Tim's Change of Heart

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @spacey_jones
    @spacey_jones 3 роки тому +397

    "I think its very modern when someone looks at you and you cant quite tell if they're real. I enjoy that" lmao

  • @F_And
    @F_And 3 роки тому +460

    "It was unbecoming of a man of my stature"

  • @fayyzie
    @fayyzie 3 роки тому +470

    “The national security agency we uh... we love ya.”

  • @TheNotSoFakeNews
    @TheNotSoFakeNews 3 роки тому +290

    Tim makes this look so effortlessly hilarious. Podcasts really suit his comedic style.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 2 роки тому +8

      He's a conversationalist, that is how you are good at podcasts
      Believe it or not Joe Rogan isn't a conversationalist at all, he just brute forces until it works and plays off his guests

    • @joeleonard9965
      @joeleonard9965 2 роки тому

      @@Kigoz4Life Not really anymore. Hours long for sure but he has lost the interesting part he used to be an expert at.

    • @joeleonard9965
      @joeleonard9965 2 роки тому

      @shane long I don't think it was Spotify and I have listened to him since 2014. What used to be mundane and sometimes funny comments defending him has turned to braindead bandwagons who pretend they've known him for a decade when they only found out when he became a household name.
      You just aren't good at paying attention to or identifying subtle changes over time which is more people than not. You can probably get better at it if you work at it.
      Who cares what he rakes in or where he airs it? Pay attention to the actual quality of the content.

    • @thepeach4638
      @thepeach4638 Рік тому

      @@joeleonard9965 definitely old episodes were better , still listen depending on the guest but back in the day jre was epic, learning about aliens and pyramids and then laughin

    • @tobi_versace
      @tobi_versace Рік тому

      I always say he's funnier on pods then stand up although the stand up is fantastic too

  • @LB-on8bs
    @LB-on8bs 3 роки тому +275

    "I dont want anyone to kill you" - Ben
    So wholesome

  • @joshua023156
    @joshua023156 3 роки тому +396

    Tim Dillon is the sole person getting me through the apocalypse.

    • @joemorones2081
      @joemorones2081 3 роки тому +15

      Tim Dillon is making fun of you

    • @donjaun8435
      @donjaun8435 2 роки тому +3

      Thats a rough fucking spot mate

    • @maxwellsandor1876
      @maxwellsandor1876 2 роки тому

      I genuinely hope it got better man

    • @aj897
      @aj897 2 роки тому +1

      "Apocalypse" Westerners are so dramatic lmao

  • @JackofSuns
    @JackofSuns 3 роки тому +645

    Tim sounds like how Trump would describe himself playing pickleball.

    • @ThatBigCactus
      @ThatBigCactus 2 роки тому +7

      He uses some of trumps speaking skills, he also does John Pinette. Hilarious combo. Watch a John Pinette stand-up if you like Tim Dillon. Identical fat New Yorker rant style

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @joeybart1776
      @joeybart1776 2 роки тому

      That’s how he describes ALL of his accomplishments lol ‘ We allll played pickleball, I played tennis in college so I was a natural- never played the game before but I was GREAT ‘ Something like that lol

    • @justgivenofox9543
      @justgivenofox9543 Рік тому +5

      “I walked on this pickleball court and said, “wow, look at this magnificent pickleball court I’ve never played pickleball before but I’d love to crush you all!”

  • @VidPro95
    @VidPro95 2 роки тому +58

    Tim and Ben's chemistry is unmatched.

  • @Slowmotion650
    @Slowmotion650 2 роки тому +26

    Tim really grew on me, he is absolutely hilarious and touches on many topics that a lot of people are too scared to talk about.

  • @Conker187777
    @Conker187777 3 роки тому +113

    Tim’s Range Rover is going to drive into the Michael Hastings tree

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, whatever happened with that. Oh well.

    • @reginald8623
      @reginald8623 3 роки тому +1

      Heart attack gun is what theyll use. If he gets a 6pack itll be coke roids n sauna. U rite tho dont buy new cars for other reasons than rat race tax. Ppl who drive new ass cars are either working for or are being investigated by, the government.

    • @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
      @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 роки тому +1

      Finally. Can we all have a discussion about cars being hacked and remote controlled? And planes.

    • @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
      @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DstWZY_eUOc/v-deo.html

  • @blablablaa14
    @blablablaa14 2 роки тому +20

    Ben doesn't always make Tim laugh but you can see his joy in his face when he gets one on Tim and Tim laughs

  • @thephilosopher7173
    @thephilosopher7173 3 роки тому +193

    He's sounding the alarm here, but in a way that's not gonna get him killed. Smart

    • @equilibrium5280
      @equilibrium5280 3 роки тому +6

      Yes hahaha very becoming of a comedian with hyperbolic nihilist humor hahaha locking and loading up hahaha very funny all a joke guys leave a like and spread this evangelist message with all your quick witted friends

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 3 роки тому +26

      @@equilibrium5280 do you have any friends

    • @equilibrium5280
      @equilibrium5280 3 роки тому +12

      @@topramen5344 not anymore.

    • @TheMeletti
      @TheMeletti 3 роки тому +3

      @@equilibrium5280 cringe guy

    • @equilibrium5280
      @equilibrium5280 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheMeletti Your profile pic?

  • @adamb1629
    @adamb1629 Рік тому +6

    This was peak Tim Dillon.

  • @zinkr5470
    @zinkr5470 3 роки тому +73

    “What metric are you going of off” umm inner belief. Lol

    • @zinkr5470
      @zinkr5470 3 роки тому +8

      I like that I get likes on just repeating what he says

    • @andrewwoodward8563
      @andrewwoodward8563 3 роки тому +1

      "get likes"

    • @snakelama
      @snakelama 2 роки тому

      @@zinkr5470 updoot

    • @MLife1000
      @MLife1000 7 місяців тому

      😂​@@zinkr5470

  • @gs1277
    @gs1277 3 роки тому +105

    This is an absolute masterpiece

  • @Lilbiscuit284
    @Lilbiscuit284 3 роки тому +32

    I now use Bens “inner belief” comment for any tough question I’m asked regardless of the topic.
    “Sir...why did you ram this fucking car off the road?”
    Me: inner belief.

  • @Scroffer
    @Scroffer 3 роки тому +46

    Playing this over and over again so they know how much we love them!

  • @Neo-Caveman
    @Neo-Caveman Рік тому +7

    Tim dillion is really the grown up cartman

  • @joelsantora7434
    @joelsantora7434 3 роки тому +26

    Whoever Tim’s producer is...he’s great. Totally accurate self assessment of the audience’s desire to hear what he thinks. The older I get the more I respect people’s ability to not share anything. I’m not even kidding. Whoever raised him did an excellent job.

  • @andrewwoodward8563
    @andrewwoodward8563 3 роки тому +22

    "Do you people realize how lucky you are?... With da pharmaceuticals? You can get them when you're young and keep taking them for your entire life."

  • @thatdude169
    @thatdude169 3 роки тому +39

    Just started watching these clips. Ben just giggles leaning over so often lol idk how he holds it together

    • @SavagexRaccoon
      @SavagexRaccoon 3 роки тому +6

      You should see Ben when Tim ranted about his aunt and when he canceled big mouth Ben couldn’t stop giggling 😂

  • @tmcleanful
    @tmcleanful 3 роки тому +58

    If your car suddenly accelerates out of control as your phone emits a strange tone that makes your eyes and ears bleed your best chance of survival is to smash the window (the door locks will not respond), or Tim you might have to go for the windshield, and jump regardless of how fast you're moving. You'll be headed for a tree or cement barrier of some kind so by jumping you have some chance of survival.

    • @malooch
      @malooch 3 роки тому +9

      Look into michael Hastings

    • @equilibrium5280
      @equilibrium5280 3 роки тому +5

      @@malooch heartbraking stories about insane realities in the dystopian today

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 3 роки тому +1

      They did it to my grandfather in 1993, launched him into a river.

    • @Psychoma99
      @Psychoma99 3 роки тому +1

      This is fucking scary

  • @Silkentwilight
    @Silkentwilight 3 роки тому +77

    Watching this at the gym. People think I’m insane. Well done Tim!

    • @Jonathan_Guice
      @Jonathan_Guice 3 роки тому +27

      They probably think you're insane because you aren't using headphones...

    • @stutter4064
      @stutter4064 2 роки тому +3

      Ya imagine drawing attention to yourself and being surprised when people pay attention to you. The equivalent of someone holding a sign up and complaining that people are reading your sign.

    • @RedLancerMoto
      @RedLancerMoto 2 роки тому +6

      @@stutter4064 pipe down

    • @TheIcanntspel
      @TheIcanntspel 2 роки тому

      Wear headphones asshole

    • @km4817
      @km4817 2 роки тому +2

      why the F can they hear what your listening to..... smfh

  • @mboots
    @mboots 3 роки тому +14

    I, for one, welcome Tim's change of heart-

  • @rockandrollbit
    @rockandrollbit 3 роки тому +13

    Ben's laugh never not makes me smile.

  • @ryanhopper2854
    @ryanhopper2854 2 роки тому +4

    The we love ya at the end of the NSA ad killed me 😭

  • @AcidWolflanger
    @AcidWolflanger 3 роки тому +21

    If he said “I like you Mila” then I would be scared

  • @deadliestvice5356
    @deadliestvice5356 2 роки тому +5

    "The National Security Agency. We're th-... we love ya."

  • @Eternal1811
    @Eternal1811 Рік тому +2

    Yet another legendary clip lmao. I’ve watched this so many times by now

  • @taraschumacker
    @taraschumacker 3 роки тому +18

    Poor Ben. Blink twice if you need help..

  • @iyadisleem2574
    @iyadisleem2574 3 роки тому +17

    12:12 is where this turns to gold 😂

  • @et4493
    @et4493 3 роки тому +9

    14:00 man you absolutely killed it 🤣 I'm laying on the floor right now LMAO

  • @chadbarr5365
    @chadbarr5365 3 роки тому +15

    Mark Zuckerberg: "He's a sweet boy." Ahaahaha

  • @BigDH28
    @BigDH28 2 роки тому +3

    Tim is seriously one of the most important voices in comedy and podcasts. We love ya Tim! 🤙🤘✊✌️

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 3 роки тому +19

    Those fake ads had me rolling! He's like the perfect mix of Patrice O'neil, Ralphie May and Chris Farley! (do not read into the fact they're all dead fat guys with a similar abrasive form of comedy as Tim)

  • @petarsaric2450
    @petarsaric2450 3 роки тому +67

    Im uncomfortable not knowing if the first part is a joke or not

    • @velando75
      @velando75 3 роки тому +4

      I think he's being sarcastic.

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 3 роки тому +5

      @@microfarming8583 you are on a tech platform buddy. They already have what you don't want them to have.

    • @7DAYSOFOPENINGNIGHTS
      @7DAYSOFOPENINGNIGHTS 3 роки тому

      @@thatindiandude4602 Haha that’s cute, but no there’s still plenty more to be had.

    • @carpathianhermit7228
      @carpathianhermit7228 3 роки тому +5

      Can you not detect sarcasm? And you watch his show, christ 🤣🤣

    • @gregmajewski3406
      @gregmajewski3406 3 роки тому +3

      @@carpathianhermit7228 I sometimes wonder if there are people out there listening to Tim's preposterous rants with a straight face just nodding in agreemen.. Now I guess I know they're out there.

  • @scooterg166
    @scooterg166 3 роки тому +5

    Flailing is the word I think of Ben running around on the pickle court.

  • @bluesnipe
    @bluesnipe 2 роки тому +3

    Tim and Ben are best friend goals

  • @mwilliamson4198
    @mwilliamson4198 3 роки тому +9

    Tim's going to get Seth Rich-ed before he gets rich

  • @Loner-Wolf
    @Loner-Wolf 3 роки тому +8

    This man sounds like a cross between Trump and Alex Jones

  • @sirgregor8226
    @sirgregor8226 3 роки тому +2

    I believe this is what they call tour-de-force. Brilliant.

  • @JohnboyCollins
    @JohnboyCollins 3 роки тому +24

    There's no greater sign of western decline than the goddamn pickle ballers cannibalizing tennis.

    • @RecklessRusty
      @RecklessRusty 3 роки тому +1

      Cannibalizing? I think pickleball will help grow tennis. Its more accessible to the young and old and provides a foundation for kids to transition into tennis.

    • @JohnboyCollins
      @JohnboyCollins 3 роки тому +1

      @@RecklessRusty I'm mostly joking, but they do constantly take up the public courts.

  • @danielkeogh482
    @danielkeogh482 2 роки тому +2

    Consuming all of Tim's content like crack

    • @TheoGarza
      @TheoGarza 2 роки тому +2

      Same. I have a public playlist if you need assistance 😂

    • @danielkeogh482
      @danielkeogh482 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheoGarza Just subbed, thanks a million!

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 3 роки тому +2

    This wasn't April Fool's Day, but in Tim's mind it was...

  • @ThePilotwes
    @ThePilotwes 3 роки тому +4

    This guy man. Legend

  • @mollyclarke5225
    @mollyclarke5225 3 роки тому +6

    I mostly watch for Ben's reaction.

  • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
    @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 3 роки тому +7

    "This is a long ad..." XD XD XD

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 4 місяці тому

      This fuckkkkked me up

  • @SamuelHauptmannvanDam
    @SamuelHauptmannvanDam 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know if it is the corona virus, but this is the funniest shit ever. I've never cried like this in a long time.

  • @topramen5344
    @topramen5344 3 роки тому +5

    Tim’s changed bro

  • @Loco5919
    @Loco5919 3 роки тому +5

    ALL HAIL THE TECH LORDS

  • @Jamesp0nd
    @Jamesp0nd Рік тому +1

    When tim dillon joins the illumanti

  • @jred23pyro
    @jred23pyro 3 роки тому +4

    Pickleball is fun. Easy to spin the wiffle ball for crazy serves.. That was in high school tho I'm 35 lol..good stuff.

  • @canthinkofausername8253
    @canthinkofausername8253 3 роки тому +8

    WTF I love the NSA now.

  • @jackmariner
    @jackmariner 3 роки тому +1

    We need to think about the danger that if one single leader of a nuclear power, wants to be one of the maybe 10,000 survivors left after a modern nuclear word war, they can. There is no way the rich and powerful would ever want to restart human civilization on their terms, they’ve always done sooo much for us!

  • @charlesnorden4375
    @charlesnorden4375 3 роки тому +9

    This is hilarious because I forgot about the part about getting the vaccine twice. I know someone who actually did this 😂 they went and got 1st dose of maderna and got the johnson and johnson before the second shot 😂

  • @MrCgat2186
    @MrCgat2186 2 роки тому +1

    I never got considering the new laws drive

  • @lilid95
    @lilid95 Рік тому +1

    Ben at his one of the best

  • @blakehobba
    @blakehobba 3 роки тому +1

    Best segment yet!

  • @matty6671
    @matty6671 Рік тому +2

    Pickleball is the official pastime of fake business.

  • @MTNJOHN
    @MTNJOHN 3 роки тому +2

    Loll “a scene from ex machina”

  • @jratatatat
    @jratatatat 2 роки тому +1

    "graduate to lithium at 12"

  • @ameeshupadhyay
    @ameeshupadhyay 3 роки тому +1

    "Inner Belief" LOL

  • @Bill87762
    @Bill87762 11 місяців тому +1

    I didn’t know Hamas was pronounced like that, hummis

  • @billyhughes9776
    @billyhughes9776 3 роки тому

    "It is because I am fat,......" - LOLOL!

  • @yanicklaroche8413
    @yanicklaroche8413 3 роки тому +8

    To read some of the comments of people who cannot detect sarcasm and nuance, it truly scares me as to where we are headed lol...this is exactly why comedians do not want to do standup anymore

    • @TheSlymccoy
      @TheSlymccoy 3 роки тому +1

      Was thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @aaron8kok
      @aaron8kok 3 роки тому

      The word nuance is way over used.

  • @PhatyNug
    @PhatyNug 3 роки тому +1

    Really and air B and B ad 😂🤣 UA-cam you’re killing me

  • @Yodog2k10
    @Yodog2k10 2 роки тому +1

    This is a scary red herring if it is one

  • @vanivari359
    @vanivari359 3 роки тому +2

    So... was this a random bit or was there a real life trigger (a news story or a convenient "accident"? ;) ) for it?

  • @goonerizm
    @goonerizm 6 місяців тому +2

    “I’m just sayin that….that…..I wanna get the vaccine MORE than twice!…..I wanna get it 6 or 7 times.”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MFJoneser
    @MFJoneser 3 роки тому +3

    Welcome back to margaritaville, fam!

  • @Citiglobal88
    @Citiglobal88 3 роки тому +2

    The big tech CEO was Aubrey Marcus

  • @gcannonp4016
    @gcannonp4016 3 роки тому +6

    What the hell did he learn in the pickleball game? This is terrifying

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 3 роки тому

      I'm sure it was PERFECTLY NORMAL and positively NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT ;)

  • @Thedudeabides803
    @Thedudeabides803 3 роки тому +1

    Ohhhhhh rethinking the airbnb debacle?😆

  • @speedsterautowerks1222
    @speedsterautowerks1222 3 роки тому +3

    Tim got engaged by the nsa

  • @chipgregory9853
    @chipgregory9853 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @marine5546
    @marine5546 2 роки тому

    Ben is being sassy as hell in this one

  • @Bigslxmp
    @Bigslxmp 3 роки тому +1

    This is basically a parody of JRE

  • @Eline_Meijer
    @Eline_Meijer 3 роки тому +2

    at what point does Tim becomes the US President

  • @johni4213
    @johni4213 2 роки тому

    .................and that I need a refill!

  • @niveajones6400
    @niveajones6400 3 роки тому +3

    Mark Zuckerberg is a sweet boy.🤣🤣🤣

  • @regularguy1140
    @regularguy1140 3 роки тому +2

    I too love all the alphabet agencies

  • @jonathanweiss5111
    @jonathanweiss5111 3 роки тому

    Pickle ball??? We played that in state prison Timmy

  • @roachzero2952
    @roachzero2952 2 роки тому

    And I thought I was THE ONLY ONE that enjoyed people shitting in the street !!! Tim , I fking love you , dude !!

  • @johnfazzari6208
    @johnfazzari6208 3 роки тому

    Then my head exploded.

  • @fullsend7132
    @fullsend7132 3 роки тому +7

    I think this is a joke I think he is not being serious

  • @dennisjnovotny1807
    @dennisjnovotny1807 2 роки тому

    Listen to his material at 1.5 speed makes it even funnier. You’re welcome everybody.

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab Рік тому

    pickleball rules

  • @sistergiblits7795
    @sistergiblits7795 3 роки тому +15

    Can you pretend to be Canadian so we can watch you do fake business from the bar in Letterkenny?

  • @Moses2elecboog
    @Moses2elecboog 3 роки тому

    Should’ve had the links to their websites on the screen!

  • @USAinthisho
    @USAinthisho 3 роки тому +1

    🤯Waaatf-add Competitive Athlete to the fold ??!
    ..that'll do Pig, that'll do👏

  • @Knight3434
    @Knight3434 2 роки тому

    PLTR is a great company. Cathie Woods definitely thinks so.

  • @TheAwillz
    @TheAwillz 3 роки тому

    Legend love you bro

  • @danielnln
    @danielnln 2 роки тому

    Tim, what was in that hummus?

  • @RealAnthonyJones
    @RealAnthonyJones 3 роки тому

    "A cross betweeen tennis and ping pong."
    Me a commoner: theres a difference?

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 2 роки тому

      Yeah, table tennis is played on a table and regular tennis is not.

  • @Kyle-wu4rr
    @Kyle-wu4rr 3 роки тому

    Life in the big city

  • @_neely681
    @_neely681 3 роки тому +2

    Ben's cute.

  • @lumen8r
    @lumen8r 2 роки тому

    I love you too, NSA. Now go keep me safe, ya fucks..

  • @se5080
    @se5080 2 роки тому +1

    I ♥️ Allan Dulles and Kennedy was a short sighted narcissistic clown!

  • @forgefatherjo1436
    @forgefatherjo1436 2 роки тому

    Praise the algorithm overlords

  • @stratmaster921
    @stratmaster921 3 роки тому

    #1 we love you nsa