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  • @Mentski
    @Mentski 6 років тому +1845

    I still have the Sonic energy drink. It is still sealed and has no discernible best before date.
    I'm not sure if energy drinks can be immortal, but I think it might be immortal.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 6 років тому +166

      Best to keep it locked away for humanity's sake.

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 років тому +164

      Mentski drink it. You'll go fast af.

    • @DASyam-tb7qt
      @DASyam-tb7qt 6 років тому +171

      The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy Drinks, states that energy drinks cannot be created or destroyed in an isolated system.
      So as long as you don't open the can, it will be immortal.
      Trust me I have a PhD.

    • @Mentski
      @Mentski 6 років тому +128

      I'm considering either sealing it in a cave for eternity, or drinking it to see if I receive the quickening.

    • @ohmanthatguy2443
      @ohmanthatguy2443 6 років тому +22

      Sonic is no Mario, proceed with caution.

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 років тому +2547

    *What kind of sofa is that?*

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 років тому +82

      Simte a flat, hard, table-like couch.

    • @loweryss
      @loweryss 6 років тому +20

      i'm american, "sofa" means little to nothing to me anyway

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 років тому +13

      Simte a bofa

    • @bills6093
      @bills6093 6 років тому +67

      I'm American and have used the word all my life...

    • @shlimothy
      @shlimothy 6 років тому +19

      sofa deez nuts

  • @kallum96
    @kallum96 6 років тому +483

    Stuart left Norwich ? Wow the loss of Poundworld really hit him hard.

    • @pickleparty247
      @pickleparty247 6 років тому +156

      The lesser spotted Ashens is a migratory species, settling only in areas with large concentrations of tat shops and poundlands.

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 4 роки тому +7

      Big up Norwich

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 роки тому +5

      They refused to build some new roads, they forget traders need access to Dixons

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME Рік тому

      Norwich CT.?

  • @jaredbarton6161
    @jaredbarton6161 6 років тому +507

    "I'm getting sort of... diabetic."
    Excellent delivery on a usually-overdone joke.

  • @TheloniasBrowntail
    @TheloniasBrowntail 6 років тому +299

    I hear that when Duff goes out of date, they relabel it as Fudd and ship it to Shelbyville.
    Serves them right....

    • @Pau_Pau9
      @Pau_Pau9 6 років тому +10

      No, they label it "Puff"
      Make D to P, less effort

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 6 років тому +1

      I thought they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

    • @scarlett5924
      @scarlett5924 6 років тому +4

      thought it became pawtucket

    • @jaimethesnake8063
      @jaimethesnake8063 4 роки тому +1

      Thought it became Samuel Jacksons

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Рік тому +1

      I'd imagine that this beer would be relabled and it would be shipped to New England where it would ultimately end up in The Drunken Clam.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 років тому +715

    I'm liking the look of this flat, kitchen-based couch of sorts

    • @TheHonestSage
      @TheHonestSage 6 років тому +17

      It's surprisingly aesthetically lovely

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 років тому +14

      I like that table cloth I assume its from ikea

    • @wasdf999
      @wasdf999 6 років тому +2

      Okay? *SNORT*

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 6 років тому +13

      More people need to know about its creation! A kitchen couch for devouring food on...

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 роки тому +2

      @@GreatSageSunWukong bah ikea bah

  • @vwestlife
    @vwestlife 6 років тому +349

    Anybody else noticed that the left and right audio channels are reversed compared to what's shown in the video?

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 6 років тому +28

      VWestlife I scrolled down to find this comment and upvote it.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 6 років тому +101

      How did you manage to scroll all the way to reddit?

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 років тому +29

      VWestlife put your headphones on the wrong way round, problem solved

    • @123Yellowberry123
      @123Yellowberry123 6 років тому +3

      Yeah, I was confused about that.

    • @octodionis
      @octodionis 6 років тому +6

      Doubtful Guest
      He scrolled so fast he switched websites.

  • @warrenburger9907
    @warrenburger9907 6 років тому +135

    There's an energy drink that was created in east TN called Neurofuel that is the absolute best. Every can says "WARNING: May intensify the effects of alcohol and other drugs" which is a sign of a quality product.

    • @Solaceon
      @Solaceon 6 років тому +15

      If anything, that warning makes me want to try it more.

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic 6 років тому +2

      You got me interested, but I can't find any. Shame, honestly.

    • @Diabolicallaughter-
      @Diabolicallaughter- 5 років тому +6

      Thar warning is actually printed on each and every energy drink can here in Germany

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 років тому +10

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

    • @mckryall
      @mckryall 5 років тому +4

      The weird thing about Neurofuel (I'm currently trying to find information about it, because I've found it in stores but every single company related to it has been out of business for years and there's no information about in online) is that it has the supplement Piracetam, the original Nootropic drug. It's the only consumer product I've ever heard of with Piracetam in it, and good God does it give you focus. Feels more like being on a drug than having an energy drink.

  • @backyardgaming
    @backyardgaming 6 років тому +97

    Do you want some out of date Sunset Overdrive? I have one can left :-p

  • @h0lx
    @h0lx 6 років тому +457

    the pacman one looks like the blue liquid they pour on tampons in commercials

  • @PattyWagonYH
    @PattyWagonYH 6 років тому +177

    How many times has Stuart compared something to the contents of a catheter bag?

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 6 років тому +2

      Patty Wagon
      Who knows.

    • @mcbrodz1663
      @mcbrodz1663 5 років тому +2

      Patty Wagon he’s had many a catheter bag

    • @JMann97
      @JMann97 5 років тому

      Pfffft at least once I know that

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 роки тому +2

      @@kaistzar2831 a 70s prog rock band, to be specific.

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 4 роки тому +4

      Or done the Homer Simpson "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (item nammmmmme)" Oddly absent here.

  • @notsoalex
    @notsoalex 6 років тому +235

    I wouldn't be surprised if Ashens has an immune system like f***ing Zeus.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 6 років тому +35

      Some say, the only man who can match his immune system is Gordon Ramsey. And he didnt even eat the nasty shit knowingly.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 років тому +17

      On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being barry lewis and 10 being steve1989, I think he's about a 3.

    • @Thekaiserwill
      @Thekaiserwill 6 років тому +16

      I’ll be honest mate, I get ill a lot, mainly STDs though... weirdly...

    • @tonyc7879
      @tonyc7879 5 років тому +2

      I'd tend to disagree, as I distinctly recall him mentioning in numerous videos he's been ill/is just getting over being ill.
      I'm around Ashens age, and I haven't been poorly since my mid 20s, I'm not even registered with a GP. So I'd guess he has a pretty shite immune system if I can remember him mentioning he's been ill many times. Saying that though, when you're eating 25 year old spaghetti hoops and hanging round with Guru Larry that looks absolutely filthy (seriously that man makes me feel ill when he's on screen with his chip fat hair, spots and brown teeth) you'd expect to get ill a lot. I think I'd want a boiling hot shower and a tetanus shot if I ever got within 5 meters of Guru Larry. The man's a proper scruff, I can only imagine his home stinks of deep fryers and cigarettes, with a overflowing cat litter tray a few feet away from where he prepares food.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 роки тому

      an immune system that fucks everything it sees????

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna 6 років тому +221

    Sneaky Bloodborne Hunter in the window there.
    Ever vigilant...
    Ever watchful...
    Ever at the waiting for the coming nightmares...

    • @Omniprong
      @Omniprong 6 років тому +39

      Fear the old energy drinks. By the gods, fear them Lawrence.

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 років тому

      I have the same figma, hunters are everywhere

    • @flynnhtt
      @flynnhtt 6 років тому +1

      Biggest issue I had with it, they listed the pistol as the blunderbuss

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 років тому

      fear the nightmares that are HELLO KITTY!

    • @Zerciee
      @Zerciee 6 років тому +6

      Oh, Good Hunter, may you find your worth in the waking world...

  • @awwrelic
    @awwrelic 6 років тому +73

    Funny enough, I recall that "Kickapoo Joy Juice" is a reference to the very old American comic strip Lil' Abner. American soldiers appropriated the name during WWII to describe the stuff some of them were producing in their jury-rigged stills.

    • @awwrelic
      @awwrelic 6 років тому +2

      May very well have. I'm 56 and have lived most of my life in the Central Ohio area, but I've never seen that drink here. Lawsons and 7-11 stores used to be all over the Central Ohio area (in fact there used to be one just a few blocks up the street where I live) but they've been gone from this area for years. That particular Lawsons is now a small grocery store with the same design as the old Lawsons :)

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 6 років тому +3

      sixtopian It's still fairly common in the US Midwest, at least. Sold in glass bottles and bottled in the US.

    • @DrFrohman
      @DrFrohman 6 років тому +5

      sixtopian You're exactly right. The drink seems to have become particularly popular in Asian markets. Slightly off-topic: I remember Mega64 used to be sponsored by Kickapoo but seemingly stopped a while ago, not entirely sure when.

    • @pandaphil
      @pandaphil 6 років тому +4

      Same characters they used to promote Mountain Dew back in the dawn of time.

  • @callumcasey9156
    @callumcasey9156 6 років тому +25

    9:31 I work on a mini golf course and I can confirm that that drink looks EXACTLY like the dyed water we use - albeit with less algae covered slush puppie cups and other unspeakable horrors in it

  • @argosharru
    @argosharru 6 років тому +150

    You were supposed to drink the whole Hello Kitty can! Well, there goes another plan to kill Ashens... one day, sofa man, one day

    • @ellaaa1498
      @ellaaa1498 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine if that was the cause of your death… a cute cartoon kitty on an innocent “fizzy pop” can.

    • @NerdyBoiJay
      @NerdyBoiJay Рік тому +5

      It’ll be called “Goodbye Kitty”

  • @bentleywalker7087
    @bentleywalker7087 6 років тому +259

    Anyone remember the Sodastream video that the two did together years ago?

    • @robertcollins5307
      @robertcollins5307 6 років тому +20

      Bentley Walker yes !! Was one drink called " Dr pop or Dr Pete ? Cheap version of Dr peper!

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 років тому +23

      Yup, Doctor Pete. One of my favorite Ashens videos.

    • @PeterGodmez
      @PeterGodmez 6 років тому +1

      I do. All those sodas looked meh

    • @Atolm4
      @Atolm4 6 років тому +5

      Bentley Walker long have we waited for the sequel

    • @MattDearing
      @MattDearing 6 років тому +3

      Yeah I've watched that one more than a few times

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 років тому +287

    I wonder if the people who sent these still watch ashens

    • @purmpmcflurtin473
      @purmpmcflurtin473 6 років тому +129

      gferrol118 I sent him the Kickapoo! Still watching!

    • @ryanmulherin2682
      @ryanmulherin2682 6 років тому +14

      Purmp McFlurtin, holy shit magoli! You must be absolutely thrilled!

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 6 років тому +11

      Everyone still watches Ashens.

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 5 років тому +1

      @@purmpmcflurtin473 kickapoo is like my favorite soft drink 😂

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 6 років тому +135

    Out of date just means more energy! It’s fine! Trust me, you’re a doctor.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 років тому +10

      he's a doctor of Psychology, which is ironic because I genuinely believe he needs his head checked.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 років тому +4

      And a pirate captain, never forget that.

    • @lecj07
      @lecj07 6 років тому +2

      Thanks doctor Nick!

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Рік тому

      You're a doctor, Stuart. Deal with it.

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 6 років тому +284

    That combination energy drink at the end is by far the worst-looking thing Ashens has ever put on screen. It's somehow worse than the Century Egg and ancient olives.

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 років тому +56

      worst than whole chicken in a can?

    • @jonnyboi9026
      @jonnyboi9026 6 років тому +57

      The Bean no sir, nothing looks worse than the chicken in a can.

    • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
      @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 6 років тому +20

      Now he needs to mash up the century egg, the olives and the chicken and stir it in.

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 років тому +1

      I wonder if Ashen knows about canned duck. I actually ate them and it's made by a Chinese or Taiwanese company.

    • @theheadshot45
      @theheadshot45 6 років тому +8

      Whole chicken in a can is the worst thing on youtube.

  • @muhammadshafiq661
    @muhammadshafiq661 6 років тому +77

    NOW THIS IS THE ASHENS THAT I SUBSCRIBED TO

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 6 років тому

      . years been It's

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 6 років тому +25

    The sonic and pac man drinks were sold at Hot Topic for years

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 роки тому

      And Five Below. They used to have like 50 cans on the shelf of pac man drink back in 2015

  • @Zanthosus
    @Zanthosus 6 років тому +62

    I remember seeing these in a bargain store in America called Five Below like 5 years ago.

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 років тому +1

      Zanthosus Likewise!

    • @Patrick-bn5rp
      @Patrick-bn5rp 6 років тому +4

      Well, actually, this was like 8 months ago for me.

    • @daisuke6467
      @daisuke6467 6 років тому +2

      Zanthosus still have them lol

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 6 років тому +4

      Zanthosus I'd pick them up just to collect. Someone somewhere wants that Hello Kitty one, you mark my words.

    • @kristydee4998
      @kristydee4998 6 років тому

      Zanthosus they are still there!

  • @cainlightning5966
    @cainlightning5966 6 років тому +56

    The fact that you’ve used the exact same intro for like five years is impressive.

    • @atlasmoon5497
      @atlasmoon5497 6 років тому +18

      Cain Lightning broe, more like 10 years!!

    • @aaronwarrior
      @aaronwarrior 6 років тому +12

      If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

    • @cainlightning5966
      @cainlightning5966 6 років тому +4

      Wow, looks like i need to backtrack a bit.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 4 роки тому +2

      Hello!

    • @GageFilms
      @GageFilms 3 роки тому +1

      A great example of if ain't broke, don't fix it.

  • @TheHarryChanne1
    @TheHarryChanne1 6 років тому +37

    This is grossly incomplete without BRAWNDO the thirst mutilator! It has electrolytes, which plants crave.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 6 років тому +3

      The Harry Channel Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    • @BH4x0r
      @BH4x0r 6 років тому +4

      not only plants, the reason you can die by actually drinking too much water is that the amount of electrolytes in your body will get diluted to the point there's not enough of them anymore.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 років тому +59

    The original champagne glass is nothing like the modern flute btw guys... look it up that’s why everybody is confused by the anecdote about Antonette

    • @colinspeirs
      @colinspeirs 6 років тому +29

      The glass usually attributed to Marie-Antoinette"s anatomy is the champagne coupe. Seems to be an older design so not true, though she did have bowls to drink milk from that *were* modelled from her breast...

    • @Josheroo
      @Josheroo 6 років тому +13

      Colin Speirs That's what I came down to the depths of the UA-cam comment to to say :D. The myth is the champagne coupe is modeled on Antoinette's breasts but it predates Antoinette herself by about 100 years, if I remember correctly. Also it's from England originally.
      EDIT: Done a quick wiki check on my info and it seems I'm right "...the glass was designed in England over a century earlier especially for sparkling wine and champagne in 1663."

    • @murderspoon
      @murderspoon 6 років тому +8

      Josh Giles so youre saying *she* was modelled after the glass?

    • @CS-xo9qs
      @CS-xo9qs 6 років тому

      Originally champagne glasses were coups.

    • @johnhoward7069
      @johnhoward7069 6 років тому

      Coupes are just completely different cups and are used mostly for cocktails

  • @foxy3653
    @foxy3653 6 років тому +57

    Thank you Father Stewart

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 років тому +10

      Stuart, actually.

    • @foxy3653
      @foxy3653 6 років тому +7

      @@B_Skizzle I'm not an Ashens connoisseur, sorry that I don't know the exact spelling of a name.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +58

    Cousin Dan, Ashens and outdated energy drinks...what a splendid combination! :D

    • @TBSYR
      @TBSYR 6 років тому +8

      Fettige Finger that's the joke! If you watch their Barshens Channel, his 'nickname' is Cousin Dan

  • @Wieselkatze
    @Wieselkatze 6 років тому +156

    Most energy drinks are bad even when they are in date, so these must have been just beautifully delicious

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 років тому +4

      Wieselkatze I do like the taste Red Bull.

    • @derpaddy8130
      @derpaddy8130 6 років тому +3

      I could bath in the white Monster absolute zero stuff.

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 років тому +2

      michael hall Red Bull tastes very aggresive to me, but to each their own

    • @Wieselkatze
      @Wieselkatze 6 років тому +1

      M T gotta try them :) thx for the input

    • @Daxter250
      @Daxter250 6 років тому

      i only like the energy drink Race. but due to side effects i get from those energy drinks in general (shaky hands 'n shit) i don't drink any of them anymore.

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne 6 років тому +41

    Greater Yarmouth? Hunter in the background? Drinking strange, foul-tasting substances for hightened & increased vitality...?
    Oh dear.
    😐

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому

      Eh that describes more than one holiday.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 роки тому

      Oh good hunter...

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 років тому +157

    It's strange not seeing the brown sofa

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 6 років тому +27

      Not just strange, viscerally upsetting.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 років тому +5

      after the "incident" with eli, the sofa had to be deep cleaned ;)

    • @austinreavis4226
      @austinreavis4226 6 років тому

      @@MrScotttraynor "Incident"? What have I missed?

    • @AestheticFunk
      @AestheticFunk 6 років тому +1

      Scott Traynor Please explain the incident.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 років тому

      "Its a joke son".. ;)

  • @guyfawkes9951
    @guyfawkes9951 6 років тому +5

    Kickapoo Joy Juice was a soda that came out in the mid '60s in the US and it's named after newspaper cartoon character Lil Abner's favorite drink. It was meant to be a Mountain Dew competitor/ripoff.

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 6 років тому +94

    i thought kickapoo juice was from tenecious d .

    • @teh_supar_hackr
      @teh_supar_hackr 6 років тому +6

      That's what I thought too, but was then disappointed that it was'int.

    • @TheSMPStudios
      @TheSMPStudios 5 років тому +8

      Long a** f****** time ago in a town called Kickapoo...

    • @richardgerard1223
      @richardgerard1223 4 роки тому +2

      @@teh_supar_hackr There lived a humble family, religious through and through.

    • @NoName-wi2ww
      @NoName-wi2ww 4 роки тому +1

      But yea, There was a black sheep and he knew just what to do.
      His name was young JB,
      And he refused to step in line.

    • @francissicnarf9702
      @francissicnarf9702 4 роки тому +1

      @@NoName-wi2ww
      A vision he did see-eth fucking rocking all the time
      He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

  • @PSV1122
    @PSV1122 6 років тому +82

    13/07
    Yes.. that can was produced on the 13th month of 2007..

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 6 років тому +3

      Eu people read the date different

    • @og4407
      @og4407 6 років тому +11

      Lousy smarch weather

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 років тому +11

      Rob Spagrenetti More like Americans do. Day/Month/Year is by far the most common date format.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 років тому +2

      13th week surely?

    • @derkeksinator17
      @derkeksinator17 6 років тому +3

      The format is usually WWYY so 13th week of 07 is plausible

  • @RegalZephyr
    @RegalZephyr 4 роки тому +7

    That hunter in the background gained so much insight from watching these two men self flagellate by way of energy drink.

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 4 роки тому +13

    "It smells like cleaning product." It's an energy drink, there's no telling what it was like new.

  • @trevorgonzalez2616
    @trevorgonzalez2616 4 роки тому +4

    I like the hoonter keeping vigil in the background. A man of taste you are, Stuart

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 6 років тому +31

    "Out-of-date" is not the proper term. Should be "vintage".

  • @Maediros1
    @Maediros1 6 років тому +5

    as a resident of Great Yarmouth (sadly), can confirm that both the pacman energy drinks and the minigolf lagoons look so similar.

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 6 років тому +60

    4:12 Kickapoo Joy Juice is a really common soda here in the Midwest US! Not really an energy drink, it's comparable to like mountain dew or something.
    Also, in the US they come in glass bottles and are bottled here. I guess that Malaysian company had it licensed to them.

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 6 років тому +1

      Sam T I’m in California and I can get it i’m glass but I didn’t know they put it in cans or it was international .

    • @josephmoore1942
      @josephmoore1942 6 років тому +6

      Very strage. I've only known Kickapoo as a native american tribe from south Texas

    • @salmahyenasashimicheetah6888
      @salmahyenasashimicheetah6888 6 років тому +3

      Where in the Midwest, I've never seen it once in Missouri. If they had it here they'd probably rename it to "Sioux Joy Juice".

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 6 років тому +16

      Funnily enough Mountain Dew here (England, also home of Stuart) is branded an energy drink too. I'm fairly certain it's because of differing laws, probably because MD is so sugary it had to be rebranded as an energy drink to get around said laws. Also when I saw Kickapoo I thought it was a Tenacious D reference at first.

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 6 років тому +2

      MGX93dot more likely the added caffeine, used to be labeled as an energy drink here (Canada) as well until they rebranded the caffeine free variants and just discontinued the caffeinated originals.

  • @skillzguy30
    @skillzguy30 6 років тому +17

    When you wake up for a midnight snack to find Stewart Ashen wishes to keep you from going back to sleep.

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 5 років тому +1

      Or Slepp? *SACRIFICE YOUR BONES* 🦴

  • @wolflilith5137
    @wolflilith5137 6 років тому +3

    That last one reminds me of the game my friends used to 'play' at the self-serve soda machines. We called them 'suicide machines' when you mixed everything together and start drinking until you wanted to die.

  • @billyblakeley1
    @billyblakeley1 6 років тому +47

    Not Ryan, cousin dan

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 років тому

      oVGreenFlameVo YOLO wrong ryan, sorry

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 років тому +3

      Ej Ej *THERE IS NO RYAN - ONLY ZOOL!*
      Er, Cousin Dan I mean...

    • @ejej1187
      @ejej1187 6 років тому +1

      I'm serious this is not cousin Dan

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 років тому

      @@ejej1187 yes it is, check out Barshens.

  • @MinoTheShow
    @MinoTheShow 6 років тому +6

    Kickapoo Joy Juice is originally American, it’s based on the Lil’ Abner comic strip. They still make it here but it’s lacked any character art on the label for a few years (last time I can remember seeing the mascot on the label was 2012-ish)

  • @marcforrester7738
    @marcforrester7738 6 років тому +19

    You've done it! You've solved the mystery of what ads pour into tampons to show off their liquid capacity. It's Pac-Man juice.

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 6 років тому +3

    15:10 - That's, actually, quite terrifying. Wow. The only time I've seen something look quite like that, it came from a sump pump.

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 6 років тому +177

    Wish I could have joined ya for this one :^P

    • @wackstickles2
      @wackstickles2 6 років тому +17

      WrecklessEating on an Ashens vid!? What is this sorcery!?

    • @ianmclean2894
      @ianmclean2894 6 років тому +11

      WrecklessEating I thought you guys died

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 6 років тому +5

      I could've swore W.E. had the checc mark, hm. 🤔 welcome home

    • @rayfrmklz
      @rayfrmklz 6 років тому +4

      You would have puked 100%

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 6 років тому +4

      Mortos DerSoulStealer no just their channel did.

  • @spacemarinebob
    @spacemarinebob 6 років тому +6

    I had one of the hello Kitty drink when it was released - if I recall it was a rather tart cherry flavor - rather decent if I recall (if you liked cherry sodas)

  • @Tofuey
    @Tofuey 6 років тому +3

    Ah hearing that intro is like the sweet embrace of an old friend.

  • @Deceptiwolf
    @Deceptiwolf 5 років тому +3

    The latest in energy Drinks: Ashen's "Liquid Death", drink one, and you're done.

  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins 6 років тому +11

    A new house? There had better be a recording room for the old sofa.

  • @michelleyong2366
    @michelleyong2366 6 років тому +3

    Kickapoo was my childhood drink! It's not marketed as a energy drink, it's just a normal soft drink. it's not as popular as it used to be ever since more commercial drinks came into the market.

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 6 років тому +6

    I still have the sonic one at home collecting dust. I'll send it in 30 years mate.

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 6 років тому +1

    Irn Bru and lots of fizzy drinks in the UK have changed recipe due to the recently introduced tax designed to reduce sugar content. Lucozade used to have the slogan 'Powered by Glucose'. It is powered by artificial sweeteners with a bit of glucose now.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +176

    Why would you sip the 11year Off one? Are you okay, Stuart?

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun 6 років тому +27

      Bryce Mckenzie It is only natural.

    • @jarydseess945
      @jarydseess945 6 років тому +86

      Have you watched any of his videos? Lol

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 6 років тому +75

      After that piece of nearly 40 year old wedding cake, This is hardly an issue.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 років тому +1

      Magnat Cleo He didn't actually eat it, though.

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 6 років тому +32

      He has eaten things that are way older than that... But if they seem to have gone off, or legitimately moldy, he doesn't try it.

  • @vjpearce
    @vjpearce 3 роки тому +2

    That Pac-man drink reminds me of the old Blue Raspberryade Panda Pop. I used to like blending that with the Cherryade and getting an awesome purple colour. Nice tasting drink too.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 6 років тому +16

    The blue one seemed the most appealing of the lot. Energy drinks in their own right are probably more toxic than alcohol, due to how much sugar is ram-packed into them, but the Pac-Man berry-blue elixir seems like it would be the most appealing.
    But at least there was no artificial grape flavoured one. Authentic grape flavour is amazing for soda, but whatever they put in KA Grape is frankly monstrous. I'm not so sure about Bigga Grape either. In fact, rather than pursue fake grape, I'd go for the classic British "purple flavour", the humble blackcurrant.

    • @kommodore6691
      @kommodore6691 6 років тому +10

      They have a similar amount of sugar as soda/pop and many juices have more sugar even natural ones.
      Energy drinks are fine they are the new thing to be scared about like that devil music rock and roll. Energy drinks are water, carbonation, sugar and caffeine. And coffee has more caffeine, they don't make you hyper or worse for your health than Coke or coffee.

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 років тому +1

      GmodPlusWoW fake grape flavoring is shit

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 6 років тому

      David Pellegrini caffeine isn't good for everyone

  • @MrMagicMovies
    @MrMagicMovies 6 років тому +140

    Please tell me the brown sofa still exists...

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 6 років тому +30

      MrMagicMovies He better still have it or I riot.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 років тому +9

      In picture frames to the best IndieGoGo pledges....

    •  6 років тому +9

      Yeah but he re-skinned it, or how do you call it when you apply new fabric to a sofa. He said that a few video's back, it actually did look better there.

    • @Aehzur
      @Aehzur 6 років тому +11

      René Didden re upholstered ?

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 6 років тому +4

      It's considerably less messy to do this on a table.

  • @cathie4763
    @cathie4763 6 років тому +14

    Nice seeing Cousin Dan in another video, hi if you ever read this Ryan x

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 років тому

      Yifferson XD he's on Barshens quite often.

    • @cathie4763
      @cathie4763 6 років тому

      IanC14, that's where I'm most familiar with him, I just wish they'd do more videos together on this channel
      They have a good synergy

  • @plonkerboy900
    @plonkerboy900 6 років тому +2

    When I went to Cyprus a few years ago, I bought a Monster energy drink, now these have a shelf life of about 2 years. I opened it and took a sip and it tasted a bit weirder than they normally do. I look at the expiration date and it was 6 months out of date. It must have been sat on that shelf for 2 and a half years

  • @starrytwilight9540
    @starrytwilight9540 6 років тому +11

    *sees new upload from Ashens*
    Me: Woah! Now upload?! This one-
    *sees it’s about out of date food*
    Me: Even better! We all missed these!

  • @ArtistMarkFlynn
    @ArtistMarkFlynn 6 років тому +1

    I pondered my own existence when I stared at that Duff can alone on the table.

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 6 років тому +18

    "It says 13/07. Could this be 11 years out of date?"
    No. There is no 13th month.
    It's probably Japanese dating. yy/mm/dd
    13 = 2013. July 2013.

    • @michael.d.
      @michael.d. 4 роки тому

      there’s always the small but distinct possibility that it was 1/3/07, but I definitely agree, 13 should have immediately registered as a year rather than a month

  • @XmuertenegraX
    @XmuertenegraX 6 років тому +2

    The Bloodborne Hunter injects himself with tainted blood, but I don't think even he would put this stuff in his body.

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 6 років тому +26

    Every single day, millions of (or just one, actually) UA-camrs have to survive by eating expired or extremely cheap microwave food. With just 1 pound, you can help us bring more crap food for their suffering and our amusement.

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 5 років тому

    The duff can production code is 31415 so it was canned on Nov. 11 2015. It's expiration date is 6 months to 2 years later depending on the type of sweetener used.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 років тому +22

    My god! Out of date food products?? Have I travelled back in time?? :O

    • @photonicpizza1466
      @photonicpizza1466 6 років тому +14

      twocvbloke No, that'd make them not out of date

    • @PyroDaveProductions
      @PyroDaveProductions 6 років тому +1

      Forwards*

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 років тому

      No, I'm pretty sure he did nasty food videos in the past, so would have to travel backwards through time to get a freshly uploaded video on out-of-date dodgy foodstuffs, after all, the future has not been written yet... :P

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 6 років тому +1

    You know an energy drink is fizzy when you can very clearly hear it in your headphones.

  • @morgan32
    @morgan32 6 років тому +2

    It's always a little alarming to be drinking an energy drink from a can, not knowing the color vs pouring it into a cup and figureing out you've been drinking what looks to be drain cleaner, but back when I used to drink cheap gas station energy drinks I swear I got one that looked about the same to the bog water one they had at the end.

  • @novaiscool1
    @novaiscool1 6 років тому +1

    I believe the Duff energy drink is $2 and it has a fairly strong orange citrus flavor when fresh. I know my local 5 bellow still has some of these for sale.

  • @Solidus_Edge
    @Solidus_Edge 6 років тому +6

    Kickapoo? Is this the Tenacious D energy drink?

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 6 років тому

    Fantastic. You have me watching 2 dude's off screen drinking random(and mostly terrible) old drinks for nearly 20 minutes. And i want more.
    Excellent quality as always, gents.

  • @TwodeeTwodimensional
    @TwodeeTwodimensional 6 років тому +8

    Slowly everbody from Barshens shows up. I am totally ok with that.

  • @emmittmorgans8076
    @emmittmorgans8076 6 років тому

    Milo is readily available in the US at many Target stores (which seems fitting considering the other Target is in Australia)... I might have to eventually try it.

  • @sfighter0085
    @sfighter0085 6 років тому +2

    Wow, that concoction at the end look like either "Swamp Thing's" urine or Toxic Waste. LOL
    Fun video guys.

  • @ChristopherSobieniak
    @ChristopherSobieniak 6 років тому +1

    As some have mentioned "Kickapoo", at least the name and characters, originated in Al Capp's famous "Li'l Abner" comic strip.

  • @C0nnie
    @C0nnie 6 років тому +13

    love that bloodborne figure

  • @Zilten_
    @Zilten_ 6 років тому

    This is amazing because i actually have two cans of out of date Tornado energy drink "fermenting" on my shelf. One has been opened and resealed, whilst the other has never been opened. Im keen to see if theres a difference.

  • @imaplateoftoast
    @imaplateoftoast 6 років тому +45

    Uploaded 9 seconds ago , 1 view, no comments. Have I ascended?

  • @apathetk
    @apathetk 6 років тому

    Those of us in the USA (or at least in my part of the country) can still buy Kickapoo. Usually in a specialty soda store, but maybe in regular stores.

  • @griever18au
    @griever18au 6 років тому +9

    Either there's a weird spacial anomaly in that room, or the audio channels have been swapped, 'cause my eyes tell me Ryan's on the right, but my ears disagree.

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 4 роки тому

      I did not notice this until right now and this is not the first time I watched this. And now I'm upset.

  • @josephedwards3949
    @josephedwards3949 6 років тому

    We still sell Duff at my store in the states. It is supposed to taste like a Hi-C orange soda with an aftertaste like a Redbull.
    We also carry the Pac man one, a Dragonball Z one, Fleeb Juice (from Rick and Morty), and a pickle flavored energy drink.

  • @TacoTownUSA
    @TacoTownUSA 6 років тому +4

    Kickapoo JoyJuice is still sold in my area (northern Kentucky), it's damm good, and we have two flavors. One's the same as it is in the video, the other is a fruit punch sorta thing.

    • @TacoTownUSA
      @TacoTownUSA 6 років тому

      I mean obviously not if they're selling it in Malasia

    • @mrb692
      @mrb692 6 років тому

      Yo, NKY represent!

  • @joeblevins1061
    @joeblevins1061 6 років тому +2

    I never knew Kickapoo Joy Juice was real. I just know it from Li'l Abner, the comic strip, where it's supposed to be very strong liquor.

  • @dasheiten
    @dasheiten 6 років тому +15

    Is that Cousin Dan? :o

  • @nensondubois
    @nensondubois 6 років тому +1

    Oh man this is hilarious. How this man didn't die from some horrible sickness over the years never ceases to amaze me. One time I almost overdosed on caffeine in a library.
    Also, on an unrelated note, I'd like some Duff beer.

  • @mesozoic8879
    @mesozoic8879 6 років тому +11

    As if its 20 to 3 right now i need to go to sleep but i just cba

  • @soulfragrance
    @soulfragrance 6 років тому

    Seventeen minutes and fifty seconds of pure ashens no ads, *ouu what a night*

  • @SenshiSunPower
    @SenshiSunPower 6 років тому +3

    The middle of the screen is nice, but the couch in the top left of the screen is weird.
    Remember the time Ashen said he had a kitchen?

  • @robertbrookes2000
    @robertbrookes2000 4 роки тому

    Funnily enough Barr (the Scottish brand that make Irn-Bru) have made Sherbert Lemonade a few years ago.
    They also have plenty of artificial flavours: bubble gum, rhubard a nd custard and more.

  • @wizzenberry
    @wizzenberry 6 років тому +44

    Fun fact, ashens lives near me, near a small Tesco’s and a big Tesco’s, down the road from a police station in a place called sprowston, I saw him once when I had my old corsa and screamed at him

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 6 років тому +37

      With that kind of behaviour he probably doesn't live there anymore. Anyway are you sure it wasn't simon peg?

    • @wizzenberry
      @wizzenberry 6 років тому

      Sun Wukong I dunno ahaha I was young man

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 6 років тому

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay how long ago was this? That's fucking awesome

    • @oppop121
      @oppop121 6 років тому

      Live round the corner from small Tescos on Wroxham road😂

    • @mursukkiii
      @mursukkiii 6 років тому +11

      Trailers ‘N’ gameplay If that is true you are awful person for telling this to the people and you should feel bad. I have heard from lots of UA-camrs that it is highly upsetting when ones personal information and life is exposed. Shame on you.

  • @numbtee8478
    @numbtee8478 6 років тому

    ...thank you for the Lucozade plug....I'm a fan since me dad introduced us...and I'm Canadian....and due to "importation" laws....I'm not allowed to drink it another day....since two-thousand and something....bugger!...it is truly very good for you....

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 років тому +10

    "Bath bomb in a glass" makes liquid, pink soap sound far too elegant.

  • @swedishZ0mBi3
    @swedishZ0mBi3 6 років тому +1

    Ah I remember these cans. I use to collect energy drink cans when I was a teenager.

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 6 років тому +4

    Is Ryan replacing Dan? Is Plinketto replacing BotW??

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 5 років тому

    As a kid me and my mates used to drink one called AC/DC. It came in a brown can and I actually remember it being quite nice.
    Id love to try one now, but they have definitely been discontinued by whatever company made them.

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 років тому +17

    Stay safe ashens

  • @JonasClark
    @JonasClark 6 років тому

    Kickapoo Joy Juice is from the defunct American comic strip "Lil' Abner." It was stuff (never explicitly identified as alcohol) with legendarily killer potency. It eventually was made as a citrus soda pop, similar to Mello Yello, and that soda is still being made in the USA As is Mello Yello). It's not an energy drink. I quite like it, as sugary citrus soda goes. It's kind of lemon-grapefruit, and yes, the American stuff is also neon yellow.

  • @geoserenity
    @geoserenity 6 років тому +3

    moving house? ...what of the sofa?
    also, i learned about the champagne glass from watching allo allo (currently on drama at 14:00 y’know)

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 6 років тому

    I love Kickapoo Joy Juice. Here in Washington State, Fred Meyer stores sell it in over-priced glass bottles.