Tech n Mek - Episode 9: The Trial of Tech n Mek | a Warhammer 40k story
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
- IT'S FINALLY HERE! AFTER A YEAR OF WAITING THE LADZ ARE BACK IN THEIR DARKEST HOUR! A mishap with Abbess Sanctorum's warsuit leads to Tech being arrested by the Sisters of Battle, and they're so determined to bring him to justice than not even Roboute Guilliman's legendary paperwork skills can get him out of it! Can Mek muster up the legal know-how to set his friend free? FIND OUT THIS TIME ON TECHNMEK BALL Z!!!!!!!!!
Vocal contributions!
Anna & Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan as the voices of Judge Misandria and the Headswoman! They're the channel's resident package deal for a reason folks (everybody say thank you to Anna & Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan)
Joyce Wong! Who voiced the nerdy Sister with such grace that I really did believe she took a balloon on free balloon day (everybody say thank you to Joyce)
Trinity Somerset, who brought such great lasagnific energy to her role as Morvenn Vahl (everbody say thank you to Trinity)
And last and least (heh), the man, the myth, the legend, the elf-obsessed, Dark Souls 2's strongest soldier himself, PancreasNoWork (everybody say thank you to PancreasNoWork )
Art credz!
Tech n Mek by the Roadside by @RealSvyart
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Tech n Mek get freakin stoned (literally) by @birdytheartist
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Tech n Mek hitchhike with the Emperor by @KumratArt
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These artists are all fantastic and I'll be posting the full versions of their work on community posts and on Elon's Feed and Seed (formerly Twitter) as the week goes on!
And most importantly, thank you to you! All my dear pals who watch my flippin videos! I hope I can make you all smile with this one. Unless it flops horribly in which case I hate all of you and hope the devil tickles your bunghole. - Розваги
RAHHHHH TECH AND MEK LET'S FUCKING GO I'M IN THIS ONE PLAY DARK SOULS II TO CELEBRATE
But there arent any elves in ds2 pan
It's you!! Nice to see you here
It’s that guy that goes on hour long incoherent rants about plastic toy soldiers!
you're da bozz
NO YOU CANT MAKE ME! ITS CRINGE AND BAD
Well Yvrane was a drukhari at one point, so she might be into it.
Exactly
She was a slave gladiator fighting for the Drukhari’s amusement not a Drukhari…..
Unless this is some tech n mek canon I’m missing out on
@@FormerGovernmentHuman It is. Not like anyone bothers to confirm anything eldar these days, or ever before... They got enough with the imperium on their plate as it is
@@FormerGovernmentHumanwarhammer fans are like dragonball fans they don't actually interact with the source material they just repeat what they heard from youtube shorts
@@FormerGovernmentHuman So she wasn’t a succubi? Wasn’t the whole point of her that she has walked all the paths of eldari.
Imagine doing something dumb like watching "The Avengers" or seeing the "Mona Lisa" when you _could_ be watching the artistic masterpiece that is Tek and Mek.
You ever look at the MCU version Abomination, with how they casted a British actor to play him, and think;
*"These Doods accidently made an Ork"*
I could've painted the Mona Lisa but Leonardo da Vinci could never have made Roboute Guilliman say 'negging' 💅
@@DreadAnon You have a point.
I watch Once upon a time in Hollywood. Where does that land me?
This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of DreadAnon.
When the beat drops I'm going to fucking kill myself.
This is so sad, can we commercialize headhunting.
This is just like Grom's Quest. This is the Grom's Quest of Fantasy.
Absolutely debased
@@maxkordon So incredibly blacksupporitoried
1:45
Another Roboute Guilliman enters the room: Roboute, a word, if you would.
Gulliman has schziponeiyah or something
BABE WAKE UP, TEK AND MEK NEW EPISODE DROPPED
I'm cheating on you with the mailman. I'm leaving with him in 3 days.
Indeed the average Tech n Mek viewer is a manly Adonis who has NOTHING BUT SUCCESS with the opposite sex
Well atleast you got tech and mek
Wait... WAS THAT PANCREASNOWORK?!!!
What a pleasant surprise!
Who did he voice
@@mhsmmahmod936 The narrator.
as payment I promised him I'd play Dark Souls 2 for seven minutes but I LIED 😈
He should be paying you at least 10 warlord titans to play this game@@DreadAnon
@@DreadAnonMission Passed: +++ respect gained
Chud Horus must be shouting, "I WARNED YOU FATHER!" In his grave right now.
I thought he was deleted out of existence by his father
I did not mean to put that emote lol
Misandria had no issues with Mek as lawyer, because Orks are fungi - not men!
they're guys actually, fun guys lol
mostly because she is too stupid to understand that
@@IvanVKlikthe correct term is "boiz"
I didn't think anything could make me laugh today but Guilliman calling a sister of battle "sugartits" made it happen.
WE'RE SO BACK LETS GO
I like to think that, instead of being purely lunatic and steel addicted, the Mechanicus are the guys who have to deal with the constant weaponery bullshit of the others Imperium factions in 40K, like when they see SM taping two Bolters together, or have to "upgrade" a ship, while having to maintain the shit that take too much damages in combat, because some Black Templar thought he could use his bolter to just hit the enemies with it. They have to deal with this bullshit all the time, and just want to replace the brains of others with computer so they can finally think more rationally. They're just really pissed at everyone else excentricity.
We do it for the toasters
While the Imperial Guard get the dregs, ask few questions and still get things done.
I liked how the trial went,It was like that meme that goes
"Your honor,League Of Legends
"Death"
Not just Pancreas No Work, but you got Mr. TTS to voice the Emperor, great Cameos
Who did pancreas play?
The narrator at the end
The VA for the Abbess Sanctorum was insanely good, I mean this whole project turned out super well, but she seriously knocked it out of the park! Great content as always DreadAnon!
I just watch this channel to connect with my estranged son. I don't know what's going on half the time.
40k books and wiki will tell you alot
It’s okay I’m sure he’ll reach out to you again soon man stay strong
Emperor we know this is you stop pretending you care about your sonssssss
ah yes the golden throne fitted inside a minivan, truly the a dark age of technology marvel !
THERE BACK, THERE BACK, yes more Tech and Mek!
Ah good. I thought that was Panc!
The real reason tech was executed was the machinations of the nefarious JOHN GRAMMATICUS
Tactical rocks, one of the greatest military assets
Roboute really fell in with the wrong crowd after his breakup with Yvrainne, eh?
WAS THAT A TTS EMPEROR??!!?
Well I see Rowboat Girlyman might have had his switch turn to Chud.
I thought getting rescued by the Emperor was just a joke, well the jokes on me. Good thing Tech is more machine than man, that could've been bad.
He drives his famed _"Emperor Mobile"_ on special occasions
"A whoopsy-daisy too large for even my paperwork skills" killed me xDDD
tech n mek are possibly my favorite non canon 40k characters
The Hammer and Bolter we deserve
"Everything is Canon." I know how original, but the opportunity was there. 😅
wait what? they're non canon?!
Most unexpected Pancreas apperance ever. Please let him do more narration in the future hes amazing in it
I expect 40k Uber would involve a wiring a moldering corpse into the driver's seat of a Honda Accord.
Mek: Dis Man...
Soritas: Guilty!
Magnus: Accurate.
Dorn: Unsurprising.
Emperor: I would be shocked if i still had facial expressions... or a face.
Edit: Was Tek but now Mek
thank you Anna & Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan, thank you Joyce, thank you Trinity, And until Pancreas changes his mind on Bretonians and does more old world videos then no thank you to Pancreass >:3
I love the brainrot Guilliman
The emperor protect the bodiless techpriest and the mekbro
Clearly this was user error. If Morvenn had properly set her feet instead of stepping on the Tactical Rock the missiles would have fired properly.
My immersion is ruined when a tech priest is concerned about a human's safety.
"I am Lawyertron 4,000,000" had me laughing much than i thought i would
My depression is cured for they have returned
I love that on the tabletop Morvenn is actually an insane beast that blows up EVERYTHING she looks at, but her model kinda just doesn´t make sense
7:48 holy shit pancreasnowork jumpscare
The lasagna part nearly killed me...
...OF LAUGHTER!!!!
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To do that they shoudl use the air frier....
For a moment I really thought Tech was about to be disassembled as punishment for a crime he didn't commit.
Idea: Tek and Mek go to Fabius Bile to get Tek's head reattached and weird stuff happen
Honestly I love the warhammer memes but Tech n Mek is it's whole other own category, I love it! Here's to many more technological mishaps adventures!
I prayed for times like this and it happened. NEW TECH AND MEK UPLOAD LESGOOO
This is genuinely some of the best 40k content I've seen on UA-cam in awhile.
tek N MEK ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GO
same
Happy birthday
Lawyertron 3 million is my new favorite character in fiction fr
I just love the enthusiasm in Morvenn's voice, _thank you Trinity._
Also; I didn't aspect to hear pancreasnowork, nice.
The drawing of the "instructions" lmao 😂😂😂
Trinity's got a great voice acting talent
honestly this is the best series I've ever watched ever since the emperor had a text-to-speech device went on hiatus
Even da end couldn't beat da friends of tek n mek! What wackiness and mayhem will our dynamic duo get into next!
"Was a whoopsie-daisy too large" dead
Mek just has to believe in emself, and it wouldn’t hurt to watch a copy of Liar Liar. Ya never know when you’ll need a quick escape.
Good lord. That last image SENT me!
Thanks for give me 8;47 minutes of pure enjoyment 🤣👍🏼
Judge Mysandria. I see what you did there.
Also, Megaman Battle Network music at the end, holy shit the nostalgia
DreadAnon is the only Warhammer lore I recognise as canon.
Thank you Anna, thank you Caroly Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan, thank you Joyce, thank you Trinity, and thank you @PancreasNoWork9939 !
The one thing I imagine them doing is Playing Crossout and having a discussion between their differing playstyles.
I was hoping for that sister to live after that explosion but until Mek asked if Tek was making Lasagna. I was like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
The cadia duct tape part made me spit my water.
I love that this is basically a sit com at this point
TekAndMekbros... we are coming home!
My favorite series in all of Warhammer! These are canon to me and can't say anything else otherwise! I god damn love those two! XD
I'm only halfway in and I think I've experienced Humour Tone Whiplash like three times now.
Well done, is what I'm saying here. (And I'm not just talking about the lasagna!)
Edit: i think I need a Humour Tone Chiropractor now.
We need a courtroom spin-off starring Lawyertron 3,000,000 and his supervisor
Finally, the content I've been waiting for my whole year.......... Welp see ya again within 3-8 years!
We NEED more Chudboute Guilliman
Lawyer Tron 3 Million helped Tomar sue Oney for rights of his emeralds back
Guilliman using brainrot terminology is something i could definitely see him doing, just to effectively communicate with the current millennium he finds himself in.
Tech"I BETTER GET MY BODY BACK AND SOON"!!!!!
I recognize this music starting at 1:29 !
For anyone interested, it's "Divine Divinity - Stones and Trees"
This brings me back to bruva days thank you
MEK AND TEK! WE ARE SO BEK!!
Love the Oneyplays reference with the lawertron
Now that was a voice I didnt expect.
They keep getting better and better with each one.
WE'Z BACK, BOYZ! WE'Z NEVAH BIN MORE BACK!
Great work my dude- love your stuff
I can't believe Tech is freaking bodyless now
Oi, dis waz great! Dem soror... sorororit... sorita... dem laydee 'umiez iz real gitz!
Guilliman using the word Negging is something i didn't know i needed
holy shit ACDC town music
DreadAnon predicting the future as always.
Thats how you do "current issues" in futuristic setting correctly.
I was binging pancreasnowork videos before clicking on this one so this was a real sock to the system
I gotta say i really love this series
I dont know whats going on. But I like it. (Me, an Ork player, bowing to this present to gork and mork )
Oh hell yeah, this is it! This is what we've been waiting for!
This whole ordeal is a certified *"Women ☕"* moment. It's just too real ! Even the judge's name... "Misandria", lmao 🤣
Also, I didn't know Techpriests can survive decapitation.
I love this so much and I need more of these two asap
Wasn't expecting an outro by Pancreasnowork.
Quality content can't wait to see what tech gets for a body replacement
I knew one day the Inquisition would come after these boys.
Given my experience I reckon I could fix Cadia with some Godzilla glue
We need more of them ffs, please, it's awesome series
A real conclave of voices we got this time around. And here I thought Warhammer fans didn't know women.
Great fun this one Dread, very fun indeed.
Also you say Ma'am wierd.
I will now check if the DLC is real. I want it even if I don't own (nor can I afford) the game.
Addendum: It is real.
This is peak Black Library writing in 2024
This was deep, 10/10 needs a feature length film.