Help I've Been Scarred For Life
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).
The broken way Jordan explains the iglooing, near tears, to Will reminds me of being traumatized by the internet as a kid and going to your sibling to tell them because if you had to know that cursed content, they did too 😂
Love you boys!
the podcast is very funny but seeing their faces/reactions is just a different level of hilarity 😅😂😂😂
Agreed! I saw the igloo gate on a reel and just had to see the rest of it 😆
I literally howled laughing most the way through it. 😂😂😂
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I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣, seriously, I can’t! Jordan’s little whispered breakdown about the iglooing may be the funniest thing ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣
My stomach is hurting from this podcast I laughed so much and Williams face over the igloo 😂😂😂😂
Why is nobody talking about the fact they STAYED AND ATE THE DINNER!
EXACTLY!!! Also did they put the desert in the SAME freezer?? did they EAT the desert?!! I have so many questions!!
Maybe they assumed it's for medical reasons and Alex is severely ill with intestines cancer or something and in that case, while that's still disgusting to eat from that whole fridge, that'd also be extremely rude to leave, you know, poor guy needs to keep the poo for his doctor to analyse and he doesn't have a choice, he has to put it in the freezer. I, for one, would assume something like that, and I'd feel bad for being disgusted by someone's disease. That being said, having waited for hours for the explanation and getting THAT instead... Jesus Christ on a jet ski...
Edit: Still, condoms? Not a special cup from the pharmacy? Maybe he ran out of the cups and the pharmacy is far... But the gel on the condom is chemical and would ruin the results... No, definitely, I would need answers way sooner than at the dinner.
I listened to this while working with a nail client and boy! I Didn't know what to do! 😳 This has topped all other problems sent in...note to ones self...listen alone 🤣
“It’s never too early for manners” is probably the most unmannerly thing to say in that situation 😂
On one hand I’m repulsed by the idea of iglooing, but then on the other hand my inner mischievousness just loved William and Jordan’s reaction so much that it makes me glad that such a grotesque concept exits. Also I loved the chaos and carnage of you guys recording on Monday’s. I’m actually hoping it’ll happen again one day if I’m being honest, very entertaining! Definitely my favourite episode of 2023 so far even if I am slightly jealous of that Ellie person for receiving a wink from Jordan, thankfully the visual edit glossed over it.
I'm new to this podcast and love this dynamic. Also, the fact that Jordon was so bothered, and William (the king of proper) was able to read it and keep it together, absolutely tickles me.
“Noting will top this”
Melissa: “Hold my beer”
JORDAN AND WILLIAM never fail to make us laugh. I'm also from New York and have been binging everything since I discovered this wonderful duo in the Fall on TIktok. THANK YOU SO MUCH for another full video episode. All the G n Divas really hope this becomes a regular thing
I forgot how unhinged this Monday recording was. And then it went to iglooing. This has become one of the classics for me
I’m crying laughing! Thanks, Jordan, William and Producer Ben xxx
It truly is never too early for manners 😂 I’ve taught very young primary school children proper dining etiquette and they know it’s never time for a tantrum. Great one William I’ll add it to my collection!
You can see on Jordan face, him working it out, the how, whys amd what. Bless him 😅
LOVE how shy Jordan got after the wink! Bless
Love it at 41:20 when he gets that image and just starts crying 😂😂😂😂
34:06 Is the start of the iglooing story, saves searching!
I was eating my lunch when the iglooing was discussed.....you could offer slimming services as I couldn't eat anything after that segment 🤣🤣🤣
Love the GRINDR NOTIFICATION that went off in the middle of this recording lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest ! Had me guffawing on the Lizzie line on the way to work on a Tuesday morning - I looked damn crazy but such a great way to enjoy one's commute
I wonder if the recent "clone-a-willy" event has topped the Iglooing in these boy's eyes.
B & M = Billington & Mayman (NOT bargains & more, as believed by many). I love your dynamic guys. Keeping me entertained through chickenpox. Wish I'd found you years ago...
Never too early for manners.😂 that was a super quick response, going to steal that one.
Bizarrely enough William handled this better than Jordan. I'm still holing at the "gagging on the balcony" comment.
The last one was hard to embrace🤣
The secret to a good yorkshire pudding is to let the batter sit for over an hour, so it's starts bubbling, then it's ready!
Thanks for the laugh. I heard things I would have thought I would never hear. Hahaha. Watching you from the southern tier of the Catskill mountains in upstate NY
Yorkshire puddings the important thing is that you need to ensure that the oil is piping hot steaming before adding the batter. Also never open the door whilst mid cooking wait till they're ready!
Whoever edits this is a low-key comic genius.
EPB does I presume.. (Executive Producer Ben)
I really your podcast. I’m also feeling sick and want to go back to bed and start my day over after hearing about iglooing. Love from Norway
Does anyone know the name of the watermelon episode I have heard it mentioned so many times I want to watch it🤣
‘Nothing can top that!’ Melissa: Hold my beer!!!
every time i watch this podcast i'm weak in the knees i love you guys sooooooooo much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Nothing really surprises me when it comes to human sexual activity. I have heard about, read about, and seen some things that would never cross my mind. And I've done some pretty heavy stuff myself in my life. You just never know what is going on in the house next door.
Jordan is absolutely gorgeous
Broken jordan was crying 🤣😂👏👏👏
Would anyone like a chocolate popsicle, they're ice cold :D 🤔🍧🤣
Oh yes! Welcome in. Drives me nuts.
love the thinking after how it is made
yes William ! It is never too early for manners .
"And remember, folks, you heard it here first!", as some gossip broadcast used as it's tag line years ago! This was rich!
Correction, "its", not "it's"! So embarrassing................I know better! Really!!
The disoear in his voice 😂
"William, he poos it into the condom"
Ive never felt so sorry for anyone in my life 😂
Exactly what Paula wanted with this story
I've heard this being called an Alaskan Pipeline before. No experience of it whatsoever 🤣
The visual aspect of this is amazing 😀 I’m so glad I found this
The last one was genuinely shook me.
Back in the day it was known as space docking. Apparently a certain female singer was into it. Never ever gone give you up has all sorts of meaning.
Honestly, the most horrifying thing ive ever heard!
Jordan’s face is hilarious
Oh, poor Jordan!! 😂😂🤪🤪
my favourite podcast ever
Thanks, Paula. But you know -- I could have lived just as long without knowing about igloo'ing.
Oh gracious - bosses request read receipts on business emails as do persons of certain personalities. Truth always.
Happy Valley final was sooo goood!!
It’s not my Monday morning but I’m being irrationally irritated by little things. Honor Blackman.
Well you learn something new every day!!!! 😳
Oh my days is the only response to the end of this podcast..
I wasn’t expecting that!!!😫😫🤣🤣🤣
That's not iglooing. That's a alaskan pipeline
B&M stands for Billington & Mayman the founders
Welcome In! Well, come in! (Surprised and pleased to see you) Well! Come in!
Hug Jordan ❤
This is the first you tube version I've watched, I normally listen on Spotify... Omg Jordan if looks could kill 🖕🏻 😂😂😂😂 love you guys xx ps.. I have no idea what Ben looks like, but if I see him and recognise him, I'll say hi. 👋🏻
Oh dear! I think this last letter actually broke Jordan's brain. 😵💫
I’m from New York 😭 all of what you bitched about is accurate lmao
I am scared for life 😆
And btw, I am starting to check the freezers of my friends 😂😂😂
I’m so sorry Jordan I mentioned the ring on your wedding finger! I feel really bad now xx
I’m watching this back and thought to myself that this isn’t so bad if you think about more recent episodes 😅
Bloody Nora. I won't sleep now
I live for these. So funny 🥰
William is Dead R8 about Yorkshire puddings, beef dripping & a red hot oven 👍
I need to know the watermelon episode
Episode is Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker - don't have series/ep number but it was August 2020
Don't think iv seen Jordan so quiet
Do they use it when it’s still frozen 😱? Or defrost it first!!? (Not sure why I want to know this!!)
these are always excellent, and shamefully used to sleep to :-)
Note to self: Don’t record on Mondays.😂😂😂
Like ... thanks Paula for traumatising, hopefully all of us...
My husband lost his sence of smell so i love this now i can fart as much as i want now in bed and he doesn't smell a thing we have been together 26 years 😂😂
Love it !!!!!❤
Is the sound and video just slightly off? :( [i think it’s just early in the video] y’all should do more collabs! Trixie Mattel n Katya, Hasan and AustinShow. I feel like the following quote applies, “There are more things in heaven and earth… than are dreamt of in your philosophy”, paired with The Garden of Earthly Delights. Fantastic if not disgustingly beautiful end to this episode. Thank you for your art.
What if he uses it on someone else? LMAO
What is a gndiva
Okay the, uh, pièce de résistance of this vid should really have his own freezer in his room and not fucking tell everybody about it 😭 bro needs therapy- I need therapy
I have a pretty high disgust tollerance.. but after that last bit.. I feel sick. I am not sure how to proceed with the rest of the day.. 😧😭🤮
Bargain madness
Well... something did top this one 😭😭😭😭🙉
in regards to the "LGBTwhatever the letters are" - as a fellow gay man (soon to be married, yay) i recently read the acronym re-spelled as quiltbag. i love that and am now using it instead. it sounds so much more fun, is easier to remember and you can't take yourself too seriously in this world anyway. so WELCOME ALL MY FELLOW QUILTBAGS
It’s called lard
Good lord if you can't fart in your own bed what can you do, my husband would think I was more mad for getting up, going downstairs to the bathroom just to fart, I know I woman who became so ill because she wouldn't fart or do a number 2 when her partner was about and ended up in hospital so I say if you got to go you got to go 😅 love the podcast
Has this been removed from Spotify?
Still there for me, maybe they're just putting them on UA-cam now as well!
i think they’re just posting it all on here as well as spotify because everyone always asks for the full video pod
FARTING IS NORMAL.
I agree, each to their own, but WTAF??!!! 😲 ❄️ 💩
So......iglooing....ewwww can William give us some etiquette tips re this vile and disgusting activity....should one have a separate fridge to store ones "igloos" in bcz ....keeping something of THAT nature in your regular fridge is super disgusting !! Really, I thought I was unshockable. Dirty fekkers !
able
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard 🤣
WOW.... FROZEN 💩
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How do I stop this channel from being recommended to me?
I don't think Honor is ever spelled with a u when it's a proper name - nothing to do with British vs American spelling. Cf Honor Blackman.