@@PopeUnit123 tRump had his chance for witnesses...now he wants a do over? I bet he uses Hannity and Thucker...because he can only think straight when 2 nut kissers are down there together
That's right b Klan hoods and Klan robes are and have been a locally-sourced product. In the late 70s early 80s I forget which year the Klan posted an add for a seamstress to sew robes, and here's the fun part, they list of themselves as an equal opportunity employer
@@seriesjunkie0074 It tells you everything that they blame something that is blatantly associated with their party (bigotry and racism) on their opponent just because the core values switched overtime. Racism used to be rampant in the democratic party until some leaders changed their values after war and the racists did not like the dems anymore now being liberal. From that time on they were republican and I love idiots basically admiting that they are racist by linking the dems past to the current kkk. Hahahaha denial is a huge portion of modern republicans. Same as racism
@@aloegmail7760 We have a mountain of evidence of Trump committing campaign finance violations, bribery, extortion, rampant corruption, etc, but Republicans keep denying it exists. That's why he's not gone already.
@@mypillowguy445 No, he's not gone for lack of proof. Seriously think about it if they had actual proof, the man would be out of office. Aside from all the bulshit talk, if there was proof, he would be gone.
That logic was....... :D "Prove me that you aren't cheating" "See, you have no proof that you aren't cheating, that means you are cheating by hiding the proof that you are a cheater" LOL
The vast majority of Trump supporters are the same baby boomers who believed the lies told to them to get them to support the illegal Iraq invasion. Interesting to note: Trump wouldn’t have won if he didn’t condemn the Iraq fiasco which was our biggest mistake in decades. And now Trump is our biggest mistake. The boomers don’t like to talk about Iraq now since they were so wrong. In ten years they’ll pretend they didn’t support Trump just like Trump pretended not to support the Iraq war. Long story short: boomers are selfish and stupid and egoistic and would rather destroy the country than admit they made a mistake. Trump is their perfect representative.
@Mr420Spy ohhhhh, I seeee.... Connect connect the dots man. The reason he is still president is because of due process and no evidence! They've been trying to get rid of him since he was ELECTED. so, If they had evidence, DUE PROCESS would have terminated him. ?? Follow?
@@aloegmail7760 You want evidence? How about Trump release his tax returns? Every time someone brings them up, he argues that he's not allowed to release them because they're under audit. The problem with this is that there are no laws prohibiting something under audit from being released. With Obama, this was not a problem. He freely handed over his tax returns the day he declared his campaign for President. You know, like a candidate with _nothing to hide._ So, my evidence is Trump's behavior every time someone asks to see his tax returns; not the behavior of someone with nothing to hide. Oh, but hang on. When Clinton was President, he cheated on his wife and then lied about it to the country. But then he was presented with irrefutable evidence of it _and came clean._ Trump has _also_ cheated on his wife (with a porn star, no less) and lied to the country about it. He has _also_ been presented with irrefutable evidence of it _and has doubled down;_ clearly not expecting any of his constituents to give a damn about it. And what about Robert Mueller's report? 400 pages? You don't need 400 pages to convey all the ways that someone is innocent. All of this is to say nothing of the time he has spent trying to _discourage_ this investigation. When you have nothing to hide, you _have nothing to hide._ You _welcome_ an investigation. You _cooperate_ with an investigation. You _don't_ go about trying to silence witnesses.
@@aloegmail7760 Yes. "blah blah..." Everything I said boils down to that. I said a lot, so I might as well have said nothing at all. Apparently, that's how it works.
@@SmugSuspenders Your message reminds me of another connection between Seth Mac Farlane and the treasonous scum Barr… William Barr worked to cover up the crimes of the Reagan administration and the Trump administration related to the Iran Contra affair. See Seth MacFarlane sing the "Ballad of Ollie North" for more info, here: ua-cam.com/video/lFV1uT-ihDo/v-deo.html
@datboi If god will descend from heaven for all to publicly see and publicly anounce trump HAS been chosen by him... that would really doubt my opinion. But... since trump was last in line when goddie handed out brains, I surely doubt he would pick the dumbest man alive....
@@heavierthanlight7173 He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him. 3 He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain. Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem. 4 Surely he took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered him punished by God, stricken by him, and afflicted. 5 But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed. 6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to our own way; and the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.
@@halfbrain3694 yes.... well, I'm more of a "modern (quantum) physics explains why shit is happening" kind a guy... I also strongly feel prehistoric people and their books weren't that intelligent at that time... but hey, if it floats your boat!
@datboi uhm... from all the money he started with at age 8.... he pushed it all down the drain by bad deals, scams and loans from deutsche bank... not to mention his frauds.. all that together makes you a BAD businessman and frankly... plain stupid if you were filthy FILTHY rich starting of.
I mean, that's essentially the point about believing in conspiracy theories; you _cannot_ disprove them with facts and evidence. You believe in them because you believe in them, probably because on a subconscious level, you just _want_ to believe in them.
Everyday I still literally cannot believe my ears when I hear the words "President Donald Trump". No matter how far we get into his presidency, I can't believe it.
Like some twilight zone shit. I keep waiting for him to go back to the apprentice and tell other celebrities they're fired. It's not happening though...
What kind of Department head expresses disappointment when an independent investigation concludes that his staff did a good job? A corrupt one, I guess.
@@lennylobstar2692 - I'm interested in how you seem to find the evincible fact that we have, basically, a two party system, to be mutually exclusive of Michael's claims (of which I don't mean to seem expressing an opinion). How is it that you believe that your comment refutes his? There must be an element you're omitting.
Stephen, didn't you leave out some findings in the report? Something about mistakes made by FBI. It doesn't help your argument when you also make misleading statements. The American people need all the facts, not just those that fit your beliefs.
For those Americans that haven’t allowed themselves to be desensitized to the insanity of their government, Cheers from Canada for continuing to maintain your personal sanity. Fight the good crazy fight.
Lou Dobbs' face is melting clean off. I remember when he was on a news affiliate in Seattle. He looked lousy then, and he's definitely earned the face he has now.
"No one prevents a witness, who can exonerate them, from testifying."
Uhm...Have you seen Legally Blonde? HELLO. Maybe not an exact match, but there are some secrets that you take to the grave (liposuction)
@@PopeUnit123 tRump had his chance for witnesses...now he wants a do over? I bet he uses Hannity and Thucker...because he can only think straight when 2 nut kissers are down there together
@@togatours6232 I was just making a Reese Witherspoon joke man. I actually agree with your original quote though.
What's the difference between a Klan hood and a MAGA hat?
The hood was made in America!
😂🤣💯
That's right b Klan hoods and Klan robes are and have been a locally-sourced product. In the late 70s early 80s I forget which year the Klan posted an add for a seamstress to sew robes, and here's the fun part, they list of themselves as an equal opportunity employer
@Barry Mycockiner It's true that the KKK was founded by the Democrats, but the Republikkkans are nowadays the party of the KKK!
@@laurakuhn8743 as long as you are a white male they probably offer equal opportunity I suppose lmao
@@seriesjunkie0074 It tells you everything that they blame something that is blatantly associated with their party (bigotry and racism) on their opponent just because the core values switched overtime. Racism used to be rampant in the democratic party until some leaders changed their values after war and the racists did not like the dems anymore now being liberal. From that time on they were republican and I love idiots basically admiting that they are racist by linking the dems past to the current kkk. Hahahaha denial is a huge portion of modern republicans. Same as racism
Barr: "One aspect of the IG report I do disagree with....uh....is reality.....!!!"
😂😂😂😂
Soooo, don't you think IF they ACTUALLY HAD EVIDENCE, Trump would ALREADY be gone?
🤯
@@aloegmail7760
We have a mountain of evidence of Trump committing campaign finance violations, bribery, extortion, rampant corruption, etc, but Republicans keep denying it exists. That's why he's not gone already.
@@mypillowguy445 No, he's not gone for lack of proof. Seriously think about it if they had actual proof, the man would be out of office. Aside from all the bulshit talk, if there was proof, he would be gone.
@@aloegmail7760
There you go again denying there is a mountain of evidence of Trump's criminality. Thanks for proving my point!
Why is your AG lawyering for the president? Absolutely disgusting.
That logic was....... :D
"Prove me that you aren't cheating"
"See, you have no proof that you aren't cheating, that means you are cheating by hiding the proof that you are a cheater"
LOL
Why is it only ok for the left to cry foul, but not the right?
The thumbnail was terrifying enough to almost make me not click! 😜🤣
IKR
I know, right?
As a non American person, I want to ask you,WTF?
As an American, wtf is putting it mildly.
As an American living abroad, I’m sorry
As an American, I wish I fucking knew.
Morfo1010 🤦🏾♂️😔😥🤷🏾♂️
The vast majority of Trump supporters are the same baby boomers who believed the lies told to them to get them to support the illegal Iraq invasion. Interesting to note: Trump wouldn’t have won if he didn’t condemn the Iraq fiasco which was our biggest mistake in decades. And now Trump is our biggest mistake.
The boomers don’t like to talk about Iraq now since they were so wrong. In ten years they’ll pretend they didn’t support Trump just like Trump pretended not to support the Iraq war.
Long story short: boomers are selfish and stupid and egoistic and would rather destroy the country than admit they made a mistake. Trump is their perfect representative.
That one SCARY mask. But the real Dobbs look even scarier lol
Also speaks way more jowly.
And he's using the same Just for Men color as Giuliani. Dude looks like the cryptkeeper with a chestnut toupee. Sweet baby Jesus.
I think when he took off the mask and his eyes went full black for a short time was scary ASF
Someone needs to tell Lou he's not in his 30s anymore. That dye job is laughable.
How the hell are those clowns in charge?
When you can’t beat them, whine like a baby and shakes your fist at the sky.
Soooo, don't you think IF they ACTUALLY HAD EVIDENCE, Trump would ALREADY be gone?
🤯
@Mr420Spy dude. You are so wrong. BTW, I'm FOR due process. What did I say that you are responding to?
@Mr420Spy ohhhhh, I seeee.... Connect connect the dots man. The reason he is still president is because of due process and no evidence! They've been trying to get rid of him since he was ELECTED. so, If they had evidence, DUE PROCESS would have terminated him. ?? Follow?
@Mr420Spy Funny you call me an outsider with a name like yours 🤪
The mask is not nearly as eerie as those unblinking eyes.
If you look closely, Stephen in Lou's mask uncannily and earily resembles Sebastian Gorka's face sans the beard.
@@waryaawariiri1812
More deepstate..hanky panky
Facts ´n Poetry
I was laughing when he vogue-d
Reptilian??
The difference between the report from the FBI director and the one Trump 'read' is the amount of words in it.
That mask was so damn convincing when straight on to the camera 😂
Yeah it was. That alone was amazing.
It was scary, Dobbs reminds me of dystopian movies set in the future where they cut to the state TV guy telling you what to think.
@@SlowhandGreg And you are not wrong my friend.
Nothing is scarier than the fact that these people actually exist.
Best way to make sure that a report never gets read: give it to Trump
@DAVID GOERTZ You are in no position to call Liberals anything if you are going to spew those kinds of lies.
@DAVID GOERTZ You believe.... says it all. Sure Trump released documents. Including redacted transcripts, censored FBI documents and sharpie drawings.
@DAVID GOERTZ OAN is right wing propaganda that doesn't source its stories mediabiasfactcheck.com/one-america-news-network/
or McConnell..
****General: The report you requested Mr president sir.
Trump: Great, place it in the plausible deniability shredder on your way out.
"I know the best people"
- Donald J. Trump
"Are they.... are they behind these people?"
The world.
Yes he does. And he's fired most of them.
@@riverraisin1 Well let's be fair, a LOT of them are in federal prison
Love the dance at the end.
Getting rickrolled is just a bonus
I bet Stephen is wild on the dance floor. Would love to see a full length video of him dancing.
Just when you think the Barr can’t get any lower, just wait 5 minutes
Creepy
now they're going to demand an investigation of the investigation on the investigation.
"So, how long do you plan on being current FBI director, tomorrow not included?"
Donald Trump: the joke that went way too far.
He is far past his expiration date.
Trump is Putin's Stephen Colbert.
All the way to the UK.
Now for the impunchment line!
That's what Stormy said.
Stephen Colbert. Trevor Noah. Seth Meyers. John Oliver. Hasan Minhaj. Bill Maher. Samantha Bee. Making people sane in these time of insanity.
Just wake up America! Before this great country goes the drain!
@Emmett Hardie Legend has it that he's on his 14th flush and is just about to get it all wrapped up.
Too late
".. different than the report that was given to me ?" But you didn't read it so how would you know Donald ?
The "oranges" of the investigation...
It's cute that Trump expects us to believe he has read something.
Soooo, don't you think IF they ACTUALLY HAD EVIDENCE, Trump would ALREADY be gone?
🤯
@@aloegmail7760 You want evidence? How about Trump release his tax returns? Every time someone brings them up, he argues that he's not allowed to release them because they're under audit.
The problem with this is that there are no laws prohibiting something under audit from being released.
With Obama, this was not a problem. He freely handed over his tax returns the day he declared his campaign for President. You know, like a candidate with _nothing to hide._
So, my evidence is Trump's behavior every time someone asks to see his tax returns; not the behavior of someone with nothing to hide.
Oh, but hang on. When Clinton was President, he cheated on his wife and then lied about it to the country. But then he was presented with irrefutable evidence of it _and came clean._
Trump has _also_ cheated on his wife (with a porn star, no less) and lied to the country about it. He has _also_ been presented with irrefutable evidence of it _and has doubled down;_ clearly not expecting any of his constituents to give a damn about it.
And what about Robert Mueller's report? 400 pages? You don't need 400 pages to convey all the ways that someone is innocent.
All of this is to say nothing of the time he has spent trying to _discourage_ this investigation. When you have nothing to hide, you _have nothing to hide._ You _welcome_ an investigation. You _cooperate_ with an investigation. You _don't_ go about trying to silence witnesses.
@@lazyperfectionist1 blah blah...
@@aloegmail7760 Yes. "blah blah..." Everything I said boils down to that. I said a lot, so I might as well have said nothing at all. Apparently, that's how it works.
@@lazyperfectionist1 it's about saying a lot of true stuff that's not taking our freedom or corrupting our democracy.
Wonderful all year. Thanks, Stephen. We love you and your crew. It isn't easy. Happy new years someday.
Can we investigate why Trump can’t say origins? That’s troubling.
He slurred again today! He is losing it in every way. With his dementia he wouldn't make it 4 more years. But NY will have him in jail before that.
It's because, the Origins, sounds to much like, my Orange skin.
Alzheimer's, Adderall crash, denture slip, limited grasp of the English language.
You have to wonder what Bill Barr will Yabba Dabba do next...
Barr looks like a well fed Moscow Mitch.
They're both human turtles!!!!! Except turtles have really tough exteriors and a spine.
He looks like a frog who just ate a fly
A well fed Peter Griffin
@@SmugSuspenders Your message reminds me of another connection between Seth Mac Farlane and the treasonous scum Barr…
William Barr worked to cover up the crimes of the Reagan administration and the Trump administration related to the Iran Contra affair.
See Seth MacFarlane sing the "Ballad of Ollie North" for more info, here:
ua-cam.com/video/lFV1uT-ihDo/v-deo.html
He looks like Jabba the Hutt...
“Yoka to bantha poodoo."
That Lou Dobbs mask.... Truly frightening. I think we have a standout product from Colbert for Halloween.
Barr: “Aaaah Aaaah”
Is he trying a baritone “Into the Unknown”??
Bill Barr is just the live action Yertle the Turtle.
Barr an ugly frog look alike.Moscow Mitch is the turtle in the putrid swamp stocked by Trump.
Yeah, but without the "live" or the "action", really. lol
He looks more like fred flintstone
I needed that laugh Stephen! Trump is such a crook and 40% of America think he is "the chosen one."
I COULD PUKE!
@datboi If god will descend from heaven for all to publicly see and publicly anounce trump HAS been chosen by him... that would really doubt my opinion. But... since trump was last in line when goddie handed out brains, I surely doubt he would pick the dumbest man alive....
@@heavierthanlight7173 He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
3 He was despised and rejected by mankind,
a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
Like one from whom people hide their faces
he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.
4 Surely he took up our pain
and bore our suffering,
yet we considered him punished by God,
stricken by him, and afflicted.
5 But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.
6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray,
each of us has turned to our own way;
and the Lord has laid on him
the iniquity of us all.
datboi The Antichrist?
@@halfbrain3694 yes.... well, I'm more of a "modern (quantum) physics explains why shit is happening" kind a guy... I also strongly feel prehistoric people and their books weren't that intelligent at that time... but hey, if it floats your boat!
@datboi uhm... from all the money he started with at age 8.... he pushed it all down the drain by bad deals, scams and loans from deutsche bank... not to mention his frauds.. all that together makes you a BAD businessman and frankly... plain stupid if you were filthy FILTHY rich starting of.
Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!!! That's what happens when you're working with a PSYCHO!
Perhaps the "current" president shouldn't be Tweeting about the "current" FBI director.
The Dancing Dobbs absolutely slayed me! So funny!
Crooks of a feather do Crimes together, Hoping they don't get caught, lf they do it's your fault ! 🐦🐤
Skanks all. They all need to be investigated. If Traitor trump hired them, you know they have skeletons in their closets.
@@patriot20000 NOW THAT'S THE GODS TRUTH ! 🤗😇🙏🏼👍🏻
HOLY HELLS! That Lou Dobbs Mask is scarier than a dinner invitation from Hannibal Lecter after you cut him off in traffic.
I mean, that's essentially the point about believing in conspiracy theories; you _cannot_ disprove them with facts and evidence. You believe in them because you believe in them, probably because on a subconscious level, you just _want_ to believe in them.
Like junior, big daddy and the spook
‘Saddest decorative gourd’ is my favorite thing today 😆
The bad news... Barr is gonna reinvestigate his investigation of Mueller's investigation.
AG William Barr's voice makes my skin crawl. Hearing him talk makes me want to play in traffic.
I thought it was “Dr.” Sebastian Gorka,.,
Fake doctorate degree.
That dance at the end...😂😂😂😂😂
I see Lou Dobbs gets a monthly shipment of Just for Men hair dye from Amazon...
The dancing--Colbert crushed it!! lol
Everyday I still literally cannot believe my ears when I hear the words "President Donald Trump". No matter how far we get into his presidency, I can't believe it.
Like some twilight zone shit. I keep waiting for him to go back to the apprentice and tell other celebrities they're fired. It's not happening though...
He wasn't all that bad as a president.
You are part of it buddy.
Does anyone else think barr looks like the Anti-Thanos !
I absolutely love YOU COLBERT!!!!
In that mask he looks like he's gonna skin someone and say "it puts the lotion on its skin"
Stephen Colbert is Priceless!
Yet here you are profiting from constant conspiracy theories that you use to mislead the few people that do watch your show.
Those dance moves tho
Stephen, im running for president in 2024 have me on the show!
What kind of Department head expresses disappointment when an independent investigation concludes that his staff did a good job? A corrupt one, I guess.
the Late Show mastered deepfakes with Lou Dobbs
Here we are in 2023 and we now know that everything they accused trump of they actually did. Wow.
Trump supporters need to find a scapegoat to blame all of his shortcomings on....
I don't think they make anything big enough to for that.
OMG! I love you Stephen Colbert 😂 This is all insane! 🤦🏽♀️
propaganda say it with me now
I will forever love Stephen Colbert
Aside from the nightmare fuel that is you wearing that mask, your comment at 3:14 is sadly *exactly* how conspiracy theorists think. 😔🤦♀️
Oh, Colbert, you're just killin me. Hilarious!!!
I'm used to conservatives fitting the facts to their pre-existing conclusion, but that absolutely takes the cake.
That ending was F'n Hilarious...
that mask is going to give me nightmares!
Colbert is a riot😂😂😂
The deep-state is the Republican party. They did 9/11.
* squints *
Nope. It's a two-party system.
@@lennylobstar2692 - I'm interested in how you seem to find the evincible fact that we have, basically, a two party system, to be mutually exclusive of Michael's claims (of which I don't mean to seem expressing an opinion). How is it that you believe that your comment refutes his? There must be an element you're omitting.
Haliburton.
I just love Stephen Colbert....he is naturally a very funny man
N he just enjoys himself on the stage
Hope he can maintain it in his cell
Did you know yet? 1 out of 3 Trump supporters are just as stupid as the other 2!
@datboi Prisoner?
Stephen, didn't you leave out some findings in the report? Something about mistakes made by FBI. It doesn't help your argument when you also make misleading statements. The American people need all the facts, not just those that fit your beliefs.
Barr's unhappy face has longer downward lines than this emoji ☹️
later: meanwhile, and previously: last week tonight.
I love it when Stephen dances.
That dance move was on point😁👍
The news media should add current to all White House titles. Lol
Colbert makes it all better !
The band and the dancing at the end!!
I'm just happy that I wasn't drinking or eating anything when it cut back to Stephen in that mask. That was so damn hilarious 😂
Is that a Rick Roll at the end?!
Love the "Holiday" Dance
I love it when he does the Caravan dance. 😍😍
The “ORANGES” of the investigation.... 💥🤣 How can you not say it?
Why can’t you just believe them??? Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂
Hahahah Love it, keep up the great work!
I picked up that "current" as well. Next announcement the new Director.
Our "current " president seems to have more problems with factual information. He is to stupid to be a dictator.
Dance number, thank you!!! 😂😂😂
Rick rolling at the end. Awesome
Barr heard his masters voice saying;
You better come up up with something, because your job is slipping away.
Bless you Christopher Wray..Merry Christmas and L'chaim
These are all distractions from the long game.
OmGOSH that lou dobbs mask was one of the funniest things I've seen!
The horror.
Every time he does his trump impression I practically fall on the floor from laughing so hard.
For those Americans that haven’t allowed themselves to be desensitized to the insanity of their government, Cheers from Canada for continuing to maintain your personal sanity. Fight the good crazy fight.
That. Is ? Disturbing
Lou Dobbs' face is melting clean off.
I remember when he was on a news affiliate in Seattle.
He looked lousy then, and he's definitely earned the face he has now.
Nice one! Stephen!