When Everything is OFF BRAND 12
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
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Okay lan, finally not a failure
Even She
Let's see how many tabs you can use at the same time before freezing up an going into safe mode or maybe a hospital ? Rugs or bad kids stay away from the peers an pressures how many trophies do u have ? All day I dream about corn all day I dream about ducking all I dream about ducking ! C u 8 me C u don't 1 me. God mode inactive the verbal abuse isn't real .
I use opera!
Hi
"You got Opera GX"
"No, we got Concert XL"
Thinking of that
Actually REALLY don't use GX. It's actually bad.
Stop @CharlieRuyung
Aye 😂
@@The_Cyber_Systemi like opera GX 😢
"This will send Jesus to me, instead?"
I want that on every product
That got me!
@CharlieRuyung who asked?
Definitely
what?@@mesugaki-enjoyer
steven might as well make it into a shirt.
“Nothing is possible”, now that’s failure management 😂
Steven's dad: Steven, you can't just do nothing.
Steven: I beg to differ *shows Adidas merch*.
@@slight9217 "You got Adidas?" "We got Adadeez."
sounds too much like life
I want that “Pimp”, Puma hat!
north fake is pretty on point too... lol
“You have Sega?”
“Yea we got Sage”
“You have Sonic the Hedgehog?”
“Mhm we got Fast the Porcupine”
fAsT dA pOrCuPiNe
R U DUMB
You got mario?
We got super mayro sisters
You got mega man we get mega boy
No we have Sony the Headdog
You got Minecraft?
We got cubemine
Putting Jesus in control got me😂😂
Send bots to Jesus.
Does he want Jesus to take the wheel?
"Will that send Jesus to ME instead?"
Me to
“Putting Christ in Control” - I don’t get it. Some play on words for some gaming thing?
"Do you have Giovanni Georgio?"
"No, but we have Ginormo!"
"Do you have JoJo's Bizarre Adventures?"
"No but we have JJ's Normal Travels"
You should have gone with “Giovanna Giorno” instead.
@@foulplayer7812 fr
"Do you have Giovanni Georgio?"
"We got GIORNO GIOVANNA"
Nah we got Nick Di giovanni
“tHE hORse iS riDiNg tHe gUY?!” 😂😂
"You got supreme?
- We got surprise mother f-"
I did not expect that 😂😂
Yeahe
"You have Steven He?"
"Yeah we got Stephanie She."
I’ll take a Heven Ste, thanks
ill get the stephanie she
😂
"STEPHANIE SHE? i will send you to jesus"
I'd like to buy that if you know what I mean |:)
1:30 - 1:36 “Rated J for Jesus! Putting Christ in Control!”🤣
Something modern society really needs.
Vote Jesus for world president! He has my vote.
that part took me out lmao 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 who made that
Put that on a t-shirt.
“Will this one send Jesus to *me* instead?”
"NOTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!" I'm on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
Same lol
0:36
*becomes a plank*
"Am i here to Workout or get FAT!!???"
This plank style always gets me
😂😂😂🤣🤣
"This one send Jesus to me instead!" 😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥👏🙌🤣
It’s rated Jesus !!
“RATED JESUS?!” Lol 😂😂
1:00 The horse is riding the guy....😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
My sanity: YEET! 1:04
My heart: It's really no big deal. **continues pumping sanity in**
My brain: I will send you to Jesus 1:20
*YEET! OOF!*
Gets comfortable when you get used to it..
just make sure the horse doesn't weigh too much though.
1:02 Steven he: THE HORSE IS RIDING THE GUYY! "💀💀
How the camera man lost track of dad was a great gag
Bro said Bucci but Bucci in romanian is a$$
Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to say that he gets EMOTIONAL DAMAGE from off-brand products, when in reality he secretly likes them 😂
Send jesus to bots.
FR
And he manufactures them… can get special deals, and started the factory when he was nine.
Bruh 🫡
I love it how "Harry Potter Obama Sonic" has become such an Icon.
For real. I've seen it a lot in recent years
1:33 I divorced my lungs - ✈️
WILL THIS SEND JESUS TO ME INSTEAD?!
1:19
“I will send you to Jesus.”
LIFE 360.
“please don’t do me like this…”
*RATED J FOR JESUS*
*PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL*
“Will this one send Jesus to mean instead?”
The funny thing is that Life360 is a real app that lets you invite friends and family into a group so you can track each other
The worker being startled at the beginning never gets old 😂
1:15 LOL WHAT
0:06 PEEPI PEEPI 💀💀
Commerical:You thirsty?
Noob cat:Yeah
Commerical:we got peepi
Noob cat:WHAT THE F-
YOU SAY BABY BABY IN TRANS
Peepi peepi
"Peepi"
"Does it come with +20 speed too?" 😂
ITS RATED JESUS! PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL! Got me dying of shortness of breath 😂😂😂😂😂
-You got Steven He
- we got Steven Haha
0:20-Pfff,just add (im) there.
"You got Hypixel Skyblock?"
"Yes, we have Lovoxel Groundsphere."
Oh cool. It transferred my son's stats from real life.
"Intelligence: -5"@@ChefGamrLafs
"Intelligence: -5" @@ChefGamrLafs
thats a great one!!
LMAOOOOOOOO
“That gonna send me to Jesus instead” and the voice crack on "PUTTING CHRIST IN CONTROL" 😂😂😂
Had me rolling off my bed, great work Steven
0:47 clix reference edit I am such a fortnite kid I legit did not know it was a tv show or something
0:42 that's a lot of shoes.
0:43 In Nickelodeon Danger Force, I heard of Bucci Brand
1:20 OMG I LOVE THIS MOMENT every time it appears.
Me too
1:07 I'd buy that one
1:30 Sent Jesus to Me in Stead🤣⚰️
0:44 At least they're honest 💀
1:32 Lol I didn’t know they had online catechism
1:30 RATED JESUS
The "rated Jesus" off-brand got me good! Great to see the series return! I was starting to wonder if you ran out of off-brands to talk about.
i swear, i LOVE the completely random poses you do. they give the final touch to COMEDY
also minor detail at 0:31 is ur pointing in wrong direction. based on what directions u face, the pointing should be to right not left. JUST MINOR DETAIL i couldnt not notice
"will this send jesus to me instead?" LMAO that was the best line!
My favorite UA-camr strikes back. I love this series.
*Here is my own version of a new Steven He video:*
Steven's father: Do you have Steven He?
Store owner: Yes, we have a "Failure Child".
Steven's father: Do you have a Starbucks employee working for minimum wage?
Store owner: Yes, we do have Steven He
Steven's father: Do you have a successful Actor?
Store owner: Oh sorry we don't have anyone at the moment. How about a UNsuccessful (aka failing) actor?
Steven's father: You have an UNsuccessful actor? Who? Steven He?
Store owner: Actually, yes! Steven is available. Would you like to buy him?
Steven's father: hyiaa, isn't it torture enough that he's my son? What makes you think I would want to buy him? Not even the most stupidest man would want to buy him.
Store owner: But isn't he the most stupid-
Steven's father: My point Exactly!!!
Steven's father: Do you have anything that's the exact opposite of Steven?
Store owner: We do have Timmy.
Steven's father: I will trade you Steven for Timmy.
Store owner: NO NO!! I rather die than take Steven!!
Store owner: *Commits Suicide*
Steven's father: hyiaa another dead!! How many people have to die because of you Steven. Get a Job and a Life! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. Your cousin Timmy was 9 years old when he became a doctor, and now he has 500 girlfriends. When you talk to girls, they never say "Call me", because you are not "tall" or "handsome". *You look like the child of the Grinch and Quasimodo!*
Steven: But, I am your child, so I am supposed to look like you. So if I look like that, don't you as well?
Steven's father: I never told you this before, but you should know... "You're adopted" I only bought you because you were 100% off. I didn't know you would become this *Ugly, Failing, Unsuccessful, Unattractive, Stoopid, also to mention An Extremely Ugly Child.* Also, I didn't know that there was a "Non-refundable" policy, and now I am stuck with you and your crazy dreams of being a *"Failure, poor, lifeless, Starbucks actor"*
Steven: *emotionally dies*
1:02 BoJack Horseman Spoilers:
0:53 my name is mike 😂😂
Nothing is possible sounds like the perfect tagline for Failure management. He should've got that backpack
1:55 Steven really said: “Put it on my tab.”
these socks look nice 0:10
the "i will send you to jesus" at 1:20 had me laughing
"peepi" and "rated jesus" , i laughed so hard i no cliped into the backrooms
💀💀💀💀
Do off brand youtubers
RATED JESUS?!?!?! 1:25
Steven He should have an off brand 13”You got UHaul?” “We have OHail!”
Bro the chicken nuggy sayin "thats what she said" caught me off guard💀
He*
2:54 keep spamming
1:43 Bro dont put your laptop on a pillow... it isn't good for the laptop cooling... keep it on a table instead
Btw i like your videos 😁😂😅
Can we just talk about how this dude is always scared when someone says hello to him? 😂
"nothing is possible!"💀
"You got Minecraft?"
"Yes we have Excavateconstruct"
The employee just keeps getting more terrified of Steven’s dad. 💀
Using an already made operas promotion for your sponsor was the most off brand thing ever 😂
His laugh at end got me wheezing 😂😂😂
"RATED JESUS!?!?!?" got me dying on the floor bro that caught me soooo off guard omggg you killed it XDDD
Asian dad:HAAAM!! Am I here to work out or get FAT!? Got me dead 💀
"You got a flashlight?"
"We got wolverine darkness"
‘Nothing is possible. That makes me want to eat *donuts* ‘
I was laughing so hard
These videos never get old and the “brands” just get funnier every time. Steven is the G.O.A.T of UA-cam!!!
“Do you have a father”
“No we have the run away milkman”
Nothing is possible got me laughing 😅
"The horse is riding the guy-"
MAN WHAT😭😭💀💀
still makes me smile and laugh everytime these skits.
it never gets old for me.
"Will this one send Jesus to me instead?" is the greatest twist on that running joke X3 I love it!
Dude! I love your off brand skits. They are 100% the best!
'This will send jesus to me instead' 😂
“peepi” NAW LOL
“The horse is riding the guy”! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂That one almost killed me in laughter.😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"That's what he said" nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Steven snuck that into the video so smoothly oml 😭😂
You got modern warfare III, we got medieval battles 30: Text of Job
"Nothing Is Possible"
That speaks to me so damn loudly, I want one lol
FRRR
0:20 even that text means you can’t even get motivated to eat donuts
0:36 and 0:38 the random planking always get me😂
0:41 & 1:02 Steven coming outside from the closet and Steven bringing down the flow pot are extremely funny 😂😂😂😂😂
1:33 PUTTING CHIRST IN CONTROL GOT ME ON THE FLOOR
“THE HORSE IS RIDING THE GUY” got me 😂
This was one of the best. And that says a lot as a big fan. This had me spitting up my drink
"Hey, do you have Pokemon?"
"No, but we have Rabbit Evolution."
"Ok, you have Nintendo?"
"We have Nobraino"
"Do you have Donkey Kong?"
"We have Horse Knock."
😂 Steven is a true comedy genius. I can’t wait for part 13!
0:07 PEEPI!?
0:20 NOTHING IS POSSIBLE!?
0:35 HAM!?
0:44 BUCCI?
0:46 NORTHFAKE?
0:47 SUPRISEMOTHER-?
0:53 MIKE?
The way he said peepie got me rolling on the ground 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the horse is riding the guy
i died
The series RETURNS
Off brands daddy = diddy
this is hands down my favorite series from steven xD
“Will this one send me to Jesus, instead?” Never thought of that.
I use opera. It sends my geolocation data to opera!
This guy is never dissapointing. So comedic and funny 🤣
“This one will send Jesus to me”
Got me dying bro 😂😂
"You got Five Nights At Freddy's?"
"We got Six Afternoons at Frebbo's"
"Will this one send Jesus to me instead?"
“Putting Jesus in control” I guess is the new way of saying, “Jesus take the wheel!” 😂😂😂
Okay, that last one sent me and made me happy🤣 Also, your laugh is infectious. I never get tired of the bloopers.❤