Brock Samson & Abraham Lincoln swam to Japan to defeat the Egyptians...the ninja mummies were no match for the bionic stovepipe hat & exquisite bowie knife acrobatics.
Is that who Samson really is!? The first murderer!? If I remember correctly Cain is still cursed to wander the Earth, probably more manageable now that there is the internet to keep him entertained.
This is gonna sound weird, but I kind of enjoyed how Brock had developed this almost co-worker friendly relationship with all the goons and minions in the last season. Just how casually he stops his blood rage in the midst of everything happening and just asks, "hey does anyone want to stop for a piss real quick?" Like he is still pretty brutal about it, but he is now chill enough to treat it as if it's another tuesday at homedepot.
@@cjonesjr I binge-watched the series before watching Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, the improvement between seasons 1-2 and the movie is enormous.
(Latin accent) mm relax rapido he toned it down in higher seasons seems wit think tank he was either playing or toying wit him . Him n his "I can dodge it"
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 A kill is a kill, there were no specifications on species. Also, why are you replying to me with this, this is a completely separate debate
i havent seen the end of the clip with the windpipe fracture but he was pretty nice there all things considered, i think that while he certainly likes to kill and is good at it, brock is a man of honor, if he wants to kill you, hes gonna kill you as soon as he can, if he wants to do a badass bit where he chooses not to kill you for info/free street cred, hes certainly going to try his best to keep the promise at least, but i dont think he's losing any sleep over it
187 actually wasn’t a kill: that was a show of mercy. The only way to get someone who has had their windpipe crushed/broken to breathe again is by puncturing a hole into their neck/throat so they can breathe again. Using this process, amazingly enough, it can keep you alive if your head and/or mouth and nose is/are ever trapped in water.
lets be honest here the fact 21 survived so long having gone up agenst samson multiple times is impressive by itself. but the fact that he actually got sampsons respect and acknowlagment wins him the race.
7:12 *the pure... STRENGTH required to do this made this scene amazing.* The dialogue from those guys about a cigarette leading up to it was also great
13:02-14:18 Personally this part has to be the best of Brock, killing Black Ops villains only with his hunting knife butt naked wearing the blood of his kill.
15:33 This whole scene is just so cool to me. Like The Monarch had this whole raid planned out with his henchmen charging forth from a cloud of Monarch Butterflies. Only to get cut down horror movie style by none other than Brock "Slayer of Henchmen" Samson.
I love Samson as much as the next guy, but I can’t help but feel bad for half the defenseless henchmen/lower level villains he murders insanely. Like in the last episode ever when he masacred all those guild guys over something that really wasn’t that big a deal compared to other times Rusty was in serious danger.
if i'm not mistaken, Death by Sampson is considered "even" compared to what the henchman bring to the table. Sampson, by rules, is never allowed to use anything other than a knife, and can only up his lethality equal to the force use against him. Hence... they henchman used a truck to knock him out once, so he uses his car to run them all over in turn.
@@shaym.9737 I honestly love that because it shows how truly skilled in combat Sampson is, every weapon he has killed people with aside from a knife has been the weapon they were using, he is essentially playing in a roguelike in every single episode.
4:41 Gotta take away one of those car kills from the first episode. This has to be the moment where 24 was like, "He hit me in the kidney with his car," but it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't!
@@zoidlloyd7736I saw a news story about Polar bears over populating a town. They even shown surveillance footage of a polar bear which somehow made inside a building.
18:57: "Oh god the lord the strength of my salvation thou hast covered my head in the day of battle" I feel cheated by the video not showing Brock recite scripture after eliminating Go-Fish, and I'm an atheist. It was awesome & I feel compelled to post it
Those that didn't died physically, died spirituality and mentally from the fear of meeting violent incarnate. It suck that it canceled i would love one final season. . You counted the same dude three time.
Ya know, Hunter having an office that just has a hangar door on it has got to be an absolute nightmare keeping any of his top secret paperwork and files together. Just top level security files flying out the door. Guess his desk and chair were bolted down.
Just realized the guy training brock in the beginning is a parody of the guy in fear and loathing in Las Vegas in the hotel room scene where the latino guy was tripping on acid.
They really calmed Brock down, I forgot how insane he was. I’m surprised that Monarch had any Henchmen, like anyone should know that he Arch’s the guy that has Brock as a bodyguard.
It has been so long, I forgot how crazy and twitchy Brock became when he gor violent. I miss that. On a sadder note, R.I.P. Speedy. I somewhat remember the aftermath (unless I am thinking of another henchman), but his death was geniunely tragic.
Speedy might be the safest death brook gave. They even mention him calling other people the next speedy or telling henchman number 1 the story of speedy.
Omg that song that frames Brock’s rush on the hangar at the compound is so good, the whole episode fits perfectly into the pastiche created by the song and absolutely delivers… love it
Henchman #1 survived. The only person who knew of his "death" was samson, 21, 24, himself and the monarch. There's no way it's a body double. Zero has the same voice and acts the same. The simpler explanation is usually the correct one
Zero had a active immortal superpower and must had thought he didn't die with his first fight with Brock. Only because his body is in outer space currently is the reason why hasn't shown up again.
For the speedy one. Brock really did kill him. The Monarch's henchmen don't carry lethal weapons. They shot speedy to make him stop struggling and take away the pain
These are just the kills we know about. BTW, the two slackers at 2:55 are just beaten senseless. They survive to attend a "Scared Sraight" session run by The Monarch.
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I can see why the guild has “death by Samson” listed as cause of death instead of something like KIA
They should also have death by Brocks ass as one of those as well
It is listed right between "Equipment malfunction" and "Failed me for the last time".
it's a mark of pride
Respect.
@Kasen Maurice another spam comment
You know? If it were ANYONE else, I would say a lot of these aren't deaths but since its him, yeah.
Exactly my logic
Agreed there’s no way he hold back on 99% of his victims
@@muffindragons you counted Henchman 1/Zero twice! .. yeah I'll get out here
its never the same with PSSD post samson stress disorder. might as well be dead.
Brock Samson & Abraham Lincoln swam to Japan to defeat the Egyptians...the ninja mummies were no match for the bionic stovepipe hat & exquisite bowie knife acrobatics.
That’s why it’s called “Death by Samson”.
"Slayer of henchmen!"
“The minute god crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them”
Cain:...
Not accurate on the number but damn close
@@feritperliare2890 yeah but it’s like the only thing I can think of lol. That or what’s his face who was sold by his brothers
Is that who Samson really is!? The first murderer!?
If I remember correctly Cain is still cursed to wander the Earth, probably more manageable now that there is the internet to keep him entertained.
@@feritperliare2890 Well eve was a cave woman, so when you think about it
@@krusk3544 I just meant it wasn't the 3rd human but more like the 4th that's all
This is gonna sound weird, but I kind of enjoyed how Brock had developed this almost co-worker friendly relationship with all the goons and minions in the last season. Just how casually he stops his blood rage in the midst of everything happening and just asks, "hey does anyone want to stop for a piss real quick?"
Like he is still pretty brutal about it, but he is now chill enough to treat it as if it's another tuesday at homedepot.
hay its just another Tuesday for Brock.
Yeah I like how Brock paint up with henchmen 42 throughout the season sometime
Like a gradual humanization like with the Germans in World war ii
@@warlockgod66 henchman 21 not 42 lol
Its after he looks into him self and sees that beautiful dolphin
I love how you can see how much better the animation and voice acting got as the show progressed.
Yes, if you rewatch the series the first season is almost painful, after getting used to much higher quality in the later seasons.
@@alfredmorency8296I saw clips before but I just started s1 earlier today and got it H U R T S with the animation quality dear lord
@@cjonesjr I binge-watched the series before watching Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, the improvement between seasons 1-2 and the movie is enormous.
@@alfredmorency8296even just the improvement between seasons 2 and 3 is immense
A lot of these are like batman deaths. Most of them don't die right away, they die later on, or are permanently crippled and wish they were.
Maybe this is why hank is so attached to Brock, that and him being a cool uncle
Oh I full heartedly agree that for the most part Brock kills his opponents' spirit.
Man, I forgot how intense brock's season one murder face was until now lmao
He was so close to getting his wings, poor Speedy.
(Latin accent) mm relax rapido he toned it down in higher seasons seems wit think tank he was either playing or toying wit him . Him n his "I can dodge it"
I like how you counted suicide by cyanide tooth as a death by Samson, because he was totally right about that being cheating.
the guy wouldn't be dead if it weren't for brock
I don’t know if I’d count the animals as kills animals are not the same as the soldiers we see him fighr
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 A kill is a kill, there were no specifications on species. Also, why are you replying to me with this, this is a completely separate debate
@@RedWolf34ef “how many people does Brock Samson kill”
@@RedWolf34ef people
"Times Brock Samson killed someone, or at least kicked their asses in a really cool way"
Because its him, these are probably all kills
I love how, even when he punches people like a PG sidekick would to get a lower age rating, he still probably kills them.
You gotta respect Brock’s readiness to help a guy he’s killing feel comfortable
Time?
@@sonicbralaunik9671 13:37
i havent seen the end of the clip with the windpipe fracture but he was pretty nice there all things considered, i think that while he certainly likes to kill and is good at it, brock is a man of honor, if he wants to kill you, hes gonna kill you as soon as he can, if he wants to do a badass bit where he chooses not to kill you for info/free street cred, hes certainly going to try his best to keep the promise at least, but i dont think he's losing any sleep over it
@@potatoboy6094 Pretty sure it's a courtesy he only extends to certain Guild people. He did mention they're the only organization he still respects.
That speedy death is so sad every time lol
No please that kill most hostile n I had an older brother who had means like that.
They didn’t think to cut off Brock’s hand holding Speedy.
@@McGrubber16 I don’t think these henchmen are allowed knives and besides they would only end up hurting themselves if they tried
@@Mr.Ditto. yeah the knife would break and fragments would kill them if they tried that
That death grip was so tight, Brock woke up in a shallow grave, with Speedy's corpse still clenched in his fist.
187 actually wasn’t a kill: that was a show of mercy. The only way to get someone who has had their windpipe crushed/broken to breathe again is by puncturing a hole into their neck/throat so they can breathe again.
Using this process, amazingly enough, it can keep you alive if your head and/or mouth and nose is/are ever trapped in water.
Oh your right he will had gone the way of speedy if not that knife or him not in a rage 26:41 hey didn't say "fix it" 😐 yo 🗡
... Wha?
I left u a timestamp @@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522
It's called a tracheotomy.
Ah u get @@TheDukeOfDallas can u believe that asshole ? The jokes guy. Brock cleared that other guy's windpipe will had died if he did'nt
lets be honest here the fact 21 survived so long having gone up agenst samson multiple times is impressive by itself. but the fact that he actually got sampsons respect and acknowlagment wins him the race.
The fact that this is almost a 30 minute says a lot
And these are all kills shown, who knew how many he killed off screen.
@@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298 Welp, this proves Brock Samson is the decent of Guts, The Hundred Man slayer.
@@andymcneilly well there is word of him being related to ash Williams from poker night in the inventory 2 so I can see that.
@@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298 army of darkness
@@teyia6190 right that series but I meant where the confirm bloodline was told in, but thanks for correcting me
I completely forgot about 2:54 . When the music kicked back in while he was the pushing couch out the window is top tier comedy.
😱😰😒 Well actually couches does have a false bottom it's notta 3 ton safe so chances eh pending plus it was only a 4 story building notta loft
7:12 *the pure... STRENGTH required to do this made this scene amazing.*
The dialogue from those guys about a cigarette leading up to it was also great
Did he use his...🤣🤣😭
@@mr_0n10n5 he did..... he most absolutely did
The one where he keeps choking the dude to death while being tranquilized will always be legendary
The fact that theres at least nearly 30 minutes of him murdering people.
Brock is the doom guy of the venture universe
But he picked up a berserk power up
@@snowfish7294 yeah he does that a lot
13:02-14:18 Personally this part has to be the best of Brock, killing Black Ops villains only with his hunting knife butt naked wearing the blood of his kill.
The guard that says "hey" after witnessing Brock use his friend's esophagus to pole-valult over the fence, gives off such Monty Python energy.
He didn’t kill 24, you find out later it was the moppets who killed him, and they get linched by the other monarch henchmen
Well it was a timed bomb so it was really the monarch but it wasn't on purpose
Whoa didn't know that. putting him in the ward maybe but not ☠
Hench has killed Hench
@@jorgeflores3348 Hench has killed hench!
HENCH KILLED HENCH!
Brock is the stuff that extreme metal is written about
15:33
This whole scene is just so cool to me.
Like The Monarch had this whole raid planned out with his henchmen charging forth from a cloud of Monarch Butterflies. Only to get cut down horror movie style by none other than Brock "Slayer of Henchmen" Samson.
“They hit me with a truck”
I don’t know why but I found that hysterical for some reason. 😂
11:18 The OSI sacrifices two agents just for training Brock.
They got lucky
Or criminals that the O.S.I made suicide squad deal with?
I love Samson as much as the next guy, but I can’t help but feel bad for half the defenseless henchmen/lower level villains he murders insanely. Like in the last episode ever when he masacred all those guild guys over something that really wasn’t that big a deal compared to other times Rusty was in serious danger.
if i'm not mistaken, Death by Sampson is considered "even" compared to what the henchman bring to the table. Sampson, by rules, is never allowed to use anything other than a knife, and can only up his lethality equal to the force use against him. Hence... they henchman used a truck to knock him out once, so he uses his car to run them all over in turn.
@@shaym.9737 I honestly love that because it shows how truly skilled in combat Sampson is, every weapon he has killed people with aside from a knife has been the weapon they were using, he is essentially playing in a roguelike in every single episode.
"slayer of men slayer of henchmen"
That low-key is a bad ass title
4:41
Gotta take away one of those car kills from the first episode. This has to be the moment where 24 was like, "He hit me in the kidney with his car," but it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't!
Yep. I think it was 4:52
And from the number of henchmen at the wedding that had been wounded by him I'm guessing some of the others survived as well.
A lot of these technically aren't kills, but who can complain about a complete compilation of nearly ever instance of Brock kicking ass?
Personally I don’t think he leaves survivors
Speedy is definitely very dead
Well most of the people are either dead or crippled at this point
If it was literally anyone else, like John wick or something, I wouldn't count those as kills, but it's literally Brock goddamn samson
Way I see it? If these dont count as kills, there's probably something, somewhere, we never saw, that did.
so this is off he did not kill some of those pirate cause you see them as waiter later in skull island
Oh god Yeah, I mean So many of these are not confirmed kills. But I was thinking How many people are Gonna survive being hit by Brock Realistically
@@muffindragons that fine but i wish was not miss leading takedown sounds better then kill in this video
Don’t forget those two thugs in the first episode, they later appear in the scared straight with Hank and Dean and 24 was hit by the car as well
I'm almost convinced prison rules played apart 😐😐 eh almost
@@muffindragons *TWENTY-FOUR... NOOOO!*
This is the byproduct of Joe Swanson dealing with all of Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland’s shit for 21 years
He really has something against polar bears.
Brock please those things r soon extinct
Oh its not just polar bears he has a thing against alligators and Egyptian mummies
@@mberka12 they are the second most killed thing after human beings
@@zoidlloyd7736I saw a news story about Polar bears over populating a town. They even shown surveillance footage of a polar bear which somehow made inside a building.
As a person who has over 8 years in customer service I can honestly say. Brock Samson is my spirit animal. I don't work in customer service anymore.
Can we just have a moment of silence for the sudden cancellation?
I love how 21 stays a nerd even after becoming a super strong fighter.
21:26 I really wish we could’ve seen this fight
25:50 Huh, so that's 2 clowns Mark Hamill has played
He also portrayed Trickster.
he also played the fake new luke skywalker which definitely counts
That smile of murderous intent on brock’s face always gets me
15:51 so the butterfly death doesn’t count... ok..
27:07 Brock went full Arnold until his piss break Thats moment was the best
18:57:
"Oh god the lord the strength of my salvation thou hast covered my head in the day of battle"
I feel cheated by the video not showing Brock recite scripture after eliminating Go-Fish, and I'm an atheist. It was awesome & I feel compelled to post it
i mean i too gonna be miffed if the last person gonna suicide when im in the killing rampage, it kills the mood and immersion
Those that didn't died physically, died spirituality and mentally from the fear of meeting violent incarnate.
It suck that it canceled i would love one final season.
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You counted the same dude three time.
15:26 Ironically the most replayed scene here, and I don't think this was even a kill. I'm 99% sure Dean meets her again later on.
Brock is the type of guy who you can hand a non-lethal dartgun... and he will STILL shoot to kill.
Only Brock could turn getting an invasive cavity search into a murder weapon
it's cool seeing the animation quality go up.. our boy do be shiny and sleek ngl
And to think.... these are just the deaths we've seen ON screen
Brock is a legend
Hey some of those were an k.o notta murder c.s.i
Speedy was a good lad, press F to pay your respects 😔✊🏽
Brock Samson needs to come to an episode of Death Battle! It would be absolutely epic!
“You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back. You know that.” 😂
Ya know, Hunter having an office that just has a hangar door on it has got to be an absolute nightmare keeping any of his top secret paperwork and files together. Just top level security files flying out the door. Guess his desk and chair were bolted down.
Just realized the guy training brock in the beginning is a parody of the guy in fear and loathing in Las Vegas in the hotel room scene where the latino guy was tripping on acid.
He's based off of the real life journalist Hunter S. Thomson
The difference in animation is astounding!
Patrick Warburton has had a heck of a film role with David Puddy, Joe Swanson, Brock Sampson and Kronk.
15:18 will always be my favorite
A full description of the evolution of the show and its artistic style, as shown by Brock kicking ass for almost half an hour.
1:57 are those happy wheels sound effects lmao
They really calmed Brock down, I forgot how insane he was.
I’m surprised that Monarch had any Henchmen, like anyone should know that he Arch’s the guy that has Brock as a bodyguard.
I dont think you could get funnier than 1:47 an ancient mummy calling for a time out after getting kicked in the balls
"Every Brock Samson kill"
Oh, this will be a fun 10 minute video.
Looks at run time.
It has been so long, I forgot how crazy and twitchy Brock became when he gor violent. I miss that.
On a sadder note, R.I.P. Speedy. I somewhat remember the aftermath (unless I am thinking of another henchman), but his death was geniunely tragic.
"Hey is that guy dead?"
"Yeah, probably"
The bell is making me deaf, it just had to be the highest pitch one in existence
24:28 i can dodge it
If only that count but it was sheer luck wait it don't count he survived👌🏽 hmm battle axe eh 🤷🏼♂️🤷♀️
Brock is basically joe but his legs work and he’s blonde
He's a mix of captain America, moon knight (since he's also Jewish) and the punisher
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 Wait-- Samson's Jewish?
Neat.
And Polish
Speedy might be the safest death brook gave. They even mention him calling other people the next speedy or telling henchman number 1 the story of speedy.
I love the thumbnail, it just shows how smug brock looks
The fact that there’s an episode worth of kills, and even more we don’t know about is staggering
Man the pilot has some real good animation in some parts. Even better than the final Titmouse seasons
Man got stabbed in the hand and gave a casual OW gets hit in the leg and hits the ground like a sack of potatos and is nearly brought to tears
Omg that song that frames Brock’s rush on the hangar at the compound is so good, the whole episode fits perfectly into the pastiche created by the song and absolutely delivers… love it
aw man in the early seasons he was so aggressive now a days he is at lest smart on his actions
Brock is basically Death’s physical form
The guy that got assclamped and that other guy in the same scene didn't actually die, they appear in later episodes
Henchman #1 survived. The only person who knew of his "death" was samson, 21, 24, himself and the monarch.
There's no way it's a body double. Zero has the same voice and acts the same. The simpler explanation is usually the correct one
Zero had a active immortal superpower and must had thought he didn't die with his first fight with Brock. Only because his body is in outer space currently is the reason why hasn't shown up again.
He is filled nothing but rage and bloodlust
In the following scene after Sampson slams Tiger shark into the glass table. He is seen living with tissue in is nose during the meeting.
I'm going to venture a guess it's somewhere between a lot and a shit ton.
love how like a fourth of the kills were in the first episode alone.
Thanks for keeping the context of the clips.
They need to finish this show
For the speedy one. Brock really did kill him. The Monarch's henchmen don't carry lethal weapons. They shot speedy to make him stop struggling and take away the pain
Scott Hall did survive his first encounter with Brock. He became Zero, and then he died by Brock Samson's hand.
I get why, but its still amusing that you counted Henchman 1's death twice
Also, You've seen him kill now own The Scent: *DEATH...BY SAMSON...*
You have to say, Samson is very Thorough at Ass Kickings.
(Ambulance siren blaring ) very. he's no Popeye he's barnacle bill
The Brock Samson Video Ten Times Longer: All known and suspected illegitimate children of Brock Samson...
The first time I saw the MODOK professor dude and the woman in the battle van crash into the hole I laughed to the point of tears for like 5 minutes.
The fact that this video is slightly under a half hour long really says something
Im surprised how consistently they use his eye spasm
These are just the kills we know about. BTW, the two slackers at 2:55 are just beaten senseless. They survive to attend a "Scared Sraight" session run by The Monarch.
I love that brock simply touches someone and he counts is as a kill🤣🤣
Ok the fact that there still guys trying to kill Brock Sampson after he’s done as much as inhumanly possible defies logical comprehension
i like how it went from people brock kills
to everything brock kills by the shark etc
then to brock just doing cool shit counting