"The legends my greatfather told me, about relics of infinite power, one of them was a wand called "The Picture of Perfect Destruction", and it was told to be the one who'd end this world one day".
one of my best runs cast black holes that cast more black holes upon contacting something with a huge speed buff, activate it once and everything on the level is gone, sadly after I made it I couldn't find another shop almost constant falling after that.
Just got Noita today. Not disappointed at all. It feels like the Binding of Isaac wanted to be Terraria, dropped some LSD, and said "What could go wrong?"
I've recently learned the value of "wand that deletes everything in front of you in a controlled manner." However, it isn't as fun as "wand that deletes you and everything else in a really cool manner"!
Nobody can blame you for screwing around with that laser beam wand. That was just incredibly satisfying to watch as the entire world just ceased to exist wherever you walked
10:44 A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
>the gods have angered YOU
*"You're talking mad shit for a divine presence within 60ft"*
Mad doom vibes
Fun fact: if you do an absurd amount of damage, I think it's over one million, with a single projectile you'll get a message that the gods are afraid.
@@ryanstewart2289 also if u make an infinite casted projectile they say "the gods are impressed!"
"The legends my greatfather told me, about relics of infinite power, one of them was a wand called "The Picture of Perfect Destruction", and it was told to be the one who'd end this world one day".
*Monster comes near caster*
Caster with BRRRT Wand: *DELETE*
*delet
This whole video is just building a wand that's just like "yeah fuck everything in that general direction"
Except for that laser beam wand, which is "fuck exactly that thing and every obstacle in its path"
When are we getting the wand of "fuck everything regardless of direction"
@@liahmmessinger3753 you mean that wand: 29:25?
That’s the fun, and why I feel that a respawn mod is necessary. It allows you to fuck about with a powerful wand without much care.
@@somedude6833 Rougelike/Lite idk,anyway.
That's why no fun..
I love the Michael Bay horn every time you fire the thunder wand
Not taking "always cast nuke" when offered is against the spirit of Noita.
16:38 sounds of pure happiness
Those happy noises! :D
one of my best runs cast black holes that cast more black holes upon contacting something with a huge speed buff, activate it once and everything on the level is gone, sadly after I made it I couldn't find another shop almost constant falling after that.
The hole makes holes
now that is some plot hole right there!
17:15 that one basically just deletes existence. not even the gods could defeat it
5:33 now THAT’S laser piss.
10:50 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT *OBAMA*
what about 16:21?
@@hamsterdam1942 that’s SUPER laser piss!
That god wand with all the chaos sounds so cool when fired
Just got Noita today. Not disappointed at all. It feels like the Binding of Isaac wanted to be Terraria, dropped some LSD, and said "What could go wrong?"
My dad seeing him deleting the world over my shoulder: “Is that allowed?”
1:25 “NO FULL-AUTO IN THE BUILDINGS BRO!”
That's not full auto!
Lead dev:"Okay, we've got an intricate, deep item system. Steve, how the balancing going on?
Steve:"What?"
Thank you for the laser world deletion asmr kind sir I will now sleep to the sounds of death
He takes terraforming to a whole new level.
Deforming you mean
Samuel: You Can't Just Shoot A Hole Into The Surface Of Mars
Picture Perfect proceeds to core the planet at 17.50
29:04 this is like a dragon ball z scene
YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I AM OMEGA!
Me to my barber: Just a bit off the top, please.
My barber: 22:45
He could technically destroy the whole world and refill it with it snow
16:03 The lag switch wand
i have never seen this game. EVER. i watched from the moment you found the wand around 15mn. at 16:48 i understood the boost and laughed with you haha
that is the safest god wand I've ever seen
Monster: exists
This guy: *THEN PERISH*
enemy: breaths
Wand: Fuck everything in that general direction
17:15 Fuck and everything in that general direction.
I see you come from that video as well
This run is the definition of "fuck everything on this side of the map in particular"
Ya know what this is the true "I cast F*ck everything in that general direction"
When you think you're using excessive force, use more.
I've recently learned the value of "wand that deletes everything in front of you in a controlled manner." However, it isn't as fun as "wand that deletes you and everything else in a really cool manner"!
Nobody can blame you for screwing around with that laser beam wand. That was just incredibly satisfying to watch as the entire world just ceased to exist wherever you walked
Walls: OPTIONAL
10:44 A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Good content, good narration, literally awesome wand.
you know you got a decently good wand when it drops you to 30 fps when you fire
Definitely a Noita moment
ur on the screen u get the beam
Two words. Magic. Eraser.
How in the world did that earthquake cast not destroy the floor you were under
imagine not knowing a thing about this game and trying to understand a concept from this video
me rn
i got it i watched videos about it i like it but i dont understand anything tbh
16:38 this wand's called the "fuck everything in that general direction" wand.
sand: be vibing
dood: ACTIVATUS DELETUS
11:05 maybe that's why magic is banned from our reality. ;)
The laser wand is like one of those Instagram "oddly satisfying" videos
@20:44 Bruh thats Rasengan.
Ways to liquidate your enemies.
One time I got a wand with always cast 4 orbiting Larpas used it for black hole digging and now digging has never felt the same
"A weapon to surpass.... Metal Gear"
You went from a pinpoint laser drill to...an oblitirator
Now that... is the wand of "F**k everything in that direction"!
Moses may have split the sea but my man split the planet!
That's some Dragonball type bullshit right there.
It's the wand equivalent of Vegeta's Final Flash.
when Sozin's Comet hits
When your weapon is also a means of propulsion
3:46 This wand can now piss with lasers
I cast, "FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION!"
I cast "fuck everything in that general direction"
That's too much power for a man... >:))))
I cast "fuck everything in that general direction!"
Constantly checking the video length to see when he’ll end himself.
yep the wand will be named as "Fuck Everything In That General Direction"
You should have used a spell wrap with your two manas to make it 4 manas.
4 lumi, extend duration, damage plus, chaotic path... I dub this wand build "the four thousand fingers of fear"
10:50 actually insane how much material that's removing
Hogwarts: Yo nigga, you want a scholarship for Witchcraft and Wizardry?
That is straight up literally Avada Kedavra.
Haha chainsaw go BRRRRR
"Minä's super laser piss"
I cast: Instant crater
Dragon Ball Z fights be like: 29:03
Wow. Just... Amazing.
i love your laugh its so nice
0:19 *Valve theme plays*
Sometimes Noita takes pity and gives you a good run.
Ah...bliss.
was putting a comment but only after i posted it i realised it wasnt original
what a GOD
You lucky man.
where is the death
Gotta dl this later
Fucking wizards, man
No full auto on buildings!!
WAND NAME: 『WORLD DELETER』
how did you die??????????
I PRESENT TO YOU MY KOST COMPLEX AND EFFECTIVE SPELL TO DATE!
*FUCK EVERYTHING*
COOL
Never heard of this game, but it looks fun.
зашибенный лазер)))) класс!
This is a game about magic wands
L A S E R G U N
fkin avada kedavra