Full version: (To the tune of the end of Zato=1's theme, obviously) I ooonce haad some SWEEEET MEMORIIIIIIIES Of when I was playing the game. Hooow caan I escaaape alll thiiis pressuuure sweetheart? Tell me... TEEELL MEEEEEEE!!! IF THEEEEEERE'S A GUIIIIIDE THAT CAN TEEEEEACH ME THE MAAAAATCH; GIVE ME THE TOOLS TO *STUUUUUUF* *HIIIIIS* ATAAAACKS!!!!! My wiiin-rate has gone sooo deep I've drooopped down by three floooors, My health disappears before I knoooooooow... Let meeeee let meeeeeeee LEEET ME GEEEET AWAAAAAY!!! ONCE THE SHAAADOOW hits me _III'm_ _throoough..._
I understand why Zato would simp for Millia (i do like myself a woman who can take a beating and simultaneously kill me, so i get why...) but that doesn't change the fact that his mysogy gives him power
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My man you have no idea how happy you made me with this, as someone who absolutley loves Zato in Strive this is the best kind of gift possible. Also Eddie is best boy. Now all we need is a Nago and Ram one
I just realized Zato & Eddie have the same relationship Joker does in smash with Arsene. They aren't shit without them carrying them to the win screen.
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Edie, Eddy, & Eddie
Eddie, Edgy n Eddy.
Brbrbrbrbrbrb yeaaah
It kills me every time that sol says "regret"
It also killed wife...
arden o.o
Wife fought back
Fighting Zato as Potemkin is basically the equivalent of a MMA fighter fighting 5 dudes at the same time. And one of them has a bat.
Accurate XD
"I ooonce haad some SWEEEET MEMORIIIIIIIIES"
...of a time when I was _actually_ playing the game.
Full version: (To the tune of the end of Zato=1's theme, obviously)
I ooonce haad some SWEEEET MEMORIIIIIIIES
Of when I was playing the game.
Hooow caan I escaaape alll thiiis pressuuure sweetheart?
Tell me... TEEELL MEEEEEEE!!!
IF THEEEEEERE'S A GUIIIIIDE THAT CAN TEEEEEACH ME THE MAAAAATCH;
GIVE ME THE TOOLS TO *STUUUUUUF* *HIIIIIS* ATAAAACKS!!!!!
My wiiin-rate has gone sooo deep I've drooopped down by three floooors,
My health disappears before I knoooooooow...
Let meeeee let meeeeeeee LEEET ME GEEEET AWAAAAAY!!!
ONCE THE SHAAADOOW hits me _III'm_ _throoough..._
Why was this still a banger though
@@Despots_Blitz86 **Claps while in tears**
The freaking Jujutsu Kaisen clip is perfect.
My favorite small detail is the Eddie meter running down during the whole skeleton bit
it's only fair for zato to bring backup in a fight if may can come in with the entire seaworld
It’s not the “entire seaworld”, it’s just a couple of dolphins, a whale, orca, walrus, flying boat, girl crew, and supposedly some jellyfish
@@muhammadnour283 but you just described sea world
I appreciate that you made the Eddie Gauge drain during the skeleton scene.
Zato’s strength as a character comes from the fact that Eddie can say the N-word
Also he's a mysoginist (it's in his bio) and that makes him too powerful, N-word pass and mysoginy, nerf that guy ArcSys
@@QuaestorL
It is cancelled out by how much he simps, arc system works is the pinnacle of balance in fighting games
@@ultracombo764 except for ballancing Sol in Strive
I understand why Zato would simp for Millia (i do like myself a woman who can take a beating and simultaneously kill me, so i get why...) but that doesn't change the fact that his mysogy gives him power
NOBIRU!
Always come to the "regret"
Never leave dissapointed.
Good Job kid.
There are subliminal Potemkin frames all over those videos too
Ah those sweet XX flashbacks where he had a whole tier dedicated to him.
0:30 - I dunno why, but seeing Eddie grinning away with his hands turned into drills never fails to put a smile on my face.
0:09 me, casually summoning eddie
'launch a highly adaptable offense by spamming drills'
i fucking choked
Zato discovered Gurren Lagann between Rev 2 and Strive
“Use this to your advantage to make the enemy regret playing Guilty Gear Strive”
That last Ed, Edd, n Eddy image will give me nightmares
Zato-1 and Eddie really be jumping people online tho.
0:35 Me when I encountered Eddie for the first time with Nago (and probably for a long time after)
(Tries to escape corner)
Eddie - "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! THINK ABOUT IT!"
The jujitsu kaisen scene was on point
You can apply it to what's called "Zappa" too...
If testament was in this game the getting jumped clip would've been made for him lol
Ed, Edd and Eddie is some nightmare fuel
Quality Content.
Oh hey.
"WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA" then the walk was lit lol
Kudos for using the old themes, they really make the difference
Zato-1. For those who are most successful when fighting an opponent 2v1.
Zato Mains: _"My idea of a fair fight is that I outnumber the _*_HELL_*_ out of you!"_
“Shipmaster they outnumber us 2 to 1”
The 2S during the drill fight. Well done.
There is no better feeling in GG Strive then get your opponent stuck between you and Eddie and make a successful combo.
Seriously, I love your REALs Guides
people sleeping on zato he hard to play but man once you learn him he is poggers.
the mahito scene is perfect for this
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My man you have no idea how happy you made me with this, as someone who absolutley loves Zato in Strive this is the best kind of gift possible. Also Eddie is best boy.
Now all we need is a Nago and Ram one
0:56 the Zato online experience = the Potemkin online experience
You know the ost the homies used there ?
@@last-yakuza-8363 Existence from GGXX(X2)
@@XenoGX18 My good man 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Dude I love the segment of eddie and his drills just bullying one singular person cause that’s all of how our combos go
youre the best for making this - love from a zato main
0:11 to 0:19 is just legendary
Good shit my guy, this is exactly what it feels like playing against zato lol
0:09 Killed me dX
I love these character guides so much
Tears. ACTUAL TEARS from my eyes, lol.
0:35
Exactly how I imagine a good Zato would look like.
That is exactly how they look
Friend: So…. what made you wanna play Zato?
Me: ummmmm
The FIGHT BACK part got me good
>Using Existence
10/10 fuses YTP and Gear, 2 of my favorite things.
this might be what perfection looks like
One quarter is all it takes
Yo that Stinkmeaner voice clip in the intro killed me lol
This is the content I live for.
1:07 Zed, Ded, and Eddie
The perfect meme, I have finally found the impossible.
This is the best guilty gear video Ives watched yet
"WHATS GUD NYUKKA!!!" 🤣
Jesus man, the amount of work you put into this one lol
I really do feel like I'm getting jumped when I fight against a zato🤣
High quality meme right here.
0:35 in short, we are with homies in DotA against one bang
I just realized Zato & Eddie have the same relationship Joker does in smash with Arsene.
They aren't shit without them carrying them to the win screen.
Well, I don't think Arsene tried taking over Joker's corpse at one point...
@@e-tan3911 I was referring more so to gameplay but Eddie didn't even try he legit succeeded lol
Open your eyes. It is time to witness perfection
0:08 I saw the skeleton and knew what was coming.
It's a classic😌
@@Beatnikblades what's the song that plays at that part lol
@@Notorious_DIO99 feel a fear from ggxx ua-cam.com/video/oKc8gxBwuG0/v-deo.html
@@Beatnikblades thanks, brother
Zato is a character
This guide is packed with information, just many tiny PIECES of information.
This video was great DRILLING in to your head what ED is all about.
and that is.... Filling you with regret 🤣
''What's Guuud Nigguuuuh!?''
* *Walks while Eddie's Theme Plays* *
Gets me every time xd
I absolutely should NOT have watched the first 10 seconds at work
The balls on this lad.
This made me main zato in the first place
Zato Gaming
Nice video very entertaining
Man you deserve more views on these than you have
9/10
No SWEEET MEMORIEEEES
These are all great!
And accurate
These edits make me feel like they're actually saying those. Must also be because i didn't watch the originals
You win the internet sir
love this lmao
Love these tutorials
This is incredible
Thank you now I can main zato
WhEn EdDieS bAR HiT ZEro, SO dOEs ZAtOs
Well they are now the best of friends of course they are gonna be a pain
Faced my first Zato today... I do agree
00:01 Eddie and Zato durin the event of XX.
Also, Ed Edd n Eddie.
Zato giving us his Double D. 1:07 this so cursed and I love it.
Can’t spell Eddie without “Die.”
While listening to his theme to
R E G R E T.
the jujutsu kaisen bit fits so well lmao
"Zato is a character"
me: "yeah......"
Amazing
another classic
Summon *EDDIE* killed me
You had me at Jujutsu Kaisen.
love these videos but it hard to understand the audio sometimes, you think u could add subs?
Remember not to cry when his theme gets towards the end part
This is high quality
Man I miss the x series style music
Beatnik shaking right now
Eddie says N word
*Feel a Fear* plays
Thanks I needed a good laugh
wait, so it’s not all grabs
Zato mains unite
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HOLY SCHMOLY
Eddie