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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
- A dramatic retelling of Lotara Sarrin's fateful awakening of Dreadnought Lhorke of the Warhounds. But now with MORE BIG LAFFS! Or maybe less! The original scene was already v funny lol. But anyway I feel like this is what he should have done instead.
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Lotara Sarrin model by FlagCaptainArt
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Lhorke model by Raptor Imperialis
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Featuring Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan as Lotara Sarrin (everybody say thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan)
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For those whose who dont know who Lhorke is:
He was the Legion master before Angron was founded, was interred in a dreadnaught before the butchers nails were distributed therefore didn't become a enrage murder hobo like his brothers.
followed in a rebellion but stopped when he saw what Kharn did to the leader of said rebellion and bent a knee to Agron. Was disgusted at what he saw at Istvan III via the slaughter of his brothers but still remained loyal to the legion and Angron. Tried to stop Angron transformation into a daemon prince by attacking Lorgar but was stopped and then killed by Angron.
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Bro... 💀 poor dreadnought.
The Rylanor version of the world eaters
You can always trust the fans to make a happy ending
In this case, dipping the fuck out 😊
I didn't know that, that's kewl
@@SomeTuberr Where the hell will the escape pod gonna arrive to though?
The boomer heresy.
horus the type of boomer to fall asleep watching a 1950s western and then when you change the channel he'll wake up and say "hey I was watching that!"
@@DreadAnon horus the type of boomer to tell you that he went through a galactic civil war everyday to get to school and you got it easy
there's legit a canon story where an Iron Warriors dreadnought gathers a whole bunch of chaos champions together for storytime. Whoever has the best story wins a whole bunch of soulstones.
He throws a huge hissy fit because absolutely none of the chaos champions present even care about fighting the Imperium. The word bearer champion just wants to spread religion. The night lord champion wants to build up his own raiding fleet. The thousand sons champion is just in it for the lore. The Slaaneshi champion is just having a good time, but his story pisses the boomer dreadnought off the most.
The Slaaneshi champion is a baller dude called Emmesh Aiye, real friendly guy. Emmesh Aiye figures out Typhus wanted to infect an Imperial cardinal with a plague, using him to convert an entire planet to the glory of Nurgle. Emmesh Aiye instead trolls Typhus by converting the cardinal and the planet to slaanesh, slaughtering Typhus's bodyguards and then after luring Typhus to a 1vs1 duel, teleports out of the duel to bombard the planet and troll someone else.
The boomer dreadnought is furious, shouting along the lines of "YOU TROLLED BROTHER TYPHUS? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH A TALE OF HOW YOU FUCKED WITH ONE OF OUR ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS WHO ACTUALLY GETS SHIT DONE IN 40K?!!"
At which point Emmesh Aiye just kinda shrugs because he forgot why he was telling the story to begin with (or he was trolling the boomernought on purpose).
The word bearer tells the boomernought to chill the fuck down and stop disrespecting the Slaaneshi, since the Slaaneshi had brought multiple worlds to the worship of Slaanesh whilst they only respected him for his "past honours" in besieging terra, but since then he'd just sat on his laurels doing nothing for 10,000 years.
The boomernought goes on this grand heroic speech appealing to their pride, asking why none of them care about avenging the horus heresy? Living up to their primarch's legacies? Winning the great war?
The word bearer says "look around mate. We've already won. We can do whatever we want. Why should we care about some irrelevant war before our time."
The boomernought gets so livid, his rage fuse breaks and he rage overflows back into being dead calm again.
He asks them all how old they are.
The oldest amongst them is about 400 years old. The youngest amongst them is about 60.
The boomernought, over 10,000 years old, gets utterly floored. Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table
@@noaccount4 "Emotional damage so hard it had an armour piercing stat. They had him rolling on the old vehicle damage table"
Not going to lie, that made me laugh.
@@noaccount4 armour piercing english
Surprisingly wholesome World Eaters moment
perhaps the only such moment in history
An incredibly polite Bloodletter.
@@jiado6893Especially for a guy with the title VEIN-OPENER
@@crushingcrusader736 Well, he's not called Vein-Tearer or Artery-Shredder now is he?
"Ugh, I'm going back to sleep till all this craziness is over."
A few thousand years later.
"The WHAT Emperor of Mankind!?!?"
Going to sleep to wait things out never turned out good for anybody, look at the necrons
"The word bearers won! They eat dirt and drink shame but they won! ...ah the perfect jest"
-Telemachon Lyras
Bjorn: “Guys, for a million times the Emperor IS! NOT! A! GOD! And I am no angel or saint. So please, stop your worshipping, and stop pouring weird oil on me just because I was there when he still walked among us.”
Zealots: “Only a true angel of the Emperor would say that, oh divine Bjorn the mighty please hear our prayer, oh please.”
Fanatical scream and singing choir
Bjorn: “ ‘long sigh’, well at least those ladies looks nice. But seriously, Brother where they came from?”
Space Wolves marine: “Oh, they are refugees from Cadia after Abaddon drop the Blackstone Fortress on it.”
Bjorn: “Abaddon did the what to Cadia?”
Space Wolves marine: “And Rowboat Girlyman now the lord commander of the Imperium and he had a…….Eldar girlfriend.”
Bjorn: “……..Please put me back to sleep.”
I feel like the confusion of Lhorke is a bit understated so I'm going to unpack that a bit
1: No sane person would board a World Eater/War Hound ship under most circumstances unless
A: The boarders were suicidal
B: They really hated the World Eaters
2: Ultramarines are known for being sane
3: Ultramarines are considered giant pussies by the 12th Legion
To hear the Ultramarines have committed their forces to such an extent to not only attack their brothers but to also board them has implications that someone (Angron) galactically fucked up.
When you find out that the most sane legion charges at you like rabid dog you start to wonder ''Man, what did we do to make them that mad''.
"And I thought, damn, what did he do to make them niggas that mad???"
That is...a great statement. Ye, like who the hell would literally attempt a boarding against a leigon known for being ferocious and berserk in melee? And it is a ship battle, the tight hall would just help with battling melee more.
@@jerzyksudak945 I remember reading in one of the HH books that took place after Calth, the one where Guiliman literally fist fights Angron and Lorgar, that the Ultramarines after Calth were ragtag veterans barely holding back a tide of 2 Legions and 2 Primarchs raining hell on their heads.
Even after Lorgar and Angron (mostly Angron) were shredding through entire phalanx ranks of Ultramarines they still charged the 2 with suicidal fervor in the hopes they'd wear down on Angron to the point where Guiliman would have a slightly better chance at killing him.
I think Lorgar even smashed Guiliman's face with his morning star and Guiliman didn't even flinch, he just kept beating the shit out of Lorgar despite missing half his face.
I became an Ultramarine's fan after these books just because of how hardcore those Ultramarines were.
@@ohoangthien8090 If Lotarra is the shipmaster that means it's their flagship.
The flagship with 2 giant torpedo pods that shoot Ursa claws which are effectively harpoons that allow for boarding parties to move through the chain. They're boarding a ship literally made for boarding.
Fun fact: at one point Lorke plays a card game against lotara and they had to stop because apparently Lorke was a sore looser
I fucking loved that part 😂
Let me guess, they were playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
@@TheNikoNikon bikes.
The funny thing is that lhorke actually WAS ok with killing the ultramarines, he and a bunch of his fellow war hounds dreads kicked the crap out of them.
He only turned afterwards, when he stayed awake and got to see just how fucked things had gotten, and how much worse the legion's problems had become.
"ah finally, an excuse to kick the nerds... Wait this is really fucked up."
Yeah, the XIIth legion was always messed up, even before they found Angron. It's kind of like a bunch of pitbulls raised to be fighting dogs, and then pitbulls with bad brain surgery and an implant that tortures them every second they aren't biting someone. I thought it was the world eaters who decided to give themselves the butcher's nails in the hopes that Angron would like them, but I guess Angron forced everyone to do it. You would think he wouldn't want everyone to suffer like he did, but then again they removed the Nice part of his brain.
_"We fought the wrong enemy"_ *-Dreadnought Lhorke Patton,* before dying in an accident with Angron.
10k years later…
“Guilliman?”
“Lhorke! The Lhorkester! The Lhorkarina of time! I never expected to see you again!”
“This place is fucked.”
“Took you long enough to figure that out.”
"Let me introduce a good friend of mine. She's..... She's......🫠
Don't worry guys I'm sure he just went to go back to warp Arby's to order something he's totally just coming back with his meal absolutely no loyalist tendencies here
Yeah ignore the green and red on em he wont rip you in half for what we've done. Sorry what YOU have done. Yeah I'm gonna grab some panzershoklade.
Yeah, I would pretty much immediately dip out from my Traitorous Legion, and snitch whatever the heck they have to the Loyalist.
"Space Marines? Who are they? No no, I'm an Ogryn with unusually good grammar. Too dumb for heresy, me, yup. Don't even know what that is."
“Hmmmm…..what’s 1 + 1?
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@@spookyduck2197uhh 11?
@@commanderrex8351i didn't say equals a heretic
Now I'm imagining a marine interred in a dreadnought not due to any grievous wounds, just had one too many of that chaos pack for all three lungs to handle
Tfw you hit thr Chaos pack too hard and suddenly the Emperor is dead and your armour is covered in spikes
It's gonna be a long day
triple a voice acting for evil lady.
also,
Ultramarines: GUYS WE HAVE A FRIENDLY DREADNAUGHT!
Librarian: Isn't that a worldea-
Ultramarines: HE'S *BLUE*
La la la la la la sing the happy song
La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs day long
La la la la la la Ultrasmurfs with me!
La la la la la la Simple as can be
If you really think about every faction has at least one guy sleeping through something important 🤔. Bobby G, The Lion, The Necrons, Settra, GW when creating models for eldar
GW did make new banshee, striking scorpion, avatar, kabalites, mandrake and corsair models in the past 2 years.
You said something important...
This feels like a sitcom and I actually kinda works
Honestly, a sitcom by dreadanon would by lovely. I always enjoy these little skits he does
Even in the grim dark future of the Hersey we have to deal with such bullshit
The best loyalists always end up being dreadnaughts from traitor legions
Their bodies and mind are broken not their loyalty to humanity
That dreadnought knowing what a bloodletter is is suspicious.
I think before horus and lorgar’s roadtrip the rare daemon incursions they stumbled on were classified as “those damn teleporting xenos”
ah poor Lhorke. guy deserved so much better. big loveable fella
World eater dreadnought wakes up: what fuck is going on here!! You guys went insane???
Emperor children dreadnought wakes up: tha fuck happended in here you guys went bananas?
Night lords dreadnought wakes up: yeeep looks like everything is the same
Night Lords Dreadnought: Wow. There's a lot less blood than I remember. You guys really cleaned the place up huh?
Night Lords dreadnought: "oh, the Emperor finally sicced the other legions on us. Finally, i was getting tired of waiting. Wait, the Horus WHAT"
@@imperialguardsman5726Night Lord Dreadnought: “Well uh at least the Primarch still here with us.”
Night lord marine: “uhm hm, well about that.”
Thank you Carole for playing as Sarrin.
Can this please be a multi part series? I would love it if it would be just a loyalist world eater dreadnought finding out about the craziness the galaxy is going through right now and trying to figure out everything that’s going on while trying to not kill his friends but also something I guess I don’t know. I don’t have many ideas, but I’m just saying this would be funny is all I’m saying😅
1:05 You can't say "treason" without "reason".
The whole silent moment when she mentions the Ultramarines was hilarious. I was laughing very hard right now.
Wake up -> nice convo -> you want me to kill who? -> DAEMON OF HELL BE VANISHED -> Maybe vanishing myself aint that bad of an idea
It's even strange to hear a World Eater speaking normally
he was a War Hound first, and World Eater second. Never got the nails, explains the coherence.
In the book , the first things lhorke saw were two batshit insane dreadnoughts , a shot up hangar , and lotara asking him to kill ultramarines
God the writing is so good. "Awkward turtle" 🐢
This has to be in the top three awkward dreadnought re-awakening moments along with Rylanor awaking to find his primarch is a literal snake and not just a figurative one, or Bjorn being awakened and told that the Thousand Sons are attacking Fenris.
Just imagine when they try to go to terra and they wonder why they're getting shot at
Would have been hysterical if Lotara disappeared right after... given, what happened to her...
What did happen to her?
@@PowerfulSkeleton She got fused into the ship's tortured machine spirit
@@grunholdturns out those chaos guys are kinda the worst
Love the detail of the dreadnaught having warhound symbold. Nice attention to detail!
Not a detail, that's literally how they looked before they went traitor.
“Big L” is a fitting name. Poor guy.
His Lhorke just ran out
**BREATHES IN**
I DEMAND, nay BEG for more such interactions. These moments are so cool in the books and seeing them in parody here is awesome. Thoroughly enjoyed this and I hope you do the part where these two are playing Regicide.
Lorgar really knew how to get through to him.
Thank you Calore Carolmeyer of the Carole Clan.
We need a serise about this!!! Imagine that dreadnought who is so f@king old he dos not have brain nales so he is the mosty nice and polite word eater inside a doommasine! And becouse the Imperium is currrently have 0IQ everyone is gonna think "Oh god emperor a ultramarine dreadmought! We saved!"
Dreadnoughts taking a nap and missing really important status quo changing events will always be funny to me.
He's a freakin war hound. How long has he been sleeping for?
It's one of those 30 min power naps but instead you sleep for 3,5 hours and wake up sweaty, thirsty, confused and with no memory of the whole day
I assume most of the time the legion had to deploy planetside, everyone was in such a rush to go berserk that no one remembered to wake up the dreads most of the time.
@@AliceBowie Basically, its from the book betrayer, except Lorke just signed after waking up and begrudgingly defended the ship.
One of my favorite parts of that book is when Lotarra teaches him how to play cards....and learns its possibile for a dread to look iritated!
Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan
Top 10 bruh moments in 40k right here
thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan
Should have ordered a Meat Mountain at warp Arby's
Lorke truly pulled the "going for smokes" trick
This is absolutely amazing. I would love more sitcom moments like this.
Thank you Carole
Angron didnt do anything stupid?
Well he was born to begin with and he stay alive despite whinning about wanting to be dead, thats 2, I can go on.
Angron: And then he did not get you the caramel frap? *Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne.*
Man wakes up to nonsense, and just says "Alright I'mma head out."
Dreadnoughts sometimes stay asleep for hundreds of years at a time, so the chance of this being an actual conversation that happened in canon is non-zero.
It actually did happen in the book "Betrayer"
Rylanor 2.0
By the throne I hope we see more of this dreadnought
Thank you Carol
This is brilliant
I was expecting lotara that was talking to the dreadnought to be the mistress's specter
I glad hes a loyalist
Lhorke should have helped the Ultramarines take over the Conqueror, would've been a nice addition to the Loyalist's Fleet.
An entire gag where no one drops dead and
Warp Arby's sounds like something Nurgle would do
Sanest World Eater, unironically.
i wanna see more of this dready's adventure!
I'm surprised a dreadnaught can fit into an escape pod.
Lotara…..khorne dosent want you to lie
Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan :D
Dreadnoughts the old good boomers of the 41 Millenium
That’s pretty nice of her to let him escape even though she could’ve blown up his escape pod if she felt like it.🐱
You know, all things considered, "sleep through it" is probably the best thing anyone can do whenever anything happens in this galaxy 😅
The captain sounds so much like Pim lol
Fun fact. Lotara is canonically blonde. No cap. After battle in the video she shaved her head bald Becuase the conqueror ran out of water to drink let alone wash
The snoreus heresy
Dread, what's your beef with Warp Arby's?
They got chocolate filled croissants and everything!
I'm pretty sure most of the sandwiches are living Daemons, sitting upon a sesame bun
“Why are we fighting the Ultramarines?” I love Lhorke
Haha, this is excellent. :)
Thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan for the excellent voice acting!
Thanks 😅
Hey dreadanon!
Love you ;)
Would love to see a take on his story down the line sometime
Would have been funny to see this after Lotara became a mutated warp addled mess bonded to the ship itself
And instead of asking him to fight ultramarines he was asking him to kill her
Ngl i'll welcome any loyal world eaters
Ah Lhorke, the greatest dreadnought poker player in all of the imperium
This must've been the only time I've seen Lotara being nice.
When they put you to sleep at Ghenna and wake you up in the Shadow Crusade
I like this world eater dreadnought can I see more of him please 🎉😢🎉
Hey this is my joke that I made on the plague marine video!
I STEAL THESE THINGS MAN
@@DreadAnon alright it’s cool but only because it’s a smiling friend reference.
Nah bro, take a note from Tyrazn's book. It's not stealing. It's archiving.
I have no idea if that was even a man or a woman voicing Lotara Sarin but it was perfect either way
Anyone else prefer the 90s version of what the Ultra marines got up to during the HH. You know being to far in the galactic south to get involved. Whence why they finished the HH with such a large force and created so many more second founding chapters than the others. Now they take on two legions overcome some special warp storm using the magic space mcguffin despite Ultramar being distant enough from Terra that they wouldn't of made it on time and the storm was completely unnecessary. Then they arrive at the seige of Terra to save the day. Mr McNeil has a lot to answer for. Turned the galaxy into a much smaller place with this nonsense. Bloody ultra marines boarding a world Eater vessel grumble, grumble oooh look a cloud best start shouting at it.
Where is wrathe?
…
Captain where is Wrathe!?
Pretty sure it would just be screeching and freaking out aren't most dreadnoughts insane 🤔😐.
Nope, they are lucid most of the time which is so much worse imo.
Post heresy chaos dreads are maybe the second worst fate since you can go crazy much easier by design in them and a loss of self is at least a type of relief from the never ending nightmare
Hellbrutes (chaos aligned dreadnoughts) are pretty much universally insane. "Normal" dreadnoughts are generally fine, I think they maybe get a little bit of dementia over time?
God (Emperor) I feel so bad for him.
Why does Lorrata sound so nice?
Why was that the most blood letter name of all time khguon vein opener
Warp Arby's😂😂😂 Do Waffle House with World Eaters next!😁
kinda wish lhorke and rylanor could've been bros
You cannot deny that the market fresh sandwich at terra arby's is good. What's a warp arby's?
Remind me, did the World Eater dreadnoughts get the butchers nails?
It depends on when they were interred in the dread sarcophagus, before they found Angron, or after. Lhorke was from before I think. The twelfth legion was fighting since the end of unification on Terra, and I think they found Angron towards the end of the great crusade, which is why the Emperor was already bored playing dad and didn't bother trying to play nice with Angron before taking off.
“Are we the ba-?”
“Yes.”
🎩
🐍 no step one snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
wait how did he know what a bloodletter was
I've always wondered;
_WHY_ is there 54 books for something as simple as *"a Dude betrays his Father and cripples him?"*
I can understand 10, but 54?!
Every lil detail?
OMG FIRE VIDEO FIRE BUSTING
my summary source from YT(Weshammer) states that those they deemed wont betray the emperor were already killed off among the chapters that sided with horus. did that include the dreadnaughts?