Jeremy Clarkson Explains Jaguar Owners

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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2009
  • WIthout question this is the best summary of most every Jaaaaaaag owner that I've personally encountered.
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  • @TheGuyFromUme
    @TheGuyFromUme 10 років тому +4836

    This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.

    • @John_Doe....
      @John_Doe.... 5 років тому +66

      That's so true. They are actually advertising jaguar and landrover. Both are crap brands but they praise the hell out of them...

    • @1BigBen
      @1BigBen 5 років тому +9

      @@John_Doe.... well 2015 ad was not bad ua-cam.com/video/e7gR7EYjcP8/v-deo.html

    • @briankeithnull194
      @briankeithnull194 5 років тому +35

      Excellent video, I have a XF Supercharged V8 Portfolio edition. Jaaaaaaag.

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias 5 років тому +138

      @@John_Doe.... You're just saying they're crap because you don't own a Jaaaaaaaaag.

    • @bdbda851
      @bdbda851 4 роки тому +2

      @@John_Doe.... can you own one?

  • @amazingnaturesounds483
    @amazingnaturesounds483 8 років тому +3242

    Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?

    • @zakharkan1828
      @zakharkan1828 8 років тому +50

      Almost every time I go on UA-cam. Every other night before I go to bed. I especially like the unseen footage videos.

    • @seanbrooksoday4518
      @seanbrooksoday4518 8 років тому +8

      yep I am right now😂😂

    • @toro_rosso
      @toro_rosso 8 років тому +7

      Doing it right now!

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 років тому +5

      Doing it now

    • @TheJackhunt
      @TheJackhunt 7 років тому +28

      I watch these on my mobile whilst driving... in my JAAAAAAAAAGGG

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino 7 років тому +3243

    I want a Jag just to say that.

    • @AKADEMIKparty
      @AKADEMIKparty 5 років тому +109

      I bought one exactly for that reason

    • @Microninja
      @Microninja 5 років тому +15

      Ha so did I lol

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 5 років тому +60

      I've owned 6, and don't own a wallet.. Don't need one..

    • @jockellis
      @jockellis 5 років тому +12

      Hope you have a big bank account. Had an XJ-POS and there was always something needing $$$.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 5 років тому +7

      @@tollyt7465 I'm also on my umpteenth Jaaaag. Love 'em.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 2 роки тому +916

    I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."

    • @AnonyBoiii
      @AnonyBoiii 2 роки тому +46

      The best part about it is that you can’t tell whether that’s the point or not
      And I’d rather it stay that way

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar Рік тому

      "Awfully sorry, had a bit of fisticuff with the producer... Would you mind settling this while I go warm up the Jag?"

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 Рік тому +7

      The word is charismatic

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 10 місяців тому +7

      But doesn't he own a Jaaaag?

  • @loganthekrogan2182
    @loganthekrogan2182 9 років тому +2323

    Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world!
    Humanity: Never!
    Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag.
    Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.

    • @trainchugger53
      @trainchugger53 9 років тому +48

      Logan Stair That explains his appearance in the new Jaguar commercials!

    • @gtametro
      @gtametro 8 років тому +7

      +freddo 1614 Tom Hiddleston is Handsome

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 7 років тому +5

      That's the joke...

    • @RS14988
      @RS14988 2 роки тому +5

      I have an army
      We have a Jaaaaag

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard 2 роки тому +2

      @@trainchugger53 *jaaaaaaag commercials

  • @athenastarbrite2955
    @athenastarbrite2955 8 років тому +921

    The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 3 роки тому +24

      Because the interior is so useless it looks nothing like one that should be in a 50k+ car

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 2 роки тому +10

      @Arthur nice, but why don't they get interiors like the F type, but less sports oriented? The F type imo is the best modern day Jag

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe 2 роки тому +18

      Because most of them were probably already nicked

    • @athenastarbrite2955
      @athenastarbrite2955 2 роки тому

      What do you mean?

    • @billpost4205
      @billpost4205 2 роки тому +3

      There's only one kind of Jag sold in my country, the XF. 120k AUD. Could buy almost anything else and get better value for money.

  • @franklyfarmtours
    @franklyfarmtours 10 років тому +1095

    I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud 10 років тому +59

      Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud 8 років тому +10

      oldbanjo Yes, but the autobahn isn't in England...which is the whole point.

    • @1999Almaz
      @1999Almaz 5 років тому +18

      I live in Russia and my Mercedes also is respected, perhaps because of what drivers drove them in the 90s.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound 5 років тому +16

      "drivers" you mean mobsters.

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 4 роки тому +1

      same here

  • @Stew282
    @Stew282 3 роки тому +446

    As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.

    • @lffit
      @lffit 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @farewell4545
      @farewell4545 2 роки тому +29

      That was the best description i’ve heard in a while

    • @christophermarsh6437
      @christophermarsh6437 Рік тому +42

      I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior.
      "I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "

    • @lffit
      @lffit Рік тому

      lol

    • @mohammedisa5585
      @mohammedisa5585 Рік тому +25

      @@christophermarsh6437 with my jaaaaaaaag

  • @mateusvin
    @mateusvin 8 років тому +215

    "Warm up the Jaaaaaag"

  • @daemon1143
    @daemon1143 2 роки тому +248

    Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 2 роки тому +33

      Definitely the mindset of a person who has a jaaaaaaaag

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 2 роки тому +18

      Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, that's what people think of me in my RX-8 too.

    • @albertogregory9678
      @albertogregory9678 8 місяців тому +2

      This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, thank you.

  • @ActionJotaPe
    @ActionJotaPe 8 років тому +1608

    The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 8 років тому +40

      +JotaPe679 Perfect summary.

    • @qwertgfdsaful
      @qwertgfdsaful 8 років тому +11

      I like that bag, reminds me of Lancia Thesis. Guess it's all about taste.

    • @joshsanderson5512
      @joshsanderson5512 7 років тому +1

      Teatro Theageri what bag you talking about kid?

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 7 років тому +18

      I quite like it actually :D One of my favorite Jag designs to date

    • @bryanmurphy26
      @bryanmurphy26 6 років тому +3

      +1 on it being hideous

  • @yamaharidr450
    @yamaharidr450 10 років тому +317

    my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 9 років тому +122

      Soo... how many mums have you had so far?

    • @chrischen6664
      @chrischen6664 5 років тому +41

      I'm sorry for not going to your school and watch your show but I got a Jagggggg

  • @PeterWhiteheadViola
    @PeterWhiteheadViola 8 років тому +696

    I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG

    • @sourcetattoos
      @sourcetattoos 7 років тому +3

      Keep up at the back. Ford havnt owned Jaguar for about 7 years

    • @AVINIDE
      @AVINIDE 6 років тому +13

      Combine that with 'drunk Queen' bit from Top Gear.
      Hello, thiiiss iss Queen sspeaking. I'm declaring a war.. in my Jaaaaag.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 6 років тому +1

      Hitlery's excuse if she evr became Prez

    • @gaminggoose2329
      @gaminggoose2329 6 років тому +2

      Peter Whitehead sorry but he owned a Volkswagen

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 роки тому +92

    As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 2 роки тому

      When you have pure filth sitting on the drive that is basically Marlyn Munroe actually to American Lady Diana on Wheels who needs Tax. Tax what Tax

  • @nakkieki
    @nakkieki 8 місяців тому +31

    14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.

  • @markwell4720
    @markwell4720 2 роки тому +55

    A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc.
    It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car…
    Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis…
    until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!

  • @williamheyman5439
    @williamheyman5439 5 років тому +345

    So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides.
    Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..

    • @festivve
      @festivve 2 роки тому +21

      Good story, thanks for that mate :)

    • @Zwodo
      @Zwodo 2 роки тому +5

      Lovely

    • @-jimmyjames
      @-jimmyjames 2 роки тому +2

      I wish you had those cars as well.

    • @philtucker1224
      @philtucker1224 2 роки тому +6

      I hope you have written a book about your life with cars, I’m sure it would be pretty interesting 😊

    • @brownro214
      @brownro214 2 роки тому +6

      Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.

  • @teop7887
    @teop7887 3 роки тому +74

    .... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍

  • @markymali
    @markymali 9 років тому +111

    I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!

    • @davefrance3721
      @davefrance3721 5 років тому +9

      Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u 5 років тому +4

      mentalist? so like it can read your mind and know when you want to change gear?

    • @mikehendry34
      @mikehendry34 2 роки тому +6

      @@racketman2u yes. Exactly that. They call it an automatic transmission

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 8 років тому +128

    I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".

  • @mockingbird187
    @mockingbird187 9 років тому +681

    0:38
    Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog...
    Dog owner: Oahhh!
    Driver: In my JAAAAAG!
    Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯
    Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?

    • @PenisMcWhirtar
      @PenisMcWhirtar 6 років тому +23

      Jag owner: ‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’›
      Me: (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - -
      Jag owner: y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. RIP
      Me: {◕ ◡ ◕}

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 2 роки тому +1

      Top Gear

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 7 років тому +425

    Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 2 роки тому +2

      Loki is the guy who does an advertisement for the jag though so that joke makes no sense itd be the other way around....

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 8 років тому +77

    Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P

    • @2013branth
      @2013branth 7 років тому +1

      Mate, it's shaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd, missed opportunity.

  • @antmanatthemoment7233
    @antmanatthemoment7233 2 роки тому +11

    Waitress: I'm married
    Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag

  • @tartanvdl
    @tartanvdl 12 років тому +66

    I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer!
    Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....

    • @pillowdestroyer5694
      @pillowdestroyer5694 2 роки тому +3

      Ime from the future and BMW is way better than jag

    • @davidkerr4103
      @davidkerr4103 2 роки тому +1

      @Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉
      Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Рік тому

      @@pillowdestroyer5694 yeah, jag is not the same what they used to be

    • @denisohbrien
      @denisohbrien 4 дні тому

      @@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.

  • @nathanw9770
    @nathanw9770 5 років тому +140

    *calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone*
    *In my Jaaaaaag*

    • @mancubwwa
      @mancubwwa 5 років тому +7

      I bet it was I-pace...

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 роки тому +5

      I may pollute the greenhouses...
      but it doesn't matter,
      because I've got a 🇯 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇬

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 3 роки тому +16

    1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me

  • @brianwong7285
    @brianwong7285 6 років тому +34

    “Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay.
    You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!”
    Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.

  • @randyfleet9968
    @randyfleet9968 3 роки тому +21

    I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!

  • @devon896
    @devon896 2 роки тому +31

    It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.

  • @MsLilyhorse
    @MsLilyhorse 10 років тому +77

    Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.

    • @MsLilyhorse
      @MsLilyhorse 10 років тому +14

      1982 XJ-S TWR 6.3 V12 Getrag 5 Speed Lister body package. Black on Black. I wave as I slide past the Audi's and BMW's because I am in a Jaaag.

  • @andycwb
    @andycwb 2 роки тому +13

    I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 2 роки тому +8

    I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are".
    Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.

  • @Dextroyer77
    @Dextroyer77 10 років тому +31

    The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D
    "It's good to be bad !"

  • @AsTheSeasonsGray
    @AsTheSeasonsGray 9 років тому +64

    I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 5 років тому +5

      AsTheSeasonsGray don't worry. You can still watch it as long as you've got a jaaag

  • @howizee
    @howizee 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.

  • @williana8790
    @williana8790 3 роки тому +7

    He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag

  • @jefferoni1984
    @jefferoni1984 3 роки тому +12

    Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.

  • @lukerogers151
    @lukerogers151 8 років тому +42

    Awfully sorry.

    • @jamesmartindale8968
      @jamesmartindale8968 4 роки тому +9

      Luke Rogers would you mind settling this while I warm up the jaaaaag

  • @christophernagy5603
    @christophernagy5603 10 років тому +12

    I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!

  • @liamrobinson3777
    @liamrobinson3777 2 роки тому +4

    Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant

  • @davidreid6222
    @davidreid6222 10 років тому +40

    I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait

  • @ShahidKhan-ke8fe
    @ShahidKhan-ke8fe 2 роки тому +2

    At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 7 років тому +422

    Putin needs to buy a jag.
    "I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"

    • @Loundsify
      @Loundsify 5 років тому +18

      Just killed all my opposition but it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaag

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 5 років тому +12

      I've killed 20 million of my own people by starving them, but it's okay because I've got a _Jaaaaaaag._

    • @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI
      @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI 4 роки тому +9

      Oh I just overthrew a monarchy.
      "But it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag"

    • @laurentparodi5261
      @laurentparodi5261 3 роки тому +3

      Except there are no russian troops in the ukraine......

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 3 роки тому +14

      @@laurentparodi5261 x'D good one

  • @oldschool1993
    @oldschool1993 2 роки тому +12

    When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.

  • @thomasdanielsen9151
    @thomasdanielsen9151 7 років тому +19

    Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD

  • @rador3573
    @rador3573 9 років тому +12

    "I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"

  • @stensoft
    @stensoft 9 років тому +52

    Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.

    • @helddominance5033
      @helddominance5033 4 роки тому +16

      Ah! He had a Lambo at that point! Didn't follow the thread....

  • @crazedtofu
    @crazedtofu 4 роки тому +9

    Police chief: Anything interesting happen today?
    Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........
    Police chief: WTF?!!!!
    Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag.
    Police chief: Oh, okay.

  • @dchawk81
    @dchawk81 5 років тому +4

    Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option.
    Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 років тому +2

    the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program

  • @martytdd1606
    @martytdd1606 2 роки тому +4

    Loved that era of top gear

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 11 років тому +6

    Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D

  • @budman9327
    @budman9327 8 років тому +8

    Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.

  • @georgec5479
    @georgec5479 6 років тому +12

    I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.

  • @a.paigeaderhold4377
    @a.paigeaderhold4377 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 11 років тому +5

    Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast"
    Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?"
    Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag"
    Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 2 роки тому +2

    Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.

  • @Beechgoose1
    @Beechgoose1 2 роки тому +3

    When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG...
    He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...

  • @faerieSAALE
    @faerieSAALE 3 роки тому +10

    WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!"
    Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone?
    Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!

  • @frenzl66
    @frenzl66 14 років тому +5

    Bought an S-type because of this video!
    My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)

  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot 8 днів тому

    In 1990 I got free use of a nearly new XJ6 for a few days. As a young man I was highly impressed. Happy memories.

  • @AnabolicAsylum
    @AnabolicAsylum 10 років тому +6

    Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."

  • @ManForToday
    @ManForToday 11 років тому +7

    Hahahah hilarious. Would you mind settling this while I go and warm up the JAAAAAG

  • @AndiLevicky
    @AndiLevicky 7 років тому +9

    1:17 Warm up the Jaaaaaaag

  • @aregmirzoyan869
    @aregmirzoyan869 2 роки тому +1

    Never get tired by watching this

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 Рік тому +1

    My dad had a 2011 Jag XFR when I was in high school. I took my date to senior prom in it, haha.

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum 10 років тому +5

    The British were the first to properly refine the "total loss oil system", nobody else does it better than they do.

  • @MegaRV777
    @MegaRV777 9 років тому +16

    I own a Jaaaag

  • @ebthegt5572
    @ebthegt5572 6 років тому +2

    This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.

  • @stene123
    @stene123 2 місяці тому +2

    90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 10 років тому +62

    This is hella funny. Don't pay that much attention, but didn't Jeremy have an affair a few years ago haha?

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy 10 років тому +31

      The dalliance must've happened when he was testing a...

    • @riky95oo
      @riky95oo 9 років тому +12

      and he did had a black XJR

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 2 роки тому +8

      He had a shag.....
      ....in a jaaaaaag.

  • @perfmr2
    @perfmr2 6 років тому +3

    Im buying a Jaaaaaag, just so I can do this.

  • @richarddiddler3380
    @richarddiddler3380 3 роки тому +2

    I have an old XJ8, it gets nothing but respect on the roads, people let me into traffic queues, let me in, in awkward backed up junctions and give me a thumbs up. If you want hassle free driving. ... Get a Jaaaaaag.👍

  • @3mma_533
    @3mma_533 Рік тому +1

    Second vehicle was a used 2004 X-Type; massive upgrade from an 05 Dodge Dakota. Never been the same person since tbh

  • @elmerescobar433
    @elmerescobar433 6 років тому +5

    I got a Jaaaagg XJ partially because of this. Just so I can say I got a Jaaaaag

  • @pizzaisawesome2124
    @pizzaisawesome2124 10 років тому +14

    Some of my favorite European cars are Mercedes, Ferrari, and Jaaaaaag.

  • @aayushgaikaiwari4030
    @aayushgaikaiwari4030 Рік тому +2

    as a proud jaguar owner, this is funny

  • @VaucluseVanguard
    @VaucluseVanguard 2 роки тому +1

    I think they are looking for the words "Terry Thomas" not the actual actor, but the characters he always played - brilliantly.

  • @socberttrucker3598
    @socberttrucker3598 10 років тому +9

    My first car's a Jag, still have a Jag, I agree with this vid.

  • @kaveebee
    @kaveebee 2 роки тому +7

    One of my many bosses had restored an E-Type. Well one day he brought his pride and joy into the works and took pride in taking each employee for a spin. I thought that the car would have been better in its day than later so I declined a ride. Didn't want to spoil my concept of it. The old boy was noticeably miffed that I had declined his kind offer

    • @rkt739
      @rkt739 2 роки тому +2

      well then you are lost!

    • @kaveebee
      @kaveebee 2 роки тому

      @@rkt739 Whatever that is supposed to mean

  • @therealchayd
    @therealchayd 12 років тому +1

    Every time I see a Jag on the road, I think of this clip. Passed one today and it had a tail light out, but it's ok, because it's a Jaaaaag.

  • @drvlive2023
    @drvlive2023 3 роки тому +1

    I've watched this video multiple times this afternoon, because it's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  • @omegaprime8612
    @omegaprime8612 8 років тому +13

    Jaaaaaaggggg

  • @BeReady726
    @BeReady726 7 років тому +4

    I want a Jaguar. XJR to be exact. I don't think I'm the type of person that fits this stereotype, either. Which is probably why I can't afford one.

  • @Renegade666
    @Renegade666 6 років тому +1

    my mate owns a Jaaaaag and he fully embraces this!

  • @nicholasfitzsimmons7311
    @nicholasfitzsimmons7311 2 роки тому +2

    I need a jag now.

  • @omarsteelers
    @omarsteelers 10 років тому +7

    Jaaaag

  • @lifecinematography
    @lifecinematography 7 років тому +33

    All these comments ended up like Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  • @loganwitte3477
    @loganwitte3477 2 роки тому +1

    Had a '99 XJR and a '00 XJ8L. As much as they are to keep up with, they really are interesting machines

  • @lonewolf031
    @lonewolf031 Рік тому +1

    Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.

  • @admiralrng6506
    @admiralrng6506 7 років тому +8

    saw some guy that waited for someone on front of the mall entrance for more than the time allowed
    but that's okay
    because he's driving a Jaaaaaaaag (seriously, this douchebag blocked the waiting area for around 10 minutes or so)

  • @NYJALB
    @NYJALB 10 років тому +14

    I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag ( a proper XJ40 with a petrol engine....anything diesel is NOT a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag), and these comments are idiotic and ridiculously stereotypical as well as mildly insulting.....but I can't argue with a single word!...8-)

    • @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
      @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 роки тому

      A pity that Jaguar jumped onto the diesel wagon.
      Filthy stinking oil burning wasteful abomination that should never have been permitted on public roads.

  • @Bellend361
    @Bellend361 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @philausa9629
    @philausa9629 2 роки тому +2

    I have a Jag and a Caddie. I don’t ever want to say any of that ))) sounds funny but I just enjoy a good car ride in either one

  • @squirehaggard4749
    @squirehaggard4749 8 років тому +3

    Why they used to call Jags "Wardour Street Bentleys" many years ago. Bounder sorts of chaps ran them.

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 5 років тому +3

    I had a V12 Daimler Jaaag, and i'm quite close to that description, but I've never been jailed. Came close, but no.

    • @arnold8002
      @arnold8002 2 роки тому

      because you've got a Jaaaaag...

  • @richardsharpe9916
    @richardsharpe9916 5 років тому +2

    I'm just going to buy a new Jaaaag....better go warm up the Jaaaag

  • @beardedslavbrew615
    @beardedslavbrew615 6 років тому +2

    "Forget the sort stabbists" lmao

  • @retrobeats
    @retrobeats 8 років тому +5

    XDXD both my parents bought jag's after i moved off to college XD