Every teacher keeps saying "why didn't you go at break" but 90% of all the toilets are locked due to vandalism and the rest are being used by everyone lmao
My school was wild one of my freinds fingered I was I think and yea being freinds with most of my year... bro got told to say the nword in 10 seconds or get backshots he didn't say it...
Lads, lads. GCSEs are not hard to revise for. Fuck all the flash cards and revisions sources, the key to doing well is PAST PAPERS. Grind a dozen of them and you’ll be fine
past papers are definitely helpful althoughmy school is adding new things for the english papers such as jekyll and hyde and a new poetry unit. thats my only worry lol
True!!! Its Annoying. I a Currently redoing My Maths Exams because I FAILED and In my college: I have 3 HOURS of Maths EACH monday and We are not allowed to leave early :(
I feel bad for the small amount of people that are genuinely bad at maths or English who have to redo it, but from what I remember with my old high school is the majority of those who failed were the kids who could be arsed to try, and had to pay for it in college. Boy was it satisfying to see.
@@hazelene_ It's bc apparently, if you can't remember why tf romeo and juliet committed suicide, or why Mr Birling is a such a pain in the ass, or why shakespeare made the door red, 'you're bad at english'.
How Americans think British school life is: 6am: Get to school by broomstick, train or umbrella. 7am: Start your day with potions class. 8am: Charms class 9am:transfiguration. 10am: Lunch in the great hall with Harry Pottah while sipping some tea. 3pm: Go home and sip more tea. Reality: Go to school and live
GCSE tip from a British gal: do past papers as revision, the questions are the same every year, the only difference is stuff like extracts given or the exact data given, so basically do past GCSE papers because if you know how to answer questions you can pick up easy marks,
The actual advice don’t stress they are easy asf. Literally revise the month before u be fine. As long as u pay attention in class u don’t even have to revise I didn’t and I past every GCSE except engineering
@@whitefeather8387 learn English first… GCSE’s also don’t matter much in this country either since they don’t get u a job, it gets u into a college or sixth form which then u can go uni which is useless unless u actually need to go the uni to get your degree. Law for example so no one wants ur dog advice lmao
British schools literally: Primary School: UHM, YEAR 5, MY YEAR 4'S ARE BETTER THAN YOU! Secondary School: *Gets told off for picking up a pen* Sixth Form: yes bro I got -1 lessons today!
@Baku_bro you wanna know why because we get dumb as hell time tables. My Wednesdays and Thursdays this school year + my thursdays last year are lesson p1 all study periods till p5. I am so glad i live close to my school otherwise i would be hating my life having to sit in the same room for 4 plus hours. Although tbf this could be because i take an odd mix of subjects (politics un-ironically my most favourite, media studies, and biology. Year 12 i also took business but dropped that despite getting a c grade)
It's been more than 10 years since I left British school yet your description was so accurate that I'm getting palpitations just thinking about it- bravo!
Fun fact I failed my English GCSE because of bee movie this is not a joke. I was one of those kids with learning problems and is sound sensitive so loud noises causes me to stress out and panic. So I was put in a room with 12 other students in a room which was meant to be quiet because they set up the entire hallway section to be quiet but due to poor planning a sub teacher took her class in the room behind mine to teach a class of year 8s. By teaching I mean play the bee movie and because of the students making noise the teacher instead of making them quiet kept turning up the volume of the movie. I did try asking the teacher for help about it but they straight up told me there is nothing they could do and that I should shut up and deal with it.
I am a German and in our schools the teacher also says when class is over and not the bell. And unlike British and American schools we don't know detention as punishment. Instead misbehaving students are always sent out of the classroom and called in again after about 15 minutes or have to stay outside until the bell rings. But of course students wouldn't always wait outside the classroom but rather go outisde and maybe even leave the school grounds.
My German school had where you got locked in the classroom for lunch without being allowed to use the bathroom or get your lunch. Lunch was 5 euro so some parents sued and that was tone
@@theoriginalcatfish Wow, not getting lunch or being allowed to use the bathroom sounds really harsh and unfair to me... Actually teachers shouldn't even be allowed to prevent you from using the bathroom and strictly speaking it's even against the law because it's a basic need when you need to do your business...
Average GCSE question be like Jonny has a train ticket which costs £488392929392 because yes He was 5 years late for the train Calculate the amount of gass electrons in jupiter per zeptometer After that show 1000000 pages worth of working out for 0+0 because i said so And since your all 1 month fall should learn pythagarus therium
@@agnieszkagrybska7497but fr my bro is gonna co his gcse and the questions are stupid like Jonny has 4000 gas electrons from jupiter He was 50 years late for his flight Calculate the mass of planet x which is a myth planet which scientists haven't solved
a very long time ago, i vividly remember this one question i couldn't solve on a random worksheet that says: One bottle of orange juice is 5 litres and costs 12.55 pounds, a carton of orange juice is 500 millilitres and costs 5 pounds. Tommy buys 12 bottles and 5 cartons, he pours all the juice into 200 millilitre glasses and sells each glass for 40p, how much profit does he make? I know some of you could solve this and i probably could now, but for my lil peanut child brain it was hard.
@@wrenstokes here's how I think you saw it Da man has 5p leiters of orange milk which costs £293929 because yes He brought mercury 5 times to beat Elon musk and counted the electron gasses per zepto meter Calculate the mass of the sun if I told you one electro is 5 zeptometers long
dont forget about those gcse certificates, completely different from the result paper. For some reason they dont give them to you with your results, its like a separate thing that you have to collect. They're certificates from the specific exam boards, your secondary school should hold onto them for a couple years or something. If you dont grab them in time, they get rid of them and you would need to get a copy from the exam board themselves which is like £40+ just for one of them. Thats if you plan on going uni, since they ask for "evidence" of your results. Its nice to have them anyways since some employers also ask for evidence.
Fun fact: Due to colonization by the British, Caribbean countries such as Anguilla, Bermuda, Jamaica, The Cayman Islands, Monsterrat and Barbados share the same school system with minor differences and extra poverty in some areas.
At my school I get the public train at it is so packed with other kids from my school to the point where I can barley breath. Seriously. Also half the time I don’t even have time to eat food 😭
The main problem of the toilets is vandalism which causes big queues to the toilets and about 50% of students that are waiting won't make it due to the amount of time left of break time. But since the toilets are also locked, you have to wait for the teacher with the keys to come, but if the teacher won't come, all 100% of students in the queue will have to wait til lunch just because of 1 person.
My secondary school was a former prison. You could see the holes where they used to have sewerside nets to stop people jumping from the 3rd floor to the ground floor.
Literally an autistic boy (so very mildly like it barely held him back) in my primary sfhool would cheat, hit and be rude, and he would always get away w it, but if I couldnt pay attention for 2 seconds i used to miss my entire break like wtf??
the negatives of being autistic in school are that the TA's and other people there who are supposed to "help" you, literally just degrade and bully you for being autistic instead
in mine for some reason there was always a half-locked stall and random punch holes in the walls, and also the kid going ``WhOsE iN tHeRe?`` and the girl doing makeup in the mirror.
When I was at secondary school from 1984 to 1989 in the UK, we didn't even have those fancy flat-top desks that look like LUXURY to us! No, we had the old wooden flip-top desks with holes for inkwells and a space to put books into, but it would usually be sweet and crisp packets instead, and all manner of scratches and graffiti all over the desks, not to mention chewing gum stuck all over them, some of it fossilized after YEARS. Great days!
Can confirm, the ceiling of my form room was broken and a nest of spiders lived there. Had to go in that room twice a day and constantly search bags, pockets, EVERYTHING because there were so many and they were just smaller than palm size. Had that for 2 years before the school finally decided to fix the ceiling. Oh and did i mention that there were pipes above the ceiling THAT LEAKED WATER EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE CEILING WAS BROKEN SO YOU WERE CONSTANTLY GETTING DRIPPED ON
as an exchanged HK student that currently in College in the UK, I had experienced things in secondary school for 2 and a half years when I move with my family in 2021. I can related a few things throughout the secondary school in the video
Oh, and don’t even get me started on my teachers as well. Let me just say all the stuff you’re saying about British schools for me. It’s like a trip down memory lane.
Back when I was in secondary school, we had a Planner where we jotted down what homework we had to do, who set it, when it had to be handed in by and each piece of home work completed had to be signed by a parent or guardian in the Planner to confirm we did it. And these planners pages were half A4 size with 50 pages in (they were double sided) and had to last us from year 7 to year 11.
as a scottish person i relate to very little of this as we have a completely different system. pretty much the only similarities is that theres primary and secondary, and the teachers use the same scripts about bells and toilets
What I learned from being in a UK school and then in college is that UK schools teach you to be a good little minimum wake worker while the college actually makes you feel human.
As a teen still going to school, its one hell of a time. Fun, chaotic, sometimes dumb, sometimes actually informative and interesting. Cant wait to be done though, 7 years too long 😂
samee, there are rotten beans on the ceiling my class is a god damn warzone, not to mention the fact that when one person gets hyper, EVERY STUDENT GOES INSANE and then its so loud and stuff gets thrown around it is just too funny
Our changing room shenanigans include, but are not limited to, an entire PE kit dumped in the toilet, the changing room barber, multiple holes punched in the walls, a boy walking into the girls changing rooms and taking 5 minutes for him or the girls to realise he was in the wrong place and someone getting locked in the shower and not being let out for half an hour. And thats just my year group
@MrTwisterNo2 A) how the fuck did they do that twice B) how did they do it I the first place Some idiots in year 9 last year just took a screw driver into the toilets and just, like, took the cubicle door. Got pretty far with it apparently aswell lol
like as someone who normally avoids everything bad and just wants to get the day over with without trying to make enemies or anything i still got like 3 detentions they literally give them out for no reason
Detention is the most useless and stupid thing ever. During my school time I had detention every week, and I usually didnt even show up because having more school wont make me follow the rules, it will make me hate school even more and care even less about rules
I don’t understand why British people be saying that we don’t have school uniforms here in the US. I’ve been to over 7 (public) schools and all but one of those schools required uniforms and had extremely strict uniform rules😭 Also, I never knew the British school experience was so similar to America. I didn’t think it was like Harry Potter but I definitely didn’t think it was like America lol
2:53 I TAKE SCHOOL BUSSES AND I STILL GOT SNATCHED OUT MY SEAT BECAUSE I TRIED RETALIATING WHEN SOMEONE WAS SHOVING THEIR PHONE IN MY FACE 😭🙏 (they pulled my arm over the chair and I had to role or do something because it might as well of been dislocated)
I've used both Sparx and Hegarty, and they're both complete dog shit. I'd rather calculate the area of the Empire State Building, but I need to measure the building's dimensions by hand. Hegarty forces you to watch a 2-minute video after every section (I always used the 2x speed) and Sparx Maths forces you to write down the answers, or you have to redo the question. Also, I don't know what kind of drugs the Sparx web designers were on, but the site always had something that didn't work. Either the mini-games that required audio didn’t have audio, you’d get booted out randomly for no apparent reason and need to log back in, or you’d finish the homework, but it wouldn’t register a single question, and it counted the homework as DONE LATE. That last one happenes way too often.
Mandem at the back of the bus yamming them wings like dier lyfe depends on it 😂 Omg i had to grab my slang book from years back, i left that in the yard 😅
You forgot about those teachers who clearly had favourites, especially in PE. They'd be talking to the popular people, all smiley and laughing along and then when you'd speak, they'd snap and go 'ErM, bE QuIet yEar (whatever). They'd also be the same teachers who'd tell you that it 'wasn't that cold outside' while they'd be stood there in about 5 puffer jackets with their hood up, while you were running around doing cross-country in the rain.
ehh.. we aint focused on education as ive noticed tbh but bullying be a constant problem (as an asian) also i think that if you call our tests easy id prolly not survive ina british school 💀😭🙏
As someone from freaking france i hate how our school is literally 10 hours of pure stupid work that will literally do nothing for our future Btw how much hours of school do yall got?
i HATE SPARX MATHSS especially when i get like 1A to 1J LIKE WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS ON MEANS AND MEDIANS AND MODES WHATEVER THE FLIPPIDY FLIP THAT EVEN ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (and i have to do 100% because im in top set for some strange reason and def not cuz my dad is a maths teacher). thanks for attending my ted talk. ps. DONT GET ME STARTED ON SPARX READER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE ONLY JUST STOPPED DOING IT BECAUSE MY HOMEWORK IS NOW PAST PAPERS BUT SOME TIME IT WAS LIKE WHAT 2+2 AND THEN YOU WOULF PUT 4 BUT NO THATS WRONG AND THE ANSWER IS ACTUALLY FIVE APPARENTLY. sorry i have some suppressed anger
as a uk person my uk primary school year 5 teacher got me in detention every Friday and flash games in ict were my childhood got me into fancy pants and stickpage pure childhood
Every teacher keeps saying "why didn't you go at break" but 90% of all the toilets are locked due to vandalism and the rest are being used by everyone lmao
Not to mention half of the available toilets are being used to vape in…or word having sex 💀💀
@@ilikeudonnoodles S in toilets is wild af, imagine getting into it then someone starts recording 💀💀💀
@HaveASpIendidDaythen they’d be jailed for image based abuse which is a real crime btw otherwise known as revenge porn
We're only aloud 3 people to go to the toilet at a time at it is the same rule from year 7-11
Fr but for my school at lunch and break the toilets have like 9 stalls but they only let 2 or 3 people in even when it’s not class time like… what
One punishment that had me HEATED was when one person does something wrong everyone gets punished , thats so idiotic
Cuz “they can’t tell who’s being disruptive” when they know full well who it is thats being disruptive.
I think that punishment comes from the military, it's was used by drill sergeant to make new soldiers to hate the rookie who did something wrong 😅😅
Thats so annoying fr
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS HITS ME ON SO MANY LEVELS THIS TYPE OF SHIT BE HAVING REACH KENDRICK LEVELS OF HATING BEFORE THE FUCKING BEEF WAS A THING
this is my english teacher. if one person cheats in a test everyone gets a 4 aka fail
as a british person i can confirm we don't use our brooms to fly but or umbrellas to make commute
Bruv that what my thoughts in Zambia man😭
I can also confirm that
same, i can confirm
Same, Storm Darragh really helped in giving us a quicker ride
My school was wild one of my freinds fingered I was I think and yea being freinds with most of my year... bro got told to say the nword in 10 seconds or get backshots he didn't say it...
You mentioned sparks, and a chill went up my spine.
It still scares me to this day, like why did we have to do it
At least it wasn’t mymaths
...oh please no
same 😫😫
Good thing Im OUTTA THERE
0:11 I was agreeing with the "useless information" part until you mentioned chlorophyll. I still haven't used a quadratic equation till this day.
Lads, lads. GCSEs are not hard to revise for. Fuck all the flash cards and revisions sources, the key to doing well is PAST PAPERS. Grind a dozen of them and you’ll be fine
Thanks for the advice!
past papers are good BUT isn't there a chance that there's a topic that you may haven't revised for at all bc it barely showed up in the past papers?
past papers are definitely helpful althoughmy school is adding new things for the english papers such as jekyll and hyde and a new poetry unit. thats my only worry lol
Well you see, you need to **know** the content before doing past papers 💀
no cuz i havent done gcses yet, but they act like every test is gonna be hard as fuck but i dont study and get high marks?? There so easy ong
All the toilets are locked in my school.
Same but different time
tf 😭
Same
same, but at least they open it lunch and break
i would go on the roof and piss there
I'm in the UK and one of my mates flooded one of the changing rooms at my school and my entire school can be easily summarised as a warzone
Literally how 😭
My School on the other hand was like Evin Prison.
@animerhi9811 yes👍
Yeah , we have 1 useable toilet block at my school and it’s over 2500 kids without counting sixth form 😭😭 it’s a warzone
Yeah thats what its like here…
9:05 the worst thing is that if you fail Maths or English, you have to take it again in 6th form or college
True!!! Its Annoying. I a Currently redoing My Maths Exams because I FAILED and In my college: I have 3 HOURS of Maths EACH monday and We are not allowed to leave early :(
I feel bad for the small amount of people that are genuinely bad at maths or English who have to redo it, but from what I remember with my old high school is the majority of those who failed were the kids who could be arsed to try, and had to pay for it in college.
Boy was it satisfying to see.
Wait.... yall are failing English??? 👁👄👁
@@hazelene_ macbeth
@@hazelene_ It's bc apparently, if you can't remember why tf romeo and juliet committed suicide, or why Mr Birling is a such a pain in the ass, or why shakespeare made the door red, 'you're bad at english'.
How Americans think British school life is:
6am: Get to school by broomstick, train or umbrella.
7am: Start your day with potions class.
8am: Charms class
9am:transfiguration.
10am: Lunch in the great hall with Harry Pottah while sipping some tea.
3pm: Go home and sip more tea.
Reality: Go to school and live
As a fellow British person, sparx maths is the reincarnation of hell on Earth
(jesus holy christ thanks for 500 likes my guys)
sparx maths asking me for the 100000000000000000000000000000000000th time if i had wrote down the question answers
bro sparx reviews are so funny 😂
use gauth math to cheat
i cried tears of joy when i stopped having to use that shitty ass website for maths homework now that im in year 11
@ gauth maths
GCSE tip from a British gal:
do past papers as revision, the questions are the same every year, the only difference is stuff like extracts given or the exact data given, so basically do past GCSE papers because if you know how to answer questions you can pick up easy marks,
The actual advice don’t stress they are easy asf. Literally revise the month before u be fine. As long as u pay attention in class u don’t even have to revise I didn’t and I past every GCSE except engineering
You are so wrong 😂😂😂
@@MotoLime shes not... the questions can differ but they arent widely different. so saying "so" is just plainly wrong.
Madam I give a even better advice, start learning Indian curriculum you ll just start becoming a topper 😂😂
@@whitefeather8387 learn English first… GCSE’s also don’t matter much in this country either since they don’t get u a job, it gets u into a college or sixth form which then u can go uni which is useless unless u actually need to go the uni to get your degree. Law for example so no one wants ur dog advice lmao
British schools literally:
Primary School: UHM, YEAR 5, MY YEAR 4'S ARE BETTER THAN YOU!
Secondary School: *Gets told off for picking up a pen*
Sixth Form: yes bro I got -1 lessons today!
fr the sixth formers i see are never in a lesson.
I actually got an hour detention for give someone a pen in secondary school...
Substitute teachers, man...
@Baku_bro you wanna know why because we get dumb as hell time tables. My Wednesdays and Thursdays this school year + my thursdays last year are lesson p1 all study periods till p5. I am so glad i live close to my school otherwise i would be hating my life having to sit in the same room for 4 plus hours. Although tbf this could be because i take an odd mix of subjects (politics un-ironically my most favourite, media studies, and biology. Year 12 i also took business but dropped that despite getting a c grade)
It's been more than 10 years since I left British school yet your description was so accurate that I'm getting palpitations just thinking about it- bravo!
Fun fact I failed my English GCSE because of bee movie this is not a joke.
I was one of those kids with learning problems and is sound sensitive so loud noises causes me to stress out and panic. So I was put in a room with 12 other students in a room which was meant to be quiet because they set up the entire hallway section to be quiet but due to poor planning a sub teacher took her class in the room behind mine to teach a class of year 8s. By teaching I mean play the bee movie and because of the students making noise the teacher instead of making them quiet kept turning up the volume of the movie. I did try asking the teacher for help about it but they straight up told me there is nothing they could do and that I should shut up and deal with it.
I will fix that as priminister
thanks trisotrousters8447
@literallygrass1328 I know the next election is 2029 but I’m prepearing
Should have complained to the board they may have made some exceptions and changed your grade.
@@trisotrousers8447ha ha funny joke, because as of they ever done anything good in the last 14 plus years.
I am a German and in our schools the teacher also says when class is over and not the bell. And unlike British and American schools we don't know detention as punishment. Instead misbehaving students are always sent out of the classroom and called in again after about 15 minutes or have to stay outside until the bell rings. But of course students wouldn't always wait outside the classroom but rather go outisde and maybe even leave the school grounds.
My German school had where you got locked in the classroom for lunch without being allowed to use the bathroom or get your lunch. Lunch was 5 euro so some parents sued and that was tone
@@theoriginalcatfish Wow, not getting lunch or being allowed to use the bathroom sounds really harsh and unfair to me... Actually teachers shouldn't even be allowed to prevent you from using the bathroom and strictly speaking it's even against the law because it's a basic need when you need to do your business...
I wish i saw your comment before typing lol
Thats what my school does aswell as detentions. Im british btw
Thats what they did in my secondary school BEFORE the detention was given to you.
YOU GOT SATURDAY DETENTIONS?! bruh that sounds fucking stupid aint no way thats legal bro 😭🙏
Yeeppp. i got one once for stealing a cookie from the cafeteria at lunch💀
Ain't like anyone turns up to them anyway
@zainahmed5372 true yh true
i don't got saturday detentions, i got isolation and report. which is worse. spend 6 hours in detention for a week
I am brit and I wont go also never seen that in my school (latest is an hour Friday detention)
Red Nose Day was absolute peak in my primary
Average GCSE question be like
Jonny has a train ticket which costs £488392929392 because yes
He was 5 years late for the train
Calculate the amount of gass electrons in jupiter per zeptometer
After that show 1000000 pages worth of working out for 0+0 because i said so
And since your all 1 month fall should learn pythagarus therium
this made me laugh so much lmao
@beandevvby the way this question decides which college go to 🙂
@@agnieszkagrybska7497but fr my bro is gonna co his gcse and the questions are stupid like Jonny has 4000 gas electrons from jupiter
He was 50 years late for his flight Calculate the mass of planet x which is a myth planet which scientists haven't solved
a very long time ago, i vividly remember this one question i couldn't solve on a random worksheet that says:
One bottle of orange juice is 5 litres and costs 12.55 pounds, a carton of orange juice is 500 millilitres and costs 5 pounds.
Tommy buys 12 bottles and 5 cartons, he pours all the juice into 200 millilitre glasses and sells each glass for 40p, how much profit does he make?
I know some of you could solve this and i probably could now, but for my lil peanut child brain it was hard.
@@wrenstokes here's how I think you saw it
Da man has 5p leiters of orange milk which costs £293929 because yes
He brought mercury 5 times to beat Elon musk and counted the electron gasses per zepto meter
Calculate the mass of the sun if I told you one electro is 5 zeptometers long
5:03 reminds me of “is there something you want to share with the class??” Or “ I’ll wait.” LIKE BRO
dont forget about those gcse certificates, completely different from the result paper. For some reason they dont give them to you with your results, its like a separate thing that you have to collect. They're certificates from the specific exam boards, your secondary school should hold onto them for a couple years or something. If you dont grab them in time, they get rid of them and you would need to get a copy from the exam board themselves which is like £40+ just for one of them. Thats if you plan on going uni, since they ask for "evidence" of your results. Its nice to have them anyways since some employers also ask for evidence.
Bro I don’t have a paper with my gcse results and I don’t have a certificate either.
@arathan9305 you’re finished mate
@ahhhhhhhhh-h7h I only have email with my results
@arathan9305 u didnt get a certificate?? No way, you need that
@ahhhhhhhhh-h7h does it really matter though after a levels?
This is is an insanely underrated video. You've earned urself a sub
Fun fact: Due to colonization by the British, Caribbean countries such as Anguilla, Bermuda, Jamaica, The Cayman Islands, Monsterrat and Barbados share the same school system with minor differences and extra poverty in some areas.
The poor sods
india tooo
Wompiest of the fucking womps
@avnixpine no india doesnt dawg i swear them mfs get beat up by a stick 💀
At my school I get the public train at it is so packed with other kids from my school to the point where I can barley breath. Seriously. Also half the time I don’t even have time to eat food 😭
The main problem of the toilets is vandalism which causes big queues to the toilets and about 50% of students that are waiting won't make it due to the amount of time left of break time. But since the toilets are also locked, you have to wait for the teacher with the keys to come, but if the teacher won't come, all 100% of students in the queue will have to wait til lunch just because of 1 person.
As a british person. I can confirm we didn't deal with a bald guy without a nose on the daily.
As a German person I think you are lying
My secondary school was a former prison. You could see the holes where they used to have sewerside nets to stop people jumping from the 3rd floor to the ground floor.
should of kept them
sewer-side? the side of a sewer? lol
@williamfranciswhite450 youtube hates free speech so yes, sewer side
sewerside? mate you need to go back to school
@williamfranciswhite450Self game-end.
I was locked in a cupboard because I was autistic.
I was bullied for being autistc too but nowhere near as bad as that holy heck
Surely you did something after that
😲
WHAT?
erm, what the sigma?
i can relate
this is one of the most relatable videos i have ever seen…
4:46 NGL I ACTUALLY HATE SPARX BRO😭
SAME
the perks of being autistic in school is that the entire system gave me one hella a pass on 99% of things
the only reason teachers are nicer to me than my classmates is because i'm autistic
Literally an autistic boy (so very mildly like it barely held him back) in my primary sfhool would cheat, hit and be rude, and he would always get away w it, but if I couldnt pay attention for 2 seconds i used to miss my entire break like wtf??
@SpiffyLight8590 thats wank bro
i got treated worse till i stopped taking it
fr fr autism is kinda a cheat code for me sometimes
the negatives of being autistic in school are that the TA's and other people there who are supposed to "help" you, literally just degrade and bully you for being autistic instead
The toilet at break:💨☁️ 💥🥊
The toilets in my school 💩💩💩💩
in mine for some reason there was always a half-locked stall and random punch holes in the walls, and also the kid going ``WhOsE iN tHeRe?`` and the girl doing makeup in the mirror.
😂😂
Vapes, flooded by toilet paper, trashed with crisp packets or bottles , a group of 5 lads playing clash of clans
I remember there was a capri-sun in the flipping toilet and the toilet had someone’s NUMBER 1 ON IT????
4:10 THE HOLES IN THE CEILING IS SO RELATABLE
Yeah why cant they just get a proper roof 😭
"Why didn't you go at break time?"
1. Kids vaping
2. Waiting in line for 5 minutes
3. Not being allowed to
4.didn't need to go then
Nah the kids in my room have unscrewed so many screws there aren't even dividers between the toilets 😭😭😭
4:51 sparx maths ACTUALLY MAKES MY CRYYYYYY ITS SO LONGGG
When I was at secondary school from 1984 to 1989 in the UK, we didn't even have those fancy flat-top desks that look like LUXURY to us! No, we had the old wooden flip-top desks with holes for inkwells and a space to put books into, but it would usually be sweet and crisp packets instead, and all manner of scratches and graffiti all over the desks, not to mention chewing gum stuck all over them, some of it fossilized after YEARS. Great days!
I always love when you post and it makes me laugh keep going
The toilets are either filled with doodoo or theres no locks on the doors.
This is why I developed anxiety over using the toilet
Mine never had toilet paper cause the S4s kept covering things in it.
@blizzardgaming7070 I don't wipe after I pee because I just hate the feeling of being dry and TP
In my secondary school, the whole door from the last stall in the girls' bathroom was completely removed by a student 😂😂
sooooo true
Dawg my school was built in 1892 and it doesn’t not have a single change
Can confirm, the ceiling of my form room was broken and a nest of spiders lived there. Had to go in that room twice a day and constantly search bags, pockets, EVERYTHING because there were so many and they were just smaller than palm size. Had that for 2 years before the school finally decided to fix the ceiling. Oh and did i mention that there were pipes above the ceiling THAT LEAKED WATER EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE CEILING WAS BROKEN SO YOU WERE CONSTANTLY GETTING DRIPPED ON
as an exchanged HK student that currently in College in the UK, I had experienced things in secondary school for 2 and a half years when I move with my family in 2021.
I can related a few things throughout the secondary school in the video
“Why didn’t you go at break time?” Is the most frustrating question a teacher can ask
the chairs are a classic icl
I’m British too, and I agree with you
Oh, and don’t even get me started on my teachers as well. Let me just say all the stuff you’re saying about British schools for me. It’s like a trip down memory lane.
I can vouch for this. This is so true and nothing has changed for 100 of years
"I can you relate to a few things here." might wanna change that
you're probably right
Back when I was in secondary school, we had a Planner where we jotted down what homework we had to do, who set it, when it had to be handed in by and each piece of home work completed had to be signed by a parent or guardian in the Planner to confirm we did it. And these planners pages were half A4 size with 50 pages in (they were double sided) and had to last us from year 7 to year 11.
6:05 My school doesn't do a Saturday detention but that sounds criminal
Mine does but only for rare causes
as a scottish person i relate to very little of this as we have a completely different system. pretty much the only similarities is that theres primary and secondary, and the teachers use the same scripts about bells and toilets
What I learned from being in a UK school and then in college is that UK schools teach you to be a good little minimum wake worker while the college actually makes you feel human.
oh damn, new Junskully video in December
6:06 No, but there is a detention on a Friday after school for 45 minutes for the ones who have done too much
Who the hell has a Saturday detention it was always 1 hr friday
@@flyinglobster9552 my school got saturdays
@@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 are u French? Cause that is the only county I heard have school on Saturday
@@flyinglobster9552 nah mostly grammar schools and stuf
@@Icantthinkofabettername23 damn that’s actually sad
😂 As someone who fell asleep a lot during class, I can confirm I have had to stay back after school for detention as punishment, lmao.
As a teen still going to school, its one hell of a time. Fun, chaotic, sometimes dumb, sometimes actually informative and interesting. Cant wait to be done though, 7 years too long 😂
samee, there are rotten beans on the ceiling my class is a god damn warzone, not to mention the fact that when one person gets hyper, EVERY STUDENT GOES INSANE and then its so loud and stuff gets thrown around it is just too funny
Our changing room shenanigans include, but are not limited to, an entire PE kit dumped in the toilet, the changing room barber, multiple holes punched in the walls, a boy walking into the girls changing rooms and taking 5 minutes for him or the girls to realise he was in the wrong place and someone getting locked in the shower and not being let out for half an hour. And thats just my year group
Here, someone just stole an entire toilet.
Twice.
@MrTwisterNo2 A) how the fuck did they do that twice B) how did they do it I the first place
Some idiots in year 9 last year just took a screw driver into the toilets and just, like, took the cubicle door. Got pretty far with it apparently aswell lol
3:59 “More Asian than Asian Egypt”
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😂😂😂
Damn, at my school we didn’t have assembly’s or Saturday detention.
like as someone who normally avoids everything bad and just wants to get the day over with without trying to make enemies or anything i still got like 3 detentions they literally give them out for no reason
You read me like a book with every single detail 😂😂😂😂
Detention is the most useless and stupid thing ever. During my school time I had detention every week, and I usually didnt even show up because having more school wont make me follow the rules, it will make me hate school even more and care even less about rules
As a black British person I can confirm that we don't use broom sticks or we don't t say "bowls o wower" it's bottle of water mate
Real😂
BO OH O WOR ER🗣🗣💥💥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽
@Kyran-x2e I am mate so shut your mouth u slag
@Kyran-x2e I am mate
@Kyran-x2e where's Ur proof
I don’t understand why British people be saying that we don’t have school uniforms here in the US. I’ve been to over 7 (public) schools and all but one of those schools required uniforms and had extremely strict uniform rules😭
Also, I never knew the British school experience was so similar to America. I didn’t think it was like Harry Potter but I definitely didn’t think it was like America lol
*Yankland
God forbid you bring flavoured water or sparkling water instead of still water, teachers had a personal vendetta against that.
that one teacher seeing you playing football with trainers "ERMMMMMM BOYYYSSS where are your school shoes" like you're supposed to play in dress shoes
as a Brazilian who lives in America who goes to a "posh" British school this video can be taken as a fact
5:22 also the toilets during breaktime were 🤮 but i had a toilet pass so i could just spend 20 mins walking slowly around the school
3:54 NAHH THAT SCHOOLS LITERALLY NEXT TO MY HOUSE 😂
LOL
Doxxed. I'm kidding.
@ZanderZebra 💀
3:40 i take the school bus jn the UK, you miss the bus, you simply miss it. It doesnt come back, you just walk the 2 hours instead
the sparx reference was so real bruh
IHATEITIHATEITIHATEIT
2:53 I TAKE SCHOOL BUSSES AND I STILL GOT SNATCHED OUT MY SEAT BECAUSE I TRIED RETALIATING WHEN SOMEONE WAS SHOVING THEIR PHONE IN MY FACE 😭🙏 (they pulled my arm over the chair and I had to role or do something because it might as well of been dislocated)
Daym 💀
We dont get planners now we use satchel
It may be called Satchel One now but it will always be Show My Homework to me
Oh god SMH can die I remember when they rolled it out yet we still had to write down homework
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1:36 I agree I am British as well and that is the best American description I’ve ever heard 😂
I’m someone in a British school and it sucks but at the same time I’m quite grateful I have education
We also have the very tiny lockers with everyone rushing to call their parents to book the top one that has the slant for extra space 💀🙏
4:47 SPARKS MATHS AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH gahaggscsygsguheihdhehhdh I'm going to cry, sparks always takes FOREVER
Supposed to be doing it rn 😭😭😭😭😭
@Kippafishsame man
I get mine done at school on time
Nah at this rate I just ignore it, I don't even get told off
✨Autistic privilege ✨
At least 40 mins. Wasting my goddamm time
I've used both Sparx and Hegarty, and they're both complete dog shit. I'd rather calculate the area of the Empire State Building, but I need to measure the building's dimensions by hand. Hegarty forces you to watch a 2-minute video after every section (I always used the 2x speed) and Sparx Maths forces you to write down the answers, or you have to redo the question. Also, I don't know what kind of drugs the Sparx web designers were on, but the site always had something that didn't work. Either the mini-games that required audio didn’t have audio, you’d get booted out randomly for no apparent reason and need to log back in, or you’d finish the homework, but it wouldn’t register a single question, and it counted the homework as DONE LATE. That last one happenes way too often.
4:41 NO NOT SPARX I DONT WANT TO DO IT EVERY WEEK AHHH
I still have it 😂
@ManCityForever-t9x same mine is GCSE
Supposed to be doing it now 😭😭😭😭
@ SAME
@vibrant-Thunder-TDS I had triple maths😭😭😭
2:04 I don’t mind wearing my uniform until it’s gets to 40° in my unventilated building in the summer 😭
Sparks maths will be the end of me 🖕
Same
Fr like the whole notebook thing is so dumb
sparx destroyed my sanity and faith in maths. i gave up and started using google
So real
As a Brit this is all true
And Sparx maths I get it weekly it’s so annoying and now there’s Sparx reader once a week too what’s next sparks science
NAHHH THIS GUY IS SO RELATABLE
My teachers would say there is a long queue even you were the first to ask
My English teacher turned some of our tables diagonal, so now some people are literally facing the door directly
No joke when I was in year 3 I attend a school made in the 18 hundred’s 😭
my old school was built in the 1400s but became a school in 1850 😭😭
Mine was built when the first state schools started rolling out in the 1870s and still managed to be better than the (at most) 1950s highschool 💀
3:53 Fr some of my science and english class windows dont close properly and a bunch of dictionaries get soaked whenever it rains
4:28 i can confirm that this is the same in Northern English Schools too
Mandem at the back of the bus yamming them wings like dier lyfe depends on it 😂
Omg i had to grab my slang book from years back, i left that in the yard 😅
You forgot about those teachers who clearly had favourites, especially in PE. They'd be talking to the popular people, all smiley and laughing along and then when you'd speak, they'd snap and go 'ErM, bE QuIet yEar (whatever). They'd also be the same teachers who'd tell you that it 'wasn't that cold outside' while they'd be stood there in about 5 puffer jackets with their hood up, while you were running around doing cross-country in the rain.
My school took the doors off the bathroom.
Why?
wtf.
@skootergirl22 stop girls using the mirrors for too long apparently
@rootube9481 and boys? Take down the mirrors than instead of causing kids to pee themselves or bleed everywhere
Y'all Americans got those easy tests and school life, as a black British high schooler it's actually hell
ehh.. we aint focused on education as ive noticed tbh but bullying be a constant problem (as an asian)
also i think that if you call our tests easy id prolly not survive ina british school 💀😭🙏
@untimelyTIMED-gi8uj bullying is that bad ey, it's similar here. Not tryna be rude but you probably have it worse as an Asian mate
@untimelyTIMED-gi8ujimagine having multiple choice test tho average British kids would be highest in the grade in US😂
@@flyinglobster9552 thats what im sayin lol
As someone from freaking france i hate how our school is literally 10 hours of pure stupid work that will literally do nothing for our future
Btw how much hours of school do yall got?
1:24 Honestly it makes sense
Facts tho
Sparx maths had me crying on my knees
They say that English high schools are older than the Aztec empire.
2:35 actually said that to a teacher once...no regrets 😊
Thats crazy did u get detention (or whatever ur school calls it CUZ BRO MY SCHOOL CHANGED THE NAME LIKE 3 TIMES 😭)
@princessbluebuddy nah just some whacky ass community service picking up trash and stuff
4:47 DONT GET ME STARTED ON SPARX MATHS 😔
OUR SCHOOL HAS JUST STARTED USING IT AND IT IS AWFUL!!!
i HATE SPARX MATHSS especially when i get like 1A to 1J LIKE WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS ON MEANS AND MEDIANS AND MODES WHATEVER THE FLIPPIDY FLIP THAT EVEN ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (and i have to do 100% because im in top set for some strange reason and def not cuz my dad is a maths teacher). thanks for attending my ted talk.
ps. DONT GET ME STARTED ON SPARX READER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Real
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE ONLY JUST STOPPED DOING IT BECAUSE MY HOMEWORK IS NOW PAST PAPERS BUT SOME TIME IT WAS LIKE WHAT 2+2 AND THEN YOU WOULF PUT 4 BUT NO THATS WRONG AND THE ANSWER IS ACTUALLY FIVE APPARENTLY. sorry i have some suppressed anger
i hate sparx i had it since year 5:/
I know the girl in the thumbnail 😭
this is the most relatable thing i have seen in ages
how is bro out of school for 4 years and still quoting the teachers so accurately down to the syllable
as a uk person my uk primary school year 5 teacher got me in detention every Friday and flash games in ict were my childhood got me into fancy pants and stickpage pure childhood