Hahahahahahaha, "Hes almost like a sniper" This is the funniest shit, I just discovered Bill Burr a while ago, hes got some absolutely hilarious clips on here.
LMAO!!! "Your strength is trumped by my mental goliathness!!! Go suck on that red!" ... hysterical! that was such a hot statement! Nia could get it just cause she said that! lol!
"Cockblockers" just do it out of jealousy. And it's either a random dude that's around, or an acquaintance, or an actual friend in your crew, or the other big culprit....one of the potential female's "best friend(s)" or just a plain ol' friend of hers...who is getting absolutely no attention from any of the guys at whatever establishment that y'all are at. So that's why you always need to bring a friend with you that is a wingman who has absolutely zero taste or standards and that will "bang" pretty much anything. That way he just occupies the friend or best friend of the *LAY-DEE* that you are actually trying to talk to, from cockblocking any near future arrangements tbh.
I have this friend who's a really cool guy to hang out with but goddamn if he isn't the biggest cock block I know. He falls for every girl that comes into his (and at the same time my) life and then "lays claim" to them because bro code and all, you don't go after a girl a friend likes yet he never makes a fucking move himself. Even when he is over one girl and all into the next, if you make a move on the previous one he gets jealous af.
The other type of announcer is the guy who announces to the table that you have a girlfriend by asking about her. Loudly. The same guy who will say, I ran into (Cheryl) and she asked about you. The idiot will say this right in front of whoever you are with like he's speaking code.
It's not an equal relationship because no one knows who Nia is, and we are all happy to put food on Bill's table by buying his dvds just to hear him speak.
His announcer voice kills me every time 😂😂
"Ooohhh, good for you". Did Nia just quote Christian Bale when he went nuts on the set?
tylerdurden3891 I was thinking the same
Hahahahahahaha, "Hes almost like a sniper" This is the funniest shit, I just discovered Bill Burr a while ago, hes got some absolutely hilarious clips on here.
This made me cry laughing
"... so suck on that, Red"! Lmao. That was actually funny.
"If 2 ten's come up to me, it's going down". Or more likely it's going up. ZING!!!
tylerdurden3891 ‘Brad Pitt’
TheAwesomeMarble ‘Brad Face Pitt’
The thing Bill doesn't realize, is he is a total announcer.
Jon Adamich how?
You clearly don’t know bill burr to even say that
Can't I just buy you some stuff?! 😂😂😂
HONESTTTTYYYY!
lol
Im glad bill found himself a nice black girl.
Bill tried the ol’ Patrice O’Neal psychic tricks on Nia around midway through loool
HONESTY! Absolutely priceless!
LMAO. “Suck on that Red”.
LMAO!!! "Your strength is trumped by my mental goliathness!!! Go suck on that red!" ... hysterical! that was such a hot statement! Nia could get it just cause she said that! lol!
Jfc tone it down
UH-OH! HEY NOW!
God I love Bill and Nia
Nia is so awesome.
4:36 was that Nia's Christian Bale impression or just the same speech phenomena?
HEY NOW!!!
Every time he does the announcer voice I can't help, but imagine an inebriated Jim Carrey doing it.
HEEEEEYYYY NNOOOOOWWWWW!!!
This is such a good clip lol
new follower but this is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time.
WOMEN CAN NEVER HANDLE THE REAL TRUTH OF WHAT A MAN THINKS
The opposite is true too. If people just blurted out all their thoughts, no relationship would last long very long.
Solid Bill, Rock Solid.
"Cockblockers" just do it out of jealousy. And it's either a random dude that's around, or an acquaintance, or an actual friend in your crew, or the other big culprit....one of the potential female's "best friend(s)" or just a plain ol' friend of hers...who is getting absolutely no attention from any of the guys at whatever establishment that y'all are at. So that's why you always need to bring a friend with you that is a wingman who has absolutely zero taste or standards and that will "bang" pretty much anything. That way he just occupies the friend or best friend of the *LAY-DEE* that you are actually trying to talk to, from cockblocking any near future arrangements tbh.
I have this friend who's a really cool guy to hang out with but goddamn if he isn't the biggest cock block I know. He falls for every girl that comes into his (and at the same time my) life and then "lays claim" to them because bro code and all, you don't go after a girl a friend likes yet he never makes a fucking move himself. Even when he is over one girl and all into the next, if you make a move on the previous one he gets jealous af.
I had friends like this my whole high school years
Seinfield episode
The way he said Yes had me dead lmaooooo
Ikr lmfao
more Nia!
Bill Burr with the Jack Nicholson as the Joker laugh😂😂😂
Haha. Bill is under the thumb.
I envy their rapport
I hate the spelling of rapport
9:00 nice save bill.. 🙃😂
Nia: suck on that red😂🤣
Nia's Wow hit me from there lol
lol. he does it cause it would be SUPER loud over the mic. its super funny tho
I'm desperate for the clip of him yelling at the squirrel!
“You don’t like that”💀😂
7:42 Valentine’s Day, if Bill gets a 2on1, Mia gets a big gift, if Mia gets a 2on1 , Bill gets a big gift. Sounds fair to me! 😎
Just digging a hole Bill
I feel like Bill now wouldn’t do that to his lady. Bill always says he was a bit nuts with the older pod cast.
" if you want to go live on the streets and get the fuck out this house" lmao. thats the same shit id say to my girl
those are the worst
lmfao
Bill starting fires and putting them out
The other type of announcer is the guy who announces to the table that you have a girlfriend by asking about her. Loudly. The same guy who will say, I ran into (Cheryl) and she asked about you. The idiot will say this right in front of whoever you are with like he's speaking code.
Lol that guy is actually just lookin out for ya
@@vsaucemichaelhere3409 sometimes not always
@JMAZARA3883 100% True
Nia: You know knothing... Billy Margarita
Never forget the personal matter announcer, or the guy that says some embarrassing, year into relationship shit while talking to a lady you just met.
WE GOT OURSELVES A CAWK BLAWKUH OVER THERE
retaliation what she said! tell em nia!
2 10s or 4 5s
She didn’t really deny that she would be pissed if he hooked up with 2 10s
Bill got with nia just when he was mainstream blowing up, dude you missed so many chances to get Chlamydia
When the inevitable breakup comes, I hope to hell it's on the Podcast. Internet gold.
Oh no I hope they dont breakup. But dammit I'll be the first to listen.
The two seem to be a couple of peas in pod.
three years later still together
Four years later. Still together
5 years and goin strong
I'm glad they've proven me wrong. Good on em.
“Id say this if nia were here” BULLSHIT BILL
It's not hypocrisy if youre a man
We don't need smart people during a zombie apocalypse they'll b weak physically. And will hold teams down. Nia is that person
And clearly you are not one of them
It's not an equal relationship because no one knows who Nia is, and we are all happy to put food on Bill's table by buying his dvds just to hear him speak.
Nia: 1, Bill: 0
Game, set, match.
Akward convo
I bet half of you guys dnt even know Nia is black.