HISTORY Of The ENTIRE WORLD, I guess - REACTION!!!
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- Опубліковано 23 лип 2018
- Boy was this a lot to absorb! Here's our REACTION bill wurtz HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
#BillWurtz
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You guys gotta go watch the original precursor to this video "History of Japan" which is essentially a take on what you're talking about. A focus on on region.
You guys should react to Star Wars the Clone Wars returns trailer
To TheLoreSeeker's point, don't fret, it's way way shorter than this one. If I remember right it was less than 10min long.
@The Reel Rejects, React to "History of Japan" by the same youtube channel, it's shorter and also good. Also check this guy out, he makes funny short videos normally.
The Reel Rejects you guys should react to d day for prayer it’s very good❤️
Nobody is ever going to forget the first word that human person's said "gneurshk"
gneurshk
gneurshk
gneurshk.
Gneurshk
gneurshk
Them: "It was all territorial and violent and conquering."
Me: "Except for the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings."
Who are the Tamil Kings?
MERCHANTS, PROBABLY
And they've got SPICES!
who would like to buy spices?
n o t a n y m o r e t h e r e s a b l a n k e t
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”
Humanities memory is shit...
Those who are knowledgeable about history are also doomed to repeat it, but at least they'll know what to expect.
People who know history are doomed to see what's happening, warn everyone, and be ignored while things unfold exactly as predicted.
Knowledge is not power.
unfortunately a lot of history is also written by the victor, which isn't so bad for older history because we've learned to dig deep enough to find the truth, but when it comes to history of nations that are powerful today its nearly impossible to spread the real truth of the history of their time, like if i wanted to talk about the true history of the death of the meso-american civilizations then youtube would immediately censor me. and youtube is supposed to be an american company, and america is supposed to be all about freedom of speech and anti-censorship, but they only say that until its inconvenient for them, in reality america's information system is nearly as bad as the great firewall of china.
"It's all just a little bit of history repeating" - Propellerheads
So is “humanity’s” grammar.
Mom: go outside
Me: no
Mom: why not?
Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
The Entity This comment is GOLD!!! XD Please tell me you played that clip when you did it!
Dad: not anymore, there's a blanket!
@@kaitrageser2175 little brother throws a rock at you
Aw f*** now everything is dead
cring
But but the Ozone is protective blanket.
I like how the pause at the beginning is just long enough to make people think it might have froze, and then continues just as they think/say it,
Bill wurtz is a mastermind at those things. If you count the amount of time from when the text starts disappearing to the the second he says "forget this", it's about 8.5 seconds, which is roughly the amount of time of the adult Human attention span. It's genius
@@jackcolson4745 Bill has a like one Khjillion iq when it comes to creating content
Bill Wurtz: *exists*
Everyone: *W E C A N M A K E A R E L I G I O N O U T O F T H I S*
No don't
@@awelko yes do*
@@awelko How 'bout i do, anyway?
@@AlexG-jm7cd
sure
@@awelko its a joke from history of japan btw
Humans in a nutshell
Human: You have a thing, I want it.
Other Human: No, it's my thing.
Human: *Stabs to get the thing* Yes! I got the thing!
Random Human: You have a thing, I want it.
actually thats greed
@@Dalek63 no, it's called *REPEATING*
Accurate 💀
More like..
Human1: I got a thing.
Human2: I want it.
Human1: No!
Human2: * steals it anyway *
Human3: * invents an even better thing to show off *
Human 1 & 2: . . . I want it.
Works for video games too
I love that every adult I've ever seen react to this video is always freaked out and says that was too much information at once but every teen I've shown it to thinks its hilarious and retains the information
Yep, teens have different types of humor...you know, with meme culture and stuff
I'm 47 and can't get enough of that video. My daughter 13 and she showed it to me. Lol
@@crook7493 *YES*
adult brains are slower... we've already got stuff in here. There's too much stuff in here! I have to move shit around.
That's simply not true
Basically all of human history boiled down to a 15-20 minute video.
I learned about most of this stuff on the 7th and 8th grade. That's 2 years.
This dude just took 20 minutes to teach me more history than I learned in 2 years in school.
In school you stay on one subject a lot longer to actually learn and remember it. This video is basically the history in a nutshell without much detail.
Its called bill wurtz magic get used to it
It’s because in school, the program forces you to learn the details of what happens, in this video bill wurtz actually made a joke out of the most important stuff in humans history without giving any details. I am not against it, this is just criticism.
Edit : wow 2 likes! Ego-boost! Probably most likes I ever got
With me every one
Lets go to land
*No*
If you spend all your time on the internet you'll be smarter than if you graduate school
When you realise how little you know about the world...
WOAH MAN THATS DEEP BRUH
I took a ancient civilization class in college before this video came out, I was familiar with some of the information.
because education sucks wherever you are?
@@valkenhayn412 actually in Italy we study all this from the third grade up to the fifth high school. I have already read other comments where there were Americans who said they studied not even half of what we saw in the video. But seriously? The Italian school is as public as the American one and you have not made the history of the world?
BimbaElis From my experience, American primary and secondary education focuses on the US too long for us to actually get to learn about anywhere else, except maybe for one school year or two in highschool , which really isn’t much
Also,
"you could make a religion out of this"
"nO dOn'T--"
Too late sun worship of the deadly sun lazer is a thing! 😄
ghost dna yep. I had to play tomb raider to learn about that...
“Wait a minute. Where are we?” LMAO
What means LMAO?
@@victoriafalls8748 laughing my ass off
@Taya Kosheleva BOOMER
Abandoned Vippaley
Or too young. Or someone who speaks another language.
@jaos jkxjzfo You’re right. His name doesn’t feel English-Native.
What got me about this was just how many nations/empires have developed then collapsed throughout history. Now most of them are completely forgotten outside of a history book.
Many of the countries of today may well be gone and forgotten in a few hundred years as well.
Some of them are even omitted from history books.
Remember that history is written by winners
PongoXBongo lets hope we survive in 100 years for now, global warming will make the *sun a deadly laser* again
Not to forget that many empires and nations weren't even mentioned here. There's just too much history.
*Stolen Comment From The Original Video and Who Cares*
f
I got something in my eye and almost missed all of it
Watch the video and read my comment
Sight Field literally
@@168Ms I'm not scrolling through 1600 comments just to find something that's probably not funny.
My dad died.
*we can make a religion out of this.*
Wait dont
N o d o n t
@hyungwon is a living meme I would join your religion with pleasure....
d α Z ɘ no don’t
No don’t
"There's too much history" *This enraged his father, who punished him severly*
Wrong channel.
Love Oversimplified
Wrong vid bro
wrong franchise..... but .. ok... :V funny still
Isn't that an oversimplified reference?
"Can we go on land now?"
*NO*
"Why not?"
*the sun is a deadly laser*
Jada _Not anymore there's a blanket_
Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land!
Me when my mom tells me to go out
Summer in a nutshell.
Its like me but with outside 😂😂
The guy also made a history of Japan
That's the intermission
baxkill What do you mean? Intermission?
Me Bye
You'll know if you saw the vid.
No that was about the rise of Islam
Good Boi He did another video on the history of Japan.
"I would put this on repeat to torture someone" Me: someone who watches this video on repeat and know all the words "Yes!!! Yes please do that!!"
I see you're a man(or woman) of culture as well
@@masamigameon I am indeed a woman of culture and I am happy to see that so are you
Watch the video on repeat?
We can make a religion out of this.
@Temaghn O Murchada Should we call it repetorturism
My brain is broken....this is educational AND A DRUG TRIP?! *AN EDUCATIONAL DRUG TRIP*
no, don't
Everything is an educational drug trip if you try hard enough
Idea. Do drugs while watching history of the entire world for best experience
And we can make a religion out of this
NO DON'T-
"Too much information."
-takes a nap
Me too, buddy. Me too.
Well, actually… I know this video is old so I don't really expect you guys to read this comment but IF YOU DO.
Bill Wurtz actually took 11 months to complete the video. Altogether with notes and important moments in history.
But smashing all info into 19 minute video is super impressive.
Only 11 months?!?!?
Is loving *JESUS* legal yet?
No.
Okay, actually, sure, said Constantine
Moving far away to be closer to his rival
Don’t worry, Rome won’t fall
@@ethanm8871 moving the capital away*
It’s the golden age of India
Being in Australia is like “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”
No, it should be: Being in Tropical country be like "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"
Gacha cringe
@@tedreal2748 thank you
@@arat.6068 no problem
Laughs in indian
Greg's face was like "TOO MUCH DATA!" 😂
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!!!!!!!!*
@@rockybfdi2763 oh ok 👍
Great news!
*THE FLOOR IS NO LONGER LAVA*
*high five*
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAASER*
Not anymore there's a blanket
ITS NOW RAINING-
@@joycemarieadriano8093 SEVERE FLOODING ALERT
The first time I watched the History of the Entire World, I Guess video, I wasn't sure if I lost or gained brain cells. Had to immediately take a nap afterwards to process all the information. (Fun fact, some of the things in the video actually helped me in my history final last year)
Oh it helps? Nice it’s a good thing I watched it like five times
@@six4655 Five times? I've watched on repeat for 4 hours, plz help me
@@raahyama4023 lol
I am in seventh grade and I literally just used today my knowledge of what the Cambrian explosion was called to get an answer correct on a pre-test. GreAt
What a throwback 😂 I remember seeing this and at the end my mind had enough
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It only really covers the history of half the world, too: It only barely touches on the history of civilization in the Americas, even though Latin America had thousands of years of history that he could have gone into in detail, but didn't.
Sure, but can't one say that most of the action was happening in Europe, the Middle East, India, and China/Korea/Japan? The Native Americans were arguably just on either side of reaching *S O C I E T Y* (depending on the tribe/civilization) when the Europeans arrived and conquered them.
+BlueFox94: That's only true for some parts of the Americas: groups in Mexico/Guatamala Belize (IE, Mesoamerica), and Peru/Ecuador/Bolivia (IE the Andes) had complex, state level societies with urban cities, actual goverments, organized armies, etc for thousands of years prior to contact with europeans: It's not as if the Aztec and Inca were the first actual civilizations in those regions, they were the latest among hundreds: Even around 1000 years before the Aztec empire was a thing, you had cities with populations in the high tens of thousands to into the 100k to 200k range., which is comparable to large cities from ancient greece or the roman empire. You have cities going back as far as 1400BC in Mexico, 3000 years before the Aztecs were a thing.
So, for what's now the United States, Brazil, etc, sure, there's not much stuff to go over, but there's absolutely as much wars, diplomacy, trade, etc going on in Mesoamerica and the Andes as what was happening in Europe, the Middle East, Asia, India, etc. Granted, historical records are a lot harder to come by (thank the spanish for burning them all), but given that the video is only giving 1-2 sentence long quips about each event, that's not that big a deal, it's still entirely doable: I made a 60,000 character summation of Mesoamerican history once thatt covered all 3000 years of it, and I'm just some guy interested in it as a hobby, so if I could do it, so could he.
The Aztecs weren't around until the Middle Ages.
Wife: Lets go for a walk
Me: NO!!!
Wife: Why?
Me: Haven't you heard?
Wife: Heard what
Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
LOL get Demonetization
Wife: 🎶Not anymore its cool now🎶
They didn’t get most of the jokes........sorry bill.😂
Nope. They sure didn’t seem to.
Example? Because I'm not sure if I got one or not.
AFriendlyBloke Allach Joke
@@FranciumBoron 12:55 They didn't get the joke
And Japan!
18:43 "Extinction ball" 😂😂
AND THE DINOSAURS ARE GONE!!
@@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 no it's talking about atom bombs.
I can't remember who said it, but there was a comedian who commented that, in Japan, their movies show monsters like Godzilla who were created from small animals being exposed to radiation. In the US movies, on the other hand, people being exposed to radiation gives them super powers. Hmmm...why would these two countries have radically different views on the effects of radiation? Let's think real hard about that one.
One of the coolest videos on UA-cam. Glad you guys finally got around to seeing it!
Polymathically It's a shit video by a shit person
KarnRulez So, what then? It takes one to know one? 🙃
KarnRulez What?
Luke Sanchez he's pointing out there were big errors in the stuff the guy said
It's very cool but it's unfortunately EXTREMELY old world centric: He only touches on the precolumbian americas a few times in thee video despite latin america having thousands of years of civilization he could have gone into detail on like he did europe, asia, and the middle east.
Surprised they haven't done this video yet
I thought the same lol
LOL!
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Wait so if they havent don this then what did i watch?
They?????????????????????
If I were ever a HS History teacher, I'd show this video to all my classes on the first day and tell them to make notes of each thing they want to learn more about during the school year and take the most voted areas for my lessons throughout the year. Then show it again on the last day and review with the class.
Honestly, as a high school student, I would LOVE to have a teacher that did that.
I love how the entire video is just answering the question at the end, 'Where the hell are we?" "Hi! You're on a rock, floating in space..."
My history teacher showed this in class lmao
I always forget like the entire mid section of the video
The start i get
The end i get
But not the middle
Supreme Leader Nugget didn't it get censored for the curses?
Lestrange
Yeah there's a censored version, it's like ten seconds shorter.
Last year at the end of the schoolyear exactly three (3) people showed up to class one of which was a student from another school who considered changing to our school the next year, so we watched this video. Great first impression apparently
Supreme Leader Nugget i got none of ancient history
To be fair, I don't think civilization as a whole knew what was going on in the middle, either.
what I still find funny is Greenland having more Ice and Iceland having more green...
Rojenn Ortiz
The Vikings(I think it was them) named it that way to confuse people. They wanted Iceland to themselves and to direct everyone else to Greenland
I think that's a misconception, I don't know if it is but it feels so stupid... that'll never work...
Damien Green
That’s just what I remember being taught in school, I honestly have no idea how we know that is what happened
I thought it’s cuz when they found it first, it was named as what they’ve found, but drastically changed after a few years...
Rojenn Ortiz
When Erick the Red discovered Greenland, he wanted to attract colonists from the already named Iceland. The solution he settled on was clickbait.
No, I am not joking.
Wow I can see why the original theme song for The Big Bang Theory was rejected.
Also why the pilot episode only had time for one line of dialogue.
Considering most of their writing it sounds like an improvement
Oh boy I love eating chemical soup made with gnarly space ingredients!
I mean, it's of course only an overview. There are of course a sh*t ton of empires and especially wars he couldn't cover.
JustCake Now there’s 2 haha
Denis García Now 3.
4!
5
6
Just wait for the extended version. When they explain in more detail of the history of world. More names, more empires, more fun
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MASTER SHOCKZ if you don't mind me asking, what's with the not so smooth self promoting?
"MORE FUN"
wait will there actually be an extended version?
More brain ache
Your reaction: Laughs like 10 times no talking
I watch "History of the World" about once a year to review, and then I pick a particular moment of interest to research in more depth.
Hahaha, it's funny when Greg's brain breaks 😂😭😂
Don't worry Greg, that's how all of us felt the first time watching this video
NOT ME i actually learned alot and remember most of it
A little bit late
lunx BaSick actually, really late
**a lot bit late
** *EXTREMELY LATE*
Yup like REALLY LATE
early'nt
summary:
human: hehe i got something
other human: no mine
humans: *fight*
human: yay i won
other human: *no mine*
"hey you aren't me"
"wanna fight about it?"
we can make a religion out of this
My brain hurts.....but big F-ing round of applause to that man!!! Wish they had just showen that when i was in school! Of course the internet was still a bit hit or miss way back then....oh well. Xxx
I completely forgot how overwhelming it wass the first time through, and that was with the added benefit of having seen History of Japan and knowing Bill Wurtz's video style. You have to watch it a couple times in a row and then watch it again after a day or so to catch jokes and things without your brain trying to explode.
The sun is *_A DEADLY LAZER_*
You can make a reli- No. Don't.
Blanket protects humanity form the DEADLY LAZER
*btw where the hell are we?*
in the middle of space , why ? :)
you are on a rock, floating in a space, *pretty cool huh?*
@@l.0 There's no middle of the space
We're on UA-cam
No, but really...Where ARE we?
" Time to conquered all of India"
*M O S T O F I N D I A*
But what about this part?
TNG_ Elijah that’s the Tamil kings nobody conquers the Tamil kings
@@411onThem who are the Tamil kings?
Merchants probably.
And they've got spices
Tyler Martinez Who would like to buy the spices?
I love how he literally whispers "they never got Ethiopia" or Thailand, it's like he doesn't want Britain and France to hear it 🙈
You can't torture me with this, it was my 11th time watching it🤣
Cats
We can make a religion out of this
No don't
Egypt did
No. Dont.
What a brain fart..lot to process lol you both reaction was gold
Congratulations!
Brain.exe has expanded by 50%!
On the topic of (not) going back to school, at least one history teacher has completely integrated this exact video into their class. They show it on the first day, then go "everything that guy said, we're gonna go over throughout the school year", teach their class throughout the year, and then re-show it on the last day and the students are all like "oh yeah I remember we covered this and that!" and I wish i had that teacher when I was still in school.
If you wanna know, they have a UA-cam channel : Mr Terry History
Have you done Bill Wurtz's, "History of Japan"? It's fantastic too and gives you a little more then this videos "Sunrise Kingdom".
Also you should do the History of Japan next!
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MASTER SHOCKZ you shoulden't advertis on other people's channels
TheBritishBulldog love you too
Now this is what I call genuine lol
I like that within that short of a time frame it moves from a science lesson to a history lesson seamlessly. It's really effective as a cliff notes of interesting history
Now you should do the prequel The history of Japan
If you guys really did want that “300 part series” I would recommend Crash Corse’s World History series on youtube. It may not be 300 parts but it is great
Oh, that is AMAZING. Definitely recommend Crash Course.
When you spend 4 years learning history and then a 20 minute video teaches you way more than you were ever taught
it gets more and more condensed between each event mentioned as the video goes on because we got better and better at recording history accurately as time went on. the early parts of the video have millions of years between notable things and near then end things are happening one right after the other.
*NORTE CHICO*
*Indus River Valley Civilisation*
*CHINA*
Africa
I needed this video today, thank you.
I've seen different reactions now, and you can tell the people who are learning something new and those who reconnect the dots from what they learned in school. Amazing video all together!
16:11 They expect us to remember all of this in History but this is better XD
20:44 HAHAHA THAT IS SO ME! XDDDDDDD
Wow I'm surprised but not disappointed let's go lmao
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MASTER SHOCKZ Can you stop advertising your terrible channel?
20:41 After Watching Endgame You Dont Know What to Do With Your Life.....
Nah this is me when I finish a book saga I like a lot tbh.
When I finish a game, I continue playing it
@@Arkensius1157 So... Silver Snow?
the guy who made this is really talented cos it's pretty accurate, even tough he skipped some stuff and focused a bit too much on other stuff. awesome job , and really funny in a way.
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
I love how it just broke them both. XD
I love watching americans react to this and realise that they were really late to the whole "slavery and racism is bad" party
Still weird how we still get the most shit for it too, lol. Whatevs
Dumbass
- Who do you were building the pyramids
- Who do you think Roman Empire got to do their dirty works
- Africa selling their babies
- Tyranny and white slavery with the Ottoman Empire
MisterSureShot Lenny Lynch was talking about how late we were to the idea that slavery and racism is wrong. It was only 153 years ago that slaves were freed, and damn, racism was so bad 54 years ago that we had to make a law to say "Stop it". And even with it being against the law to be racist in jobs, housing, and business, it's still happening - 'cause criminals gotta be criminal and all.
Lenny's just sayin' it wasn't too long ago in the grand scheme of the world - not that we're the only ones to have legal slavery.
In America's defense, they haven't really been the last with both slavery and racism. Sadly both are still widespread where some places are worse than others.
MisterSureShot actually, it's believed that the pyramids were build by payed workers instead of slaves.
“By the way where the hell are we?” - I loved that.
Mega batch of irony within irony within.. Gotta love Bill Wurtz
The History of Japan needs to be viewed next!
There is another by him on just the history of Japan. It is a bit easier to follow xD.
Fun fact: the guy who made this video spent around three years learning the complete history of the entire world until he was caught up and then created the video
"they decided that racism is bad...south africa might need another minute" this kind of acid humour makes the video great!
"Britain threw a hissy fit" the reason for everything in history...
It's funny right, I've learned more from Bill Wurtz's videos than I have in any history class I've ever taken.
These guys look and sound like the drunk people at the gas station while it's midnight.
"My dealer won't tell me where he gets it" is the funniest joke in the entire video and I never see reactors laughing about it.
SOME KID: Mom, how did we get here?
MOM: [shows this to her kid]
KID: Oh, well, I meant us in particular.
MOM: ...
"There's so many places and people and wars and religions and entreprises and wars..." XD
I like the "America learned racism is bad" joke because it seems like most people don't realize the joke is made twice, implying they actually didn't. Obviously both times, in hindsight.
My school teaches me literally a speck of all the history in a month but this video teached me pretty much EVERYTHING
had to take a breather after that 🤕😂😂
The Kansas song by the gorrillaz at the beginning 🤣🤣🔥
Hahaha was wondering if anyone was gonna catch that :P
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@@dronkusdonkus9190 Now was that really necessary?
@@nandabun yes
What I think is amazing about history is just how much we don’t know. Billions of humans have existed, and fir every Caesar there are hundreds of millions of John Doe’s no one knows anything about. For everyone in history we learn about there are so many we don’t even know existed.
I love that all the uncomfortable shit isn’t sugar coated. It’s stated as a blunt, honest fact...like the rape of Nanking. We can’t make everything all nice and flowery just because it makes us uncomfortable.
How does this only have 2 likes !?
When he says rape he doesn't mean sexual assault the word rape a nation during war in the old days ment plunder.
Ever heard of the rape of nanking? In that case it means both
@@victorparadis460 lets just not bring that up there are kids here lmao
Yea no a lot of the time children and women just get raped and murdered in wars
"We could make a reli-"
"No don't."
I literally had a headache right after that video. And then came here and watch it again with you guys here.
How I feel when math class is over.