In April this year (2019), A Brazilian parrot alerted its owner about the presence of the police and it later refused to talk when taken into police custody.
What you means is that there are no parrots there *yet*. There will be, eventually. Parrots are assumed to be tropical birds, and therefore sensitive to the cold, however Europe has a fairly large (>100K) and growing population of feral ring-necked parakeets. Winters in some of the areas where they are found, like central Germany and northern England, can get down to around -10C (14F), so they are clearly capable of surviving those temperatures. This means temperate woods are ideal for them, as they provide plenty of cover and are full of food, although they're more commonly seen in cities.
@@tavdy79 I didn't know that writing a joke about parrots would automatically summon a parrot expert who will proceed to throw out random parrot facts,but that's neat. Canadians can survive without a shirt at -40°C though,so there's a much higher chance of Canadians hunting Bigfoots(Bigfeet?)than parrots.
"Now there is one thing that parrots and I have in common, we both love to repeat the same thing" *proceeds with another brilliant spondorship* lmaoooooo
*and, boy, is the idea of a little thing in my home that constantly knows what I'm doing and can speak, terryfying* Proceeds to talk with Alexa. brilliant
I was thinking of how you should talk with him about something like this, and then you mention that you got his advice. So that was great to see. Both of y'all are amazing at the videos you put out.
@@labella9291 I can't pick what I notice. I'm not going for a second dip JUST to notice weird pronunciation. He's got a few of them, after all, but that's not uncommon for smart people. You encounter some words through reading first when you read a lot, and sometimes you don't encounter them in the spoken world until you've already got an internal voice for them.
Many decades ago, I was in rehab with a guy whose dealer had a parrot that imitated a snarling Rottweiler. The dealer's dog had been killed by cops during a raid. The parrot grew up with the dog as his best friend. My fellow rehabber said it was really disconcerting to have a bird growl at you when you're stoned.
Video title: Why this parrot is in witness protection Me: Are you talking about the bird who overheard something or a bird who summoned an evil spirit and almost destroyed the planet Him: The one who overheard Me: ):
KittyKake 44 *OBJECTION!* It was Manfred von Karma who was found guilty of murdering Gregory Edgeworth! Yogi’s parrot helped establish the motive to kill Robert Hammond!
RealLifeLore: Real pieces of stuff in life. Wendover production: Airplanes forever( Literally in every video). Half as Interesting: Full as Interesting videos with many MISTAKES.
Sam, stop sending me your bills. I'm only your father on weekends.
I choked.
Daaaaammnnn
Lol
Have you received the invoice yet?
*unfortunately it's Friday... just short of weekends*
As your attorney, I advise you not to talk to that parrot.
Why are there no replies on this comment?
@@yesthisismyname9977 ikr
Aw man, this comment just got drowned. 2 replies and 30 likes.
I thought legal advise would be not to talk to anyone
Okau
You called Legal Eagle "Bird Lawyer" and earned a like on this video.
Nice to see you here. Love your stuff!
ello
its a reference to always sunny in philadelphia but yeah
@@banguseater I thought it was a reference to his Harvey Birdman review? "THE POWER OF ATTORNEEEEEEY!"
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.
_"And while Polly only wants a cracker, Fido wants your crack."_
- Bird Lawyer
Lüminism good one
Not just normal planes, living planes too? I think he’s going overboard with the planes.
What are you talking about? That's Wendover.
@@kobetiu8628 someone just ruined the joke:(
The guy owns both wendover and half as interesting
I'm convinced that there are people who subscribe to this and/or Wendover for the sole purpose of making airplane "jokes" in the comments 😲
@@cappyjones Took you long enough!
"A Parrot can't testify on court."
Clearly you haven't played Ace Attorney
POLLY
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
Polly! Did we forget something?
Whats the code to the safe, poly?
@@sethgob5591 2
This guy is actually legit. His videos are good to watch, unlike that Wendover guy..
What about that dude who does the extremities podcast? He's kind of cool, right?
Actually wendover and HAI Are The same person,And Extremities too
Gabriele Tapang It can't be,their voices are really really different and they totally didn't have something of a same Format
@@ekn_38 They are the same person, silly.
@@clarkclements7204 Whoosh
He's in witness protection because he remembers DL6.
Im not sure what happened to polly thought
OBJECTION!
HOLD IT!
@@joksizantos7520 TAKE THAT!
i was waiting for the phoenix wright reference!
Parrot: Little thing in my home that constantly knows what I'm doing and can speak.
Alexa:
I looked for this comment
Yes that was the joke
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
This is so sad
Echo devices do not record what you say for longer than a few seconds.
Honestly, the rat lawyer is a genuinely amazing guy. He got so many animals out of their executions.
Wasn't his rat case a way for him to make a name for himself as a crack defense attorney? Pretty genius if I do say so myself.
“I would like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!”
Polly have we forgotten something?
*Squak* Don’t forget DL-6!
There it is. Came in this section for the Ace Attorney reference.
@@SpunkMcKullins It took me painfully long to find this comment
Atanvardë Cúnambiel I see you have also forgotten something.
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Best commercial I've seen in years
I'm still waiting for the indochino promotion...
"Don't forget DL-6!"
"Don't forget DL-6!"
Phoenix Wright would be laughing with this case. They still didn't achieve "ghost as witness" level yet.
A phoenix is a bird too, also bird law.
@@jannikheidemann3805 Bird law for the bird lawyer.
So Phoenix wasn't crazy when he asked to question the parrot ...
when that happened in the game i was in tears 😭
Actually Manfred von Karma was the one who suggested this idea just to humilate Phoenix Wright more.
In April this year (2019), A Brazilian parrot alerted its owner about the presence of the police and it later refused to talk when taken into police custody.
I have the right to remain silent
@@thegermanbasket732 idk if thats part of Brazilian law
i think we need the worlds leading expert on bird law: Charlie Kelly
Was waiting for this comment
@@connorliska9078 we had to scroll way too far
"Parrots are terrifying"
Yeah definitely, that's why us bigfoots just stay deep in the woods where there's no parrots
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access I always thought the plural of Bigfoot was Bigfeet...
What you means is that there are no parrots there *yet*. There will be, eventually.
Parrots are assumed to be tropical birds, and therefore sensitive to the cold, however Europe has a fairly large (>100K) and growing population of feral ring-necked parakeets. Winters in some of the areas where they are found, like central Germany and northern England, can get down to around -10C (14F), so they are clearly capable of surviving those temperatures. This means temperate woods are ideal for them, as they provide plenty of cover and are full of food, although they're more commonly seen in cities.
@@tavdy79 I didn't know that writing a joke about parrots would automatically summon a parrot expert who will proceed to throw out random parrot facts,but that's neat. Canadians can survive without a shirt at -40°C though,so there's a much higher chance of Canadians hunting Bigfoots(Bigfeet?)than parrots.
I'm planning on getting a tattoo of you on my wrist.
This was so forced it physically hurt to read how unfunny this comment was
"Now there is one thing that parrots and I have in common, we both love to repeat the same thing" *proceeds with another brilliant spondorship* lmaoooooo
Vnifit Truly *brilliant*
"animals can't possibly testify"
phoenix wright:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOT DAM PARROT
Haha
Ay it’s a Long walk short pier typa situation
THE GOAT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Phoenix Wright is that you???
Edit: DEVIN STONE TOO????
Legal Eagle even used "Polly" as an example name for a parrot. Coincidence? I think not.
@@MerleTrains I mean, Legal Eagle did review an episode of Phoenix Wright anime
@@panc4kes276 I know, and it was amazing :D
The first thing that came into my mind was Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
OBJECTION!
same
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 HOLD IT!
@@DejaLi TAKE THAT!
LegalEagle actually did a video breakdown of AA (Anime version).
*and, boy, is the idea of a little thing in my home that constantly knows what I'm doing and can speak, terryfying*
Proceeds to talk with Alexa.
brilliant
.org/hai
CreeperPL woooosh
@@gfjfjufidi2880 did you just woooosh your self?
Edit: shit I'm stupid, just saw the similar profile pictures, will leave my shame for all to see.
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The state of Maine has already ruled anything Alexa records whether you want it to or not is admissible in court.
"Don't forget DL6!"
Polly, what’s the combination to the safe?
I was looking for the Phoenix Wright reference. Glad I found it.
Should have just asked Charlie Kelly, he specializes in bird law.
“Your honour, I’d like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!”
WITNESS PROTECTION FOT WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING? -DarkViperAU
That parrot was in witness protection more than Michael De Santa ever was.
here take this like
witness protection for what no one was convicted of anything
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT
Yes
lol
"Don't forget DL-6!"
What should we remember Polly?
*squak, DL-6 ,squak*
5:49 That was one of your best segues.
It was Brilliant.
2:22 Hey, that happened in my home town (Basel, Switzerland 1474)! They also feared that the eggs of a rooster would hatch into a basilisk.
That’s crazy! Why would they expect that? In America there’s a saying: "A whistling woman and a crowing hen never come a good end."
"While Polly only wants a cracker, Fido wants your crack"
-Legal Eagle, 2019
“Remember DL6”
Polly what’s the combination to the safe?
1228! 1228! *squak*
I was thinking of how you should talk with him about something like this, and then you mention that you got his advice. So that was great to see.
Both of y'all are amazing at the videos you put out.
"Send the bill to Real Engineering" - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Witness Protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!
Your honor! I want to cross examine the parrot!
The way you pronounced "plumage" gave me a minor prescriptivist aneurysm.
ploo·muhj
Yeah, I really don't like prescriptivism, but "plummej" made me reconsider for a moment.
Heck haven instead of Hawk Haven didn't give you conniptions. Not to mention McCow instead of Macaw??
@@labella9291 I can't pick what I notice. I'm not going for a second dip JUST to notice weird pronunciation. He's got a few of them, after all, but that's not uncommon for smart people. You encounter some words through reading first when you read a lot, and sometimes you don't encounter them in the spoken world until you've already got an internal voice for them.
"Don't shoot!" Turns out, the owner of the parrot loved watching TV shows and movies.
I did not expect a LegalEagle cameo in a video like this, but it was a very welcome surprise.
Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!
Finally someone gets it
Obviously you know something about something and can tie your shoes
5:49 - And the award for “best transition into a sponsor spot in a UA-cam video 2019” goes to...
Many decades ago, I was in rehab with a guy whose dealer had a parrot that imitated a snarling Rottweiler. The dealer's dog had been killed by cops during a raid. The parrot grew up with the dog as his best friend. My fellow rehabber said it was really disconcerting to have a bird growl at you when you're stoned.
1:20 He wouldn't know "snitches get stiches" if he watched The Godfather, because no one in The Godfather gets killed due to snitching.
I see Legal Eagle finally attended the Philadelphia school of bird law
Charlie Kelly’s expertise in bird-law would have finally come in handy here
Michael De Santa? Is that you?
It knew the DL-6 Incident. That’s why it is in witness protection
1:59
Love it how everyone in the courtroom has a shit eating grin except the donkey's lawyer (presumably).
Why witness protection? Noone was convicted of anything!
Never knew that 6ix9ine has a pet parrot.
Video title: Why this parrot is in witness protection
Me: Are you talking about the bird who overheard something or a bird who summoned an evil spirit and almost destroyed the planet
Him: The one who overheard
Me: ):
Obviously she helped arrest Yanni Yogi for the murder of Gregory Edgeworth 15 years earlier!
(You get a cookie if you know the referance)
Polly have we forgotten something?
KittyKake 44
*OBJECTION!*
It was Manfred von Karma who was found guilty of murdering Gregory Edgeworth! Yogi’s parrot helped establish the motive to kill Robert Hammond!
Cookies are fatal to parrots
Half as Interesting and Legal Eagle in the same video?
Christmas has come early boys!
With a silent crossover to real engineering, too.
Been watching a lot of Legaleagle recently and watched HAI for years. Never expected a crossover!
4:05 "Bird Lawyer" 😹
RealLifeLore: Real pieces of stuff in life.
Wendover production: Airplanes forever( Literally in every video).
Half as Interesting: Full as Interesting videos with many MISTAKES.
Haha very original.
Yes, very original
@@4ltrz555 ?
?
You copied this from a comment in the last video.
Charlie day *pushes up glasses*: “can I ask if you know bird law?”
Rooster: lays eggs
Everyone: *wait, that's illegal*
Now I'm just imagining a Parrot advertising me Brilliant, great job...
Half As Intresting: I dont make Mistakes in my Videos!
Audience: Silent
Then throws their socks at him
Potty the parrot saw Patchy brutally murder a man after he said he didn't like SpongeBob.
I'm amazed that the american legal system allows disembodied cartoon scooby doo heads in a courtroom
Shame he didn't tell us the outcome of the parrot in court. I know I could search it up but... ehhh
That's so relatable.-Guy with the response speed of Bimg
This reminds me of the ace attorney case where you were testifying a parrot
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!!! NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!!
It’s so weird not hearing Sam’s voice for the entirety of one of his videos
because he saw something that was more than half as interesting
Nice one :D
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Parrot I expect you to fly!."
2:30 Good lawyer
OBJECTION! "Let the bird take the stand!"
The frequency of upload has increased. I'm impressed.
Little did you know, a parrot cries wolf.
this was proper nightmare fuel. imagine waking up and your parrot is doing this...
5:50 “Now there is one thing parrots and I have in common: we both love to repeat the same thing” 😂😂😂😂😂
Should've asked Charlie Kelly for a crash course in bird law
One of your funniest videos yet. Underrated channel!
2:24 I see you also watched the Historia Civilis video on animal trials.
Nobody:
"parrots… are terrifying"
Minecrafters:
**Creeper hiss intensifies**
I loved the Always Sunny "bird law" reference
So many cross-referencing, not so hidden ads that are hilarious and of course colab with LegalEagle himself! Enjoyed every second of this video
Suggestion: do a mini series on animals in court.
Yeah
Historia Civilis has a good video all about this.
ua-cam.com/video/ALWLELLlv6E/v-deo.html
Wait... that's not a bird lawyer! Charlie, from *It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia* is a real bird lawyer!
For future reference, the first part of "plumage" rhymes with "doom", not "dumb". ❤
I have a speaking, watching parrot at home and I can confirm that he definitely works for the bourgeoisie.
email the invoice to realengineering, really sneaky sam
"Bird lawyer"
That's great, it's got levels
People in 2019: that Rooster supposedly laid an egg? Let's study it
People in 1474: BURN WITCH!!!
This is by the far one of the best videos you have put out.
you say plumage like you've never heard the word before 😂
A surprise bonus HAI video? NOT about planes?
I remember hearing about this parrot before. It was hilarious.
The cameo from Legal Eagle was a wonderful, welcome surprise
Loved the collab, even if it's unsettling to see a human being addressing the camera on this channel. lol.
Okay, that was the best transition to the ad ever^^
Remember guys: All of the birds work for the bourgeoisie
Love that self criticism at 5:53