Dirty Diana: A Love Song for A Princess

Michael Jackson and Lady Diana Spencer look very much in love. My impression from the podcast You're Wrong About suggests that perhaps the woman we knew as Princess Diana was both "a big fan" and Mr. Jackson's girlfriend. The remark he made about wanting to marry her suggests they were engaged. This video contains no speculation about who the guilty party in Diana's death was.
Karaoke tracks include me singing along to:
A live performance of Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson
A live performance of Gold Dust Woman by Fleetwood Mac
Lyrics by Fleetwood Mac suggest that show business plays a role in many internationally known love affairs, deaths, and so-called tragedies. Perhaps some famous people die in random accidents. Did Paul Walker somehow forget every stunt driving maneuver he ever learned to die at age 40? Was James Dean really such an unsafe driver that he died en route to a race? Note that he was not on the races - he was "off to the races" at 24. Norma Jeane Baker's body was photographed when Marilyn Monroe was 36.
A woman I knew as Emma lived a happy life in Saint Louis, Missouri. Perhaps Jackie Kennedy accepted the role of grieving widow on the public stage but arranged some kind of escape? It's not impossible for an actress with many friends to stage a crime scene in the 1960s. Alternatively: I'm just a look-a-like with an oddly similar voice to both her and Stevie Nicks. Who knows. My temporary drivers' license says I was born in 1989 but sometimes I feel quite a bit younger. My lower-right wisdom tooth is about to erupt which would hurt a lot. Please share this video. Perhaps if I blow up on UA-cam I'll be able to go to a non-Medicaid dentist?
I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE MY TWO LOWER WISDOM TEETH REMOVED BY A MEDICAID DENTIST. WHATEVER ELSE YOU THINK, THAT IS A REASONABLE THOUGHT FOR A WOMAN TO HAVE!
OFFICIAL CREDITS:
Michael Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
Creedence Clearwater Revival
TLC
Meat Loaf
T.A.TU
Aleks Kmiec
alekswithak.bandcamp.com/
Timeless Musik
/ @timelessmoosik
Patron on Ko-Fi:
Sean Swaggerty
Direct Sources:
You’re Wrong About (Podcast)
Royal Observer (newspaper)
BIG THANK YOU TO
F.D. Signifier, whose video on Bo Burnham prompted me to question my entire reality and argue with my then-boyfriend
/ @fdsignifire
Zach Kane on TikTok
Nice dude whose family is in -- I think many bands?
www.tiktok.com/@seiwuh?lang=en
I thought The Uglies were a metal band in Colorado that wasn't making it big. That band might not yet be signed. Other bands Zach, his siblings/cousins/parents are in are (I reckon) signed. I think perhaps some people in my life who care about me lied to me? I recognized a musician in Cheap Trick very recently. HELLO CHEAP TRICK RULES. ‪@officialcheaptrick‬ ‪@kansas‬ , and furthermore, even though I remain loyal to Saint Louis, Gates Barbecue is superior. Alas for my pride. Oh well. At least I lived longer than James Dean?
This essay is written to "Mama" but I am frightened of sending it to her directly. We have a tense relationship. I love her but good god. That woman was not lying when she "jokingly" called herself a Tiger Mother. My Mama has called me crazy too many times. I am STRESSED. Not crazy. Not dangerous. Frightened. Legitimately.
STRESSED IS NOT THE SAME THING AS CRAZY!
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okay tangent over also thanks to
Sarah Z, who shared my most successful video so far on Tumblr but not on UA-cam
/ @sarahz
I was disappointed to never be featured by any larger UA-cam channels. Didn’t resent other peoples’ success but was privately jealous of having an audience. I wanted to be a cool kid, too. In hindsight: best that I was not sighted before age 34. Unless my Mama also lied about my age. I am indeed pathologically insecure but a staggering number of people tell me I do not look 34. Plenty of 34 year olds look amazing, but, editing this video: I am staring the fact that I look about 21-ish in the FACE RIGHT NOW.
I AM A VERY ZOOMER-LOOKING MILLENNIAL MY LADSWUT
serious about not wanting to go to a medicaid dentist
scary thought
Mother: please do not tell me any more baffling riddles about why we were not on the trainwreck around the time Morrissey was in France and Italy.
anyway here's my websites:
davincipoet.com
lilamorrissey.com
gysella.com
alexandraturing.com