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  • If NPCs were smart they’d probably learn to just stay out of the way in Assassin’s Creed.
    Seriously, why on earth would you charge up a well armed shady character on the street by yourself?
    Even more confusing is how curious everyone is about whistling and bushes.
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  • @ManicBacon
    @ManicBacon 4 місяці тому +413

    I was really invested in that bread story

    • @JonDeezy2491
      @JonDeezy2491 4 місяці тому +6

      Me to lmao

    • @matarono
      @matarono 4 місяці тому +8

      These sands were cold. Redguard do not tell story right

    • @deamonmist
      @deamonmist 4 місяці тому +5

      Did he even try the focaccia?

    • @Haru-spicy
      @Haru-spicy Місяць тому

      the lady's bread had a bite on the bottom taken out of it, it's the bread from that story.

    • @decodyg484
      @decodyg484 Місяць тому

      That was my rent money!

  • @aerinxp
    @aerinxp 4 місяці тому +240

    I love how she was just eating a whole ass loaf of bread like in Skyrim 😂

    • @sunpirerising634
      @sunpirerising634 4 місяці тому +12

      Sliced mass produced bread is only about 150 years old, so that's pretty accurate to what people would do.

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 4 місяці тому +5

      I make homemade bread and I'll eat a full loaf no problems, it's good. You know she did that in very few takes because otherwise there would be way more bread gone.

    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid 4 місяці тому

      Those calories tho

    • @michelphilippe193
      @michelphilippe193 4 місяці тому +3

      @@AskMeWhyYoureStupideating bread is not a problem…. Not doing anything is a problem

    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid 4 місяці тому +1

      @@michelphilippe193 I never said it was a problem?

  • @ChaosRaych
    @ChaosRaych 4 місяці тому +94

    "I can kill one civilian before I desynchronize. Are you trynna be that one?" 💀💀💀

  • @ODja-eb4gf
    @ODja-eb4gf 4 місяці тому +64

    "is it snowing Ali ?" 🤣
    Imagine how confusing it would be to see snow in the desert

    • @TheBigKaiju
      @TheBigKaiju 4 місяці тому +1

      I would also find that funny but I just remembered that in certain desert countries it can snow and struggle to evaporate because of just how little moisture is in the air or something similar to that

    • @robert9595
      @robert9595 2 місяці тому +2

      It snows in the desert bud.

    • @loulishadow1468
      @loulishadow1468 25 днів тому +1

      It does snow in the desert at multiple places in the world, I know here in my home country of Algeria it sometimes snows on the dunes down at the sahara

  • @Alduintheworldeater
    @Alduintheworldeater 4 місяці тому +58

    “N-wah if you don’t get to this damn bush” got me rollin🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincemcgaj628
    @vincemcgaj628 4 місяці тому +65

    I always find it hilarious in Assassin's Creed games where they try to make the protagonist "against killing" in any way. There was a scene like that in Mirage where Basim got upset with a guy who killed another guy when I literally killed 20-30 guards on the previous mission in cold blood. My dude Basim is a mass murderer and here he is getting upset if 1 guy gets killed.

    • @thenovicewhispers
      @thenovicewhispers 4 місяці тому +5

      He was upset because Ali executed an informant after torturing him for intel, which is not only a war crime, but largely considered dishonorable by many warriors. It's typically understood that the deal of an interrogation is the pain stops once the information is given, and the honorable thing to do is to let the victim go or hold them until the conflict is over. I'm pretty sure that's the scene you're referring to, because it's the only time I can recall when Basim even flinches at killing someone.
      There was a similar scene in ACIII, where Connor is ordered by his father to take several British officers hostage for questioning. Connor is confused as to why one of the hostages is so afraid
      "We only have a few questions for you."
      "Take me in there and I'm a dead man."
      Then when Haytham finishes the interrogation he executes all of the prisoners. Connor gets upset, Haytham says the prisoners knew too much, and Connor refutes that justification by saying "You could have held them until the fighting was done (referring to an upcoming high stakes battle). But Haytham said it would have been a waste of time and resources, which showed the difference between Connor and his father. Connor, despite being a warrior, believed that human life was more valuable than resources and supplies.
      That argument between Basim and Ali in Mirage was meant to mirror the scene in ACIII between Connor and Haytham. It has larger connotations that reference and foreshadow the ideology of future Assassins, that they try to kill when they feel it's necessary. And that executing hostages who just gave you intel feels unfair and dishonorable to several of the protagonists. Even Shay was a bit disgusted when Haytham executed an Assassin merc, spraying blood on Shay's face, after an interrogation, and Shay is probably the most cold-blooded of all the protagonists. Well...maybe second most, since there is Loki after all.

    • @Roxas13e
      @Roxas13e 4 місяці тому

      @@thenovicewhispers its not a war crime the first time

    • @DavidRYates-tk2tq
      @DavidRYates-tk2tq 24 дні тому

      Yeah, it's really silly and nonsensical, no matter how people like the first reply try to "explain" it.

  • @twendos833
    @twendos833 4 місяці тому +70

    That baker conversation was just great, hehe.

  • @stevenabsolom1188
    @stevenabsolom1188 4 місяці тому +93

    Assassin's always wearing the most suspicious looking clothing

    • @zeropolicy7456
      @zeropolicy7456 4 місяці тому

      People always question the flashy clothing, but that's part of the point of the brotherhood. The idea is "You could pick me out of a crowd of 100 people in a second but you still won't see me coming". It's about having a politician being escorted by a small army in the middle of a field and you still somehow find yourself surrounded by crazy MFers in blindingly white clothes out of nowhere.
      The contrast of visibility is entirely the point. It sends the message that they don't even need to blend in to sneak up on your ass. Lol.

    • @ikmaen
      @ikmaen 4 місяці тому +6

      gotta have that assassin's drip

    • @GravityGuava
      @GravityGuava 2 місяці тому +2

      i really liked how ordinary jacob's default outfit looked in syndicate. made social stealth much more believable

    • @svinkuk2652
      @svinkuk2652 5 днів тому

      literally glowing lmao

  • @BPRINC1
    @BPRINC1 4 місяці тому +104

    I would pay $70 for a game with smart NPCs. I might be too bad of a gamer to finish it but I’d play the heck out of it.
    Also chefs kiss ending.

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 4 місяці тому +2

      I'd legit pay $140, but I'd probably play it for like four years.

    • @whatisahandle_69
      @whatisahandle_69 4 місяці тому

      Lol you'll get your wish soon, minus the smart NPCS​@@themudpit621

    • @tobster8435
      @tobster8435 4 місяці тому +1

      MgsV

    • @BPRINC1
      @BPRINC1 2 місяці тому

      @@tobster8435is MGV a serious game? I’ve seen a few memes for it that confuse me about the tone it’s supposed to have.

  • @Ash-Winchester
    @Ash-Winchester 4 місяці тому +14

    "I can kill one civillian before I desynchronize, you want to be that one?"
    "There's three, actually."

  • @guyjperson
    @guyjperson 4 місяці тому +82

    You're uppin' your game with that split screen stuff, bro. Nice work.

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 4 місяці тому +27

    Our lad Ali lives for that *S H M E A R* doesn't he?

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 4 місяці тому +4

    AC: "I can kill, ONE civilian before I desynchronize. You wanna be that one?"
    Skyrim: "I will commit a genocide and sell fifty thousand pieces of your guards armor. Try me, I punch GODS out."

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 4 місяці тому +14

    I’m trying to blend in shut up 😂

  • @LonelyOcean
    @LonelyOcean 4 місяці тому +18

    5:11 You play dead better than anyone should be able to 😂😂😂

  • @Taylor1989s
    @Taylor1989s 4 місяці тому +11

    So we gettin a full novel or fan fic on this bread story? It's what the people want.

  • @DirkkDiggler
    @DirkkDiggler 4 місяці тому +9

    "I had a good SHHMMEEAARRR on the top"

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny 4 місяці тому +17

    I might risk the trap for some pizza tho

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 4 місяці тому +4

    "If he hurts himself, I won't help him." - AC1_Male_NPC

  • @LycaniteTV
    @LycaniteTV 4 місяці тому +10

    Walking off a broken spine! HAHAHA! The perfect cure.
    Thanks for adding the bloopers, by the way!

  • @silver3882
    @silver3882 4 місяці тому +12

    That budget increase went ham!! Liked the video twice

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel 4 місяці тому +15

    Looks like Altair got himself some schmear, know what I'm sayin'? N'Wah got game.

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl 4 місяці тому +3

    Thats how real cops are dealing with theft too.
    "I can look around..."
    **5 minutes later**
    "ya we didn't find anything."

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 4 місяці тому +4

    2:36 OK OK...I don't know if this was her breaking character but her little smirk was funny to me..... HAHAH she did it 2X (>.

    • @matthewchandler7845
      @matthewchandler7845 4 місяці тому

      2:50 also the classic Morrowind N`Wa insult always lands.

  • @GardnerMinshewSimp
    @GardnerMinshewSimp 4 місяці тому +10

    This has got to be one of my favorite skits of your's well done sir!

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 4 місяці тому +12

    An Assassin’s Creed video? Awesome 👍🏾

  • @Big_Boney
    @Big_Boney 4 місяці тому +2

    😂 that N'wah really knew his bread.

  • @jacklock984
    @jacklock984 4 місяці тому +1

    I like the cut to different scenes that grabbed my attention

  • @justinmac316
    @justinmac316 4 місяці тому +2

    "Looks like he got away"😂

  • @totalygamingtemplar
    @totalygamingtemplar Місяць тому

    i always thought they knew that it was me in the bush but did not wanna make a show and it turns out to be a bird, they have a job to do

  • @ghostangler3313
    @ghostangler3313 4 місяці тому +4

    One of your best ones bud keep up the great content 👍 👌 👏 💯 🙌 💪

  • @GuardofthePale
    @GuardofthePale 4 місяці тому +8

    Didn't know you play Assassin's creed 🫠

    • @Naiwal
      @Naiwal  4 місяці тому +5

      was my obsession for a little bit before i played Oblivion

    • @GuardofthePale
      @GuardofthePale 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Naiwalthe older titles were the best no cap!
      Love your videos btw

  • @CodeeXD
    @CodeeXD 4 місяці тому +2

    Nothing like a good SHMEEEAAARRR over some toast

  • @PhantomLizzard77
    @PhantomLizzard77 Місяць тому

    “You know what he tell me?” “I want a smeeeeearrr..”

  • @MaXXssg
    @MaXXssg 4 місяці тому +1

    This was the longest 6 min video ever 😭 loved it

  • @b0z0_truther40
    @b0z0_truther40 4 місяці тому

    Always excited for some top tier skits

  • @Savosdelmar
    @Savosdelmar 4 місяці тому

    Top tier! I can’t wait till Black Flag gets a video. Love your content, in love with your content ❤️

  • @snuw7292
    @snuw7292 4 місяці тому

    Great video can’t wait for the next 😊👍🏽

  • @larbloc3382
    @larbloc3382 16 днів тому

    I would love to play an rpg with this type of npc logic. It would literally be the major selling point. Downside, of course, you'd never get the main quest completed since 90% of the time spent in game would be on dicking around with the npcs. This needs to become the 450 megabite FO4 AIO N'Wah mod.

  • @AbyssalMelody
    @AbyssalMelody 4 місяці тому

    Bro this is so good.

  • @Wolfnstone
    @Wolfnstone 4 місяці тому +3

    That was awesome

  • @Shishomuru
    @Shishomuru 4 місяці тому

    N'wah if you don't get in this damn bush!
    That was hilarious.

  • @hoagie911
    @hoagie911 4 місяці тому +1

    Next level n'wah here

  • @andreabraham32216
    @andreabraham32216 4 місяці тому +1

    This was really good. Love the whistle😅

  • @kalebronn7088
    @kalebronn7088 4 місяці тому

    This is amazing, so funny, I would love if you made more AC Content

  • @457dragon
    @457dragon 4 місяці тому

    😆🤣absolutely worth the watch, loved this!

  • @Yes__
    @Yes__ 4 місяці тому

    Top quality editing, what software do you use, your characters blend in so well

  • @honoriomedrano3797
    @honoriomedrano3797 4 місяці тому

    bro I love your content shits hilarious

  • @Void_Zer0674
    @Void_Zer0674 4 місяці тому

    I should not have watched this I’m too sick to be laughing/coughing my ass off for a whole minute dude said “n’wah if you don’t get in this damn bush” I’m fucking DECEASED

  • @Exlanadre
    @Exlanadre 4 місяці тому

    Love that song from deadly premonition.

  • @mattb28
    @mattb28 4 місяці тому

    "Sell your Mothers goat!"
    Best line!
    I need that on a shirt

  • @ulysses11
    @ulysses11 4 місяці тому

    I would love for a situation where a guard here’s a whistle, then another, so he pulls out a baton to start conducting it lol.

  • @Legal-104
    @Legal-104 4 місяці тому

    i love how you dropped a nwah

  • @AnthonyBlamthony
    @AnthonyBlamthony Місяць тому

    “Eat your bread”😂😂

  • @giovareschi2035
    @giovareschi2035 4 місяці тому +1

    Welp we don't have any doctors you know how this goes

  • @markortega4930
    @markortega4930 2 місяці тому

    On point from the very jump

  • @sabanrai
    @sabanrai 4 місяці тому

    Were you whistling the theme from Tales from the Dark Side?! lol I whistle that from time to time too.

  • @tommyd9186
    @tommyd9186 4 місяці тому

    You're just gonna have to walk that one off 😂

  • @obergruppenfuhrerlookly8496
    @obergruppenfuhrerlookly8496 4 місяці тому

    This was hilarious 😂

  • @BISHOP863
    @BISHOP863 2 місяці тому

    The girl with the bread 😂😂😂😂

  • @darianmartinez6174
    @darianmartinez6174 4 місяці тому

    I had no idea you made whole ass vids till now

  • @lasagnasux4934
    @lasagnasux4934 4 місяці тому

    I always called the protagonist from the first few AC games the Klan Ninja.

  • @michelphilippe193
    @michelphilippe193 4 місяці тому

    Great video my guy…

  • @Plague31319
    @Plague31319 4 місяці тому

    I want to do videos with this guy so bad it would be so much fun

  • @Spoeism
    @Spoeism 4 місяці тому

    Nai Nai
    Wal wal
    Nai Nai wal wal

  • @Outofthedust
    @Outofthedust 4 місяці тому

    No flip required but it's appreciated 😅

  • @BorkTorque
    @BorkTorque 4 місяці тому

    ....Its just a bush.

  • @GeekandGlory
    @GeekandGlory Місяць тому

    Was the bread vendor able to pay his rent???

  • @kevkevplays5662
    @kevkevplays5662 4 місяці тому

    Thought this was Skyrim for a second

  • @AD3SPG
    @AD3SPG 4 місяці тому

    Don't mess with a merchants 🍞

  • @iceking2194
    @iceking2194 4 місяці тому

    If Assassins Creed enemies had any common sense then they'd jump you during combat like Skyrim enemies do.

  • @sorenkarna2619
    @sorenkarna2619 3 місяці тому

    You like your white bread like that 😂

  • @LOOKATME.RIGHTNOW
    @LOOKATME.RIGHTNOW 4 місяці тому +1

    Huge Hugh.

  • @CokeinaPepsican
    @CokeinaPepsican 4 місяці тому

    I CAN STREAM NOW MY DUDE!
    AND POST

  • @Alexander-7877
    @Alexander-7877 4 місяці тому

    turning away is dumber in assassins creed

  • @kofalofa6648
    @kofalofa6648 4 місяці тому +1

    good SHMEAR

  • @cpob2013
    @cpob2013 4 місяці тому

    Haven't played assassins creed since 3

  • @jacklock984
    @jacklock984 4 місяці тому

    I think it’s a bit dry
    Because of the sand
    No but for real some of them were a hit but some wasn’t
    I like the one were it called back to the call back to the niwa was funny to me but the bread on almost hit but I think if dragged on for me

  • @sam-ej8oe
    @sam-ej8oe 3 місяці тому

    Nice

  • @stevenvandoren3390
    @stevenvandoren3390 4 місяці тому +1

    That didn't work that jump was a fail

  • @l0sts0ul89
    @l0sts0ul89 4 місяці тому

    Naiwai Vs Child Overlord

  • @jonbong8547
    @jonbong8547 4 місяці тому

    "I can kill *ONE* civilian lmfao

  • @LAT3R
    @LAT3R 4 місяці тому +1

    have you played assassins creed nexus ?

  • @MrMistrorigo
    @MrMistrorigo 4 місяці тому

    Quality

  • @johnrigdon9767
    @johnrigdon9767 2 місяці тому

    Am I the only one who got the the other guys reference

  • @Bagoflaze
    @Bagoflaze Місяць тому

    That bread-eating girl is pretty cute 🥰

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Місяць тому

    A smart NPC to me doesn’t pay the Hashashins any mind because I wouldn’t plan on pissing off any drug-fueled serial killers if I was alive in Iron Century Babylon; no, he just complains about the masked conspiratorial mystics that magically run both Islamdom and Christendom for no fucking reason.

  • @jacksonrampage4598
    @jacksonrampage4598 Місяць тому

    I WANNA SMEAAAR

  • @razorka1293
    @razorka1293 Місяць тому

    cool

  • @the_guy_from_the_voults
    @the_guy_from_the_voults 4 місяці тому +1

    bro i was just thinking about you
    i was saying are you still alive

    • @Naiwal
      @Naiwal  4 місяці тому +1

      Barely 😁

    • @the_guy_from_the_voults
      @the_guy_from_the_voults 4 місяці тому

      @@Naiwal at least you are alive how are you doing king how is your daughter

  • @OGHaloSpartanII
    @OGHaloSpartanII 4 місяці тому

    Bruh haven’t even got past the pots simulation so I gave up 🙄

  • @dudeistpriest1
    @dudeistpriest1 4 місяці тому

    Real

  • @Radio_Luci
    @Radio_Luci 4 місяці тому +1

    Mirage was good for a modern ac title,still got a good 50 missing features to add but at least they’re wearing robes and hoods again😔🙏

  • @theletterw3875
    @theletterw3875 4 місяці тому +2

    Russian zanjis=success

  • @Maadcapminis
    @Maadcapminis 4 місяці тому

    I can kill one civilian before I desynchronize you trying to be that one?

  • @windowsdan619
    @windowsdan619 4 місяці тому +2

    dude just a heads up, i think she likes you, i could be wrong tho.

  • @zone.b777
    @zone.b777 4 місяці тому

    Miranda😂😂😂🥹😭😭

  • @JoJoRogain
    @JoJoRogain 4 місяці тому +2

    First comment, first like. You always get a like since we know what we're getting lmfao

  • @coziestglobe2078
    @coziestglobe2078 4 місяці тому

    Ur not a sponsor, no 😂

  • @theangryimp1345
    @theangryimp1345 4 місяці тому

    Lol