Every Stereotype Character in Dungeons and Dragons
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"Before I was born, my parents died" is such a perfect line
Part of me wants to figure out just what spells or magical effects would be necessary for that to happen.
Guts is that you?
It all happened on the day of my actual birth, both my parents failed to show up.
@@ezciter bruh
Major "At age 6, I was born without a face" vibes
“We’ll fight for our wives who look like our brothers” is an underrated line.
I honestly thought at first they said "We’ll fight for our wives who look like our mothers!"
Guess Duke is part of the bearded lady dwarf faction then
@@LostSoulNexus bearded lady dwarf yeay!!!
The Strong and Heavy Drinker is my newest campaign character. After selling loot, my character bought 120 gallons of ale and spent a chunk of the rest on buying a wagon to not only help the party with travel but also hold the barrels.
Buy a brewery and don't sell any produced but drink it all while having myconid workers.
@@shadowstalker1857 That character is going to die from liver failure SO FAST
There is a magic item that gives you infinite booze. Cant remember the name, but you could tell your DM about it, and there could maybe even be a quest for you to get such item.
Once negotiated fifty gold off a smith by also promising him a keg of ale from the bar next door. Yes he was a dwarf
@@blakeetter280 negotiated a smith into silvering my greatsword for 8gp and half a keg of top tier Dwarvish wine
My current party, has the sad one, the psychopath, the bro, the eternally confused and the one who really really wants to be the emperor. We can't decide on anything and we offended enough people that even angels want to kill us.
Was the campaign premade or homebrewed? Because that sounds like an awesome (and frankly hilarious) adventure!
My aarakocra got his wings cut off and is wearing black
@@haruhitomaeda4802 it was a grimhollow campaign. The sad one was a fighter who lost his entire family to the big bad, and semi sucidal. Our ranger was the bro who kept on cheering on the psychopath. Our gunslinger was confused on where we were going half the time. And our psychopath druid keeps threatening npcs and kids but sparing monsters that came back to kill us. And the noble kept on telling people he wants to be emperor.
Edit: The fighter with the negative cha is the unofficial leader. And the emperor got assassinated. (Not us)
Our party has a fighter who was a bouncer, a money-grubbing cleric from a mercenary religion, an absent-minded bard who has an effective 19 charisma (nice item!) and a chaotic neutral rogue who professes to be a private investigator and not a thief.
The rogue is mine, and he fears the fighter. Also, any time we capture speaking foes, my rogue steals their boots at a minimum because it will be harder for them to follow us if their feet hurt.
One time an enemy's hireling surrendered and my rogue demanded his money pouch as well. The coin was thrown into the nearby field and my rogue kept the pouch (and his boots).
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In a recent adventure, we had a different fighter who would have multi-classed into paladin if his charisma wasn't an 11. When he captured another of our foe's hirelings, he took the guy's weapons and told him to skedaddle before the rogue (the party leader for some dumb reason) took his boots too.
My party I dm for has the small but mighty one (15 year old moon Druid satyr with the mental ability of a 5 year old) the innocent one (SOMEHOW THE WARLOCK) the psychopath (bard/artificer multiclass who is either a psychopath or the chilliest guy on the planet) and the formally evil one (the paladin who worshiped an evil god like a warlock)
Rogue: Sad boy.
Barbarian: Mad boy.
Warlock: Bad boy.
Paladin: Clad boy.
Bard: Fad boy.
Only boys? Huh.
Boring!
@@elion1941 Oh hush you, sausage parties are the best parties.
@@AmbarGriss "sausage parties" I can't-
Cleric: dad boy
Sorcerer: frat boy
rangers and females say hey what about us
WE'LL FIGHT FOR OUR WIVES WHO LOOK LIKE OUR BROTHERS!!!
- Every Dwarf ever created
And with a Scottish accent, no less
Best part of the video.
Alabama Extreme
Must be the Dwarfs from Lord of the Rings
Wow, you watched the video too?
The stereotype party during downtime:
Fighter: (practicing sword swings) Why do people stereotype us? All the time...
Bard: (with his latest woman) ...
Wizard: (flicking through his spellbook) ...
Artificer: (tinkering) ...
Rogue: (plays with daggers) ...
Monk: (looks at muscles) ...
Warlock: (looks down at edgy clothes) ...
Sorcerer: (looks at dragon scales) ...
Ranger: (hastily discards bow and quiver) ...
Cleric: (praying) ...
Paladin: (praying) ...
Druid: (scampers away from plants) ...
Barbarian: (in a mid rage pose/face) AAARRGH!!!!
And then the Wizard dies of 1d4 flicking through spellbook damage.
@@ComedyPlastic papercuts can be lethal
Haha 😂Not my party. If this were my party it would be:
Cleric- sneaking off with her vampire prince to go on a date
Barbarian/fighter/bard- vampire prince sneaking off with the cleric princess
Warlock- entertaining his patron with a magic trick or something
Drunk sailor fighter- passed out drunk from werewolf whiskey
Dragonborn fighter- swinging the Sunsword around a few times
Vampire rouges- bonding over shared trauma and memory loss
Others- just there chilling
Monk wouldn't be looking at muscles, they use Dex not Str
if anything, it'd be meditating in a lotus position
At least the cleric and paladin have something to bond over lol
2:26 *the money w$@!e ... Who is also a necromancer*
"Look I just think it's more efficient when the dead loot themselves"
"Look, necromancy is expensive, alright?! And no one's willing to pay us."
"Well I'm not the one looting them, see? I'm not evil. They're just handing me their money - and if you get right down to it, are they going to need it anymore?"
Although the villain turning good is classic, the bbeg often doesn't get through the monologue before the party decides to drop kick them.
I thought it was a player whose backstory was villain trying to be good.
My BBEG is basically a god who might do evil, but wants to see if there's any good left in the world and my party is to prove they're good by heart, and to change everyone in being good so he doesn't have to be like Thanos lmao. It's honestly a really fun ride so far.
@@caramelfrappe402 that's just persona 5 but not rigged
@@caramelfrappe402 I thought this story, after the line "But wants to see if there's any good left in the world," was going to descend into the party not letting the god finish and trying to dropkick them, and then getting thanos snapped into the shadow realm
The comedically old adventure guy who somehow hasn't been returned to the fantasy nursing home by the rest of the group. That's my new character.
Discworld has a whole adventuring party of very elderly barbarians :D
Omg my old DnD campaign had an old, slightly senile gnome (I think he was a paladin?) who used his shield as a walker, eternally got the half-orc’s name wrong, and canonically was so hard of hearing that he mostly heard what was happening via telepathy with another player. He also had the inspiring leader feat, and so every so often the player would say “And Dio now goes on a long, winding story about how back in his day (generic old person thing that somehow vaguely relates to what’s happening) and it also sort of morphs into him talking about the history of dwarves in the area. It concludes on quite an uplifting note. You all get inspiration”. God, it was amazing, always a highlight of any session
My character is a Long tooth shifter Lycanthrope blood hunter who is old "friends" with Strahd Von Zarovich in the Curse of Strahd. Uses a cane as a weapon and his dentures are Canine style. Bad body posture but dressed in a Bloodborne esc style complete with top hat, handlebar mustache and wears a monocle over his "bad" eye. Strahd literally beat the living stuffing out of him last session but he has the tough feat and a con score of 20 at level 8 (free feat at lvl 4 for everyone). I describe his will to survive as "old man strength". When old boy does fully transform it's like ripping an old man out of a bingo hall before the game is over, you don't do it unless you are prepared to take a cane to the knee and a bites/scratches to the neck. Sight isn't so good it's mostly based on movement but his hearing is on 11 almost as if he has a broken hearing aid he can't turn down. Character's sense of Smell is fantastic do too long nose hairs that he has to trim every morning. Super nice to the young ladies but pretty much a stern grandpa figure to everyone else.
InnBetween has a slightly younger then dirt Cleric in their Party.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide First thing I thought of when I read that comment.
The last time I ever played a drunkard my DM gave our party a bag of holding. Full of all kinds of alcohol. My character started mixing things, and discovered the best cocktail in the world (fire-breath whiskey and a magical frosted liqueur) . I then failed the save on whether or not I retained my sobriety with a nat 1, and I now had a new favorite drink, but did not remember how to make it...
My last drunkard (not strong, not stupid, just drunk) got his hands on a harrow deck of many things with his party, pulled The Tyrant, and used it to order Cayden Cailean, tyrant killer, god of alcohol, parties, and freedom, to make his flask a major artifact with the following effects:
- Completely indestructible
- Able to return to it's owner (me) across any distance and every plane of existence (material, ethereal, metaphysical, etc.)
- Containing an infinite supply of the finest ale known to the god, always at the optimal temperature for enjoyment.
He then immediately nat 1'd his own sobriety check, blacked out, and the DM ruled that he completely forgot the entire day, including the Harrow Deck of Many Things.
Next morning, he wakes up slightly hungover, reaches for his flask, feels that it's seemingly empty, desperately uncaps it and holds it to his lips for whatever last drops he can get, but then, instead, he gets a mouthful of chilled and delicious booze that he has "never" had before.
He then comes to the only logical conclusion. *Obviously*, he has been chosen as Cayden's new champion on the material plane, and blessed with a boon in the form of his flask. From that point, his morality started shifting from a selfish almost CN to CG's very top right corner and as selfless as he could get, as he did whatever he could to embody the god's rules and teachings, and helped every innocent he could / openly defied any tyrranical rule even if it didn't affect him personally.
(Later in campaign, found out Cayden had been periodically watching him since the incident, since he was pissed about being forced to do anything by anyone, let alone a mortal, but when he saw how the drunk slowly changed between every time he checked on things, and saw the ways he was helping the world, he went from wanting to smite him to deciding to appoint him as his mortal herald, later in the campaign. Still gave him a solid punch across the jaw first when he finally introduced himself, though, for daring to order a god of freedom to do anything.)
Sounds like your drinking hobby turned into a mixing (then drinking) hobby
@@nate51691 That's a great story!
He's not drunkard he's alchemist 😂
Forgot the Mom and the Hagrid. The Mom makes sure everybody has enough health potions, will give their companions money for items, and will be a wholesome ray of sunshine until somebody hurts one of their companions. The Hagrid tries to keep enemy monsters as pets. Also has a habit of collecting orphans and sidekicks.
I feel called out on both :( See, our barbarian cut down a twig blight, we then found the guy who had control over it and I begged him to give me that control. We called him Bob the Boxwood, and all he was able to do was blocking passages and grab arms or legs. He saved us multiple times, though. I shall miss him when we start the next campaign. About the potions... I bought like 8 of them, while my teammates were like, "we don't need potions." They quickly changed their minds when they had 1/4 of health left.
The Wizard that take 20 minutes on their turn:
“Maybe this spell… no….”
“Oh but what about… no….”
“Wait! I can do… wait wait, nope…”
followed by the blood hunter who takes 30 minutes on their turn, rolling more than 13 dice
@@Zcythe_grey And they roll each single one,one at a time
First dice
Second dice
Third dice...
Basically situation when you are not dice goblin
@@skell6134 exactly, so when the blood hunter's turn is incoming, i prepare myself for a break, because at least I can make 3 sandwhiches before halftime
"C'mon Steve, just cast the Flame Bolt cantrip like last time and let the monk have his fifteen minute turn!"
Wizards, please for the love of god use everyone else's turns to formulate a plan and pick your spell. Your dms will love you
On “The Flirt,” that face honestly had me expecting him to go “Hey, Baby… Come to Butthead”.
I got Flynn Rider flashbacks. "The Smolder" (TM)
I expected a "How you doin' "
I was expecting him to say something like "Yeah I'm into dragons.." lol
best line in the sketch: "We'll fight for our wives who look like our brothers!" XD That had me dying!
Love the concept though, Gimli could totaly have been a lady dwarf and we just would not know it
I wheezed when "The small high-pitched character" appeared. Because my character is definitely small and terrible, and her voice is so high-pitched even I can't do it!! She's pretty much a rogue
Same.
Isn't rouge's considerd edgy?
"I flirt with fictional characters because I can't do it in person" lol
I'm currently playing a wizard who is willing to subject others to horrific deaths and torture all in the name of discovery. This is in a party with an oath of redemption paladin who only will use violence if there is no other path. The arguments our characters have haha
The funny thing with warlock and daddy issues is that the patron of my fellow player is actually his dad
"the innocent" hit so hard, i literally only have two characters who are both lawful good-
"Before I was born my parents died"
My character who's parents were vampires: yep sounds about right
"We'll fight for our wives who look like our brothers!" Man, I need that laugh. Thank you
Ehe- I’m playing the British elf. She’s a Eladrin Bard of blades (I think that’s what it’s called.) and her primary weapon is a bow that is also a harp, as well as dual dance performing swords (katanas). Absolutely love her.
> The Sad Boy
> Liam O'Brien
The "before I was born my parents died" got me 💀
The culmination of dart’s character arc being him turning Scottish was the greatest character work I have seen in any piece of media ever
I'm due to DM soon. The leader is a kleptomaniac Rogue. Literally he said he plans to be encumbered from carrying too many spoons.
I fully plan to lead him to an artificer who has tons of lovely little pocket sized gadgets only to lose all of them in the middle of the night. Because the artificer tracks everything. Or of he's been a twat, have everything be mildly radioactive.
Also I'm Scottish and laughed at your impressions.
My very first official High School D&D party consisted of these bozos:
-Me, a human ranger with a well-written character trying to engross myself into my person and play the game as logically and realistically as possible
-My friend cosplaying as some dwarf from LOTR and taking absolutely nothing seriously
-Some guy with a vanilla character whose just…there, I guess
-Some crackhead kid playing as some chaotic-neutral bird-freak-thing, annoying everyone he meets, looting everything he can find, and threatening to kill us all with his “Meta” character his friend told him about.
This is supposed to be my group of only friends in this cold, dark, world.
Whoopie.
I mean,I wasn't there, but maybe that guy playing the boring vanilla character who's just there thinks the same way about you. Based on your admittedly very brief description of your character, it doesn't really sound like he's got much going that makes him stand out either. And I mean, I totally get it, it's a first character, but I'm just saying, I wouldn't be surprised if that guy also thought you were the boring one.
That shoe can easily go on the other foot, too.
@@Xylarxcode you’re right. Since then we’ve had two more meetings and the group has become less of a bunch of random people forced to do stuff together and more of an actual cooperative party. The vanilla guy was a cleric and he saved my life twice so far, so I think the team is coming together better.
you okay?
@@willc3697 How's it going?
We crave an update
@@thecheesen here is the update on my campaign:
-The annoying bird dude hasn’t showed up for the last 3 meetings, which is nice.
-We now have a new member, a dragonborn paladin who takes pride in mentally scarring innocent children and guards.
-we had our asses handed to us by a demon, a skeleton dragon, and the DM.
-we took a rest at an abandoned pheasant town, and ended up fighting a literal tidal wave of bloodthirsty flies
-we’ve been traveling for who knows how long, trying to find the nearest source of civilization, just to find out that the next town was back the way we came(PAIN)
-I just want to find a freaking store to buy some better gear damnit. I’m tired of having 14 AC.
"We'll fight for our wives that look like our brothers!" 😂😂😂
My character is a blank, he literally was lost as an egg (oviposter high-dragonborn [mother dragon]) and grew up in a cave. The most defining character feature I've thought of for him is he tries to eat any magical item smaller than a cat.
My Elf, Araz Kilas, was a world traveller and a free spirit.
He absolutely HATED hanging around other elves because they were a bunch of sticks in the mud.
And he was not British.
Even better, he spend half the campaign transformed in a child, so he went around swearing up a storm in a cute little kiddy voice.
Honestly, him turning into a kid and working to change back was a really fun plot point that really fit with his overall character arc in the game.
I'm reminded of Veronica from Dragon Quest 11. Obviously, there's no swearing in DQ, but she's definitely the bossiest and sassiest character in that game, so close enough.
What about the min maxed op build?
Npc: watch your words, adventurer, I have powerful connections who have warriors and assassins, the best in the land, and far more powerful than you.
Player: you challenge my power? Let them come. More xp for me.
Before I was born, both of my parents died.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeed.
"The Creepy" is often so incredibly annoying to me because people who play creepy characters often don't have a clue when a creepy response is appropriate, logical and fun. To me it often feels like players who play creepy characters just feel like it's their personal challenge to turn ANY situation creepy. "What a normal and innocent thing you just said, that I will now turn creepy..." was so painfully accurate that it made me cringe.
I have incredible respect for those that manage to be creepy but still mundane.
The simple things like annunciation, invading personal-space, an usual amount of calm, raising your voice without anger in it, intense eye-contact, prolonged silence, all those things can be equally if not more unnerving without becoming comical.
Oh yeah, there's definitely an art to having a good unnerving character. If they're just outwardly weird and bad to the people around them, it doesn't really make it believable that the party would put up with them being around and rarely makes good dynamics. Best practice is just to play them with ulterior motives or held values that bring out that creepiness, make them a trustworthy ally but starkly different than the rest when it comes to certain views or situations.
I usually play it as the fun kind of creepy like the Addams Family.
2:05 what makes me a good demoman?
Royalty is so true, whenever someone plays a ‘destined to be king’ character
I strangely felt really represented by the Flirt, and my actual character is a Bard, should i worry?
"Every Elf ever created: "I'm British!"" 😂
I'm so surprised he didn't have the "Trying to turn bad" immediately after the trying to turn good one
0:45 this is how everyone describes me, not the second part, but the innocent part
1:42 Don't mind me, just saving this timestamp for later...
That short feisty one is so true. The rogue in our party is a halfling, so she can do some kind of sneak attack and if she lands a hit on the enemy whilst using that, that enemy is pretty much dead
Stereotypes are all fine. We can't let go of that completely to be honest. 😅 I play a Kalashtar artificer in our new campaign and I actually came up with a wholesome story. She was adopted by a loving family when she was 10, she's now 25 and starts hearing a voice in her head and dreams from places she doesn't know, a war that never happened and so on. She doesn't know that she's a Kalashtar and not a human.. and goes on an adventure to find out what is up with her. Kalashtar can communicate via telepathy by default but I (and the DM) decided to let that out at first so she has more and more reasons to find out what really happened to her. :)
She's a fantasy story lover and always wants to know if all the monsters are real (which lead her into a little trouble and got her a phobia of giant poisonous ants), she's a very good blacksmith with the wish to invent the perfect (magic) armor and just a very positive person. I'm so looking forward to play this character as it's the first one with a truly wholesome story and life. Her biggest fear is finding out that she is one of the monsters she reads so much about.
Kalashtar usually are designed to be Clerics or Druids.. but I'm sick of being the healer and needed something a little more special.
Non of my charaters hit this level of stereotypes.
I mean a giant firbolg cleric who's an airhead and a klutz but has a HEART OF GOLD is not a stereotype is it?
The Strong and Stupid is my favorite character to play, he's witty enough to come out with sassy remarks none expects.
The perpetual 'wait, what?'-er is another good favorite...
Pretty sure Laure Bailey is just as good at flirting out of character as she is in character
She has awards , her confidence comes naturally 😎
Exception that proves the rule.
Travis is a lucky man, lol.
Same goes for Liam, but Matt apparently is just increadably awkward when he is not playing a shopkeeper or whatever to heavenly flirt with his pals
Made a character for Exalted whose royalty but with some caveats to help counter that stereotype.
1. She’s the third child so not likely to inherit the throne.
2. The nation she’s from is basically just a city-state.
3. Her nation just got conquered and no word on her family’s survival so her royal status doesn’t really have the weight it used to.
4. She was going to be in the military as the third child so never got the training in history and such her older brother did.
So yeah; about as royal as Percy De Rolo was before the Briarwood Arc.
The counterspell
1:58 Not in the campaigns I'm in. Our resident Elf main is Scottish.
And our resident Dwarf main is English.
AND I'M A SKELETON WARRIOR!!! *Skeletor Laughs While Opening Fire With A Magical M60*
I like how annoying righteous murder hobo is killing everyone with DEEZ NUTS
*listens to the roar at the end of Ad-barian's ad*
Ah, his date is here. Lady Draconia.
I think AD-Barian is in truth a Ranger.
I had an awakened wolf character named Mondschutzer Moon, (or Moon-defender Moon). So, Moon Moon. So I guess he fell under the Meme stereotype. My first character was prebuilt, but I used some of the details (Folk Hero who's goal was to have a statue of him set up in his currently ruined hometown) to arrive at the name Jayne Cobb. Gonna call that one a meme character as well.
Oh, wow. I guess I'm a perpetual meme player.
Oh... I feel so called out!! As a sorcerer/warlock who actually became a warlock with her dad as a patron because of daddy issues :D
"Who later becomes a Murder-Hobo"... PERFECT!!! 😂
1:56 is my favorite part it speaks for itself as to why it’s my favorite 😂
Yeah, the last one was very much in line with the old 'lawful stupid' paladin. Your murderous rampage is wrong, but mine is a crusade of good!
You got the psychopath stereotype down perfectly, I would know because everyone else in my party fits that stereotype, me personally I'm the guy who goes off on his own and abandons the party so I can get a good look at stuff before my party steals it.
That was a pathetic psychopath, real men would abduct the enemy's children and then skin them alive, create handbags out of said skin, and then try to sell the handbags to the enemy just before fighting them
@@sir_slimestone3797 My party just steals a different body part of every enemy we encounter, the half orc barbarian takes the limbs, the teifling rogue takes the hearts and skin, the tiefling sorcerer gets the blood (the dm gave them an infinite source of vials to store that in), the elven wizard gets the eyes, and the half elven paladin gets the teeth and organs. I don't complain because while they're harvesting all that I get to loot the corpses for cash and they're too busy to stop me.
@@EmberStorm36 😂 Sounds... interesting. Why the hell do they ALL collect trophies? Even the Paladin. 😂
Party no1:
Jurgen, the Mountain Dwarf Fighter (my character): tinkering with his guns in Scottish
Duteos, the Half Elf Paladin: fascinated by literally everything
Rish, the Half Elf Sorcerer: looks at everything edgily
Man of Tomatoes, the High Elf Rogue: casts Minor Illusion and gives his plan on how to steal from and murder everyone within 20ft in the form of a Powerpoint
Nephondris, the Human Wizard: random bullshit go
Party no2:
Roadmap, the Homunculus (Custom Lineage) Rogue (my other character): constantly looking over her shoulder, fight or flight instincts are on all the time
Amelie, the Human Fighter: ara ara
Rish (again, but different): plays more like a stereotypical Bard
Chief, the Eladrin Ranger: “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you, pal, because he invented it!”
55213, the Warforged Paladin: “You have 5 seconds to comply!”
The one channel where I don't skip the sponsor ads bc I'm invested in the Lord Ad-barian continuity
"... who later becomes a murder hobo."
"KILL EVERYTHING"
..cue Ad-Barian
The heavy drinker reminds me of the very first session I ever played:
We did a standard "Kill the giant rats" thing which quickly escalated into a battle involving several millipede swarms and a giant flaming spider.
After all was said and done we were paid with a few gold each and a whole barrel of ale.
"Im Dart and I fight for my friend", bro thats a reference to Legend of Dragoon. Respect😎
1:58 once i made a southern elf
it was really fun i would recommend
A royal ALWAYS drinks with their pinkie sticking out
The meme as simple as it is always have me DYING 😂😂😂
Same
I like how Duke didn't have the heart to hold up his middle fingers so he just out pixel censors over his fists
Dwarf: THAT'S GOIN IN THE BOOK UMGAK!
Duke's face on the flirt. 🤣
I'm "was forced into a warlock pact" and I DID call my patron dad at the end of the campaign... cuz he was a split part of the BBEG who then turned good and adopted me XD
Though calling him dad wasn't fun, cuz our DM made that scene so emotional I actually started crying XD
How comes the Righteous didn’t throw it back?
I always play the trickster with gremlin tendencies that will look a body in front of their mourning family, the fashion designer but with varying art mediums, or lastly a warlock that gained a patron under unconventional circumstances
Lol murder hobos… as I once said to my DM, diplomacy can work, but damned if killing isn’t more efficient most of the time 🤣
1:14
This one made me check if I didn't already subscribe and like the video.
I'm currently playing The Sad Boy. No, he himself isn't particularly sad - his life is just really depressing. Two dead parents, seven dead wives, ten dead girlfriends, and five dead children (though I'll likely increase that number some when I finish fleshing out his backstory). Foo is a Custom LIneage Elf and a Wild Magic Sorcerer. The plot twist: he isn't responsible for any of their deaths - he's just extraordinary unlucky with family.
The Bro: What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read.
The good guy becoming a murder hobo... I feel that. If you're party is kinda evil, it's kind of inevitable that you'll become it too. You can't just not attack the innocents when your allies do
I was already a murder hobo. Joining a party full of murder hobos just amplified it.
"AYE AM DART FROME SCÖTLAND!!!" took me out 😂
"I dont want to cover the world in blood, but in my creations"
Jhin from LoL: is it too much to ask for both?
My party for our first campaign ever is composed of a clamshell dealing elven psychopath, an alcoholic brothel raised dwarf, a wood elf drug dealer, our bard (who is currently possessed by an evil doll) is a high pitched homie who sweet talks everyone into giving good deals, our fighter is “the bro” but with 4th wall awareness at points as an inside joke, our warlock is a celestial himbo with arguing deities, and my Paladin is a nearly-faithless road-trip dad.
Sorry, Adbarian; I’m already Sir Lord Xander John Pearson of Glencoe.
question is how many Necromancer memes (obviously one of the most glorious subclass's to play as)
Most of my party is either "Hi, I exist." Or "WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TRAGIC BACKSTORY?" with the addition of one "Hi, today I'm [insert character type here]!" and my "Don't worry I dont have a tragic backstory! I'll fix you all!" half-elf ranger.
"Before I was born, my parents died" lol
2:09 my sorcerer character canonically destroyed the entire ancient civilization before becoming an adventurer, no problem burning down a megalopolis
FUN FACT!! It does make scientific sense! If a human was very small they would in fact be squeaky. (Although 3-4 feet might not be small enough) (although ALTHOUGH, that size would probably prevent a creature’s voice from being very deep.)
The irony of adbarian when he talks about money going to plant tree's with an axe in hand xD
There’s always that one girl druid who is just Katniss Everdeen.
"I AM DART FROM SCOTLAND!"
This is true, regardless of gender, the following classes are dubbed as such-
Rogue: Sad Boi
Barbarian: Angy Boi
Cleric: Good Boi
Fighter: Basic Boi
Paladin: Chad Boi
Bard: Horny Boi
Druid: Gay Boi
Warlock: Edgy Boi
Sorcerer: Stupid Boi
Monk: Fighty Boi
Artificer: Explody Boi
Wizard: Dead Boi
Ranger: Missing Boi
This is the definitive list, I will take notes however this is the most accurate list and will not change it
Duke is married, but ad-barian is lonely😭
"We'll fight for our Wives! Who look like our Brothers!"
This man knows his Dwarf-lore!
My paladin started as a murder hobo, but became more of a orderly protector type.
"This sword is Deez. This ax is nuts. And I'm only allowed to use them on Wednesday my dudes. A-" I'm dying
I'll give you one more:
The lawful good character who commits more crimes than that one chaotic neutral drunk dragonborn you got in the party
I'd really love a deep dive on how or why so many characters playing "pure good" and "doing their god's will" very quickly descend into "murder everything!!"
Simultaneously hilarious and spooky.
1:22 bro 💀
I feel like in my current D&D, everyone is a "don't even know what they are yet" expect me. First session I was like "so, my character is a bookworm, very bad with a bow, and accidentally released a sealed (or used to be sealed) spirit into the world by being too curious and his goal is to fix his mistake. This is the name of his invocations. This is their exact description and exact description of what happens when he uses them.
Other players: I'm an elf. With a bow. I come from the forest
(No shade at my friends, we had fun, but I wasn't expecting it lmao)