My Vasectomy - Emergency Pod | Tosh Show
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- Опубліковано 24 вер 2024
- Daniel literally bears it all as he walks us through the most personal surgery of his lifetime, a vasectomy.
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The next podcast - “My Ball Snipper”
"My Least Favorite..."
Wouldn't it be great if it was Carrot Top?
We can only hope
@@austinado16 Do you have a favorite ball? Is it Lefty? Never can trust ol' Lefty?
I'm looking forward to the prostate exam episode next.
Tosh teaching us about healthcare is the content we need as middle aged dudes
Haha preach brother
idk, that might overlap with the colonoscopy episode a bit
We can have the old "Two Thumbs Up" joke.
Daniel's attitude of having truly nothing to prove makes stuff like this so much better.
I cannot describe the joy I get when I see this pod at the top of my feed unexpectedly
Tosh point point lol
Tosh 0.0 now 😅
Hahahaha
my friend got a vasectomy...1 kid too late
Well played
Omg 😂😂😂
@@lasvegascrisis
One generation too late.
Some people think Tosh is a coward but he's clearly got balls.
"I'm gonna do it on air. We'll see." I died.
This is really sweet, birth control sucks, and sometimes doesn’t work even when you take it properly. Doing that for your wife takes balls. ❤
You mentioned dementia as a side effect 3 times already.
Can’t wait to see the interview with his favorite urologist
I went in for a consultation and for some reason was so shocked when they made me drop my pants to examine. This video gave me the courage to proceed with the procedure.
You got this!!
It's not fun but it's quick
It’s not bad at all
It's a penis, get over it.
@@shaggydude1313 I thought it would be a breeze but when they started going into detail it psyched me out for some reason.
I’ll never forget the dry shave from the little nurse chick. In all fairness, she probably had more hours shaving balls than I did, so she was technically the expert in the room.
That part was pretty bad, and I thought I had done a good pre job 😂.
I hope you know how amazing you are to show and explain these medical procedures. It’s so informative and hilarious. Helps the common good. You’re appreciated!
Daniel, you've got nothing to worry about. I'm 64 years old and had a vasectomy done decades ago. I had no swelling or pain and absolutely no loss of libido or sensation afterwards. And I agree with you that it's much better birth control than having your wife be on the pill.
Same here. Not only is it safer but also a lot cheaper in the long run (knifeless vasectomy I got was $975).
The fact that we got see Tosh's sack is mind blowing. This man is one of the most elusive but world famous comedians in the world. I've heard more stories about Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David from other comedians than I can count, but have rarely ever heard Tosh mentioned in a "oh yeah I ran into him at at..." or even "yeah I did a show one night and he showed up to a set randomly".
“How much libido do you need? How much libido do you guys want?” 😂😂
When you first fire one off after a vasectomy, don't be freaked out if there's some blood in it. I really wish somebody told me to expect that.
That's the clap dude! 😂
Not to be rude, but doesn't take a doctor to figure it out. I'd obviously be in shock but I would immediately calm down and connect the dots.
I mean your name is doctor, I'd be more freaked if it happened after a bike ride or intimate encounter. 😂
I thought it was just a puff of smoke?
@@EXPATditionshell nah i’d be calling the doc right up again just to make sure
Thx for the info! 😅
Had one 20 years ago. Best move of my life
Your comedy style has aged like a fine pair of balls. This was really funny, and surprisingly informative
I'm old. When my libido left, it left quickly . . . and it was great. It was like being unchained from a madman.
I cannot wait for that day. At 43 it’s still constant and completely unproductive. I feel like my vasectomy made it worse cause the sperm never gets out
@@mangohwy You know what helps? Just keep thinking of all the times you failed to sexually satisfy anything . . . even yourself. When I only remembered the three times I thought they might not be faking it, it was hard to say goodbye.
agreed, as i got older the 100% almost constant horniness and wanting every hot lady i see in my younger years has subsided to a level i think most men have a baseline and THANK GOD for that. id say late 40s it kicked in. not getting laid for months and even years at a time physically affected me, my moods a little, and certainly my focus in life. (pre-OLD it was rough unless you were in the 10% every woman wanted. i did ok, but still...either dry spells or when it rains it pours type thing) but none of that is caused by the vasectomy. it changes nothing in your hormones or testosterone. its literally cutting a tube that diverts a fluid that doesnt know where its going in the first place.
@@mangohwy the vasectomy wouldnt affect it
Lol. the first 3 months after mine they cried out like tear drops. It was so disappointing and discouraging. But after about 3 months it goes back to normal. Im glad your experience was better than mine. I had my first ever panic attack on the table. Also if blood is in there go back immediately. Something is wrong. Have fun not getting anyone else pregnant!
This is seriously cool. Its an in depth take by a person who has a verbal talent of explaining things well. Most people just say oh i had to put peas on it blah blah
No joke Tosh. These are great shows, your colonoscopy one made me just suck up and get it down for the first time. It’s wasn’t bad at all.
Got mine scheduled for next month. I’m glad Tosh is here to hype me up.
It's so easy. Don't stress.
Well, that was my experience. Similar to DT, but only 2 nurses
Like my dad used to say, "Now you're Sunkist, all juice no seed!"
My dad always said it pays to advertise lol
I fucking love these emergency pods. My entire family loved the “next door app” emergency pod cast.
Dang, can’t believe Tosh’s balls’ endorsement confirmed. This was hilarious, thanks for sharing brother and shout out to all the men who get vasectomies
She wasn’t an intern, man, she won a sweepstakes at the clinic to hold your junk for a while.
My vasectomy was getting barehanded by the doctor for the consult, and for the procedure, I was told to pull my pants down while a really cute nurse held my dignity out of the way with two fingers, tightly, because “Mr. Grotesque” was trying to turtle. I appreciated her professionalism and grip strength.
LMFAO dude comments rarely make me actually laugh hard, this one got me unexpectedly 😂😂🤘
😂😂😂
Tosh is the best, always a great attitude 😂
My doctor didn't have nurses/assistants in the room at all, he sent them out and solo'd it.
I also didn't have to provide a sample there after a few weeks, they sent me home with a sample cup and said bring it back within a few hours for testing.
Tell your doctor to, do better.
Does anyone else, wish this story was fully animated like his son's stories?!
The boy behind the podium looked like a McNugget.
Lol. I'm never eating mcnuggets again.
got this done 15 years ago. i dont regret it at all
I did mine at 24 and watched it. My primary care doc did it. Also delivered all 3 of my kids. Was super fast and easy. Just 2 tiny incisions at the base of the shaft, a little bruising and pain for a couple days.
The emergency siren changes all the time 😂
So unprofessional.
The description of him lying there balls out, made me laugh so hard driving 😂
You are one cool S.O.B Tosh. That picture of you and your boys rocking the pink made me go grab some pink polos for the first time. Super dope fresh.
love daniel more and more with each episode
Losing libido seems like such an odd thing. I gained libido from my vasectomy because I completely lost the concern about getting my wife pregnant. Now you can do whatever you want with no fear of babies. Way better!
My husband was the same.
@@simonfea2peg him
@@simonfea2peg him
THE PINCH!!!! I’ll never forget the pinch.
Ahh the music selection. Such an underrated part of it. My doc played Vampire Weekend, I liked Vampire Weekend a lot. Now I do not, ten years I’ve been Vampire Weekend-less
Videos like this normalizing these procedures are great!
Basically the exact same thing I went thru. Wasn’t bad at all and best decision I’ve ever made.
We're the same age and did mine last November without being put under as well. I could not believe the procedure was like 8 minutes with zero pain. My doc actually showed me the vas' before putting them in the disposal tube. That was weird. The hardest part was day two when you think you're good, then you lift something a little heavy and then remember you just had your balls cut open.
the tan was poppin in the hospital gown, nice
Had mine done 50 years ago by a doctor with a heavy Italian accent, Dr. Mazzarino. He was whistling “You Light Up My Life” during surgery. I only have one testicle so during surgery I asked if I could get 50% off. In broken English he said, “Itsa quality nota quantity that’a counts”.
I got mine done too. Two things to remember:
1 - make sure you go back like a year later to get another sperm count check. It can reconnect on its own.
2 - hope you don’t get post vasectomy pain syndrome. I had it for a while. Feels like being your balls are constantly recovering from being punched.
Just make sure you heal right.
👍🏼
I'm literally sitting here with ice on my balls, day 3. They are swollen but not a ton of pain. Glad to be a neuter with you DT!
Having gone through a vasectomy myself, only Tosh has the ability to accurately and hilariously describe the whole procedure. 😆
It’s a really simple procedure and the pain is very minimal. You’re basically just a little sore and walk slow for a 3-4 days.
Who knew future-Tosh would inadvertently become the king os PSA’s!
This would be a great regular addition
Tell your surgeon that he needs to up his game! My vasectomy was done by Doctor Shaw in Austin. I’m from Cali and wound up living in the state that hates women’s rights the most. I ended up getting “Snipped by Shaw” and when all was said and done the post op nurse asked if I wanted a tshirt or hat?! Of course I said yes after paying $1k and having my jewels opened up while I huffed on nitrous oxide while listening to the surgeon and nurse talk about having sushi for lunch…
The logo of the shirt and hat was an orange cut in half and around the halved parts was the words: All Juice, No Seeds!
Anyways. Cheers to getting snipped!
Ps love the fucking podcast. I’m happy you are doing your thing again and I love the interviews!
I had one last year and it was awful - even though I had taken some of the gas to "take the edge off and relieve the pain" I felt every single cut and pull. I almost passed out at one point when he was cutting and burning. Recovery itself wasn't too awful - just the experience itself. And funny enough - it really is exactly how you said it...someone just starts moving it around, spraying it, everyone just staring at it. Weird times.
First, hair transplant and now vasectomy? you've gotta hand it to him, he's one brave dude. Way to go DT!
neither of these things takes bravery, the vasectomy is no big deal, unless one is a wuss
Did he get hair on his balls or from his balls?
lmfao only you can turn this experience into an entire laugh. the "on air" bit killed me 🤣
1:23 "Birth control is tricky with her with her bleeding disorder." I thought he was joking and calling her period a bleeding disorder, but then he seemed so serious so i looked it up and found out it wasn't a joke.
Thirty-eight years ago I went through with the procedure. Thirty-six years ago I went in for the vasovasostomy (reversal), which worked wonderfully (Son & Daughter born in 1990 & 1992). Now that I'm in my 60s I'm realizing an added benefit: No saggy old man balls! The vaso is effectively a ball lift.
What a great PSA! Like an after-school special for adult men😅
I had a visectomy 14 years ago and all of this is accurate. What's also accurate is I'm crying from laughing so hard at this
All good so far?
@@Bingo2501 Still shootin' blanks.
@@dustinprince7927 awesome 👍💦
@@dustinprince7927 did you get checked twice on that? i only did the first one...
16:46 is what you came for.
You mean for AND to 😉
Lmao
I had a vasectomy over 10 years ago. The procedure took about 10 to 15 minutes and I got to watch the episode of Home Improvement where Tim gets a vasectomy. And yes, the doctor intentionally puts that episode on.
I came at 7:56
Tosh is looking fine in a jock strap. I wasn't expecting that and had to go back and verify it was him.
Thank you Daniel 🤩
I didn’t know I WASN’T going to be put under. Imagine my surprise when we got going.
Seen Tosh’s ballsack before GTA VI🤦🏾♂️life be lifin man😆
This is hilarious 😂😂😂. With peace & love 🕊️
As I was exposed and all "iodined up" I asked what the recovery time is. Doc responded "you should rest for 2-3 days". I then told him we rented an RV and were leaving for vacation tomorrow (Spring Break with the kids). He stopped and said "You're kidding right? We should reschedule this". I looked down, iodine everywhere, room full of nurses, thinking no way in hell I'm doing this again....."No doc.... we're moving fwd". Next day drove to TN from FL with a bag of frozen peas on the boys!
But like why did you schedule it right before a vacation?
2:31 Jerk Shack baybeeeeee
THE JERK SHACK BAYBAY!!
Jeeeerrrrk Shaaackkkk
That’s where it’s at
I can't believe you were awake. They had me knocked out
Eddie forgot the bee-uppitty-buppity-bahhhhh after the sirens!!! Come on, Eddie!
Doctor right before he gave me the numbing shot: I grew up on a ranch in Oklahoma and before we’d start cutting bulls my dad would say “It’s time to take their mind off ass and back on grass.” But don’t worry that won’t happen to you.
Me: Ok cool
They don't cut the bulls, though. They crimp them
I have NEVER laughed this much watching a UA-cam video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been attempting this on/off for a while, thank you Daniel for the motivation!
All scheduled up 👍😂
This is exactly what I needed today. Thanks, Tosh!
Those Tom Ford sunglasses are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My husband had one last year. Four months after our wedding! He was in pain about 4 days, but he said it wasn't too bad. Im proud to say I helped him in the Kaiser bathroom for the count. He said his balls get achy when he needs to empty, but I dont think he gets that anymore, either that or Im doing a good job.
He’s such a good story teller 😭😂
During mine the doc didn't wait until the numbness started. Also felt the pull on my vass in my neck.
Same, HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Wow, I felt that, and Im a lady woman. Ouch.
Yeah, that was the worst part. He said "it's going to feel like you got hit in the cubes for a second" and sure as hell that familiar pain, deep in your soul hit. Other than that it wasn't too bad though.
@@LBones01 I also didn't care for the smoke when he cauterized the wound.
My right side wasn’t all the way numb. Luckily, the left side was fine. But feeling the pain on that first side while watching smoke rise up from my nuts was not an experience I’d like to replicate. 100% glad I did it though.
Excellent walk through. I'm 42 I think I'm ready also.
Everything from soup to NUTS!
During mine, doctor said; wait you felt that when I winced….and the fucking smell damn
Tosh humble bragging about his huge hog. I got sterilized in May and they didn’t have to tape my lil guy down. Procedure was so easy I slept right through it (I was the other 50%).
Worst part was the couple weeks later when I had blood in my jizz. Still tasted fine. Resolved on its own.
Love the show, keep em comin’
😂
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Love Daniel tosh so naturally funny
I'm 42 and had one done also. And it was the WORST experience ever. My dad and uncles all said how easy there's were and it was the best thing they ever did. NOPE! Not sure if they were pranking me or what not. So humiliating and smelling of burnt skin. And they did the same thing to me! Nurse came in and just RIPPED the towel that was covering my junk without warning!!
Still happy the eddie effects are still active
I never went back to check for swimmers if it didn’t work it wasn’t meant to be haha
I never knew that I wanted to see Tosh's vas deferens until today!
My brother played creep by STP for our Dad after his vasectomy. I was playing it in my head during mine.
It takes a real man to get a vasectomy ❤️
Tosh Show fo sho
Thanks for this, very informative.
Just got mine done almost 2 months ago now 😂
I'm allergic to painkillers, so I had to raw dog the pain for the first week. Anyone who complains is just whiny or had a botched operation because it sucked for a bit, but I've experienced worse. Woulda been a breeze if I could have taken painkillers tho
Ur allergic to every single type of painkiller?
@pyroslasher opiates and codine, and I have organ issues that don't allow me to take ibuprofen or Tylenol. They can numb me, but I couldn't take any prescription or otc meds. It wasn't bad tho tbh.
When I had wisdom teeth pulled, I just ate cannabis gummies like they were regular candy to deal with the pain
@@CaptainAstrum Well codeine are opiates and the other two are NSAIDS and Paracetamol so u really are in a pickle. But once the cannabis works that's great man
Love the emergency siren.
This had me dying. More story time please
I had nowhere near that amount of people in the room. You should probably look into that.
Yea I just had the doc. Sometimes getting that “VIP” treatment isn’t a benefit.
Gonna watch this at work, thanks tosh
Cousin Tosh out here educating us all😂
It reminds of playing Hand ball. Your hands 🙌 m, Balls 🏀⚽️⚾️
Welcome to the club, Daniel.
I'm happy with mine. Weirdly, I found it itchy for weeks though, like, internally, so I couldn't scratch it. Not sure if that's normal or not but it passed.
waking up to DT's BB's was not what I planned for Friday morning. No complaints.
Always amazing Tosh
Celebrity gets vasectomy. "I have 6 kids already, and I think my wife is cheating." 6 months later, the public announcement of his wife pregnant. Nurses be like....😂