The Best Horror For Autumn Girlies - Seriously, You're Welcome

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  • @JordalineReads
    @JordalineReads  9 місяців тому +6

    ✨Click here ✨ ritual.com/jordaline30 to get 30% off during your first month with Ritual.Thank you Ritual for partnering on this video! 🤎

  • @KatieColson
    @KatieColson 9 місяців тому +54

    “My friends, my family, my familia..and that One Guy.” 😂😂

  • @ashleyscozybookcorner5577
    @ashleyscozybookcorner5577 9 місяців тому +19

    😂"this book is like an onion, you know how onions have layers & ogres have layers, this book is like that it has layers". 😂oh that was to funny. Hope you're doing well!!!!

  • @JeantheSecond-ip7qm
    @JeantheSecond-ip7qm 12 годин тому +1

    I totally got to feel superior because I read House of Leaves. A person I know who works at a bookstore curating books told me she couldn’t get it through it.

  • @sbvsls
    @sbvsls 9 місяців тому +26

    I could literally listen to you reviewing books for hours. It's endlessly entertaining 😂❤

  • @thistledragon6711
    @thistledragon6711 9 місяців тому +14

    I don’t know why I watch book recommendation videos, I know I’m just increasing my endless TBR even more 😂

  • @wakkawakka900
    @wakkawakka900 9 місяців тому +2

    "I literally don't remember, just read it." 😂😂lol

  • @carlacannizzaro1643
    @carlacannizzaro1643 9 місяців тому +7

    Ok, while you were talking about No One Gets Out Alive the “she who shall not be named” (aka Alexa) suddenly switched on and said “ok, good night sleep tight” then turned off the lamp and switched herself off, leaving me freaked out and in the dark alone. WTF!! So if that’s not a sign that I need to read that book asap I don’t know what is.

  • @BlinkFly
    @BlinkFly 9 місяців тому +19

    I would LOVE winter horror recs!

  • @gunnerchel
    @gunnerchel 9 місяців тому +7

    The sewer scene with the kids and Bev in IT made me throw the book across the room. Like I legit wanted to take it out in the yard and burn it. Wtf

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 9 місяців тому +1

      That's the scene that made me decide that Stephen King isn't for me

  • @Kritz_Reads
    @Kritz_Reads 9 місяців тому +5

    "I'm not going to explain anything. So anyway, Coraline has neighbors with huge titties..." 😂😂

  • @sarawithoutanH
    @sarawithoutanH 9 місяців тому +7

    Living for the coraline origin story

  • @maryann83
    @maryann83 9 місяців тому +5

    Your personality is 😂😂😂 you have me holding my belly🎉🎉🎉

  • @b-isforbetsy7828
    @b-isforbetsy7828 8 місяців тому +1

    So I am a twin and when our kids were younger they would get us confused and come ask the aunt for more cookies or whatever. Which auntie always say yes! So we joke the each of us are our kids "other mother."

  • @anasstywomangaming
    @anasstywomangaming 9 місяців тому +2

    "Everything from the last ten years? I'm not living, laughing, or loving." When I tell you I cackled OUT LOUD and scared my mom's cat so bad she tore out of the room. Thank you for this whole viddy-o but in particular that precise moment.

    • @anasstywomangaming
      @anasstywomangaming 9 місяців тому

      Also, Crow Girl is relentlessly fked. I remember reading that over like two days and feeling like I needed EMDR therapy to work through it.

  • @loch6301
    @loch6301 9 місяців тому +2

    Booger sugar 😂 I’m dead 💀

  • @kameronwilliams334
    @kameronwilliams334 9 місяців тому +5

    Girl I DNFed The September House. I tried SO hard to get through it. I just couldn't lol

  • @sylviashanabrough6515
    @sylviashanabrough6515 9 місяців тому +1

    I would like a winter horror book recommendation video.

  • @angelwalker979
    @angelwalker979 8 місяців тому

    'Do coke Steve' 😂😂😂🤣almost spit my coffee out!🤣

  • @Breemarie143
    @Breemarie143 9 місяців тому +5

    Okay but this blush + lip combo is stunning 😍😍😍😍

  • @danamonsees-cns
    @danamonsees-cns 9 місяців тому +1

    I cackled at the shrek quote. I'm DEAD

  • @Rachelw
    @Rachelw 9 місяців тому +1

    I read Now You're One of Us after you recommended it in your other video. I read it in one sitting and damn that ending. I was not prepared.

  • @zaraxk
    @zaraxk 9 місяців тому +1

    The part about her date with some guy and house of leaves book oh my gosh I'm cackling!! 😂

  • @RociosLibrary
    @RociosLibrary 9 місяців тому +1

    The child orgy thing lmao I love how you just came out and said it. I loved IT, but that part was so unnecessary haha

  • @katedriscoll3160
    @katedriscoll3160 9 місяців тому +5

    Omg I LOVE your horror recommendations. I could listen to you talk about books all damn day!

  • @stemas_444
    @stemas_444 8 місяців тому

    As a Stephen King Stan, you’re literally the only person I can listen say “I think he’s overrated” and not trigger a reaction in me 😂😂 love your videos and your energy!! Also this kind of makeup really makes you shine.

  • @sweetiepie.clowngirl
    @sweetiepie.clowngirl 3 місяці тому

    12:14 the way you deliver these summaries are the best. 😄❤ 12:48 Curious about it.

  • @BarbaraCreates
    @BarbaraCreates 9 місяців тому +3

    Lol I don't even read...(I'm trying to get back into it) I'm literally here for the vibes. 😅

  • @queenkim8631
    @queenkim8631 9 місяців тому +2

    24:49 you are so funny😂
    I read The Devil Crept In, Confessions & House of Leaves! Love all😁

  • @elsielinstrom
    @elsielinstrom 7 місяців тому

    We need a "most addictive books" video!!

  • @pumpkinschannel777
    @pumpkinschannel777 9 місяців тому +3

    New Jan Agaton video AND new Jordaline video on the same day?? Oh we are eating good tonight, girlies!!!

  • @nicolechacon4257
    @nicolechacon4257 9 місяців тому +3

    the only booktuber i actually take recommendations from :) thanks again for filling my tbr list for fall season

    • @MargaritaSage
      @MargaritaSage 9 місяців тому +1

      I'm the same! Jordaline and Katie C, the only two that can actually convince me to buy fiction books!

  • @BooksInTheVoid
    @BooksInTheVoid 9 місяців тому

    There is a twitter post that would be the perfect prompt for the september house. 😂
    I got lost in house of leaves. Didnt have luminal spaces dreams though

  • @hyemiyah
    @hyemiyah 9 місяців тому +1

    house of leaves was AN EXPERIENCE. i had the weirdest dreams while i was reading that book.

  • @amalfysanchez9545
    @amalfysanchez9545 9 місяців тому +1

    It’s always a good time watching your videos !!! I loveeeee. ❤❤❤

  • @jenniferwilliams9699
    @jenniferwilliams9699 9 місяців тому

    Great video! House of Leaves got me out of a reading slump!

  • @Steph_W
    @Steph_W 9 місяців тому

    Just requested physical copy of The Watcher from my library. 😄

  • @Darkxangel08
    @Darkxangel08 8 місяців тому +1

    Your reviews put me in a better mood no matter what. I love you!

  • @kristinaparuolo379
    @kristinaparuolo379 8 місяців тому

    I love your humor while discussing books! Watching your videos always lifts my mood and helps me add to my never end TBR list

  • @MaryRose86
    @MaryRose86 9 місяців тому +2

    I love your energy and vibe

  • @Ms.SpookyNerd
    @Ms.SpookyNerd 9 місяців тому +1

    Great books for the autumn season 🦇☕🎃📚🧛🪦🕯️👻☠️🍂🍁

  • @MarcosSouza-rr5ns
    @MarcosSouza-rr5ns 9 місяців тому

    Great recommendations, dear
    Thank you so much 💖

  • @beckydesrosiers3852
    @beckydesrosiers3852 9 місяців тому

    Love these recommendation! House of Leaves is my fav too. I think it's time for a reread!

  • @erwinonyoutube
    @erwinonyoutube 9 місяців тому

    The ending had me gagging 😂

  • @mahmoudoraby7222
    @mahmoudoraby7222 9 місяців тому +1

    love your content 🙏

  • @bby.kaylamarie
    @bby.kaylamarie 9 місяців тому +1

    Currently reading the devil crept in I hope I love it too!! And reading no one gets out alive next!!
    Another top notch video! I don’t think I laugh as much watching anyone else. Probably because we have the same humor in our cult😂😂

  • @Sad.Purple.unicorn
    @Sad.Purple.unicorn 9 місяців тому

    10:18 I’ve read this years ago as well and I loved it

  • @GilmarGirl
    @GilmarGirl 9 місяців тому

    I had never heard of house of leaves until this year when I started reading it and now it's everywhere... lol

  • @cheryl5763
    @cheryl5763 9 місяців тому

    I’ve ordered three of the mentioned and can’t wait! September house sounds great! I’m currently reading Old Country. It’s good so far. I know what you mean about Harold though… 😂

  • @chrisbonweenie9136
    @chrisbonweenie9136 9 місяців тому +2

    Ok I HAVE TO KNOW what gloss you use?! 👀 stunning (also incredible video as always ❤)

  • @terrijozwiak3484
    @terrijozwiak3484 9 місяців тому

    Awesome video, I want to read the river man.

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 9 місяців тому

    Huge Adam Neville fan here. Reading No One Gets Alive right now. Only 160 pages through (my copy has 628) but I'm enjoying it so far!

  • @Sad.Purple.unicorn
    @Sad.Purple.unicorn 9 місяців тому

    I’ve heard the book “watchers” is really similar to the tv show “From” which I looooove

  • @marshalmallow7192
    @marshalmallow7192 2 місяці тому

    New favorite booktuber??????? 🥰

  • @shaleyflowers
    @shaleyflowers 9 місяців тому

    OMG when you talk about the book hex it gives me goosebumps I don't know why every time I see it I nope not for me and I can read extreme horror too and this is not extreme horror I don't think I want to read it but I don't idk what it is if it's the cover if it's your explanation of it !

  • @AshleighsLand
    @AshleighsLand 9 місяців тому

    I got "The September house" on Audible because of your last vlog ans honestly so far it's so good and really funny actually

  • @lily4809
    @lily4809 9 місяців тому

    Hi Jordaline, Thank you for the recommendations. After reading and loving The Gaveyard Book, I was planning to read Coraline. Also House of Leaves scares me a little bit, as it is quite chunky. On a side note, have you listened to the Minsung duet that was released a couple of days ago? Wish you a nice day. 😊

  • @sarahfolger5232
    @sarahfolger5232 9 місяців тому +3

    Ummm....am I the only one that didn't know your name was Jordaline?

  • @taluulahbelle
    @taluulahbelle 8 місяців тому

    honey, i am going to need the details on your blush/lip combo.

  • @gabbyreads
    @gabbyreads 9 місяців тому

    Yesss I also love Confessions, and They Never Learn and Comfort Me With Apples! 👏 I still need to read House of Leaves lol I’m intimidated 😅

  • @unhingedwoman
    @unhingedwoman 9 місяців тому +3

    Wait what’s the tea with Ania Ahlborn??? I need a “writers behaving badly” overview video 😂😂

    • @Ruhrohraggy23
      @Ruhrohraggy23 9 місяців тому +1

      I want to know too! I just started my first book of hers and need to know if I should stop lol

    • @tony_starch
      @tony_starch 9 місяців тому

      I’m also curious, I tried googling and didn’t find anything

    • @tiff804
      @tiff804 9 місяців тому +1

      I came to the comments to find answers too. I can't be left hanging like this!

  • @Momba_Jules
    @Momba_Jules 9 місяців тому

    @28:00 …… not me currently reading Frankenstein 😬🤣💀

  • @bignails2
    @bignails2 9 місяців тому

    Ok miss witchy ritual Queen get yours!! 💰💰

  • @bignails2
    @bignails2 9 місяців тому

    Me while you're talking about they never learn 👀👀👀👀👀👀

  • @dianeboudrias7954
    @dianeboudrias7954 9 місяців тому +1

    When I found your channel I said to myself that I am going to enjoy her channel because I don't enjoy everyone's channel but then I get rid of them.
    P. S. I love your name by the way 💞

  • @MargaritaSage
    @MargaritaSage 9 місяців тому

    No Ma'am, not today. I saw Katie's House of Leaves reading vlog. Pass. I did buy it for my mom a few years back, as a Christmas present. She still hesitates to take book recommendations from me😆

  • @littlewhiterabbit202
    @littlewhiterabbit202 9 місяців тому

    So let me know when you read House of leaves again you read it the correct way, By the way I think it's also a movie called You shouldn't have come or You should have left with Kevin bacon

  • @sweetiepie.clowngirl
    @sweetiepie.clowngirl 3 місяці тому

    21:58 😂

  • @vampqueen
    @vampqueen 9 місяців тому +1

    If you get loads of views, the bit at the start of this video made my 5 year old laugh so loud, now she wants me to play it over and over

    • @vampqueen
      @vampqueen 9 місяців тому

      Oh thanks for reminding me to take my vits, being 45 *cough* *cough* bleugh. I forget to take them. So THANK YOU. XXX

  • @hostilecucumbers
    @hostilecucumbers 9 місяців тому

    I read The Watchers at the end of August and it felt like winter to me lol but I love books that feel like seasons! I would love a winter version of this!! Also I love the Coraline book way more than the movie I want to like the movie, I just was like 13 when I read the book and it made a huge impression on me. and I hate Wybie no offense but like why not to be rude. Love u Jordaline 💚

  • @heyimsasa
    @heyimsasa 4 місяці тому

    men talking to me is the worst experience of my entire life... and i say this as a bi girl in a relationship with one 😂😂

  • @graceannreads
    @graceannreads 9 місяців тому

    If anyone asks me why they should read Comfort Me With Apples I will be directing them to this video

  • @Crazylatina2023
    @Crazylatina2023 9 місяців тому

    Ohhh will you be reading the sequel to Gone To See The River Man?

  • @metalgirl1969
    @metalgirl1969 9 місяців тому

    So I read Gone to see the river man and Confessions and I found both of them to be meh. With the river man I just didn't care about any of the characters involved. Confessions was very disjointed. These are only my opinions folks. I have only read one five-star read this year so far and I've read 23 books. It haunts the mind which is the new short story collection by Nick Roberts. 10 out of 10.. Add to your tbr. I'm still dreaming about Grandma Ruth 😮. I just finished reading Hex. The book made me very angry. It reads like a screenplay. I think this would make a really good movie or series but I'm so angry with how it plays out. I became a little too invested in one of the Characters lol. No one gets out alive by Neville, I give the chefs kiss to ,as far as movies go.I have House of leaves but I have not attempted it yet Ok. Off my soap box lol. Sorry . I have nobody to talk with about books. Happy Spooky Reading everyone 🎃👻👿

  • @jnb0574
    @jnb0574 9 місяців тому

    I need someone to explain that scene in It to me without describing it. Like at all. Not even a little bit. Like just why though? Also sugar booger is my new favorite term.

  • @entrepaginasinfinitas
    @entrepaginasinfinitas 9 місяців тому

    I swear I thought your real name was Jordeline 😮 wow

  • @ellenlowe9013
    @ellenlowe9013 9 місяців тому

    Hilarious…I love It and think Stephen King is brilliant trashed or sober lol Love it all…I eat up all his books….I do miss his Desperation like horror though, he’s due for at least one last one…..On another note, I might need to pick up House of Leaves as I’ve seen several people really like and recommend on book tube.

  • @AshleighsLand
    @AshleighsLand 9 місяців тому

    PESKY SEWER CLOWNS

  • @sarahfolger5232
    @sarahfolger5232 9 місяців тому

    How did you remember Bill, but not Georgie?! 😅

  • @littlewhiterabbit202
    @littlewhiterabbit202 9 місяців тому

    Wait what?? All you said about the husband in the book the Amulet was He served his country and he got his face blown off for it, how dose that made him a loser and pace of shit?

  • @sargonyousif
    @sargonyousif 9 місяців тому

    Why don’t we like Ania Ahlborn? 😂

  • @irenegonzalez6390
    @irenegonzalez6390 9 місяців тому +1

    Love it when men mansplan lol jk thanks I only read the book.. my favorite part of this video

  • @ririschannelx
    @ririschannelx 9 місяців тому +2

    What happened to the lil pep talks she used to do…. 😢

  • @Pheasant-wy3cg
    @Pheasant-wy3cg 9 місяців тому

    Ogres have layers? 😄😂 so many good books! That guy sounds like a jerk! 😂x

  • @annabananabones08
    @annabananabones08 9 місяців тому

    I can't take the name Stephanie seriously anymore

    • @tony_starch
      @tony_starch 9 місяців тому +1

      I know this isn’t directed at me but it feels directed at me 😭😂

  • @Momba_Jules
    @Momba_Jules 9 місяців тому

    Dude at the end literally the definition of mansplaining.. smh

  • @canyounot6858
    @canyounot6858 9 місяців тому

    I WISH I had her Make-Up Skills. 👀🫶🏻

  • @sweetiepie.clowngirl
    @sweetiepie.clowngirl 3 місяці тому

    23:23 😂