I'm Tired Of Looking Homeless

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2020
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  • @thedanielsturgeon
    @thedanielsturgeon 4 роки тому +5397

    It is absolutely insane to me how sensible and normal Caretaker is, given her choice of husband.

    • @natz7159
      @natz7159 4 роки тому +148

      What do you mean husband

    • @matbronk1
      @matbronk1 4 роки тому +385

      @@natz7159 not sure if you are joking. In case you are not, just letting you know that they are married

    • @natz7159
      @natz7159 4 роки тому +686

      I have made the decision not to believe you.

    • @dremptyyyyy2917
      @dremptyyyyy2917 4 роки тому +43

      Nobody talks about what the top comment said though

    • @geraldmartsy2165
      @geraldmartsy2165 4 роки тому +60

      Agreed. I like both of them separately, but I kinda don't get why they're together.

  • @jolue8923
    @jolue8923 4 роки тому +3717

    funny how he said he looks like a homeless, he looks like a captain of a 25 year old ship that passed thru bermuda triangle

    • @dapucci
      @dapucci 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 4 роки тому +5

      lmao

    • @DustBowlcat
      @DustBowlcat 4 роки тому +2

      Jolue ikr

    • @yuya0064
      @yuya0064 4 роки тому +5

      Captain Price

    • @jolue8923
      @jolue8923 4 роки тому +1

      @CS GO if you understand what i said, its not wrong at all `~`

  • @Dragonmastur24
    @Dragonmastur24 3 роки тому +1316

    Mustache: Check
    Mullet: Check
    Cat ears: Check
    Will Exotic: Confirmed

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 3 роки тому +266

    "I *don't* want to kill you."
    That's the kind of relationship I want

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 3 роки тому +15

      *update:* still the most adorable thing I've ever heard from people in a relationship

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 2 роки тому +7

      The real reason he included that one in the video: proof she wants him around

    • @nailwind
      @nailwind 2 роки тому +1

      I too feel killing intent from everyone I meet

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits 4 роки тому +1896

    "I'm tired of looking homeless"
    *Proceeds to look even more homeless*

    • @ashleeminnow8453
      @ashleeminnow8453 4 роки тому +19

      Thank god someone else said it

    • @RyujinNoKami
      @RyujinNoKami 4 роки тому +9

      Considering that he lost his house several time, yes

    • @anvithj8776
      @anvithj8776 4 роки тому +1

      come on , he looks better

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 4 роки тому

      It reminds me some basque dudes I know

    • @hermannhalbeck2815
      @hermannhalbeck2815 4 роки тому +9

      @@anvithj8776 yes, he now looks like he upgraded from being homeless to living in a trailer

  • @academyjason
    @academyjason 4 роки тому +2409

    Considering how you lost multiple homes you have the right to bear the homeless look

    • @isaacwong5966
      @isaacwong5966 4 роки тому +33

      Why have the right to bear arms when you can have the right to bear a homeless hairstyle

    • @justalex3209
      @justalex3209 4 роки тому +3

      ouchhhh

    • @rowanmaguire7890
      @rowanmaguire7890 4 роки тому +3

      Burrrrrn😂

    • @minky2396
      @minky2396 4 роки тому +4

      he has the homeless pass

    • @em-xy8jo
      @em-xy8jo 4 роки тому +3

      @@rowanmaguire7890 ,,,quite literally

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 3 роки тому +309

    That "I dont want to kill you" when she sees the electric hedge cutter might be the sweetest thing caretaker has said to william on cam

  • @puffymarshmellow3149
    @puffymarshmellow3149 4 роки тому +443

    Looks like jesse pinkman if breaking bad was set in alabama

  • @littleitalianman6304
    @littleitalianman6304 4 роки тому +4050

    I love how he says that he can’t afford to get proper hair cutting equipment, but he can afford to get shears and a hedge trimmer

    • @williamosman
      @williamosman  4 роки тому +1739

      I returned them all because I am frugal

    • @Jovinho
      @Jovinho 4 роки тому +77

      @@williamosman bruh mullet man

    • @konssan
      @konssan 4 роки тому +47

      @@williamosman But you could have done the same with hair cutting equipment???

    • @noegallegos6722
      @noegallegos6722 4 роки тому +115

      @@konssan now that's just ridiculous

    • @konssan
      @konssan 4 роки тому +61

      @@noegallegos6722 You're right, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking

  • @Zoe-ts4cg
    @Zoe-ts4cg 4 роки тому +2113

    Before and after the haircut
    Before: looks homeless
    After: looks homeless, but with a mullet instead

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 4 роки тому +57

      Nah, that's an upgrade. From homless to living in his mother's trailer that smells like 30 years of chain smoking with 17 cats that are neither spayed nor neutered. Actually now that I think about it it's not much of an upgrade.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 роки тому +10

      From homeless to living in a trailer.

    • @oleksiishekhovtsov1564
      @oleksiishekhovtsov1564 4 роки тому +7

      *After: looks like a homeless speedhead from the midwest

    • @VengefulFR
      @VengefulFR 4 роки тому +3

      He Do Be Looking Like Captain Price

  • @CubsYT
    @CubsYT 4 роки тому +348

    "how could you hate it if it was you who made it"
    me as an artist: ... oh...

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 3 роки тому +3

      right in the feels >.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 3 роки тому +2

      Mfw I drew an anthro lizard in a sundress and then realized I wasn't drawing it ironically

    • @BertyBertsson
      @BertyBertsson 3 роки тому +3

      As someone relatively creative I always hate everything I create. Everyone else likes it but all I see are the flaws. I hate exactly everything I've ever made and I always end up redoing it 10 times over and still not being satisfied with the end result.

    • @jerefied
      @jerefied 3 роки тому

      @@BertyBertsson L

    • @DigBikEnergy
      @DigBikEnergy 3 роки тому

      @@BertyBertsson L

  • @kimberlyb2738
    @kimberlyb2738 3 роки тому +87

    "i cant even back into the garage and you trust me with this to cut your hair" HAHA caretaker got me in my giggles

  • @jordanwauters2205
    @jordanwauters2205 4 роки тому +1641

    “Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetamine.” 😂

    • @thabamf
      @thabamf 3 роки тому +16

      That fucking killed me, 100% 😂

    • @e-101betaproductions8
      @e-101betaproductions8 3 роки тому +5

      @Red Dunkey ya what did you say?

    • @adamdurbin6895
      @adamdurbin6895 3 роки тому +1

      That is the quote of the Year 2020

    • @drcornman8343
      @drcornman8343 3 роки тому +1

      To be honest I think is a bit a bit if both

  • @clap9736
    @clap9736 4 роки тому +1917

    "I'm tired of looking homeless"
    >becomes homeless
    big brain

  • @SgtAbramovich
    @SgtAbramovich 4 роки тому +25

    I like to think that he called Michael to see what he thought and the call was so filled with profanities and maniacal laughter it was literally unusable.

  • @worshipwormking2327
    @worshipwormking2327 3 роки тому +28

    I knew someone who used to take a picture of everyone she saw that had a mullet, and put them on cork board. called it her 'mulletin board'

  • @AndyChamberlainMusic
    @AndyChamberlainMusic 4 роки тому +1001

    "maybe he's born with it... or maybe it's methamphetamine"
    that got me good lol

  • @BattlePantaloons
    @BattlePantaloons 4 роки тому +617

    "Maybe he's born with it maybe its methamphetamine

    • @Eunakria
      @Eunakria 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe he's born with methamphetamine coursing through his veins

    • @leiladekwatro3147
      @leiladekwatro3147 4 роки тому +1

      maybe its maybelline

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +2

      Hogan Tan maybe it’s baby bean

    • @chelakoech685
      @chelakoech685 4 роки тому

      lmao, Nigel finally caved and made him meth

    • @ClashTuition
      @ClashTuition 4 роки тому +1

      He can't keep getting away with it!

  • @voihanviineri6402
    @voihanviineri6402 4 роки тому +23

    He went from looking like a homeless man to looking like a warrior dwarf from lord of the rings or something

  • @Ashchu117
    @Ashchu117 4 роки тому +111

    6:36 DAMMIT WILL I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY DISCORD GOING OFF

    • @jaywilkey1323
      @jaywilkey1323 3 роки тому +3

      I checked mine and had messages.

    • @sajalchuttani2519
      @sajalchuttani2519 3 роки тому

      i didnt even realize it till now 🤣🤣 thanks for letting me know

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 3 роки тому

      same, then i remembered i have no friends

    • @hally7313
      @hally7313 3 роки тому

      SAME LMAOOOO

  • @Robo-kz3nr
    @Robo-kz3nr 4 роки тому +1443

    William Osman has evolved into
    Hill Willy

    • @annoyannoy
      @annoyannoy 4 роки тому +14

      i read that as "His Willy" and that made sense to me

    • @eggileierkopf9421
      @eggileierkopf9421 4 роки тому +3

      From the Casey Neistat channel

    • @wyattroncin941
      @wyattroncin941 4 роки тому +4

      Is "bill" not a nickname option for William?
      Hill billy

    • @redacted5937
      @redacted5937 4 роки тому +4

      Hillbily Willy has a better ring to it

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 4 роки тому +2

      Isn’t the short name for will bill?
      So therefore he would literally be
      Hill Billy

  • @cjhl0383
    @cjhl0383 4 роки тому +2319

    Will has been going a bit insane since Michael left

    • @vienna410
      @vienna410 4 роки тому +439

      you know it’s bad when michael is the one keeping you sane

    • @thomasfilshie1398
      @thomasfilshie1398 4 роки тому +137

      we all deal with loss in different ways

    •  4 роки тому +15

      Left like to other house or left like rip?

    • @PeterAuto1
      @PeterAuto1 4 роки тому +2

      someone has to fill that spot

    • @Zveebo
      @Zveebo 4 роки тому +69

      I’m never quite sure if Michael was the cause or a consequence of the insanity.

  • @VIDEOdugo
    @VIDEOdugo 4 роки тому +46

    "I look like the caveman from the Casey Neistat channel." - William Osman 2020

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 3 роки тому

      That was savage

  • @dustinallenphoto
    @dustinallenphoto 4 роки тому +22

    "Damn, they really do be cuttin' sticks" 😂

  • @BlameItOnGreg
    @BlameItOnGreg 4 роки тому +1553

    This video starts with “I messed up” and ends with “my apologies”.

    • @veerdotmp3
      @veerdotmp3 4 роки тому +90

      by definition, this is officially an apology video

    • @Sweegan7
      @Sweegan7 4 роки тому +2

      Sure does

    • @krzyffo4379
      @krzyffo4379 4 роки тому

      Take notes everybody, best apology video right here

    • @cloroxwipez8322
      @cloroxwipez8322 4 роки тому +1

      You know what's weird his thumb nail has the candy cane spinning thing from Jeff's barbershop if you dont know him look him up and you'll see it.

  • @nicocare925
    @nicocare925 4 роки тому +658

    "I don't want to kill you" is the sweetest thing Caretaker has ever told William

    • @ttBCH
      @ttBCH 4 роки тому +34

      My first thought is she said that very clearly while looking into the camera so she had evidence that she wasn't involved when he inevitably electrocutes/crushes/burns himself

    • @crispoman
      @crispoman 4 роки тому +1

      It is until you notice she couldn't keep eye contact while saying it :)

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 роки тому

      I was expecting him to say something like "wait, you don't?"

  • @paytonk9121
    @paytonk9121 4 роки тому +21

    “Maybe he’s born with it... or maybe it’s methamphetamine”🤣

  • @thelonelykidz3358
    @thelonelykidz3358 4 роки тому +24

    “Lives in David Dobriks shadow” is amazing

  • @popcornenthusiast
    @popcornenthusiast 4 роки тому +1260

    “I kinda like looking different than I normally look” Ah yes he has transitioned from homeless man to missing Duck Dynasty cast member

  • @leofonda5526
    @leofonda5526 4 роки тому +546

    His mental state has been going downhill since Michael had vanished.

    • @marcoc748
      @marcoc748 3 роки тому +22

      he joined offline tv

    • @zennut3998
      @zennut3998 3 роки тому +13

      @@marcoc748 he ditched William

    • @peasant502
      @peasant502 3 роки тому +14

      When the vsauce videos stopped, the mental state dropped

    • @Cabinzguy
      @Cabinzguy 3 роки тому +2

      Do you think he still has THE FORK

    • @crashlogger4283
      @crashlogger4283 3 роки тому +8

      @@Cabinzguy He admitted to have lost the fork from his first house in a video back in the RV

  • @choog2752
    @choog2752 4 роки тому +21

    6:35 you made me think I had friends on discord.

  • @ABCDEFGHIJKLMONP
    @ABCDEFGHIJKLMONP 3 роки тому +4

    9:32
    An iceberg an iceberg an iceberg
    And iceberg an iceberg
    an iceberg an iceberg

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 роки тому +5016

    You look like someone I would have been scared of when I was a child. I love it

    • @goose6189
      @goose6189 4 роки тому +52

      Wewd

    • @courtneydawn5480
      @courtneydawn5480 4 роки тому +47

      When I was a kid, the one homeless guy in my small town would always flip everyone off whenever they drove by. Will is definitely giving me those vibes

    • @Asteru
      @Asteru 4 роки тому +5

      Hey look everybody it’s Boubee doouke arts

    • @chubbychubby7593
      @chubbychubby7593 4 роки тому +3

      The wewd god is here

    • @joshuawilson8975
      @joshuawilson8975 4 роки тому +1

      Bobby Duke Arts I am a child and I am scared

  • @surreal9583
    @surreal9583 4 роки тому +1862

    They are a perfect couple and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @tom-vn8lk
      @tom-vn8lk 4 роки тому +60

      I thought they were cousins

    • @samuelgurung4307
      @samuelgurung4307 4 роки тому +80

      That’s his sister😂

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 4 роки тому +34

      WHAT ARE THEY

    • @alextorchia2289
      @alextorchia2289 4 роки тому +24

      isn’t she his sister

    • @jyln.n
      @jyln.n 4 роки тому +83

      @@tom-vn8lk no, Will is her pet

  • @Mickocarbomb
    @Mickocarbomb 4 роки тому +10

    I love how he screamed at 5:55 I'd of had a heart attack if I were cutting someone's hair and they did that to me, but I'd do the same if someone was cutting my hair lmao.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +1

      I was just glad she laughed lol

  • @wellthatssomething6126
    @wellthatssomething6126 3 роки тому

    this is one of the best vids i have seen from you guys

  • @nathanielmcmayrheebalaba205
    @nathanielmcmayrheebalaba205 4 роки тому +405

    "maybe he's born with it, or maybe
    Its methamphetamine" 😂😂😂

  • @drrrd9536
    @drrrd9536 4 роки тому +1801

    Yall getusrlf a woman like his. Man is nuts and she's there for him. Like a true caretaker

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 4 роки тому +120

      do not correct your spelling. it is wonderful and perfect just the way it is.

    • @nesty9289
      @nesty9289 4 роки тому +21

      @@ArchOwl wholesome

    • @nilszwinkels3341
      @nilszwinkels3341 4 роки тому +16

      True Legend I believe she’s his sister...

    • @karinawestmoreland8268
      @karinawestmoreland8268 4 роки тому +41

      @@nilszwinkels3341 I mean, I can't say for certain that she isn't, but they're definitely in a relationship

    • @eyesclosed3709
      @eyesclosed3709 4 роки тому +15

      They really make me realize how much I'm NOT willing to endure in a relationship

  • @Dontbeweakvato
    @Dontbeweakvato 4 роки тому +5

    For Fuchs sake I got a mullet two weeks ago. Walked in Great Clips said I wanted a mullet, after her initial laugh I assured her I was being serious

  • @meonnoem2751
    @meonnoem2751 3 роки тому

    The beard montage at the end is why this channel kicks ass n that mullet is kick ass

  • @ronove
    @ronove 4 роки тому +269

    Chelsea saying "meowmeow" and making William go back to the picture with the cat is a whole mood, tbh.

  • @rowanmaguire7890
    @rowanmaguire7890 4 роки тому +453

    He's officially lost it even more than normal...

  • @mandamoosgardeningadventur8305
    @mandamoosgardeningadventur8305 4 роки тому

    Chelsea, its good to see you are fit and well again...xxx

  • @benwiegand7956
    @benwiegand7956 4 роки тому +2

    Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that the fence is IN HIS NOSE at 7:47?

  • @HoneyNutBeemo
    @HoneyNutBeemo 4 роки тому +200

  • @callmechad9056
    @callmechad9056 4 роки тому +250

    You know he was too scared to tell Michael Reeves because of the ridicule.

    • @kosie2895
      @kosie2895 4 роки тому +13

      I don't think he'd ever live it down for him, will will forever be called tucker in Michael's eyes

  • @matteom7243
    @matteom7243 4 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million!

  • @clairebrayshaw6192
    @clairebrayshaw6192 4 роки тому +1

    Really shows off the beautiful preauricular sinus ya got there on the left side! Very nice! 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @beu9245
    @beu9245 4 роки тому +504

    Caretaker: "I dont want to kill you"
    William: "Can you try?"

  • @givemecookies5078
    @givemecookies5078 4 роки тому +769

    Nobody:
    William's hairline: 📈📉📈📉

    • @atiwich1999
      @atiwich1999 4 роки тому +17

      STONKS

    • @peixeboi0212
      @peixeboi0212 4 роки тому +2

      @Cerebral Moss 600 people, as you can see at the moment i write this comment, liked it, so yeah, ya wrong.

    • @FramedByLanden
      @FramedByLanden 4 роки тому +1

      Aye I'm the 666th like

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 4 роки тому

      @@peixeboi0212 you know, I dont get why the other dude had to be a debbie downer considering nobody cares about anything in any yt comment section, but just cause people clicked the like button doesnt mean they care about the joke

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 роки тому

      @@Lysergic_ " but just cause people clicked the like button doesnt mean they care about the joke" so if somebody likes something, like a burger or something, that doesn't mean that they care about it? for me that makes no sense.

  • @taylerdarlas1589
    @taylerdarlas1589 4 роки тому

    I am enjoying the wholesomeness of these new videos

  • @the_newt_nest
    @the_newt_nest 3 роки тому +13

    Morgan: Girls leave weird comments about him in videos

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 4 роки тому +1372

    Will: I’m tired of looking homeless
    Also will: gets a haircut that looks a lot more homeless

  • @EnfantDesAstres
    @EnfantDesAstres 4 роки тому +808

    "Sick of looking homeless"
    Ah yes, that Dodie song.

    • @aaroncarson
      @aaroncarson 4 роки тому +7

      this is gold thank you

    • @justinep6775
      @justinep6775 4 роки тому +1

      holy shit lmao

    • @jenniesis
      @jenniesis 4 роки тому +17

      Cuz I'm sick of looking homeless, so where do we begin 😔

    • @wind_reader
      @wind_reader 4 роки тому +1

      This comment made me wheeze real bad... thank you!

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 4 роки тому +6

      I can finally see you’re as homeless as me

  • @FerHivore
    @FerHivore 2 роки тому

    4:15 - I love this editing.

  • @noahhyett556
    @noahhyett556 2 роки тому

    I unironically have a mullet and have had a mullet for years, glad to see you've become part of the crew.

  • @helix5729
    @helix5729 4 роки тому +992

    "Well, I'm sorry to hear about your mother's passing."
    Remember how William's house burned down and his dog died immediately after he joked about them both doing so?
    oh no.

  • @Kevin-cr4xv
    @Kevin-cr4xv 4 роки тому +324

    “I can’t even back into the garage”
    I’ve never related to a quote so much in my life before

  • @MsMagnificentMary
    @MsMagnificentMary 4 роки тому +4

    the discord notif sounds around 6:37 had me losing my mind lol

  • @simonwhite2165
    @simonwhite2165 3 роки тому +1

    holy shit, ive never felt more at home on this channel till i saw that amazing mullet

  • @bencockerill42
    @bencockerill42 4 роки тому +294

    William: **Has sudden urge to kill Carole Baskin**

    • @luvthqflex
      @luvthqflex 4 роки тому +2

      Carol baskin, killed her husband whacked him, can't convince me that it didn't happen, fed him to the Tigers they be snacking, what's happening, Carol Baskin.

  • @panduadikara9078
    @panduadikara9078 4 роки тому +242

    "maybe he's born with it
    maybe it's methamphetamine"
    i love it

  • @tokyogabe.
    @tokyogabe. 4 роки тому +6

    First I heard “very nice” then I heard “burned ice”😂

  • @Srry4thegonaria
    @Srry4thegonaria 3 роки тому +4

    6:36 "waddayathink Chelsea?"
    Chelsea: ....*buzzers cut on again menacingly*

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 4 роки тому +214

    3:51 - "I'm not doing that. I don't want to kill you." Stockholm syndrome, clearly.

  • @Sam-ol3hx
    @Sam-ol3hx 4 роки тому +763

    William: Gets a haircut cut to “torment caretaker”. Makes that haircut a mullet
    Every Australian teen proud of their mullet:
    👁👄👁

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 4 роки тому +13

      A surprising number of kids at my American high school have mullets and I really don’t get it

    • @DCCXXjay
      @DCCXXjay 4 роки тому +1

      hello

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 4 роки тому +20

      @@hannahbloom Business in the front party in the back, gotta respect the mullet my dude.

    • @jordanwait7264
      @jordanwait7264 4 роки тому +5

      The mullet is IN!!! Get with the times or get lost...

    • @dumbfacesnake
      @dumbfacesnake 4 роки тому

      Jordan Wait people say it’s ugly, but mad ppl got them. Round the world too

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 3 роки тому

    The glamour shots are spectacular

  • @duckingsad6126
    @duckingsad6126 3 роки тому +2

    6:24 William: I just need a comb
    What you need is to shave

  • @barackobama2965
    @barackobama2965 4 роки тому +305

    "NO! I don't want to kill you."
    "But Chelsea nobody is gonna take our game show serious"
    Will putting his own life on the line for content, I salute to that

  • @ryanshiels759
    @ryanshiels759 4 роки тому +187

    "i look like the caveman from the casey niestat channel"
    bruh

  • @ethanbeitel2004
    @ethanbeitel2004 4 роки тому +2

    why caretakers pupils blown in a fully lit room at 7:53

  • @houseofgrooving
    @houseofgrooving 4 роки тому

    Ahhh this is why I watch your content just pure content :) nice

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 4 роки тому +227

    "maybe he's born that way... maybe its methamphetamine." greatest bit ever

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 роки тому +587

    He was becoming like Jesus, but now he looks like homeless Jesus.

  • @THuang-lt1ob
    @THuang-lt1ob 3 роки тому

    that slicked back look before cutting was actually pretty sharp

  • @LilDefuseKit
    @LilDefuseKit 4 роки тому

    Good job William! Australia has your back😃

  • @IchorX
    @IchorX 4 роки тому +177

    The average homeless person still retains more dignity than any man with a mullet.

  • @wazariowirkum8659
    @wazariowirkum8659 4 роки тому +166

    Relationship goal: to get to that stage, when you trust your partner enough to let her cut your hair with frickin fardening trimmer....

    • @raisage
      @raisage 4 роки тому +5

      Trust? More like beg. xD

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 4 роки тому +1

      FACTS

    • @BowlGOfficial
      @BowlGOfficial 4 роки тому +3

      f a r d e n i n g t r i m m e r

  • @cvgurau
    @cvgurau 3 роки тому +2

    "damn they really do be cuttin sticks" had me ROLLING.

  • @lethalweeaboo2239
    @lethalweeaboo2239 4 роки тому

    Hell yeah brother, Welcome to the William Osman UA-cam Channel.

  • @PancakeStack654
    @PancakeStack654 4 роки тому +171

    Will’s sanity has left the chat.
    *Mullet has entered the chat*

    • @adamrimmington6577
      @adamrimmington6577 4 роки тому

      very nice very nice very nice very nice very nice vey nyce vey nyce vey nyce vey nyce vey nyce

  • @retardojoestar901
    @retardojoestar901 4 роки тому +113

    William looks more homeless the longer he stays home lmao

  • @KL96012
    @KL96012 4 роки тому +1

    I have been growing out my hair til it was really long than I recent got a razor cut
    And it feels so good with less hair

  • @MrEbrahim019
    @MrEbrahim019 4 роки тому

    I could tell he got a mullet from the beginning of the video! HELL YEAH BROTHER!!

  • @patg8107
    @patg8107 4 роки тому +225

    I love William's videos. When I got here he was doing hardcore science with a goofy edge but watching it devolve into this kind of dadaist, free-form crazy shit has been just breathtaking. 10/10

  • @aurorarose2589
    @aurorarose2589 4 роки тому +345

    "well im sorry to hear about your mother's passing"
    omfg LMAO

  • @rasubosu355
    @rasubosu355 3 роки тому +2

    “Look at that blade!”
    Picks up box

  • @davidjensen5430
    @davidjensen5430 3 роки тому +2

    William: "let's just put that in there..."
    caretaker *disapprovingly*: "William"
    .
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    William: "nice"

  • @JB-yp7je
    @JB-yp7je 4 роки тому +184

    I love how EVERYONE is confused about William and Caretaker’s relationship with eachother

    • @gagnonguitars
      @gagnonguitars 4 роки тому +28

      Theyre married, but yeah

    • @jakeb6703
      @jakeb6703 4 роки тому +9

      I mean it's kinda in the name

    • @hollodollo4771
      @hollodollo4771 4 роки тому +4

      Think he called his other gf care taker as well

    • @honixfpv2772
      @honixfpv2772 4 роки тому +1

      @@gagnonguitarsreally? didn´t know

    • @Herzfeld10
      @Herzfeld10 4 роки тому +10

      @@honixfpv2772 cause it's not true. they've been married for years

  • @EBspeciesfishing
    @EBspeciesfishing 4 роки тому +195

    High quality content from 2019: egg drops and an all wood bike
    High quality content from 2020: let's get my hair cut
    2020 is a strange year...

    • @williamosman
      @williamosman  4 роки тому +55

      Don't worry I have a plan to fix this

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 роки тому

      Quarentine is a cruel mistress

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@williamosman a plan to fix 2020?

    • @Charlestic
      @Charlestic 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamosman gonna glue it back on?

  • @6eggsinmybrain
    @6eggsinmybrain 4 роки тому +1

    Happy 2 mil

  • @RoastyPotato
    @RoastyPotato 2 роки тому

    Liking the thundercat look at the start

  • @JackTheChappers
    @JackTheChappers 4 роки тому +247

    Oh cmon you should’ve showed us Michael Reeves’ reaction

    • @parthadeepbera479
      @parthadeepbera479 4 роки тому +10

      Go ask him on his twich stream . He would probably do it .

    • @onstagejungle1947
      @onstagejungle1947 4 роки тому +9

      They don’t live together anymore

    • @PirateSometimes
      @PirateSometimes 4 роки тому +7

      @@onstagejungle1947 yeah, but nor does he with any of the others he called

    • @rynewaterbury7605
      @rynewaterbury7605 4 роки тому

      You're getting it confused, he said his "friends" reactions...

    • @Logman12
      @Logman12 4 роки тому +1

      Ryne Waterbury did something happen?

  • @milesrand8675
    @milesrand8675 4 роки тому +120

    “Backyard scientist, everyones least favorite neighbor.”
    LOL

  • @redneckracerw5162
    @redneckracerw5162 4 роки тому

    So nice to see you jump on the mullet train

  • @elenaalbano7645
    @elenaalbano7645 3 роки тому

    When he said they were not going to use proper scissors i did not think of gardening tools... but now I kind of want to try them next time I cut my hair

  • @elijaha773
    @elijaha773 4 роки тому +144

    "Fired from NASA for eating too many free snacks", "Everyone's least favorite neighbor", "Lives in David Dobrik's (who is that?) shadow", "his last name is spelled without the 's'", and "Girls leave weird comments about him in videos"
    This summarizes William's interactions and observations with other people in a nutshell.😁

  • @amberfaux2329
    @amberfaux2329 4 роки тому +22

    Maybe he's born with it.
    Maybe it's
    ~M E T H A M P H E T A M I N E~
    ·
    ·
    Best intro

  • @vitamix3676
    @vitamix3676 4 роки тому +4

    Can't believe I recognized someone I went to middle school with in that montage

  • @chomkeygamer9455
    @chomkeygamer9455 3 роки тому +1

    I need that electric hedge trimmer.