Disney Would Like You to Forget They Made Drew Carey's Geppetto (Movie Nights) (ft.
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2023
- In the year 2000, Disney made a musical starring Drew Carey and many Whose Line is it Anyway jokes were born.
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Have to admit, the "I shoulda carved myself a chair, instead of a kid" line got a chuckle out of me. The salt, sass and the snark.
The the based, the sass, child neglect
Just like the DiGiorno pizza commercial. "Should've made that coffee table."
Drew Carey says "Bonjourno" like he just had pre-made pizza and was disappointed.
Maybe it SHOULD have been delivery, after all.
@@christopherwall2121 LOL
”This pre-made pizza is a big disappointment”
Drew Carey as Geppetto edited with the keyblade in his hand was something I never knew I wanted to see. He's not even holding it properly, which just makes it even better.
18:28
I wondered if anyone else saw the irony in Drew calling, “Blue Fairy,” which rhymes with Drew Carey. Then heard Phelous say “Drew Carey” with the same intonation as Drew calls out “Blue Fairy.”
Disney may want us to forget, but Whose Line Is It Anyway helped us remember.
'Geppetto' was Drew Carey's attempt to make some real wooden comedy.
😂
He should team up with ol' Wooden Rod from Birdemic and make the funniest film ever, or a least one that's more environmentally friendly.
It asked me to rate this comment and I was very tempted to go with very terrible.
@Will N ok I get that reference 😂
@@cameronstone4495 I'll give you that film and a 50% discount
With Brent Spiner and Rene Auberjonois both in this, it can probably be improved by just thinking of it as Data and Odo play-acting on the holodeck.
I would watch the hell out of Odo and Data playing on the holodeck together. That was be unironically awesome, and kind of adorable.
Little known story, the virus they used to defeat the Dominion in DS9 wasn't actually a virus as we think of them. What it actually did was hijack "the great link" and make all the changelings watch Geppetto on a loop. The "cure" was just starfleet ending the stream. No wonder they were so pissed off in Picard S3. The experiments done on them was nothing compared to the cruelty of making them watch Geppetto on a loop for days on end.
Worf comes in like "I do not see the point in... puppets."
Lwaxana could play the Blue Fairy. She has the right personality and even dresses up like that on regular basis, and sorta has magical powers
Picard could be Geppetto. Both need help with not making an ass of themselves in front of children. Ironically Geppetto doesn’t actually turn into an ass in this even though he probably should
19:15 ANTON YELCHIN?! Hooray! I can't help but cheer any time he appears on screen. May you rest in peace, Antosha.
Taken away from us far too soon.
Rewatched Fright Night last week, highly entertaining in spite of the bad 2010s CGI. Legitimately a great actor.
Drew Carry was adorkable before that word entered the public consciousness, and that's why he was popular in the 90's.
I never would've thought of Drew Carry as adorkable, but now that I think about him in his show and Whose Line, yeah, he kinda is adorkable
The technical term for those "storyboards" are beatboards. They are primarily employed to pitch the major plot points of a film. Think of it as storybook illustrations. They are more detailed than a basic storyboard and can have color too. I'm such a nerd about this because I'm studying to become a storyboard artist for animated media. 🤓
Oh cool. Thank you for sharing name twin 🤗
Good luck!!
And good luck with your goal 😊
My mom is a big Drew Carrey fan, even owns a lot of his stuff… but not this.
Now I can see WHY she doesn’t.
To be fair, Drew Carey doesn't own this movie either.
@@henrygvidonas9573 to be fair, he probably hasn't ever even seen it.
This isn't even the worst Pinocchio adaptation I've seen reviewed on UA-cam this week
So this is where that “BLUE FAIRAY!” clip came from! It's nice that you and Phelous are doing a little Pinocchio movie marathon.
yay i have a answer! i suspected it was probbally disney
@@gracekim25 I am also glad to have the answer
What? You didn't know that this Drew Carey classic was a thing?
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives no. I was 2 in 2000😂 I’m younger than these two adorable people on our screen 😅
Tis why I love learning about stuff before my time from these guys😎
That clip is stuck to my brain thanks to Phelan.
“BLUE FAIRY intensifies”
I remember they used to make fun of this movie on Whose Line 😂
those were the days! i miss Colin and Ryan
Wayne: I liked it.
Greg: I liked it too.
Wayne: I was in it, I liked it.
Greg: The bad news was it was Christmas.
What’s worse? Drew Carey in this or Wayne Brady in Food Fight?
Oh!
@@EpicJasonX9000 I understand why I recognise the voice 😅
Now imagine this live action child actor being overdubbed with Pauly Shore.
I'm a boy and I'm aALiIiVeE
😂
I am so glad you brought up Lance Bass as Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts. It's one of my favorite pieces of trivia. That was the first actual voice for the character, as well as the first instance of the single black wing that became iconic for the character... and it was Lance Bass in Disney's Final Fantasy crossover fanfiction game. Bonus points of Billy Zane as Ansem in the same game. I don't know who was in charge of casting but they... certainly made choices.
*cough* sean astin as hercules *cough*
Lance Bass as Sephiroth is probably the top of my list for bizarre voice casting (that's ostensibly not intentionally weird for comedic value). NSYNC wasn't at it's peak of popularity in 2002, Bass wasn't a known voice actor, and his voice doesn't remotely fit the character (he sounds very young and non-threatening).
This is the one when where he kept screaming Blue Fairy all the time.
Blue Fairy!
Yep😂
I actually remember the GEPPETTO movie. It was a hilariously goofy movie. As a Young Man, Julia Louis-Dreyfus in her Blue Fairy outfit was really something.
You were into fairies?
Oh, I see… Nevermind
I only remember a bit, though I think I might've watched the 1996 one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. May have been a weird Mandela effect and thought the Drew Carey one was the one I watched, maybe saw the commercials, but never the movie
That and I think instrumentally the music feels like something that's more like something that's suited for Broadway
@@roxassora2706 Really seems like it was slapped together in that respect potentially. Need to actually watch it, Allison was right, it's just on UA-cam, not sure if it's best quality, since sometimes full movies have the weird zoom in and such
I remember that between this movie, Whose Line, The Drew Carey Show, and his guest appearance on Millionaire made that week THE DREW CAREY WEEK.
"Drew Carey you have to singlehandedly save the Television Division of Disney, we're begging you"
I actually think a Gepetto POV sounds interesting, but you'd have to go kind of sad with it. Guy magically has fatherhood thrown at him in his twilight years, with no other family to help him out. Could be poignant.
I love you!
if you want a depressing version that does focus on Geppetto for a while, Guillermo del Toro’s version takes it REALLY dark!
@@CharleyMarlowe I love you too 🥺
I remembered seeing an older tv movie musical growing up that was kind of like that. It was still called Pinocchio, but Gepetto had some rather melancholy soliloquies. Had to look it up and as suspected it stared Sandy Duncan as Pinocchio. Same actress who played Peter Pan in a similar production. Didn't realize till now though that Gepetto was played by Danny Kaye.
Now that I think about it that is kind of a hilarious idea, and the only kind of fairy tale "subversion" that hadn't been done yet. The adoptive "parents" of these magically appearing children being resentful of having to deal with paying for daycare and baby proofing the house and having to give up their old lives.
I was wondering where that clip from Phelous' Pinocchio Shore movie review came from!
This is why you have to watch ALL of the Pregler/Porteous videos: for continuity...again and again and again, for continuity!
Allison’s perpetually changing hair again looks unusually cute! (Just to note the least important part of this video…)
Most* important part.
And her Blue Fairy blouse is amazing.
Drew Caretto: "Blue fairy! Blue fairy! BLUE FAIRY!"
Pokemon hunter: ::Mistakes Drew for giant Clefairy::
You two really are the power couple of reviews! What has it been like 10 years now together? Still making each other laugh as much as the first peanut butter and garlic sandwich you ever shared together :D
I love so much how these two always seem like they’re just two friends having a casual conversation about a crappy movie when they collab together.
So happy to see Movie Nights come back!!
Usher was so good in this movie. He pulled both the charming and threatening side of the coachman off so well. A shame the rest of the movie didn't hold up
Between this and Phelan discussing the Pauly Shore movie, this is some weekend for Pinocchio!
I almost forgot it’s still Sunday😂
Not until they cover Pinocchio’s Revenge
Knowing Ash is still out there warms my heart.
I'm 2 seconds in and ALLISON'S SHIRT!! She's a fashion icon 💅💕
(Tbh it looks like Allison and Phelan are trying to emulate Blue Fairy and Geppeto)
Thanks! That was the idea!
This movie was released back in a time when Disney wasn’t consistently releasing remake after remake of their animated classics (for reasons of holding on to the copyrights of the intellectual properties they want to keep or whatever) and it was more like trying to spice up the original source material in a way that came across as more experimental if anything.
Fun fact:Seth adkins who plays Pinocchio was in Titanic 1997: he was the little boy Jack and rose attempted to rescue during the sinking
Oh God don't bring that horrible scene up 😢
Ever since Phelan referenced this in his revoew of GoodTimes's Pinocchio, I was hoping him or you would talk about it. This is such a blessed time
Aye 100%😊
11:52 Wow, it takes a lot to make Elain Benes look like the better dancer.
She ought to be in the next Senran Kagura game...
"Elaine danced?"
"It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
Whenever you two are together it's always a treat.
The Margoyle of the Disney extended universe
Really not only did they need a better script and songs, but they really should've had Brent play Geppetto.
And the villain too
Your outfit in this video is perfection! (the review is also perfection)
was gonna say, LOVE that dress
Holy shit, this is the Pinnochio movie I saw on TV as a kid that I've been trying to find. I'd pretty much concluded it wasn't this one until the child machine came up. Thanks for solving my personal lost media crisis!
This show has also helped me find a lost childhood movie, it was The Stupids
I feel that this would be a good double feature with Robin Williams' Hook.
And Phelan's right, this film would have been better with SIRO: THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER as Geppetto
Very good comparison
Oh i remember hook😊
At least in the Guillermo del Toro Pinocchio movie Geppetto acted the way he did because he became a depressed drunk after losing his son, what was this guy’s excuse? Though I will admit that I never get tired of seeing that Blue Fairy clip.
I will never forget what they've done to us.
31:17 Ash is thinking, “You eesholes are ruining my nap”
My siblings and I loved this movie as kids and I always wanted to be the Blue Fairy because her dress was amazing lol. We had a VHS copy we wore out and I hunted for physical copies as an adult(surprise, surprise it’s notoriously hard to find) until we found a VHS and a DVD at a yard sale courtesy of a film warehouse employee 😂
Welcome back to Movie Nights!
P.S. You two reviewing together is, as always, so fun and wholesome, some of the best reviews on the channel!
I knew about the Whose Line jokes, did not know Wayne Brady was also in the movie. So Greg was dragging both of them in that bit. Nice.
About Drew Carey's complaining throughout this mentioned here, that was a big part of his persona on the "Drew Carey Show", which I watched back then, as he was the classic sort of put-upon schnook surrounded by odd and irritating family members, friends, and antagonists, especially Mimi, so this portrayal of Geppetto seems to be in line with that, I think.
It was worth remembering Gepetto exists to see Ash again
Geppetto: I would be a so much better parent.
Pinocchio: Hello.
Geppetto: So you have choosen neglect.
Wait...that clown mannequin on Pleasure Island...that's the same exact one from Pee-wee's Big Adventure! The fact that it's probably still in a prop warehouse in LA is insane.
Now that Phelous has become a Pinocchio reviewer he’s probably gonna do A.I. - Artificial Intelligence next. Loved that movie when I was younger
I kind of doubt it, but I'd love it if he did. Getting to see a non-biased opinion towards Stanley Kubrick of the movie would be nice. Then again, I have only seen you-know-who's review of it.
The movie is all over the place, but when you really think about it, that ending is so freaking multilayered! The teddy bear robot tries to warn Hailey Joe Robot that if he finally has his day, he’ll actually expire alongside his recently resurrected mother/owner, but since he ultimately is a slave to his programming, he chooses one more day with her instead of actually asking the bluish-black post-human machine creatures to make him a real boy! It’s tragic, but also everything he ever wanted, so at the same time it’s happy too. It’s probably the most thought provoking ending Steven Spielberg has ever shot!
@@Popcultureguy3000 but is that really slavery to the programming or is that just what a child would want? Sure he could live a whole life but everyone he loves is dead. And he's a little boy. What little boy would pick a lifetime alone versus one more day with Mommy?
Fun Fact: Seth Adkins also reprises his Geppetto Pinocchio in a cameo on The Drew Carey Show.
Oh come on, Carey displays a huge range of emotions here! For a Clevelander...
I'd love for there to be petitions to Disney to get this movie on Disney +
I don't even care if it gets on there but just to mess with the heads of the Disney employees who find out about it.
If they add this before they add Runaway Brain, I may have to dropkick someone.
Ikr?! I have been growing increasingly surprised it hasn’t been added yet. I kinda figured they would add it to “hype” their new Pinocchio live action. Seeing it’s something a ton of people never saw it. 😂🤷♀️
I love how the running theme of all these Pinocchio related movies reviews is how it's at least not the Disney crap sniffing remake
I had to keep reminding myself that Brent Spiner was supposed to be Stromboli & not Captain Hook.
Imagine a movie where he & Paul Reubens are cast as brothers.
I love how you and Phelan throw out all of these things that COULD have happened to set up a theme to teach Gepetto a lesson, or have Stromboli put in his situation at the end, etc, but instead, they just do: nothing! with the concept, really.
Gonna need some “green fairy” after watching Geppetto.
Not even absinthe will make it absent from your brain, sadly…
It's a sad day when this movie is not the worst live-action Disney adaptation of Pinocchio anymore.
Blame that on Old Man Zemeckis and how he hadn't made a good film since the 90's. It's like they WANTED that movie to fail. How the hell Disney hired him again after Mars Needs Moms is beyond me.
Hard disagree! The live action Pinocchio is leagues better than this piece of crap here! Couldn’t even finish watching Geppetto whereas Pinocchio 2022 is actually quite entertaining and enjoyable!
ok ngl i think julia louis dreyfus has a lovely singing voice
This whole movie is like one big FAMILY GUY SPECIAL, with Drew Carey filling in last second for Jason Alexander as Peter Griffin as GEPPETTO GUY‼️
A Seth Macfarlane Musical Fever-Dream
i didn't know DATA could sing! awesome :)
I...was 2 in 2000 so never seen this rare movie
He sings in Star Trek: Insurrection too
@@limalepakko6074 oooo ok😊
yeah hes actually put out an album or two. quite good.
And ol Yellow Eyes, and 1776!
Most actors will do anything if the price is right.
Btw, I love Phelan’s -Heathcliff- Garfield shirt!
Garfeld
yeah i still love it
BLUE FAIRY!!!
Glad to see Movie Nights return, but I’d also love to see the Let’s Riff videos return as well (along with both the Barney Creepypasta & Donut Repair Club videos re-uploaded). I always enjoy you guys watching movies together and cracking jokes, and it’s a lot of fun to seeing you two having fun while doing it. ^-^
Yeah! I really like when it's both of them! Interplay is great.
“BLUFAIRY!” is now something I quote all the time now. Thanks guys.
Phelan and Allison have so much fun making these videos. :)
The crossover between both Seinfeld and the Drew Carrey Show we didn't know this is a thing
How you gonna get Drew Carey to be Geppetto when Jerry Orbach is RIGHT THERE!
Rodgers & Hammerstein's *Cinderella* (1957) was originally written and produced for television. The first production starred Julie Andrews, and a 1965 remake starred Lesley Ann Warren. It didn't become a Broadway show until 2013 (16 years after the 1997 remake starring Brandy).
So happy Movie Nights is back! You two are my favorite!
This is my first time seeing your work and I have to say the editing is amazing. I loved the cutaways to actually showing what you are talking about.
I may have to watch this just for the novelty of Odo and Data in the same movie.
2:43 Drew Carrey looks like he took dancing lessons from Left Shark
I can't believe you guys understand kingdom hearts references reinforcing. You two as my favorite
the kingdom hearts bit got me good
Welcome back Movie Nights!
The sun is out, it’s my day off AND Movie Nights is back. Perfect viewing for my lunch break. Niiiiiice 😎
I still have Geppetto on VHS and since i was 5 or 6 when it was released, it was a big comfort movie. Seeing it brought up because of the new pinocchio movies makes me laugh so im glad yall sat through it
No judgement for "comfort movies"!!!
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When we needed her most she returns!
Brent Spiner’s always putting on one man shows
God, I saw this one as kid-think it was actually the first Pinochio adaptation I've ever seen.
i remember seeing this movie at a sleepover way back when, it's extremely nostalgic to me.
Great review. Love Ash's cameo at the end. I miss seeing the little Christmas miracle.
Honestly, I am actually a fan of this movie. It shows the flip side of the coin of family. Instead of focusing on being a good kid, it’s focused on being a better parent. Learning that having a perfect kid isn’t the goal and that kids aren’t just objects to show off.
Not saying it’s a perfect movie but it has an interesting change of perspectives. (And side note, Usher’s song lives rent free in my head even now.😂😭)
Brent Spiner looks like Captain Crook the old McDonald’s filet of fish pirate 🪝
I ❤ your blouse Allison!! You guys are just the best, hands down your channels are my absolute favorite on youtube😊. Thank you for always cheering me up and making me laugh😂
I can imagine the producers were looking at Drew Carey doing the song games in Whose Line and thought "Yeah... he'd be good enough for a musical." Nevermind those games were meant to be comedic first, singing talent wasn't exactly required, not everyone was Chip Esten or Wayne Brady. As far as I know Drew Carey was never a classically trained singer he was in the Marine Corps before getting into comedy.
I had a feeling a video on this movie was coming from one of you.
I remember seeing trailers for this movie all the time back in 2000, it was even on the VHS of a movie I watched a lot, butI can't remember which one. I didn't get to watch it on its premiere date even though I wanted to.
I didn’t watch it until like 10 years later and I forgot pretty much everything about it until Musical Hell reviewed it a few years ago.
I first heard of this when one of the April Fools episodes of the Drew Carey show did a whole bit on it.
Also, Rene Auberjonois could have been a good Gepetto.
I thought that too
I'm so glad yall still doing vids!
Coming back strong is highly appreciated! Thanks! :)
Oh man I vaguely remember seeing this on Disney channel, one time when I was younger but it was so strange and I couldn’t stop shaking my head thinking about how strange it was. Fantastic work on this review! You two are fantastic together! Definitely a great time to discuss the topic of obscure Pinocchio content right now! Great job!
imagine Tim Curry as Stromboli
That'd be awesome.
Drew Carey's Geppetto vs Pauly Shore's Pinocchio! ONE WILL STAND! ONE WILL FALL!
Always great seeing you two host together.
When I was a kid, I also wondered about what happened to the kids that the kid-maker made for Gepetto as an example. My theory was that they got recycled back into the machine. Don't know why my thoughts went that dark.
The citation is definitely needed for the Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke thing!! If thats the truth in anyway....where's the universe where that happens?
Gapetto looks like live-action Peter Griffin