All Jaskier Songs In Order

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024

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  • @linf8912
    @linf8912 Рік тому +41

    I LOVE Joey's voice. These songs are awesome.

  • @rem8432
    @rem8432 Рік тому +46

    timestamps
    00:00 You Think You're Safe
    00:40 Toss a Coin
    03:42 The Fishmonger's Daughter
    04:58 Her Sweet Kiss
    06:58 The Golden One
    10:20 Burn Butcher Burn
    12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues

  • @GoddessTerra
    @GoddessTerra Рік тому +25

    Man I wish this video had more views! Since I've been trying so hard to find every song and you got them all!

  • @chomik_nika
    @chomik_nika Рік тому +22

    Lyrics for the whole playlist
    0:00 You Think Your Safe
    =========================
    You think you’re safe
    Without a care
    But here in Posada
    You’d be wise to beware
    The pike with the spike
    That lurks in your drawers
    Or the flying drake
    That will fill you with horror
    Need Old Nan the Hag
    To stir up a potion
    So that your lady
    Might get an abortion
    (Go fuck yourself!)
    0:40 Toss A Coin To Your Witcher
    =========================
    When a humble bard
    Graced a ride along
    With Geralt of Rivia
    Along came this song
    From when the White Wolf fought
    A silver-tongued devil
    His army of elves
    At his hooves did they revel
    They came after me
    With masterful deceit
    Broke down my lute
    And they kicked in my teeth
    While the devil’s horns
    Minced our tender meat
    And so cried the Witcher
    "He can’t be bleat"
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    O' Valley of Plenty
    O' Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    O' Valley of Plenty
    At the edge of the world
    Fight the mighty horn
    That bashes and breaks you
    And brings you to mourn
    He thrust every elf
    Far back on the shelf
    High up on the mountain
    From whence it came
    He wiped out your pest
    Got kicked in his chest
    He’s a friend of humanity
    So give him the rest
    That’s my epic tale
    Our champion prevailed
    Defeated the villain
    Now pour him some ale
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    O' Valley of Plenty
    O' Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    A friend of humanity
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    O' Valley of Plenty
    O' Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    A friend of humanity
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    O' Valley of Plenty
    O' Valley of Plenty, oh
    Toss a coin to your Witcher
    A friend of humanity
    3:43 The Fishmonger's Daughter
    =========================
    Oh fishmonger, oh fishmonger
    Come quell your daughter's hunger
    To pull on my horn
    As it rises in the morn
    For 'its naught but bad luck
    To fuck with a puck
    Lest your grandkid be born
    A hairy young faun
    Bleating and braying all day, hey ho
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
    The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta ta ta
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da
    La da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
    Ta da da da ta, ta da da
    4:58 Her Sweet Kiss
    =========================
    The fairer sex, they often call it
    But her love's as unfair as a crook
    It steals all my reason
    Commits every treason
    Of logic, with naught but a look
    A storm raging on the horizon
    Of longing and hearthache and lust
    She's always bad news
    It's always lose, lose
    So tell me love, tell me love
    How is that just?
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
    Her sweet kiss
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
    Her current is pulling you closer
    And charging the hot, humid night
    The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool
    Better stay out of sight
    I'm weak my love, and I am wanting
    If this is the path I must trudge
    I welcome my sentence
    Give to you my penance
    Garrotter, jury and judge
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
    Her sweet kiss, oh
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
    Her sweet kiss, oh
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh
    But the story is this
    She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
    7:00 The Golden One
    =========================
    The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best
    To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest
    A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist,
    But the Witcher was quite reluctant
    The story had a twist
    The Golden One with the golden rules
    Two warrior belles with all the tools
    More dazzling than all the jewels
    Oh they showed us we're all fools
    They showed us we're all fools
    Oh we're just fools
    The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death
    We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath
    But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way
    'Cause he was a golden dragon not a man with temples gray, oh
    The Golden One with the golden rules
    Two warrior belles with all the tools
    More dazzling than all the jewels
    Oh they showed us we're all fools
    They showed us we're all fools
    Oh we're just fools
    The Witcher loved his woman
    The sorceress beauty
    But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be
    The wise sad dragon's truths broke what never could repair
    But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair
    Oh the Golden One with the golden rules
    Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
    More dazzling than all the jewels
    Oh they showed us we're all fools
    They showed us we're all fools
    Oh we're just fools
    We're just fools
    10:20 Burn Butcher Burn
    =========================
    I hear you're alive, how disappointing
    I've also survived, no thanks to you
    Did I not bring you some glee?
    Mister Oh, Look at me
    Now I'll burn all the memories of you
    All those lonely miles that you ride
    Now you'll walk with no one by your side
    Did you ever even care
    With your swords and your stupid hair?
    Now watch me laugh
    As I burn all the memories of you
    Ladies and gentlemen
    You have been the most beautiful audience!
    Remember to toss a coin if you can
    If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar
    What for d'you yеarn?
    It's the point of no return
    After еverything we did, who we saw
    You turned your back on me
    What for d'you yearn?
    Watch that butcher burn
    At the end of my days when I'm through
    No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "Burn!"
    Burn, butcher burn
    Burn, butcher burn
    Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
    Watch me burn all the memories of you
    12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues
    =========================
    It's been a long time travelling
    On roads that lead to nowhere
    With hopes and dreams that always rot
    Sometimes it takes a prison cell
    The tricks and tales the traitors tell
    To help you see that freedom is all you've got
    If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again
    The wind don't cower to powerful men
    So lock me and sock me up
    And throw away the key
    Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
    'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
    You learn the more you live
    They say "Don't settle for your lot"
    Opinion are like assholes, which еverybody's got
    So lock me up and sock me up
    And throw away thе key
    Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
    'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
    Oh lock me up and sock me up
    And throw away the key
    Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
    'Cause you're through fuckin' with me

    • @Bb-yr1cu
      @Bb-yr1cu 11 місяців тому +1

      Thank you, kind stranger!

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 9 місяців тому +1

      Pretty sure you messed that first one up a little bit, but the rest seem pretty accurate so thank you

    • @amythetransgirl3441
      @amythetransgirl3441 8 місяців тому

      My friend you have determination previously unknown to man
      Like holy fuck bro

  • @thiagosouza8802
    @thiagosouza8802 Рік тому +10

    They can change any actor, but if Joey ain't ever be part of the show no more, I'll stop watching it fr

  • @Deltology
    @Deltology Рік тому +36

    Looking forward to series 3 songs, latch batch of this Jaskier before franchise implosion.

  • @annakuch9108
    @annakuch9108 Рік тому +24

    Shame on me for not knowing the first one bcs i thought knew all by heart- gotta change that

    • @connorstern8413
      @connorstern8413 Рік тому +7

      I think because it was never released officially on the album-- this was the one Jaskier sung in Posada (and then he got bread thrown at him)

  • @kissmrule
    @kissmrule 11 місяців тому +1

    Such a good vidoe it so good and sweet. I so love all the song from this show

  • @genevieverossouw3250
    @genevieverossouw3250 8 місяців тому

    Jaskiers songs are so GOOD❤ I only listen to Jaskiers songs😂

  • @riahranaway
    @riahranaway Рік тому +2

    i love thisss!!!!!!!!!!

  • @emilyhendrickson1859
    @emilyhendrickson1859 Рік тому +6

    Could you maybe add a dot or something to signal what song we're listening to as it plays? That'd be cool. :)

  • @gamegear8803
    @gamegear8803 Рік тому

    I got the games I hear tv show it good to

  • @anousha6381
    @anousha6381 10 місяців тому

    11:42. Commenting for myself

  • @JoshuaGold1
    @JoshuaGold1 Рік тому

    You should put "the witcher" in the title, it's very hard to find the video otherwise.