My dad had an operation for prostate cancer and they removed most of it, and to this day I will NEVER forget the look on his face when he came out of the bathroom after he pee’d for the first time. “Goddamn I pissed like I was 25 again” he said with the most satisfied grin
@@idk_what_to_do_with_my_life and don’t forget 1. Man’s eggs are too exposed 2. Woman’s period because whales for example re absorb that 3. The childbirth process 4. Appendix because we are not 2 feet cows anymore (because cavemen just ate grass or branches)
@Gloopp I don't have one, but I have an idea of how it works. You can access the prostate externally, but it isn't as good as reaching it internally (Anally, or through the urethra, anal is easier.) There are videos instructing you how to or written instructions. It's can give you very good orgasams 👍
I kept throwing up for a whole day thinking it was just some kind of illness before I started getting some blood in it and decided I should probably go to the hospital. I got to the hospital and then woke up having already undergone the procedure and was like wtf?
You would be surprised at how useful your appendix is, if you ate something that killed all the stuff in your stomach(like the helpful bacteria that are in it) it has an excess supply of them so that once your stomach has been cleared of what killed the old stuff, it refills it with new stuff That’s also why it is really bad when it bursts Because it is just a cocktail of literally poison and infectious diseases that are released somewhere they shouldn’t be
Example that it protects against urinary infections and that is the reason why men don’t have so many possibilities of having urinary infections unlike women EDIT : it was actually the uretra not the prostate
Appendix has apparently always been like that and hasnt evolved much. The reason for it's existence is to house a massive amount of good gut bacteria that kill/overcome the bad ones. This helps the immune system greatly.
@@tutigsegYou won't be awake to feel it going in or being taken out but you'll definitely feel the after effects for a few days, I say this as someone who had a catheter inserted in a medical context.
@@pizzweak580 hehehehehe… …and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a *ZOO*! (Insert falling head noises here)
@@chloroplast8611what is bilibili edit I just remembered i stumped on bilibili when i searched why is my back sore all the time thought it was a virus and left
A Surrendered Heart And I am certain that God, who began the good work within you, will continue his work until it is finally finished on the day when Christ Jesus returns. -Philippians 1:6 If you were involved in the fulfillment of Bible prophecy, would you be tempted to brag about it a little? Mary easily could have gone to her friends and said, “Hey, have you checked out Isaiah 7:14 lately? You know, the part where it says, ‘The virgin will conceive a child’? Well, you’re looking at her!” Mary, however, didn’t do anything of the kind. She was amazed, even flabbergasted, that God had chosen her to be the one to bear the Messiah. But then she had a question, which was a logical one considering the circumstances: “But how can this happen? I am a virgin” (Luke 1:34) Now, Mary was not doubting or questioning the angel Gabriel. This had more to do with methodology. And Gabriel answered her because it was a legitimate question. He said, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the baby to be born will be holy, and he will be called the Son of God” (verse 35) In the same way, sometimes we look at what God asks of us and wonder how we can possibly accomplish it. We think, “How can I live a godly life in this culture?” Or “How can I, as a single person, be sexually pure and wait for the right person that God will bring to me?” Or “How can I, as a married person, remain faithful to my spouse, honest in my work, and uncompromised in my principles?” The answer that Gabriel gave to Mary applies to us as well: “For with God nothing will be impossible” (verse 37). God will complete the work He has begun in our lives. The angel promised that the Holy Spirit would come upon Mary, and the Holy Spirit comes upon us as well. God will give us the power to do what He has called us to do. Although Mary didn’t fully understand, she was obedient to God’s will for her life. In essence she said, “It’s a done deal, Lord.” She didn’t ask for a detailed explanation. She simply said, “I am the Lord’s servant. May everything you have said about me come true” (verse 38) Often we want to know God’s will before we submit to it. But if we want to know God’s will for our lives, we first need to surrender ourselves to Him. As Alan Redpath said, “The condition of an enlightened mind is a surrendered heart.” The apostle Paul wrote, “And so, dear brothers and sisters, I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you. Let them be a living and holy sacrifice-the kind he will find acceptable. This is truly the way to worship him” (Romans 12:1) We want to know the perfect will of God. But God is saying, “Submit yourself to Me, and I will tell you. First, give yourself over to Me.” Mary did that. She submitted her will to God. Have you surrendered your heart to Jesus Christ?
Fun fact, it's literally also the male g-spot since it's filled with nerve endings, way more than the "rod" so to speak. A lot of guys will be blissfully unaware of this though
That's my dad's biggest concern. He's 93, and can't travel anywhere cuz he needs to pee every hour, all day, all night. His doctor has suggested the surgery, but won't guarantee that he won't wet the bed in his sleep-which he doesn't do now, so he's not eager to take that risk. Does anyone know if the laser treatment has better results that way?
I had to get a catheter because I had surgery and was bed bound in hospital for a week and it was painful getting it out I was sleeping when they put it in so I didn’t feel that part
@@davidguardado4739You can lubricate it on the way in so it doesn’t burn from friction, making it often hurt less going in. You cannot usually put more back in when the lube dries or presses out when the time comes to remove it. I’d guess the blockage was probably why it hurt so bad. That said, it may vary and prior/repeated experience will probably affect the most painful part.
@@GuiSmith yep coagulated blood was blocking my uretha so they lubricated it with a "anisthetic" more to numb over time. I wasn't given any premeds and the blood blocking my passage meant some force was needed to get it in and up in to the bladder. Yeah it was painful. After 60 minutes of my bladder emptying a bag full of half piss half blood lay on the floor and i askedthem to pull it out. I wanted to get out of hospital and they had cleared my blockage so i was ready to go despite their advice to stay.
We have organs that can bench press up to 612 Kilograms. An organ that can continuously pump 5 liters of blood, through veins smaller than a human hair 24/7. And an organ that is the most complex thing in the universe. But we can't get a good organ that makes us piss? That's probably the most human thing I've ever heard of.
@@mikewazowski7402no no he’s not wrong, technically speaking since your skin is an organ and it’s the thing holding the bar it technically lifted that weight
They're cool and boring cases. We wear orange color glasses that make everything loose blue and turns the green laser orange. But it takes like an hour+ to ablate all the tissue so you just sit there smelling burning prostate with uncomfortable glasses digging into your head sterile can't touch anything.
@@Jirachi_OFFICIAL Yes that is what the laser safety nurse keeps saying. But when you're sterile all day doing these procedures, you don't care. Even the doctor doesn't wear them half the time.
Lost my prostate a couple of years ago, but it could have been worse. Men - start getting a PSA every few years, starting when you're 40. It's cheap, doesn't hurt and could save your life.
@@blanketyblank5022 50 - but here's the thing - I was having prostate enlargement problems that were benign; NOT from cancer. However, because I was under regular care, they caught it quickly when my PSA started to rise several years later. A biopsy then found the cancer, which didn't have any noticeable symptoms. None. It can be a silent killer until it's too late. I was lucky only because I had an aggravating but non life-threatening problem that forced me to get PSA's. The doctor said that happens frequently. Scary, huh? All you have to do is, the next time you get some blood testing done, tell them to add a PSA test to it, and then do it again every couple of years.
Αnd how often you must repeat it. If you have the money to do that procedure. My father just goes once a month to get his urethra opened up again at the exact spot .Not with lasers, lasers need to be repeated every few years, the problem is that the tissue heals back... my father does it with a catheter or a metal-like instrument, I believe
@@parafuegosarchive We do, that's why we choke on food. The way I remember it, it's like two valves. So when you want to swallow, you don't breath. Or when you are breathing, you don't swallow. You can swallow while breathing and die from choking on a penny though.
@@A_Random_Ghost they are two connected holes, you breath trough your nose and eat trough your mouth, they are connected so you can use your mouth to breath, but you really shouldn't
“Meet the prostate” *Team fortress theme intensifies*
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha... i prevent men over the age of 50 from urinating properly
@@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorldAnd produce Cum!
@@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld*Insert a clip of heavy with a kidney stone
@@gomango99”DAAAAAAAGH!” (Outro theme plays)
What makes me a good prostate?
"the design is very human"
Dosent the laser have to go threw my pen- Nah I think I’m alright.
@@Gorartsy I'd take the softcore CBT in that surgery over kidney stones any day tho
@@Wizard_Graphics I know they’ll proably give numbing cream or put ya to sleep but nah that’s traumatic.
I regret understanding that reference
Lol
My dad had an operation for prostate cancer and they removed most of it, and to this day I will NEVER forget the look on his face when he came out of the bathroom after he pee’d for the first time.
“Goddamn I pissed like I was 25 again” he said with the most satisfied grin
I will die but won't do the operation 😅
It is good to do the operation @@mosinregentt3392
@@mosinregentt3392why would you not do it??
@@Godz3839can lead to many issues later on, including infections and much more. Search up some of the side effects from the surgery
@@Godz3839The prostate is a huge pleasure "button."
Damn, hope the devs patch this bug in the next update.
Hope they also fix the bug where seedless watermelons still have seeds
@@idk_what_to_do_with_my_life and don’t forget
1. Man’s eggs are too exposed
2. Woman’s period because whales for example re absorb that
3. The childbirth process
4. Appendix because we are not 2 feet cows anymore (because cavemen just ate grass or branches)
@@josem588 also wisdom teeth
Elon is probably working on it now
Yeah evolution giving us the valve treatment and refusing to give us a good update
[watches laser completely burn away a large portion of living organ tissue]
Doctor: Yes. It feels pretty good.
What he means is that it feels good to pee properly after the surgery.
@@megakirbo4250 I know
But it hurts when u do it but after good
@@kyliaanb if u use anestesia you wont feel
@@paranaenselol That shit runs out when you get home and you'll remember you still have a scorched crater inside you.
"Fry the living hell out of the prostate" bruh💀💀
I audibly shrieked. No jokes.
I wish I die at the age of 79
@@i-love-comountains3850 Well, you will at least be pissing with freedom, that must feel orgasmic after you are unable to pee for a while.
Lmao yea that part there had me unexpectedly cringe and: 😳
“And yes, it feels good”
“Fry the living hell out of the prostate” god damn man💀
To be fair, they can give you pain but they can give you so much pleasure. It's balanced.
Bro that shit aint fair 💀
Not even gonna lie it's way worth it... you can feel it across your entire body for a whole minute if you do it right lol
@@jamesjorgen8147so uh,, how does one do that exactly
@Gloopp I don't have one, but I have an idea of how it works. You can access the prostate externally, but it isn't as good as reaching it internally (Anally, or through the urethra, anal is easier.) There are videos instructing you how to or written instructions. It's can give you very good orgasams 👍
@@Gloopphave gay sex
"hey babe, I want you to destroy my prostate :3"
"wait, not like tha-"
This was what my boyfriend said before his prostate literally disappeared. 😎
@@YoshikageKira-ge9gtwhat🤨🤨🤨
My bf:
@@YoshikageKira-ge9gtwhat have you done to him?
Lmao 😭😭
“One of the worst organs”
*The appendix which can literally kill you any time it wants*
The appendix is fr is just Schrodinger’s organ. It might explode at any time, or it might never explode at all.
@@revengeofthenerds4415 It's litterly a left over Mine from evolution
That's useful only if it could be done on demand.
It's uncontrollable self destruct button
Well...wish i didn't know
"And yes, it feels good"
"How did you know that?💀"
people tell the doctor how it feels like after the operation duh??
"Yes it feels good"
*having part of my organs burnt*
"Meet the prostate" buddy, we're good friends
"Comedy!" - Mark Normand
Fnf
Seems more like an abusive relationship to me. (Depending on the type of person you are)
NAHH BRO THE PFP SAYS IT ALL 💀
LMAOOOO
Bruh the appendix just sits there planning a murder wdym the prostate is the worst💀💀💀
"one of"
💀💀
Prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men, so its in on the plotting
It’s believed to filter bacteria, the appendix is the goat, if you get appendicitis you’re just a coward
Yeah the appendix is basically a kill switch or a cyanide capsule
"one of the worst organs" brother ive gotta disagree with you there
😏
also the eggs because they are too exposed
i agree to your disagreement as a feminine male
“Yes, It feels good.”
The laser in your prostate: “I will burn your entire prostate so you can pee properly. I need a few screams before that.”
This man summoned a whole fandom with "Meet the Prostate"
TF2 reminds me of "Meet the *blank*" Characters.
*Ba ba banum*
Meet the Prostate
Copyright Lololololololol
Yeah, it looks like it feels freakin fantastic.
Dang I've never had this many likes on a comment or a video
@@idkwhyieventryanymoreindeed they are five
This makes me feel less salty about having a uterus lol
Fr. I'd take a prostate over a uterus any day 😂😭
No, you should feel salty, because the prostate also gets to function as the male g-spot. Even when we lose we win
Periods say hi
You got your own shit to deal with...
@@KartikChauhan__KCa fucking laser going into your pee hole says hello
Design flaws of the human body?
Dude If You aren't grateful for your body leave it
As a bi man I want you to know that the prostate is my favorite organ. You are using it wrong.
You can use it however you want but eventually it will force you to use it to interfere with urination😢
@@rj6110if you ejaculate often doesn’t that help?
@@rj6110actually, using it “that” way is shown to prevent enlarged prostate and prostate cancer.
it's going to eventually start trying to kill you. the prostate is a poor design.
@@rj6110in theory, not if your very gay, very horny bottom
all of a sudden i feel my jewels begging me to scroll
same bro
💀💀💀
naw dey feel rattled ong
same
Me two
The cuteness of the animation saved me from feeling the pain.
Not me no sir
Didn’t save me, still hurt
Still hurt to see
I disagree, ouch.
My brain decide to ignore the cute animation and decided to make a realistic-ish depiction of it.
I need bleach.
I like the part where you avoided mentioning how the laser enters the body 😂
My dad walked in on me watching this short made a confused and weirded out face then slowly backed out of my room
“These are one of the most annoying organs in the human body.”
Appendix and appendicitis
It's like someone was shoving a knife and twisting it into my abdomen.
Got it at 10 years old. It felt like a stomachache, just worse and farther down right.
Fr tho.. can't even move an inch without feeling a stabbing pain on my lower body
I had a operation at 16 🥲
I kept throwing up for a whole day thinking it was just some kind of illness before I started getting some blood in it and decided I should probably go to the hospital.
I got to the hospital and then woke up having already undergone the procedure and was like wtf?
Avoided one form of discomfort in my life only to be met with another 😭
What
Explain plz
@@1mphulse .
Period?
@@KKCH_UMA yep 😔
At least I have time to prepare
“And yes, it feels good” one of the best quotes in this video
“It’s just a mess!"
“And yes it feels good."
Also the eggs
"This is the worst organ"
Appendix: "Finally! A worthy opponent! our battle shall be LEGENDARY!"
You would be surprised at how useful your appendix is, if you ate something that killed all the stuff in your stomach(like the helpful bacteria that are in it) it has an excess supply of them so that once your stomach has been cleared of what killed the old stuff, it refills it with new stuff
That’s also why it is really bad when it bursts
Because it is just a cocktail of literally poison and infectious diseases that are released somewhere they shouldn’t be
@@dante6383 oof feel’s bad man
The only thing prostate does is just help with fertilization
bro fr stole this
@@RealBasicHuhthat's not the only thing it does😏
I really hope they put me to sleep before they do that-💀
Well you're not put to sleep when getting out a kidney stone so...
They do chill😂😂
@@lucascruze416 no they didn't 💀
@@mrparrot666 🤯💀☠️
Not a chance.
I think it hurts as fucking hell to pee after the operation
I "came" to the "conclusion" that it's the best organ actually
Example that it protects against urinary infections and that is the reason why men don’t have so many possibilities of having urinary infections unlike women
EDIT : it was actually the uretra not the prostate
@@josem588then it comes around and bites you in the ass when you’re older. At least some organs maintain their usefulness
@@josem588 I, uh... I don't think that was related to what they meant.
@@purrosie4742 I changed the comment
your prostate pretty much always starts trying to kill you after a certain age. definitely not worth it.
*Appendix holding its finger over the self destruct button:*
Appendix has apparently always been like that and hasnt evolved much. The reason for it's existence is to house a massive amount of good gut bacteria that kill/overcome the bad ones. This helps the immune system greatly.
But the appendix doesn't burst in 50% of the population, unlike the enlarged prostate problem.
@@oenrn Exactly
It's so comical how shit the appendix is. And not to mention when it fails; it's an emergency, it can literally kill you. what a mess.
@@TimeWiselyyeah it can become fatal in under three days
Avoid all prostate problems by wearing leggings around the homies and falling asleep first at the sleepover
just like me fr
real
What does that mean? How do leggings help with prostate?
@@idonotlikesarcasmyou are too young to understand
great idea
I think our biggest design flaw is the spine
?
Also the man’s eggs because they are too exposed
The Human Body is a design flaw.
I think it's the foot bc it's fragile and lots of problems come with it
Or the vagina and anus being so close
I don't care how good that shit feels 💀
"And yes, it feels good"
F*cking killed me 🤣
@OwO ok
@OwO is them gawd dayum loops again man
😭😭😭
@owo2561don’t worry nobody was planning to
@owo2561 I wasn’t going to anyway
him:"and yes it feels good"
me: seeing a huge chunk of organ getting fried off
Or the the fact that you are inserting an object through your pipe
@@tutigsegit,s probably one of the most basic surgeries 😂😂😂😂
Lol to pee properly after
@@tutigsegYou won't be awake to feel it going in or being taken out but you'll definitely feel the after effects for a few days, I say this as someone who had a catheter inserted in a medical context.
Bybthe time you have prostate problem, you even need that organ, it's useless
Basically we just be living past our bodies expiration dates lol
Right? It's starting to seem like humans were meant to die between 50-60.
the way I can imagine the boiled one and the mimic being friends is mental 😭
“When I said I wanted you to “destroy my prostate” this isn’t what I had in mind”
Oh nah 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
S a m e
Gay ASF keep that shit to yourself fucking savage
the way i screamed 💀💀
Nice one
"0 out of 10, meet the prostate"
*TF2 music intensifies*
50 yo prostate: "if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"
@@azfarahsanSun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a ‘little’ more about fighting than *you* do pal, because he invented it!
@@stevenlenz599 AND THEN GE PERFECT IT SO THAT
N O
L I V I N G
M A N
COULD BEST HIM IN
*T H E*
*R I N G*
*O F*
*H O N O R*
@@Zukireese And then, he bought two of every animal, herded them on to a boat, and then BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE
@@pizzweak580 hehehehehe…
…and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a *ZOO*!
(Insert falling head noises here)
The worst prank that my friends did to me at the sleep over
The human G spot
*Male G-Spot lmao
To be fair, our bodies probably weren’t counting on us making it past 50 years.
Yeah that's generally the issue. You live past the expected date, things go a bit silly.
Nope we just overuse the the prostate
I'm definitely not expecting to live past 50 years
@@zwelethumathonsi787i mean ur comment just cements the point that our bodies weren’t counting on living for that long
@@roetemeteor live past the date any kids are born so its not gunna be fixed by anything
Where did you find the animations?? They're brilliant xD
A Chinese channel
It feels like smth id see on the hub
edit bruv stop
@@user-sg4ov7ng4h bro wth you jackin to man
@@staroboom4880 i didnt say i watched it
@@chloroplast8611what is bilibili
edit I just remembered i stumped on bilibili when i searched why is my back sore all the time thought it was a virus and left
Prostate: exists
*Enter Kevdog*
"And zhat's how I lost mein medical license!"
Dude literally killed the prostate 💀
A Surrendered Heart
And I am certain that God, who began the good work within you, will continue his work until it is finally finished on the day when Christ Jesus returns.
-Philippians 1:6
If you were involved in the fulfillment of Bible prophecy, would you be tempted to brag about it a little? Mary easily could have gone to her friends and said, “Hey, have you checked out Isaiah 7:14 lately? You know, the part where it says, ‘The virgin will conceive a child’? Well, you’re looking at her!”
Mary, however, didn’t do anything of the kind. She was amazed, even flabbergasted, that God had chosen her to be the one to bear the Messiah.
But then she had a question, which was a logical one considering the circumstances: “But how can this happen? I am a virgin” (Luke 1:34)
Now, Mary was not doubting or questioning the angel Gabriel. This had more to do with methodology. And Gabriel answered her because it was a legitimate question. He said, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the baby to be born will be holy, and he will be called the Son of God” (verse 35)
In the same way, sometimes we look at what God asks of us and wonder how we can possibly accomplish it. We think, “How can I live a godly life in this culture?” Or “How can I, as a single person, be sexually pure and wait for the right person that God will bring to me?” Or “How can I, as a married person, remain faithful to my spouse, honest in my work, and uncompromised in my principles?”
The answer that Gabriel gave to Mary applies to us as well: “For with God nothing will be impossible” (verse 37).
God will complete the work He has begun in our lives.
The angel promised that the Holy Spirit would come upon Mary, and the Holy Spirit comes upon us as well. God will give us the power to do what He has called us to do.
Although Mary didn’t fully understand, she was obedient to God’s will for her life. In essence she said, “It’s a done deal, Lord.” She didn’t ask for a detailed explanation. She simply said, “I am the Lord’s servant. May everything you have said about me come true” (verse 38)
Often we want to know God’s will before we submit to it. But if we want to know God’s will for our lives, we first need to surrender ourselves to Him. As Alan Redpath said, “The condition of an enlightened mind is a surrendered heart.”
The apostle Paul wrote, “And so, dear brothers and sisters, I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you. Let them be a living and holy sacrifice-the kind he will find acceptable. This is truly the way to worship him” (Romans 12:1)
We want to know the perfect will of God. But God is saying, “Submit yourself to Me, and I will tell you. First, give yourself over to Me.” Mary did that. She submitted her will to God.
Have you surrendered your heart to Jesus Christ?
Better that than literally dying from a UTI 💀
You won't need it past 50 anyway
Nah the prostate is still there it's just shaved off in some places to make room for peeing.
Bro I can’t wait till they remove this in the next update 💀💀💀
Meet the prostate
*Team Fortress 2 intro plays*
Based
"Pissin's a good job mate"
YES!
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongWell said
Jarate!
"And yes it feels good" got me 💀
Fun fact, it's literally also the male g-spot since it's filled with nerve endings, way more than the "rod" so to speak. A lot of guys will be blissfully unaware of this though
I'm not blissfully unaware o' this.
It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's there to be used. :3
Actually the "rod" has more since reproduction would be hard or near impossible without them, the prostate is just a second contender.
@@Spectre-69 This statement has no evidence attached to it.
There’s a difference between being unaware and not zesty
@@juan_hates_cucarachas1364 Well, they did not specify.
"And yes it feels good"💀💀
@GxDLY 007 // Metalix404 that’s what the man said wdym ayo
Umm going to the doctors
@@ilikebunnies7633 wait why tho💀
@@fredimendez4107 no reason umm ear infection yeah
@@ilikebunnies7633 you sure cause say it in this video💀😅
“And yes, it feels good” He knew what I was thinking 🗿
Guess we were thinking the same thing, weren't we? 💀
*STUPID DIRTY MIND*
I definitely agree with that thinking when I clicked on the thumbnail
@@Stars_ShatterSys welp....SAME
@@Stars_ShatterSysikr....
Wdym?
Yes but how do i control when i pee??? I dont want to piss in a bag... or diper man wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Girls do it without prostate
That's my dad's biggest concern. He's 93, and can't travel anywhere cuz he needs to pee every hour, all day, all night. His doctor has suggested the surgery, but won't guarantee that he won't wet the bed in his sleep-which he doesn't do now, so he's not eager to take that risk.
Does anyone know if the laser treatment has better results that way?
The worst mutant organ among other organs
Homie said "fry the living hell out of the prostate" like he held a serious grudge
he must of dropped the soap
@@HakimFinger1953 ok this caught me off guard
@@HakimFinger1953 ayo wtf
@@HakimFinger1953please don't make fun of male victims of seggsual assault 😕
@@TheProletariat321 Shouldn't of went to prison, not my fault.
The animator owes his psychiatrist an apology.
The animator owes me my psychiatrist.
420 likes moment. No one likes and no one unlikes
Why?
Because he smokes weed
This needs explaining
bro got me when he said “and yes it feels good”
Just wait until timmy realizes where the laser is put in from☠️☠️☠️☠️
Naw shit ive been to a hospital where was a dude with kidney stones removed he litteraly had a tube in there for the whole time like fr.
I had to get a catheter because I had surgery and was bed bound in hospital for a week and it was painful getting it out I was sleeping when they put it in so I didn’t feel that part
@@JamesCarter1888_It hurts a lot more going in bro, having said that my uretha was blocked so thats probably why. They had to fight to get it in
@@davidguardado4739You can lubricate it on the way in so it doesn’t burn from friction, making it often hurt less going in. You cannot usually put more back in when the lube dries or presses out when the time comes to remove it. I’d guess the blockage was probably why it hurt so bad.
That said, it may vary and prior/repeated experience will probably affect the most painful part.
@@GuiSmith yep coagulated blood was blocking my uretha so they lubricated it with a "anisthetic" more to numb over time. I wasn't given any premeds and the blood blocking my passage meant some force was needed to get it in and up in to the bladder. Yeah it was painful. After 60 minutes of my bladder emptying a bag full of half piss half blood lay on the floor and i askedthem to pull it out. I wanted to get out of hospital and they had cleared my blockage so i was ready to go despite their advice to stay.
Now I feel a pain in my pelvic region because of this. Thank you.
Same, my entire lower half hurts now
I don't understand, do you feel pain because of the video, or something else?
Technically the pain would be around your asshole. Slightly inside really So more on the taint?
@@Alexanderthegreat159 Wtf.
@@ProfAbyss I’m not sure but I felt the pain lol
“Fry the living hell out of that prostate”
Made me laugh ngl😂😭
It's good to see there are still so many affirmative action doctors in the UK
“One of the worst organs”
Nah, that’s my favorite organ.
For...reasons? 😏
Relatable
oh god
Yep
Ayo-
I don’t know how a cute animation has hurt me so much
because doctors "open" you, put somewhere in p33ing organ laser,destroy part of you with it (which is p33ing one) 🤮🤮🤮
Yes
1,4K LIKES AND STILL 1 REPLY LET ME FIX THAT
1.8k likes and only 2 comments? Lemme fix that
Your welcome
@@hhaimetuber9722 stop these cringe comments.
But that must hurt a lot
My assumption was NOT that it felt good, so thank you for clarifying!
If the prostate isn't your favorite organ, you're using it wrong.
Lmaooo
Or you don’t have one
@@Frostfern94then youe not a guy
@@Frostfern94unless you had some weird sugery to remove it
Oh my god
We have organs that can bench press up to 612 Kilograms. An organ that can continuously pump 5 liters of blood, through veins smaller than a human hair 24/7. And an organ that is the most complex thing in the universe. But we can't get a good organ that makes us piss? That's probably the most human thing I've ever heard of.
What organ can bench press 612KG?
I highly doubt your chest, tris and shoulders (and other smaller muscles) can do that without ripping apart
@@justduro1527 that thing that controls your jaw
@@justduro1527 the world record bench press is 612kg. Set by Jimmy Kolb.
@@justduro1527 Those are all muscles
@@mikewazowski7402no no he’s not wrong, technically speaking since your skin is an organ and it’s the thing holding the bar it technically lifted that weight
When you fall asleep first at the homies sleepover:
this short is so old, why am i still getting recommended this short?
"I cant even pee anymore, lets shove a laser in there" humanity at its finest
:D
Damn I love science
They can’t even let my pee anymore?! Detroit😑🤦♂️
They're cool and boring cases. We wear orange color glasses that make everything loose blue and turns the green laser orange. But it takes like an hour+ to ablate all the tissue so you just sit there smelling burning prostate with uncomfortable glasses digging into your head sterile can't touch anything.
@@dannibble it's too protect your eyes from... burning off😶
@@Jirachi_OFFICIAL Yes that is what the laser safety nurse keeps saying. But when you're sterile all day doing these procedures, you don't care. Even the doctor doesn't wear them half the time.
that terrible organ makes my whole week bro
It makes my hole weak.
I believe you meant to say “hole weak” 😭
Makes my hole weak too
@@Its_ArgoNAHHH ☠️
@@Its_Argo real
Did anyone else see that punch 👊💥 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The laser had me thinking twice 💀
the developers need to fix this 💀💀
God need to update this glitch 💀
Their fixing it in the next patch
@@MeShadow phew
@@MeShadowwhen's the next patch?
@@shaynekerry August 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe
If your prostate is truly 0/10, you’re using it wrong.
facts brother
AAAWWW HELLLL NOOOO
Explain
Bro… ☹️📸
Fax
“Fry the living hell out of the prostate.” 🤣
The bladder smacking the prostate got me dead
Thanks for making me feel the pain without actually having pain
Edit: be carefully going into the comments its ww3
Fr tho, even it was animated, i still could feel the pain
@@Amyayak09 same 😭😭
Lmao, sameeeeee
@flowerkid lucky
Agree
"And yes it feels good. "
Got me good bro. 💀
Wait how does he know
@@IltizioNic he's saying it feels good to p33 properly
@@Fuzzy_Weirdcore it true tho
Ravenfield
sounding moment
“And yes it does feel good” 😭💀
Bro I feel like the moderators should have patched this glitch already.
Lost my prostate a couple of years ago, but it could have been worse. Men - start getting a PSA every few years, starting when you're 40. It's cheap, doesn't hurt and could save your life.
Do you mind me asking what age you were when you noticed a problem?
@@blanketyblank5022 50 - but here's the thing - I was having prostate enlargement problems that were benign; NOT from cancer. However, because I was under regular care, they caught it quickly when my PSA started to rise several years later. A biopsy then found the cancer, which didn't have any noticeable symptoms. None. It can be a silent killer until it's too late. I was lucky only because I had an aggravating but non life-threatening problem that forced me to get PSA's.
The doctor said that happens frequently. Scary, huh?
All you have to do is, the next time you get some blood testing done, tell them to add a PSA test to it, and then do it again every couple of years.
@@TheAzmountaineer Thank you, kind sir.
@@TheAzmountaineer PSA got it. Thank you sir.
Shit i hope you find it soon
Its normal untill you realize where they put the lazer in💀
Lmao
in the hole😭🙏🏻
girls lucky
Ok, I can let things inside my assh*le, but my urethra?? Hell no
Αnd how often you must repeat it. If you have the money to do that procedure. My father just goes once a month to get his urethra opened up again at the exact spot .Not with lasers, lasers need to be repeated every few years, the problem is that the tissue heals back... my father does it with a catheter or a metal-like instrument, I believe
The fact our bodies were made to peak at 30 and then after that it kind of is like “what now I didn’t expect to make it this far”
My coworker had to have the laser part done, and he says this is the best he has peed in years. He was suffering
He was over 50 ? (When prostate problems began)
@@josem588 yep.
@@Dizzinator2114 fortunately my dad who is close to turn 50 (turned 46 in February) has never struggled with prostate problems
they need to fix this in the next update
when are they gonna nerf cancer??
@@Feettoucherfr I guess they could avoid nerfing it if they just added more medication branches to the skill tree.
Fr they also gotta patch world hunger and cancer💀
Better hope they don't accidentally install the WW3 file
@@cadencase5216 keep the flying machine glitch plss
"I've got an enlarged peostate doc, what will i do?"
"LET'A BURN THAT SHIT"
peostate
Also a doctor: How about a massage... ;)
peostate
I read that like Mario getting ready to stomp some turts
@Dïïvision i gotchu
Never in my life did i think i would hear that having a LAZER INSIDE MY URETHRA feels good
The guy to fall asleep first at the sleep over
This is a known issue but is not on our priority list of bugs. We will fix it in an upcoming release in the far future.
Cant wait!
Please fix the appendix
please fix British people and the country of Ireland
The man: yo guys I’m half girl half boy
Please fix Florida, would really appreciate
I feel like one of the worst design in any living being is the fact that you breath by the same hole you ingest things.
We don't though🧐
I guess the mouth?
@@parafuegosarchive We do, that's why we choke on food. The way I remember it, it's like two valves. So when you want to swallow, you don't breath. Or when you are breathing, you don't swallow. You can swallow while breathing and die from choking on a penny though.
Yeah that's why aliens make fun of us eating through our mouths XD (destroy all humans game)
@@A_Random_Ghost they are two connected holes, you breath trough your nose and eat trough your mouth, they are connected so you can use your mouth to breath, but you really shouldn't
Apendice: Allow me to introduce myself.
My dentist so talented he doesn't even use his hands during the prostate exam
Girls watching this : its not that bad actually
Boys watching this : ☠️💀
guys are such wimps 🥴
im a girl, and to me this looks absouletly horrifying tbh
@@CrumbledCatikr? im a girl to and thank god we dont have to deal with this
@@its_anna_subscribeu have to deal with worse actully...
@@abowabdo8130 ik
New fear unlocked:
Gotta send my prostate a birthday card to get on its good side lol
Let me give you another one
[ Testicular Torsion ] 😊
@@zjuraeventide8949not even close, surgery is leagues above amputation
@@zjuraeventide8949💀💀💀💀💀
Glad I swapped strictly to drinking water only 90% of the time…
Dang, can't wait for the devs to redesign it
“This prostate is dead it just doesn’t know it yet”
if the prostate isn't your favorite organ you're using it wrong
@UnitTrace acting like a 9 year old hop off please
@@mettalton How do you "use" your prostate?
Preach
@@mettaltonhere we have the Anal Master
@@RichardRoy2look up “prostate play” 😇