Michael Malice is an author and also hosts a podcast called “Your Welcome with Michael Malice” available on the GaS Digital Network. His new book called “The New Right” is available now.
Michael knows a lotta stuff about a lotta stuff and so does Joe, he has a keen wit and so does Joe, is not afraid to laugh at himself and either is Joe. Ingredients of a great conversation.
I liked Joe's reaction to "Didn't you hear? North Korea is the new Milan..." a little more but I never sleep certainly was the best joke, 100% my friend.^^
Hey Jamie, spend more time showing the images that Joe and the interviewee are watching. We don't want to watch Joe watching the image, we want to watch the image with Joe.
@@KyleTysver It's due to UA-cams copyright system meaning that if they did copyright strike the video, the whole video could have its monetisation taken entirely or it could get removed, and if they contest it the person who claimed it in the first place reviews their appeal, not UA-cam. It's as batshit as it sounds.
Same. The Hamsted case was real as fuck. I don't really understand how Joe can be so insightful and intuitive and have a great Bulshit meter but miss on those they were matter of factly describing horrific events and they were not fucking lying!! You know who was lying was their pos dad who had to refrain from smiling like the psychopath he is when he was fake crying in his interview. I could see through it like a glass of water!!!
I only just discovered Michael Malice on this very podcast. Watching him and Joe interact was so classic that I became an instant fan. Absolutely hilarious. More, please!!
His podcast is good. Except the time he had Megan McCain on. But even that is kind of interesting, he has all kinds of friends. "But the seagull? Sorry bitch" 😂😂😂😂
True, when Joe said “snatched is the porn parody” and he subtly responded “oh do I need to see the original one to understand it?” Was hilarious and lowkey lol
I was eating lunch while watching this, and when he said "Well did she put pee pee in your Coke? Cuz that's how you can tell," I almost spat out my Coke.
I don't know if Joe Rogan will ever see this, but media content like this is the sustenance that keeps me going. I truly appreciate your lust for knowledge. Thank you.
We love you Michael Malice. This from a Bible believer who may disagree with you in most things. I find you to be honest and funny, and I always enjoy your viewpoint. Wishing you the best.
Thank you Kathy This is the way it's supposed to be! Just because someone has a different point of view than you do doesn't mean you should dislike that person or bash them because you don't agree with them! We need diversity! If we all thought the same we would never progress in any way not to mention life would be pretty darn boring! 👍👍
For anyone like me that hasn't seen the Prince Andrew interview Malice mentioned, it's pretty good ua-cam.com/video/QtBS8COhhhM/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/ZWC_wT7APA4/v-deo.html ~ Michael Malice commentary Trying to dispute that you met someone by claiming that you don't/didn't sweat... Hilarious
Just wanted to say that what Michael said about molestation is so true. A very close male relative of mine was molested at a VERY young age by a older teen, and another very close person to me was also molested at a young age for yrs by his babysitter. When he was a young adult he went to his mom to finally tell her this secret that had been teqring him up and she said it wasnt true and totally dismissed him. Completely refused to believe the truth. I have to see this person's mother and it disgusts me to this day that a mother wouldnt believe her own son. Especially when she knows he suddenly started acting out and failing in school during the time the abuse happened. I guess denial can be a powerful thing. Really sad and this should be talked about more openly.
@@cellanddanielle No. It's not my place. This person would have to make that decision. And it was many yrs ago so I don't know if the statute of limitations would be up.
We are rarely believed anymore. I could have taken a lie detector test and my mother still would have denied it. I think alot of mothers don't believe because then they think it's a failure of them. Also they don't want their life turning upside down. For me , my mother was just selfish... we had standards to uphold within the family,church and community. So it was more self image.
Michael: "Are we total boomers now?" Jamie: "a little bit yeah" Joe: "I'm not a boomer, right? I'm a generation X?" Michael: "but boomer's a state of mind" Joe: "oh OK cool... I'm in" This was a good podcast
@Edward Turner Just look at him, he's a little rat fink. Yes, he's pretty funny as a troll but he's a bitch at his core. Not the kind of person you'd trust with anything.
Yeah I just heard his first interview here a few days ago, wow. I didn't know who he was, now I can't get enough. I could not have been happier than to see this new cast pop up today.
If you've been watching the show long enough you know they stopped showing them because they were getting demonetized for showing other people's clips...
cool as a friend but if he don't know you, he's pretty much a dick. Probably comes with being famous, but he is pretty much a jerk if he don't know you
Joe: No Bro, I don't use electronics at night. Maybe an occasional email. Also Joe: I get home at like 2am. Its my favorite time to write on my laptop.
I just love the back and forward from this two. Malice is pretty articulated. His absolutely love for biology totally made me want to buy all his books!
I usually listen to JRE at night before bed. I enjoy it a little and then I fall asleep, but this one has me giggling at 2 am. Loved this!! Every topic was fun and interesting.
Guys with personalities like him usually don't have many friends which is a shame but understandable. Jokes going over people's head, constantly Misunderstood etc 🕵🏾
Joe -comes to- “huuuh what the fuck!” “Jamieeeeee! Pull up where to get some DM-..” “Ohhh..” “Man I need to go hunt some elk..” Joe’s Boss: “get back to cleaning now!” Joe: -breaks boss’s neck- 🤣
thank you michael malice for talking about childhood sexual abuse. i grew up being abused by my mothers live in boyfriend for years. and it is incredibly difficult to talk about because i also feel worried about making people uncomfortable. im an adult now, yes, but i know the damage is still with me.
Don't ever ever feel worried about making people feel uncomfortable, it's on them if they feel uncomfortable and can't deal with it. My partner went through absolute hell in the same way but with her father. I know your pain and I know the people in your life, the one's that deserve to be in your life, will totally be able to handle hearing it and even if they do feel uncomfortable in the beginning, If you've felt comfortable enough and allowed them to know what you went through then they will either be a supportive caring person or they won't and that's in no way something that you should or need to worry about.. you already have enough to worry about based on what you've had to deal with and still deal with. I apologise if you feel this is unwarranted but I just felt compelled to share this with you because I can relate and needed you to know you're not alone and you deserve to have supportive and caring loved ones in your life. Peace!
@@xxxneoxxx wow thank you for responding. my family has treated me like a victim while at the same time doing everything they can to keep me silent about it. i have told my boyfriend and my child who i live with. my biggest issue has always been crippling insecurity. it is so good to know there are people who see this pervasive issue in society and realize and understand the true gravity of the situation. going throug that starting at the age of five and something that happened daily for years def lead to severe problems in relationships. i was raped or at least pressured into sex throughout my life. i didnt know how to stop it and i think some men sense the vunerability as an easy opportunity. im happy im able to stop the cycle. i grew up being physically and emotionally abused by my mother who did knowingly allow the sexual abuse to happen. so i would say it has been incredibly difficult to manage being a parent. i feel like i have such deep empathy that can empower or weaken me but when it comes to my son it is what has kept me from becoming my mother. i will admit though i know i have struggled with it. thank you for responding and for caring enough to reach out. it means a lot.
@@pinxxpose I was literally in tears reading your reply as my partners experience is identical to yours, only she is unable to conceive due to the abuse by her father, so I'm so happy for you that you are fortunate enough to have a son. By the sounds of it he will be an absolute credit to you knowing that you will be passing on the most important trait we can have and that is empathy! I know exactly what you mean by it being empowering and a weakness at the same time as sometimes we both can't help but break into tears and everything seems hopeless but on the other hand it's what allows us to be each other's rock and support. I know that my partner has been able to deal with her insecurities and sexuality by taking back control over every aspect of what is hers, her mind, her body and her soul and to never feel ashamed over a choice she has made knowing that she is now the one in control!. Obviously time definitely won't ever heal wounds as heinous as these and it's always going to be something that has to be dealt with on some level and without empathy it would be impossible, so please never perceive it as a weakness as it's your greatest strength! Thankyou for having the courage to write and reply as it's given me an insight on how I can better support my partner. So thankyou again, it meant alot to us also. Peace out from two random Aussie's who know what you're going through and just know you aren't alone. Xo
@@pinxxpose I have to emphasise this to you that you are now in control! You have the power now and no one else can take that from you unless you let them! I understand though how those insecurities can cause us to make decisions that sometimes are detrimental in ways that can lead those vulnerabilities to become exploited by people with bad intentions and that is why it's imperative that you understand the power you have, knowing every inch of your mind, body and soul is yours and only yours! You get to have that control now! And just remember that being selfish isn't always a bad thing, especially when it comes to knowing what you need and want for you to be able to take control over those insecurities. and allowing your partner to see that vulnerable side of yourself in order for trust to be built, so you know that you're safe and supported will help you in slowly allowing your partner to share in that control if you feel comfortable in doing so. As sometimes it's nice to know that we can and are able to trust our partners to that extent.. but that's an each to their own thing.. lol I hope this makes some sense and I'm not just rambling on lol sorry.
@@xxxneoxxx well thank you so much. your partner is lucky to have you and you are too lucky to have her as well. i hope you and your partner stay well in these crazy days of 2021. ♥
Nico I lived in Arizona for many years. They are harmless but if they sting you it’s bad. The Bullet Ant is the only sting more powerful. Supposedly feels like you literally took a bullet.
It's unnerving how Joe is a comedian but misses so many jokes and just skips over them. Malice was dropping bombs the entire time and Joe missed 80% of them lmao.
He's not a very good comedian. He's a great bro to chill with and ask exploratory questions while remaining friendly and likeable. Hence JRE success rather than him being a standup legend.
My name is Andrew. Joe Rogan please let me get on your pod. I’ve been threw a wild life and I know it would change the trajectory of my life. Please man.
I love the show but Joe you really need to do a split screen and show the pictures of the things that are being discussed, nothing more annoying then saying oh my God this squid ate a Bald Eagle and then never show the damn picture. Killing me Smalls
Joe - "Do you stay woke?"
Mike - "I never sleep."
I immediately died when he said that. Hands down the best joke of the episode. 😂
Michael knows a lotta stuff about a lotta stuff and so does Joe, he has a keen wit and so does Joe, is not afraid to laugh at himself and either is Joe. Ingredients of a great conversation.
I liked Joe's reaction to "Didn't you hear? North Korea is the new Milan..." a little more but I never sleep certainly was the best joke, 100% my friend.^^
I was in stitches with this joke.. so quick.. one of the best jokes Ive heard in ages and I almost missed it, it was so quick
I love how malice has a poker face when he says funny shit. Makes it even more humourous.
@@Bullyfootlemon where in the podcast does he say that?
Hey Jamie, spend more time showing the images that Joe and the interviewee are watching. We don't want to watch Joe watching the image, we want to watch the image with Joe.
Treuer words have never been written.
@@KyleTysver It's due to UA-cams copyright system meaning that if they did copyright strike the video, the whole video could have its monetisation taken entirely or it could get removed, and if they contest it the person who claimed it in the first place reviews their appeal, not UA-cam. It's as batshit as it sounds.
Copyrights dont allow them to show a lot of stuff
Exactly
Same. The Hamsted case was real as fuck. I don't really understand how Joe can be so insightful and intuitive and have a great Bulshit meter but miss on those they were matter of factly describing horrific events and they were not fucking lying!! You know who was lying was their pos dad who had to refrain from smiling like the psychopath he is when he was fake crying in his interview. I could see through it like a glass of water!!!
This episode of the podcast was absolutely hilarious. Love seeing people just talk like nobody is listening and just being real.
pure talent
Love intelligent conversation, invite me please
Michael Malice is really smart guy who makes podcasts feel so authentic and funny and also insightful and educational its incredible!
I only just discovered Michael Malice on this very podcast. Watching him and Joe interact was so classic that I became an instant fan. Absolutely hilarious. More, please!!
Ditto! He is very very intelligent and their chemistry is great. Talking about anything and everything...
His podcast is good. Except the time he had Megan McCain on. But even that is kind of interesting, he has all kinds of friends.
"But the seagull? Sorry bitch" 😂😂😂😂
Your welcome
Malice is so quick and his humour is so dry. He's on another level. What a great guest.
he is very quick, cracked me up when he made joe think Deadlift was someone's name LOL
Nicole Little good vibes man
True, when Joe said “snatched is the porn parody” and he subtly responded “oh do I need to see the original one to understand it?” Was hilarious and lowkey lol
I was eating lunch while watching this, and when he said "Well did she put pee pee in your Coke? Cuz that's how you can tell," I almost spat out my Coke.
It's so quick and subtle that you don't have time to think about the joke before you've fallen for it.
Michael Malice has turned into one of my favorite guests
Michael Shephard Same.
Yep. Same!
Great energy honestly
that guy is a natural so entertaining and interesting ad the same time
I agree. He's smart and doesn't hesitate when he speaks.
I don't know if Joe Rogan will ever see this, but media content like this is the sustenance that keeps me going. I truly appreciate your lust for knowledge. Thank you.
I love how he's ready to learn anything about anything I'm like that myself he's so relatable
We love you Michael Malice.
This from a Bible believer who may disagree with you in most things.
I find you to be honest and funny, and I always enjoy your viewpoint.
Wishing you the best.
Thank you Kathy
This is the way it's supposed to be!
Just because someone has a different point of view than you do doesn't mean you should dislike that person or bash them because you don't agree with them!
We need diversity! If we all thought the same we would never progress in any way not to mention life would be pretty darn boring!
👍👍
this guy has a great sense of humor.
great chemistry, interesting dialogue.
this is why this show does so well
Joe calling him a piece of shit seemed to bother him alil lmao
For anyone like me that hasn't seen the Prince Andrew interview Malice mentioned, it's pretty good
ua-cam.com/video/QtBS8COhhhM/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/ZWC_wT7APA4/v-deo.html ~ Michael Malice commentary
Trying to dispute that you met someone by claiming that you don't/didn't sweat... Hilarious
@@Quack_attack_ Lol. Yep
@@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive could be idk ,still been a good podcast to listen to lol
@@Quack_attack_ Indeed 🤙🏾
Michael: "That's good to know"
Joe: "What?"
Michael: "That in an alternate reality Ari Shafir has friends"
🤣🤣🤣
Joshua Gaspar and Joe didn’t ran with it
AJ cos joe is shit lol
Joe takes such massive offense to jokes about his friends its ridiculous. For a comedian he sure has no sense of humor.
@@silentk59 he isn't very funny either
@@AlbeezKneez🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to keep this conversation going and figure out how to keep child molestation more accountable and a better system of judging that works.
Just wanted to say that what Michael said about molestation is so true. A very close male relative of mine was molested at a VERY young age by a older teen, and another very close person to me was also molested at a young age for yrs by his babysitter. When he was a young adult he went to his mom to finally tell her this secret that had been teqring him up and she said it wasnt true and totally dismissed him. Completely refused to believe the truth. I have to see this person's mother and it disgusts me to this day that a mother wouldnt believe her own son. Especially when she knows he suddenly started acting out and failing in school during the time the abuse happened. I guess denial can be a powerful thing. Really sad and this should be talked about more openly.
Have you told the police so people can be held accountable? I'm guessing not....
@@cellanddanielle No. It's not my place. This person would have to make that decision. And it was many yrs ago so I don't know if the statute of limitations would be up.
Your “very close” friend. It’s cool if you got molested bro. We all still love you lol 😉
@@JimmyJamesJimbo No it's really not me. I've been fortunate to never have that happen to myself. I just don't want to say relation for privacy sake.
We are rarely believed anymore. I could have taken a lie detector test and my mother still would have denied it. I think alot of mothers don't believe because then they think it's a failure of them. Also they don't want their life turning upside down. For me , my mother was just selfish... we had standards to uphold within the family,church and community. So it was more self image.
This guy is actually pretty hilarious
Funnier than half the comedians
Krechemer was always funny.
Facts, his comment about the bald eagles being draft dodgers gave me a good chuckle 😂
funnier than joe
He’s a darn hoot
Very quick. Entertaining. Smart. Witty.
Michael: "Are we total boomers now?"
Jamie: "a little bit yeah"
Joe: "I'm not a boomer, right? I'm a generation X?"
Michael: "but boomer's a state of mind"
Joe: "oh OK cool... I'm in"
This was a good podcast
Everyone says "Okay Boomer"
But no one ever says "You okay, Boomer?"
@0nes And Zer0s Okay boomer
@0nes And Zer0s Okay boomer
Malice would be the best press secretary! Change my mind.
He has agreed to be press secretary for Dave Smith, when Dave becomes the first Libertarian president.
This, by far, is my favorite episode. LOL Both of you are hilarious!
Joe: “Do you stay woke?”
Malice: “I never sleep”
𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓣𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭
I came to the comments for this, you beat me to it 😂🙏
HAHAHA
Fire comment 😂
Joe: /whoosh
Michael Malice is like a human dictionary, guy is insanely smart.
Pigz aяe smaяt az fʌck∴ Dhey/re alsow яesponsible foя dhe mowst faяm dεaths∴
@@SweetTusk why do you keep typing like this? i don't get it
GrammarBolshie clown
He isn’t Ben Shapiro level though
GrammarBolshie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael took being called a piece of shit hella personally 😂
This is one of my favorite episodes❗️
The way these 2 go back & forth is the Best‼️
Malice is such a great guest. They riff so well together.
He's not just woke, He never sleeps.
Malice is sharp as a tack. This guy’s wit is on another level.
Kids shows
He's a little bitch
@Edward Turner Just look at him, he's a little rat fink. Yes, he's pretty funny as a troll but he's a bitch at his core. Not the kind of person you'd trust with anything.
@@jaelsonnen5750 How to embarrass yourself 101 by Jael
@@dudeskeela I offended your inner bitch, I see.
I don't know why but "Kevin Deadlift" killed me lol
He's also a total anarchist which took me quite a few hours with Malice to understand, but his logic and theory backs it up, strongly.
This guy was sharp as a whip. that deadlift joke was so smooth.
I'm not familiar with this guy but funny as hell, Fluently lol
Are whips sharp?
@@MMAoracle Look here sir. i didn't come to my house to be rightfully insulted like this.
v30v21 Lol
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Malice is one of the MOST underrated podcasters and commentators.
What are his podcasts typically about?
Greg Maxwell you're welcome!
Yeah I just heard his first interview here a few days ago, wow. I didn't know who he was, now I can't get enough.
I could not have been happier than to see this new cast pop up today.
@@geraldomedrano5558 they're all over the place. He's not a crank-them-out podcaster.
@@theoafman9068 And different. There's so much of the same boring shit out there.
I more impressed by this guy’s spelling ability than anything
Yea i figured his job was some sort of botanist
O
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I think he won the state spelling bee as a kid
This episode brings us all back to a much simpler time. Memories(sigh)
“Some animals, including Vikings”
This podcast is a whole trip in itself
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vikings were definitely fucking animals, the best kind too
@@meatmilkeggfruits9117 best kind? how did you measure that :D
@@urosradujkov7592 genetic beasts
“You stay woke?”
“I never sleep!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG! I WAS GONNA MAKE THE SAME COMMENT!!!
Aj peяsonally beliebe dhere weяe nαt enouf POK (Peopøle Ov Kolor) yn “Dhe Loяd ov dhe Riŋgs” trilodgy #StayWoke
Absolutely amazing episode!
Fast forward two years later and absolute chaos.
This episode is far ahead of its time.
This is probably the best guest Rogan has ever had, he never runs out of information.
Wild American not being a dick but have yiu watched alex jones 11 months ago
The most interesting thing ive ever watched you know the abortion clinics sell baby organs for mad amounts of money
Samuel Williams Yes I cant stand Alex Jones. He’s right about somethings but he comes off like a psycho.
Wild American i know exactly what your saying the dude dont stop to breathe its like his been possessed
Maj understandiŋg iz dhe madjority ov spesiez iz aktually parasitik∴
It/s sow mučh eazier tu bē æ paяasite: jou latčh αn, you/re gettiŋg nutяition, jou don' gαtta dō anythiŋg∴
Jou don/t hav tu hʌnt, jou don/t hav tu gяaze, ænd you/re djust sεt∴
He is becoming one of the best repeat guests on Rogan
Kevin Deadlift
Paul Froelich that was the funniest thing I've ever heard on JRE.
@@watchlearn1167 tryyjgrtur
In a parallel universe, dmt has a podcast and always brings up Joe rogan
Malice looks like Peter Lorre and Bob Newhart had a kid.
Anytime Joe says “look at that!” the clip is never up for us lol.
Yeah, his producer needs to get his shit together.
If you've been watching the show long enough you know they stopped showing them because they were getting demonetized for showing other people's clips...
@@chrissscottt we used to be able to see it, this is what UA-cam has come to I'm afraid.
Martin Kalere yeah forreal.. like once your shit is uploaded to UA-cam other people should be able to show it to you.
Henrique Martins it’s a good joke tho
The most Joe Rogan exchange I've ever heard.
Malice: I mean I could go down this rabbit hole for hours
Joe Rogan: Please do
Taяantula hawk wαsps stiŋg dhe taяantula, laj dheir eggz insîde, ænd dhen tarantula/s ēāten alive baj dhi offspriŋg foя wiks∴
VVVen dhis waz diskovered yn dhe Middøle Agez, dhey weяe lajke, dhis iz æ byg theologikal dylemma, bekauze vvvy woud G*d mejke dhis hæppen??
The laptop/keyboard conversation had me cracking up
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administrating medicine to the dead. Thomas Paine
Joe: Do you stay woke at all?
Michael: I never sleep
I cant tell if hes joking or spectrumy
Time stamp?
@@iliketosaybruh6605
He's joking...
Get woke, go broke, unless you're Nike they'll always have China
@Matt Coe Thanks for the time reference, I missed it the first time.
I really listen to podcasts all day and honestly learning to not interrupt people when they are speaking is the most valuable thing i have taken.
Ive picked that up too
Yeah me too, I used to be pretty bad for this. I would never speak over people with ill intent though. Podcasts have taught me a lot!
I could not agree more. You have deeper more meaningful conversations when you don't talk over the other person.
OK e-girl.
Hot
Another great conversation. Thanks Joe!!
"Will I be able to follow it if I haven't watched Snatch?"
🤣🤣🤣
“Kevin Deadlift” that dry humor is amazing!
Lol best line
Trevor Woerner a little unsettling that joe just falls for that one immediately
Jordan Arriola I missed it at first and then realized what he said, it was slipped in well.
Just think that if Joe didn't question it, it would have snuck by all of us and only he would know what he did. That's a true trickster.
Jamie's search history must be pretty fucking wild lol
It would be interesting. But who has the time?
@@seandepoppe6716 it's around midnight bro
H have
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Not even noon and this made me take a sip off my Irish Whiskey, thanks! 🤪loving it!
Hahaha the opening conversation made me cry in laughter
Actually really enjoy this guy, would like to see him on again
Piercethe_horizon he’s been on a few times before
There is a good chemistry between them, they just freestyle, jump from topic to topic and they both don't act smarter than the other.
He has a great podcast called Your Welcome and hes hilarious on twitter
He's been on three times. It's enough.
He's an interesting guy, anyone who opens up with a huge interest in naturalism is
This pair never disappoints. Huge fan of both. Malice is hands down the world's foremost twitter troll. Absolute madlad.
Michael malice looks like a miniature Mirko Cro Cop
Joe Rogan seems like one of the coolest, most real, down to earth, non-judgmental guy on the internet. Wish I had a friend like him.
cool as a friend but if he don't know you, he's pretty much a dick. Probably comes with being famous, but he is pretty much a jerk if he don't know you
"It's so dumb it makes you angry"
-Joe Rogan
*Story of my life, Joe.*
27:07 "Do you stay woke at all?"
"I never sleep"
ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ
I love Michael so much 😂
This has to be one of the very best episodes ever, and there are many good ones. Frk it's good
Joe: No Bro, I don't use electronics at night. Maybe an occasional email.
Also Joe: I get home at like 2am. Its my favorite time to write on my laptop.
half the time he is full of shit.. he just babbles along.. like a woman,,.
@@cyberhawk80 Wow, I thought I was creepy angry, but you topped it, or bottomed it???
Joe please bring this man more often I liked him very much already
Haha the way he talk is hilarious in the most respectful way possible
I just love the back and forward from this two. Malice is pretty articulated. His absolutely love for biology totally made me want to buy all his books!
Joe is so funny love his podcasts and even listen to them multiple times
Jamies search history is definitely on the watch list.
How do we stop the people doing all the watching. Its like we are all screwed basicly.
He had me at 'butt flower farts'.
U no it lol
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@@TheRightToFilmPolice end the fed
I usually listen to JRE at night before bed. I enjoy it a little and then I fall asleep, but this one has me giggling at 2 am. Loved this!! Every topic was fun and interesting.
I love their dynamic, its great!
The podcasts with Michael Malice are always top notch
Random people in your dreams: hey jamie pull that up. Have you tried dmt? Chimps. A buddy of mine...
it's REAL talk...none of this politically correct, corporate BS
Great episode which also reminds me of 1981 movie 'My Dinner with Andre', which I recommend.
“Deadlift named after Kevin Deadlift” haha
This is the first time seeing this guy and I love him. He's quick with his comebacks. Great watch.
He's been on a bunch of times FYI
Yeah you gotta watch his old ones
"Deadlift is named after a guy?" I'm f***iing dead!!!! LOLOLOLOL
When Joe whispered, "...I dunno why I said that..."
😆 I felt that 😆
This guy's personality is gold
Guys with personalities like him usually don't have many friends which is a shame but understandable. Jokes going over people's head, constantly Misunderstood etc 🕵🏾
Can we get a supercut of Joe Rogan doing animal sounds.
Plz
that might be a three hour video if you cut them all together.
his bear impersonation is quite terrifying....
And car sounds
Pull it up Jamie
Yo, Rogan is so on point about Snatch. I remember seeing in the theatre with my dad, been my favourite movie ever since
I'm really surprised Michael has never seen it. It's a must. One of the best movies of all time
If you zone out for 15 minutes you will hear a completely different conversation then when you left
Every JR episode, also every listener of the JRE.
hehe
@@MarianoGabrielConti hehe
Hehe we all high here in this comment section.
@@Rune_fantasy not me, you degenerate 🥳
"do you stay woke at all?"
"I never sleep--"
10 of 10
Trumpan'zee is Putin's fat Orange BEACH.. MAGA Molesting Adolescent Girls Again
@@evanhorn6658 God, you're an idiot.
@@evanhorn6658 wtf is that suppose to do with anything
10 out of 10 agreed
Evan is a shitposter
@@evanhorn6658
Shit you're dumb.
Joe's face when he said "psy ops" was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Fcking highlarioso
"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am" -Homer
“2020 is going to be a tough year” - Michael Malice predicts the future.
5:49
@@ecarter182 he says its going to be a rough year for joe because Joe already implied farmers are parasites.
@@paulpierce1001 We are Joe
every year is tough.
Paul Pierce tuyo
Imagine if Joe Rogan woke up one day as a dishwasher and JRE, the UFC and everything around it was all a salvia trip.
Joe -comes to- “huuuh what the fuck!”
“Jamieeeeee! Pull up where to get some DM-..”
“Ohhh..”
“Man I need to go hunt some elk..”
Joe’s Boss: “get back to cleaning now!”
Joe: -breaks boss’s neck-
🤣
I don't have to imagine it because this already happened to me.
That's some wicked acid. Been awhile since I had a good trip.
Very thought provoking comment. I'm going to get back to you on this.
Huh?
One of my favorite podcast!
thank you michael malice for talking about childhood sexual abuse. i grew up being abused by my mothers live in boyfriend for years. and it is incredibly difficult to talk about because i also feel worried about making people uncomfortable. im an adult now, yes, but i know the damage is still with me.
Don't ever ever feel worried about making people feel uncomfortable, it's on them if they feel uncomfortable and can't deal with it. My partner went through absolute hell in the same way but with her father. I know your pain and I know the people in your life, the one's that deserve to be in your life, will totally be able to handle hearing it and even if they do feel uncomfortable in the beginning, If you've felt comfortable enough and allowed them to know what you went through then they will either be a supportive caring person or they won't and that's in no way something that you should or need to worry about.. you already have enough to worry about based on what you've had to deal with and still deal with. I apologise if you feel this is unwarranted but I just felt compelled to share this with you because I can relate and needed you to know you're not alone and you deserve to have supportive and caring loved ones in your life. Peace!
@@xxxneoxxx wow thank you for responding. my family has treated me like a victim while at the same time doing everything they can to keep me silent about it. i have told my boyfriend and my child who i live with. my biggest issue has always been crippling insecurity. it is so good to know there are people who see this pervasive issue in society and realize and understand the true gravity of the situation. going throug that starting at the age of five and something that happened daily for years def lead to severe problems in relationships. i was raped or at least pressured into sex throughout my life. i didnt know how to stop it and i think some men sense the vunerability as an easy opportunity. im happy im able to stop the cycle. i grew up being physically and emotionally abused by my mother who did knowingly allow the sexual abuse to happen. so i would say it has been incredibly difficult to manage being a parent. i feel like i have such deep empathy that can empower or weaken me but when it comes to my son it is what has kept me from becoming my mother. i will admit though i know i have struggled with it. thank you for responding and for caring enough to reach out. it means a lot.
@@pinxxpose I was literally in tears reading your reply as my partners experience is identical to yours, only she is unable to conceive due to the abuse by her father, so I'm so happy for you that you are fortunate enough to have a son. By the sounds of it he will be an absolute credit to you knowing that you will be passing on the most important trait we can have and that is empathy! I know exactly what you mean by it being empowering and a weakness at the same time as sometimes we both can't help but break into tears and everything seems hopeless but on the other hand it's what allows us to be each other's rock and support. I know that my partner has been able to deal with her insecurities and sexuality by taking back control over every aspect of what is hers, her mind, her body and her soul and to never feel ashamed over a choice she has made knowing that she is now the one in control!. Obviously time definitely won't ever heal wounds as heinous as these and it's always going to be something that has to be dealt with on some level and without empathy it would be impossible, so please never perceive it as a weakness as it's your greatest strength! Thankyou for having the courage to write and reply as it's given me an insight on how I can better support my partner. So thankyou again, it meant alot to us also. Peace out from two random Aussie's who know what you're going through and just know you aren't alone. Xo
@@pinxxpose I have to emphasise this to you that you are now in control! You have the power now and no one else can take that from you unless you let them! I understand though how those insecurities can cause us to make decisions that sometimes are detrimental in ways that can lead those vulnerabilities to become exploited by people with bad intentions and that is why it's imperative that you understand the power you have, knowing every inch of your mind, body and soul is yours and only yours! You get to have that control now! And just remember that being selfish isn't always a bad thing, especially when it comes to knowing what you need and want for you to be able to take control over those insecurities. and allowing your partner to see that vulnerable side of yourself in order for trust to be built, so you know that you're safe and supported will help you in slowly allowing your partner to share in that control if you feel comfortable in doing so. As sometimes it's nice to know that we can and are able to trust our partners to that extent.. but that's an each to their own thing.. lol I hope this makes some sense and I'm not just rambling on lol sorry.
@@xxxneoxxx well thank you so much. your partner is lucky to have you and you are too lucky to have her as well. i hope you and your partner stay well in these crazy days of 2021. ♥
"Look at that thing..." Well I would if it was on screen.
UA-cam is really killing their content creators
totally. As much as I don't like Bezos, he should write him up and ask if Amazon could host him in any way on their AWS.
Nico I lived in Arizona for many years. They are harmless but if they sting you it’s bad. The Bullet Ant is the only sting more powerful. Supposedly feels like you literally took a bullet.
Yeah its youtubers fault. Theyll take all the money this video makes if he shows someone elses content
There was not a single second I found boring, one of the best podcast
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The most interesting part was seeing you here 😁
Te quiero mucho.
@@SweetTusk on
@@SweetTusk I phone
I miss Joe being on youtube.
Funny as hell ... and educational!! Joe is the best ....
Young Jamie might be the most underrated person on UA-cam
Sure hope this is a joke...
Paul Carmi nope
@@danielkalmar3799 I hAvE aN A iN PhYsIcHs
@@paulcarmi8130 away
@@evenvals7968 lol ok whatever that shit means
Joe: I don’t use a computer at night.
Joe: I like to write at night on a laptop
Well technically a computer and a laptop are two separate devices so Joe wasn't lying. Haha
ETERNAL FPS laptop is a variety of computer
@@aaron2991 that is one of the smartest replies I've read on the internet. You win the internet today
Your phone is basically a computer
@@eddiebrock9943 No, it IS a computer
Zoom the pics please!
I hope every future interviewing host is taking notes, Joe is a master!
Michael Malice is the hero we don't deserve.
A guy this level-headed is going to make a lot of people mad.
bigot
Are you saying he's got a flat head?
@@TheCaptainSlappy WHAT'S WRONG WITH US ROUND HEADS
Sadly
This dude is so quick, can't believe hes not a comedian. Kept me laughing the whole podcast.
I think he has his own show called "Your Welcome with Michael Malice" on Anthony Cumia's network "Compound Media".
He has done stand up, said it was very helpful in his career doing other stuff
Your user name omg 😂 cheers.
He tried but he said it bothered his tism too much, same input with different outputs every time fucked with him lol
Now deleted from Spotify
To quote Kramer "nature is a mad scientist"
It's unnerving how Joe is a comedian but misses so many jokes and just skips over them. Malice was dropping bombs the entire time and Joe missed 80% of them lmao.
He's not a very good comedian. He's a great bro to chill with and ask exploratory questions while remaining friendly and likeable. Hence JRE success rather than him being a standup legend.
Yeah unless it's Joey Diaz, Joe's not letting someone pop jokes better than his own.
'unnerving'?
This is one of the finer messages on the UA-cam....
It has been 5 hours, are you still..........unnerved?
Brian Boley yes, very. It’s “unnerving” when a “comedian” doesn’t catch, or get that something is a joke. It has happened many times.
That's why he's a great host and you're not.
Malice is very, very *sharp*
Extremely intelligent fellow.
he's so funny too
He's very well read. It's impossible to watch him on some shows where the host thinks they are the smartest "dude" in the room. CoughTimpoolcough. 😁
My name is Andrew. Joe Rogan please let me get on your pod. I’ve been threw a wild life and I know it would change the trajectory of my life. Please man.
I felt like I was at a sleep over and it's 1989😅 this was great!
Malice: "That hacker 4chan"
😂😂😂
"In 4chan" is low but he says it
ONE OF US ONE OF US
GOOBA GOBBA ONE OF US
Wow Hawkeye is more interesting here than in endgame. Thank you Joe
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@@SweetTusk nice
This conversation is my thoughts at night when trying to go to sleep
So crazy to listen to this over 2 years later
Joe learned the phrase “hook line and sinker” yesterday
That's disappointing.
He just learned about Kevin Deadlift today
“Why do you keep saying that? I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Your Friendly Neighborhood Jew you’re new here, right?
😂🤣
I love the show but Joe you really need to do a split screen and show the pictures of the things that are being discussed, nothing more annoying then saying oh my God this squid ate a Bald Eagle and then never show the damn picture. Killing me Smalls
Ein Hisel you could just google it?
He will get a copyright strike if he does. UA-cam is strict about playing someone else’s content.
He used to, but youtube kept pulling his videos down
So true!! But we also know he never reads comments...
The majority of people consuming this are doing it in an audio only format, i think you're lucky to get the video and images he does put up.