Coming up at 10: Pennsylvania man arrested for murdering neighbor for quote "opening his ammo box, and stealing [his] rations". Only on channel 5 news.
Super good Roleplay yet again👍 You are truly a master in making a authentic atmosphere. Besides being very relaxing to watch and it probably will make me sleep if I try to watch the whole thing, it is that entertaining that I come back more than once just to se the whole thing through. Fantastic job man🙂
andrewcryan1 I like to think the kid's just no longer thrilled by it because he's so used to seeing his dad walking round in lifelike latex monster masks everyday
These ASMR videos are nothing short of incredible. The sheer way you immerse your viewers into these videos is absolutely jaw dropping to me. Your work and your creativity is beyond my own imagination. You’re the epitome of creativeness. Please keep up your amazing videos and video ideas. You’ll keep me, as well as many many others watching, with each and every video you put out. Thank you!!
I think it would be so cool if you had a second channel where you showed us the behind the scenes and your equipment and costumes and how you make these videos! Love your work Eph!
Wow! So much food packed in that small pouch! So convenient! I always wanted to try an MRE... Just never found the chance I guess. Great job! Its amazing how much effort you put into your videos!
I really enjoy your videos with all of the ideas. also all the things, key aspects/details, acording to the theme of the video. Really love it, for example in this video, the grenades and the rest. The actuall guillie suit, really gives me an impression that you may actually play airsoft, or may get into it.
Have you considered doing a gun cleaning session with private sleep? Also, THANKS FOR THE AMAZING ROLE PLAYS THAT YOU WORK VERY HARD TO THINK OF ABD EXECUTE AT THE LEVEL YOU MAKE THEM AT SO THANK YOU!!!!
Sometimes I find myself coming here not for the asmr no matter how great it is but for Rifts creativity and ingenuity. He has the biggest imagination of anyone that I've ever seen.
There are defiantly some good asrmists out there but not many great ones that put so much dedication into making their own sets, it takes the entire experience to a whole new level i salute you private.
Fun fact, you just witnessed the face of a man who realized he made a horrible mistake by trying the potatoes. Don't worry, E, we've all been there before. 56:57
I find it hilarious that the gillie suit your wearing is something I wore for airsofting with friends in high school, dont have it anymore but thanks for the flashback.
I've really wanted more military ASMR from the community, but no-one does it accurately I'm afraid. This is definitely the best one I've found by a long shot.
When you love ASMR but your also a Marine and the only upside to the video is that he had the chili MRE meal, woulda rather seen chili Mac tho. Or that hamburger one. Update: oh shit he got beef brisket, not a bad pick but you better heat it up other wise it’s like beef shit with coagulation sauce.
LoneSoldier29 thanks for the correction on his MRE...... also the MRE he is eating is the version you can commonly find for sale to CIVS. Also you probably never served and never ate the 10 year old MRE meals that the Marine Corps holds on too. Eating these meals everyday will stop you up. You obviously don’t talk from experience.
I want to know who the brainiac is that came up with the idea of swapping M & M's for Skittles! How the hell did Mars mess this up? M&M were INVENTED by Mars for the desert!
Anthony Hartman You're right, the Army gives its 10 year old MREs to the Marines so I never have eaten one. When you assume you make an ass out of u and me. And true, I don't talk from experience, I speak. Cheers devil dog.
Those two M67 and M26 Frags look very real, without the blue handles too, what's up with that? EDIT: He picked them up, I see the blue marks, the're dummies.
I have no idea what to be more impressed by with E.R. Should I stick to being impressed with the atmosphere, or that he can turn eating something into an hour-long tingling extravaganza?
Destructiox "I'm Gunnery SGT. Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, do you maggots understand that? Recruits: Sir yes, sir! Bullshit, I can't hear you.sounds like you got off a pair. Recruits: Sir yes, Sir!!!!!!!!! Good.
Love the atmosphere in this one. The sound quality is outstanding too. Well, I think it's always the case but :D
PIERREG AND POWER OF SOUND? Its like a asmr meeting!
Maybe we can get a collab? Maybe? That's a dream for me.
Tudo bem tudo bem
Opens ammo box,
Expect food,
Gets ammuition,
Eat amunition.
crunch
**ammunition
You could preform the hymelic on them and use them as a gun
Improvise adapt over come
MODDERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODDERN SOLUTIONS
That title. He saw a chance, and he took it... what a guy.
Pubs Made Easy I dont get it
John Lennon You've let me down
@@peteaxe2067 disgrace
Geralt of Rivia How can you
guys it’s asmr but he reviewed an mre so he called it asMRE
Hey man, my wife would appreciate it if you could put our lawn back where you got it. Thanks.
You never had a lawn. You had Ephemeral Rift. Rift is going to war right now. He'll come back soon to lay down in front of your house very soon.
Can your lawn do asmr for me lol
@@samuelhamuel-3624 agreed
Bruh my whole back yard is gone can’t have shit in Detroit mane
@@tonyruiz4905 xD
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS!
In Kazakhstan only men can not run out of ideas
Borat how do you feel about Jews borat?
A man who never runs out of ideas? Hmmm hey that's a good idea?
but he's done an MRE like.. 3 times before..
Watchmojo take some notes.
Coming up at 10: Pennsylvania man arrested for murdering neighbor for quote "opening his ammo box, and stealing [his] rations". Only on channel 5 news.
This level of consistency with your creativity must be exhausting ER
Creatives live and die by their work. It's a lifestyle.
50,000 people used to live here... Now it's a ghost town...
Pripyat Ukraine
Chernobyl outskirts
A gost town... For tingles
Absorb too much radiation and ya dead
Oi suzy!
What are ya daft?
Super good Roleplay yet again👍 You are truly a master in making a authentic atmosphere. Besides being very relaxing to watch and it probably will make me sleep if I try to watch the whole thing, it is that entertaining that I come back more than once just to se the whole thing through. Fantastic job man🙂
I keep seeing you among the asnr community
Spectacular sir! 💤
Yeeeeeeee
DO I LOOK LIKE AN OFFICER PRIVATE???
Henry Peter how do you know that?
Henry Peter. He watches almost all of rifts videos dont be an ass dude
I just watched one of your videos, excellent work
Some people make "What's in my bag" videos and some make "What's in my Ammo Box" videos i guess.
Happy Little Cloud Is that your hard, long.... missile?
( under comment add a Lenny)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
💙💚💛💜❤🏦
Even RunForTheCube
But the real question is... what's in the canister?
Private sleep known to put all of his targets to sleep. Permanent sleep!
"Sleep tight..." *puts on sunglasses* "Don't let the bed bugs bite..."
I get it lol 😂
*loads gun
“(Night night f-ckers)”
*silenced pistol shots in the back of 2 of the enemy’s heads
As a wise man once said, “Oi! Suzy!”
@@grilledcheesy8469 *YEEEEEE--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!*
See a notification -ah, nothing special
PRIVATE SLEEP
-You made my night
*Reads title*
Uh... Did he forget to check for typos?
*Reads description*
Oh that makes sense. ER sure is a clever guy.
Morgan Gobin I didn't notice it until I read your comment
I saw another person make an asmr mre video and thought hey that would be a good channel name and idea lol. Reviewing MREs in asmr. ASMRE
Halloween must be amazing in your house for your kid.
andrewcryan1 I like to think the kid's just no longer thrilled by it because he's so used to seeing his dad walking round in lifelike latex monster masks everyday
Guy Guy
They actually silicone
Charles MyName'sNotCharles Tomato tomato
Ting Wong bing bong
*Accidentally pulls grenade pin*
Matthew DeMoss and nothing happens
Deja vu
You still gotta let go of the lever my boy
You mean the spoon.
That is true. It’s just in movies if someone pulls the pin everyone shits themselves.
Its just incredible that you don't run out of ideas. Since four years.. this is amazing rift!
How do you pump out such quality content at such a rate?
blarp1020 probably records several videos at once and posts them among the week
It's because he's not a Jake Paul,Logan Paul, PewDiePie or Toby Games
deals with the devil
Easy. The kids take a back seat with his wife in life.
Lol kidding.
Good work ethic, a love for his job, and very supportive fans.
*touches grenade*
I really do love the sounds of the grenade.
*accidently pulls pin*
SHIT SERGE MOVE!!!
I can only imagine how awesome ER can tell a bed time story to his kid...
"After Cthulhu was done delivering Christmas presents, he became a doctor..."
And then the man with a gas mask pulled the pin....*pulls pin* that man was me......
Spending one hour to eat a meal is exactly what MREs are supposed to _prevent_ people from doing
Uncle E
"Hold my citrus sports drink powder"
Nope MREs prevent you from shitting
@@chaoticspazz5314 makes sense though. It's rare to find a good toilet in service.
Lmao yeah
I like this concept!!!
can you make it as a story?
like a war movie
박상훈 ni hao
pei I'm korean
박상훈 arigato
박상훈 How about:
"A Nap Too Long"
"The Battan Sleepwalk"
"Saving Sleeping Ryan"
We can make a game out of this!
pei yo i'm not japanese or chinese
I'm korean!!
that was impressive work was it not? i killed 200 men, now i need tingles.
SuperNintendoZach I killed fiddy men!
SuperNintendoZach i killed 300
how'd you sleep without tingles after that? 😅
Stetson Graham I got that reference lol
SuperNintendoZach And the comment of the decade award goes to
Where's Uncle E? All I see is floating hands...
Idk all I see is a talking bush with hands-HOLY SHIT THATS HIM
Sven Hanssen Bruh, nice camo joke! 😄
Plush you ruined it
Plush thanks alot
Noob Noob 🦆
There is nothing i love more than a freshly released vid from Uncle E. Mmm good
In the description I think you need to put entertain in full caps. It’s truly one of the coolest features is how you never run out of ideas
I’m a Marine and I love this 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Oh god this boot ass comment. 🤣
Zach Bremer coming from a man who eats crayons that's not surprising.
Jason Leonardo
Hey man don't diss crayons. They're filled with fiber. ;)
Thank You for serving our country sir 🙏
Dude, I try to explain why i watch stuff like this to my marines and they just give me the weirdest looks. Glad to see some others get it
Izaac Lucht we all are a bunch of weirdos
Great video Rift!! Love the crinkles and soft sounds, plus I loved your Russian MRE video, this is a really great build off that!
The long awaited Captain Macmillan face reveal
Jorge Hanel lol
Jorge Hanel I saw him
I meant his grandpa
These ASMR videos are nothing short of incredible. The sheer way you immerse your viewers into these videos is absolutely jaw dropping to me. Your work and your creativity is beyond my own imagination. You’re the epitome of creativeness. Please keep up your amazing videos and video ideas. You’ll keep me, as well as many many others watching, with each and every video you put out. Thank you!!
Love the backdrop, looks amazing.
Hey Uncle E, could you consider doing a WW1 era sequel? That shed of yours would make a pretty fine dugout.
The Cheshire Cat i cant wait too see giant rats and see tons of gas... Sounds relaxing
Can't forget melted lungs
When he said he admired my skill set all I could think of is " Ya, I'm an Ash and Jäger main."
Skinny Penis Oh heelll no🤔😂😡
Tachanka pops out 13 minutes into the video screaming *LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!*
Kapkan main here
ELA ELA HÉ OH ELA ELA HÉ OH WELCOME TO A F R I C A
Then u have no skill
Ah, the eternal debate...Chili with beans or without. Living in Texas, that's a good way to start a huge argument.
Who needs school when you have ASMR
Max Hoagland Apparently you.
Max Hoagland people who want to succeed in life
Stain Albert Einstein dropped out of high school at 15 and he’s the man, the myth, the legend.
@@the_dooofyes, but he then re-enrolled at 17, and a college entry exam he took showed what those missed years did in terms of knowledge.
*ASMRE*
Thought it was a typo at first ;)
I like it
Hmm...I like it
ASMREEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry, not sorry
OOHHHHH SHIT BOI THATS GUUD
like so calming then he messes up at one point you just hear
*AAAAH*
THATS A WAR FACE NOW LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
I think it would be so cool if you had a second channel where you showed us the behind the scenes and your equipment and costumes and how you make these videos! Love your work Eph!
If I could change one thing about this video, I would add very faint background battle noises, like the ones you hear in an older CoD multiplayer map.
You just hear in the background MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME 😂
Wow! So much food packed in that small pouch! So convenient! I always wanted to try an MRE... Just never found the chance I guess. Great job! Its amazing how much effort you put into your videos!
PRIVATE RIFT, YOUR MOOSTASH HAIRS IS OUTTA REGULATION!
Not gonna lie, the amount of work that this guy puts into his videos is astounding.
Cpt. MacMillan is that you?
Planet Terror "patience laddy"
ITS TIME TO MOVE!
GO GO GO
Planet Terror oi Suzy
Macmillan was neither...
I really enjoy your videos with all of the ideas. also all the things, key aspects/details, acording to the theme of the video. Really love it, for example in this video, the grenades and the rest. The actuall guillie suit, really gives me an impression that you may actually play airsoft, or may get into it.
Have you considered doing a gun cleaning session with private sleep? Also, THANKS FOR THE AMAZING ROLE PLAYS THAT YOU WORK VERY HARD TO THINK OF ABD EXECUTE AT THE LEVEL YOU MAKE THEM AT SO THANK YOU!!!!
Sometimes I find myself coming here not for the asmr no matter how great it is but for Rifts creativity and ingenuity. He has the biggest imagination of anyone that I've ever seen.
“Quite a commotion” the only commotion a MRE does is when you take a shit after eating them for 5 days
Just another great video with perfect quality, truly amazing uncle E, you never dissapoint :D.
Real life: shut the fuck up private and go back to sleep. Wake up is 0400
One of my favourite setups, those details and lighting.. perfect!
*And on that very night, Private Paul Sleep was promoted to a First Sergeant.*
What can I say? He's a natural.
Talk about a field promotion
Okay that sandbag thing you got is amazing. I mean self heating MRE.
MRE:Meals rejected by everyone
They aren't all bad
I like them
You won't be saying that after you try the Pepperoni Pizza MRE
There are defiantly some good asrmists out there but not many great ones that put so much dedication into making their own sets, it takes the entire experience to a whole new level i salute you private.
E.r you aren't an asmartist you are the definition of asmr itself. well done.
I like that he is playing with a grenade in front of his platoon sergeant 😂😂
Fun fact, you just witnessed the face of a man who realized he made a horrible mistake by trying the potatoes. Don't worry, E, we've all been there before. 56:57
This is because they’re garlic and we all know he is a vampire
You could do a video on the plastic spoon w/crinkles on its own! Love your videos Rift!! Puts me to sleep many nights.
*MAINTAIN GROOMIN' STANDARDS*
Oh boy, I’m *GHILLIE* with excitement *AS MR. E* brings delicious tingles
Autonomous Sensory Meal Ready to Eat?
Yes, you won’t get dessert unless you eat your tingles young man!
Tastes like chicken
Meal Refusing to Exit*
Be wary of these things.
I could genuinely watch your videos just for the stories alone. Love it mate!
I find it hilarious that the gillie suit your wearing is something I wore for airsofting with friends in high school, dont have it anymore but thanks for the flashback.
Every single video is like a new adventure for me
Something new everyday, love and appreciate your work🤘❤️❤️
This man shall defeat north korea
MissingPencil heh... Relax with mom jong un...
So this aged well
You are my favorite asmrist and I have bean watching you since you had 100 subs and every video just gets better and better
The feeling I get when he posts a viedio
Nick Franca video*
*vudio
vagina
Vegetables
Wow nice I've never see someone spell video like that! I mean just wow! Look at that it says "vedeo" (do have autocorrect?)
Such a detailed costume! Makes me feel as though I'm actually there, great video ER!
You gotta admire his dedication.
I love videos that start with compliments
Chili Mac & Tuna MREs are the best.
EpicMe3 tuna mre was shit in my opinion. Not enough to eat
Nah fam the chili and beans
Pizza is wayyyyy better than anything else
I'm in love with your new minimalistic icon/banner
*Accidentally unclips the M67 grenade and the video stops*
Uncle E always has something new & creative. Definitely in my top 5 favorite youtubers.
ASMR: Opposing Force
Corporal Shepard got promoted to Seargant and now commands the rest of the HECU in a resistance force against the Combine.
@@slickcalf985 huh neat
This man bought a whole ghillie suit just to make a video...now that's passion right there
"Let's get this onto a tray"
MunMun MurMur
Nice hiss!
As much as I used to hate eating MREs, seeing someone make hot ASMR videos out of them is making me miss them
lets get this out onto a tray
nice
I've really wanted more military ASMR from the community, but no-one does it accurately I'm afraid. This is definitely the best one I've found by a long shot.
When you love ASMR but your also a Marine and the only upside to the video is that he had the chili MRE meal, woulda rather seen chili Mac tho. Or that hamburger one.
Update: oh shit he got beef brisket, not a bad pick but you better heat it up other wise it’s like beef shit with coagulation sauce.
Anthony Hartman you misspelled Beef Enchilada. One, everything can be mixed which makes it good. Two, it doesn't clog you up.
LoneSoldier29 thanks for the correction on his MRE...... also the MRE he is eating is the version you can commonly find for sale to CIVS. Also you probably never served and never ate the 10 year old MRE meals that the Marine Corps holds on too. Eating these meals everyday will stop you up.
You obviously don’t talk from experience.
I want to know who the brainiac is that came up with the idea of swapping M & M's for Skittles!
How the hell did Mars mess this up? M&M were INVENTED by Mars for the desert!
Anthony Hartman You're right, the Army gives its 10 year old MREs to the Marines so I never have eaten one. When you assume you make an ass out of u and me. And true, I don't talk from experience, I speak. Cheers devil dog.
Army 1 - DEVIL DAWGS 0
This is one of my favourite videos that you have done ER, thank you
Those two M67 and M26 Frags look very real, without the blue handles too, what's up with that? EDIT: He picked them up, I see the blue marks, the're dummies.
Daniel Heines2 i picked up on that
Real grenades without powder, simple.
Stas Twinkleton and without the fuse
I love all of your videos recently! Top notch!
He got the Ghillie suit!
ER gonna get dinner dinner chicken winner!
stromig time dont worry Cpt. MacMillan's gonna help him
"whats your favorite back home staff sgt?"
Four Loko. and lots of it.
DAMNIT PRIVATE STOP TRYING TO PUT ME TO SLEEP I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SLACK OFF!
I have no idea what to be more impressed by with E.R. Should I stick to being impressed with the atmosphere, or that he can turn eating something into an hour-long tingling extravaganza?
So I'm back four years later who else is back
Welcome back
Welcome back we’ve got some jobs ready for you
Winter the nuclear mojave almost makes you wish for a patrol.
Legion we quietly count, the can go won't.
*He a little confused, but he got the spirit.*
I lost my words just how creative your videos are 👍👍
You should have ended the video by you pulling a grenade pin in saying OH S**T
Mission Failed we'll get em next time 😂
Dude that would’ve been so fcken funny 😂
A soldier can starve to death by the time you open of those meals and cooking time.
They're hiding in the trees man.
"The fucking trees"
xLulux he is the tree
If you put on the groot or dave mask under that ghillie suit you could be swamp thing or something. Great video as always
Vietnam flashback
I'm back in da nang
Krieg MeisterJ Heh
More like basic training flashback
Now I'm just gonna gently delve my eyes into this wall whilst thinking about the atrocities of war.
Destructiox "I'm Gunnery SGT. Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, do you maggots understand that?
Recruits: Sir yes, sir!
Bullshit, I can't hear you.sounds like you got off a pair.
Recruits: Sir yes, Sir!!!!!!!!!
Good.
He is the only one who can make it through the whole video with falling asleep 😴
Is there something this guy CAN'T do?
Mightydwarf yes.
Mightydwarf
Probably can't breathe in Spanish
Mightydwarf he can't be bad, sloppy, or a poor performer.
Tyler Carlson i mean you're not wrong
Mightydwarf make an asmr video. Oh wait
My 10 year old mind fawning over capt prize,roach,soap, and ghost:
Oi Suzy!
Stay on the shadows!