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  • @MetalHeadMat666
    @MetalHeadMat666 9 років тому +231

    Fun fact, the main girl in this, (the daughter of Michael Beck's character), was also in Face/Off. She was one of the choir singers that Nicholas Cage's character groped in the beginning of Face/Off while he was pretending to be a priest.

    • @DragonKirby
      @DragonKirby 7 років тому +16

      LemmonFury THE MORE YOU KNOW

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 7 років тому +7

      Interesting. 🤔

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому +31

      Fun theory: the bear skin Nicholas Cage wore in The Wickerman was Chuck Norris.

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 7 років тому +5

      DalekTheSupreme That's not true. He tried to kill Chuck Norris, but, Chuck Norris' glare ended Nicholas Cage's career and they never crossed paths again.

    • @scottpilgrim920
      @scottpilgrim920 6 років тому +5

      LemmonFury she DID look familiar!!

  • @AishaVonFossen
    @AishaVonFossen 7 років тому +210

    "Sorry, kid, but I'm a mountain. I just kinda stand here."
    ROFL! :D

  • @rob-paulson
    @rob-paulson 9 років тому +604

    Missed joke opportunity there about Chuck Norris "taking on six men at once"...

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому +44

      Penetrating fear deep inside them... among other things...

    • @RogueMayhem11
      @RogueMayhem11 7 років тому +42

      Like raging, hot, and hard ..... fists

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 5 років тому +6

      phrasing!

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 років тому +6

      Damn. Quite a lot of missed jokes....

    • @AlisterBerb
      @AlisterBerb 5 років тому +9

      Chuck Norris wants to put himself in 6 men at once.

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 6 років тому +61

    8:40 speaking as someone who grew up in a family of loggers in a logging town near the HQ of one of the largest lumber companies in the US logging companies in the US, logging companies in the US are actually not that bad. They usually selectively harvest, the dont clear cut, and they usually plant trees to replace the ones they cut. It's pretty short sighted to just clear cut everything in an area and abandoned it, since thick forests usually grow in wet mountainous areas if you cut ALL the trees and dont replace any of them you'll get mudslides, soil erosion, and no more new trees to log 20 years from now. Logging companies in the Western US have been logging the same areas for over 100 years.

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 2 роки тому +3

      They are just people trying to make a living and then the thumbs up from Dodgeball dressing like Davy Crocket's kindergarten inspired brother with shapeshifting powers comes in and beats them all up.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 2 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately once in New Hampshire a nice part of the forest was illegally clear cut. I don’t think anyone was arrested either. Some people are corrupt as fuck and ask no questions.

    • @Sci-Fi-Mike
      @Sci-Fi-Mike 2 роки тому +1

      Regarding muslides, Haiti has cut down most of its trees for farming, firewood for heating food, and other uses, leading to less than 1% of its original primary forest remaining. The Dominican Republic used better logging practices. As a result, when a hurricane passes over the island of Hispaniola, which they both share, Haiti tends to have many more mudslides and many more fatalities. I'm glad to hear that U.S. companies are using sustainable methods in logging. Thanks for the insight regarding your logging family and the practices of most U.S. loggers.

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 2 роки тому

      Thank you for sharing that info dude, gonna lol up how logging works more.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Рік тому

      The problem with relogging though is wildlife that uses the trees for habitat is still very disturbed, and I doubt logging companies understand the nuance of forests, such as tree species diversity and the mycology associated with forests: They probably just all "replant" the same species of trees.

  • @klonvomhaus
    @klonvomhaus 7 років тому +203

    When he said "the way of the Indians", I thought he's joking. Then they actually tried to sell Kung Fu as the native american way of fighting and I could not stop laughing...

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +3

      I think the best depiction of Native Americans has to be in the movie "Dudley Do Right". It's not accurate even by the biggest stretch of the imagination, but it's fun.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 роки тому +6

      @@LadyOnikara nah, the best depiction of Native Americans was the Chief in Ernest Goes To Camp.

    • @jarjthejargj6099
      @jarjthejargj6099 Рік тому

      That could actually be an accurate fact, since Jackie Chan used Kung fu to fight some Native Americans in “Shanghai Noon”. And then he made friends with one of the tribes, so there’s a chance that he taught them Kung fu during his visit.

  • @MisterTutor2010
    @MisterTutor2010 7 років тому +93

    "...the animals he loved in life.". No way that could be misinterpreted either :)

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 5 років тому +5

      No comment

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 4 роки тому +2

      elliot Stannard he seems more of badger wrangler to me. He loves’em short, hairy, and mean.

  • @DavidRYates-bx9qg
    @DavidRYates-bx9qg 9 років тому +718

    Chuck Norris changing into a bear wasn't a special effect. It actually happened. Chuck Norris can shapeshift into a bear. The more you know.

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 років тому +43

      All actors have a power for instance Nicolas cage can set himself ablaze and Pamela Anderson can have slowmo rain be poured on her.

    • @johngervais230
      @johngervais230 8 років тому +16

      I wonder what Liam Neeson's power is? Can God have just one power?

    • @JamesW609
      @JamesW609 8 років тому +21

      John Gervais he has a particular set of skills obviously

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 7 років тому +2

      John Gervais apparently to viciously murder bad people.

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 7 років тому +1

      John Gervais he's supernaturally good at math. That's his power

  • @rickylyon3846
    @rickylyon3846 4 роки тому +27

    - This bear would be using his beard as toilet paper.
    - It does look unnaturally absorbent!
    Shit! That one killed me.

  • @PharaohOfTheDamned
    @PharaohOfTheDamned 9 років тому +98

    I started fucking crying because it's true. Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 8 років тому +387

    Is that villain Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 років тому +10

      No, that's a voice actor named Jim Ward. This guy is Terry Kiser from Weekend at Bernie's.

    • @DeclanCorey
      @DeclanCorey 8 років тому +30

      doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

    • @richardferrara1606
      @richardferrara1606 8 років тому +2

      more like douce douciedome owner of the doucedale douciedome

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 8 років тому +6

      ***** the joke you made was already unfunny on its own, but I feel the need to point out you misspelled douche every time. Assuming that's what you were going for. It's the only joke I can see you trying to make in this jumble.

    • @bizarrenrugged3370
      @bizarrenrugged3370 8 років тому +8

      Witty Username u couldn't help yourself could ya

  • @jaxg2117
    @jaxg2117 8 років тому +476

    "Chuck Norris wants to put himself into every man!,
    "Thank you for making a statement that could not possible be interpreted in any other way!"
    THIS, was the phrase that finally caused me to die of laughter, anyone want to join me in the morgue?

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому +36

      "Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard wood." ~ That's about when I joined you. Hi, next-drawer neighbor.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 6 років тому +9

      ...where Chuck Norris will be putting himself in every corpse.

    • @ijustdontcareanymore1022
      @ijustdontcareanymore1022 6 років тому +6

      @@naranara1690 so Chuck Norris is now a necrophiliac as well. It's so fitting.

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 років тому +2

      I’m already there.

    • @Shadyboyo
      @Shadyboyo 6 років тому +7

      Hey my special place in hell is pretty cramped, can I bunk in your's

  • @joshuagannon6566
    @joshuagannon6566 9 років тому +76

    This makes me wonder if there's been a movie with an 'evil' logging company revealed to actually be ecologically responsible with proper forest management and regrowth care. After all the forest is a finite resource unless properlly cared for and I'm sure by the era of 80s and 90s environmental movies companies have realized that.

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 9 років тому +3

      +Joshua Gannon but their a big company ALL BIG Companies are EVIL *glares at channel Awesome"

    • @Morgil27
      @Morgil27 9 років тому +10

      I've heard that real logging companies actually plant two or three new trees for every one that they cut down.

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 9 років тому +9

      Morgil
      now they do yeah, they realized that a renwable resource is good for business and you can only clear cut one forest after another for so long. But take a trip to the redwoods (or watch my vlog trip) and you'll se that wasnt always the case couse that same era had people thinking cigerettes were good for you a 90's company might still stepp on the little guy to get to the forest but they would still be replanting, a 2010 company however whould realize that twitter is real and bad pr can crush you so even if they didnt care about the little guy they would try to act like thy did

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 2 роки тому

      Closest you’ll get is Once Upon A Forest, with the hazmats at the end cleaning up the chemical spill.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 9 років тому +93

    "The narrator of Babe" And also the voice of Kingpin in the 1994 Spider-Man cartoon.

  • @cloudysky581
    @cloudysky581 9 років тому +175

    The British guy has the creepiest smile in the universe. I'm scared.

  • @Questron71
    @Questron71 8 років тому +50

    "Isn't that also the way Ballerinas fight?"
    Damn... now i want to see the animated movie "Black swann Barbie - The last Ninja-Ballerina against the Space Pirates"
    Ehhh "he can take the shape of those creatures he loved in life"... so if he can turn into a bear Chuckles did put himself in a bear first? Ewwwww.

  • @Kasyblackful
    @Kasyblackful 8 років тому +36

    I am not even going to comment about how the shapeshifter "has the ability to take the shape of those creatures he loved in life", which ALSO cannot in any way, shape or form be misconstrued...

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +2

      I see where you were going with this and wanted to make obvious joke, but decided not to.

  • @mercury7d
    @mercury7d 8 років тому +257

    Oh my god. The beginning banter was perhaps THE greatest double entendre sequence I have ever heard in all my life.
    It must have been hard for Chuck Norris though. The image of him being bent out of shape these days. Maybe he should join the navy, surround himself with masculine sea men, teaching the young privates to stand at attention. Spending his days giving a spit shine to his shoes and cleaning the butt of his rifle.
    I'm no Barbara Dunkleman, but I'm pretty damn close at this point.

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d 8 років тому +22

      Nate yeah, but whenever he lets someone else do it it always goes off at inappropriate times.

    • @bizarrenrugged3370
      @bizarrenrugged3370 7 років тому +12

      Nate
      No one can polish his rifle like he can

    • @TyhgYT
      @TyhgYT 6 років тому +2

      "thoracic park :)"

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 років тому +3

      Chuck Norris can deepthroat a whiffle bat

    • @JakNekon
      @JakNekon 5 років тому +1

      You are all amazing and I bow to your double entendre power

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 9 років тому +44

    21:04 - That's not in the script, Michael Beck just realized how bad his career has gotten.
    "I was in the Warriors and now I'm in this! WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!"

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 6 років тому +3

      docdave15 *Sobs* Oh God! God in Heavan!! Ahahaha!

    • @alienonlsd3209
      @alienonlsd3209 4 роки тому

      Xanadu happened, I blame Olivia newton john

  • @Walrussnor
    @Walrussnor 8 років тому +120

    25:07 With his BEAR hands. ^^

  • @Jarod-sm5rf
    @Jarod-sm5rf 7 років тому +22

    “Chuck Norris wants to put himself in very boy” I totally get that and don’t misinterpret it in any way!

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 8 років тому +131

    "Mountains can't be friends." Quote JonTron.

    • @penwoopydo
      @penwoopydo 8 років тому +1

      KTChamberlain I want to know too.

    • @KTChamberlain
      @KTChamberlain 8 років тому +5

      Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts.

  • @fulgrim292
    @fulgrim292 8 років тому +71

    time for a game of disappearing bears :-)

  • @macrussell78
    @macrussell78 9 років тому +23

    7:04 So he turned into a Yee Naaldlooshii? ("He who walks on all fours" )A Skin walker... basically the native American version of a werewolf. Those guys aren't really revered so much as...feared and despised.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 5 років тому +3

      Better than turning into a wendigo.

    • @alienonlsd3209
      @alienonlsd3209 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexjewett7455 what are you talking about that? sounds awesome chucks killed and comes back as a cannibal kungfu deer zombie eating loggers.

  • @frogmad13
    @frogmad13 9 років тому +72

    Film Brain can do a great Slasher Smile!

  • @RenjiMaili
    @RenjiMaili 9 років тому +74

    Chuck Norris even having an acting career is something I still cannot understand.
    So far as action stars go Arnold, Sylvester, Wesley Snipes, Vin Diesel and Jason Statham all have some acting range while Chuck Norris has slow mo kicks paired with slow mo kicks combined with slow mo kicks and topped off with even more slow mo kicks. Oh and the acting ability of a bearded Karate expert who happens to be an alcoholic lemming.
    Is he a good martial artist? Sure. But that does not mean delivering twenty seven thousand and eighty three slow mo kicks counts as acting ability.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 9 років тому

      Yeah, this movie's not him at his best.

    • @Battlefieldd3
      @Battlefieldd3 9 років тому

      lmao

    • @superdark336
      @superdark336 9 років тому +7

      +spideyfan2002 He is a watered down version of an 80s action muscle hero, combined with the remnents of the Kung Fu craze that came with Bruce Lee.
      Mind you, watered down doesnt necceserily mean worse, the romans drank watered down wine.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 9 років тому +4

      +spideyfan2002 Not as grim!! Dude have you seen Delta Force and Missing in Action.. Those movies was more grim than you can get!! They was some of Chunk Norris best work....

    • @specxlaw
      @specxlaw 9 років тому +5

      He can kick. A lot. A lot of kicking. Like there's a lot of fish. A whole lot of fish. He can kick a whole lot of fish.

  • @mude_13
    @mude_13 7 років тому +138

    Why should we care about the plot at all when Norris' character is literally invincible? Oh no! I hope the side of good who has god on their side wins!
    This is actually a badass idea for a movie, but you have to give him some kryptonite. How about the trees being cut down drain Norris' power and the kids have to help him out? I'm just a nerd on the internet and I wrote a better plot in like 30 seconds.

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 7 років тому +12

      Reid Follis have you ever thought of being a screenwriter?

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 6 років тому +15

      The ending being clear doesn't mean the journey is pointless. "Overpowered" characters can still be interesting. If you were suddenly given the powers of a God, would that suddenly make everything you do from then on worthless and uninteresting?

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 6 років тому +4

      But that's the point of Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris bites a rock, the rock cracks.

    • @nightmarefuelgamer8981
      @nightmarefuelgamer8981 6 років тому

      Reid Follis: Wasn't that Captain Planet?

    • @Rubyshedinja33
      @Rubyshedinja33 6 років тому

      bold of you to ruin chuck norris like that

  • @sterlingfulton3414
    @sterlingfulton3414 9 років тому +190

    Chuck Norris wants to put himself into every man.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 8 років тому +5

      Chuck just wanted to scare the ewoks away.
      Chuck Norris stomped on the first fish to walk on land.

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому +11

      Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every animal.

    • @djalexander7723
      @djalexander7723 5 років тому +3

      Not me. I rather not have Chuck Norris in me thank you very much

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +2

      @@djalexander7723 Ah, you must be one of those Bruce Lee fans.

    • @theohfiles8619
      @theohfiles8619 5 років тому +1

      Every wo-man!

  • @TheMajesticJunkyard
    @TheMajesticJunkyard 9 років тому +409

    Can I just say that I LIKE the opening joke?

    • @TheMajesticJunkyard
      @TheMajesticJunkyard 9 років тому +7

      +Vix You'd be surprised

    • @permeus2nd
      @permeus2nd 9 років тому +5

      +rigren0121 i still want this to become a thing.

    • @sethdrachman8938
      @sethdrachman8938 9 років тому

      +permeus2nd AIZEN!!

    • @theheroesofcrash311
      @theheroesofcrash311 9 років тому +2

      +Vix Chuck Norris, probably.

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 9 років тому +19

      Meh. To each their own, but I find the opening just annoying. It's like several minutes of just repeating "I don't like Chuck Norris's Opinions, WAHHH" over and over.
      Thankfully I can just skip past it though.

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 7 років тому +26

    That villain theme music is giving me Banjo Tooie flashbacks

  • @vadiminternational1948
    @vadiminternational1948 8 років тому +7

    "That's brilliant and can't be misunderstood in any way!" Is something we don't hear often enough.

  • @jthatsit1294
    @jthatsit1294 8 років тому +28

    The reason the kids are considered about the trees is because they won't be able to catch anymore grass types on Pokemon go

  • @vadiminternational1948
    @vadiminternational1948 8 років тому +3

    12:40 To be fair, that bear cub is completely adorable.

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 9 років тому +69

    People give Mat Buck so much crap. He's pretty funny in this. He and Doug have great chemistry here.

    • @harmonicajay91
      @harmonicajay91 9 років тому +8

      +eastwing329 Also, the Villain's theme sounds like Gruntilda's theme from Banjo Kazooie.

    • @PhoenixHealing
      @PhoenixHealing 6 років тому +1

      Kind of the same reason I can't watch Phelous, his voice just takes his toll on me really quickly :-(

  • @acorneroftheinternet4910
    @acorneroftheinternet4910 9 років тому +219

    Oh, so Chuck Noris is in Animorph in this movie! I get it!
    *whispers* I don't get it!!!😖

    • @cuddlecakes7153
      @cuddlecakes7153 9 років тому +1

      hahaha

    • @zlectricute1906
      @zlectricute1906 9 років тому +11

      I remember Jontron saying something like that.

    • @gabe718
      @gabe718 9 років тому +7

      But instead of badass morphing scenes we get the magical power of jump cuts.

    • @specxlaw
      @specxlaw 9 років тому +3

      I get it, he's an animagus. Harry, we have another one!

    • @acorneroftheinternet4910
      @acorneroftheinternet4910 9 років тому

      +Zach Galer (Zlectricute) that's what I was going for!

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 9 років тому +41

    So Ferngully, Ferngully 2, then Chuck Norris gets dragged to Ferngully. Interesting order of video uploads.

  • @TenguBE
    @TenguBE 9 років тому +354

    When Chuck Norris goes into sea he doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norrised

    • @quirkyadventures1722
      @quirkyadventures1722 9 років тому +3

      so true XD

    • @VideoGameHaven
      @VideoGameHaven 9 років тому +9

      That doesn't account for any clothes he might be wearing.

    • @Geznoo
      @Geznoo 9 років тому +6

      How... fortunate for the sea.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 9 років тому +16

      +TenguBE i guess chuck norris wants to put himself into poseidon.

    • @yamirukira3125
      @yamirukira3125 9 років тому +2

      Makes more sense than the movie

  • @psylofi7663
    @psylofi7663 9 років тому +55

    A CHUCKA NORRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 8 років тому +10

    24:19 "All we have to do is win."

  • @Bastista1
    @Bastista1 8 років тому +114

    9:07
    ...but they're rock-types....

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 8 років тому +6

      Which raises a lot of questions.

    • @desolark6736
      @desolark6736 8 років тому +7

      +Mack Davidson Based off of petrified wood, which is an actual thing. Hope that helps... Unless your questions are not the obvious question I was thinking of.

    • @wojak-sensei6424
      @wojak-sensei6424 8 років тому +23

      Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard rock

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 8 років тому

      jem due Lol Oh yeah, good point!

    • @YaBoiCthulhu
      @YaBoiCthulhu 8 років тому +11

      No No No Chuck Norris Wants To Put A Hard Rock In Every Man

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 7 років тому +18

    18:21
    It's great to see the origin story of Devil Boner.

  • @ShadeVial
    @ShadeVial 8 років тому +9

    You are officially a fan when you notice 70% of the clips in intro

  • @sneezlebottom137
    @sneezlebottom137 9 років тому +23

    I said it when you uploaded this review for the first time and I'll say it again:
    18:20 is some awesome editing! :D

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 7 років тому +7

    I lived in the Pacific Northwest for about 2 years and I can tell you for a fact that for every tree that's cut down the logging company is supposed to plant a new one. Lumber companies kind of need trees to exist so cutting down all the trees they can is counter intuitive because it takes years for trees to even get old enough to produce seeds. I've driven by areas with signs that say the trees were planted years ago and while they are pretty decently sized they are still kind of small compared to wild growth trees in national parks. A lumber company cutting all the trees down is like a farm harvesting all it's crops and never replanting a new plant, that's not how it works.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 7 років тому

      Yeah, but was it that way at the time the movie was made?

  • @AnnaBee03
    @AnnaBee03 8 років тому +11

    Chuck Norris!!
    I love when he sings 'Chuck Norris '

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 8 років тому +21

    Did anyone else get the "It's a Wonderful Life" reference?

  • @geekygamergirl7259
    @geekygamergirl7259 6 років тому +4

    I know this is years old but that Chuck Norris joke in the intro was so perfect I might use it next time I'm in an MMO and people start their Chuck Norris memes.

  • @ryanlindbergo
    @ryanlindbergo 8 років тому +58

    Shouldn't this movie have been called "Walker Forest Ranger"?

    • @dripmaster247
      @dripmaster247 8 років тому

      XD

    • @smackmn007
      @smackmn007 7 років тому

      I know right, they already have at nine people that were in Walker Texas Ranger lol

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 7 років тому

      I gave you a thumbs down for this remark, but you'll be happy to learn it was out of simple jealousy.

    • @smackmn007
      @smackmn007 7 років тому

      lol i see

  • @grindsmore
    @grindsmore 8 років тому +5

    Fun fact: the actress playing Austene Slaighter is also the choir girl from the beginning of Face/Off.

  • @erez2111
    @erez2111 4 роки тому +5

    I want to see Chuck Norris reaction to this so, so badly.

  • @justkane510
    @justkane510 9 років тому +13

    Fantastic! I love that it was so awful that you guys had a lot of fun with it. Snappy and witty.
    FOUR ROOMS!

  • @elliotstannard5621
    @elliotstannard5621 4 роки тому +4

    "take the shape of the creatures that he loved in life"... Um... Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every Bear?!...

  • @JetKusanagi
    @JetKusanagi 9 років тому +27

    Should I bother bringing up that Sudowoodo is a Rock-type?
    No?
    ...I'll bring it up anyway.

    • @MorganKCloud
      @MorganKCloud 9 років тому

      +Jet Kusanagi sudo apparently means fake tree.
      Hehe

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 9 років тому +3

      +SynthTape MLP No, the prefix 'pseudo', meaning "fake, false, pretend, a sham", and pronounced "soo-doe", forms a play on words, and a homonym, in "Sudowoodo" - "Pseudo-woodo" , Fake wood.

  • @lusaurplays5043
    @lusaurplays5043 6 років тому +4

    OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! This is amazing!

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 років тому +7

    That ringtone soundtrack was hilarious!

  • @superjrolander3966
    @superjrolander3966 9 років тому +25

    Critic, since wes craven died, you should review one of the nightmare on elm street movies in his honor

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 3 роки тому +3

    9:45
    “Sorry kid, but I’m a mountain. I just kind of stand here.”

  • @orbgyaj
    @orbgyaj 9 років тому +19

    1850's guns don't work in the rain.

  • @WaTahBasTard
    @WaTahBasTard 3 роки тому +8

    NC and FilmBrain need to do more crossovers

  • @SketchBookShortFilms
    @SketchBookShortFilms 9 років тому +8

    "The only magic I believe in is the magic of the almighty dollar." Randy Pitcford it's so nice of you to join us.

  • @Speedonthebeat
    @Speedonthebeat 9 років тому +16

    So, it's like Brother Bear, except instead of a misunderstood d-bag Native American who learns to appreciate nature all stereotypically...we get Chuck Norris in hard wood.
    Got it.

    • @thesapphireone
      @thesapphireone Рік тому +1

      Except that Brother Bear, in spite of it’s flaws, was a good movie, but Forest Warrior… is not.

  • @mannymacvela3877
    @mannymacvela3877 4 роки тому +5

    Terry Kiser was one of my acting teachers in 2016, I say he did real good as a villain in Forrest Warrior.

  • @TFrills
    @TFrills 7 років тому +3

    9:00 When I was a kid, young as 4 years old I was extremely concerned about the environment. I used to cry when I saw development or trees being cut down. Not all kids are selfish, mindless wastes of space.

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 9 років тому +5

    22:34 Don't forget your boom mike kids!

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 9 років тому +12

    Now without the trees being cut down, the lumber prices increasing due to a shortage, homes not being made... our countries homeless population increases with several innocent people freezing in the streets. Happy now Chuck Norris...
    XD

  • @Sonicify
    @Sonicify 6 років тому +8

    7:54 Fun Fact: the lady with the lip injections is actually that same lady who played Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan from M*A*S*H

    • @Sonicify
      @Sonicify 2 роки тому +1

      @@ichijofestival2576 Thanks, glad I'm able to help you out.

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 9 років тому +6

    You know, if that baby bear's mother showed up, those kids would all be dead and this movie would be a whole lot shorter.

  • @kurtdread22
    @kurtdread22 6 років тому +3

    The bit with Tamara being blown to kingdom come was very well done.

  • @frankforttheorangee2produc110
    @frankforttheorangee2produc110 3 роки тому +5

    26:52 one bite of goofios will make you go…(random noises)
    14:11 girl?? Open fire!!!!!
    16:50 and then this happened
    18:18 always wait for someone to leave the place you’re blowing up.
    15:03 it’s ok, your fairy beard-mother’s here
    15:14 and when he grows up, you’ll be his dinner. But until then, this is perfectly serviceable.
    23:48 GO MURDER SQUAD!!!!!!:)

  • @pkmn1260
    @pkmn1260 9 років тому +41

    are these kids...well kids...or druids?
    Chuck Norris is so awesome.........he can make bad movies and STILL make everyone think he is awesome.

    • @Battlefieldd3
      @Battlefieldd3 9 років тому +5

      not really he's a midget who sucks balls

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 8 років тому +1

      +Battlefield 5 ... Fudge you ya jerk. That is very mean.

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому

      That's what he did before moving on to putting himself in every man.

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 5 років тому +2

    I'm sorry... when the girl says "that is so sad" with this huge grin on her face - I burst out laughing!

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +6

    Chuck Norris: In this movie, I become a bear!
    People: But I thought you were against gay people
    Chuck: Not THAT kind of bear!

  • @Squintel7
    @Squintel7 9 років тому +2

    "I remember it so you Don't have to"
    Best quote EVER!!

  • @pacman5698
    @pacman5698 9 років тому +10

    I never thought Chuck Norris was really a badass, ontop of what he's like today, I don't ever think he's ever made that great a movie, most of the stuff he is in seems okay at best, or panned at worst. Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Godzilla, and Santa Christ I think are much more deserving of having all those jokes for them.

  • @TheGodshatter
    @TheGodshatter 7 років тому +2

    Chuck Norris stopped the chainsaw with his...
    BEAR HANDS!!! Forest warrior puns lol!

  • @JokersPalace3384
    @JokersPalace3384 8 років тому +6

    7:48 OF COURSE!

  • @nataliegray8019
    @nataliegray8019 6 років тому +2

    When he played "don't you put it in your mouth", I lost it. XDDDD

  • @johngervais230
    @johngervais230 8 років тому +168

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Liam Neeson, I SAID IT!

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 8 років тому +23

      *Somebody* has to watch the watchman.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 років тому +11

      Chuck Norris is deaf since Lemmy yelled at him once.
      (RIP Lemmy by the way)

    • @kostonforever2005
      @kostonforever2005 8 років тому

      what

    • @jamcalx
      @jamcalx 7 років тому +10

      John Gervais Of course, how else will he get his rent money.

    • @Ninjacookie75
      @Ninjacookie75 7 років тому +12

      I'm pretty sure he checks for Clint Eastwood.

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 10 місяців тому +1

    That jam session the loggers did was pretty cool.

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 7 років тому +70

    Finding out that Chuck Norris is a homophobe is the adult equivalent of finding out that Santa isn't real.

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 6 років тому +12

      He just wants people to ascend his divine excellence. That's why you should let the Norris travel deep inside you.

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 6 років тому +10

      @Zuriel 883 *Insert "Oh My" meme here.*

    • @nathansmith4529
      @nathansmith4529 6 років тому +1

      Are you even slightly suprised by that though?

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 6 років тому +3

      @@Medikars then you agree with stupidity.

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 5 років тому +5

      @jdalefan
      Guess what?
      That's being homophobic.
      It's not just having an avid disgust against gay people in general.
      It's believing that two people shouldn't be together and deserve the same kind of rights and privileges that go along with it based on their gender.
      That's homophonoc.

  • @MistsMagic
    @MistsMagic 6 років тому +2

    As someone who was born an raised in the PNW, this is exactly my childhood.

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 5 років тому +10

    "....What kid would give a sh!t about this?.."
    Fast Forward to the future!
    Greta Thunberg: HOW DARE YOU!!
    Sorry, I couldn't resist 😁

  • @circusoftheastounding4361
    @circusoftheastounding4361 Рік тому +1

    Do this day, I still have "Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man" stuck in my head for almost a decade!!

  • @MrElectricmayhem88
    @MrElectricmayhem88 7 років тому +7

    I hate to be "That Guy" but that definitely was a Ho Down Critic. It'd only been a Hootenanny if someone was playing the spoons and another person tooting on a jug. Not Blowing in a Bottle like those Toe Tappers down in-what the fuck am i doin' with my life right now?

  • @moviegirlaka
    @moviegirlaka 5 років тому +2

    Film brain would be perfect play a psychotic bad guy in any movie. He already has his crazed look down packed

  • @WingoEthan
    @WingoEthan 7 років тому +6

    Sudowoodo isn't a tree.
    It's a rock that looks like a tree.

  • @fisher3317
    @fisher3317 Рік тому +1

    23:03 Mr. Ditkovich when Peter gives him his rent

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 2 роки тому +3

    I thought the, "Phoned-In," joke was pretty funny. I love bad puns like that :P

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 5 років тому +1

    26:20 *Spike:* "A bear! You made a bear!"
    *Buffy:* "I didn't mean to!"
    *Spike:* "Well, undo it! Undo it!"

  • @SimmonsProductions27
    @SimmonsProductions27 9 років тому +341

    I'm early to an NC video??? Wow, what do I comment.....
    *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 5 років тому +2

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  • @irishdc9523
    @irishdc9523 4 роки тому +5

    If there are Chuck Norris jokes, why aren't there any Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 7 років тому +6

    Why would Chuck Norris turn into a bear? That just makes him weaker.

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 9 років тому +8

    I'm going to quote that Chuck Norris putting himself in every man thing every time someone makes a Chuck Norris joke from now on.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 7 років тому

      Matthew Walton, how has that worked out?

    • @Canadamus_Prime
      @Canadamus_Prime 7 років тому +1

      I've only done it once so far and I got a response from someone who apparently wasn't aware of Chuck's homophobia.

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 7 років тому +3

      Same. I've been obnoxiously spouting it all over this comments section. Still hasn't gotten old.

  • @TheFoxBox349
    @TheFoxBox349 9 років тому +2

    Chuck Norris puts himself in every man...
    I agree.

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh 9 років тому +10

    Is this supposed to be scary?? Because the kid actors are terrifying

  • @jacobdehaan4114
    @jacobdehaan4114 11 місяців тому

    "She had a fever... and the only prescription is more cowbell". Before you even showed the clip, I was saying that line. I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @CasaiAgicap
    @CasaiAgicap 7 років тому +11

    Now I just have a mental image of Chuck Norris saying "I have a crush on EVERY boy!" like he's in Teen Girl Squad or something.
    I like it

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 9 років тому +2

    Wait, the back story of Chuck Norris' character is pretty much word for word the story of The Saint Of Killers!!!

    • @RustyShackleford101
      @RustyShackleford101 Рік тому

      @williammorahan4907 guy dies, is brought back to life by supernatural means to take revenge, finds peace when revenge is complete. The only thing missing is the SoKs hate-boner for the entirety of existence.

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 8 років тому +6

    Yeah... If that cub has a mother then there's no way that she would allow an annoying kid petting it.

  • @CorrinRobin118
    @CorrinRobin118 3 роки тому +2

    I'm sorry. I know this is a Chuck Norris film, but at 7:55 I see Margaret Hot Lips Houlihan and now I just want the MASH crew react to this.