>Scout bounces all over the place, misses at point-blank range, and dies to everything >Soldier's damage and mobility make him one of the best push classes >Pyro gets kited by everything >Demoman spams bombs everywhere but they never hit anything >Heavy exists >Engineer's Sentry does all the work for him >Medic either dies a pitiful death or saves the team >Sniper is overpowered and has auto-aim on 90% of the time >Spy never uses his gun and he either gets focused and dies the instant he's seen, or he stabs you in the face and somehow gets a backstab 10/10 accuracy, truly the most team fortress video of all time
It reminds me more of that time in he comics where Soldier tells Zhana to be racist towards spy and the entire speech bubble except for two words is censored
A long time ago, people in the TF2 fandom have already calculated the heights of the TF2 merc body models when they stand up straight (in T-pose), starting with the known length of the in-game hammer units as a base, then taking the height of the characters in pixels and translating them to feet/meters. The smallest is the Engineer. Scout and Soldier, when they stand up straight, are only in mid-field. The tallest merc is of course the Heavy. The next three talest mercs below the Heavy are actually the Sniper, Demoman and Medic! Even the Spy is taller than the Soldier. Soldier is much bulkier though, while Scout and Spy are the slimmest. Spy is the only merc with dainty small (normal-sized, really) hands; the other mercs have oversized hands because in TF2 the weapon models are also oversized so players can visually identify them from afar and the eye is directed to them. In contrast, the Spy usually moves around cloaked or disguised, and his knife is small because when he uses it he's usually behind you. Height conversions (rounded to one decimal point): Engie: 5 ft 6 in / 167.6 cm Pyro: 5 ft 9 in / 175.3 cm Scout: 5 ft 10 in / 177.8 cm Soldier: 5 ft 11 in / 180.3 cm Spy: 5 ft 11.5 in / 181.6 cm Medic: 6 ft / 182.9 cm Demo: 6 ft 0.5 in / 184.1 cm Sniper: 6 ft 1 in / 185.4 cm Heavy: 6 ft 4 in / 193 cm
Fun fact: Scout does NOT have Blu team pants on Blu! This has been a known error for years! The now unsupported console release of TF2 did not have this bug!
Panopticon (shit mic guy) reminds me of that one friend who you don’t fw at all but you don’t remove from the friend group because you don’t wanna seem mean.
I think the pyro was just getting close enough to be able to hit targets with the fireballs, but since you set it to almost never shoot fireballs, it wouldn’t actually damage anything unless the enemy moved closer themselves.
I tried doing this, and although the clothes and such are kinda buggy for the halfling build (It might just be on Switch I use the Switch version), it overall looks very good and replicates the Heavy's bulk very nicely. One thing I did have to be careful of is the health, as increasing a units size also increases their health, but in case anyone wants the correct health then the formula for the health is multiply the size by the size then multiply that by your health input to get the unit's health.
You forgot that the Medic overheals his patient. And Medic has constant health regeneration and a long-range crossbow or a short-range syringe gun that fires a hail of rusty syringes. And Medic is _fast._ As long as he can dodge the slow-moving rockets, he can shoot the Soldier from afar and win by attrition since Soldier hurts himself if he shoots as targets that are close by and he can't heal himself. So you should have given the TABS Medic HP regeneration and some sort of single-shot hunting rifle if crossbows dont exist.
Ideas: dispenser: like the sentry gun but with a healing beam, and if your able too, make its beam range lower. Bot sniper: this is a joke, sniper but make it super strong in any way or really good aim.
2:33 "He has like a...not an exactly sleeveless shirt but it's like...almost sleeveless? It's kind of weird..." My brother in Emperor, you're describing a t-shirt. Scout wears a t-shirt.
Can the guy in the background never speak again? He sounds like thet one kid with his two front teeth out of his mouth that would spit at you while talking in elementary school.
I hope they make a part 2 where they add all the secondary canon characters -tf2 classic mercs -madcap -the administrator -scouts mom -ms pauling -saxton hale -merasmus -machine mercs
4:47 Funfact: soldier wanted to do something for his country, so he went in war and killed soldiers (german i think) to "honorize" his country, making him a murderer (or another word that will get censored by youtube, or i forgot its name.)
Fun fact: size can also change how much health someone has. Its like a multiplier, the bigger the more. The smaller the less. Also tabs characters always spawn like: if soldier has 200 health then he can spawn with around 180-220 health or something like that.
I've finally bought tabs last winter years later only because I really wanted to play around with custom units. Ended up making two of my OCs and the fucking Season 4 Attack on Titan survey corps. It honestly took me like 90% of the time only to find a way to combine the customisation clothing perfectly. The lack of colours also made it somewhat problematic
Y’all are just being assholes. The hardest I laughed at the video were the 2 battles at the end which he came up with. This was an awesome video, and his contributions to it make it what it is.
that guy with a bad mic seems like a guy who knows too much about tf2 and loves to rub it in your face when you don't care about it at all sorry the heat is making me mad at idiots offense
15:18 Or... It's Meat Fortress (H3VR's TF2 crossover) where each class kit gets a grenade and the Demoman's is the Detpack which is modeled exactly off of the dynamite bundle. 22:28 Also in Meat Fortress as "Ol' Reliable" as a long range counterpart to the default shotgun. (MF has just the default weapons with counterparts meant to extend or shorten their range so, for example, the "Snag Sanger" is a sniper rifle that trades the scope for an internal magazine versus the Sniper Rifle that chamber loads each shot.)
I did this sort of making TF2 characters in Soul Calibur 6, Demoman came out the best as I made him a demoknight with a big ass axe, scout came out good too, I pit him over maxi and made a basic clothes set.
If you double click when applying the 5th ability on a character it will give the character that ability twice and let you add more abilities past the regular limit.
Fun Fact: Heavy is actually heavy, he has a passive knockback resistance
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Yeah but then demoknights get to be the perfect counter
@@F.E.S_member "Demoknights get to be the perfect counter" to a heavy?? You know heavy excels at close range, right?
airblast
They gave sniper 450x damage on accident, bro he’s gonna kill everything in one shot
Listen to the video. They said they’d assume he always gets headshots or fully charged body shots.
That would only work if the Winchester did 1 damage@@London_Prime
@Noobus_Christ then they would need to give him 3x damage to simulate crits
@@London_Prime even if the shot was both fully charged and a headshot it would only do 9x the sniper rifle's base damage of 50
Calm down lol
>Scout bounces all over the place, misses at point-blank range, and dies to everything
>Soldier's damage and mobility make him one of the best push classes
>Pyro gets kited by everything
>Demoman spams bombs everywhere but they never hit anything
>Heavy exists
>Engineer's Sentry does all the work for him
>Medic either dies a pitiful death or saves the team
>Sniper is overpowered and has auto-aim on 90% of the time
>Spy never uses his gun and he either gets focused and dies the instant he's seen, or he stabs you in the face and somehow gets a backstab
10/10 accuracy, truly the most team fortress video of all time
LOL
Sniper is a bot 😢
@@Disswackaor a cheater with VAC ban history on his steam account😂
@@alohaha-fv4di F1 its a cheater >:(
exists
Calling Pyro “Pyromaniac” like you’re using his full government name.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Nice
31:48 its like the part in meet the demoman where everything he says is bleeped out lol.
It reminds me more of that time in he comics where Soldier tells Zhana to be racist towards spy and the entire speech bubble except for two words is censored
Yeah because he's bla-
he says: i'm a black scottish cyclops, they've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great lochett ness then they've got the likes of me"
@@lechaosadmin "quick Zhanna, be racist!"
"You BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"
“And now he’s come to 31:50 us!”
“Sniper does 450 damage on fully charged body shot so we will multiply his damage by 450”
like if an uncharged body shot does only 1 damage
It does 50 damage
so it should have been multiplied by 9 instead
That snipers a bot
@@doreenoverton2824 thats the fucking point
@@NUMBER1MRHATER that medic’s a bludy- MEDIC!
They probably should have given spy the ability to just appear behind people like engineer has
"Right behind you"
And a Revolver
Ye
the comedy in this video is very dark
like the demoman himself
Like the demoman himself
This say a lot about our society, just like the demoman himself.
These jokes about the demo sound drunken…
like the demoman himself
Are you monkeying around?
Like the Demoman himself
This is bananas
Like the demoman himself.
"Scout is a twink and heavy is a bear" is the worst thing ive heard this year
But is it wrong?
@@regular_alients3768 it is wrong, in the other sense
@@Almost_Healthy its not okay to erect in tf2. i know its tabs but still, the uncalled for erect was very mean. i agree.
Now create marasmus, saxton hale and the other characters that appeared in tf2
@@JasonKikel they, bombnomicon, headless horseless horseman and monoculus all fall under the category of ‘other characters’
the monoculus is almost impossible you cant create an eye
@@JasonKikelthey don’t appear in combat so can’t really be made
the real solution to the bot problem, implement the ability to airblast hitscan projectiles and then make bots out of them that only airblast.
And that also helps sniper imbalance! (But bots play every class so that won’t work)
@@EMan-xj5czhitscan/projectiles cover every class, so every class would be effected.
@@meem6154 I’m really just mainly talking about medic here but I don’t think those ones are as big of a problem
Nah, just add V1_Ultrakill from ultrakill and we're done
@@sentientlvl.5mortar886 real (give spy coins)
Why does this feel like you guys kidnapped a random tf2 fan and made him help you do this
Yeah Hes at him gun point
probably gave him a discord mod position or someting
I didn’t know FLESH PANOPTICON was a tf2 fan
And racist apparently
A long time ago, people in the TF2 fandom have already calculated the heights of the TF2 merc body models when they stand up straight (in T-pose), starting with the known length of the in-game hammer units as a base, then taking the height of the characters in pixels and translating them to feet/meters. The smallest is the Engineer. Scout and Soldier, when they stand up straight, are only in mid-field. The tallest merc is of course the Heavy. The next three talest mercs below the Heavy are actually the Sniper, Demoman and Medic! Even the Spy is taller than the Soldier. Soldier is much bulkier though, while Scout and Spy are the slimmest. Spy is the only merc with dainty small (normal-sized, really) hands; the other mercs have oversized hands because in TF2 the weapon models are also oversized so players can visually identify them from afar and the eye is directed to them. In contrast, the Spy usually moves around cloaked or disguised, and his knife is small because when he uses it he's usually behind you.
Height conversions (rounded to one decimal point):
Engie: 5 ft 6 in / 167.6 cm
Pyro: 5 ft 9 in / 175.3 cm
Scout: 5 ft 10 in / 177.8 cm
Soldier: 5 ft 11 in / 180.3 cm
Spy: 5 ft 11.5 in / 181.6 cm
Medic: 6 ft / 182.9 cm
Demo: 6 ft 0.5 in / 184.1 cm
Sniper: 6 ft 1 in / 185.4 cm
Heavy: 6 ft 4 in / 193 cm
The engineer is canonically small
4:36 wait a minute, SPY!
Holy shit is that ford from the hit game boneworks and bonelab?
@@MR.J_MythOS “what up son?”
@@Fordbonelab HE SAID THE LINE!!!
They did my boy demoman dirty
Like the demoman himself
@@IAmPainisCupcake1 D:
Your friend sounds so miserable
Idk why but i find 38:12 with the medics look at the heavy before being blown up really comedic like hes thinking "Oh.. zis is no good."
*K A B O O M*
Fun fact: Scout does NOT have Blu team pants on Blu! This has been a known error for years! The now unsupported console release of TF2 did not have this bug!
4:32 SOLDIER.. You can't be doing that!
Soldier is now a communist.
@@KautharPlayz LMAO
Panopticon (shit mic guy) reminds me of that one friend who you don’t fw at all but you don’t remove from the friend group because you don’t wanna seem mean.
It’s hilarious to me that you can google any 2 fictional characters in the world and find them making out
Except for those in Raid: Shadow Legends, funnily enough
The guy with the bad mic sounds like the rick friend
Sup Sablin
Bros getting help from Clarence
💀
I think the pyro was just getting close enough to be able to hit targets with the fireballs, but since you set it to almost never shoot fireballs, it wouldn’t actually damage anything unless the enemy moved closer themselves.
ohhhh that's actually helpful thanks
They just made pyro w+m1
When you were making Heavy, you could've used a halfling and made it bigger so the Heavy is fat like he is in tf2
I tried doing this, and although the clothes and such are kinda buggy for the halfling build (It might just be on Switch I use the Switch version), it overall looks very good and replicates the Heavy's bulk very nicely. One thing I did have to be careful of is the health, as increasing a units size also increases their health, but in case anyone wants the correct health then the formula for the health is multiply the size by the size then multiply that by your health input to get the unit's health.
he's not fat, just big boned
THE YELLOW TINT ON SNIPER'S GLASSES AUUUAGAHAHHHHGGG
The brown tint on soldier's rocket launcher eioiooooioioiio
I am flabbergasted while watching in my very dark, black room, like the demoman himself.
Thanks, now I will proceed to make these but with accurate scaling and more accurate stats.
That one annoying dude saying all the stats don’t know what he talking bout 💀🙏🙏
@@butter3750 fr
@butter3750 Especially since increasing or decreasing a unit's size also increases/decreases their health without showing you.
Dark mind.
Dark like the Demoman himself.
What?! Zahnna, quickly! Be racist!
31:46
I get it man
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEP*
Beautiful.
I looked into space one night, and said this. “Wow… it”s as black as the Demoman himself.”
38:01 DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE DIS WILL WORK!
medic: No.
If you're having a bad day, just remember that. If the annoying guy in the video has friends, then you can have friends too.
Ong bro
Was looking for this comment 😂😂
You forgot that the Medic overheals his patient. And Medic has constant health regeneration and a long-range crossbow or a short-range syringe gun that fires a hail of rusty syringes. And Medic is _fast._ As long as he can dodge the slow-moving rockets, he can shoot the Soldier from afar and win by attrition since Soldier hurts himself if he shoots as targets that are close by and he can't heal himself. So you should have given the TABS Medic HP regeneration and some sort of single-shot hunting rifle if crossbows dont exist.
22:50 looks like the frontier justice shotgun for engi
REDCON
@@ZaxTheAl1encan we get more shredder shells on that one room at the top that has 13% hit chance for some reason
Funny that the Arnold shotgun In Tabs looks almost exactly like the vanilla Tf2 shotgun and they didn't use it.
What's Clarence doing in the back dawg 😭
The other dude talking sound like Clarence and i can't unhear it
least racist dark mind video
its not supposed to have a stock this is unrealistic!!
Rest in piss
darj mind> like the demoman himself
Ideas: dispenser: like the sentry gun but with a healing beam, and if your able too, make its beam range lower. Bot sniper: this is a joke, sniper but make it super strong in any way or really good aim.
The sniper already fits that WITH ITS 450X DAMAGE. WHICH IS ENOUGH TO KILL A GOD
2:33 "He has like a...not an exactly sleeveless shirt but it's like...almost sleeveless? It's kind of weird..."
My brother in Emperor, you're describing a t-shirt. Scout wears a t-shirt.
Now you need to make the subclasses. (Demoknight, trolldier, etc)
38:37 soldier wins
spy +1
Spy used dead ringer
Could have given spy some kind of poof or invis, and some kind of backstab like ability or high damage for the knife. Not to mention SPYHASAGUN.
Can the guy in the background never speak again? He sounds like thet one kid with his two front teeth out of his mouth that would spit at you while talking in elementary school.
Can that guy in the background who is constantly talking with the bad mic just shut up, he is so annoying
Made me skip like 90% of the video
"what is the color of a shadow?"
"Black, like the demoman himself."
I hope they make a part 2 where they add all the secondary canon characters
-tf2 classic mercs
-madcap
-the administrator
-scouts mom
-ms pauling
-saxton hale
-merasmus
-machine mercs
Wdym madcap is a secondary character? He is literally one of the mercs
@@manutosis598 well he was
4:47 Funfact: soldier wanted to do something for his country, so he went in war and killed soldiers (german i think) to "honorize" his country, making him a murderer (or another word that will get censored by youtube, or i forgot its name.)
He killed a bunch of Germans because he thought they were nazis… in 1949
“So I assume we’re doing gout first” That’s one hell of a way to open a video
35:29 this is an amazing line and i will quote this forever
panopticon is so fucking annoying holy shit lmao
I think he has the tism
"YoU hAvEn'T sEeN HeAvy iS dEAD?!?"
"sNiPER vs SPy uPdATE, it wAS a rED SNiPEr and A Blu sPYY"
Real, he’s a real mood killer.
he makes me not want to watch the video
Of course ppl with Niko pfp played Ultrakill.
Fun fact: size can also change how much health someone has. Its like a multiplier, the bigger the more. The smaller the less. Also tabs characters always spawn like: if soldier has 200 health then he can spawn with around 180-220 health or something like that.
0:53
You literally just summoned the tiktok side of the tf2 fandom lmao
38:02
"DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?"
"HAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!"
**Heavy instantly fucking dies**
I've finally bought tabs last winter years later only because I really wanted to play around with custom units. Ended up making two of my OCs and the fucking Season 4 Attack on Titan survey corps. It honestly took me like 90% of the time only to find a way to combine the customisation clothing perfectly. The lack of colours also made it somewhat problematic
The dact thet they made fireballs for piro while theres LITERALLY a firethrower tool (mad scientist)
pretty sure we tried that and decided not to use it because the fire was blue
@@DarkMind_raysight ever heard of the thing called change what the thing shoots? You can replace blue fire with fireballs
@@Idoexist._. But...then it still wouldn't shoot fire?
Ermmmm you screwed over my boy soldier he won against spy but you gave spy a point errrrrmmmm
ive never heard a more reddit mod sounding person in my life ☠️
Real
Guy in the background is yapping
His voice so annoying too 💀🙏
He sounds like clarence
This entire friend group is literally so fucking unbearable judging from this vid how tf do they have a following 😭😭😭
he sounds like someone who actually does the "um actually" stuff
Y’all are just being assholes. The hardest I laughed at the video were the 2 battles at the end which he came up with. This was an awesome video, and his contributions to it make it what it is.
This is why I love games with unit/scenario editors
that guy with a bad mic seems like a guy who knows too much about tf2 and loves to rub it in your face when you don't care about it at all
sorry the heat is making me mad at idiots
offense
who tf is that annoying guy?
On god dude ruins the video.
Which one?
🤓 👆 ummm actually
His friend? Asshole.
hes so unfunny
1:54 *soyjak*
he literally does sound like the soyjak the whole vid tho
30:33 so he basically has the machina
I honestly love how most of the match-ups were accurate to the base game, lmao
i still eat scented candles
how did i get 15 likes on this
“You got the team colors wrong! It should be red sniper and blu spy for the sniper vs spy update! Not red spy vs blu sniper! Think, Dark Mind! Think!”
Alright kiddos, please don't take the one guy's threat about the stockless shotgun too seriously, he was only joking lol, don't report the video.
i know not all of us kids are braindead
15:18 Or... It's Meat Fortress (H3VR's TF2 crossover) where each class kit gets a grenade and the Demoman's is the Detpack which is modeled exactly off of the dynamite bundle.
22:28 Also in Meat Fortress as "Ol' Reliable" as a long range counterpart to the default shotgun. (MF has just the default weapons with counterparts meant to extend or shorten their range so, for example, the "Snag Sanger" is a sniper rifle that trades the scope for an internal magazine versus the Sniper Rifle that chamber loads each shot.)
7:12 I hope he didn't say what i think he said...
I hope he did
I just realized, the ice giant, body is the perfect shape for heavy well size though gonna need to scale it down
The guy with the shit mic is so highkey cringe
I did this sort of making TF2 characters in Soul Calibur 6, Demoman came out the best as I made him a demoknight with a big ass axe, scout came out good too, I pit him over maxi and made a basic clothes set.
Medic healing only the most expensive units would be accurate how alot of medics play though
22:24 Honestly the stock fits the fronteir justice so you're good
Exactly.
how dare you not have made panopticon in the unit creator (i cant either)
On 38:40 they accidentally gave spy the point, when it was the solider that won.
1 thing i would prefer is to remove the teleport ability from engie,and give it to spy because engie doesbt feel rifjt eith that at all
I feel happy to see tabs in my fyp actually it’s been so long since I’ve watched/played this game
You guys deserve more attention, the TABS Modding community would love the deadpan unscripted comedy
Keep it up
Scout launching himself into enemies is so fucking funny
Fun fact there is a picture of all the mercs heights and sniper is the tallest
Heavy is noticeably taller than everyone, and Engineer is noticeably smaller. Besides that, the rest are in a scale between but not close to those 2.
23:43 WHAT is that picture in the top right
How do you get the stealth ability? I don't have it. 😅
It’s probably a mod so when I made them I just gave him the teleport ability
1:33 There is no "keep running" movement type in the game. Anyone knows what mod is it?
Where’s madcap?
That one guy just doesn't sfu throughout the entire video.
I just watched a video of a bunch of grown man-children, acting like idiots and making racist jokes
If you double click when applying the 5th ability on a character it will give the character that ability twice and let you add more abilities past the regular limit.
Why is the guy that’s telling them what to do act and sound like a Redditor.
0:51 As much as that phrase made me want to implode, you're probably right.
y'all i would NOT fuck with heavy 😭 y'all on some shit
Red lore:STOP teleporting bread
Blue lore: Fucking literal INSANITY
Great video except for the yapper
One of Heavys shotguns "Family business" has a stock at the back of the gun
Yo im new to this channel and i just watched all the tabs videos why are some units missing from past episodes did you delete them?
In some tf2 games i always encounter pyros with blue flames coming out from their flamethrower but idk i think its a glitch
this guy controlling you with the lisp is so annoying and unbearable and he has no sense of humour
I also made TF2 in tabs a year ago, I like the silly
6:59 I agree, RED team is much much better than blu team
Wait a minute.......
totally unbiased opinion
I did something similar, together with a campagin. Currently doing reworks on my guys, so thanks for the inspiration!