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  • @spykidtalksaboutanything4395
    @spykidtalksaboutanything4395 5 років тому +991

    Mark putting the “good times” tape in the wedding truck was one of the best parts of the video

  • @elliot8667
    @elliot8667 6 років тому +1868

    "if you saw sugar flyin' past you, its actually cocaine. Dont worry about it we threw it in for free"

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 2 роки тому +394

    lmao the "have a good day, go fk yourself" after each customer never gets old 😂😂😂

  • @SonicDashie759
    @SonicDashie759 6 років тому +2399

    "I used to play trumpet! I did this in high school!"
    *doot*
    "I was first chair!"
    *doot*
    "I'm good and talented!"
    *doot*
    "I don't regret my life choices!"
    *doot*
    "I could've been an engineer!"
    *doot*
    "And contributed to society."
    *doot*
    "Instead I'm pretending to play a game..."
    *doot*
    "In virtual reality."
    *doot*
    "And all of my crushing woes..."
    *doot*
    "And thoughts keep me awake at night."
    *doot*
    "I just think about all the wasted..."
    *doot*
    "Potential that went to waste."
    *doot*
    "I can't even say words right..."
    *sad doot*

    • @retrogamer32138
      @retrogamer32138 5 років тому +87

      i am just an idiot
      *trumpet*
      i am not great
      *trumpet*
      i know 22 letters
      *trumpet*
      i don't have a life
      *trumpet*
      i can't sing
      *trumpet*
      you can just tell me
      *trumpet*
      to shut up
      *trumpet*
      why?
      *trumpet*
      cause why not
      *trumpet*
      AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
      *bass boosted trumpet*
      well im now just
      *trumpet*
      N O T F U N N Y

    • @zxchmonya9153
      @zxchmonya9153 5 років тому +13

      I almost died of laughter

    • @Yellow-Banana
      @Yellow-Banana 5 років тому +4

      ?

    • @alexandblaise
      @alexandblaise 5 років тому +29

      21:06

    • @hannahkemp4581
      @hannahkemp4581 5 років тому +3

      SonicDashie759 ummmmmmmmm OK 🤨

  • @hyzenthlay1265
    @hyzenthlay1265 8 років тому +2090

    When he first started using the pink for the sign I thought he was gonna draw a pink moustache, I should've known better

  • @antoniamercurio8411
    @antoniamercurio8411 6 років тому +1047

    “I DON’T KNOW SPORTS I WAS A NERD!”😂😂😂
    I choked on my milkshake.

  • @jacobmaline4357
    @jacobmaline4357 8 років тому +625

    Mark's sarcasm and sassiness are what make this series so great!

    • @GrayLowe
      @GrayLowe 8 років тому +1

      Ikr. In fact two of them went into my favorites list

    • @GrayLowe
      @GrayLowe 8 років тому

      +Charlie Gaming that's one of them on my favorite's list

    • @GrayLowe
      @GrayLowe 8 років тому

      +Charlie Gaming how much do they cost?

    • @cole-ze4vl
      @cole-ze4vl 8 років тому

      +advanced gamer $800

    • @PRblaze
      @PRblaze 8 років тому

      so true 😂

  • @snowyyy009
    @snowyyy009 4 роки тому +529

    "I used to play trumpet in high school!"
    *Flashes to Unus Annus*
    That didn't go so good...

  • @wyntxr
    @wyntxr 4 роки тому +646

    Mark: A potato, it’s just so last century!
    Seán: WHAT?!

  • @VindiVinchi1
    @VindiVinchi1 3 роки тому +307

    “This is nothing compared to my student loans” oh I felt that.

  • @danielkids4603
    @danielkids4603 8 років тому +656

    He said this and i laughed so hard "If you saw sugar fly passed you it was cocain."

    • @pyrix
      @pyrix 8 років тому +6

      past* you.

    • @spencerwagner8224
      @spencerwagner8224 7 років тому +1

      Lorelei Catpaw was that necessary?

    • @spencerwagner8224
      @spencerwagner8224 7 років тому +2

      Hrkissyfur13 you are confused I never replied to the person who corrected his/her grammar,read before you reply to anything please.

    • @klaus3732
      @klaus3732 7 років тому +2

      Daniel Kids y la el que ercrcxSsvssps

    • @agamersgeekyfriend1455
      @agamersgeekyfriend1455 7 років тому +3

      I was eating breakfast and it came out

  • @masterofnone9457
    @masterofnone9457 6 років тому +272

    404: Car Not Found
    Green battery? Okay! *installs nuclear reactor into the car*

    • @RatifiedWeirdo
      @RatifiedWeirdo 5 років тому +2

      I swear to got I almost choked in me tea while reading this comment xD

    • @MasTheFreak
      @MasTheFreak 5 років тому +1

      just so you know, thats 619: Car Not Found, not 404:

    • @judaiyuki5597
      @judaiyuki5597 5 років тому

      @@MasTheFreak i really hope you were joking there dude

    • @milesupshur9614
      @milesupshur9614 4 роки тому

      Still more green than Solar.

    • @PrincessAnna-l4o
      @PrincessAnna-l4o 4 роки тому

      Hi! Guys

  • @EmperorPal
    @EmperorPal 8 років тому +195

    12:50 "I'll do my best". 'dips pink paint'
    it's obvious what he had in mind haha

    • @EmperorPal
      @EmperorPal 8 років тому +9

      21:10 Mark's first jazz blues

    • @crispeoptryx003
      @crispeoptryx003 8 років тому +4

      +KJ Ritua Well it could of been moustache...

    • @KabayanJo-b3z
      @KabayanJo-b3z 8 років тому +1

      +TacoGamer666 #Touche

    • @EmperorPal
      @EmperorPal 8 років тому +1

      Daniel and Niko Hate Everything who's this "We" you're referring to?

    • @EmperorPal
      @EmperorPal 8 років тому +2

      no wait, the name is a dead give away

  • @pretzelbitz7683
    @pretzelbitz7683 8 років тому +67

    21:11 as a band kid I can confirm that this moment I'd every band kid to ever exist and there's no denying it

  • @dakota6646
    @dakota6646 6 років тому +644

    the part with the trumpet killed me

    • @jacobtucker4889
      @jacobtucker4889 6 років тому +1

      Sad_Barto ikr XD

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 6 років тому +16

      Shit. Another one dead! That's the third one this week! I will now preform the funeral. We are gathered here today, in holy matramon- wait.

    • @happygoluckydogeburgnester583
      @happygoluckydogeburgnester583 6 років тому +1

      YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR SINS WITH YOUR SOUL. *Takes soul and destroys it* BYE-BYE!

    • @fidelsanchez7295
      @fidelsanchez7295 6 років тому

      Sad_Barto ikr haha

    • @nathanlegal7685
      @nathanlegal7685 6 років тому

      Sad_Barto agreed

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 5 років тому +76

    "Man, I'm glad you guys took over and gave away all of our freedom to everything else except for us."
    *Notices Lemon car*
    "H U H"

  • @alvinchikara1246
    @alvinchikara1246 5 років тому +94

    i love how Mark just throws away everything he touches in these job simulator videos

  • @jacobg9830
    @jacobg9830 6 років тому +627

    Have some headlights. It's got what plants crave!

    • @gloriachristopher8659
      @gloriachristopher8659 5 років тому +8

      Oh you've watched the other ones.

    • @strawberrypimp5347
      @strawberrypimp5347 5 років тому +15

      IM A STORE CLERK
      Now: IM AN ENGINEER

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +19

      Have a radioactive cactus
      *It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!*

    • @OnlyOneJosh
      @OnlyOneJosh 4 роки тому +2

      Gloria Christopher why wouldn’t he?

    • @Dougyy
      @Dougyy 4 роки тому +2

      Someone make this a shirt lmao

  • @coraconsley9707
    @coraconsley9707 6 років тому +398

    Mark says "Well I WAS a nerd!" Every 20 Million people that watch you say "Mark you ARE a nerd."

    • @ridanoor3228
      @ridanoor3228 5 років тому +3

      😂 lol

    • @mischievousgames9130
      @mischievousgames9130 4 роки тому +3

      Grammar is that one annoying friend, who everyone disrespects

    • @ElKorgus
      @ElKorgus 4 роки тому

      @@mischievousgames9130 Hahaha, chuff monad nonfat, Montecito bore fund mall bell. Hahaha

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 4 роки тому +2

      @@ElKorgus
      What?

    • @ElKorgus
      @ElKorgus 4 роки тому

      @@robertstephen8372 I said, Hahaha, chuff monad nonfat, Montecito bore fund mall bell. Hahaha. Get it?

  • @tracytron7162
    @tracytron7162 4 роки тому +29

    I laughed WAY too hard at the "I'm gonna piss in your gas tank" part 🤣

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 11 місяців тому +4

      "And I'm gonna do it right now, godamn it!"
      *Unzips pants*

  • @TrashFireChaos
    @TrashFireChaos 8 років тому +450

    I'm watching Mark hold a computer in front of a computer looking at a computer with a computer behind the the computer looking at the computer, on a computer

    • @lmbarak
      @lmbarak 8 років тому +9

      +Derp Man “Discord” DWN: 999 Markception

    • @woona7178
      @woona7178 8 років тому +1

      Wat

    • @jamesobrien2134
      @jamesobrien2134 8 років тому +2

      #mindfuckcomputor

    • @roobles1019
      @roobles1019 8 років тому +1

      I got lost at computer number three

    • @XHG231
      @XHG231 8 років тому +1

      69 Likes means????

  • @BossCrazyRoss
    @BossCrazyRoss 7 років тому +121

    21:07 i held my laughs together until now, but when he played the trumpet, i could not handle it any more, i just let it all out.... 😁😁😆😆

    • @hahrf_0149
      @hahrf_0149 7 років тому +1

      You are not alone... that part should have a remix.

    • @jasmeetk0
      @jasmeetk0 7 років тому +1

      Wow, I didn't even last through the first parting greeting Markimoo gave.

    • @codysangVAvods
      @codysangVAvods 7 років тому

      I love you go fuck yourself

  • @amandashelton8030
    @amandashelton8030 7 років тому +280

    Lol as soon as he said "Boink" my phone fell on
    My face

    • @melainecomeau9196
      @melainecomeau9196 6 років тому +6

      Chara Dreemur R.I.P. ur lip

    • @coreypatton6290
      @coreypatton6290 6 років тому +4

      Chara Dreemur EVERYONE GET HELP, CHARA HURT THEIR LIP!

    • @animeshades
      @animeshades 6 років тому +1

      That's never happened to my cuz I don't lie down all the way I lay on pillow and close to the wall.. does it hurt to drop your phone on your face?

    • @Alpha-yk9dh
      @Alpha-yk9dh 6 років тому +1

      Apirl Animal Animations! Yes.

    • @cloudycvsmix5636
      @cloudycvsmix5636 6 років тому +1

      Adrianna shelton u just got booped!!!!! ;-;

  • @ThePentadecagon
    @ThePentadecagon 6 років тому +43

    I love how he just casually stuck a banana in that taxis exost pipe

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 7 років тому +97

    How ironic. He crashed after a car with 404.

  • @yaheadah
    @yaheadah 8 років тому +96

    I'm literally alternating between jack and mark when it comes to these job simulator games

    • @lyricdistribution163
      @lyricdistribution163 8 років тому

      +FiveNightsAtFreddys SAME XD

    • @yaheadah
      @yaheadah 8 років тому

      +Nell Games I agree w that

    • @krazykrazy14100
      @krazykrazy14100 8 років тому

      +Nell Games Mark does what I would do if I had that game xD

    • @yaheadah
      @yaheadah 8 років тому

      +Daniel and Niko Hate Everything ok then leave his channel. it's that simple

    • @yaheadah
      @yaheadah 8 років тому +1

      +ItsArctic™ in some ways, I can see what you mean. but hey, they're good friends :)

  • @TonyGaming1984
    @TonyGaming1984 7 років тому +224

    "If you saw sugar flying past you, it was actually cocaine"

  • @heylookitsellie5758
    @heylookitsellie5758 5 років тому +28

    13:21
    Mark: Yeah, that’s good
    Me: I think we all know what that is; the only thing that Markiplier can paint/draw

  • @disguisedmeataxk8620
    @disguisedmeataxk8620 8 років тому +65

    lol I saw the "really" in the burrito at the end

  • @HoHanonnona
    @HoHanonnona 8 років тому +262

    Imma start yelling "I love you. Go fuck yourself!" xD

    • @galaxybva2196
      @galaxybva2196 8 років тому +3

      Samee XDD

    • @emivenus
      @emivenus 8 років тому +2

      +Bill Cipher I wish Bill cipher said that :p

    • @galaxybva2196
      @galaxybva2196 8 років тому

      +Charlie Gaming omg lol XDD

    • @HoHanonnona
      @HoHanonnona 8 років тому

      Charlie Gaming well to be honest... I would love to fuck myself xD

    • @jocelynmills1992
      @jocelynmills1992 8 років тому

      lmao same

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 7 років тому +69

    I love how the motion tracking on the hand mimics Mark's gestures, so we get a first person view of being Mark xD

  • @yahooanswers4843
    @yahooanswers4843 6 років тому +21

    He's so needlessly aggressive I love it

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 8 років тому +1157

    I keep forgetting that Mark has legs! lol I have to stop doing that!

  • @estebanchhavez919
    @estebanchhavez919 8 років тому +1490

    RIP-Markiplier 2011-2016 "He could've been an engineer ..........."

  • @pablof.1560
    @pablof.1560 8 років тому +765

    Markiplier said he could have contributed to society by being an engineer, but he does way more by helping depressed people and doing charities. He puts a smile on my face. I know this is an older video, but I just wanted this to be here as a note of proof of how I feel about Mark. I was very depressed. I still am a very gloomy and sad person, but I was in a dark place. I had suicidal thoughts and even tried once. Fun fact: Human beings cannot drown themselves without any type of weight. Their brain will eventually force them about the water if they don't have something forcibly holding them down. Anyways, I tried and I'm so glad that my brain works that way. I still don't like my life, but I'm in the process of making it better. Mark puts a smile on my face with ever video. His crying makes me cry every time and it honestly helps me a lot. My tears make me smile and bring me to peace. So yea, I don't care if Mark never sees this, because it's most likely that he never will, but thank you.
    Sincerely,
    A 13 year-old skrub

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 роки тому +19

    The entertainment value of this video is so damned high, this is definitely a favorite.

  • @in0blivion75
    @in0blivion75 7 років тому +31

    I love how in this specific one, I feel like he kinda loses his shit...
    I mean, grunting?

  • @lenguini4035
    @lenguini4035 4 роки тому +14

    i was rewatching this and i heard him say, “Kobe!” at 21:57 and that just mad me so sad.

  • @MessagerOfHell
    @MessagerOfHell 8 років тому +62

    You know, when I saw Mark picking the pink paint I was thinking he was going to draw a mustache. Did anyone else get that feeling?

    • @oliviacat01
      @oliviacat01 8 років тому

      I did.

    • @umnatakeexe5075
      @umnatakeexe5075 8 років тому +3

      Right? I was just like, "Hmm. Well that's a weird way to start drawing a mustache."
      But a penis is more like Mark. lol.

    • @ibrokeaparttoplaythegame1746
      @ibrokeaparttoplaythegame1746 8 років тому +1

      no I knew he was going to draw that dick XD

    • @peril7531
      @peril7531 8 років тому

      No I knew he was going to draw a pen15

    • @mitchellmidkiff1165
      @mitchellmidkiff1165 8 років тому +1

      Been watching drunk minecraft again, and they used pink wool for the penis builds. As soon as he chose pink I thought "Oh god, dont do it!" then laughed my ass off

  • @hetaliaisreligion9828
    @hetaliaisreligion9828 6 років тому +65

    opens hood and sees three batteries, WhAt iS tHiS

  • @purplepumpkinz867
    @purplepumpkinz867 7 років тому +31

    "Uh I'm gonna give you a uh gas guzzling son of a beatch" I loved that xD I crack up every time

  • @akopquake5420
    @akopquake5420 7 років тому +376

    He said "I could have been an engineer. I could have contributed to society." I was like Mark senpai... you already do

    • @xxyoungtoxicxx1996
      @xxyoungtoxicxx1996 6 років тому +2

      AkopQuake no response

    • @jordyn1902
      @jordyn1902 6 років тому +18

      “mark senpai” you need jesus

    • @animeshades
      @animeshades 6 років тому +1

      I don't tell people I say mark senpia. I don't want my friends irl to know X3 so I make videos on UA-cam about it cuz only 2 friends know my channel and wacth my videos but they don't care X3 don't feel bad

    • @shminkelshmoink678
      @shminkelshmoink678 6 років тому

      Apirl Animal Animations! Disgusting

    • @marshallst.martin5245
      @marshallst.martin5245 6 років тому +1

      Ok then is your real name yandere chan

  • @ashley92438
    @ashley92438 8 років тому +159

    when it said headlight fluid I instantly thought of Gavin from Rooster Teeth

    • @weebl101
      @weebl101 8 років тому +2

      +Ashley Harrell I can't wait for AH to play this game

    • @vladdracula2643
      @vladdracula2643 8 років тому +5

      +Ashley Harrell Or RvB

    • @Radarriderr
      @Radarriderr 8 років тому

      +Ashley Harrell I think everyone should fill up on blinker fluid!

    • @GrimmLores
      @GrimmLores 8 років тому +2

      Same here! Excited to see how they react. Maybe Gavin was on to something >;)

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 8 років тому

      When he started I thought that Potato GLaDOS in the engine

  • @Antonio-ex3st
    @Antonio-ex3st 4 роки тому +34

    When Mark said "Kobe", I felt that.

  • @shinyhunteralec
    @shinyhunteralec 8 років тому +46

    Did anyone else get dizzy from watching this? Now I know Mark shakes his head a lot x.x

  • @thepeanutgallery9980
    @thepeanutgallery9980 8 років тому +271

    Mark are you...doing alright?
    ...Ya need a hug, buddy?

    • @darktrooperdalek7991
      @darktrooperdalek7991 8 років тому +9

      He seems like he hates this game.

    • @dreamer12387
      @dreamer12387 8 років тому

      ggg

    • @darktrooperdalek7991
      @darktrooperdalek7991 8 років тому

      +Graysongdl Overall? Or just while playing this?

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 8 років тому +3

      +The Peanut Gallery he's a thirty something years old whose job it is to be a dyed, infantile, screaming "entertainer". It's bound to backfire sometimes.

    • @graysongdl
      @graysongdl 8 років тому

      DarktrooperDalek Wow. Markiplier seriously deleted my comments? Now that's low.

  • @nickmastervlogs
    @nickmastervlogs 4 роки тому +10

    Mark, this is a personal note cause I'm going through some rough times. Watching your videos really helps put a smile on my face. You are truly a therapist with entertainment

  • @TheBoozerLoser
    @TheBoozerLoser 4 роки тому +24

    the one where they said that the dude took his dads car out was referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off. :D

  • @gtwill188
    @gtwill188 8 років тому +13

    The humor in this was non stop and fast paced. I loved it.

  • @TheGamerInDisguise
    @TheGamerInDisguise 8 років тому +9

    21:17 "I don't regret my life choices! I could have been an Engineer!" XD

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +32

    The engine is very heavy and really weighs the vehicle down, that should be the first thing to go.

  • @alyssaford8875
    @alyssaford8875 6 років тому +54

    Mark: I was dropping as hard as I could!
    Me: LMAO

  • @PureElixir
    @PureElixir 8 років тому +359

    I have this feelings that Mark never liked Job Simulator.

    • @blakops000007
      @blakops000007 8 років тому +4

      +VIXX Starlight It's boring to him if I would be playing it I would have fun

    • @erendagenhart8774
      @erendagenhart8774 8 років тому +6

      I think is because those jobs, in real life, like... you would me angry if you worked at that, so Mark is just acting. Note:( Sorry for bad english ;P )

    • @swimfreestyle18
      @swimfreestyle18 8 років тому +7

      +Prehistoric Gaming agreed. this games the same thing second time around. he just did it for us viewers really...

    • @lexi7598
      @lexi7598 8 років тому +3

      Same..

    • @sephkurai
      @sephkurai 8 років тому +12

      +PureElixir It's a job simulator it wouldn't be a simulation if he enjoyed it XD

  • @SallySallySourScream
    @SallySallySourScream 8 років тому +34

    How bout you eat a giant bill~

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 8 років тому +75

    "Headlight Fluid" - Gavin Free '12

    • @disco2587
      @disco2587 8 років тому

      uh

    • @OdinCasts
      @OdinCasts 8 років тому +1

      just look up headlight fluid on youtube, see what comes up.

    • @OdinCasts
      @OdinCasts 8 років тому +2

      it's even the same bottle in the game as it is in the animated.

    • @zararule427
      @zararule427 8 років тому

      Roosterteeth?

    • @KirbySmasher48
      @KirbySmasher48 8 років тому

      OMG 20:01 MEH FAVRIOT

  • @bneeps
    @bneeps Рік тому +5

    I remember first watching this when I was younger and thinking that mark drew a fancy round T on the paint board. I have since realized what he actually drew.

  • @Roxxis666
    @Roxxis666 8 років тому +47

    I cast magic missile into the darkness!

    • @Xniol
      @Xniol 8 років тому

      +Redcometchar was that an elsword reference?

    • @Gayporeon
      @Gayporeon 8 років тому +1

      +Xniol Actually, it's from Dungeons and Dragons.

    • @omarnreaper
      @omarnreaper 8 років тому +1

      +Wiffles “The Wiffles” Wifflemeister I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    • @devenrichey3781
      @devenrichey3781 7 років тому

      Wiffles Wifflemeister q

  • @nullhapppyboy1859
    @nullhapppyboy1859 7 років тому +153

    I will paint it yellow the color of your belly! 😂

  • @colelipe4072
    @colelipe4072 8 років тому +53

    I'd like to see him play trumpet.

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 6 років тому +72

    26:19, From Gorme Chief, That Robot Proposed to a female Robot. And that robot looks just like the one in the Gorme Chief Job.
    Coincidence????? I think not, now they're married. :D :D Good for them. :)

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 5 років тому +6

      Gorme Chief??? Do you mean Gourmet Chef? Was the job called Gourmet Chef? He seemed more like a line cook

    • @PrincessAnna-l4o
      @PrincessAnna-l4o 4 роки тому +1

      Hi! Guys

  • @kaelinsherman2642
    @kaelinsherman2642 6 років тому +117

    “EAT...A...GIANTT......BILL!” Me:😱😂😂😂

  • @puppylea9758
    @puppylea9758 7 років тому +38

    "Its looking very- CaR"

  • @BlueFlameStudiosOfficial
    @BlueFlameStudiosOfficial 8 років тому +54

    ....Headlight fluid? Donut is that you?

    • @BakerStreetAssassin
      @BakerStreetAssassin 8 років тому +2

      If you were looking for elbow grease on the other hand... well then you're just an idiot. ;)

    • @ThePsycher666
      @ThePsycher666 8 років тому +1

      +The Foxy Within no u buy elbow grease at the store

    • @BakerStreetAssassin
      @BakerStreetAssassin 8 років тому

      The Psycher Donut doesn't believe in elbow grease.

    • @ThePsycher666
      @ThePsycher666 8 років тому

      i thought he did

    • @4569packers
      @4569packers 8 років тому

      Theres really nothing to it when you're using head... light.... fuild.....

  • @meowthchu7307
    @meowthchu7307 6 років тому +12

    mark you have already did something for soceity you have millions of fans you have more recognition when you stayed a youtuber you have helped many with depression and make millions happy

  • @sketchessays6940
    @sketchessays6940 7 років тому +7

    21:22 oh look. summing up my life with the Trumpet.

  • @cameroncorson5446
    @cameroncorson5446 8 років тому +14

    "What kind of fluid you want? I got oil but I also have sriracha."
    Yeah, those two are comparable.

  • @GardenCavity
    @GardenCavity 4 роки тому +29

    22:34 had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

  • @mysterymenz99playstation13
    @mysterymenz99playstation13 5 років тому +15

    19:15 I love how enthusiastic he was 🤣🤣

  • @jackaboi1126
    @jackaboi1126 4 роки тому +13

    "as far as I know it's doing the same thing over and over again then exploiting people for money that you don't really diserve" as a auto tech student this is sadly true about the industry but has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Battle_64
    @Battle_64 8 років тому +63

    Why does it sound like Mark is not amused with these VR games anymore?

    • @jonjohnson102
      @jonjohnson102 8 років тому

      I know

    • @beckahoffman8897
      @beckahoffman8897 8 років тому +3

      I think he is just tired of them because people pressure him into playing them so much that they just aren't fun for him anymore

    • @jaymassey1845
      @jaymassey1845 8 років тому +13

      it's not that, its just he already played the car one but had to play it again for us

    • @Battle_64
      @Battle_64 8 років тому +3

      +Jay Massey He actually sounded like this for the other ones too. The only one he actually sounded amused with was the office one.

    • @emivenus
      @emivenus 8 років тому

      I think he is bored with it

  • @BrokenSet
    @BrokenSet 8 років тому +105

    Sounds like someone's salty about getting bad service at a mechanic's.

    • @sammartin894
      @sammartin894 8 років тому

      I know right, watching my parent's work themselves crazy running a garage themselves, that felt pretty harsh XD perhaps it was mainly because he had to play this entire level twice.

    • @BrokenSet
      @BrokenSet 8 років тому

      Sam Martin I was talking about the game treating all mechanics like crooks, but whatever

    • @rockstarfoxy654
      @rockstarfoxy654 8 років тому

      I think that he was refering to the boss who is evidently an exploiter of money, besides you don't actually see mark receive pay at the end of the day

    • @rockstarfoxy654
      @rockstarfoxy654 8 років тому

      great

    • @singingsun04
      @singingsun04 8 років тому

      Salted Pasta

  • @theaceofspadeszs6533
    @theaceofspadeszs6533 6 років тому +25

    Plays the trumpet about life

  • @0xSCMD
    @0xSCMD 8 років тому +41

    HEADLIGHT FLUID!!

    • @freelancert4
      @freelancert4 8 років тому

      +CommanderVertex this guy gets it

    • @emivenus
      @emivenus 8 років тому +1

      +freelancert4 I don't get it....

    • @SSVCloud
      @SSVCloud 8 років тому +5

      +CommanderVertex Did you just say... HEADLIGHT FLUID?!

    • @curtainwolf2958
      @curtainwolf2958 8 років тому +5

      +CommanderVertex I pray it is a Stupid Gavin reference...

    • @iamawatermelon9299
      @iamawatermelon9299 8 років тому +1

      muffler bearing

  • @jupitermeshmeahh5377
    @jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 років тому +184

    Seeing people saying Mark isn't the same anymore and that he should go back to horror games is kinda upsetting to me... 7-7 I want Mark to play want he wants. We can suggest him games but don't go saying,"OHHHH MARKS NOR COOL ANYMORE CAUSE HES NOT PLAYING GAMES WE CHOOSE!". I don't see people spamming Undertale much anymore and that's good cause like... Erreeeeee it's not cool to like say OH YOU DIDNT CONTINUE THIS BLUH BLUH BLUH! 7-7 leave him alone and let him have fun ;-; really I thought kinda better of most of you. Most of you are douches and most is kinda and let him do what he wants.

    • @jupitermeshmeahh5377
      @jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 років тому +1

      NOW IM SAD ;-;

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 8 років тому

      +Jupiter Meshmeahh rip, i remember watching a video of him doing a creepy pasta back i 2013, it was the first vid i ever saw him do, i honestly hate horror games.

    • @thetruejumps6178
      @thetruejumps6178 8 років тому

      Please subscribe to my UA-cam

    • @josetraje9836
      @josetraje9836 8 років тому +1

      You actually have a point

    • @jupitermeshmeahh5377
      @jupitermeshmeahh5377 8 років тому

      I think Mark is kinda upset

  • @halcyon3123
    @halcyon3123 7 років тому +167

    Did anyone notice that inside the burrito it said really

    • @chinotre
      @chinotre 6 років тому +6

      We already know loser

    • @Amw-gb1is
      @Amw-gb1is 6 років тому +25

      Rodel Quidlat Don’t be rude she probably didn’t know about it yet.

    • @GambitMcoc
      @GambitMcoc 6 років тому +9

      Rodel Quidlat your the only loser

    • @kamijames5943
      @kamijames5943 6 років тому +3

      Ashleyen roxs yes

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 6 років тому +3

      It said that with the chef in the kitchen.

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 6 років тому +461

    anyone watching in 2018 or 2019???

  • @gr3y_g4rn3t_13
    @gr3y_g4rn3t_13 8 років тому +8

    Mark gets so salty when playing these. It's so beautiful XD

  • @zainaslounge
    @zainaslounge 8 років тому +24

    Mark is so freaking awesome ❤️

  • @leyale2211
    @leyale2211 8 років тому +14

    Honestly this looks fun as hell

    • @jace_Henderson
      @jace_Henderson 8 років тому

      12:42 how did I know that he was gonna draw a dildo?

    • @leyale2211
      @leyale2211 8 років тому

      Noah Zimmermann I think everyone knew.

  • @Fuyuko-Yuki
    @Fuyuko-Yuki 5 років тому +17

    “Well it turns out, the headlight fluid container spilled on his seat” - Gavin Free 20XX

  • @faith9947
    @faith9947 7 років тому +158

    Mark for once is tall

    • @animeshades
      @animeshades 6 років тому +4

      Faith Busang XD he's taller then jack,he's shorter then wade and Bob, and I'm so short I'm not even 5 feet -^- I'm peeved about being short, I'M SHORTER THEN A 4 GRADER!! EEEE >:

    • @foxtatertot
      @foxtatertot 6 років тому

      Faith Busang I'm literally taller than him. And I'm 12 years old and a girl.

    • @haleypalmer9341
      @haleypalmer9341 6 років тому

      That was jackseptaci

    • @haleypalmer9341
      @haleypalmer9341 6 років тому

      SUPERBACON 6676

    • @haleypalmer9341
      @haleypalmer9341 6 років тому

      April loves Leafy Green jb

  • @IneffableEnby
    @IneffableEnby 7 років тому +9

    "I cast Magic missile.."
    Was that a D&D reference? XD

  • @SamLDrake
    @SamLDrake 8 років тому +16

    'Headlight fluid'! Oh man... Was that maybe a small Gavin Free/Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter reference from the game developers?

    • @liateRdnalkcoB
      @liateRdnalkcoB 8 років тому +1

      Nope. It's a veeeeeeeeery old joke. Personally, I first heard it in a Cartoon Network short series about an unqualified person who takes various teaching jobs. He took a high school auto mechanic class, and said first person to bring back "blinker fluid" would be exempt from writing a paper as a way to be left with only the smart students. (Although most of the remainder were just too lazy/dumb to care either way.)
      But yeah: Old joke. They just happened to recite it.

    • @SamLDrake
      @SamLDrake 8 років тому +1

      MegaScience Awesome; thanks for explaining!

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 8 років тому

      All we need is some elbow grease.

  • @willyjonsson8901
    @willyjonsson8901 6 років тому +16

    aaaggghhhhhhh im gotta ask my boss dont worry about this xD

  • @WolfyRayRay
    @WolfyRayRay 8 років тому +12

    As a career mechanic, +Markiplier 's play of this simulation is 100% spot on. Especially the part "omg shut up and stop talking I don't EVEN want to deal with you" and "if I ever have to see you again I'm going to throw myself into w/e that is". Welcome my world, Mark.

  • @stealthbonus
    @stealthbonus 7 років тому +18

    You help people Mark. I doubt you would have gotten as much support in your charity live streams as an engineer. Think of the people you helped there trumpeter.

  • @HellsBells600
    @HellsBells600 8 років тому +38

    Did the car at 19:00 remind anyone of the movie Ferris Bueller's day off?

    • @galaxyb0nes
      @galaxyb0nes 8 років тому +1

      YES

    • @Guillermo_says
      @Guillermo_says 8 років тому +4

      +WeirdBell600 Yep, that's the exact reference

    • @marioordie
      @marioordie 8 років тому

      I believe that that entire situation was a ferris bueller reference

    • @sevensansforever7841
      @sevensansforever7841 8 років тому

      YEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZSSSSSSSSSS

    • @thorntheerect5466
      @thorntheerect5466 8 років тому

      +marioordie Yup. lmao

  • @cacofany1
    @cacofany1 4 роки тому +7

    3:22 I have personally witnessed someone who was so drunk they almost did just that. Thankfully he wasn’t driving.

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 6 років тому +27

    19:30, Punz. XD :)

  • @tanya_irons
    @tanya_irons 8 років тому +33

    18:13 Ferris Beuller reference

    • @TieGuyDavid
      @TieGuyDavid 8 років тому

      18:13 actually. But yeah.

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo 8 років тому

      KNEW IT!

    • @Methanoskttr
      @Methanoskttr 8 років тому +2

      +A.Z.Fierro Apparently not many people know this!

    • @ladylililala
      @ladylililala 8 років тому

      Isn't this also in Matilda?

    • @KingTitusI
      @KingTitusI 8 років тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • @tomasd9209
    @tomasd9209 4 роки тому +8

    When mark said “Kobe!”😭

  • @emmarichard696
    @emmarichard696 4 роки тому +3

    21:58 omg the way he said "KOBE" rip legend 🐐😢💔

    • @emmarichard696
      @emmarichard696 4 роки тому +1

      @Bandana Waddle Dee wdym? he is the Greatest Of All Time. Goat.....

  • @ImTopin
    @ImTopin 8 років тому +7

    21:12 - 21:48 This has been the Trumpet Blues with Mark Fischbach

    • @theskilledlibra6458
      @theskilledlibra6458 8 років тому

      It got progressively sadder and sadder as he went on xD but I couldn't stop laughing

  • @Em-dd5kk
    @Em-dd5kk 7 років тому +44

    don't say that stuff mark WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

  • @KaylaTheKindOne
    @KaylaTheKindOne 7 років тому +60

    I know I'm late, but Mark genuinely worries me sometimes. I hope he doesn't actually regret his life choices, and I hope he doesn't actually lay awake at night thinking of 'wasted potential'. He's already contributing to society in a beautiful way: making a positive difference in the lives of both those who are troubled/less fortunate and his fans/supporters in general.
    (Excuse me for taking a joke seriously but that was honestly kinda sad to hear)

  • @brodyspires5441
    @brodyspires5441 4 роки тому +7

    “Kobe”😭

  • @hiddio
    @hiddio 7 років тому +89

    Play more little more! More
    Bit more!! Yeah, that's enough!

  • @luisgamercool145
    @luisgamercool145 4 роки тому +12

    mark in 2016: KOBE
    everybody in 2020 watching this video: criess

  • @tdsminigunner6074
    @tdsminigunner6074 3 роки тому +11

    Bot:can I get a yellow fuel please?
    Mark:Sure ! 3:36

  • @heavendog12
    @heavendog12 8 років тому +11

    The Red Thunderbird Car really reminded me of Ferris Bueller..... Is that what it was?? I think it was.....