EVIL JANK | Dimir Tezzeret Affinity Combo | M21 Standard

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  • @covertgoblue
    @covertgoblue  4 роки тому +10

    Live on Twitch - Deck Dr with a special guest - from 4-6 EST www.twitch.tv/covertgoblue

  • @lindakan9809
    @lindakan9809 4 роки тому +229

    Man this deck looks fun, if only I had 2000 wildcards

    • @mateocossani8231
      @mateocossani8231 4 роки тому +3

      Same missing 5 mythic wildcards

    • @hunszaszist
      @hunszaszist 4 роки тому +29

      @@mateocossani8231 I'll trade 5 mythics for 5 rares.

    • @ulissestiburcio7184
      @ulissestiburcio7184 4 роки тому +3

      My feelings every time

    • @untitled6087
      @untitled6087 4 роки тому +23

      Aria okay, but having £200 to spend on one game every 3 months isn’t a universal experience? I’m a _student._

    • @quizzical1819
      @quizzical1819 4 роки тому +9

      Untitled But they do have a point. I worked out it was more efficient to work a bit longer and spend that money on games I enjoy then grinding for hours for the same thing. Just don’t get tricked into thinking you are saving so much money playing for free. Time has value. Idk just a thought I guess

  • @darkchiron
    @darkchiron 4 роки тому +49

    "Take 'em to cookie world!" has to be the weirdest term for beating someone I've ever heard.

  • @scaraddeus4902
    @scaraddeus4902 4 роки тому +11

    It was some kind of pleasure to play against you by accident in this last game ;) nice deck, not something I had expected while playing! Keep it man! Love your content!

  • @kyllbs1
    @kyllbs1 4 роки тому +22

    CGB, thank you for being my lunch reminder everyday.

  • @TheGlutenFreeCyclist
    @TheGlutenFreeCyclist 4 роки тому

    I do remember the Mirrodin block, I started playing magic around that time and I still possess the Bait and Bludgeon deck. I loved affinity, it was one of those mechanic you either love or hate, you couldn't just ignore it because it was all around you. It was the time when you were able to cast your entire hand on turn 2, I still remember the frustration of facing those decks. Then the atog came back into the picture, it was just madness. What a time to be alive that was

  • @parathicc406
    @parathicc406 4 роки тому +13

    2 Dimir decks in a row? Oh, how you spoil us, CGB!

  • @Pszemciotroll
    @Pszemciotroll 4 роки тому +1

    When you mentioned the Mirrodin block that brought me back - that was the first time I started playing. Crazy decks crazy cards.

  • @HalTuberman
    @HalTuberman 4 роки тому +18

    Lovin the uuuuuUro chant, lol. And idk if this deck is even jank the way it manhandled Bant.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 4 роки тому +6

      Yep, it's definitely a potentially broken deck
      I consider it a take on ugin ramp, a well proven archetype in bant colors, now turned into a full artifact deck

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 4 роки тому

      @@God-ch8lq nah

  • @Cr0weyez
    @Cr0weyez 4 роки тому +2

    CGB youre the best MTG creator, i love your phenomenal commentary and your sense of humor

  • @CanuckMonkey13
    @CanuckMonkey13 4 роки тому +3

    I'm a simple man: I hear "The People's Elbow", I click like.
    Also when I see an artifact focused deck. I loved my Dimir Affinity deck back in the previous Standard with the other Tezzeret and Sai, but I had forgotten all about it until I saw this. Can't wait to play it! (Well, I can wait to finish watching this video first!)

  • @woopy8
    @woopy8 4 роки тому +9

    "Take him to cookie world" What a line :'D

  • @GozMaster
    @GozMaster 4 роки тому

    Can i just say how happy I am to see your Subs go Up Up Up CGB.
    You toates deserve it.

  • @MisterWretham
    @MisterWretham 4 роки тому

    Love the grinning at the nonsense plays. The great thing about magic is that winning is only part of the game. Doing some monstrously silly things is so much fun too! -I also enjoy the cries of NOT LIKE THIS!!!

  • @calculus793
    @calculus793 4 роки тому +38

    Honestly the way you throw around the word "coward" makes me laugh every time.

    • @CanuckMonkey13
      @CanuckMonkey13 4 роки тому

      I read this comment before watching the video, and so was way more aware of it than usual. And now I'm laughing every time too!

  • @mtgayrek
    @mtgayrek 4 роки тому

    I still have two original Aether Vial.
    I still remember sitting at my kitchen table, and my buddy pulls out his new deck, this janktastic white equipment aggro pile, with a ton of untap effects, and he slaps a fireshrieker AND a loxodon warhammer on an Auriok Bladewarden, taps and untaps a few times, and pops me in the face for about 64 lifelink damage. Makes me wish we had Artisan back in the Mirrodin days. All we played was jank, and pauper jank.

  • @omeedge012
    @omeedge012 4 роки тому

    I think that this is the first comment I make on your videos, but I wanted to thanks you for your efforts on making these videos! I enjoyed this deck a lot, if only I had all the wildcards to make it... and if only War if the Spark eontvritate... but alas! Cool Kid Moment: I was there for the very first Mirrodin affinity deck! Archbound Ravager was insane!

  • @waytoomuchtimeonmyhands
    @waytoomuchtimeonmyhands 4 роки тому +1

    I was there. Played Tempered Steel in Standard, then Affinity in Modern. Loved it.

  • @liamokeeffe3406
    @liamokeeffe3406 4 роки тому

    Ahhhh brings back the memories, affinity was my classic deck.

  • @timg.7463
    @timg.7463 4 роки тому

    I was there in the dark age of Mirrodin Affinity Standard. Still have that deck with all artifact-lands, Ravager, Skullclamp and stuff. Soooo broken, but fun.

  • @jrvaughn9038
    @jrvaughn9038 4 роки тому +1

    You should definitely be playing Sharknado in this deck. That way you have "sharks with freakin' laser beams". Not sure it would make the deck any better but, you'd get the flavor win.

  • @MrRevCytosis
    @MrRevCytosis 4 роки тому +1

    back in my magic online days man i had a wonderful artifact deck, miss em

  • @desmond1698
    @desmond1698 4 роки тому +1

    CGB quoting the Bhagavad Ghita before playing Ugin 🤣

  • @Rheinguard
    @Rheinguard 4 роки тому +1

    That Chandra tribal deck though 👌

  • @notbot4525
    @notbot4525 4 роки тому +1

    This is cool and I have all the cards to make it, but this doesn't cut it for
    *THE CHALLENGE*
    I'm still thirstily awaiting a left-field brew that gets there on the level of Kethis Combo.
    You can do it CGB. I have faith.
    I'm giving you 5:1 that you can craft that deck before someone else. It's a well-known bet in Vegas.
    I'm going to be sleeping under newspapers if you can't make this happen before the other magic personalities.
    I mortgaged my home and put it all on this bet. Please make this happen, otherwise my wife will leave me and my family will be homeless.
    You're such a lock for this bet that I'm not worried.
    Thank you in advance for saving my family, CGB

  • @amandalynn2448
    @amandalynn2448 4 роки тому

    Game 2 was exciting to watch lol definitely amps me to make this deck!

  • @LolAsdOmgWtfAfk
    @LolAsdOmgWtfAfk 4 роки тому

    This deck is simply awesome.

  • @FlopGaze
    @FlopGaze 4 роки тому

    That oppenheimer quote was amazing!

  • @Ecksiu
    @Ecksiu 4 роки тому

    Thx for the Tezerret-idea. Already have a similar deck, but without the Tezzeret. It will be so much better with a Tezerett. Because Tezzerrett seems pretty good in it. Little Tezzy.

  • @FanPhys
    @FanPhys 4 роки тому

    When you play jank, you turn into a sadistic taunter of innocents (the play queue). I LOVE IT!

  • @scorpionorpio
    @scorpionorpio 4 роки тому

    Fun deck CGB, thank you.

  • @JasonCleeveJAFC
    @JasonCleeveJAFC 4 роки тому +3

    Wow super cool black & blue deck mate. Really interesting combos, I would add ashiok to make things more interesting and awesome gameplay as well 😎🤘👍

    • @hunszaszist
      @hunszaszist 4 роки тому +1

      Was this a black and blue deck?

  • @jmh8817
    @jmh8817 4 роки тому

    I was there. I quit magic for years when Darksteel made Mirrodin even more busted, lol. This looks fun tho, I'm only missing 1 mobilized district of the rares so I guess I'll give it a whirl. Thanks CGB!

  • @TraxDaMax
    @TraxDaMax 4 роки тому

    Nice Tezz animation

  • @nickjackson1789
    @nickjackson1789 4 роки тому

    Love a good Tezzeret deck. That was a fun video

  • @IIIJG52
    @IIIJG52 4 роки тому

    That chandra deck was hilarious :D

  • @DrewBrunning
    @DrewBrunning 4 роки тому +2

    It's so refreshing to see this pure good guy magic like Gingerbrute

  • @BradSperry
    @BradSperry 4 роки тому

    I don't use twitch but I got you with the prime sub. Thanks for the great content Ive watched almost everyday for the last couple of months. Not always the whole video, but I always check out to see what you got going on. Go blue btw 😎

  • @michaelm3379
    @michaelm3379 4 роки тому

    This deck looks really cool. It was fun to watch. Especially when it went unhinged.

  • @somedudeontheinterwebs45
    @somedudeontheinterwebs45 4 роки тому +1

    Affinity best mechanic lol.
    By the way, I remember how you liked Thieves' Guild and I'd like to mention that a Rogue lord is in JMP, Oona's Blackguard. It's an awesome card and I think that it would be awesome to see rogue tribal in historic!! :D

  • @MineRoyale.
    @MineRoyale. 4 роки тому +1

    I've been playing a BR prison deck that features all the discard and 1 for 1s, and uses chandras to take em out. You should try the archetype! It's surprisingly good against bant; I once decked them after removing all their threats from the game.

  • @henrygandelman
    @henrygandelman 4 роки тому

    Man, Tezzeret, Master of the Memes attacks again
    Love those affinities nonsense with him

  • @josephakers1431
    @josephakers1431 4 роки тому

    made this as soon as m21 came out. its pretty fun.

  • @ShadowVVolfXD
    @ShadowVVolfXD 4 роки тому

    Always love seeing your vids on affinity as some turns are just so damn explosive when you go off. Comment for the algorithm day 37

  • @TheSkarTV
    @TheSkarTV 4 роки тому

    best cgb is when cgb is laughing through most matches.

  • @JiveTurkeyify
    @JiveTurkeyify 4 роки тому

    I was there. Neat affinity build

  • @leehunt6031
    @leehunt6031 4 роки тому

    This is the deck that I dream about lol. The right way to play Ugin

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 4 роки тому +2

    Get's excited since this is my favorite Standard deck right now but umm where's the Mystic Forge in the Main board so you can go crazy?

  • @soilnrock1979
    @soilnrock1979 4 роки тому +2

    I see Tezzy - I am happy. Love your videos CGB - you know that already, but still :-)
    In other news: how/where did you get those sleeves?

  • @Kdotagain
    @Kdotagain 4 роки тому

    I’ve been playing artifact decks only since arena came out. This is the first time I’ve felt I can hit diamond with this kind of deck. I usually try running The Great Henge for crazy damp. or maybe more of a removal type deck using red/black. I want some ideas CBG!

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w 4 роки тому

    46:58 Guess that's how the cookie crumbles

  • @stefanhansen8623
    @stefanhansen8623 4 роки тому

    @31:03 was that xzar, Robert Oppenheimer u quoted?

  • @jyomi7506
    @jyomi7506 4 роки тому

    Love me some affinity Tezz! Cool kids use lasers!

  • @MortCrim
    @MortCrim 4 роки тому

    You'd better get on those "Take 'em to Cookie World" shirts on Haunted Flower, pronto.

  • @rakkis1576
    @rakkis1576 4 роки тому

    "Get to kill it with a plus. That's so stupid"
    *Stares at the Ugin 8 in your hand.*
    Like you're one to talk.

  • @mandielyn0416
    @mandielyn0416 4 роки тому

    This is the Magic I love

  • @regul4rjohn
    @regul4rjohn 4 роки тому

    Man this looks like so much fun, I love affinity. Would you consider making a Historic list?
    IDK what the majority of your subs like, but sometimes I feel like I'm too casual to spend this amount of WC in a standard list with most cards rotating in like a month. Maybe Historic feels more "permanent".
    TY for the reminder about the Twitch Prime sub I set an alarm 6 days from now when it expires!

  • @julienpontus3225
    @julienpontus3225 4 роки тому

    Great video !

  • @gee3161
    @gee3161 4 роки тому

    Thanks CGB!

  • @SerbiusHokage
    @SerbiusHokage 4 роки тому

    CGB is the philly d of mtg.

  • @AdamBloedel
    @AdamBloedel 4 роки тому +2

    I straight up decided to make this deck todaya myself in one of my own version as well. How about that.

  • @micahturner5599
    @micahturner5599 4 роки тому

    Very nice deck!

  • @rpgpedroh
    @rpgpedroh 4 роки тому

    I was there against ravager and cranial plate, fighting agaist tooth and nail to a Nationals spot... than made 1-2 times 2 in draft on day one and blow my chances on the most important event of the year

  • @kolgrimur8795
    @kolgrimur8795 4 роки тому

    Gotta love the cast ugin scoop lol

  • @freddycupples1448
    @freddycupples1448 4 роки тому

    Nice Bhagavad Gita quote!

  • @robnevillemusic7816
    @robnevillemusic7816 4 роки тому

    This deck looks so fun

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 4 роки тому

    What are you looking for?
    Shatter the...IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR!

  • @varaugashkal5474
    @varaugashkal5474 4 роки тому

    Excuse me Golos isn't 5 colors ? Because he didn't died to ugin's wrath at 13:00

  • @terencetensen3832
    @terencetensen3832 4 роки тому +1

    Evil jank best jank

  • @ragomadrid
    @ragomadrid 4 роки тому

    3:20 cute cgb speaking

  • @doriansanders8922
    @doriansanders8922 4 роки тому

    Mirrodin block forever! We definetly need Mirrodin Besieged Ramastered for Arena some day

  • @jwise85
    @jwise85 4 роки тому +14

    Why must you always touch your opponents cards?

    • @hunszaszist
      @hunszaszist 4 роки тому +6

      This, I feel like the whole card touching thing is a joke, he can't be this oblivious to his own habits 😄

    • @parathicc406
      @parathicc406 4 роки тому +7

      It's definitely a joke, he does it for the audience because he knows people get tilted at it. He usually has a discrepancy between what he says and what he does that's in line with his normal behavior, but in a self aware manner: An example would be calling cards that are hand hate not fun (20:55), but he played a very unfun deck with a bunch of hand hate cards last week (Anti Aggro Grixis). This is one example but there are many different ones, too.
      So there are 2 options resulting out of this: CGB, the snarky dude who likes being sarcastic and mean, has practically no self awareness to realize the ways his words contradict his actions in a non serious environment, or he does.
      I don't claim to know the guy, but the latter seems more likely.
      Don't forget, he's a blue mage at heart. Being annoying is his nature :P

    • @zaneomega2
      @zaneomega2 4 роки тому

      So you'd comment

  • @xutfw
    @xutfw 4 роки тому

    I dont watch much twitch... So you've got my prime sub...for now. Oi oi oi

  • @vennikattelus9070
    @vennikattelus9070 4 роки тому

    awesome, just awesome i say

  • @GozMaster
    @GozMaster 4 роки тому

    I still have that Affinity deck you just mentioned. :)

  • @lukelloyd8976
    @lukelloyd8976 4 роки тому

    Wonder if one could squeeze a Vito in there, to speed up the Lazer-Clock?

  • @SpinAroundU
    @SpinAroundU 4 роки тому

    Oh yeah, mirrodin and the turn 3 kills in standard, with atogs and vault boy. I still think affinity wasn't so broken though, the artifact lands are what pushed it over the top.

  • @samuelbrechbiehl1200
    @samuelbrechbiehl1200 4 роки тому

    Love all your video you r genus👍👍👍👍💚💚💚💚👌👌👌👌

  • @josueantonio12
    @josueantonio12 4 роки тому

    IT'SA ME, IT'SA CGB!

  • @prosperow
    @prosperow 4 роки тому

    Favorite set ever it was my first set

  • @Max-te2gy
    @Max-te2gy 4 роки тому

    Haven't watched the whole thing yet but why did he include Golos in the sideboard if he doesn't have the mana for his ability? Or does he have a way to generste all kinds of mana and I just didn't see it?

  • @Aeylos
    @Aeylos 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my god, another Ugin deck disguised as something else! What a surprise!

  • @alpha_archonek
    @alpha_archonek 4 роки тому

    I miss mirrodin and kamigawa. Two of my favorite.

  • @peppen89
    @peppen89 4 роки тому

    Amazing🤩

  • @herosm4294
    @herosm4294 4 роки тому

    Where did he get the sick intro music?

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 4 роки тому

    Isnt there an artifact that mills the top card as well. That'd be good for side board

  • @MadnessTW
    @MadnessTW 4 роки тому

    Seeing an Ugin deck lose to Chandra tribal of all things made this video worth clicking on.

  • @paolobocchini1153
    @paolobocchini1153 4 роки тому

    In the ranked game you said that you were going to play the simulacrum to fetch the fourth land, instead then you played Karn and cage (which didn’t look very urgent). Was there a reason for that, or you just forgot about the simulacrum plan?

  • @beastzerkerjet
    @beastzerkerjet 4 роки тому

    not sure why you aren't running forge in the main deck, more firge means more ability to control what is on the top right?

  • @mykeviper
    @mykeviper 4 роки тому

    Hey cb can you please try the new lands cosmetics?

  • @nickbalmes6640
    @nickbalmes6640 4 роки тому

    That Chandra tribal though 😅

  • @cubescoper7588
    @cubescoper7588 4 роки тому

    What packs should ld i buy to get all thode cards (I packed the 8 mana ugin today)

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 4 роки тому +1

    Did you know Ugin can exile the opponent?

  • @TabooX1984
    @TabooX1984 4 роки тому

    Regarding 1:51
    CAN YA SMELLLL-L-L-L, what Ugin is cookin
    😄

  • @lostinsmoke
    @lostinsmoke 4 роки тому

    I was there. Remember when people didnt know what to do with arcbound ravagers at first and sold them for 2 dollars.

  • @blurglebox
    @blurglebox 4 роки тому

    i love me some laser beam, even if i am late to the tezzy party

  • @wogna96
    @wogna96 4 роки тому

    I love the Tezzeret decks, since he always seems to me like a n brand new planswaker and he is probably the most fun to build around from WotS. Unfortunately I can't play the deck because I don't have the Cards and it's not worth it to invest in it so close to Rotation. :(

  • @mcbescheiden725
    @mcbescheiden725 4 роки тому +1

    This moment when you topdecks you're 8mana Planeswalker and it doesn't do anything on the board xD

  • @KChaos005
    @KChaos005 4 роки тому

    I like that CGB pronouces it Ugin rather Ujean (most of the time)

  • @herrmuster5272
    @herrmuster5272 4 роки тому

    30:32 Really? An Oppenheimer reference? xD Nice Deck btw

    • @stefanhansen8623
      @stefanhansen8623 4 роки тому

      Or Xzar from buldurs gate depending on what u are most familiar