I don't want children because they're weird. I will invest in an army of gecko spawns who I will raise into the greatest geckos. No whining. No student loans. Just geckos.
I am the type of quiet kid that cannot be forgotten. I kick and outsmart anyone who said a word they should have writhing the entire school building. I ease drop on teachers and students and have turned out to make teachers wary of their actions.
The Average Kids: -they’re just there -try to blend in -usually is friends with a lot of people (more like acquaintances, so basically they’ll say hi or something like that) -most likely is a good friend of one of the other categories -grades vary -just trying to get through life
"The class clown treats high school as it really is: a joke" Nice one. Also, an alternative title could be: Naming all high school student stereotypes in 60 seconds
@@user-mc2lg4iw9e (Im not 100% sure about this but here I go) Basically when you have a burn the affected tissue fills with water (inflammation) and applying cold water or ice can cause that fluid to freeze and expand, killing the cells. This can cause the skin to then peel off or just cause it to die so it is usually better to use warm or room-temp water.
The expelled kid (Based off of Chloe Price) - Was expelled for something serious - Has most likely family problems - Probably does drugs - Tomboy - Dyed hair - Smokes often - first language is slang - favorite finger is middle finger
“Dude with social anxiety” -afraid they will say the wrong thing -never converses -usually does good in class - does their own thing -converses when absolutely necessary -not depressed or in An abusive household, just very quiet
“The depressed kids -Just give them a hug” I shared this video with a couple friends bc i though they would think it was funny, i got a lot of hugs lmfao.
The "queen bee" -Usually a rich girl -she has a boyfriend and that's almost all she's talking about -she has a lot of exes, like...a damn lot -half of the class hate her, while the rest worship her -nothing is ever her fault
I love how you respect the Depressed ones since they are to have attention and affection. You're the only one who understands how to approach a depressed hs student or any depressed person at all....thankyou.
@@GagaBoy1346 it's a school joke lmao when someone leaves the school we talk abut them in the past tense like they're dead "Daniel T. Is no longer with us" etc it's funnn
Yeah, over the years people have felt bad for me and invited me to their groups, and I usually leave after maybe a semester. But I leave knowing some stuff that I shouldn't...
I am the quiet kid but I have a group of about 5-6 OUT THERE kids so I know... hmmmm........... ALL OF EVERYONES SECRETS... except for the other quiet kids
I love what you did for the depressed kids. I’m in middle school, and depressed kids are everywhere. I have at least 2 friends who are or have been really depressed. Anyway, thanks.
As the class clown in most of my classes, I actually get straight A scores. The teachers usually tell me I’m too bright to disrupt class so much but It’s fun and doesn’t take away from my learning lmao
one time i was throwing paper airplanes and the teacher said "you think that because 100% on the test that you can do whatever you want? well you're right. as long as you have an A I don't care. if you're messing around and have a D or an F that's a different story." bro rlly scared me there lol.
Honestly that makes sense because people who are depressed tend to hide it behind fake smiles and forced laughter and use jokes to change topics. Or maybe it’s that everyone laughs at their smallest mistakes that made them feel so unloved and unwanted. I have a friend with depression.. but I’ll help them though it to the best of my capability, just the same as they help me through my anxiety.
The Art Kid: - awful posture - back corner seat in every class - makes awesome art but questionable grades - one negative remark can make them give up art - gets zero recognition from anybody - because they don't show their art to anybody
Dude the quiet kid the quiet ones oooof they wont speak but they will listen carefully they will find your darkest secret's and they wont forget it that's why you won't survive high school if you make them mad
The Band Kids - They live in the band hall - Their life is music - They only ever talk to other band kids - They always stay late after school - And they probably don't have too many friends outside of the band - And yet they have inexplicably high grades
The confused kid: -doesn’t listen in class -asks everyone what you have to do after it has been explained -doesn’t listen to your conversations -asks you to repeat what you said -always daydreams -in a world of their own -doesn’t give a shit about anything This is my category
I think the class clown is either hated or loved by teachers: Also: the favorite- the random kid who shows up to your class and hangs out with the teacher while simultaneously skipping his current class
the kid that doesn't pay attention: - asks questions right after the answer was said - distracts everybody else - constantly bothers their tablemates for answers
I literally had a mind-blowing realization where he said the Smart Kids' who become rich will end up with children who are the Popular Kids. WE ARE THE CAUSE.
The skaters I know are not chill, they are assholes who think they are tough and try to get in fights all the time even though they are like 100 pounds lmao
Me: -Actively disrupts class since middle school but has straight As so doesn’t get sent to the office -the sick kid who’s always in the hospital -had a mental health crisis in elementary school but is pretty much fine now -obsessed with medical school -wrote that Siddhartha fanfic -admiration of Spanish teacher is entire personality -Draws in class -Tragic backstory fuels dark humor
Ah, you forgot about my category, the background kids! - Probably did well without trying in elementary/middle school - Leading to a serious lack of work ethic - After a certain point in the day they get super apathetic to everything and wish to just go home - Lots of acquaintances, few if any actual friends - Their grades tend to vary depending on how interested they are in a class - Massive nerd about one, maybe two things - Either incredibly quick or very slow to pick up on new trends - If the school were a movie, their chances of being even a secondary or tertiary character, let alone a main character, are so small that they're almost as small as your chances of noticing them when walking through the halls - A satellite to a lot of different friend groups, but never really part of any of them
Kinda a weird mix so 1) gets good grades even when procrastinating 2) lacks a proper work ethic 3) attempts to socialize, fails 99% of the time 4) disgusted by habits of others in the same age 5) reaching anxiety levels that normally shouldn't be possible
me -good scores despite not trying very hard -lacks motivation -bad social skills -gamer -close friends -self aware of his short comings and gets frustrated when they come up
The loud kid -Always talking -Doesn’t breath in between sentences -Talks 10x louder than everyone in the room -If you tell them to tone it down they get 20x louder -You have no idea why your friends with them in the first place
-Steals other people's jokes because then everyone laughs because objectively it was funny, then they believe that they are the funny one and tries to make up their own jokes, leading to them not being funny anymore and trying to get attention by stealing other people's jokes
And then the 40% popular kids will have children and they end up being the bully. It’s like a circle. Then the bully has children and tells their children to not make the same mistakes they did and they will have “the smart ones” then the smart ones will have popular kids and the popular kids... well.. you see where im going.
I have a friend who is "the popular girl". Many people hate her but I just feel bad for her because her parents are never around. We've been friends for a long time and they only showed up to like...maybe one of her birthday parties and even then they were there for 2 hours and then went somewhere else. (Btw, her birthday parties rock. She always finds these really fun places to celebrate like quests or some restaurant (when we were younger) with animators. Idk how her parents could skip them.) Yeah, she's kind of spoiled and can sometimes be mean, but her parents' gifts are basically all she ever gets from them. And to be honest, I would have probably ended up the same if I had her parenting.
Lmao I was the quiet kid. And I hate many ppl but never judged them they were only treating me with envy sooo... I make sure to not let them survive 🤭😊😊
You forgot art kids -Either extremely Social or Extremely Anti-social there is no in between. -50% chance they are gay -Usually a weeb and probably depressed
I’m this and the quiet kid I’m mostly laid back and will talk if talked to but I will stay in corners and will not say a word the entire day will avoid people at all cost barley try but only get like cs and bs I’m decent with sports that involve my legs will call people out when they say stupid shit or hate the teacher for an irrational reason
I'm the quiet kid in my school and honestly I wouldn't hurt anyone. Unless they're racist, sexist, homophobic or just assholes and then we'll see... (Nah just kidding I'll probably just scream at them I can't fight for shit)
I am the quiet kid who somehow gets into the smart classes with smart kid genetics from my parents and I am self aware so social interaction is a Nono.
@Arron Caja ah yes very powerful and inspiring comment. interesting how you can simply see everything about this mate's life and decide he's not depressed or quiet. seems like you're the quirky one here.
U forgot the music kid: -Never focuses in class and is constantly tapping -Always the first to ask if the class can listen to music while working. -Fails every subject but gets straight A+s in music and sometimes drama
im a depressed kid myself and if he is going to list then they are going to be :have parents but they are a disapointment - no friends -chooses easy classes, but does not meet university requirements - doesnt participate in any sports -they go online school -they wear hoodies for a whole day -often quiet -no job
forgot about the floater kids who everyone knows and doesn’t exactly have a friend group but still can be like best friends with everyone popular or not
@Jaster But most quiet kids don't tend to be school shooters. Just because most school shooters are quiet kids doesn't mean all quiet kids are school shooters.
When youre in gifted classes because you're supposedly smart but everyone else is also smart, but you're not very quiet, or loud, or funny, or depressed or popular. :')
@@ericawilson9490 hey, you are in the middle, that's good. many people are also not the best, but that's still something. If you think you can do better, then try to positively work your way to success. There are people who lost over 300 pounds and have become jacked, and you are in a better position than they started. Don't be negative, think well on how you can better yourself. You have proven that you are not a failure, and you can prove to yourself that you can achieve! no one needs to be "the popular kid," they are the true losers having everything handed to them and not receiving anything beneficial to them personally. Don't bring yourself down, bring yourself up, and surround yourself with people who can help you bring yourself up.
And the last group: the lazy nerd -they do well in every subject - always on weeb/computer stuff - only get low scores for forgetting to turn in work -Make the regular nerds mad -treat school like a joke -help the other groups pass classes
@Nathan Stroud Yep but they're rarely even seen as it's already been stated. I know because I'm one of them but I'm never friends with an entire classroom sadly. I don't really know what thay feels like actually.
The ghost: -when they speak nobody hears them -nobody even realizes they are there -they hate group projects cuz they know no one will be with them -they are smart -they never talk to anyone -they have spoken most in their head that is me.
I hope you all are having an awesome day! : )
can i get a heart pls
Becky Thammavong Columbine.
Give me a heart pls
You forgot the weebs and furries
Jokes on you only to of these are right for me
“when the smart kids grow up and get children, their kids will end up as the popular kids” THE ACCURACYYY
I immediately thought of the Kardashian family for some reason lmao
@@LSPig No one in that family is smart-
@@Candy0615 :O
OMG LMAOOO
@@Candy0615 The late Rob Kardashian.
I think today is his birthday.
@@Candy0615 Robert Kardashian Sr. is prolly one of the reasons why OJ Simpson didn't pay for his sins lmao
“And when they get a high-paying job and become rich? Their kids will end up becoming the popular kids” is so clever
Bahaha no I am wasting all that money on myself lmao
The reality of life but maybe we can stop it
I know right
@@vaibhavisrivastava9340 nope you gone waste it your child it's systematic 😂
I don't want children because they're weird. I will invest in an army of gecko spawns who I will raise into the greatest geckos. No whining. No student loans. Just geckos.
As a quiet kid people tend to forget you are there so you just end up with all the secrets.
Which is perfect if you need to blackmail someone.
I am the type of quiet kid that cannot be forgotten. I kick and outsmart anyone who said a word they should have writhing the entire school building. I ease drop on teachers and students and have turned out to make teachers wary of their actions.
I like to bully awkward people hehe
@@aditsaini5094 wtf
literally me
"As a" 💀
The depressed kids is the most replayed part of the video... I think we all need a hug.
Hug for you! 🫂
The Average Kids:
-they’re just there
-try to blend in
-usually is friends with a lot of people (more like acquaintances, so basically they’ll say hi or something like that)
-most likely is a good friend of one of the other categories
-grades vary
-just trying to get through life
I’m kinda friends with a lot of people and good friends with no one
That’s me
How the hell do you know who I am?
Me
👋
“The class clown treats high school as it really is... a joke”
DAMN
It is
@@RareSquid I agree
BARS FIRED WITH FIRE TRAILS ON THEM
Ikr,the accuracy
@@Xx_DoctorSex_xX ok
I love how accurate and non toxic this channel is.
The smart kids section... id disagree with. As a smart kid myself
@@Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0r Yeah... "Nerd" would be much more fitting fot that section
"The class clown treats high school as it really is: a joke"
Nice one. Also, an alternative title could be: Naming all high school student stereotypes in 60 seconds
"And their egos?"
"Even bigger than their parent's bank account"
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA
Jeff Bezos: N-No IMPOSSIBLE
FYI Don't put cold water on a burn
Call an ambulance!!!
@@DaFluffyOwl why? (Questions is for educational purposes)
@@user-mc2lg4iw9e (Im not 100% sure about this but here I go) Basically when you have a burn the affected tissue fills with water (inflammation) and applying cold water or ice can cause that fluid to freeze and expand, killing the cells. This can cause the skin to then peel off or just cause it to die so it is usually better to use warm or room-temp water.
“When the smart kids grow up and get high paying jobs their kids will become popular kids” LMFAO
it's honestly scary true tho
Clara Daniel not all of their kids, but most of them.
Love your profile pic 😌
Hazel Thompson Aww thankyou
@@StarryMidnight Yw :D
The expelled kid (Based off of Chloe Price)
- Was expelled for something serious
- Has most likely family problems
- Probably does drugs
- Tomboy
- Dyed hair
- Smokes often
- first language is slang
- favorite finger is middle finger
Also subtitles as "punk" or "high cringe material"
Lmao "favourite finger"
“Dude with social anxiety”
-afraid they will say the wrong thing
-never converses
-usually does good in class
- does their own thing
-converses when absolutely necessary
-not depressed or in An abusive household, just very quiet
You going through sum rn bro….?
@@user-sp6vu5ie3y dawg this isn’t me 😭😭
"the dumb kid"@@user-sp6vu5ie3y
‘The smart kids children will become the popular kids’
Never thought of that 🤯
im shocked and realised it is true. if i ever became rich i will NEVER let my kids be the popular one. they are bitches lol
1M subscribers with no video True if my kids were those bitchy kids in high school I would disown them
Jokes on you I'm not having kidsssss
We've created what we swore to destroy
Unless they're smart Asian kids that end up being strict Asian parents😂
at school he’s called the “Class Clown”
but at home he’s really just “the depressed kid”
THANK you
THAT WAS LITERALLY ME
That's probably accurate for most. Some do it because they have trouble focusing and staying still. That'd be me.
@@GagaBoy1346 I AM LOUD AS WELL HELLO FELLOW CAPSLOCKER AAAHHH
This hit Harddddd
Mad respect to you for sending love to the depressed kids. As one, we are highly misunderstood and bullied.
Yep, can agree.
You're not depressed, you just do it for attention. I would know, I did it when I was in high school
@@buffshrek6809 A Diagnosis of Depression from a certified doctor, aswell as 3 other mental disabilities states otherwise fella.
@@buffshrek6809 maybe some people do but there are actual depressed kids out there.
@@shiny_crystal yeah but most of them just lie to get views on TikTok
"And their egos...?"
"Are even bigger than their parent's bank account."
Words cannot explain how much I laughed at that
“The depressed kids
-Just give them a hug”
I shared this video with a couple friends bc i though they would think it was funny, i got a lot of hugs lmfao.
*hug*
That's the cutest comment here
❤️
Hug and that's sad and good at the same time
Oh that’s rough
The "queen bee"
-Usually a rich girl
-she has a boyfriend and that's almost all she's talking about
-she has a lot of exes, like...a damn lot
-half of the class hate her, while the rest worship her
-nothing is ever her fault
- Is usually social media obsessed and super girly
- Meets up with the other queen bees in the girls bathroom during class
Also there are a lot of these in my middle school
that’s a popular kid
And always eats and chews gun really loud in the back of class lol
lolkid quietthe for that's
I love how you respect the Depressed ones since they are to have attention and affection. You're the only one who understands how to approach a depressed hs student or any depressed person at all....thankyou.
I love the way you used the terms “mommy and daddy” when describing the popular kids and “they kiss up to teachers and parents” 💀
"the class clown treats high school as it really is"
"a joke."
truer words have never been spoken
Our class clown is currently dead :D
We have NO GODDAMN SENSE OF HUMOR HERE
BETA WHAT HAPPENED? :’(
@@GagaBoy1346
it's a school joke lmao when someone leaves the school we talk abut them in the past tense like they're dead
"Daniel T. Is no longer with us" etc it's funnn
Beta Pup DANIEL TUMOR?? fRoM mY cLaSs wOw
@@ihatemice_elf wrong Daniel uwu I have no idea who that is
Since I'm the quiet kid, everyone talks to me so I know everyone's secrets.
Same
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Yeah, over the years people have felt bad for me and invited me to their groups, and I usually leave after maybe a semester. But I leave knowing some stuff that I shouldn't...
And then you’re not quiet virtually
I am the quiet kid but I have a group of about 5-6 OUT THERE kids so I know... hmmmm........... ALL OF EVERYONES SECRETS... except for the other quiet kids
I love what you did for the depressed kids. I’m in middle school, and depressed kids are everywhere. I have at least 2 friends who are or have been really depressed. Anyway, thanks.
As the class clown in most of my classes, I actually get straight A scores. The teachers usually tell me I’m too bright to disrupt class so much but It’s fun and doesn’t take away from my learning lmao
one time i was throwing paper airplanes and the teacher said "you think that because 100% on the test that you can do whatever you want? well you're right. as long as you have an A I don't care. if you're messing around and have a D or an F that's a different story." bro rlly scared me there lol.
Plot Twist : The Class Clown is secretly The Depressed Kid
Why not b o t h ?
sad yee yee
the class clown in my class is actually the smartest one ;-;
oof- leo be like
Honestly that makes sense because people who are depressed tend to hide it behind fake smiles and forced laughter and use jokes to change topics. Or maybe it’s that everyone laughs at their smallest mistakes that made them feel so unloved and unwanted. I have a friend with depression.. but I’ll help them though it to the best of my capability, just the same as they help me through my anxiety.
i got diagnosed with high severe anxiety and depression, and when you starts to talk about the depressed kid, im so happy to hear that
You get a virtual hug ❤️
Virtual hug 💞
Hmm my anxiety isn’t actually too big of a problem for me. Surprised when I heard other people say that. I guess my anxiety went down for me
I may not have depression, but I do have severe anxiety, so I’ll just send my own virtual head pat, we gotta support each other. ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
Sorry to hear you have anxiety. I hope it’s not too hard on you though and that you overcome. I wish you good luck ☀️
The part about the depressed kids was surprisingly wholesome.
The Art Kid:
- awful posture
- back corner seat in every class
- makes awesome art but questionable grades
- one negative remark can make them give up art
- gets zero recognition from anybody
- because they don't show their art to anybody
The accuracy of this video is higher than my headshot percentage in CS:GO
Woah woah csgo reference here wasn't expecting that
But not higher than the quiet kid's streak after you make him snap.
So not that accurate
What is it then 6%
A lot of numbers are higher than one
“The quiet kid”
“if you make them hate you
well, lets just say...
you wont survive highschool”
wth man dont blow my cover
Yea! I'm gonna have my cover blown in highschool cause of this guy XD
*pumped up kicks plays.*
Dude the quiet kid the quiet ones oooof they wont speak but they will listen carefully they will find your darkest secret's and they wont forget it that's why you won't survive high school if you make them mad
TR_muffin_head ᄋᄎᄋ love true I know this guy in my class that I hate I could expose him at any moment
@@nathaliesvt7685 wait till he starts a fight with you it will be more embarrassing and cool
I'm like the opposite of a class clown, at school I'm quiet but at home I'm loud
Thanks for not roasting my Stereotype
“Nobody gave me a hug yet”
Here’s a hug for anyone who is depressed or sad or just needs a hug 🤗
Edit: Also good luck in school everyone :D
I need it bruh
I’m not depressed but I’m sad so can I have a hug
Thanks :)
Thanks bro 🤗
Spread the love
This thread is so wholesome : )
the two bestfriends:
- always laugh in class over nothing
- crack jokes at bad times
- always together for projects
- hitting each other
If I see the reply I expect to see I'm going to die inside
I used to be this but the second friend (my best friend) dropped out
I ain’t never seen 2 pretty best friends always gotta be a ugly one 🗿
That’s what’s happening in 6th grade summer school rn with me😂
I'm kinda like this with my best friend
The backbencher :
- Never listens to teachers' explanation
- Skips class in every period
- Annoys everyone to seem cool
- Their grades are terrible
The Band Kids
- They live in the band hall
- Their life is music
- They only ever talk to other band kids
- They always stay late after school
- And they probably don't have too many friends outside of the band
- And yet they have inexplicably high grades
The confused kid:
-doesn’t listen in class
-asks everyone what you have to do after it has been explained
-doesn’t listen to your conversations
-asks you to repeat what you said
-always daydreams
-in a world of their own
-doesn’t give a shit about anything
This is my category
Lowkey me
ah yeah thats 100% me right there
I’m the confused quiet and depressed kid
this is me.......WHEN IT'S GEOGRAPHY
me..
The fake bullys: they try to scare people but even an 8 year old can beat the shit out of them.
Thats just, the 3rd string athletes.
Basically all bullies
Ha lul well that 8 year old would have to be my brother. Or they probably won’t be able to out strength the obviously bigger and stronger kid
@@JonathanB139 r/woosh
Someone's salty lol
I think the class clown is either hated or loved by teachers:
Also: the favorite- the random kid who shows up to your class and hangs out with the teacher while simultaneously skipping his current class
the kid that doesn't pay attention:
- asks questions right after the answer was said
- distracts everybody else
- constantly bothers their tablemates for answers
I literally had a mind-blowing realization where he said the Smart Kids' who become rich will end up with children who are the Popular Kids. WE ARE THE CAUSE.
And you are referring to yourself as well?
I'm sorry I just like questions that I know are un-answerable
i just hope my child will be a nice popular kid then
Gloaters...
Lol
so true
Just don’t have kids. Easy solution.
You forgot the skaters:
-super chill
-usually bad grades
-never at school
-usually stoned
The skaters I know are not chill, they are assholes who think they are tough and try to get in fights all the time even though they are like 100 pounds lmao
me but not a skater
1Reptile1 yeah there are the unfortunate and rare instances where you will meet jerk skaters, try to avoid them
Skaters:
Annoying
rickylol 40 bruh how
The mix:
-good at school
-solid at sports
-doesn't try
-class clown
-very friendly
Main character syndrome
Me:
-Actively disrupts class since middle school but has straight As so doesn’t get sent to the office
-the sick kid who’s always in the hospital
-had a mental health crisis in elementary school but is pretty much fine now
-obsessed with medical school
-wrote that Siddhartha fanfic
-admiration of Spanish teacher is entire personality
-Draws in class
-Tragic backstory fuels dark humor
Ah, you forgot about my category, the background kids!
- Probably did well without trying in elementary/middle school
- Leading to a serious lack of work ethic
- After a certain point in the day they get super apathetic to everything and wish to just go home
- Lots of acquaintances, few if any actual friends
- Their grades tend to vary depending on how interested they are in a class
- Massive nerd about one, maybe two things
- Either incredibly quick or very slow to pick up on new trends
- If the school were a movie, their chances of being even a secondary or tertiary character, let alone a main character, are so small that they're almost as small as your chances of noticing them when walking through the halls
- A satellite to a lot of different friend groups, but never really part of any of them
I have replied to some comments, saying "this is so me", but this-- this right here is so-so-so-me 👍
Would you consider yourself popular?
This is literally me lol
• I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Also me
If you make the quiet kid hate you then you won't survive high-school
Is this an American joke I'm too non-American to understand?
yes.
Just imagine your American cup song video... just real and on a much larger scale
Yep
The quiet kid in your class probably holding angers too, you just don't realise it
Darn it, beat me to it
Me before watching the video: cool I'll see what category I am in and joke about how I'm being roasted
Me after the video: *what am I ?!*
Kinda a weird mix so
1) gets good grades even when procrastinating
2) lacks a proper work ethic
3) attempts to socialize, fails 99% of the time
4) disgusted by habits of others in the same age
5) reaching anxiety levels that normally shouldn't be possible
"when they get high paying jobs their kids will become the popular kids"
My parents: *grabs belt* don't even think about it
LMAOOO
Mustiboi Salman it's just dark humor, it will be funny once u realize it's a joke and not actually happening
@Mustiboi Salman 🤦♂️ its just a joke to show parental strictness not real
@Mustiboi Salman how did you point out it was a joke in your first reply then forget it was a joke in your second
@Mustiboi Salman
It's humour to make Kids happy who have these type of parents I've seen examples and been one
It means theee not alone
Hey you, depressed kid, take this virtual hug and the “everything is gonna be ok, life sucks, but always carry on!” card that I made.
✨💛hi thanks for checking in 💛✨
😔Im still a piece of garbage 🗑
Thank you so much. I wish you a good day/night whatever 💖
thank you, you too!!
Lady Kira no u aren't,u are beautiful. don't hate urself,u are special,u just haven't seen it yet.
Social distancing! Give me a bag of these hugs I'm in the test season
me
-good scores despite not trying very hard
-lacks motivation
-bad social skills
-gamer
-close friends
-self aware of his short comings and gets frustrated when they come up
I'm a mix of the class clown, and quiet kid. 10% clown and 90% quiet.
The loud kid
-Always talking
-Doesn’t breath in between sentences
-Talks 10x louder than everyone in the room
-If you tell them to tone it down they get 20x louder
-You have no idea why your friends with them in the first place
Me lol
this is me
-Steals other people's jokes because then everyone laughs because objectively it was funny, then they believe that they are the funny one and tries to make up their own jokes, leading to them not being funny anymore and trying to get attention by stealing other people's jokes
About tell them to tone down the sound its always happen to me
I’m friends with one of those :’) I really don’t know why
“Their kids end up becoming the popular kids”... damn, that’s tuff...
And then the 40% popular kids will have children and they end up being the bully. It’s like a circle. Then the bully has children and tells their children to not make the same mistakes they did and they will have “the smart ones” then the smart ones will have popular kids and the popular kids... well.. you see where im going.
@@J.PC.Designs yes 3d rendering
Well I guess that means I’m popular lol
I have a friend who is "the popular girl". Many people hate her but I just feel bad for her because her parents are never around. We've been friends for a long time and they only showed up to like...maybe one of her birthday parties and even then they were there for 2 hours and then went somewhere else. (Btw, her birthday parties rock. She always finds these really fun places to celebrate like quests or some restaurant (when we were younger) with animators. Idk how her parents could skip them.) Yeah, she's kind of spoiled and can sometimes be mean, but her parents' gifts are basically all she ever gets from them. And to be honest, I would have probably ended up the same if I had her parenting.
@@J.PC.Designs or just be awesome enough to exceed those expectations insanely and the ego inflates exponentially
Nobody bullies the smart kid at my school, everyone actually asks them for answers and treats them very well
The theater kid:
You're loud
You're fun to be around sometimes
Emotions hit like a truck
You love drama but hate drama
why was “dont annoy the quiet kid” not in the how to survive highschool? That seems like the most important one lol
"Don't make them hate you" seems close enough
Lmao I was the quiet kid. And I hate many ppl but never judged them they were only treating me with envy sooo... I make sure to not let them survive 🤭😊😊
*Pumped Up Kicks starts playing.
Ohh and if a quiet kid has 1-2 friends.
"Better run better run, faster than my bullet"
You: compliments quiet kid
Quiet kid: scratches something off his notebook
FRIENDSHIP 100
Lamo
Free Pass
Damn he really wrote the death note 💀
no, LIFE 100
LOL
The smoker:
-Always in the bathroom
-skips class
-bad grades
-usually always feining off of other people
-quiet most of the time
The middle kid : the all rounder can change colors in seconds
Most dangerous type of kid
You forgot art kids
-Either extremely Social or Extremely Anti-social there is no in between.
-50% chance they are gay
-Usually a weeb and probably depressed
So true
Don't Roast Me-
*Sob* TwT
i think i just found out who i am
YEP-
you found me
THAT kid:
- good at sports
- good at school
- doesn’t try
- still has great grades
- doesn’t talk to anybody
I’m this and the quiet kid I’m mostly laid back and will talk if talked to but I will stay in corners and will not say a word the entire day will avoid people at all cost barley try but only get like cs and bs I’m decent with sports that involve my legs will call people out when they say stupid shit or hate the teacher for an irrational reason
This is me except without the good at sports part
me
that’s me
This is me except I talk to my friends
Forgot about mine!
the nerdy/depressed kids that don't brag about grades and will never live up to their parents expectations
ive earned bragging rights as a smart kid for all those all-nighters 😤
Mentions the “quiet kid.”
OH, SO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN SCHOOLS I SEE.
I'm the quiet kid in my school and honestly I wouldn't hurt anyone.
Unless they're racist, sexist, homophobic or just assholes and then we'll see...
(Nah just kidding I'll probably just scream at them I can't fight for shit)
Handsome Squidward Me the quiet kid that’s learning karate, okay but- Jk I don’t like hurting people but I will make everyone hate them :)
@@lesfrog649 boi, u r the QUIET KID, I seen some 9 year olds shoot up the bully with an M9 once
@@boredassfatcat
Wow good job America, 9 year olds with guns 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@lesfrog649 2A baby! I'm kidding, it is messed up
Teacher: alright class, what comes before 47?
Quiet kid in the back: *quietly whispers* “ak....”
what comes before 15?
A R
The teacher: *whispers* "yes I teach them well! "
underrated comment
“What comes before 9?” Tec
What becomes before 60 M
The smart kid who is secretly a quiet and depressed kid at the same time - crying in the corner....
"and their egos... are larger than mommy and daddy's bank account" lmfao
The Depressed and The Quiet one
-"ancient beings most likely to be able destroy the universe in one flick of a finger"
Me the quiet kid with an obsession for Russia: are you challenging me?
I'm the quiet kid and have the small sad. So I am 1.5 times stronger than a regular quiet kid if we do the math nicely.
Randomiser i am the quiet kid with happy and sad, i am the average and i now bow to ur greatness
I am the quiet kid who somehow gets into the smart classes with smart kid genetics from my parents and I am self aware so social interaction is a Nono.
Just a 11 year old that's a quiet kid and also depressed
Alternate title: The stereotypical people you see in tv and movies you'd never thought you would meet in real life but you did.
Never Met one of these people :)
@@mammt2100 hi! nice to meet you in this comment section... I'm one of them. but he didn't roast me :3
0:55 mans speakin faster then eminem raps.
When I'm both the class clown and the front row nerd with highest marks:
You not roasting depressed kids is wholesome. Have my like.
Name checks out
Because tjey have been roasted enough in their life
See this is why I dropped out
Ur username says it all
L
If the depressed kid and quiet kid had a baby....it would be me
im your sibling
Same
me too
@Arron Caja ah yes very powerful and inspiring comment. interesting how you can simply see everything about this mate's life and decide he's not depressed or quiet. seems like you're the quirky one here.
@Arron Caja I honestly don't give a fuck if you're depressed. That doesn't give you the right to be a jerk to other people.
If you mess with the quiet kid you LITERALLY won’t survive high school
You covered my category the right way. I am the class clown, everything you said is so true 😂
U forgot the music kid:
-Never focuses in class and is constantly tapping
-Always the first to ask if the class can listen to music while working.
-Fails every subject but gets straight A+s in music and sometimes drama
the tapping LMAOOO
me with a D in English and History and constant a+'s in music theory and my band classes. yikes...
ME.
Me
Thats me, except having good grades. Often time i get detention for bringing a piccolo and playing it in the middle of instruction, or a test.
*the common quiet kid, such as myself, knows everything, about everyone, and usually knows karate or some fighting technique*
Yassssssss
i found jimin jams but lost it help me *yes*
@@cupcake1534 Sameeeeeeeee
Bro dats me
Y e s
im a depressed kid myself and if he is going to list then they are going to be
:have parents but they are a disapointment
- no friends
-chooses easy classes, but does not meet university requirements
- doesnt participate in any sports
-they go online school
-they wear hoodies for a whole day
-often quiet
-no job
You forgot the theater kid. Man those people (including myself) can be so whacko sometimes xD
"The smart kid: likely to have gray hairs"
I felt that.
Hey if u could sub to me it would make my day :)
Tbh I have grey hairs
Jokes on you I am a smart kid and my hair is the darkest I have ever seen.
@@fatcatgames9211 no one wants you here
Felt it, wearing it.
But the depressed kid is just the quiet kid So that hug might save my life.
im Kinda Both Quiet and Depressed
Most depressed people are secret about it
Hug the quiet kid before his bullets hug you.
@@erenssister.5535 DAMN good one
That hug might save my life too
forgot about the floater kids who everyone knows and doesn’t exactly have a friend group but still can be like best friends with everyone popular or not
Did you forget about me?
**The procrastinator with good grades somehow**
In reality, the quiet kid is just trying to make it throught the day
Can confirm
@Jaster its actually those who have been bullied. 87% of those that were interview said that it was because they wanted revenge.
@Jaster But most quiet kids don't tend to be school shooters. Just because most school shooters are quiet kids doesn't mean all quiet kids are school shooters.
@Jaster ah, must of misread it then. I apologize for that lol
That's me
*Is nobody gonna talk about how fast this guy spoke to fit everything into a minute*
_Ok_
U can slow it down lol
Nope
new here?
@@user-su6js9po4l not really, it just makes me laugh
@@huma19 oke
A hug doesn't feel very roasty but it feels warm and toasty so I'm down
I am a combination of the smart kid, the class clown, and the teacher's pet.
AMA
Average kids:
-have no unique personality traits
-does whatever their freind does
-meh
Is currently reading this reply.
Nobody is normal
The Joey Wheeler if there ever was one ❤
This is so me...
*Average
Because nobody's 'normal'
When youre in gifted classes because you're supposedly smart but everyone else is also smart, but you're not very quiet, or loud, or funny, or depressed or popular. :')
The average smart kid
@@JellyAntz me, but less smarterer
r/im14andthisisdeep
@@ericawilson9490 hey, you are in the middle, that's good. many people are also not the best, but that's still something. If you think you can do better, then try to positively work your way to success. There are people who lost over 300 pounds and have become jacked, and you are in a better position than they started. Don't be negative, think well on how you can better yourself. You have proven that you are not a failure, and you can prove to yourself that you can achieve! no one needs to be "the popular kid," they are the true losers having everything handed to them and not receiving anything beneficial to them personally. Don't bring yourself down, bring yourself up, and surround yourself with people who can help you bring yourself up.
me.
And the last group: the lazy nerd
-they do well in every subject
- always on weeb/computer stuff
- only get low scores for forgetting to turn in work
-Make the regular nerds mad
-treat school like a joke
-help the other groups pass classes
There are two groups of people in high school that you don't want on your bad side: the quiet kids and seniors.
u missed the "history kid"
the one who completely disregards ≈95% of all history and only blabs his head off on medieval warfare and WWII
Hey, don't forget ww1, too many forget their ww1 facts
@@bungersinyourarea yup wwI is underrated
True crime girl x WW2 boy who's obsessed with tanks/weaponry
Also oddly obsessed with the Nazi's war logistics
And he thinks he knows everything just from playing video games that took place in that time period.
The Very Nice Kid
- Polite
- Friends with the whole class
- Rarely seen
- Has the best humor
@Nathan Stroud Yep but they're rarely even seen as it's already been stated. I know because I'm one of them but I'm never friends with an entire classroom sadly. I don't really know what thay feels like actually.
@@TunaPetunia456 ohhh i think i'm with you
The most wholesome humor
Yess!
*best humor* does it include 21st century humor
this man makes the quiet kid sound like a monster in it's 1000 year nap and if you provoke it you will be eaten
When you don’t fit in any of these categories:
MOM!! I need a sarcastic gun.
"top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss"
@@the_j_machine2254 its kind of the point
“The athletes are secretly the smart ones”
i just feel better now
It’s kiater tbh it depends on the school in my school all the athletes are the opposite
The ghost:
-when they speak nobody hears them
-nobody even realizes they are there
-they hate group projects cuz they know no one will be with them
-they are smart
-they never talk to anyone
-they have spoken most in their head
that is me.