THE BOMB GOES TO SPACE! 💣
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T BE A BOMB!
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If just gets weirder and weirder.
But we can’t pretend that we don’t enjoy it
As it should
Will you be playing Dark Souls this evening again?
I hope someone sends you a sword so you can do Fruit Ninja, but with Funko Pops.
When you make a Livestream to assemble to ship, can you Notify us a little earlier? I think your livestreams are always fun, but half the time I miss them, because I simply don't know they are happening.
Whenever you end up doubting yourself remember that thousands of people choose to watch you chaotically open packages and enjoy the hell out of it! You have to be doing something right. :)
Imagine how the sender of the meteorite felt when they found out there's a new unboxing video but realized Daniel would be opening the packages with a drill.
My dad sent that meteorite (not lying! That thing use to sit on a shelf above his desk among 4 others!) and watching use the drill made my anxiety 📈📈📈📈
"I just remembered I have a face shield for a reason, and I should have been using it."
*Proceeds not to use it*
Oh this is gonna be GOOD!
Daniel: "I'm not going to eat anything you send me!"
5 seconds later: "Awh, these are pretty good!"
I am surprised. I gave him 2 seconds....
This sets a great precedent
TBH you could see it came straight from Amazon so it was a pretty low risk
Seriously, he is way too easy to murder via mail. He's just lucky fantasy nerds are decent people.
Daniel: "I'm not gonna eat food you send me"
Also Daneil: *takes bite out of fresh potato*
Raw potatoes contain enzymes that render them indigestible. Zero calories, zero nutrients.
Sent through the mail no less
The meteorite is awesome! I watched a meteor shower last night but have never seen a “landed” one. Get it a glass case to keep it from humidity perhaps?
I also feel like that's the supervillain thing to go. So that eventually an ignorant protagonist can bump into it and release space demons
Oh shit I forgot. Missed it
@@brandon8667 I think there will be some tonight too, if your sky is clear ☺️
@@sarahquinn4117 It was too cloudy here last night, fingers crossed tonight is better. I happened to be on St. George Island, Florida for this shower in I think 2012. With so little light pollution it was easily one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed! Right up there with the total eclipse a few years back that I drove an hour to be in the path of totality for :)
@@Katastra_ that’s amazing about the eclipse. I’ve not seen a total eclipse, ever, and I’m in my 50s. I live in a great place for low light pollution, but cloud is something that can ruin the anticipation of a meteor shower. I hope you see it tonight.
This man is slowly losing his mind, and im on board, we are all on this journey together
Hey. Ive been losing my mind since I hit adulthood. Its a natural part of life.
Wrong tense. I'm pretty sure Daniel lost his mind a long time ago
@@christopherbacon1077 Agreed
i really have Idubbbz flashbacks watching this jajaja
Serious WoT vibes here!
I'd argue that an asteroid is exactly what a bunch of nerds want to see unboxed.
Dear Daniel, you're standing on something shooting through space for billions of years
Yours sincerely,
Earth
Poor earth. Never gets the respect it deserves :p
why are you downplaying the absolute fucking incredibleness of what he was gifted?
"It's hard to stab stuff!"
That sounded straight out of a cartoon. You should dip your toes into voice acting, Daniel.
Okay that meteorite is the coolest thing you've every gotten, admit it. 👀
Also damn, having strangers send you Folio Society editions, must be nice. 😆
I honoustly wouldn't be able to say which is the more awsome gift to get. I'm a bookworm, but... a METORITE! That is SOOO awsome and it is a really old one too (I am a history geek too )😂😂🤣 This is the coolest unboxing video ever! 😎😍
And that is a wicked knife too 😉
Oh dear, you ate something without washing your hands after touching a meteorite? Pretty much a guarantee you'll gain super powers,now.
Or turn into a tentacle monster. 50/50
@@christopherbacon1077 are you insinuating something?
😂😂😂
Cat nip is some pretty good stuff to be honest.
I just wanted to say that me and my friends have concluded that star wars is real, it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. It is history.
That is correct 😆
Ahh, you missed my note. Oh well. It was just me thanking you for getting me into WOT anyway. Hope you like the movie!
The increasing insanity of Daniel’s channel is what I’m living for now.
Came for One Piece, stayed for angie gnoblin
damn! that meteorite is one of the coolest gifts I've ever seen :O
"I'm in VIRGINIAAAAA! It's humid EVERYWHEEEEEERE !!!"
This. THIS made my stupid ass very giggly.
EDIT: OnePiece funko did not get out in one piece...
Glad this trend is back! Never thought I will be so entertained by watching someone open boxes but hey, it's Daniel!
"This is your latest episode of Please Dear God Don't Be A Funko Pop"
huh I didn't think it was possible for you to find a better title than Please Dear God Don't Be A Bomb
You realize that people are sending you Funko Pops just to watch you destroy them at this point, right?
He killed ace :( monster :(
Looking forward for that chopper hat in future OP reviews. im also loosing my mind that a rock from SPACE was just sent to you in the mail
"I'm not gonna be eating things you send me"
"I probably will not be eating those"
"Oh no, that's pretty good"
Me: The most relatable 3-Act Story Curve 🙈🤕😂
I've had the garlic parmesan Pop Daddy pretzels before, they're from a company that is actually located close to me (10/10, much recommend)
The irony of how he treated Ace…
Spoilers
The fact that he was sent that funko pop just before reaching Marineford has to have been a massive troll move on the part of whoever sent it.
@@keegszzz8356 it was
Pride Jock and Meteorite are the exact same vibe and I dare you to convince me otherwise.
That over the sweatpants jock strap was fire.
Bwahahaha . I’m loving the Pride jock strap. Veerrrry fetching 🤣. You are a great sport Daniel. Love your content.
11:06 I think this was the best book spank so far. The velocity is key
YES!!! Maquia is one of the greatest films ever made and I don't believe that I ever cried as much while watching a film. Watch it, Daniel! It's a masterpiece.
THE BOMB RETURNS
*I jumped out of bed when I saw the notification*
PDGDBAB is back and better than ever!!!!
Disdain and revwrence in the same video. Wonderful
To the guy who sent ace, i see you,
It just keeps getting better...
stayed up all friday night reading malazan, and thus was for the first time awake to catch a video at release! truly a blessed weekend
Uhh, which book ? I hope that you are enjoying the series 😀
I just stared rereading Gardens of the moon at the moment. I started the series at the beginning of the year, but couldn't get hold of book 4 for ages and decited to restart the series now that I have the first 6 books at hand
@@annakhjelm146 im on book 1; im hooked. almost finished
@@Luke-nn4pm I am glad to hear it 😀 I am also really enjoying the series. I am just about half way thrugh book 1 and just can't put it down, have been reading most of the night... just one more chapter can trick you out of the time you have to sleep in... it is almost 05.00 o'clock whete I live and I just can't fall asleep right now 😂
@@annakhjelm146 Yeah, I'll read a ten page chapter and then "oh, one more" and then it's fifty pages, and I have to read all of it😂
@@Luke-nn4pm Right?! Oh the strugglrs of bookworms 😂
“What is this the constitution?”
Proceeds to slam it 4 times
I'm glad you like the meteorite! I promise, next time, I'll just send a book or a potato? Something drillable and spankable.
That knife got a little too close to the fancy book for comfort 😬
Suggestion for the meteorite - if it;s got a reasonable amount of iron in it, you could have it smelted, and made into a hammer for smashing Funko Pops.
Why smelt? Just set the meteorite into a handle and bash Funko Pops with it.
@@Matt42MSG Your method is a rock onna stick. Smelting gives you thunderbolt iron to make into a magic hammer.
@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t At the cost of destroying the original meteorite. That's like ripping the Mona Lisa into shreds to serve as toilet paper.
@@Matt42MSG It's really not. For one, it would be a good, nearly infinitely re-usable hammer, but the canvas from the Mona Lisa will probably not last as long as a single roll of 2-ply and block up your soil pipe, too.
@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t We can get a good-quality, infinitely reusable hammer made out of terrestrial iron for ten bucks. Or we could take a rare and precious object that human endeavor cannot replace or replicate and turn it into a common tool.
Yooo that’s so cool you got a meteorite! Super jealous 😫 missed this segment so much great way to end the week 👍🏼
Aww the Going Merry model kit is such a nice gift! I believe you have to paint the mini figures of the crew though.
You're crazy and I love it.
Please do a book review for the Danny DeVito colouring book!
As someone who works at a Planetarium with a large meteorite collection, Daniel's excitement was very nice to see. They are sick
ACE!!!! Perfect
Maquia: Where the Promised Flower Blooms is a great movie. Whoever sent it has great taste.
Maquia is one of the best films I’ve watched! You have to watch it! It’s breathtaking and it will make you cry!!
12:47 he's a logia that's why
Never really cared for P.O. Box unboxings but than I discovered this
Will the Pride jock bring the beginning of Daniel Greene's OnlyFans career?
Just when you think there is good in this world, you discover that people are still terrible!
Daniel: wears mask for protection
Also Daniel: proceeds to not wear it
This is this most chaos I’ve ever seen on this channel and I love it
I can't wait for next week and my packages get there... There are going to be so many without a note.
All I can say is... 🎵🎶Don't give it up, Daniel! Don't give it up! Give it up! YO!🎵🎶
Please dear god don't be a Dump Truck damnnn Danny is stacked in the back
All hail the "chaos god of youtube".
Jokes apart, I love this show and I love books!
Sometimes I want for there to actually be a bomb.
Not so Daniel does of course
Just to see how he reacts
I’d not upload that video haha
@@DanielGreeneReviews I mean, fair
This segment has gone from shy youtuber gets books in the mail to basically idubz bad unboxing and i am here for it
Moldavite, an actual crystal from space! That’s what you need, my friend! Love all your vids. Many blessings!
I hate it when it’s hard to stab things. Always takes so much time whenever it does decide to not work, that I almost get seen by someone.
A metorite, Danny Davito coloring book, cool knife, better books. Damn you doing fine.
The alphabet mafia is HANDS DOWN my favourite name for the LGBTQ+ community. Up there with alphabet soup. I will now only refer to us as one of the alphabet mafia
Thank you for putting the jock strap on lmao! I was thinking I’d always wonder…then you delivered! 😂😂😂
Oh damn! Maquia is EPIC!!!
I can imagine him watching War of Marineford and when things happen to Ace he gets instant flashback
I feel cheated; someone sent you a form of cat-nip that Pips actually seemed to like and yet, no stoned kitty footage. Why do I even Internet?
We demand stoned Pip's footage!! 😂
The drill's story arc was riveting. That said it hurt to watch. I am grateful to whomever sent that knife. Now you just need to keep it sharp!
Ah, the jockstrap, the traditional undergarment every MLM* should have at least tried one of.
*MLM = Men who like men, intended as an inclusive term for all men who like men, whether they are gay, bi, pan, whatever.
Also, Daniel, your neighbours may start to question your sanity with all the thuds they must hear and the screams about stabbing and how difficult it is.
That poor funko pop.... My heart can't take this. 😱
The is great content right here
* puts on face shield out of fear of ancient eldritch curse *
Yeah that'll save you
Oh my. Please review Maquia, it’s really good!
I never thought I would see Daniel clap his checks 🤣🤣
What you watch when bored. Someone's slow descent into chaos.
2:47
Well if I ever send Daniel something... I guess I'll know what to look for :)
Im always happy to see an episode of this series, it truly brings me joy
A Fire Upon the Deep. Man that name is cool. Man i love the first pages of this book! The escape-attempt from the AI is fecking amazing! So good!
Then its a confusing story about sled-hounds. Not bad, but realy not what i expected.
....a meteorite.... someone sent our chaotic goblin overlord a meteorite. This community is amazing.
Maquia’s probably my favorite anime movie, up there with weathering with you. Definitely worth a watch (I’m not the one that sent it lol). Also I have those swords, they’re book marks! They’re a little thick for book marks, but they look cool.
2:28 Oh no they sent you a bomb all your worst fears have come true
That Maquia movie is absolutely incredible, I can't wait for your video about it.
He is so gentle with these wow 😀
Science teacher: nothing is faster than light. Me after clicking on this notification : Nooo
We've reached the pinnacle! Just like Jason X, franchises only get better when they go to space 🚀🚀
Ace, the funko pop, had a fitting death...
Chaos gives me life
Someone send him a funkobomb
That meteorite might be the best bookshelf "knick-knack" display piece of all time!
Maquia is dark and convoluted af, I didn't know what to feel after I watched it. Good luck Daniel
I get what your saying by dark and convoluted but that's somewhat of an overstatement
IT'S BACK
The irony of Daniel not noticing that he technically received a bomb this episode.
Yeah, I was a little disappointed by that as well.
A bath-bomb is still a bomb. Compliments to the sender for that joke.
Daniel I'm looking forward to your thoughts on Maquia, it's honestly my favorite anime movie and it's take on motherhood always brings me to tears ;U;
You know its gonna be good when it starts with "*shake shake shake* Uh oh"
"I live in Virginia! It's humid everywhere!"
Me, in Georgia: "I know what that's like."
Also, Maquia's a great movie.
Update: Daniel Greene, the legendary goblin, contracted space aids from a pretzel covered in space dust. He is still in recovery. The fantasy news must flow so tune in for space goblin does puzzle and news next.
I would pay to see Daniel play Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.
God I fucking love this channel.
Just a reminder, your legs are under this table, and the table does seem to wanna die with the multiple stabes it tanked this episode. Much love from Brazil
Be warned: Maquia hurts real, real good. Might want to book a therapy session before viewing, or just stare at a wall for a few hours after.
Daniel, this is is absolutely great. That humour brightens the day man!!!!! Keep up!
whoever sent that meteorite straight up sent daniel an existential crisis in a box.