Patrice O'Neal - White Woman
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- From Patrice O'Neal - Elephant in the Room
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I’m thanking one in particular. Bad titties in the front row. Thank you so much. Thank you, audience coordinator, for putting those titties up in the front row. God bless you. Those are distracting me. I was s’posed to come out, “oh, hey, hello.” Henh. Meh. Meh, meh. Meh, yeah. Oh, y’all here? Yeh, huh, meh. You look lovely, though, by the way. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Congratulations, my friend. I’m glad y’all here. It’s very good. Yo, congratulations to you, my friend. Look at that white woman you’re with. God damn! That n i g g a behind you going, “yeah, son, I’m wit’ my girl, but yo, for real?” That white woman’s amazing, isn’t she? Tell the truth! He’s wit’ his black girlfriend, like, “naw, I don’t- I don’t know.” But that, she’s high level. That’s a high level white woman right there. That white woman is- that is- man, oh, man, oh, man! Black woman get mad at that. But that is top shelf white woman right there. You know how you can tell how pretty a white woman is?
The value? You look at her, and then you wonder how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Come on, take a look. Take a look. Look at this n i g g a lookin’. Look, look, look, look! Oo-ooooo. I saw you look mad, sweetie. How long, if you was missin’, how long you think they would- how long you think- exac- she don’t even- she went- you know the deal. I ain’t saying nothin’ wrong. White woman’s life is valuable. What’s his name, Joran van der Sloot? Right? We found out he was a serial kill- man, he kills women. That’s what he do. He do it well, you know what I mean? We know the girl that he- that he, you know, supposedly had, uh- what’s the girl in Aruba? Natalee Holloway. Right? But the one- he just killed a girl in Peru. What’s her name? Um… Exactly.
relevant to the incoming news cycle
Exactly why I came to this video.
@@raabrussell9341 yup. this girl is worth at LEAST 6 months, top shelf whitey. hopefully they find her and she marries me.
Came right here when I saw that story trending on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣
That's why I'm here
Exactly why I'm here
"... The girl in Peru, what's her name??? Exactly" 🤣🤣🤣
LBFM = that Peru girl. Not whitey enough for a name. Shame.
Lmao damn dude was right, I was young to hear about the ones he’s talking about, but this gabby girl, 😂😂 24/7 coverage, it’s insane
So if she was black then thats ok with you?
@@edwardsmedberg2324 if she was black you wouldn't even know about it. same if she was mexican, middle eastern. etc
And if the missing person was a man, that's pretty much brushed under the rug.
@@edwardsmedberg2324 you’re missing the joke, that’s his whole point
@@buknoy1969 exactly
Absolutely the best comedian I ever saw that could play to the room in front of him and half the show could be a riff off the top of his head. Miss this guy so much......
Some of the stuff that seemed off the top of his head was probably preplanned. Like, if that woman wasn't sitting there, he would have picked a different white woman for the bit. It's still a performing skill to have it seem so natural and in the moment.
No doubt he had scenarios in his act that simply needed people for. Listen to the “Confrontational Chicken Lady” bit though in one of his live recordings where the lady was eating chicken fingers and looked bored. He let her have it a little and then spent like 10 minutes ripping her to pieces….was very funny. That is an example where he riffed off the cuff and dynamically worked the room…..
Patrice = LEGEND
everything he said there is the truth.
I immediately thought of this when I heared that Gabby Petito went missing and at the moment of writing, her body is likely to have been found. I'm in Australia and somehow this is news here.
YES!
You too ey? Like I'm not taking away anything from Gabby or her family, but we know minorities wouldn't get the same attention and love. Unless they were the person of interest.
I actually came to this clip to paste it as a comment on one of the Gabby Petito stories, but I forgot that Patrice spent the first part talking about titties, so people might not get it.
@@adamgordon6435 there's another clip on here with that part cut out. Try that one
EXACTLY WHY I’M HERE
Patrice had "missing white woman syndrome" down before it was a thang.
This bit aged so well with recent events in Florida
he is right about missing white women everybody will look for them
Gabby Petito sent me here
Here due to Gabby P case all over damn news when we have Thousands of BLACK FEMALES MISSING. Classic . RIP Patrice ONeal
Exactly Queen. Stay safe out here
@@thanosalaarson8290 Will do. Thank you u very much. 🙌🏾💯😘
Works both ways, every time some black criminal gets shot by the cops it's national news, you never see that for a white, Hispanic, Asian, etc.
Im missing Patrice’s standup. High level white woman!😂
Mitrice Richardson is a young black woman that went missing in Cali under EXTREMELY MYSTERIOUS circumstances regarding the police in an affluent area, also beautifu,l but black, so the case received a fraction of the media attention this Gabby case has received. Things are very clear.
Patrice was the absolute GOAT
Yep! The missing factor. Very true.
Patrice O’neil was a fvkng genius comedian! BRILLIANT!!!!
How many came after the Gabby story.
What’s her name? Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
GREAT WORK
Patrice O'Neal looks like Eddie Leverts child he had on the road during the Ojay days, and forgot all about.
Him and Gerald Levert resemble.
I came here for Gabby the angel XD
Starts at 1:40
What's her name?
Exactly!
Stephany Flores Ramírez
Saturday Night Live ripped off this whole bit in their Weekend Update segment in October 2, 2021. Shame on you Michael Che.
@1:12 Joe Budden just kicking it..
was that really joe budden ?
@@petar2761 nah
Stephany Flores Ramirez
Here after reading about California's new "Ebony alert" law for missing black women.. I know there's a joke here somewhere
Patrice 🤝 Ralphie May
Family guy did it too
Where can I find that?