HISTORY Of The ENTIRE WORLD, I guess - REACTION!!!

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  • @ReelRejects
    @ReelRejects  6 років тому +1194

    Thanks for watching, #RejectNation!! Does your brain hurt as much as ours do?!
    Huge thanks again to Mr. Joshua Nevels for requesting this one!! For more EXCLUSIVE content including Viral Video Reactions, Uncut Music Video Coverage, Full-Length TV Watch-Alongs, and more -- come join us on PATREON!!! -- www.patreon.com/thereelrejects

    • @TheLoreSeeker
      @TheLoreSeeker 6 років тому +17

      You guys gotta go watch the original precursor to this video "History of Japan" which is essentially a take on what you're talking about. A focus on on region.

    • @johnkraemer5241
      @johnkraemer5241 6 років тому +2

      You guys should react to Star Wars the Clone Wars returns trailer

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 6 років тому +3

      To TheLoreSeeker's point, don't fret, it's way way shorter than this one. If I remember right it was less than 10min long.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 років тому +1

      @The Reel Rejects, React to "History of Japan" by the same youtube channel, it's shorter and also good. Also check this guy out, he makes funny short videos normally.

    • @NaDDdankboi
      @NaDDdankboi 6 років тому +2

      The Reel Rejects you guys should react to d day for prayer it’s very good❤️

  • @onyxguardian1756
    @onyxguardian1756 6 років тому +687

    I like how the pause at the beginning is just long enough to make people think it might have froze, and then continues just as they think/say it,

    • @jackcolson4745
      @jackcolson4745 4 роки тому +85

      Bill wurtz is a mastermind at those things. If you count the amount of time from when the text starts disappearing to the the second he says "forget this", it's about 8.5 seconds, which is roughly the amount of time of the adult Human attention span. It's genius

    • @manoel2519
      @manoel2519 4 роки тому +34

      @@jackcolson4745 Bill has a like one Khjillion iq when it comes to creating content

  • @circleofsylvan5906
    @circleofsylvan5906 5 років тому +2308

    Them: "It was all territorial and violent and conquering."
    Me: "Except for the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings."

  • @Sereomontis
    @Sereomontis 6 років тому +3022

    Basically all of human history boiled down to a 15-20 minute video.
    I learned about most of this stuff on the 7th and 8th grade. That's 2 years.
    This dude just took 20 minutes to teach me more history than I learned in 2 years in school.

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 6 років тому +137

      In school you stay on one subject a lot longer to actually learn and remember it. This video is basically the history in a nutshell without much detail.

    • @nathanhollander5336
      @nathanhollander5336 6 років тому +32

      Its called bill wurtz magic get used to it

    • @vladislavcaptari2131
      @vladislavcaptari2131 6 років тому +62

      It’s because in school, the program forces you to learn the details of what happens, in this video bill wurtz actually made a joke out of the most important stuff in humans history without giving any details. I am not against it, this is just criticism.
      Edit : wow 2 likes! Ego-boost! Probably most likes I ever got

    • @shootbob79ps42
      @shootbob79ps42 6 років тому +7

      With me every one
      Lets go to land
      *No*

    • @Jeff-xi7pc
      @Jeff-xi7pc 6 років тому +2

      If you spend all your time on the internet you'll be smarter than if you graduate school

  • @Prigu
    @Prigu 5 років тому +3363

    Humans in a nutshell
    Human: You have a thing, I want it.
    Other Human: No, it's my thing.
    Human: *Stabs to get the thing* Yes! I got the thing!
    Random Human: You have a thing, I want it.

    • @Dalek63
      @Dalek63 5 років тому +71

      actually thats greed

    • @Sub_Mark
      @Sub_Mark 5 років тому +129

      @@Dalek63 no, it's called *REPEATING*

    • @yannacallaway11
      @yannacallaway11 5 років тому +35

      Accurate 💀

    • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
      @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 5 років тому +137

      More like..
      Human1: I got a thing.
      Human2: I want it.
      Human1: No!
      Human2: * steals it anyway *
      Human3: * invents an even better thing to show off *
      Human 1 & 2: . . . I want it.

    • @justdan1379
      @justdan1379 5 років тому +8

      Works for video games too

  • @karlymorales4492
    @karlymorales4492 5 років тому +2350

    Nobody is ever going to forget the first word that human person's said "gneurshk"

  • @suulito8195
    @suulito8195 6 років тому +9304

    Mom: go outside
    Me: no
    Mom: why not?
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @WorldTree33
      @WorldTree33 6 років тому +166

      The Entity This comment is GOLD!!! XD Please tell me you played that clip when you did it!

    • @kaitrageser2175
      @kaitrageser2175 6 років тому +454

      Dad: not anymore, there's a blanket!

    • @brianplays3490
      @brianplays3490 6 років тому +199

      @@kaitrageser2175 little brother throws a rock at you
      Aw f*** now everything is dead

    • @chadikhr7258
      @chadikhr7258 6 років тому +14

      cring

    • @deathpenguin005
      @deathpenguin005 6 років тому +30

      But but the Ozone is protective blanket.

  • @sarahfriedman4776
    @sarahfriedman4776 4 роки тому +370

    I love that every adult I've ever seen react to this video is always freaked out and says that was too much information at once but every teen I've shown it to thinks its hilarious and retains the information

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 3 роки тому +21

      Yep, teens have different types of humor...you know, with meme culture and stuff

    • @vanessalawrence1008
      @vanessalawrence1008 3 роки тому +29

      I'm 47 and can't get enough of that video. My daughter 13 and she showed it to me. Lol

    • @raahyama4023
      @raahyama4023 3 роки тому +5

      @@crook7493 *YES*

    • @calliope720
      @calliope720 2 роки тому +20

      adult brains are slower... we've already got stuff in here. There's too much stuff in here! I have to move shit around.

    • @LaVaZ000
      @LaVaZ000 2 роки тому +2

      That's simply not true

  • @ilo2224
    @ilo2224 5 років тому +844

    “Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”
    Humanities memory is shit...

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 4 роки тому +41

      Those who are knowledgeable about history are also doomed to repeat it, but at least they'll know what to expect.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 3 роки тому +30

      People who know history are doomed to see what's happening, warn everyone, and be ignored while things unfold exactly as predicted.
      Knowledge is not power.

    • @chloekaftan
      @chloekaftan 3 роки тому +3

      unfortunately a lot of history is also written by the victor, which isn't so bad for older history because we've learned to dig deep enough to find the truth, but when it comes to history of nations that are powerful today its nearly impossible to spread the real truth of the history of their time, like if i wanted to talk about the true history of the death of the meso-american civilizations then youtube would immediately censor me. and youtube is supposed to be an american company, and america is supposed to be all about freedom of speech and anti-censorship, but they only say that until its inconvenient for them, in reality america's information system is nearly as bad as the great firewall of china.

    • @Bunny99s
      @Bunny99s Рік тому

      "It's all just a little bit of history repeating" - Propellerheads

    • @stevesheroan4131
      @stevesheroan4131 Рік тому

      So is “humanity’s” grammar.

  • @mr.winterbamboo6829
    @mr.winterbamboo6829 5 років тому +1066

    Bill Wurtz: *exists*
    Everyone: *W E C A N M A K E A R E L I G I O N O U T O F T H I S*

    • @awelko
      @awelko 5 років тому +43

      No don't

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 5 років тому +26

      @@awelko yes do*

    • @AlexG-jm7cd
      @AlexG-jm7cd 3 роки тому +10

      @@awelko How 'bout i do, anyway?

    • @awelko
      @awelko 3 роки тому +5

      @@AlexG-jm7cd
      sure

    • @AlexG-jm7cd
      @AlexG-jm7cd 3 роки тому +4

      @@awelko its a joke from history of japan btw

  • @funkywunkywunker
    @funkywunkywunker 5 років тому +1018

    Also,
    "you could make a religion out of this"
    "nO dOn'T--"

    • @ghostdna8155
      @ghostdna8155 5 років тому +19

      Too late sun worship of the deadly sun lazer is a thing! 😄

    • @JustSomeHylian
      @JustSomeHylian 4 роки тому +1

      ghost dna yep. I had to play tomb raider to learn about that...

  • @Mayhemm007
    @Mayhemm007 6 років тому +1247

    What got me about this was just how many nations/empires have developed then collapsed throughout history. Now most of them are completely forgotten outside of a history book.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 6 років тому +97

      Many of the countries of today may well be gone and forgotten in a few hundred years as well.

    • @TheBakuganmaster99
      @TheBakuganmaster99 6 років тому +50

      Some of them are even omitted from history books.

    • @n3mo_
      @n3mo_ 6 років тому +79

      Remember that history is written by winners

    • @wigflew8051
      @wigflew8051 6 років тому +32

      PongoXBongo lets hope we survive in 100 years for now, global warming will make the *sun a deadly laser* again

    • @rovsea-3761
      @rovsea-3761 6 років тому +41

      Not to forget that many empires and nations weren't even mentioned here. There's just too much history.

  • @nieblas112w
    @nieblas112w 6 років тому +3569

    The guy also made a history of Japan

    • @baxkill
      @baxkill 6 років тому +106

      That's the intermission

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 6 років тому +19

      baxkill What do you mean? Intermission?

    • @iunne1113
      @iunne1113 6 років тому +33

      Me Bye
      You'll know if you saw the vid.

    • @thatguy6482
      @thatguy6482 6 років тому +12

      No that was about the rise of Islam

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 6 років тому +14

      Good Boi He did another video on the history of Japan.

  • @sightfield
    @sightfield 5 років тому +3596

    *Stolen Comment From The Original Video and Who Cares*

    • @ZeloticMemes
      @ZeloticMemes 5 років тому +40

      f

    • @yuripilledd
      @yuripilledd 5 років тому +120

      I got something in my eye and almost missed all of it

    • @168Ms
      @168Ms 5 років тому +21

      Watch the video and read my comment

    • @chanel1222
      @chanel1222 5 років тому +13

      Sight Field literally

    • @ProXPro106
      @ProXPro106 5 років тому +31

      @@168Ms I'm not scrolling through 1600 comments just to find something that's probably not funny.

  • @notayetti555
    @notayetti555 4 роки тому +76

    Well, actually… I know this video is old so I don't really expect you guys to read this comment but IF YOU DO.
    Bill Wurtz actually took 11 months to complete the video. Altogether with notes and important moments in history.

    • @vanessalawrence1008
      @vanessalawrence1008 3 роки тому +10

      But smashing all info into 19 minute video is super impressive.

    • @edoyuki1030
      @edoyuki1030 Рік тому +2

      Only 11 months?!?!?

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 2 місяці тому

      You do get to see things in overview and remember those little ditties. I learned. Also,play it at a reduced speed if you want to have less headache.

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 5 років тому +209

    "Too much information."
    -takes a nap
    Me too, buddy. Me too.

  • @jada6848
    @jada6848 6 років тому +2866

    "Can we go on land now?"
    *NO*
    "Why not?"
    *the sun is a deadly laser*

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 6 років тому +99

      Jada _Not anymore there's a blanket_

    • @viceversa6752
      @viceversa6752 6 років тому +40

      Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land!

    • @goldensout
      @goldensout 6 років тому +33

      Me when my mom tells me to go out

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 6 років тому +20

      Summer in a nutshell.

    • @sydsmiles4748
      @sydsmiles4748 6 років тому +5

      Its like me but with outside 😂😂

  • @yaksanibermudez854
    @yaksanibermudez854 6 років тому +2138

    What a throwback 😂 I remember seeing this and at the end my mind had enough

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      Yaksani Bermudez Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 6 років тому +16

      It only really covers the history of half the world, too: It only barely touches on the history of civilization in the Americas, even though Latin America had thousands of years of history that he could have gone into in detail, but didn't.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 6 років тому +14

      Sure, but can't one say that most of the action was happening in Europe, the Middle East, India, and China/Korea/Japan? The Native Americans were arguably just on either side of reaching *S O C I E T Y* (depending on the tribe/civilization) when the Europeans arrived and conquered them.

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 6 років тому +7

      +BlueFox94: That's only true for some parts of the Americas: groups in Mexico/Guatamala Belize (IE, Mesoamerica), and Peru/Ecuador/Bolivia (IE the Andes) had complex, state level societies with urban cities, actual goverments, organized armies, etc for thousands of years prior to contact with europeans: It's not as if the Aztec and Inca were the first actual civilizations in those regions, they were the latest among hundreds: Even around 1000 years before the Aztec empire was a thing, you had cities with populations in the high tens of thousands to into the 100k to 200k range., which is comparable to large cities from ancient greece or the roman empire. You have cities going back as far as 1400BC in Mexico, 3000 years before the Aztecs were a thing.
      So, for what's now the United States, Brazil, etc, sure, there's not much stuff to go over, but there's absolutely as much wars, diplomacy, trade, etc going on in Mesoamerica and the Andes as what was happening in Europe, the Middle East, Asia, India, etc. Granted, historical records are a lot harder to come by (thank the spanish for burning them all), but given that the video is only giving 1-2 sentence long quips about each event, that's not that big a deal, it's still entirely doable: I made a 60,000 character summation of Mesoamerican history once thatt covered all 3000 years of it, and I'm just some guy interested in it as a hobby, so if I could do it, so could he.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 6 років тому

      The Aztecs weren't around until the Middle Ages.

  • @jiordiread2004
    @jiordiread2004 6 років тому +2067

    When you realise how little you know about the world...

    • @nn-gz6xx
      @nn-gz6xx 6 років тому +14

      WOAH MAN THATS DEEP BRUH

    • @viccasaur
      @viccasaur 5 років тому +20

      I took a ancient civilization class in college before this video came out, I was familiar with some of the information.

    • @valkenhayn412
      @valkenhayn412 5 років тому +10

      because education sucks wherever you are?

    • @BimbaElis
      @BimbaElis 5 років тому +10

      @@valkenhayn412 actually in Italy we study all this from the third grade up to the fifth high school. I have already read other comments where there were Americans who said they studied not even half of what we saw in the video. But seriously? The Italian school is as public as the American one and you have not made the history of the world?

    • @echothenardier8053
      @echothenardier8053 5 років тому +8

      BimbaElis From my experience, American primary and secondary education focuses on the US too long for us to actually get to learn about anywhere else, except maybe for one school year or two in highschool , which really isn’t much

  • @Lxkee2
    @Lxkee2 6 років тому +730

    Great news!
    *THE FLOOR IS NO LONGER LAVA*

  • @simonedegroot905
    @simonedegroot905 6 років тому +313

    "There's too much history" *This enraged his father, who punished him severly*

  • @CoreyGIvey
    @CoreyGIvey 6 років тому +841

    Greg's face was like "TOO MUCH DATA!" 😂

    • @rockybfdi2763
      @rockybfdi2763 6 років тому +6

      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!!!!!!!!*

    • @herrartem81
      @herrartem81 6 років тому +1

      @@rockybfdi2763 oh ok 👍

  • @STARKILLER15100
    @STARKILLER15100 5 років тому +841

    “Wait a minute. Where are we?” LMAO

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 5 років тому +9

      What means LMAO?

    • @xipin5334
      @xipin5334 5 років тому +17

      @@victoriafalls8748 laughing my ass off

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 4 роки тому +10

      @Taya Kosheleva BOOMER

    • @jaosjkxjzfo
      @jaosjkxjzfo 4 роки тому +30

      Abandoned Vippaley
      Or too young. Or someone who speaks another language.

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 4 роки тому +4

      @jaos jkxjzfo You’re right. His name doesn’t feel English-Native.

  • @ethevr7146
    @ethevr7146 5 років тому +169

    I am in seventh grade and I literally just used today my knowledge of what the Cambrian explosion was called to get an answer correct on a pre-test. GreAt

  • @untoagod8679
    @untoagod8679 5 років тому +327

    Is loving *JESUS* legal yet?
    No.
    Okay, actually, sure, said Constantine

    • @emoon13
      @emoon13 4 роки тому +9

      Moving far away to be closer to his rival

    • @jrr_3
      @jrr_3 4 роки тому +7

      Don’t worry, Rome won’t fall

    • @southpark4182
      @southpark4182 4 роки тому +3

      @@emoon13 moving the capital away*

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 роки тому +5

      It’s the golden age of India

  • @NexusDex
    @NexusDex 6 років тому +236

    My brain is broken....this is educational AND A DRUG TRIP?! *AN EDUCATIONAL DRUG TRIP*

    • @tomfoolery4490
      @tomfoolery4490 5 років тому +8

      no, don't

    • @zephyromenix8755
      @zephyromenix8755 4 роки тому

      Everything is an educational drug trip if you try hard enough

    • @elnoroii
      @elnoroii 4 роки тому

      Idea. Do drugs while watching history of the entire world for best experience

    • @rijinzhou5487
      @rijinzhou5487 4 роки тому

      And we can make a religion out of this
      NO DON'T-

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically 6 років тому +730

    One of the coolest videos on UA-cam. Glad you guys finally got around to seeing it!

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 років тому +1

      Polymathically It's a shit video by a shit person

    • @cissyiniguez
      @cissyiniguez 6 років тому +15

      KarnRulez So, what then? It takes one to know one? 🙃

    • @idontknowman9096
      @idontknowman9096 6 років тому

      KarnRulez What?

    • @jnes624
      @jnes624 6 років тому

      Luke Sanchez he's pointing out there were big errors in the stuff the guy said

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 6 років тому +1

      It's very cool but it's unfortunately EXTREMELY old world centric: He only touches on the precolumbian americas a few times in thee video despite latin america having thousands of years of civilization he could have gone into detail on like he did europe, asia, and the middle east.

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 6 років тому +980

    Surprised they haven't done this video yet

    • @bloyomind1on1
      @bloyomind1on1 6 років тому +6

      I thought the same lol

    • @northernqueen3647
      @northernqueen3647 6 років тому +5

      LOL!

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      ToLegitt2Quit Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 6 років тому +1

      Wait so if they havent don this then what did i watch?

    • @tribot9688
      @tribot9688 6 років тому

      They?????????????????????

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 5 років тому +181

    "I would put this on repeat to torture someone" Me: someone who watches this video on repeat and know all the words "Yes!!! Yes please do that!!"

    • @masamigameon
      @masamigameon 4 роки тому +12

      I see you're a man(or woman) of culture as well

    • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
      @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 4 роки тому +13

      @@masamigameon I am indeed a woman of culture and I am happy to see that so are you

    • @Xardion55
      @Xardion55 4 роки тому +8

      Watch the video on repeat?
      We can make a religion out of this.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 4 роки тому +5

      @Temaghn O Murchada Should we call it repetorturism

    • @charlotteadase6814
      @charlotteadase6814 2 місяці тому

      It’s multiple years later but I was literally about to comment about that comment too cause I’m literally watching a playlist of history of the entire world I guess reactions right now as background to take a nap 😂

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 6 років тому +70

    The first time I watched the History of the Entire World, I Guess video, I wasn't sure if I lost or gained brain cells. Had to immediately take a nap afterwards to process all the information. (Fun fact, some of the things in the video actually helped me in my history final last year)

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 роки тому +4

      Oh it helps? Nice it’s a good thing I watched it like five times

    • @raahyama4023
      @raahyama4023 3 роки тому +6

      @@six4655 Five times? I've watched on repeat for 4 hours, plz help me

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 роки тому +1

      @@raahyama4023 lol

  • @karizmaa2804
    @karizmaa2804 6 років тому +844

    My dad died.
    *we can make a religion out of this.*

  • @mclovinU2night
    @mclovinU2night 6 років тому +330

    Just wait for the extended version. When they explain in more detail of the history of world. More names, more empires, more fun

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      MclovinU tonight Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @thegreatgamers9812
      @thegreatgamers9812 6 років тому +26

      MASTER SHOCKZ if you don't mind me asking, what's with the not so smooth self promoting?

    • @Purple_Scribbles
      @Purple_Scribbles 6 років тому

      "MORE FUN"

    • @PelycheeaceRA
      @PelycheeaceRA 6 років тому +1

      wait will there actually be an extended version?

    • @iamdepressed4550
      @iamdepressed4550 5 років тому

      More brain ache

  • @supremeleadernugget2117
    @supremeleadernugget2117 6 років тому +626

    My history teacher showed this in class lmao
    I always forget like the entire mid section of the video
    The start i get
    The end i get
    But not the middle

    • @Lestrangest
      @Lestrangest 6 років тому +2

      Supreme Leader Nugget didn't it get censored for the curses?

    • @MurasakiNoKami
      @MurasakiNoKami 6 років тому +30

      Lestrange
      Yeah there's a censored version, it's like ten seconds shorter.

    • @ラウラ-l9t
      @ラウラ-l9t 6 років тому +16

      Last year at the end of the schoolyear exactly three (3) people showed up to class one of which was a student from another school who considered changing to our school the next year, so we watched this video. Great first impression apparently

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 6 років тому +1

      Supreme Leader Nugget i got none of ancient history

    • @BoltFraction
      @BoltFraction 6 років тому +15

      To be fair, I don't think civilization as a whole knew what was going on in the middle, either.

  • @israelarja9457
    @israelarja9457 4 роки тому +325

    Being in Australia is like “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”

    • @nnoav
      @nnoav 4 роки тому +10

      No, it should be: Being in Tropical country be like "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 роки тому

      Gacha cringe

    • @arat.6068
      @arat.6068 4 роки тому

      @@tedreal2748 thank you

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 роки тому

      @@arat.6068 no problem

    • @richardfredrick964
      @richardfredrick964 4 роки тому +1

      Laughs in indian

  • @yashtiwari7352
    @yashtiwari7352 5 років тому +409

    They didn’t get most of the jokes........sorry bill.😂

    • @napadave58
      @napadave58 5 років тому +28

      Nope. They sure didn’t seem to.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +5

      Example? Because I'm not sure if I got one or not.

    • @konieczkowksie
      @konieczkowksie 5 років тому +4

      AFriendlyBloke Allach Joke

    • @Sammy-bi9fj
      @Sammy-bi9fj 5 років тому +3

      @@FranciumBoron 12:55 They didn't get the joke

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 4 роки тому +3

      And Japan!

  • @lolgetdemonetization5348
    @lolgetdemonetization5348 5 років тому +140

    Wife: Lets go for a walk
    Me: NO!!!
    Wife: Why?
    Me: Haven't you heard?
    Wife: Heard what
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @lil_sixxo
    @lil_sixxo 6 років тому +1452

    A little bit late

  • @MarcMagma
    @MarcMagma 6 років тому +351

    I mean, it's of course only an overview. There are of course a sh*t ton of empires and especially wars he couldn't cover.

  • @clericjin
    @clericjin 6 років тому +196

    what I still find funny is Greenland having more Ice and Iceland having more green...

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 6 років тому +42

      Rojenn Ortiz
      The Vikings(I think it was them) named it that way to confuse people. They wanted Iceland to themselves and to direct everyone else to Greenland

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 6 років тому +3

      I think that's a misconception, I don't know if it is but it feels so stupid... that'll never work...

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 6 років тому

      Damien Green
      That’s just what I remember being taught in school, I honestly have no idea how we know that is what happened

    • @pathfinder018
      @pathfinder018 6 років тому

      I thought it’s cuz when they found it first, it was named as what they’ve found, but drastically changed after a few years...

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому +29

      Rojenn Ortiz
      When Erick the Red discovered Greenland, he wanted to attract colonists from the already named Iceland. The solution he settled on was clickbait.
      No, I am not joking.

  • @KittenRaptor
    @KittenRaptor 5 років тому +35

    Wow I can see why the original theme song for The Big Bang Theory was rejected.
    Also why the pilot episode only had time for one line of dialogue.

    • @rileycannon6789
      @rileycannon6789 3 роки тому +1

      Considering most of their writing it sounds like an improvement

  • @firstnamelastname3942
    @firstnamelastname3942 6 років тому +59

    18:43 "Extinction ball" 😂😂

    • @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876
      @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 5 років тому +1

      AND THE DINOSAURS ARE GONE!!

    • @babyyoda5074
      @babyyoda5074 4 роки тому +1

      @@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 no it's talking about atom bombs.

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 4 роки тому +6

      I can't remember who said it, but there was a comedian who commented that, in Japan, their movies show monsters like Godzilla who were created from small animals being exposed to radiation. In the US movies, on the other hand, people being exposed to radiation gives them super powers. Hmmm...why would these two countries have radically different views on the effects of radiation? Let's think real hard about that one.

  • @KallianaCorus
    @KallianaCorus 6 років тому +11

    I completely forgot how overwhelming it wass the first time through, and that was with the added benefit of having seen History of Japan and knowing Bill Wurtz's video style. You have to watch it a couple times in a row and then watch it again after a day or so to catch jokes and things without your brain trying to explode.

  • @MercuryZero11
    @MercuryZero11 4 роки тому +24

    If I were ever a HS History teacher, I'd show this video to all my classes on the first day and tell them to make notes of each thing they want to learn more about during the school year and take the most voted areas for my lessons throughout the year. Then show it again on the last day and review with the class.

    • @Jellybeanthecat743
      @Jellybeanthecat743 Рік тому +3

      Honestly, as a high school student, I would LOVE to have a teacher that did that.

  • @atsartanis2337
    @atsartanis2337 4 роки тому +10

    I love how the entire video is just answering the question at the end, 'Where the hell are we?" "Hi! You're on a rock, floating in space..."

  • @angelmay5808
    @angelmay5808 5 років тому +14

    My brain hurts.....but big F-ing round of applause to that man!!! Wish they had just showen that when i was in school! Of course the internet was still a bit hit or miss way back then....oh well. Xxx

  • @Palladium001
    @Palladium001 6 років тому +56

    Oh boy I love eating chemical soup made with gnarly space ingredients!

  • @cissyiniguez
    @cissyiniguez 6 років тому +89

    Hahaha, it's funny when Greg's brain breaks 😂😭😂
    Don't worry Greg, that's how all of us felt the first time watching this video

    • @alexandermaddox8695
      @alexandermaddox8695 6 років тому +1

      NOT ME i actually learned alot and remember most of it

  • @ImFrelled
    @ImFrelled 6 років тому +38

    Have you done Bill Wurtz's, "History of Japan"? It's fantastic too and gives you a little more then this videos "Sunrise Kingdom".

  • @zorrow_
    @zorrow_ 5 років тому +37

    Your reaction: Laughs like 10 times no talking

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +26

    Blanket protects humanity form the DEADLY LAZER

  • @hokuwong
    @hokuwong 6 років тому +4

    I like that within that short of a time frame it moves from a science lesson to a history lesson seamlessly. It's really effective as a cliff notes of interesting history

  • @Kairukurumi
    @Kairukurumi 6 років тому +196

    Also you should do the History of Japan next!

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      Jay Spradley Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @that1trashborb948
      @that1trashborb948 6 років тому +9

      MASTER SHOCKZ you shoulden't advertis on other people's channels

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 6 років тому +1

      TheBritishBulldog love you too

  • @aweirdoalert7561
    @aweirdoalert7561 6 років тому +33

    The sun is *_A DEADLY LAZER_*
    You can make a reli- No. Don't.

  • @cck523
    @cck523 3 роки тому +3

    I've seen different reactions now, and you can tell the people who are learning something new and those who reconnect the dots from what they learned in school. Amazing video all together!

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 5 років тому +71

    *btw where the hell are we?*

    • @l.0
      @l.0 5 років тому +4

      in the middle of space , why ? :)

    • @itzaryaa6340
      @itzaryaa6340 5 років тому +16

      you are on a rock, floating in a space, *pretty cool huh?*

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 5 років тому +1

      @@l.0 There's no middle of the space

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 4 роки тому +1

      We're on UA-cam

    • @blottesque8532
      @blottesque8532 4 роки тому

      No, but really...Where ARE we?

  • @Timelords-13
    @Timelords-13 6 років тому +107

    Now you should do the prequel The history of Japan

  • @kmi2579
    @kmi2579 5 років тому +57

    summary:
    human: hehe i got something
    other human: no mine
    humans: *fight*
    human: yay i won
    other human: *no mine*

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 роки тому

      "hey you aren't me"
      "wanna fight about it?"

    • @arthurizando
      @arthurizando 4 роки тому

      we can make a religion out of this

  • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
    @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 4 роки тому +4

    I watch "History of the World" about once a year to review, and then I pick a particular moment of interest to research in more depth.

  • @skiller5034
    @skiller5034 3 роки тому +2

    On the topic of (not) going back to school, at least one history teacher has completely integrated this exact video into their class. They show it on the first day, then go "everything that guy said, we're gonna go over throughout the school year", teach their class throughout the year, and then re-show it on the last day and the students are all like "oh yeah I remember we covered this and that!" and I wish i had that teacher when I was still in school.
    If you wanna know, they have a UA-cam channel : Mr Terry History

  • @AngeAlexiel
    @AngeAlexiel 6 років тому +2

    the guy who made this is really talented cos it's pretty accurate, even tough he skipped some stuff and focused a bit too much on other stuff. awesome job , and really funny in a way.

  • @progamer1110
    @progamer1110 6 років тому +43

    I needed this video today, thank you.

  • @TAPM88
    @TAPM88 6 років тому +70

    If you guys really did want that “300 part series” I would recommend Crash Corse’s World History series on youtube. It may not be 300 parts but it is great

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 5 років тому +3

      Oh, that is AMAZING. Definitely recommend Crash Course.

  • @Deucebaby4life
    @Deucebaby4life 6 років тому +66

    What a brain fart..lot to process lol you both reaction was gold

  • @gtsrvenom1
    @gtsrvenom1 6 років тому +2

    it gets more and more condensed between each event mentioned as the video goes on because we got better and better at recording history accurately as time went on. the early parts of the video have millions of years between notable things and near then end things are happening one right after the other.

  • @f.m.f962
    @f.m.f962 6 років тому +18

    Congratulations!
    Brain.exe has expanded by 50%!

  • @Kairukurumi
    @Kairukurumi 6 років тому +88

    *NORTE CHICO*

  • @bj1000ky
    @bj1000ky 6 років тому +14

    The History of Japan needs to be viewed next!

  • @MCLackie3559
    @MCLackie3559 4 роки тому +4

    You can't torture me with this, it was my 11th time watching it🤣

  • @karolinakojak5210
    @karolinakojak5210 Рік тому +2

    I love how he literally whispers "they never got Ethiopia" or Thailand, it's like he doesn't want Britain and France to hear it 🙈

  • @lone6718
    @lone6718 5 років тому +2

    I love that all the uncomfortable shit isn’t sugar coated. It’s stated as a blunt, honest fact...like the rape of Nanking. We can’t make everything all nice and flowery just because it makes us uncomfortable.

    • @BrandonLung
      @BrandonLung Рік тому

      How does this only have 2 likes !?

  • @dragonzlucas
    @dragonzlucas 6 років тому +13

    There is another by him on just the history of Japan. It is a bit easier to follow xD.

  • @thorkagemob1297
    @thorkagemob1297 6 років тому +31

    Wow I'm surprised but not disappointed let's go lmao

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      KingInTheNorth 12 Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @jaltrayen3882
      @jaltrayen3882 6 років тому +6

      MASTER SHOCKZ Can you stop advertising your terrible channel?

  • @MethuselahWinter
    @MethuselahWinter 6 років тому +4

    “By the way where the hell are we?” - I loved that.

  • @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162
    @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 4 роки тому +1

    My school teaches me literally a speck of all the history in a month but this video teached me pretty much EVERYTHING

  • @mariaburgos2501
    @mariaburgos2501 5 років тому +1

    I literally had a headache right after that video. And then came here and watch it again with you guys here.

  • @Jack-wb6sn
    @Jack-wb6sn 6 років тому +7

    When you spend 4 years learning history and then a 20 minute video teaches you way more than you were ever taught

  • @dearfauxpas
    @dearfauxpas 6 років тому +5

    Damn I remember when this went viral, good times.

  • @RedheadButNotReally
    @RedheadButNotReally 6 років тому +13

    I love how it just broke them both. XD

  • @Chris-jw8vm
    @Chris-jw8vm 5 років тому +1

    Really like the video they're reacting to.
    Far as I know I knew everything in the video before I saw it the first time but I think something like this helps to remember that shit and connect the information together better.

  • @azure1204
    @azure1204 5 років тому +2

    Mega batch of irony within irony within.. Gotta love Bill Wurtz

  • @Zebens
    @Zebens 6 років тому +8

    It's funny right, I've learned more from Bill Wurtz's videos than I have in any history class I've ever taken.

  • @cronos5513
    @cronos5513 6 років тому +68

    The Kansas song by the gorrillaz at the beginning 🤣🤣🔥

    • @ReelRejects
      @ReelRejects  6 років тому +9

      Hahaha was wondering if anyone was gonna catch that :P

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      Cronos Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @nandabun
      @nandabun 6 років тому

      @@dronkusdonkus9190 Now was that really necessary?

    • @dronkusdonkus9190
      @dronkusdonkus9190 6 років тому

      @@nandabun yes

  • @natalies5917
    @natalies5917 6 років тому +4

    "Britain threw a hissy fit" the reason for everything in history...

  • @lulolie
    @lulolie 4 роки тому +1

    I decided to watch because I really like the bill wurtz video, but I'm just gonna subscribe right now because of how awesome these guys are to their fans.

  • @susiewolf4318
    @susiewolf4318 3 роки тому +1

    That was one hell of a ride. Great video, I enjoyed your reactions

  • @Wired4Life2
    @Wired4Life2 6 років тому +16

    *DO HISTORY OF JAPAN NEXT!*

  • @proraptor7291
    @proraptor7291 5 років тому +15

    *the sun is a deadly lazer*

  • @roseywolf7867
    @roseywolf7867 6 років тому +6

    16:11 They expect us to remember all of this in History but this is better XD
    20:44 HAHAHA THAT IS SO ME! XDDDDDDD

  • @shantidoesntexist
    @shantidoesntexist 2 місяці тому +1

    Sometimes rewatching the video isnt enough, time for another rewatch of the reaction

  • @markedmanmist
    @markedmanmist 3 роки тому +2

    These guys look and sound like the drunk people at the gas station while it's midnight.

  • @cruznunez5083
    @cruznunez5083 6 років тому +10

    had to take a breather after that 🤕😂😂

  • @darenanastacio7981
    @darenanastacio7981 6 років тому +57

    The faces you guys make throughout the vid is hilarious!
    XD

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому

      Daren Anastacio Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

  • @PetersAnimation
    @PetersAnimation 5 років тому +36

    20:41 After Watching Endgame You Dont Know What to Do With Your Life.....

    • @jaosjkxjzfo
      @jaosjkxjzfo 4 роки тому +3

      Nah this is me when I finish a book saga I like a lot tbh.

    • @Arkensius1157
      @Arkensius1157 4 роки тому +3

      When I finish a game, I continue playing it

    • @elevate07
      @elevate07 4 роки тому

      @@Arkensius1157 So... Silver Snow?

  • @frontgamet.v1892
    @frontgamet.v1892 Рік тому +1

    I find German history incredibly fascinating because the Germans and Germany were always there, but at the same time not and always different like a shapeshifter.
    Summarized -
    Rejects Roman annexation - Teutons defeat Rome, are often slapped in the face, but Rome generally fails to subdue them
    Create an empire that wasn't really an empire but somehow lived for 1000 years - Very special and unique
    The Kingdom of Prussia and hundreds of German states gangsta! before being defeated by one of history's greatest generals.
    defeats the French, unite into a new Empire
    Get a colonial Empire
    Fights the whole
    Gets treated badly
    Comeback as Villian, fights the whole world again
    Lost because of own mistakes
    Gets divided again
    Reunites again and is not allowed to be strong again.
    Also, a few German inventions:
    - Incandescent lamps (Heinrich Göbel 1854)
    - The Telephone (Johann Philip Reis 1859)
    - Dynamo and tram (Werner von Siemens 1866)
    - The 35mm camera (Oskar Barnack 1925)
    - Nuclear fission and atomic bomb (Otto Hahn - while Nazi Germany emigrated to the Americans of course. Are they lucky the Germans exist - 1938)
    - The ship chart (Jürgen Dethloff and Helmut Gröttrub 1969)
    - Periodic Table (Julius Luther Meyer 1864)
    - Jeans (Levi Strauss 1873)
    - The recorder, player - with which the first films were possible (Emil Berliner 1887)
    - Aspirin - which all great athletes used to feel used to relieve pain and which saved countless lives (Felix Hoffmann 1879)
    - Spark plug (Robert Bosch 1902)
    - Thermos flask (Reinhold Burger 1903)
    - the toothpaste (Ottomar Heinsius von Mayenburg)
    - The coffee filter (Melitta Bentz)
    - Cassette recorder (Fritz Pfleumer 1928)
    - Teabag (Adolf Rambold 1929)
    - The jet engines - Indispensable for all jets and rockets + First war rockets V1, V2 of the Nazis (Hans von Ohain 1929)
    - The Helicopter (Heinrich Focke 1936)
    - The first car (Carl Benz - With honorary mustache - 1886)
    - Computers (Konrad Zuse 1941)
    - Fanta (During the Nazi era - and yes, this Fanta)
    - First 3D film (also during the Nazi era)
    - NASA (due to thousands of German engineers and thinkers that the Americans needed)
    - Typewriter (Peter Mitterhofer - 1864)

  • @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046
    @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 3 роки тому +1

    I love how after the video, they were just completely done with the day.

  • @jacobjoseph2380
    @jacobjoseph2380 6 років тому +43

    6:25 dude on the left sorta creeped me out when he laughed

    • @Kkeire7
      @Kkeire7 5 років тому +3

      Well that’s rude

    • @Kkeire7
      @Kkeire7 5 років тому +1

      Self Inflicted Achro how is that not rude?

  • @FusionNaveen
    @FusionNaveen 6 років тому +30

    I see you listened to The Now Now !

  • @gaptoothlukaz5273
    @gaptoothlukaz5273 6 років тому +58

    Love the gorillaz reference😂

    • @ReelRejects
      @ReelRejects  6 років тому +10

      Love that you caught it 😘

    • @bearadam31
      @bearadam31 6 років тому +3

      Holy shit! Loved the now now

    • @evolo123
      @evolo123 6 років тому +3

      J.B. Studios beginning when they mention Kansas they play like 2 seconds of the song Kansas off the new album the now now

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 6 років тому +1

      JinnyBoy_ 28 Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @viceversa6752
      @viceversa6752 6 років тому +1

      MASTER SHOCKZ are you Justin Y. 2.0?

  • @raxny
    @raxny 6 років тому +1

    When he goes and lays down on the floor afterwards is literally how i felt so much information

  • @squirrelbuddi
    @squirrelbuddi 5 років тому +1

    Also education, especially history, is always slanted depending on where you live. Not just country to country but also state to state and even city to city. There is always bias depending on who's teaching you, what your community wants you to learn and how, and also the motives of the people who wrote the text you read about history. That's why index' and bibliographic references are so important, so you can look into who wrote the texts and why. It would baffle people if they actually went through their text book indexes and read about the writers and found out why they "came to their conclusions" in their "research". Some writers just straight up make assumptions and pass it as evidence or fact to support their writing. I like this video just because I like how it doesn't focus on just a couple countries but bounces around. Most things I've seen mainly stick to the same countries over and over so it's nice to see this.