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  • @scrat9870
    @scrat9870 3 роки тому +3963

    the idea of marines trading around cds full of hentai gives me an odd kind of faith in the world today

    • @falloutfart9917
      @falloutfart9917 3 роки тому +181

      Even in war they can still find happiness

    • @mrminiguns
      @mrminiguns 3 роки тому +269

      Dude, external hard drives and memory sticks loaded with porn, tv shows, and movies are worth their weight in gold

    • @Jackal_XXX
      @Jackal_XXX 3 роки тому +100

      What constitutes as contraband in the military is astounding.

    • @t.kenneth5697
      @t.kenneth5697 3 роки тому +121

      “Do you believe you can find love on a battlefield”
      “I certainly believe you can make love- I did, in my foxhole”
      “Field expedient tenga!”

    • @Doop_A_Derp
      @Doop_A_Derp 3 роки тому +57

      @@t.kenneth5697 those blueberry jam packets are finally good for soemthing

  • @cobaltcoyote4290
    @cobaltcoyote4290 3 роки тому +3346

    Their stories are always so weird but interesting and hilarious. I seriously want more.

    • @sandshark2517
      @sandshark2517 3 роки тому +19

      Mike just literally had the
      "When you find the point that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible

    • @VanGeo1
      @VanGeo1 3 роки тому +11

      As ex-military, I can't even say this is weird. This is just a normal story. I am not even joking.

    • @captain6255
      @captain6255 3 роки тому +2

      If they move shorter stories to yt shorts I would not complain

    • @peanutbutterboi8489
      @peanutbutterboi8489 3 роки тому

      I'd like but it's at 666

    • @chiggybeese7116
      @chiggybeese7116 3 роки тому +1

      Me2

  • @sandshark2517
    @sandshark2517 3 роки тому +535

    Mike just literally had the
    "When you find the pr0n that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome 3 роки тому +871

    I love the banter between you and Z̷̰̓å̴̙̪̚c̸̖̊h̷̜͚̓͠, just the 2 of you chilling ad sharing stories

    • @runktheruler
      @runktheruler 3 роки тому +28

      You spelled zank wrong

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 3 роки тому +64

      Ahh yes the eldritch god who goes by the moniker of Z̶̧̛̥̰͒͐̄͒̓̌̚a̸͉͔̩͑͊̿́̚c̵̨͎̦̞̣̹̼͛̽͒̎h̸̨̦͈͓̖͔̫̯͋͛̒͑͘ͅ

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 роки тому +15

      Seeing "ź" and after that "a" hurts me on many levels

    • @Master_Of_The_Universe
      @Master_Of_The_Universe 3 роки тому +20

      It's spelled ꁴ​₳ርጕ.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 3 роки тому +1

      ꑒꁲꏳꁝ

  • @warriorwolf77
    @warriorwolf77 3 роки тому +1121

    Honestly wish disc drives were standard again, it's nice to be able to catch dvds on your comp.

    • @TheMetalWeirdo
      @TheMetalWeirdo 3 роки тому +22

      I agree. It'd be sweet to have an internal disc drive instead of an external

    • @warriorwolf77
      @warriorwolf77 3 роки тому +45

      @@TheMetalWeirdo Just start selling RGB led coated drives and they'd sell like hotcakes.

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 роки тому +31

      Well, I've heard of people going back to physical releases because they got sick of having to pay for subscription services, so we'll see where that goes.

    • @conormaguire690
      @conormaguire690 3 роки тому +12

      issue is, desktop cases rarely have the physical bay to install a disk drive. so if a desktop doesnt come with one a laptop definitely wont. It tbh doesnt make sense why they dont update the form factor when you look at the size of external bluray read and write drive. the bay literally has to be the thickness of a small hard drive and a little over the width of the disk.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 3 роки тому +8

      Dude same. I'm at the point where I want to be able to upgrade to a laptop that's VR Ready but also has a disk drive, and unfortunately the two just barely don't intersect.

  • @ChulioRCHulio
    @ChulioRCHulio 3 роки тому +352

    "If it´s a disk drive, there´s probably porn on it"
    - The internet, probably

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 3 роки тому +12

      Our a burned low bitrate pirated green day/linkin park cd

    • @ChulioRCHulio
      @ChulioRCHulio 3 роки тому +5

      @@coletrain411 Ah the good old times!

  • @skeletorsleftnut5951
    @skeletorsleftnut5951 3 роки тому +1553

    There’s currently 1 dislike.
    Must be said fellow marine.

    • @poiseboi6235
      @poiseboi6235 3 роки тому +69

      now six fellow marines, apparently they wanted that hentai too
      edit: now 284 marines wanted that hentai, must have been a real popular hentai dealer in the military

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 роки тому +18

      Still waiting for that hentai

    • @JunoHoslow
      @JunoHoslow 3 роки тому +13

      @@poiseboi6235 now... we will never know how many

    • @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation
      @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation 2 роки тому +2

      @@poiseboi6235 its not talked about much but Mike was actually the only Porn dealer in the marine corp at the time. Whennhe left he passed the mantel onto his protoge

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 2 роки тому +3

      We'll never know the true number of dislikes

  • @kurtsurban2081
    @kurtsurban2081 3 роки тому +49

    Mike had his priorities straight when he was in the Marine Corps

  • @lordmessoric
    @lordmessoric 3 роки тому +90

    ITS BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS! FINALLY! I LOVE THESE!
    Edit... It's only 35 seconds, but I'm thankful for these 35 seconds

    • @warbird333
      @warbird333 3 роки тому

      Same, wish it was longer but I still love their stories.

  • @emrfish6
    @emrfish6 3 роки тому +248

    We need details, Mike. What was it called? We must know...for research...yes, research!

    • @49thcorps_models
      @49thcorps_models 3 роки тому +27

      Now say it like you’re a think tank scientist

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 3 роки тому +76

      @@49thcorps_models
      Hello MikeBurnFire,
      I represent an esteemed government think tank, Human Observations and Research National Institute, and have recently received a request for information about your time in the military. As you know, the Freedom of Information Act requires all non-classified government information to be disclosed upon request--as you were working for the government at this time, all information about (or related to) that time is a part of public record. As such, we require all information regarding any media purchases and viewings from this time period. This information must be readily available to the public, as both law and your civic duty requires it to be so.
      Respectfully,
      Thomas C. Gantley
      HORN Institute

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon 3 роки тому +24

      my bet is on bible black

    • @49thcorps_models
      @49thcorps_models 3 роки тому +15

      @@Thomas-fz9xw not exactly what I was looking for but I’ll take it

    • @maslinolovcherik8387
      @maslinolovcherik8387 3 роки тому +2

      @@Biodeamon soldiers of culture, huh

  • @Mabigato
    @Mabigato 3 роки тому +171

    Been missing these compilations so much, so good to watch before bed. Must've watched them all through 4 or 5 times now

    • @gamerguy9961
      @gamerguy9961 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @kotarldo
      @kotarldo 3 роки тому +7

      Yep, the worst thing about their videos is that we do have not enough. I from time to time rewatch the part where they had themselves as companions and Zach literally said the same line as the companion.
      I also enjoy a lot their Fallout 4 play, they will have more mods, more guns for Zach to go mad and ngl, the shit that happens to them in Fallout 4 is much more random and funny than new vegas.

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +2

      4 or 5 times?!
      ROOKIE NUMBERS!
      :P

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 3 роки тому +2

      @@tachyon8317 does the name gray ring any bells?

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 роки тому

      @@sunkiller5682 Oh yes. In fact, when it comes to how many times I've watched _his_ vids, let's just say "we won't need numbers where we're going!" (but we *will* need Spleens*, Tonsils, Florida Man and PLENTY of bud and natty lights)

  • @thedrifter5531
    @thedrifter5531 3 роки тому +24

    anyone else miss when electronic devices that cost hundreds to thousands of dollars actually had features

  • @fullmetalman1124
    @fullmetalman1124 3 роки тому +87

    Hey guys, been having a hard time lately (moved cross country, got 5 teeth coming out tomorrow, dealing with a nasty ex) and hearing your stories have been what i look forward too. You guys have been keeping me going strong, thank you Mike and Zach!

    • @Jackal_XXX
      @Jackal_XXX 3 роки тому +5

      Stay strong bud. Live for yourself, and find what brings you purpose. I’ve been through some shit myself, it only builds you into something more powerful if you stay strong.

  • @SpartanChief17C
    @SpartanChief17C 3 роки тому +557

    Please don’t constrain the campfire stories to shorts 😭

    • @TheFalseChef
      @TheFalseChef 3 роки тому +19

      They won’t probably

    • @AirWolf2301
      @AirWolf2301 3 роки тому +54

      This one is just way to short for a full video

    • @puremarblec
      @puremarblec 3 роки тому +8

      They will probably only do that for extremely short stories also sometimes youtube auto does it

  • @GG_Metl
    @GG_Metl 3 роки тому +11

    These are some of my favorite videos on UA-cam. I wish there was more. I still listen to these as a podcast while I’m working

  • @Ebonshield
    @Ebonshield 3 роки тому +750

    Me: "Oooohh another Mike and Zach campfire story! Wonder what it's about?"
    Mike: "IT'S PORN!!!"
    Me: "Fucking Marines as always!"

    • @flaregaming7002
      @flaregaming7002 11 місяців тому +2

      That would be my reaction too honestly

  • @dragonfell5078
    @dragonfell5078 3 роки тому +11

    Zach and Mike make the Frontier actually enjoyable
    God please don't curse them with finding the lizard thing

  • @OhioanGhost
    @OhioanGhost 2 роки тому +2

    The sacred Texts

  • @Shiro_47
    @Shiro_47 2 роки тому +5

    Whether you're on a ship or in the middle of the desert
    "Porn is Currency"

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 2 роки тому +1

      Thats why i stockpile IT when the apacolypse comes you rely on people Like Me!

  • @Tsuraga21
    @Tsuraga21 3 роки тому +4

    "Why are you in the marines?"
    "I want a lot of money for my waifus"
    "What"
    "What"

  • @BigBosswin
    @BigBosswin 3 роки тому +5

    Are you going to give us the sauce ,Mike?

  • @austintowe1429
    @austintowe1429 2 роки тому +2

    For some reason I can picture this same conversation with me and my 3 bestfriends and I'm dying!

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 роки тому +2

    "This CD contains 12 terabytes of pornography!"

  • @kellmalleus5825
    @kellmalleus5825 3 роки тому +2

    Zach and I laugh so similarly. We either guffaw loudly and obnoxiously (with love), or we become high-pitched giggly bitches, and I love it.

  • @bonkboyo3644
    @bonkboyo3644 3 роки тому +4

    Can I request that Zach just yell “OH SHIT MY HENTAI!”

  • @POTATOEH81
    @POTATOEH81 3 роки тому +2

    We need a name mike
    WE NEED A NAME

  • @codynothing7847
    @codynothing7847 3 роки тому +4

    Mike, there is still time to send him the disc. You can make this right

  • @blondemaverick
    @blondemaverick 3 роки тому +1

    Relatable. Hope the stories keep coming!

  • @zeldaglitchman
    @zeldaglitchman 2 роки тому

    They know each other so well I love this

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +3

    "Was it porn?"
    "Duh."

  • @Zombine2514
    @Zombine2514 2 роки тому

    This is why I love this channel

  • @psixens7580
    @psixens7580 3 роки тому +2

    Never before has a “yes.” Made me laugh so much.

  • @fetusdeletus9266
    @fetusdeletus9266 3 роки тому +1

    Ngl when I first saw the thumbnail I thought mike was wearing a maid outfit and I was very confused for a second.

  • @martinpat94
    @martinpat94 3 роки тому

    Your guy’s stories and content always brings a smile to my face

  • @Intelwinsbigly
    @Intelwinsbigly 2 роки тому +1

    Disc drives are so useful, wish they were still in laptops.

  • @OsakaLover
    @OsakaLover 3 роки тому

    Short, sweet, and to the point. Love it XD

  • @sevendythreerd5292
    @sevendythreerd5292 3 роки тому +1

    would pay for a disk set of the series up to this point keep up the great work dudes

  • @Zuzecha
    @Zuzecha 2 роки тому

    These tidbits on the UA-cam shorts is genius
    I'm down to have them sprinkled into my daily mind numbing scroll

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 3 роки тому +4

    how dare you only make this 34 seconds long, i wanna hear more

  • @demongaming7161
    @demongaming7161 2 роки тому

    As soon as he said laptop I knew exactly where this was going

  • @mcwildstyle9106
    @mcwildstyle9106 3 роки тому +1

    If Mike and his fellow Jarhead were stationed in Japan when this happened, this would be more funnier and make more sense lol

  • @hugosinclair6798
    @hugosinclair6798 3 роки тому

    the 2 second delay mike had before he said "yes" honestly was the funniest part of the video

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ 3 роки тому +1

    DVD hentai on a laptop with a disc drive? That’s some ancient technology right there lmao.

  • @codysmith3531
    @codysmith3531 3 роки тому

    I love how zach started laughing because when he was clearly joking it turned out to be true

  • @brother1855
    @brother1855 3 роки тому

    I wasn’t disappointed by their humor and I don’t think I ever will be

  • @theirishviking9278
    @theirishviking9278 3 роки тому

    Short, sweet, to the point, and still funny as hell

  • @justanothaguy3714
    @justanothaguy3714 2 роки тому

    The fade to black instead of a handful of useable frames will haunt me.

  • @Zombine-kd8oc
    @Zombine-kd8oc 3 роки тому

    This content would make perfect podcasts

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 3 роки тому

    They had a whole conversation in half a minute, wow

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 2 роки тому

    That short little pause before the ‘yes’ is. * chef’s kiss *
    Fantastic.

  • @m4sk397
    @m4sk397 3 роки тому

    yay they're doing shorts now!!

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 3 роки тому

    *SNIFFFFF*
    I am addicted to these Campfire Stories. Please release one soon, I need my fix.

  • @bastianaraya2437
    @bastianaraya2437 3 роки тому +1

    Oh yeah, story time

  • @justblueboy2939
    @justblueboy2939 3 роки тому +1

    I also saved porn in floppy disks during college years, then upgrade to write-able cds.
    All those floppy disks are gone now but the cds still in my closet.

  • @hiimlamb8352
    @hiimlamb8352 3 роки тому

    I hope to have as good a story as these

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 3 роки тому

    Zach's laugh gives me life. Just this guttural belly-laugh that you can imagine him sticking his tongue out for whenever he does that laugh.

  • @MrSirHenryMF
    @MrSirHenryMF 3 роки тому

    An old laptop from like 2010 has the only functional disk drive I still have.

  • @dreysantillan
    @dreysantillan 3 роки тому

    I want a game where NPCs talk like this

  • @magneticgaming1239
    @magneticgaming1239 3 роки тому

    One thing i like to do is bing watch these campfire stories. Their funny and somehow relaxing

  • @william2glaser227
    @william2glaser227 3 роки тому +1

    I like the long form video style for these videos more, but I don’t mind these too bad, as long as only the short stories are here and they don’t get chopped up into bits

  • @kanamexxyuki
    @kanamexxyuki 3 роки тому

    Miss these campfire stories

  • @Ben-kp9jn
    @Ben-kp9jn 3 роки тому

    I love these two

  • @crazylazybros2473
    @crazylazybros2473 3 роки тому +1

    I can completely pull the disk drive out of my laptop without unscrewing anything and it's not supposed to do that

  • @ebinecksdee9872
    @ebinecksdee9872 7 місяців тому

    Considering Mike is a Marine, I'm not the least bit surprised

  • @sinclair.valentine_2047
    @sinclair.valentine_2047 2 роки тому

    fucking love these guys

  • @muggo947
    @muggo947 3 роки тому

    Bonding with friends over porn is always so nice

  • @conductoraizen3840
    @conductoraizen3840 3 роки тому

    Imagine if he gave that to the marine dude

  • @realgamer123gaming2
    @realgamer123gaming2 3 роки тому +1

    Its 34 seconds for a reason ;)

  • @UncleRussian.
    @UncleRussian. 2 роки тому +1

    Man's never got the sauce, what a sad fate 😔

  • @ASadWeeaboo
    @ASadWeeaboo 3 роки тому +1

    I need more context this is great

  • @atyeszpapesz1426
    @atyeszpapesz1426 2 роки тому +2

    Bro i had something similar, my uncle died in 2019 and i got his cds recently and i was like "OMG SO MANY SONGS AND GAMES" then "OMG PORN" :)

  • @jzapien1377
    @jzapien1377 3 роки тому

    That fact that I had a laptop that did that and that I’m stationed in Schwab makes it all the better

  • @owenkrause1246
    @owenkrause1246 3 роки тому

    Can’t wait for more campfire stories

  • @Zazie_Stockstill
    @Zazie_Stockstill 3 роки тому +1

    he says Mike, you gross fool!
    me: this day and age that just means cultured and normal most of the time

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 3 роки тому

    I hope we get a full video soon it's been awhile.

  • @timothychadwick8910
    @timothychadwick8910 3 роки тому

    I can say I have seen many a questionable video files on my fellow Marines computer when we were in the field watching movies.

  • @Desgaroth
    @Desgaroth 3 роки тому

    Well that was a short story. but man what a good one that was.

  • @RainM8
    @RainM8 3 роки тому

    After all this time, Mike finally has a story for us

  • @pax1913
    @pax1913 3 роки тому

    I really got a 20 seconds unskippable ad for a 25 seconds video

  • @landonbates1291
    @landonbates1291 3 роки тому

    I love these guys

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 роки тому

    after all these years the cursed artifact has finally been unearthed

  • @ameno21
    @ameno21 3 роки тому

    We need more campfire stories!!!

  • @lazynomad3956
    @lazynomad3956 2 роки тому +2

    I only deployed once but before and during I heard rumors of someone having a 1 terabyte external drive of porn that was passed around to anyone who "needed" it and some would add to the collection.

  • @bloodblade1221
    @bloodblade1221 3 роки тому

    they got optical drive and disk drive mixed up

  • @user-pj4qj4bz3l
    @user-pj4qj4bz3l 3 роки тому

    I see Mike is a man of culture

  • @jakmanseven310
    @jakmanseven310 3 роки тому

    Y'all should call these lil' ones "Campfire Shorties"

  • @DanT12204
    @DanT12204 3 роки тому

    I beg for more campfire stories

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 3 роки тому

    Oh my word! That cracked me up at like 5 in the morning

  • @SMV-CC88
    @SMV-CC88 Рік тому

    No henti, only tank

  • @Osean_Kitty
    @Osean_Kitty 3 роки тому

    Man I miss disc drives in laptops.

  • @d2guardian43
    @d2guardian43 3 роки тому

    Once a man of culture always a man of culture

  • @nukablecherries
    @nukablecherries 2 роки тому

    That was the thing I was expecting to hear. The second thing not the first.

  • @stupidthefish1979
    @stupidthefish1979 3 роки тому

    I remember finding my old laptop with a disc drive, it didn’t have porn, but it did have my blu-ray copy of Finding Nemo which had been missing for close to 5 years.

  • @marcusstanish8317
    @marcusstanish8317 3 роки тому

    I love campfire stories

  • @statton35
    @statton35 2 роки тому

    We had a hard drive we passed around on deployment. Just add to it and move along

  • @elsisssurana2046
    @elsisssurana2046 3 роки тому

    The tentacles came later...

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp 2 роки тому +3

    Am I the only one wondering... What hentai it was?

  • @Zan3486
    @Zan3486 2 роки тому

    I need the full vid NOW

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 3 роки тому +1

    Ah, a vintage porn disc.

  • @RaichoGaming
    @RaichoGaming 3 роки тому

    the best 34 second video ever