Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. I’ve heard a lot of people say that Dr. Mantis is the greatest doctor in the world. Many people don’t know this but the M.D. stands for most decorated.
@Suzy Q! Good to see you my internet friend of wisdom! Everytime I {now} hear or read those words, "Read the Transcript" my first thought is, "Which one?" Good Lord, the IG office went thru a MILLION documents to put out this latest pile of dead trees! Enough already! I say we report him to the Arbor Day folks, just a thought.. 🌲 And here we go, off to the Senate with the two Articles of Impeachment just released! They chose the 'cliff note" version, perhaps? Short & Sweet. Oh shit, we are so screwed!!! Peace great lady of wisdom {especially with that R on your voter registration card, these days} a rarity to be admired! Here we go... 🍿😲☮✌😎🤡🎈🎈🎈
@@maggierezac5820 Holy shit, I just woke up and haven't even turned on the news! (Yes, it's 12:41pm here😉 Sleeping is my favorite!) Thanks for telling me about the articles, now I must get my news on! Take care Maggie, good to see you again! 💜👍✌️
Our deficit in 2014 was 484 billion, this year it was 980 billion. Our GDP growth in 2014 was 2.5%, so far this year it is 2.1%. And the jobs growth report for November 2014 was 321,000 jobs added. That was 55,000 more than last months jobs report. The current jobs added per year figures are 167,000 a month which is 14,000 less a month than in 2014. By Trump's standards this should mean gross gross incompetence.
You should check out the subreddit r/TrumpCriticizesTrump. It's fuckin hilarious, there is literally like a tweet for everything where Trump completely contradicts himself or criticizes something that he, himself has now done now that he's in office lol
I just realized you're Suzy Q and you posted a very thoughtfully worded and sourced argument on another video that I tried hard to find again, tho to no avail. Keep up the good work fighting all this misinformation that we're seeing more and more in the age of Trump
"We've forgotten about Trump and Russia" Also about the thousands that were forced to work without pay. And of course, children who are still in cages!
the dems cant talk about russia any more because then we may see that there kids are in with the kremlin its a sad world where people can get such a spin on their news that they can push their crimes onto others and have people believe the lies. like this "debunked Joe Biden conspiracy" "debunked" haha who? when? there is a tape of him bragging about it but idk learn to rdea
"Democrats mistakenly tweet 2014 pictures from Obama’s term showing children from the Border in steel cages." www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/may/29/donald-trump/trump-correctly-tweets-democrats-mistakenly-tweete/
America has to stop joking about this and take it serious. Your attorney general and president are acting like a dictatorship. This is really happening
Unfortunately, this is how the world under Chump works: Up is down, left is right, the sky is green, grass is orange, truth is lies, and when we see our country sliding down the toilet....we laugh, to keep from crying.
Too true! A minority manipulating everyone and everything to stay in power so they can block all useful legislation, while appointing how many (completely biased and unqualified) federal judges? If we ever overturn Roe V. Wade this country will devolve into that civil war they keep threatening is going to come when Cadet Bone-Spurs is placed under arrest. What they keep ignoring... He's already an unindicted coconspirator to the Stormy Daniels hush money payment that Cohen is serving time for. He's 'F'ed! 🛑🐓💩😭👶😾🤳🐷🛑🍊🐂💩🤡🤴👉👉👉🚽 🌊🌊🌊2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣🌊🌊🌊 ☮☯💖😎🙌
This was a quick post. Someone is all in on this endless nightmare being over. I really enjoy the quality of writers and Stephens’ sense of humor. His timing is almost always on the nose...certain exceptions for verbal flubs. Actually his mistakes in the monologue is quite hilarious. A good chuckle right before going to bed. Thanks Mr. Colbert
I keep getting those too. Trump approval polls, too. I checked one yesterday out of curiosity and not only did they want me to confirm private info, but, after you answer whether you support impeachment they snuck in a question asking who you voted for in 2016?! Wtf?? Like what does THAT have to do with Trump abandoning our ally, endangering our security and abusing his oath and office??
@@AnnieWarbux Now I want to get one of those and lie on it. Say I voted for Trump and then also say I support the impeachment. Really make his combover spin when he hears that news.
"Against the insidious wiles of foreign influence the jealousy of a free people ought to be constantly awake, since history and experience prove that foreign influence is one of the most baneful foes of republican government." - Washington, Farewell Address, Sept. 19, 1796
CodeRed99911 Washington would try to dispose of him politically. Hamilton would challenge Trump to a duel and call him a coward when he refused to show.
They don't take him seriously. No one takes him seriously, they just don't want to lose their jobs or go to jail because of trump setting the whole thing on fire if he gets impeached and thrown in jail for his various crimes that he's admitted to doing on video.
Arguing with Republicans is like playing chess with a pigeon. They'll knock over all the pieces, defecate on the board and strut around as if they were the victors. (Edit: this isn't my joke, I heard it somewhere else first and if I remembered where I'd heard it from I'd quote them, sorry) I also heard the one: Arguing with conservatives is like playing chess with a six year old. No matter whether you let them win, or obliterate them, at some point they'll throw a tantrum, toss the board in the air, and storm out of the room crying. To be fair though, there are two sides to every story, it's just that most of the time Republicans won't share theirs and they will ignore yours.
They're VERY applaud-ey, I know. But that's just Americans, they're easily excited. They voted for the human equivalent of some jangling car keys to be their president.
@@momon969 It's not all that untrue to say half of America didn't even vote. The half that did wanted either Trump or Bernie but because of super delegates ignoring how their own states voted to make Hillary the Democrats nominee, the Bernie people either didn't vote or voted for Trump out of spite.
@@CodeRed99911 That's the problems that come with a two party system. Just abandon both parties. Start your own, form coalitions, be a goddamn democracy.
Incredible how the "great negotiator" and the man who knows "the art of the deal" is going to leave something as important as brokering peace in the middle east to his son-in-law. It's almost as if he doesn't know the first thing about negotiating or deals. Oh wait, it's exactly like that.
He knows how to screw contractors out of the pay he promised them. Turns out diplomacy doesn't work that way, since you can't just find another France to negotiate with after you cheat the first one.
@@couragekarnga8735 Oh no, my friend - he is far, far more dangerous than any terrorists. Terrorists can kill, but they can't bring down a country the size of the USA. Trump can, and Trump will. Unless we stop him. Get loud; get involved; keep fighting the good fight.
John Scott We probably can't talk Trump into building us a wall so we'll have to put up signs at border crossings; "Gone Fishin'. Sorry for the inconvenience." Americans will be; "Guess nobody's home. Where do we go now?" and someone in the back says; "Mexico?"
if you go to right wing channels, you will see a lot of potential right wing terrorists. calling for killing people they disagree with, a civil war and such things.
It was rigged! It's was a witch-hunt! It's Hillary's fault! The FBI committed treason for opening an investigation on me! The Dems are a bunch of no-doers so nothing got done! It's Obama's fault because he apologized to everyone! And he's not a citizen anyway. I'm not leaving the WH because I won with such big numbers that's never been seen before! Anyone care to add to the list? I left out a lot more. 🤭
@@mariesia0525 not exactly what you want, but i find it astonishing that i can post this every day on mark dice's hateful channel, and i've never had a single response from those moronic trumpsters. i found this list a while ago, and hope to spread it. i think this list is missing the emoluments violations that fascist is responsible for. Some of the reasons I don’t like Trump He is a pathological liar. Over 13,000 false and misleading claims since he took office. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” Since when does countries choose which people will flee? Since when do they ”send” people. He pardoned a racist, criminal sheriff because that sheriff supported Trump. His name is Joe Arpaio. He fired James Comey because of the Russia investigation. Trump himself admitted it during a tv interview. Demanding loyalty from James Comey and the FBI. That’s not how democracy works! That is dictator talk. If every authority has to be loyal to him, what happens with checks and balances? He hasn’t showed his taxes. He mocked a handicapped journalist. He claims climate change are a Chinese hoax when majority of the rest of the world and scientists says otherwise. Never talks about gun control cause he gets money from the NRA. So he has American blood on his hands but claim NFL players are the ones that ain’t patriotic. Lol. ”I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful-I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.” Blamed that on locker room talk. Lol, no that ain’t a normal thing to say, locker room or not. When he said there were good people on both sides during the nazi rally in Charlottesville where a woman was killed by a nazi. May she rest in peace. He wanted to ban certain media, just because he doesn’t like any news that isn’t praising him and lying on his behalf. All those people in his administration getting indicted meaning Trump isn’t innocent. Where there is smoke there is fire. For being a hypocrite by calling the media ”fake news” while he himself lies every single day to the public. For not condeming Saudi Arabia for the killing of the Saudi journalist. For saying Kim Jong Un didn’t knew Otto Warmbier was getting tortured to death. May he rest in peace. The fake muslim ban. Where he did that just to satisfy his base. Cause if he was really worried, he would ban people from Saudi Arabia too but he didn’t cause he is in business with them. Pretended to be his own media spokesperson over telephone. Taking on a gold star family. Saying John McCain wasn’t a war hero. Demanding Mexico to pay for the wall and lying about Mexico paying for the wall. For not being able to take criticism without personally insult people. Who does that when you are over 70 years old?! For getting along better with dictators than the European allies. For seperating families and putting children in cages. For making it easier for mentally ill people to buy guns. For the way he talked to Jim Acosta and the way they manipulated that footage of Jim. Fake news from The White House itself. I hate that he says so damn crazy unbelievable naive stuff, which his cult probably falls for. For example when he said he would rush into a school without a gun, where there is a school shooting. Wtf? People actually believe him when he says these things? Or when he said he asked Putin twice if Russia meddled in the US election and Putin strongly denied. So according to him that’s how you find out if Russia meddled or not? Like these two examples are so crazy to me that I believe the end is near when someone like this can become president in the US. Interrupts journalists when he doesn’t like their questions, cause he don’t want to be criticized, don’t want to be corrected, don’t want to admit when he is wrong, like a true dictator, also insults journalists. He mumbled through the US national anthem. It’s not law that you have to know the national anthem word for word but as much as he talk about NFL players disrespecting America and everything else he says, you would expect him to be the most patriotic American and you would expect that he atleast knows the anthem but this just tells me that he doesn’t give a fuck about anything. He pretends to have a stance on stuff but it all boils down to, how does things benefit him personally. It is a bad act he puts on, and you have to be unbelievable naive to not see through it and just fall for it. ”President Trump overruled the concerns of intelligence officials and his own White House staff to grant top-secret security clearance to his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Trump also lied about it.” Trump wants his people to “sit at attention when he speaks” just like they do for Kim Jong Un. But do you know why Kim’s people sit at attention? Took out a whole AD in the NYT in the 80s, asking for the death penalty for the Central park five. It emerged that those guys were innocent and Trump never apologized to them. Calling African countries ”shithole”. ”Remember, when Trump was merely a private citizen running for President in 2016, he became the first presidential candidate in recent memory to refuse to commit that he'd honor the results of the election if he lost.” Paid hush money from the campaign to a pornstar. In Alabama, Trump urged NFL owners to fire football players who kneeled during the national anthem, he also called them ”sons of bitches”. He supported Roy Moore for congress. A man who wants to forbid homosexuality and said maybe 9/11 was Gods punishment and he was also accused of hitting on underaged girls. Said Bill O’Reilly was a good person and didn’t think he did anything wrong, after the fact that Bill paid 13 million dollars in settlements to five women who accused him of sexual harassment or verbal abuse. Encouraged police brutality during a speech he held for police. He wants SNL to suffer consequences for having sketches involving him. Funny how the first amendment only applies to him. Like a true dictator. When he said ”any guy that can do a body slam, he’s my kind of... he is my kind” about the republican congressman Greg Gianforte who body slammed Guardian political reporter Ben Jacobs in May 2017. His lawyer Cohen rigged the polls for him. William Barr defending Trump. "While this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." - Robert Mueller. Mueller couldn’t indict him because of the DOJ guidelines. Recently said he would accept damaging information from a foreign government on a political opponent. So he can openly admit to collusion without losing his job, wow nice! Siding with dictators over US intelligence agencies. What a true American you got there. Vetoed the bill to stop US aid to the genocide in Yemen, done by Saudi Arabia Telling Israel to not allow two congress women to enter the country. (Did that cause the congress women are critical of Trump too) Taking a picture next to a baby smiling, thumbs up, who just lost his/hers parents to a mass shooting. A disgusting photo op. When the 22nd woman came forward to accuse Trump for rape and sexual harassments, Trumps first response were ”she isn’t even my type”. What dumb ignorant telling comment is that? So if that woman was his type, then rape would be okey? How can you be accused of rape and that is your first response? That screams guilty. Union workers told to attend Trump speech or lose pay. Japans government nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, after the White House pressured Japan to do so. Ofcourse Trump didn’t mentioned them pressuring Japan. Instead he was boasting about receiving a beautiful letter from Japans president Abe, where Trump said, in the letter the nomination is mentioned. Abandoning the Kurds in Northern Syria, after a phone call with the Islamic jihadist Erdogan. Trying to get dirt on a political opponent by pressuring a foreign government. It amazes me how an ignorant, racist, sexist, narcissistic, hypocritical, pathological liar, childish, treasonous, wannabe dictator can have even one single supporter. These are the only things I remember. I know it must be a whole lot of more things Trump has done and said which I don’t like but it’s impossible to remember everything, because this behaviour is a daily basis thing. To all the Donald Trump supporters, you won’t be able to defend this so you will talk about how much time I must got on my hands to write all this and so on. ”Libtard”, ”loser”, ”he is still your president”. All those childish expressions. By the way I don’t live in the US so no he isn’t my president and yes I’m allowed to have an opinion on him, wether he is my president or not. Anyone who wants to add on to this list? I know I must’ve left out a whole lot of things I don’t remember. I know I’m only scratching the surface. Is there a internet site which lists these type of things. Where I can find more on Trump?
I am baffled that despite all these fact checked crimes and lies his followers still blindly follow him and spout out the same hateful rhetoric that he does. It literally seems like they don't think for themselves anymore and believe what he says as truth. I am truly worried about what his followers would do in the event he loses the 2020 election. All hell will break loose comes to mind. Hopefully I am wrong in that regard, but considering him and his followers....🙄
There will be enough cheap soybeans in Brazil next year that the Chinese will never buy U.S. grown beans again. Soybeans were the one and only commodity that allowed American farmers to double crop their fields each growing season.
I'm 31 and just starting to head on a new career path. I always assumed I would inherit my family's farm. After witnessing my parents struggle and now slowly put up their land for sale I'm scared to continue on a distructive path. My father told me in more or less words that I should get out if I can. I've worked half my life toward a goal that's disappeared.
Matt Hemberry: Same situation here. I was 35 in 1986 when I had to leave the family farm in NorCal. I registered to vote as a Republican in 1971 and remained a loyal member of the party until 2016. Now a Democrat and happy to be one. Really pisses me off when I look back and realize how Republican politics detroyed the family fortune. Don't be fooled, as the third place political party, the Republicans are masters at mind control and manipulation.
Gargenfluck Gosphenspiels I stood up and cheered when Leo slid off the door that could have held him. Then security showed up and escorted me out and the girl went home with other friends. Never saw the ending.
Of course there was no bias! But Donald wasted so much valuable time of talented investigators that otherwise could have been looking into Donnie's other crimes!
na, they're out of season in America right now, which means they'd have to be imported from Australia & Australia is in the middle of a severe climate change induced drought & bushfires, reducing yield & we want our peaches for Christmas lunch (that's an Australian tradition) so trump doesn't deserve to get them instead of us after causing the climate change disasters! Just send him printouts of peaches instead :) his tastebuds are so used to fast food that he won't be able to tell the difference between a real peach & a piece of cardboard with a picture of a peach on it anyway & see if you can add a giant peach to the trump baby blimp & fly that outside the whitehouse too :)
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, poor Canada has a Cancer, there is no known treatment, even education and empirical facts can't slow that idiotic growth, I hope the best for you, maybe the populace will actually vote and quell the Cancer.
RIXRADvidz Alberta is trying the same ploy that Quebec has used since Canada was formed in 1867. Instead of threatening to separate and form their own country, Alberta is trying to hold up the country to ransom or they will take their ball and go home, i.e. join the US. It won’t work as, except for a lunatic fringe, Albertans are loyal Canadians, with extensive immigration to it from all parts of Canada, seeking jobs. We have seen it all before.
Colin Maharaj God, I hope not! Look what happened to Ukraine when they elected Zelensky, a popular comedian as President this year. He is completely out of his depth. Stick to comedy, the best tool.
“If Jarhead can’t do it, it can’t be done.” Oh, sweet Jesus, I nearly spit out my coffee on that one. So I guess that means nothing can be done because the Insipid Prince has done exactly that in almost three years; nothing. Well, there is the blatant self-dealing and using his position to rake in money wherever he can...
True but it will embarrassment the fuck out of him. And he will never be able to escape the humiliation and can't defend the lie that it never happened.
That's fitting, in Trump's alternate reality he had a bigger inauguration crowd, that Mueller exonerated him, that there were "fine people on both sides", I mean I could go on 🧐
"Trump Reality" is more like the results of eating a bunch of hot Italian pepper subs before bed....or a bad acid trip. Or eating those pepper subs doused in acid!
"You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?" - President Richard Nixon to Watergate co-conspirator H.R. Haldeman in April 1973
Trump's got this projection thing down pat! - Far worse than I ever thought possible. - It's an embarrassment to our country. - It's dishonest. - It's everything a lot of people thought it would be, but far worse. Yep, that's Trump in a nutshell. He should have added that the IG report was "full of shit".
Lol. How you defend Bidens blatant pay-to-play is beyond me. Meanwhile, Ukraine got more aid than from the previous administration. Russia annexed Crimea and kicked off this conflict under who's watch?
@@jacobcameron7831 ~ Nobody is "pro abortion" - ever. Ppl support right of a woman to make her own decisions abt her reproductive rights. There are no crowds of idiots stalking OB/GYN clinics, trying to harass women into aborting. Plus, many anti-choice hypocrites only care abt fetus, not once born.
@@spammyhell6566 They don't care about the fetus, they just want to restrict the rights of women. Same thing with the "drug war." They don't care about drug addicts, they just want to be able to use law enforcement to restrict the rights of those too poor to afford lawyers fees and bribes.
@@derekd1510 ~ And don't forget they become slave labor in for-profit prisons, not to mention sources of obscene amts of our tax $$ for their incarceration.
Because talking about trump "looking into the excessive rain" In some parts of the country while the impeachment hearing is going on would just be giving another one of trump's deflections too much attention.
"Betrayal of national security in the service of foreign interests" We have a word for that. We can't use it yet Cuz people will go crazy if we do. But we're all thinking it, and we know he's guilty. On a different note, did you hear he wanted to take Don Jr to plant a tree? He said "let's go plant a tree, son"
Trump is like someone who's spent far too much time in internet role playing rooms and can no longer tell the difference between actual reality and his constructed realities.
no , it's a trap . Like in 2016 , the Russians and the Repubs would love him to run - the easiest target . That's the reason why they don't attack him , very different from Joe , Pete and Amy . Thinking really p o l i t i c a l l y it's essential to see the bigger picture ( far beyond one's own scope ) and in this case : really watch the other side strategically - the " opening " may be ( imho is ) where they would like to beat you . Just give that a thought , live 's hard and can be far meaner than you imagine . Dreams are good and necessary , but daily politics is all about well developed strategies of small steps and constant re - evaluation of the process and its dynamics . Better be an active part where you wish and can , that could mean so much more than all the woke proclamations . In a true political sense I think Amy Klobuchar would be the ideal candidate for the Democratic Party , especially after winning she could really embody a return to civility and a new era of social and democratic progress , modernizing the US to have comparable modern social living conditions for everybody , acting against climate change immediately , reversing all the environmental back lash of this criminal administration and securing a reliable democratic role of the US in foreign affairs again .
Honestly, I think we should be nicer to Eric. He seems like the least deluded in the trump family, and I think if anyone in the family would rat on the rest of them just out of sheer spite, it would be him.
"No one prevents a witness, who can exonerate them, from testifying."
-Joyce Alene
Great quote! I would give many thumbs up if allowed.
@@sideboob4276 It's the thought that counts, my friend! 👍😉 It's a damn good quote!
love her, she's sharp as a tack
@Major Thought Ahead Yep! There's always a tweet!
@@IAmSuzyQ
Suzy Q...
you rock my friend! 👏🌼👍
This guy makes Bush look like a freaking genius
hes paid/bribed to look like an idiot for the libs
2016: Fooled once.
2020: Don’t get fooled again, please!
he didnt win the popular vote
Even G.W. followed the Constitution better then this joker 45.
Should be:
Fooled us once, shame on us.
Fooled us twice, we’re screwed.
"Once". Hmm.
I have a feeling that song's going to be very popular this election.
That “F” on my report card stands for fantastic.
You get an A+ in Trumpian Logic 101.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. I’ve heard a lot of people say that Dr. Mantis is the greatest doctor in the world. Many people don’t know this but the M.D. stands for most decorated.
D- Donnie would argue that
sure does when its followed by the letters A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C and a smiley face
no actually it stands for failure
Trump: Read the transcript!
Me: I have, but let's just call it a confession. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm pretty sure that Trump did not read the "transcript" which it wasn't.
@Suzy Q! Good to see you my internet friend of wisdom! Everytime I {now} hear or read those words, "Read the Transcript" my first thought is, "Which one?" Good Lord, the IG office went thru a MILLION documents to put out this latest pile of dead trees! Enough already! I say we report him to the Arbor Day folks, just a thought.. 🌲
And here we go, off to the Senate with the two Articles of Impeachment just released! They chose the 'cliff note" version, perhaps? Short & Sweet. Oh shit, we are so screwed!!!
Peace great lady of wisdom {especially with that R on your voter registration card, these days} a rarity to be admired!
Here we go... 🍿😲☮✌😎🤡🎈🎈🎈
@@maggierezac5820 Holy shit, I just woke up and haven't even turned on the news! (Yes, it's 12:41pm here😉 Sleeping is my favorite!) Thanks for telling me about the articles, now I must get my news on! Take care Maggie, good to see you again! 💜👍✌️
Nixon: "I had the most corrupt administration in America's history!"
Trump: "Hold my Diet Coke."
M.D.Metal because he can’t help himself, Trump lied about it being diet
@@TheFlock83 also, it was Pepsi.
also, it was a Big Mac
Also is beloved Sharpie he likes to sniff.
Whatever happened to the Coke butler?
"Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?"
-Trump tweet from 2014
Well, Donnie, let's hope so.🤞
Our deficit in 2014 was 484 billion, this year it was 980 billion. Our GDP growth in 2014 was 2.5%, so far this year it is 2.1%. And the jobs growth report for November 2014 was 321,000 jobs added. That was 55,000 more than last months jobs report. The current jobs added per year figures are 167,000 a month which is 14,000 less a month than in 2014. By Trump's standards this should mean gross gross incompetence.
You should check out the subreddit r/TrumpCriticizesTrump. It's fuckin hilarious, there is literally like a tweet for everything where Trump completely contradicts himself or criticizes something that he, himself has now done now that he's in office lol
I just realized you're Suzy Q and you posted a very thoughtfully worded and sourced argument on another video that I tried hard to find again, tho to no avail. Keep up the good work fighting all this misinformation that we're seeing more and more in the age of Trump
@@jamesw657 I see you have little to do !
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"We've forgotten about Trump and Russia"
Also about the thousands that were forced to work without pay.
And of course, children who are still in cages!
Particularly the children who are still in cages!
the dems cant talk about russia any more because then we may see that there kids are in with the kremlin its a sad world where people can get such a spin on their news that they can push their crimes onto others and have people believe the lies. like this "debunked Joe Biden conspiracy" "debunked" haha who? when? there is a tape of him bragging about it but idk learn to rdea
"Democrats mistakenly tweet 2014 pictures from Obama’s term showing children from the Border in steel cages."
www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/may/29/donald-trump/trump-correctly-tweets-democrats-mistakenly-tweete/
"Do you know how many people said 'You can't marry Ivanka'? My lawyers, my pastor, the Elvis at the Las Vegas wedding chapel..." 😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😅😊
If the flagrant disregard for the law and norms continues, Donald will soon marry Ivanka, and Republicans will be defending it.
Edward Miessner that was the worst. Burn. Evah.
America has to stop joking about this and take it serious. Your attorney general and president are acting like a dictatorship. This is really happening
We laugh to keep from crying.
*THIS*
Unfortunately, this is how the world under Chump works:
Up is down, left is right, the sky is green, grass is orange, truth is lies, and when we see our country sliding down the toilet....we laugh, to keep from crying.
When you get your news from comedians you end up believing lies. At least CNN and MSNBC will give you a distorted version of the truth.
Can't we will go insane
"A lot of people were 'in on it'..."
Wait.. is Donnie talking about his election campaign? 'Cause then the words match right up with the evidence.
Mmmm, freudian slip?
Our president is delusional. How comforting.
I love it when Stephen makes a mistake. He blushes so much. 😄😊
And then he just goes with it. Love that South Carolinian!
I have to go to bed soon. It's almost widnight.
Actually, Faker 45 thinks calling someone a brutal killer is a compliment.
Cats are brutal killers, and they are adorable! :)
I mean he fancies himself Thanos, so yeah
We’re all laughing but somehow, it’s just not funny.
Sometimes, all you can do is laugh.
Too true! A minority manipulating everyone and everything to stay in power so they can block all useful legislation, while appointing how many (completely biased and unqualified) federal judges? If we ever overturn Roe V. Wade this country will devolve into that civil war they keep threatening is going to come when Cadet Bone-Spurs is placed under arrest.
What they keep ignoring... He's already an unindicted coconspirator to the Stormy Daniels hush money payment that Cohen is serving time for. He's 'F'ed! 🛑🐓💩😭👶😾🤳🐷🛑🍊🐂💩🤡🤴👉👉👉🚽
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it s not funny because you know trumps done some great things and the people know too even the long lost farmers are smiling trump 2020
and vote trump 2020
This was a quick post. Someone is all in on this endless nightmare being over. I really enjoy the quality of writers and Stephens’ sense of humor. His timing is almost always on the nose...certain exceptions for verbal flubs. Actually his mistakes in the monologue is quite hilarious. A good chuckle right before going to bed. Thanks Mr. Colbert
Man, few people are as savage as Colbert.
He is a liar and also a con
Orange man bad
@@QuantumPineapple Can actually refute any criticism made against your dear leader instead of using dumb and fallacious memes?
@Matt Ford You do know he's strawmaning the criticisms of Trump right?
I think Cons are always liars
I'm a man of God. So much fake news.
Reject fascism, vote blue.
Yes however he isnt a fascist, no matter how any times you say it
@@QuantumPineapple He merely likes to align himself with them...
@@QuantumPineapple He is, though.
@@QuantumPineapple Trump has praised authoritarian leaders and has behaved consistently like one so calling him a fascist isn't out of the question.
@@223Drone so making peaceful relations with dangerous countries is a bad thing?
Oh my goodness, 😭😭😭😭😭😭 "You know how many people said that I can't marry Ivanka?" My pastor, the priest, my lawyers 😭😭🤣🤣
He talks to posters too now?
Sick of this Trump insanity.
I just got an "stop the Trump impeachment" Ad. Something like that and it's annoying
I keep getting those too. Trump approval polls, too. I checked one yesterday out of curiosity and not only did they want me to confirm private info, but, after you answer whether you support impeachment they snuck in a question asking who you voted for in 2016?! Wtf?? Like what does THAT have to do with Trump abandoning our ally, endangering our security and abusing his oath and office??
must admit... being outside the US we don't get those ads... thank f#$k. sorry you have to put up with that sh*t US peoples...
@@AnnieWarbux Now I want to get one of those and lie on it. Say I voted for Trump and then also say I support the impeachment. Really make his combover spin when he hears that news.
If we don't impeach this one, we might as well throw out the justice system.
+Manny Campos ~ Annoying to you, but a brilliant waste of $$ for DT. Talk abt not knowing your audience. :-D
Trump gives a America a Merry Christmas by moving from White House to Big House.
I expect to win in 2020. And anybody who gets in my way or opposes me will be called fake news!
I will definitely be saying Merry Christmas again.
The Great Anointed Lord Trump. Your fake news lol
Take your crazy conspiracies back to mexico, ese.
@Major Thought Ahead TOO...not to
"I need some good news, I got people trying to impeach me..." LOL
"Against the insidious wiles of foreign influence the jealousy of a free people ought to be constantly awake, since history and experience prove that foreign influence is one of the most baneful foes of republican government." - Washington, Farewell Address, Sept. 19, 1796
What would he think of this mess?
"Men...a traitor!. Aim...steady!...shoot!!"
@@couragekarnga8735 He would challenge Trump to a duel and then shoot Trump in his mouth
CodeRed99911 Washington would try to dispose of him politically. Hamilton would challenge Trump to a duel and call him a coward when he refused to show.
🙄🤦♀️🙄 I just can’t take him anymore. How can the republicans take him seriously?
Umm -- ahh -- Sorry, you have a good point, I just got distracted by your avatar.
Valerie J. Norse LoL who could blame you 😂
They don't take him seriously. No one takes him seriously, they just don't want to lose their jobs or go to jail because of trump setting the whole thing on fire if he gets impeached and thrown in jail for his various crimes that he's admitted to doing on video.
Yawn
@@russell7848 if you don't like the comments, you're on the wrong page. Go watch infowars, more your style.
More and more conspiracy theories. That’s a sign of desperation
@Trump Truth Train You're making no sense what-so-ever especially since not a single thing you're saying is even remotely factual.
Arguing with Republicans is like playing chess with a pigeon. They'll knock over all the pieces, defecate on the board and strut around as if they were the victors. (Edit: this isn't my joke, I heard it somewhere else first and if I remembered where I'd heard it from I'd quote them, sorry)
I also heard the one: Arguing with conservatives is like playing chess with a six year old. No matter whether you let them win, or obliterate them, at some point they'll throw a tantrum, toss the board in the air, and storm out of the room crying.
To be fair though, there are two sides to every story, it's just that most of the time Republicans won't share theirs and they will ignore yours.
Genius assessment. #1 Colbert Comment of the Night !!! 🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROFLMAO............DAMN YOU NAILED IT...............
@@bbigrocker1 Still a lot of fun to do, as long as you don't mind the board getting a little dirty.
brilliant !!
That’s a good John Oliver quote
Sometimes it seems that Stephen's audience is a bit overwhelmed by the news about Trump.
But, to be fair, so are we Europeans.
Agreed! For us, News from the US are hardly distinguishable from satire
The world will be a better place when he's out of office.
They're VERY applaud-ey, I know. But that's just Americans, they're easily excited. They voted for the human equivalent of some jangling car keys to be their president.
@@momon969 It's not all that untrue to say half of America didn't even vote. The half that did wanted either Trump or Bernie but because of super delegates ignoring how their own states voted to make Hillary the Democrats nominee, the Bernie people either didn't vote or voted for Trump out of spite.
@@CodeRed99911 That's the problems that come with a two party system. Just abandon both parties. Start your own, form coalitions, be a goddamn democracy.
Stephen left out the most terrifying part of that speech: people were still cheering after he said those things.
Incredible how the "great negotiator" and the man who knows "the art of the deal" is going to leave something as important as brokering peace in the middle east to his son-in-law. It's almost as if he doesn't know the first thing about negotiating or deals.
Oh wait, it's exactly like that.
Well, the "great dealmaker" has bankrupted six businesses...
He knows how to screw contractors out of the pay he promised them. Turns out diplomacy doesn't work that way, since you can't just find another France to negotiate with after you cheat the first one.
The guy went bankrupt six times and lost over a billion dollars! What did we expect?
I think Donald is trying to gaslight *himself.*
You're not lying if you wholeheartedly believe it to be the truth. As profoundly messed up as that sounds.
Where's the pee tape?!
Oh, he can have his alternate reality... It's only a problem when he tries to overwrite the true reality with his own.
"British Secret Agent Steele" sounds like a bad-ass action movie
Dumber and Dumber Steele.
Like Max Steele?
Comrade Trump does nyet like all these "lies" called "facts and evidence."
svut Rrr dis factz ju speekov ...
He's the most dangerous enemy since 9/11.
In Russian America, president impeaches YOU!
@@couragekarnga8735 Oh no, my friend - he is far, far more dangerous than any terrorists. Terrorists can kill, but they can't bring down a country the size of the USA. Trump can, and Trump will.
Unless we stop him. Get loud; get involved; keep fighting the good fight.
surely you joke, mein failüre 😂😂
Who would have thought someone wouldn't buy his conspiracy theories
Well Kennedy & Cruz have as they buy Putin(Trump) theory on Ukraine.
Conspiracy Theories? Like those irrefutable communications from Stzrok and Page?
Leave us Manitobans out of this! We just wanna watch this reality show clown's shitshow, laugh and eat our maple syrup flavoured popcorn.🍁🍿 #GoJetsGo
ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ I won’t vote trump, but I love being in the joke! 🇨🇦
Better watch out might be a mass exodus to your country.
@claire bigelow -- You know that was just Colbert making fun of Trump, right? Trump didn't actually say that.
John Scott We probably can't talk Trump into building us a wall so we'll have to put up signs at border crossings; "Gone Fishin'. Sorry for the inconvenience." Americans will be; "Guess nobody's home. Where do we go now?" and someone in the back says; "Mexico?"
Visited your wonderful country by car not long ago. Sure is harder to get in than get out. Makes perfect sense.
Imagine what he will say if he loses an election?! This is honestly scary...
if you go to right wing channels, you will see a lot of potential right wing terrorists.
calling for killing people they disagree with, a civil war and such things.
It was rigged!
It's was a witch-hunt!
It's Hillary's fault!
The FBI committed treason for opening an investigation on me!
The Dems are a bunch of no-doers so nothing got done!
It's Obama's fault because he apologized to everyone! And he's not a citizen anyway.
I'm not leaving the WH because I won with such big numbers that's never been seen before!
Anyone care to add to the list? I left out a lot more. 🤭
@@mariesia0525 He will never accept losing. He'll call for a new election, because he didnt cheat hard enough.
@@mariesia0525
not exactly what you want, but i find it astonishing that i can post this every day on mark dice's hateful channel, and i've never had a single response from those moronic trumpsters. i found this list a while ago, and hope to spread it. i think this list is missing the emoluments violations that fascist is responsible for.
Some of the reasons I don’t like Trump
He is a pathological liar. Over 13,000 false and misleading claims since he took office.
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” Since when does countries choose which people will flee? Since when do they ”send” people.
He pardoned a racist, criminal sheriff because that sheriff supported Trump. His name is Joe Arpaio.
He fired James Comey because of the Russia investigation. Trump himself admitted it during a tv interview.
Demanding loyalty from James Comey and the FBI. That’s not how democracy works! That is dictator talk. If every authority has to be loyal to him, what happens with checks and balances?
He hasn’t showed his taxes.
He mocked a handicapped journalist.
He claims climate change are a Chinese hoax when majority of the rest of the world and scientists says otherwise.
Never talks about gun control cause he gets money from the NRA. So he has American blood on his hands but claim NFL players are the ones that ain’t patriotic. Lol.
”I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful-I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.” Blamed that on locker room talk. Lol, no that ain’t a normal thing to say, locker room or not.
When he said there were good people on both sides during the nazi rally in Charlottesville where a woman was killed by a nazi. May she rest in peace.
He wanted to ban certain media, just because he doesn’t like any news that isn’t praising him and lying on his behalf.
All those people in his administration getting indicted meaning Trump isn’t innocent. Where there is smoke there is fire.
For being a hypocrite by calling the media ”fake news” while he himself lies every single day to the public.
For not condeming Saudi Arabia for the killing of the Saudi journalist.
For saying Kim Jong Un didn’t knew Otto Warmbier was getting tortured to death. May he rest in peace.
The fake muslim ban. Where he did that just to satisfy his base. Cause if he was really worried, he would ban people from Saudi Arabia too but he didn’t cause he is in business with them.
Pretended to be his own media spokesperson over telephone.
Taking on a gold star family.
Saying John McCain wasn’t a war hero.
Demanding Mexico to pay for the wall and lying about Mexico paying for the wall.
For not being able to take criticism without personally insult people. Who does that when you are over 70 years old?!
For getting along better with dictators than the European allies.
For seperating families and putting children in cages.
For making it easier for mentally ill people to buy guns.
For the way he talked to Jim Acosta and the way they manipulated that footage of Jim. Fake news from The White House itself.
I hate that he says so damn crazy unbelievable naive stuff, which his cult probably falls for. For example when he said he would rush into a school without a gun, where there is a school shooting. Wtf? People actually believe him when he says these things? Or when he said he asked Putin twice if Russia meddled in the US election and Putin strongly denied. So according to him that’s how you find out if Russia meddled or not? Like these two examples are so crazy to me that I believe the end is near when someone like this can become president in the US.
Interrupts journalists when he doesn’t like their questions, cause he don’t want to be criticized, don’t want to be corrected, don’t want to admit when he is wrong, like a true dictator, also insults journalists.
He mumbled through the US national anthem. It’s not law that you have to know the national anthem word for word but as much as he talk about NFL players disrespecting America and everything else he says, you would expect him to be the most patriotic American and you would expect that he atleast knows the anthem but this just tells me that he doesn’t give a fuck about anything. He pretends to have a stance on stuff but it all boils down to, how does things benefit him personally. It is a bad act he puts on, and you have to be unbelievable naive to not see through it and just fall for it.
”President Trump overruled the concerns of intelligence officials and his own White House staff to grant top-secret security clearance to his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Trump also lied about it.”
Trump wants his people to “sit at attention when he speaks” just like they do for Kim Jong Un. But do you know why Kim’s people sit at attention?
Took out a whole AD in the NYT in the 80s, asking for the death penalty for the Central park five. It emerged that those guys were innocent and Trump never apologized to them.
Calling African countries ”shithole”.
”Remember, when Trump was merely a private citizen running for President in 2016, he became the first presidential candidate in recent memory to refuse to commit that he'd honor the results of the election if he lost.”
Paid hush money from the campaign to a pornstar.
In Alabama, Trump urged NFL owners to fire football players who kneeled during the national anthem, he also called them ”sons of bitches”.
He supported Roy Moore for congress. A man who wants to forbid homosexuality and said maybe 9/11 was Gods punishment and he was also accused of hitting on underaged girls.
Said Bill O’Reilly was a good person and didn’t think he did anything wrong, after the fact that Bill paid 13 million dollars in settlements to five women who accused him of sexual harassment or verbal abuse.
Encouraged police brutality during a speech he held for police.
He wants SNL to suffer consequences for having sketches involving him. Funny how the first amendment only applies to him. Like a true dictator.
When he said ”any guy that can do a body slam, he’s my kind of... he is my kind” about the republican congressman Greg Gianforte who body slammed Guardian political reporter Ben Jacobs in May 2017.
His lawyer Cohen rigged the polls for him.
William Barr defending Trump. "While this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." - Robert Mueller.
Mueller couldn’t indict him because of the DOJ guidelines.
Recently said he would accept damaging information from a foreign government on a political opponent. So he can openly admit to collusion without losing his job, wow nice!
Siding with dictators over US intelligence agencies. What a true American you got there.
Vetoed the bill to stop US aid to the genocide in Yemen, done by Saudi Arabia
Telling Israel to not allow two congress women to enter the country. (Did that cause the congress women are critical of Trump too)
Taking a picture next to a baby smiling, thumbs up, who just lost his/hers parents to a mass shooting. A disgusting photo op.
When the 22nd woman came forward to accuse Trump for rape and sexual harassments, Trumps first response were ”she isn’t even my type”. What dumb ignorant telling comment is that? So if that woman was his type, then rape would be okey?
How can you be accused of rape and that is your first response? That screams guilty.
Union workers told to attend Trump speech or lose pay.
Japans government nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, after the White House pressured Japan to do so. Ofcourse Trump didn’t mentioned them pressuring Japan. Instead he was boasting about receiving a beautiful letter from Japans president Abe, where Trump said, in the letter the nomination is mentioned.
Abandoning the Kurds in Northern Syria, after a phone call with the Islamic jihadist Erdogan.
Trying to get dirt on a political opponent by pressuring a foreign government.
It amazes me how an ignorant, racist, sexist, narcissistic, hypocritical, pathological liar, childish, treasonous, wannabe dictator can have even one single supporter.
These are the only things I remember. I know it must be a whole lot of more things Trump has done and said which I don’t like but it’s impossible to remember everything, because this behaviour is a daily basis thing.
To all the Donald Trump supporters, you won’t be able to defend this so you will talk about how much time I must got on my hands to write all this and so on. ”Libtard”, ”loser”, ”he is still your president”. All those childish expressions. By the way I don’t live in the US so no he isn’t my president and yes I’m allowed to have an opinion on him, wether he is my president or not.
Anyone who wants to add on to this list? I know I must’ve left out a whole lot of things I don’t remember. I know I’m only scratching the surface.
Is there a internet site which lists these type of things. Where I can find more on Trump?
I am baffled that despite all these fact checked crimes and lies his followers still blindly follow him and spout out the same hateful rhetoric that he does. It literally seems like they don't think for themselves anymore and believe what he says as truth. I am truly worried about what his followers would do in the event he loses the 2020 election. All hell will break loose comes to mind. Hopefully I am wrong in that regard, but considering him and his followers....🙄
MERRY SCHIFFMAS & HAPPY BLUE YEAR !!!
Colbert: making my morning better every day.
You know the new IG report is real when even Fox's news reports that it's accurate and not fake as Trump claims!!
@Major Thought Ahead -- Holy cow, they did???
At some point, they must've realized they couldn't "fake news" their way out of this one.
@@couragekarnga8735 😂😂😂😂
@Major Thought Ahead it was on tonight's news!!
Finally! I was waiting all night for you to upload a video
Farmers more than anybody have been hit by his self-imposed tariffs, and now the market is gone. He's done nothing but screw farmers nation-wide.
There will be enough cheap soybeans in Brazil next year that the Chinese will never buy U.S. grown beans again. Soybeans were the one and only commodity that allowed American farmers to double crop their fields each growing season.
I'm 31 and just starting to head on a new career path. I always assumed I would inherit my family's farm. After witnessing my parents struggle and now slowly put up their land for sale I'm scared to continue on a distructive path. My father told me in more or less words that I should get out if I can. I've worked half my life toward a goal that's disappeared.
And yet they will still vote republican as their farms are repossessed, sold for taxes, etc.
Matt Hemberry: Same situation here. I was 35 in 1986 when I had to leave the family farm in NorCal. I registered to vote as a Republican in 1971 and remained a loyal member of the party until 2016. Now a Democrat and happy to be one. Really pisses me off when I look back and realize how Republican politics detroyed the family fortune. Don't be fooled, as the third place political party, the Republicans are masters at mind control and manipulation.
farmers are the ones that believed in him the most,they got what they voted for
Just wanted to thank you Steve. My mom and I look forward to your show. We need more of your humor.
Don't ask Trump anything, tell him the results, he'll lie pathologically in reply.
Halloween Knight Just like Joe and Hunter Biden?
@@jacobcameron7831 They told the truth.
Greetings from New Zealand :)
Hello from New Orleans. hope all is well in your area
Hello from Ohio . May God bless you all
Hello. Take care.
Hello from Hawke's Bay. (I play a gretsch resonator btw)
Actually, I did get escorted out of the theatre during Titanic. The girl I took to the movie never spoke to me again. Ah college! Good ol days.
Did you give away the ending?
Gargenfluck Gosphenspiels I stood up and cheered when Leo slid off the door that could have held him. Then security showed up and escorted me out and the girl went home with other friends. Never saw the ending.
*On ♪ the ♬ first ♩ day ♫ of ♪ Christmas ♩ 🎅🎄:* Trump Steak, Trump Vodka, Trump Magazine, Trump Water, Trump University Diploma, Trump Airlines, Trump Mortgage, Trump Charity Foundation, Trump Football Team, Trump Bike Races, Trump Casinos, Trump's Bankruptcies, Trump's Word, .... etc. *Winning!* 🥇🥇🥇
🍄rumpy the snowman ☃️ was NAUGHTY NAZI SOUL
Thank you Stephen for being so great.
Much Love to you Stephen ✌️💙☮️
Canadians *grabs popcorn* watches funniest show on tv right now: Trump’s Muricaa
It's true. Funniest thing on. And I always thought Canada's job was to sit on top of America to keep it from exploding.....sorry. lol
Your PM's a joke too btw.
@@EveOne1960 Canada needs to do a better job quickly.
We had to do something to compete with Canadian T.V.
..so we turned the whole damn country into a reality show.
@@creestee08 dude... not even close.
Of course there was no bias!
But Donald wasted so much valuable time of talented investigators that otherwise could have been looking into Donnie's other crimes!
Every one should just start sending Peaches to trump/towers’
na, they're out of season in America right now, which means they'd have to be imported from Australia & Australia is in the middle of a severe climate change induced drought & bushfires, reducing yield & we want our peaches for Christmas lunch (that's an Australian tradition) so trump doesn't deserve to get them instead of us after causing the climate change disasters!
Just send him printouts of peaches instead :) his tastebuds are so used to fast food that he won't be able to tell the difference between a real peach & a piece of cardboard with a picture of a peach on it anyway
& see if you can add a giant peach to the trump baby blimp & fly that outside the whitehouse too :)
Lilac Lizard. Thank you for the words of wisdom.
Thanks to Stephen Colbert (and others) for helping us get through these insane times !
No, that wasn’t in the least tactful, Mr Colbert. And we love you for it.
"Thank you, patriotic beavers."
The real joke is that Alberta would gladly vote for him about now.
They’re leaving Canada, might as well join the USA
That's a real joke indeed
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, poor Canada has a Cancer, there is no known treatment, even education and empirical facts can't slow that idiotic growth, I hope the best for you, maybe the populace will actually vote and quell the Cancer.
RIXRADvidz Alberta is trying the same ploy that Quebec has used since Canada was formed in 1867.
Instead of threatening to separate and form their own country, Alberta is trying to hold up the country to ransom or they will take their ball and go home, i.e. join the US.
It won’t work as, except for a lunatic fringe, Albertans are loyal Canadians, with extensive immigration to it from all parts of Canada, seeking jobs. We have seen it all before.
He’s trying to break the system on purpose. It’s so obvious
Colbert for president, get on with it already.
Colin Maharaj God, I hope not! Look what happened to Ukraine when they elected Zelensky, a popular comedian as President this year.
He is completely out of his depth. Stick to comedy, the best tool.
Keep up the good work Colbert and CBS
Always save this for the next morning to start my day off with a damned good laugh.
Steve: "we will probably edit it out."
Narrator: "they didn't edit it out."
Dear CBS: Please say Colbert’s “Trump Voice” is under contract......
I really love his Bernie Sanders, too. I want Bernie to win just so Stevie can ape him...at least Bernie would be a good sport.
Blue tsunami coming get your safety vests redcaps🌊🌊🌊🌀🌀🌊🌀🌀🌊🌊🌀🌀🌊🌊🌊🌊
yeah ok loser
Don't do it *Manitoba!*
Manitoba!! On behalf of Manitobans everywhere, thank you for the shout out! Love, love, love you.
“If Jarhead can’t do it, it can’t be done.” Oh, sweet Jesus, I nearly spit out my coffee on that one. So I guess that means nothing can be done because the Insipid Prince has done exactly that in almost three years; nothing. Well, there is the blatant self-dealing and using his position to rake in money wherever he can...
don't bring us Canadians into this... I live in Winterpeg, Manisnowba... :|
Soon that pee-pee tape is going to be leaked.... sorry Agent Orange
True but it will embarrassment the fuck out of him. And he will never be able to escape the humiliation and can't defend the lie that it never happened.
I'm starting to wonder if the Russians have Epstein type dirt on him.
It's going to be a real sticky situation for him.
As far as I understand it, the Russian that Steele claims knew of the tape wound up dead.
We demand an investigation into the investigation into the investigation!
Unbelievable!
That's fitting, in Trump's alternate reality he had a bigger inauguration crowd, that Mueller exonerated him, that there were "fine people on both sides", I mean I could go on 🧐
So... Whatever happened to that wall thing?
tRump's reality is like something out of an Eric Flint novel.
As someone who once conversed with Flint, I really appreciate this comment.
"Trump Reality" is more like the results of eating a bunch of hot Italian pepper subs before bed....or a bad acid trip. Or eating those pepper subs doused in acid!
"You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?"
- President Richard Nixon to Watergate co-conspirator H.R. Haldeman in April 1973
EXCITING!!!
Trump's got this projection thing down pat!
- Far worse than I ever thought possible.
- It's an embarrassment to our country.
- It's dishonest.
- It's everything a lot of people thought it would be, but far worse.
Yep, that's Trump in a nutshell. He should have added that the IG report was "full of shit".
It's beyond projection. It pure propaganda & gaslighting.
He should also be in a nuthouse.
What did Stzrok/Page communications say? Irrefutable.
@Russell McAfee - what did Trump say when he extorted Ukraine? Also irrefutable.
Lol. How you defend Bidens blatant pay-to-play is beyond me. Meanwhile, Ukraine got more aid than from the previous administration. Russia annexed Crimea and kicked off this conflict under who's watch?
When is Stephen going to talk about rain, toilets, and Trump wanting to eliminate all births at 9 months?
CuriousCat you know the left supports abortion right? I mean in one of the ads, pro-abortionists complained because the baby looked "too human"
@@jacobcameron7831 ~ Nobody is "pro abortion" - ever. Ppl support right of a woman to make her own decisions abt her reproductive rights. There are no crowds of idiots stalking OB/GYN clinics, trying to harass women into aborting. Plus, many anti-choice hypocrites only care abt fetus, not once born.
@@spammyhell6566 They don't care about the fetus, they just want to restrict the rights of women. Same thing with the "drug war." They don't care about drug addicts, they just want to be able to use law enforcement to restrict the rights of those too poor to afford lawyers fees and bribes.
@@derekd1510 ~ And don't forget they become slave labor in for-profit prisons, not to mention sources of obscene amts of our tax $$ for their incarceration.
Because talking about trump "looking into the excessive rain"
In some parts of the country while the impeachment hearing is going on would just be giving another one of trump's deflections too much attention.
"Betrayal of national security in the service of foreign interests"
We have a word for that. We can't use it yet Cuz people will go crazy if we do. But we're all thinking it, and we know he's guilty. On a different note, did you hear he wanted to take Don Jr to plant a tree? He said "let's go plant a tree, son"
I love getting my news from late night shows. It's more fun than having to watch the Today show every morning.
OMG, this is NOT news, it's DS talking points. We really are in trouble. SMH
I choked on "Bland, James Bland." :D
Who says Trump is not going to refuse te result of next year’s election? The worst is yet to come.
It's moving quickly! #impeach
Time to put grandpa Trump in a home
Is there going to be an investigation of the investigation of the investigation?
The last minute was SAVAGE!
The sad thing is that all of Trump's cultic supporters will take all of his lies about the IG report at face value.
Trump is going through some things, many, many people are saying!
Trump is like someone who's spent far too much time in internet role playing rooms and can no longer tell the difference between actual reality and his constructed realities.
Colbert nails it again
Glory glory hallelujah
🇺🇸 B E R N I E 🇺🇸
Bernie is the only one who can beat Trump.
no , it's a trap .
Like in 2016 , the Russians and the Repubs would love him to run - the easiest target .
That's the reason why they don't attack him , very different from Joe , Pete and Amy . Thinking really p o l i t i c a l l y it's essential to see the bigger picture ( far beyond one's own scope ) and in this case : really watch the other side strategically - the " opening " may be ( imho is ) where they would like to beat you .
Just give that a thought , live 's hard and can be far meaner than you imagine .
Dreams are good and necessary , but daily politics is all about well developed strategies of small steps and constant re - evaluation of the process and its dynamics . Better be an active part where you wish and can , that could mean so much more than all the woke proclamations .
In a true political sense I think Amy Klobuchar would be the ideal candidate for the Democratic Party , especially after winning she could really embody a return to civility and a new era of social and democratic progress , modernizing the US to have comparable modern social living conditions for everybody , acting against climate change immediately , reversing all the environmental back lash of this criminal administration and securing a reliable democratic role of the US in foreign affairs again .
Truth wins?!? In 2019?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, I think we should be nicer to Eric. He seems like the least deluded in the trump family, and I think if anyone in the family would rat on the rest of them just out of sheer spite, it would be him.
That last joke took me out!! 😂🤣
Hahaha! One of the best monologues in a while.
*Bernie 2020* A man of integrity for president!
poor trump , must have been bullied all his school years and now he gets to take it all out on everyone he meets !
He is more than ready to throw Jared under the bus when nothing happens.
Shout out from Winnipeg Manitoba 🤣
Colbert has the best delivery and the best writers :-D
Best monologue in the longest time!