@@nerfherder4284 Think about it, he's been working since he was a child so he never actually had a childhood. So it would kinda make sense for him to act the way he does at times (which is childish)
@Chris George Ron would love The Shire. Fresh air, open meadows, little rivers, woodlands, windmills, workshops, booze, food and quiet neighbours. Can’t get more off the grid than that 😂
@@Ismael-kc3ry 'Sir, there's a sign at Ramset park that says "don't drink the sprinkler water," so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection. Sir, are you listening to me? Are you aware that there's waste in your water system? Sir I'm TALKING TO YOU!' People like this exist, that's what kills me. She shows up at one of the City Council meetings and she's just as funny. She's like a dimwitted, old lady Karen, but when she went to see the manager he ignored her. She kills that little role tho. Credit to her. It's a tiny little part but I'll always remember her.
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj she’s the same lady in the sweetums bar town hall meeting that says “I’ve been eating muffins and lasagna for years and i feel terrible” 🤣🤣
I think that's why Ron scoffs at it. That it's so simple and easy he wonders why people pay for classes, and write books, and do all sorts of nonsense. Even giving it a name seems ludicrous to him.
@@obviouspseudonym9345 That's what Ron would say after it was pointed out to him, but he did just say, 5:25 "And no I wasn't meditating(...) ...I have no idea what these other people are doing." Proving he didn't have the faintest idea what meditation was and just hated it because it was different.
“There’s a sign in Rapson park that says do not drink the sprinkler water. I made some tea with it and now I have an infection” this single statement sums up the intelligence level of the majority of people on earth.
*Sun* tea. It's where you put some tea bags in a -jug- large, wide-mouthed glass bottle of water out in the sun. (It was a 1970s thing.) Edited for clarity.
Ya, and you're right at the top of the bell curve along with the rest of us, pal. Don't get smart with us, you and I know exactly where you are with respect to everybody else.
Ron hadn't eaten all day in anticipation of a steak from Mulligans. When he found out there were no steaks at Chris', he realized it would be even longer before he could eat. Hence he had to go to a dinner and order all the bacon and eggs they had.
I remember laughing at the woman drinking the public water bit thinking no one could be that stupid. Then I got a job working with the public. And oh god these people actually exist.
To be fair, everyone is considered “dumb” depending on the subject and context. Maybe these people are seriously intellectually challenged and not everyone can recover from it. But I do find these scenes humorous.
Wait if the pillar was just removed that means it’s not load bearing and has no purpose? I bet Ron installed it to stop people from standing in his doorway
@@TexasNationalist1836 Cannon (or canon I dunno which is the proper spelling) general means what is true within a story or lore. If it's cannon, it's fact basically.
@@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 i know that kind of cannon I meant the other type of cannon because he said “lol I accept that as cannon now” what does that mean
“I saw your sign that said don’t drink the tap water so I made some tea now I have an infection” We found it. The most perfect throwaway line in existence
Omgggg the only think keeping me going through quarantine is these daily videos of parks and rec...like seriously... this was uploaded an hour ago... love how this is still active
The scene @3:30 with the circle desk makes me laugh even harder when I look at Donna during the first rotation and she is about to lose it & has to cover her face...💯😂
I made a huge mistake. I had hernia surgery a few days ago. I was flipping through the channels and parks was on. I thought I could laugh...I was wrong. The part when chris said Ron Swanson and ron frantically searched for the door closer...I lost it and may have actually ripped my stitches.
I love how Ron is shocked about Google Earth, but working in a governmental office, he shouldn't be too shocked that that's out there, when his local assessment office already probably has detailed aerial views on GIS, plus his name, address, and characteristics of his home, all of which are public record already.
"The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me that's beautiful." My sentiments exactly.
They actually make paper mugs like that; they're just like the regular cups with a handle that folds out. Not sure if that started before or after this show, though…
My favorite Ron line is still "I am not a sore loser, I just prefer to win and when I don't I get FURIOUS"
Every gamer
Mine would probably be "Erase all pictures of Ron!"
EMPLOYEE!
@@donnyshields4450 do you not see the problem with thks
mood, ngl
It’s f*cking milk. Gets me every time
Idk why but i want to punch everyone in that scene except Ron
Ron is the only one that makes sense there
@@mrroboshadow I always felt like Ron in those situations. I never understood idiotic trends
@@nysteven1 trends are not an issue, it's the bullshitters like that lady
I wanna like your comment but it’s at 555 likes-
A-
That line was robbed out of a Jim Gaffigan stand up
"I like saying no, it lowers their enthusiasm."
*Smirks*
Did that paper coffee cup have a handle on it or did he make one for it just to hold it like a mug?
@Steven Hunt almost certain I have seen cups just like it in other TV shows
Leslie: ”Don't be such a baby.“
Ron: * ate all the bacon and ran away like Leslie was his mom.
Is Ron a dog?
That one is honestly my favorite. It's the one time when Ron completely and totally acts like a child, and not the 9 year old in the steel factory 😂
@@nerfherder4284 Think about it, he's been working since he was a child so he never actually had a childhood. So it would kinda make sense for him to act the way he does at times (which is childish)
@@xPLAxGUEx He's almost like a dog or a wolf. He "Smelled the bacon"
Yes!!!!! 😂
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast."
@Chris George Well I guess the hobbits do tend to get grumpy when they have only one breakfast in the morning
been there
@Chris George Ron would love The Shire. Fresh air, open meadows, little rivers, woodlands, windmills, workshops, booze, food and quiet neighbours. Can’t get more off the grid than that 😂
Do you have a problem with this
@@lewiskazinsky7334 the woodwork in their homes convinces me Rob Swanson has been there
“Do not drink sprinkler water”
*makes tea*
Predicted Karens
The sad thing is I know people exactly like that. Except crazier.
I work in hospitality. I deal with this kind of person every day. Pray for my soul!
I imagine these kind of peoples is self entitled, worthless incestuous piece of craps.
Well it's not water
Not fer nuthin,' but the lady who chases Ron around the circular desk did a hell of a job with that little part.
She's hysterical.
SIR!
@@Ismael-kc3ry 'Sir, there's a sign at Ramset park that says "don't drink the sprinkler water," so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection. Sir, are you listening to me? Are you aware that there's waste in your water system?
Sir I'm TALKING TO YOU!'
People like this exist, that's what kills me. She shows up at one of the City Council meetings and she's just as funny.
She's like a dimwitted, old lady Karen, but when she went to see the manager he ignored her.
She kills that little role tho. Credit to her.
It's a tiny little part but I'll always remember her.
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj she says sun tea my friend💀
@@notyourtherapist21 lol.
Thank you for the correction.
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj she’s the same lady in the sweetums bar town hall meeting that says “I’ve been eating muffins and lasagna for years and i feel terrible” 🤣🤣
The irony of ron scoffing at meditation, yet achieving the aims of meditation is too much
LOL I just realized this
Chris: Don't. Think. So. Much.
😃
I think that's why Ron scoffs at it. That it's so simple and easy he wonders why people pay for classes, and write books, and do all sorts of nonsense. Even giving it a name seems ludicrous to him.
@@obviouspseudonym9345 That's what Ron would say after it was pointed out to him, but he did just say, 5:25 "And no I wasn't meditating(...) ...I have no idea what these other people are doing." Proving he didn't have the faintest idea what meditation was and just hated it because it was different.
Ikr that’s such a good bit
lmao Ron accidentally meditating is great
the meditation scene gets me EVERY single time
I don't know what these other crackpots are doing😂😂😂😂🤣😂
Cold
I like the part right after where he wants to eat the whole cone of spinning meat 🤣
It got me for about six hours
The fact this is a video about Ron and they still kept in Donna crying over her Mercedes kills me
That’s prob one of greatest moments in the show
Hah 69 likes no one touch this comment ever
@@gavincarpenter391 greatest.
She screams "MY CAR! SOMEONE SHOT MY CAR!"
@@ognjenivanovic7871 it’s one of the funniest moments of the whole show I die everytime I see it
Ron’s grumpy moments are amazing, but what about the few times he’s happy or giggly? THOSE SCENES ARE LEGENDARY
“There’s a sign in Rapson park that says do not drink the sprinkler water. I made some tea with it and now I have an infection” this single statement sums up the intelligence level of the majority of people on earth.
*Sun* tea. It's where you put some tea bags in a -jug- large, wide-mouthed glass bottle of water out in the sun. (It was a 1970s thing.)
Edited for clarity.
@@RonJohn63 ty for the definition, I didnt know what sun tea was lol
Ya, and you're right at the top of the bell curve along with the rest of us, pal. Don't get smart with us, you and I know exactly where you are with respect to everybody else.
Trump supporters summed up. I just love watching compilation videos of them. So stupid.
@RonJohn63 nah we used Giant glass jars
I love the way he runs away like a little kid
Somehow the way ron runs doesn't make sense for his character but also makes sense at the same time👁️👄👁️
It makes sense if you think of how cranky he was
Makes me laugh out loud every single time
@@caitlyn7310 It's not just him being cranky, Ron just runs like that
People who don't run run like that. Makes perfect sense for his character
Ron's nose was made for two purposes;
1) Smells meat
2) Smells incoming danger/devil/Tammy 2
I like how Ron has trouble walking after noticing that the steaks were not made of meat.
It was AFTER his favourite steakhouse closed and AFTER a false promise of Steak at Chris' place.
I'm surprised he didn't die.
I like how the thing in the video happened and it was funny
Ron hadn't eaten all day in anticipation of a steak from Mulligans. When he found out there were no steaks at Chris', he realized it would be even longer before he could eat. Hence he had to go to a dinner and order all the bacon and eggs they had.
Steaks not made of meat are not steaks.
@@raghavendraravi6866 I’m more surprised he didn’t rip Chris apart with his bare hands.
"...f***ing milk..." Greatest partial line ever.
That lady jogging around the desk will always get me 😅
And...
Ron discovering the mushrooms hahah
I remember laughing at the woman drinking the public water bit thinking no one could be that stupid.
Then I got a job working with the public. And oh god these people actually exist.
Yes, they do exist and there are millions of them.
Where do you think the warning labels on everything came from?
What
Yes. Yes they do. I work as a medic and the amount of stupidity is unreal
To be fair, everyone is considered “dumb” depending on the subject and context. Maybe these people are seriously intellectually challenged and not everyone can recover from it. But I do find these scenes humorous.
"I'm starving, Ive only had one breakfast"
Hobbits are Swansons, confirmed.
Well Mr.Offerman did write Peter Jackson asking to be cast as Sam in Lord of the Rings.
@@novaiscool1 it wouldn’t be called the Hobbit anymore. It would’ve been called “the Swanson.”
Also all the bacon in Leslies bag 😂
This is definitely a moment Ron Swanson
Wait if the pillar was just removed that means it’s not load bearing and has no purpose? I bet Ron installed it to stop people from standing in his doorway
Lol I accept that as cannon now
@@thecpmr6276 what is cannon
@@TexasNationalist1836 Cannon (or canon I dunno which is the proper spelling) general means what is true within a story or lore. If it's cannon, it's fact basically.
@@TexasNationalist1836 it's basically just a really big gun, you'd probably love them
@@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 i know that kind of cannon I meant the other type of cannon because he said “lol I accept that as cannon now” what does that mean
“The world is a nightmare.” Truer words have never been spoken.
That “APRIL” at the start of the clip where Ron throws his computer out is such a classic
Ron really is the the Hawaiian god of anger in human form
Im not smart enough to understand this why the Hawaiian god?
Reference from one of Lesliems gifts she got him
Cuz the statue looks like Ron
the best line of him is the " my question is what the hell???" its just a clean, dry joke that gets me everytime
"Its f***ing milk!"
The way Ron runs is so funny.
“What the kaf**k were you thinking”
Surprised they didn’t put in when Chris brought a vegetable loaf instead of a cake😂
@Ô. M.A Walk it off Ron
"Not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived us of cake!" - Ron Swanson
I always loved that Ron was meditating and didn't know it 😂
"I'm just gonna stay angry I find that relaxes me" lmao that's relatable
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast."
...Ron is a Hobbit confirmed?
I feel like he left the shire because the other hobbits were too yuppie for him
He doesn’t drink tea so it’s impossible
“My car!!!! Someone shot my car!!!” Is what Donna screams when at her car and anne checks on her. Your welcome
Ngl, she sounded like she's having a mental break down while being drunk at the same time.
You’re welcome*
@@TheQwaggs no thank you
@@TheQwaggs You’re welcome.*
Ron's feelings towards Ron went from best friend to hating him
“I saw your sign that said don’t drink the tap water so I made some tea now I have an infection”
We found it. The most perfect throwaway line in existence
Leslie hyperventilating in and out of Ron’s hat always gets me 😂🤣
Omgggg the only think keeping me going through quarantine is these daily videos of parks and rec...like seriously... this was uploaded an hour ago... love how this is still active
Is anyone going to question how ron probably eats the most meat and paunch burger than everyone in the department but still has lowest cholesterol?
Real men control their cholesterol on demand.
Protein is really good at absorbing sugar among with other things so it's no surprise.
magic
Because cholesterol is a communist conspiracy
But cholesterol is blood *fat* isn't it
2:40 "cage free olive oil" XD
I love Leslie's face at 7:25 just like "my God, what have you done"
The sprinkler tea lady always makes me wanna pull my hair out
Leslie's face at 1:12 gets me every time
1:25 Did he make and attach a handle to a disposable cup? That is peak Ron Swanson right there.
Grumpy Ron is the most relatable character on this or any show (with the possible exception of Squidward).
I love when Ron is so hangry he runs off 😂😂😂
Donna cannot hold her laugh in at 3:28!
Isn’t he grumpy like 99% of the time?
Extra grumpy
@@КристинаЗябкова Extra EXTRA grumpy.
More like 100% but whatever
Look a clock we don't have that in America lol.
Ron perfectly summed up England. Tourism should greatly decline for them.
"Don't sass me" when he's talking to April just slays me.
That first clip sums up me every single morning
The scene @3:30 with the circle desk makes me laugh even harder when I look at Donna during the first rotation and she is about to lose it & has to cover her face...💯😂
"What the ka-f*ck were you thinking?" I'm now going to start using this version of the f word.
"yeah ill just stay angry i find that relaxes me" so true
“What the Ka *BLEEP* were you thinking?”
That part always gets me.
😂🤣😂
6:58Can we just appreciate that this was made when vine was still around
The world is a nightmare!
“I loved that pillar” that pillar was like a father to me, I loved him like my son
Love how April looks at the camera, it always gets me lol
If you stop at 4:24 you can clearly see the vains in Rons right eye. Which makes it hilarious because he look like he is about to burst.
Imagine if Ron Swanson found out his life is broadcasted to our whole world
He’d burn the world down like throwing the computer in the trash can
I made a huge mistake. I had hernia surgery a few days ago. I was flipping through the channels and parks was on. I thought I could laugh...I was wrong. The part when chris said Ron Swanson and ron frantically searched for the door closer...I lost it and may have actually ripped my stitches.
You should be able to ignore it successfully, so long as you don't make the mistake of sneezing.
@@jbwarner8626 hahaha
‘erase all pictures of ron’ gets me every time 😭
“What is on your feet sir?” GOLD
Lmao that desperation running from ron and his facial expression after he makes the statement "I hate the world" is fantastic lol
"You call that a tower. Try the sears tower friend"
"Your sign says dont drink the sprinkler water ,well I made some tea with it and now I have an infection"
If only there was a sign.
Beef milk and the reaction Ron gives define the series for me, that and the way Ron looks and thinks about other Ron
I've seen the Hunting episode 10 times and just noticed Ann wants Ron to go to "the day bed in the carcass room."
ron’s run in the beginning is everything to me
when he runs away after confessing he ate the bacon makes me cackle
Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
Zero Stars
-Ron Swanson
I love how Chris always hypes everyone up
I don't know why but every time I see Ron running, I always find it hilarious
'' yeah I am just gonna stay angry, that relaxes me.''
I'M JUST GONNA STAY ANGRY!!! I FIND THAT RELAXES ME!!!
*_What the kafuck were you thinking?_*
The deadpan delivery, the usage of the word "kafuck" is just 😌👌
7:13 thumbs up anyone who had this reaction when finding mushrooms in their food that they didn't expect
"It's F****** Milk."
"Are you high?" Always gets me
“Are you ready for this compilation?”
I was born ready. I’m Ron ******* Swanson.
3:24 I wish that someone like Ron would be the manager when Karens come knocking...
How Nick maintained a straight face while swivelling the chair around I do not know
That slow blink at 4:42 always kills me 😂
I love how Ron is shocked about Google Earth, but working in a governmental office, he shouldn't be too shocked that that's out there, when his local assessment office already probably has detailed aerial views on GIS, plus his name, address, and characteristics of his home, all of which are public record already.
Cant we all just take a moment to remember Mose from The Office wrote this show
Mose from the office also wrote the office.
Mose from the office also wrote the good place
What.. really?
Mose from the office also wrote Brooklyn 99
@@howardbolden4325yeah, he’s a pretty great writer and producer.
Ron is the definition of an icon
This video is such a mood.
"The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me that's beautiful." My sentiments exactly.
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast" Perfectly sums up Ron
1:10 Ron has an M18 Claymore mine on his desk. Crazy AF and i love it!
The older I get, the more I relate to Ron...
When he ran off like a little kid I spit my whiskey out…
i love how shock chris is when ron has a heart attack over mushsrooms
"I'm just gonna stay angry, I find that relaxes me!"
The most I have ever related to Ron.
ron being upset over cookies while sites are legally required to disclose cookies to users is pretty interesting
I wanna be Ron when i grow up
To be accurate they should’ve posted every scene Ron’s in
9:08 poor Donna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My chest hurts from laughing so hard
Soooo, we not gonna talk about how he converted a paper cup to a mug at 1:20??
I don’t even see what you’re talking about
@@Fillster Look at how he's holding the cup.
@@dadocta8355 I’m still confused. He holds it in the handle the whole time
@@Fillster Exactly, he added a handle to a paper cup.
They actually make paper mugs like that; they're just like the regular cups with a handle that folds out. Not sure if that started before or after this show, though…
This is the only part of P&R I've ever seen and i can't say that I'm impressed.