Number Neighbours from Hell

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  • Опубліковано 16 бер 2022
  • Because I felt this 2019 fad passed without a proper analysis of all the carnage it caused.
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  • @cube4923
    @cube4923 2 роки тому +26200

    Imagine you go to your irl neighbor and say hello, and they say “How did you find my house? I didn’t tell anyone where it is. Are you stalking me?”

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 2 роки тому +3765

      And when you tell them that you're neighbors because your house is next to theirs, they go "I didn't sign up for this! Fuck off"

    • @megamojo1041
      @megamojo1041 2 роки тому +222

      @@PolrisTired and then the next day they knock at your house just to tell you to fuck off

    • @MrConfused.
      @MrConfused. 2 роки тому +63

      @@megamojo1041 i read that as: "They go to your house to fuck u" 💀

    • @squidiskool
      @squidiskool 2 роки тому +401

      @@PolrisTired LMAO

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 2 роки тому +542

      @@PolrisTired What we all wish we could tell our neighbors. For example our neighbors to our right moved our fenceline like six feet to our side so they had more room on their property, and the neighbor on our left shot our dog in front of me as a child literally six days after they got out of prison. Don't even get me started on the rich people up the hill from us or our neighbor across the road that bragged about hitting his wife to us that one time.

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 2 роки тому +4839

    "Looks like I need to put up a fence"
    Okay that's a pretty good comeback, ngl

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 Рік тому +59

      Kind of a burn

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility Рік тому +1

      @@sapphirestar3978 That's what your parents said when your mom got pregnant.

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 Рік тому +4

      @@Nonexistility that... doesnt even make sense..what?

    • @carrot632
      @carrot632 Рік тому +2

      @@sapphirestar3978 what

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 Рік тому +45

      @@carrot632 someone tried to pull a "thats what she said" joke out of what i had said before but it didnt make any sense

  • @lilysfiles3880
    @lilysfiles3880 2 роки тому +2871

    i texted my number neighbour once, they responded with “i dont know what a number neighbour is but im only 12 years old and if you ever text me again the only neighbour you will have is the one next to your prison cell” i think about that kid a lot 😭

  • @Toastoffire100
    @Toastoffire100 2 роки тому +3508

    Its fucking incredible how, no matter how specifically the concept is explained, people are still FURIOUSLY confused

    • @Unplugged7
      @Unplugged7 Рік тому +92

      Well if I was minding my own business and someone said HeY TeXtdOOR nEiGhbOr I would be confused to and think it was my neighbor

    • @Unplugged7
      @Unplugged7 Рік тому +62

      Also, don't expect people to know about whatever Twitter is doing every 2 weeks 🙄

    • @seanborland717
      @seanborland717 Рік тому +117

      Did you even read the comment? I would be confused too but the point is them still being confused after the person explained it too them

    • @user-kt1no7yx1u
      @user-kt1no7yx1u Рік тому +104

      @@Unplugged7
      1) I learned about number neighbors like 4 years ago from UA-cam
      2) They explain what's going on "your number is one diget away from mine"

    • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
      @nadeshikorealnofake2237 Рік тому +10

      As a rule of thumb. Dont plain on believe what a random text message tell you ok? Lmao

  • @takethesoup
    @takethesoup 2 роки тому +10246

    “If you poor katchup into your coffee, it’s not coffee anymore. It’s a cheeseburger?”
    conversations with this person would be legendary.

  • @snfriedm
    @snfriedm 2 роки тому +13845

    This video accurately represents my relationship with my neighbors.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 2 роки тому +87

      @Boluga no and I don't want to. bot

    • @holymolyiahteingpvz
      @holymolyiahteingpvz 2 роки тому +45

      Cars have neighbours?

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +9

      I tapped it, I think it’s safe…

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +7

      WOW YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!
      ua-cam.com/video/aQTWor_2nu4/v-deo.html
      (for legal reasons, this is a joke. Sadly people don’t get those anymore.)

    • @sIugger
      @sIugger 2 роки тому +10

      @ТоммуIппit 🅥 Can someone click on this link and confirm to me that it isn't a virus?

  • @anoth112
    @anoth112 2 роки тому +721

    My number neighbour messaged me first, then when I said hello they proceeded to exclusively tell me obscure fun facts. It's been five months and they only stopped last week.
    I am terrified.

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox Рік тому +683

    Dude I feel so bad for that guy who lost his wife, must be recent if the number is still active. I hope he's doing okay.

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 11 місяців тому +70

      Yeah that is the only one I feel bad for, but everyone else takes it waaay too seriously like calm down it’s just supposed to a small fun thing.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 10 місяців тому +6

      I don't really feel bad for him because nothing actually happened.

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 9 місяців тому +55

      @@olivercharles2930 imagine being this naive

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 8 місяців тому +4

      @@1989v9 Imagine being this annoying

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 8 місяців тому +38

      @@olivercharles2930 thank you! i aspire to be like this HAHAHA

  • @Jaunty_Jeff
    @Jaunty_Jeff 2 роки тому +10110

    The best part is how nearly all of them asked how the person got their number right after they get the explanation

    • @DindellaTheDefender
      @DindellaTheDefender 2 роки тому +682

      Working customer service of any kind consists of having this experience with people all day long. People don’t pay attention/don’t absorb information quickly sometimes, and it can really make or break your day. But this video? This video is a “make your day” experience, and I’m living.

    • @a..4255
      @a..4255 2 роки тому +284

      @@DindellaTheDefender i apologize on behalf of my mom

    • @Jaunty_Jeff
      @Jaunty_Jeff 2 роки тому +39

      @@DindellaTheDefender i can imagine!!

    • @ExtantThylacine
      @ExtantThylacine 2 роки тому +269

      Imagine knocking on your neighbour's door and them asking how you got their address.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 2 роки тому +62

      That assumes they know what the fuck "number neighbor" means, which people that don't spend all day on Reddit and Facebook... don't. Normal people don't know who the fuck you are or why you're texting them.

  • @daisiesforghosts
    @daisiesforghosts 2 роки тому +17816

    I accidentally met my text door neighbor at a temp job. He was showing me how to fill out an intake form and just used his number and I was confused because I thought he was trying to use my number but messed up and was like “why did this guy try to memorize my number?!” Then we found out

    • @bingusmcdingus2969
      @bingusmcdingus2969 2 роки тому +1824

      Are you married now?

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +957

      Neat. I hope it blossoms into a friendship.
      It’d be brilliant…

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 2 роки тому +846

      @@bingusmcdingus2969 yeah I expected something like this lmao, sounds like a movie plot. Maube I am just a romance freak

    • @thishuman1621
      @thishuman1621 2 роки тому +530

      This is literally a movie plot, please update it when something happens

    • @barryhomeowner9293
      @barryhomeowner9293 2 роки тому +489

      You live in a wattpad fic

  • @sakurafalls2468
    @sakurafalls2468 Рік тому +218

    "Your number is one digit up: I'm 9441 and you're 9442!"
    "hOw dID yOu GeT tHiS nUmBeR?"

    • @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
      @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 2 місяці тому +1

      Hey, can you imagine? Old folk exist. Yeah, pretty crazy right?

    • @thebussypresident7085
      @thebussypresident7085 2 місяці тому +19

      @@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611old people generally understand how numbers work

    • @annoying_guy923
      @annoying_guy923 2 місяці тому

      @@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611old people are not that fucking dumb. if they were they would be fucking dead under a bridge because they cant comprehend the littlest fucking information.

    • @annoying_guy923
      @annoying_guy923 2 місяці тому +15

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611Hey, can you imagine? Not every old person is fucking stupid. Yeah, pretty crazy right?

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Місяць тому

      @@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611seems a bit ageist

  • @RexenPrime
    @RexenPrime Рік тому +288

    I ended up going on a few dates with a girl a few years ago and found out she was my number neighbor. We had previously went to the same highschool and everything and didnt even know it. Pretty interesting stuff.

  • @anotherstrangecommenter
    @anotherstrangecommenter 2 роки тому +7948

    The one who sent the demonic Teletubbies chant should bring their number neighbor for a hang out sometime :)

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +112

      Here be the bots

    • @hiddendagger7
      @hiddendagger7 2 роки тому +73

      @ТоммуIппit 🅥 i was literally moments away from clicking that, close one

    • @mrmannsalt2444
      @mrmannsalt2444 2 роки тому +40

      I remember the Teletubbies one it’s very creepy when you know what it says but I kinda forgot what it said all I know is the word They was in there

    • @mrmannsalt2444
      @mrmannsalt2444 2 роки тому +12

      And something about sins?

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, that one was awesome. XD

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 2 роки тому +2812

    Texdoor numbers in a nutshell:
    "Hi I am your number neighbor!"
    "How did you get my number?"
    "My number is one digit from yours!"
    "How did you get my number?"

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 2 роки тому +302

      *Detailed explanation*
      “Fuck off”

    • @hhhhj5831
      @hhhhj5831 2 роки тому +74

      One time I accidentally texted a random number and this is deadass how they act like wtf…?
      Must be old people…?

    • @brunoslybruno
      @brunoslybruno 2 роки тому +66

      @MrHolyKindness the thing is, why go through such effort just to explain it? if they cant understand 'our numbers is the same except for the last one' then they're probably not someone you wanna talk with anyway - as you can see by over half of the ones in this video

    • @rubeedi1015
      @rubeedi1015 2 роки тому +1

      Nah its more like:
      Me: Hello! I'm ur number neighbor!
      Number neighbor (NN): who the fuck r u
      Me: I'm rube
      NN: fuck off u dumbass

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +56

      "It's-"
      "If you do not recite the Russian alphabet backwards in half a second I'm going to call my friend in the military"

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Рік тому +96

    "Hey, I'm your number neighbour."
    "are there people looking for me"
    That's a Philly classic.

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 9 місяців тому +5

      That was the most justified one here I'd be concerned too, never too safe

  • @moon_wolfi1124
    @moon_wolfi1124 2 роки тому +100

    I’ve never had someone pull the “text-door neighbor” thing.
    I was simply thrown into a group chat that contained a bunch of numbers that were in numerical order with some random email assembling it. This actually happened two or three times.

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 11 місяців тому +19

      Yeah that’s a scam it’s happened to me before. It’s usually an accident when they try to text the same thing at the same time to lots of people. Or its a pyramid scheme which is hilarious since it never works

  • @hanjis5894
    @hanjis5894 2 роки тому +8773

    My number neighbor was an old man who straight up facetimed me after I messaged him a greeting. I was startled at first, but he was so friendly and told me how he thought my message was nice & thanked me for texting him. He was so sweet 🥺

    • @TsovoaLevone
      @TsovoaLevone 2 роки тому +556

      Blessed comment

    • @yupyup2347
      @yupyup2347 2 роки тому +22

      Cap

    • @bunnyboo6295
      @bunnyboo6295 2 роки тому +726

      The elderly can get lonely so a friendly hello brightens their day

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 2 роки тому

      @Die how the hell is that cursed

    • @fiery_gamerz
      @fiery_gamerz 2 роки тому +72

      I wish I get the same number neighbour

  • @billygray6776
    @billygray6776 2 роки тому +2243

    "maybe we can be bffs"
    "Maybe you can fuck off!!"
    That killed me.

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet Рік тому +102

    I remember texting my number neighbor once just being like “I know this trend is over, but whatever” and he was relatively chill. And then a couple months later he sent me a random image. Then we never spoke again….

    • @stxrrynight.
      @stxrrynight. Рік тому +6

      What image, if it's okay to ask?

    • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
      @Justanotherpersonontheinternet Рік тому +25

      @@stxrrynight. It wasn’t anything bad, I think it was something like 2020 in a nutshell, where it was the actual number 2020 inside of a png of a nutshell. I honestly don’t remember.

    • @stxrrynight.
      @stxrrynight. Рік тому +9

      @@Justanotherpersonontheinternet oh, I see. thanks for the reply! :D

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Рік тому +1

      @@Justanotherpersonontheinternet and here I was thinking it was a picture of his genitals

  • @palepiink
    @palepiink Рік тому +64

    I remember daring my friend to text her number neighbor- she's generally shy and doesn't like strangers, so i was surprised when she agreed - only to find out her number neighbor was her twin.

    • @liengandriod55
      @liengandriod55 Рік тому +1

      WTF. How did that happen?

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 10 місяців тому +5

      Bruh moment

    • @komos63
      @komos63 2 місяці тому +2

      The one with the higher number's the more valuable one. Discard the other, it's an old version.

    • @robertdunagan5807
      @robertdunagan5807 2 місяці тому +6

      Sounds like they got their phones at the same time and place likely live in an area with a lot of available numbers. It happened to me and my brother with our first phones.

    • @Mari-Schimmer
      @Mari-Schimmer Місяць тому

      Nahhhh that's cheating

  • @insertcleverpunhere718
    @insertcleverpunhere718 2 роки тому +10898

    i love how with most the textdoor neighbors in the video half of them have no idea how it works and think they are being spied on and the other half knows exactly what it is and want to be left alone and half of that group will send the wildest things to scare people away

    • @realname4625
      @realname4625 2 роки тому +545

      I'm half German, half Irish, and half not good with fractions.

    • @DCBfanboy
      @DCBfanboy 2 роки тому +575

      @@realname4625 they didn't make a mistake if you read it carefully

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 роки тому +170

      @@realname4625 lol but nah they were right, half of a half is a quarter

    • @87goats.
      @87goats. 2 роки тому +27

      Ahh yes 3 haves

    • @realname4625
      @realname4625 2 роки тому +112

      @@DCBfanboy like I said, /I'M/ half not good at fractions.

  • @Usernamefromtheinternet
    @Usernamefromtheinternet 2 роки тому +4672

    I once texted my number neighbor and she somehow ended up talking about that time she almost died in 2018 by eating Jollibee and how her hospital stay was the last straw for her to leave Philippines to go live in France, only to be food poisoned yet again by an O'Tacos taco 3 days after she arrived.

    • @NateTDOM
      @NateTDOM 2 роки тому +447

      Wow you really got this persons life story nice

    • @KAlberich
      @KAlberich 2 роки тому +180

      Damn Aether. Sounds like this world must suck for ya.

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 2 роки тому +451

      Sounds like the writers were trying to kill her off

    • @kwibloupthesomething
      @kwibloupthesomething 2 роки тому +94

      @@KAlberich first he loses his sister to the abyss, now this

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 2 роки тому +18

      Is your name Kevin by any chance?

  • @gabbygold2692
    @gabbygold2692 Рік тому +174

    For the Hebrew: the only thing right about the pronunciation was the first word “אני” but honestly the fact that you tried was amazing because a lot of others would just play an audio or do even less. Hebrew is also very difficult (lots of silent letters that only make sounds when other symbols are added but in most Hebrew writing the symbols aren’t there)

  • @JaJammer
    @JaJammer Рік тому +56

    2:51 it translate to **To invoke the hive m i n d
    representing chaos
    Invoki ng the feeling of
    chaos
    With out order
    The NezperdIan hive
    mind of chaos Zaigo
    He who Waits Behind The
    Wafl
    ZALGO!**

    • @agedstring
      @agedstring 7 місяців тому

      Wasn’t Zalgo made by diaper drawing pedo?

    • @raineseth5661
      @raineseth5661 6 місяців тому +8

      'Zalgo' is actually a creepy pasta. The thing you're translating reads:
      *To invoke the hive mind representing chaos,*
      *Invoking the feeling of chaos,*
      *Without order,*
      *The Nezperdjan hive,*
      *Mind of Chaos, Zalgo,*
      *He who awaits behind the wall,*
      *ZALGO!*

    • @jafguy
      @jafguy 6 місяців тому +1

      Never thought I would see zalgo here but he’s welcome

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 2 місяці тому

      me want lore​@@raineseth5661

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 2 роки тому +7807

    Part of me is always kinda tempted to message my textdoor neighbour, however that slight crumb of curiosity is crushed by my introverted ass being terrified of conversing with a total stranger 😅

    • @thecatarmy3485
      @thecatarmy3485 2 роки тому +700

      Bro you made a comment for total strangers to see

    • @I_like_Plants130
      @I_like_Plants130 2 роки тому +491

      Yeah accidentally typed my siblings number in (looks similar to mine). One of the last 6 numbers was off and I texted a stranger, some one was very creepy, called me even. Apologized for texting the wrong number. They Kept wanting to hook up which is weird for someone I didn’t even know. I blocked him.

    • @audenisarat8179
      @audenisarat8179 2 роки тому +230

      @@I_like_Plants130 what omg that guy is a creep

    • @I_like_Plants130
      @I_like_Plants130 2 роки тому +60

      Sorry, a little creepy. But could have been intentional so I wouldn’t make the mistake of texting them again, if that even happens? Granted this trend wasn’t going on when this happened.

    • @I_like_Plants130
      @I_like_Plants130 2 роки тому +4

      @@audenisarat8179 yeah

  • @JohnRay1969
    @JohnRay1969 2 роки тому +1019

    I explained "number neighbors" to my 70 year old mother. I could see the wheels turning in her eyes. She will be texting her number neighbors this evening.

    • @Bee8467
      @Bee8467 2 роки тому +29

      Did she?

    • @dennishallada890
      @dennishallada890 2 роки тому

      Well, did she?

    • @azurecerulean1279
      @azurecerulean1279 2 роки тому +114

      poor woman's gonna be traumatized

    • @volt42re
      @volt42re 2 роки тому +8

      I should get my parents to do that as well

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah let the elderly get traumatised by people who very rightfully wanna be left the fuck alone.

  • @rosesonmygrave9290
    @rosesonmygrave9290 Рік тому +35

    I had someone text me as my number neighbor, at a time where I felt extremely lonely. So I was very happy to have someone to talk to. But I think I scared them off 😅

  • @cycrothelargeplanet
    @cycrothelargeplanet 2 роки тому +47

    4:42 Finally, someone who is kind and also isn't dumb

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 2 роки тому +5

      what the world needs now is love sweet love *INTENSIFIES

    • @emilelesaffre
      @emilelesaffre Рік тому +2

      Well, if a stranger texted me for that, I would react the same way the others did

    • @prettynoicehandle
      @prettynoicehandle 2 місяці тому

      Alright but you should at least be able to grasp this basic concept.
      They goy angry sk fast smh.

  • @toastlotl
    @toastlotl 2 роки тому +3961

    Actually, the first one is basically what happened when I texted MY textdoor neighbor, apparently it was some 11 year old kid who got paranoid after I explained, and he told his mom, who then called me (I didn't answer), and then texted me saying she was going to call the cops, and called me a disgusting 30 year old pervert who preys on children... I was 12

    • @phanngockhanhchi2971
      @phanngockhanhchi2971 2 роки тому +636

      how did u reply to her?
      "YOU PIECE OF SH*T YOU SPIED ON MY BOY!"
      "Ma'am it's Mcdonald's"

    • @toastlotl
      @toastlotl 2 роки тому +852

      @@phanngockhanhchi2971 lmao, I'm pretty sure I just said "uh, I'm 12" she never replied

    • @phanngockhanhchi2971
      @phanngockhanhchi2971 2 роки тому +358

      either she's too ashame of herself or she thought that there's some misunderstands lying around

    • @D0MiN0ChAn
      @D0MiN0ChAn 2 роки тому +654

      To be fair, you could have been a 30yo texting a random minor by accident. That's the thing with this trend, you never know what age your textdoor neighbor might be.

    • @phanngockhanhchi2971
      @phanngockhanhchi2971 2 роки тому +76

      @@D0MiN0ChAn how did such trend even start out?

  • @sharkrancher282
    @sharkrancher282 2 роки тому +3830

    I get being a bit annoyed by this trend, but the amount of people who can't seem to wrap their heads around this concept is truly concerning.

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 2 роки тому +124

      Ah yes, because everyone with a phone automatically understands the stupid shit the internet likes to do every two weeks

    • @titus4440
      @titus4440 2 роки тому +621

      @@loli_cvnt5622 It's more so the fact that they still ask how you got their number even though you've explained to them that you simply changed the last digit by one

    • @sharkrancher282
      @sharkrancher282 2 роки тому +155

      @@loli_cvnt5622 Yeah, exactly what Titus said. I wouldn't exactly phrase it like you did, but there is quite a bit of whimsical nonsense online. These folks explain the joke pretty well, though.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 2 роки тому +109

      @@loli_cvnt5622 sounds like you got texted by your textdoor neighbor

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 2 роки тому

      Think of the average intelligence from high school. Not stupid, but not smart either, just average across the board. Then realize that half of the population is dumber than that. Then it'll make sense as to why there are so many morons that can't seem to understand this simple concept.

  • @youtubersingingmoments4402
    @youtubersingingmoments4402 Рік тому +18

    2:47 I was expecting a secret message when I reversed the audio, but nope; it's just what's on-screen verbatim reversed, for anyone wondering.

    • @peacemaker2427
      @peacemaker2427 Рік тому

      Thank you

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Рік тому

      how do ya reverse videos

    • @V0IDWARE
      @V0IDWARE Місяць тому +1

      Zalģ̴̧̨̧̡͎̪̙̝̦̫̳̠͚̝͍̼̗̯̫̦͎̘͖͓̠͖̫͎̜̖̺̘͇̥̭̥͖̼̹̼̽̓̀̽̑͋̉̌̌̒͐͆̀͊̈́́͗̐̈̿̎̈́̀̈͆̃͛͘̕͘͘͜͠͝͝ ̴̨̡̡̧͕̤͕̺̗̖̖͇͉͚͙̭͙̳͕͈̲̘̤͔̩̮́͆͛̌̆̔̀̉̈́̓͌́̒̓͐͊̍̊̆̓͊̅̾̑́̄͛̃̋̐͆̀͋̔̏̓̈̋̏̈̎̀̓̾́͌͑̆̍͌͗̍͊̆͗͌̇́̀̾́̽̕̕̕͘̚͘͝͠͠ơ̵̧̢̡̛̺̘̳̠͔̯͙̙̱͓̜͎͉̦̞̞̜͉͇̎̌͛̇̊͊̓̿̈͊̏̑̀̇͐̊̈̄͛͂̌͋̀̀̀̑̌̒́͆͆͑͑͋͊̓͊̆̎̄̌̌͐̇̒̉̑̒͑̕͘͘̚͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̵̨̧͈̬̪̜͎͇̭͔͓͉̬̩̼͚̤̥̺̦̬̹͇̭̳̽̀́̿̋̑́̓̒̇͑̈̅͌̉̓͘̚͜͜ͅͅ.̵̡̨̨̧̡̨̨̧̨̨̢̡̛̹̬͕̦͈̝̬͉̺̙̖̙̫̭̩̮̺̟̥͚̞͈̪̫̞̘̙͓̬̟̭̩͔͔̠̱͎͖̻͓͉̭̜̘͈͔͇̣͍̳̺̥̖̰̟̹̲̠͇͛̌͑͛̽́̈͋̆́̆̀̓̋̎̀͌͛͗̏̑̍́̀̒͌̐̍̀͗͋͑̑͋̄͑͌̈̏͗̐̈́̄̄͋̈́̓̑̊̓́̀͑͌̑͐̿͂͒̈́̈͆̕̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̷̛̘̣̼̻̝̙͋̐̍̇̍̏̎̿̽̀̓́̌̑̐̋̀̆̽͂̌̑̂͘.̷̨̢̮̘̜̞̼͈͎̗͕͚̹͖̠̬̰̼̞̗̻͕͖̘͙̜͙͔̺̤̘̠͎̮̲̳͍͍̝̥̺̺͇̼͇͕̲̗̈́̋̌͗͊̅̔͆̈́̍͂̎͛̓̉̾͗́̈́͊͛̑̍̀̊͌̈͑̊̋̅́̉̾͐͊̈̽̐͑̉̈́͗́̒̿̂̽̃́̔̑͗͆͆̔͒͆̽̿͂̿̾̏͘̕͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ ̷̢̛̛̛̣̱̝̣͈̥̰̖̥̱͕͕̩̦̙̣̭̳̞̟̙̗̥̹̓̀͋̇̓͆͗̃̒͑̊̔̀̏͊̄̇̐̽̑̐͒̑͐̉́͂̈̈̈́̆͆̾͒͊̎̾͒͊̾̒̒̂̀͂̐̀̿̃͋̿͒̊͐̏̀̚̚͘̕͝ͅ.̷̡̰̲̩͓̩̦̻̩͔̱̗͓͍͇̳̝͙̘̟̣̱̲̯͎̻̠̫̿̈́͗̂̌̆͛̍̌̋̍̍̀̅͒̾̄͊̆̄̌́͌̓̾̀̋͗̾͆̔̒̅̉̅͐̄̀́̌̽̃͗̊̊͑̍͊̓͒̚͘͘̚͠ ̷̡̨̨̡̧̡̧̧̨̛̛͙̬͙̤͖̮̞̭̤͖̩͈̟̦̰̗̯̪̪̱̲̳̤͙͖͙͇̥̯̯͔̦̗̹̱͎̲̘̭̳͈̩̯̬̰̳̺̖̜̯͙̘͎̗̩̭̤̜̰̒̾̉͗̂̇͆́́͆̊́̿̈́̆̅́̓̂͒̔́̒̾͛̾̅̊̈́͆̿͐̀́͂̌͋̾͗̏̚̕̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ ̵̧̡͖̝̭̳̖̙̮̩̻̭̤̩̭͉͌̈͒̏͆͋̍͆͛̈́͂̐̈́̆̌̎͂̆͋̈́̎̽̇̊́͒̒̏̚͠͠ ̸̛͙̇́́͂͂͗̓͂̔̃̈́̀̍͗̅̽̈́͗̑̌̊̇̿̐̀͒̒̾̇̈́̐͒̇̊̕͝͠͝Ḩ̷̡̧̨̧̛̛̩̟̦̫͈̙̥̼̟͉̩̻̙̞̥̟̤̻̹̜̞͉̎̀͋̀̏̑̒̄͊͒̊̏̒̂̎͋̔̓́̈͑̐͛̃̒̍̑̐̔̏́̄̅̈́͂̒̅̿́̇̔̋̈́̀̉̕̕̚͘͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅͅȨ̶̡̥̱̥͙̫̜̣̩̙̻̻̭̼̲͚͍͇̠͍͖̞͖̙̍̒̊̇͂̾̊͊̽̿̍̈̎͑̿̊͊̏̊̅͑͐͛̓͛̋̓̆̈́͂̀̆̓͘̚͜͠͠ ̵̧̧̧̨̧̛͇̻̮̫̖͖͉̼̯̰̜͚̞͙̰̻͚͔̖͓̝͍̟͕͈̞̺͓͔͈̻͚̼̦̪̭̥̭̘͙̝͚̬̻̞̗̯͍͉͇̝̜̝̘̺̰͕͔̬̯̥͇͍͎͚̬̱̝̲̹̀̈̌́̐̅̓̅̎͑̄̍̓̐̀̋͗̽̅͗̓̈́̑̒̇̈̍͌̇͊̎́̋̅̿́́̅̒̇͂̏̒̇̇̀̀̉͊̎͑̂͋̿͛̈̕͘̚͘̕̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅC̴̡̢̡̡̧̡̨̛͍͙̪͇̼̱̫̝̩̬̖͔̲̲̠͇̘͔̳̯̦̘̟͇̞͔͕̱̟̞̞̪̺̞̘̟͚͎̺̫̰͍͎̲̟̼̺̳͍̖̳͔̯͈̳̭̦̬͇̠̙̬͉̹̏̄̌͐͑̈̏̐̈́̈́̀̈̏̊̈͑̋͊̎̐͗̀̃̈́̓̓̃̀̇͑͐̑̿̋̏̿̃͋̊͌̾̈́̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅǪ̷̧̡̡̛̟̪̲̖̪̠̱̭̣͎̺͚̖̬͉̪̲̭͔̞̠͎̖̽͒̓̎̌̊̓͋́̿͂͋̑̏̔͊͗̊͗̈́̅̾̽̊̄͌̆̈́͌̏͗̊͂͂̂̓̔͊̅͊̊̔͊̊̑̈́̀̽͗͒͊̾̓͆̀̄̃̌̚̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠ ̷̨̛̛̛͉͖͓̝͍̭͍͓̳͔̼͍̌̔̌͗͂̉͆͑̈́͊̿̾̓͐̄̂̃̀̎̔͋̽́́͋̉̋̋́̍͆̽͒̆͐̅̂̉̑̽̐͗̂̓̎̃͛̌͒̿̚͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̶̧̡̡̧̛͇̯̺͖̦͓̙̞̼̗͉̳͇̪̼͕͓̬͔̻͈̬̼̬̲̺̼̏̾̓͐͂̇̍̀̏̊̇̇̾͆̃̎́̓̌͂̐̍̈͛̍̉͒͒̀̔̆͐͗̈̉̿͐̎͒́̓͒̄́̎̇͛̌̍̽̚̚̚̚͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅ ̵̢̢̢̨̡̨̡̨̦̰̝͈̟̭̗̙̻͔̥̼̭͈̲͔͉͖̞̞̤̩̭̪̥̯̝̺͕͇͓͈̥̗͓̗̦̦̠̭̠̘̟͎͚̹̥̤̳̱̪̮̗̯͖͎̩̯̱̱̖̤̦͙̗̫͍̩̿̈̚͜M̸̡̢̨̧̢̧̠̦͚̝̪̥̬͚̝̞̳̪̜͕͉̜̮̗̭͖̝͕̻̜̜͉̫̯̝̤̬͎̼̫̜̥̰̬͇̪̲̙͈͓̘͈̗͙̝̺̥̝̤̺̝͔̞̼̱̻̺͚͉̯͉̠̪͆͌͛́̾͊́̈́̐́͒̀̈̐͑̄̀̿͋͂̿̾̈́͘͘̕̕͜ͅͅ ̷̡̢̢̡̧͈͈̩͔̫͚̖̱͚̩̝̱͓͓͎͔̘͔̥̫̞̤̯͍̼̝̲͍̱̟͔̹̥̳̙̺̖͈̼̱̮̙̲̞̤̥̼̭̲̳̏͊̉͑͐͆͐̑͊̿̕̚̚͘͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̨̤͍̣͉̠̩̫̬͉̫̱͖̫̰̼̹̣̺͚̠͈̲̻̳͚̰̱̙̤͈̝̠͔͈̗̮̲̪͓̝̬̥͇̥̳͈̳͍̮̲̀̓̉͜ͅ ̷̧̡̡̢̡̛̰͕̹̳̤͓̫̜̹͎͎̣̞̠̜̙̭̹̮̙̗͚͇͈͓̖̼̫̿̈́͒ͅ ̷̡̢̢̛̭̼̙̯̝͙̝̩̙̻̫̘͈̘̮̥̝̺̘̳̺͕̙̲̪̹̗̙̜̞̱͓͓̟̤̞̖̱̲͔̲̲͓͈̘̝̺̫̪̤͙͈̻͇̣͎͋͒͌̓͆̀͆͂̇̋̅̿̓̂͌̂̍͆͌̽͆́̍͋͗̄̈́̏̄͑̓̃͗͆̐̃̇̈́͋̋́̏͐̑̓́̄̇̍́̽̚̚̕͘͘̚͘͠͝Ȩ̵̡̡̢̡̨̩͙̳̹̟͈̣̞̠̹̰̲͓̠̻̪̙̗̘͉͕̬̝̜̙͈̙̮̗̟̘͕̙̤̜͙̠͕̜̬̺̜̺̙̠͔̱̱̜͎̘͖͖͖̲̲͖̝̜̦̜̒̒̾̔͌̔̿̉̇̄͗͑̔̋̑͐̉͑̊̌͑̍̒̐̐̇̊̋̂͊͌̍͂̑̃̈́̃̎͒̓̑́̊́̐̔̀̐̊̀̀͌̈́̿̆̕͘͜͝͝͝͠Ş̷̨̡̢͈̻̬̙̬̠͍̠̯͙̜̬̗̟̱̞̥̫̥̭̝̳̯͚͇̰̻̻̞͇̭͚̣̪̯̯̳̯͇͈̺̙̭͙̲̳͓̙̰̗̻͍͇͇̟̜͇̱̺̖̫̋̽̐̄͑͌͗͆͗͆́̿͒̍͊̉͑̀̀̈́̈́͗̈͋͆̐̋͑̑̇͑͐̋̿͑̓̌̊̐̀̿͑̌̚̚̕͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅ ̴̛̛̛͔͙̦̳̻͎̞̹̬͑̈́̔̈̇̊͊͂́͊̑̇͗͋̔́̿͛̀̎́̏̂̓̈́̇̿̈́͑̈́̀̅̆̉̄̏̀̐̃̀͒̄̀̽͐́̎̐̿̔̅̈́̇̈́̿̚͘̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠

    • @Cannotoad
      @Cannotoad Місяць тому

      ‘»፟፟፟፟፟ٓـٌٍَُِّْٰٓ⁠ְֱֲֳִֵַָֹֻ⁠ံ္ွွ္;§ְֱֲֳִִֵַָֹֻ⁠ٓـٌٍَُِّْٰ٠፟፟፟፟፟

  • @marijncat6711
    @marijncat6711 Рік тому +32

    "El Sandwich" has me in stitches there is nothing funnier. Especially if you picture a cop saying it. 2:40

  • @soapysorp
    @soapysorp 2 роки тому +650

    “You texted my dead wife’s phone” “Let’s play 8 ball!” Killed me💀💀

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 2 роки тому

      Just like his wife.

    • @Sclaraidus
      @Sclaraidus 2 роки тому +64

      You mean like his wife?

    • @Bee8467
      @Bee8467 2 роки тому +15

      @@Sclaraidus oh no

    • @SylvainJoseGautier-
      @SylvainJoseGautier- 2 роки тому +10

      @@Sclaraidus This reply is the best ever lol

    • @SpaceKebab
      @SpaceKebab Рік тому +3

      @@Sclaraidus you fucking beat me to it

  • @iceoz
    @iceoz 2 роки тому +1607

    Matt should record himself texting his number neighbors.

    • @prosecutorwalton
      @prosecutorwalton 2 роки тому +8

      Who's to say he didn't?

    • @Aerith-K-Ai
      @Aerith-K-Ai 2 роки тому +4

      We need to make him see this!

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +13

      Instead of Omegle users it’s his number neighbors

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 2 роки тому +10

      Sounds like an easy way to get doxxed

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 2 роки тому +17

      @@cara-seyun how...? just blur out the numbers lmao and I doubt his number neighbors are watching his videos

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 7 місяців тому +12

    This is why I never did that number neighbor thing. I've always imagined someone doing it to me though and I've been thinking of the perfect thing to send back to them that will occupy their brain rent free for the rest of their lives

  • @Check_aniMate
    @Check_aniMate Рік тому +17

    It's nice to see some nice people and wholesome people meet up once in awhile

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +1096

    Its rather impressive how quickly confusion turns to anger for some people...

    • @askinredroads5132
      @askinredroads5132 2 роки тому +162

      Exactly what I thought , kind of scary how aggressive some people got.

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 2 роки тому +46

      the fight or flight response in action

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 2 роки тому +10

      If it dosent turn to anger and instead turns to submission then that would be rather bad for human evolution no?

    • @Hetsu..
      @Hetsu.. 2 роки тому

      @@liagamer4265 we are a complete shit species anyways, doesn't matter

    • @paixeon8816
      @paixeon8816 2 роки тому +110

      @@liagamer4265 the opposite of anger isn't submission

  • @capuchinosofia4771
    @capuchinosofia4771 2 роки тому +1481

    Ah this brings back memories: imagine a group of some tired and some drunk teenagers texting their phone neighbours at the same time... I was sure it was going to be awesome! But alas, we didn't realize it was fucking 3 am.
    We all got blocked.

    • @justaperson6922
      @justaperson6922 2 роки тому +22

      Lmaoooo what a story 😂

    • @CaliTheRaven
      @CaliTheRaven 2 роки тому +44

      It's 3 am right now and I was considering doing this, thank you for the wake up call Sofia, that was close

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 2 роки тому +7

      @@CaliTheRaven lmao you are welcome!

    • @brunoslybruno
      @brunoslybruno 2 роки тому +7

      try again until yall find some night owls thats happy to talk about the perfect amount of chocolate to make a good chocolate cake

  • @stariadreamtea
    @stariadreamtea Рік тому +33

    I wish people were more friendly. I'd love a nice number neighbour.

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 11 місяців тому +9

      Seriously people take things way too seriously and act like anyone talking to them is gonna murder them or some shit. If they don’t wanna talk than that’s fine but don’t be an ass about it!

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 8 місяців тому +3

      like a good neighbour, statefarm is there

  • @zagginox
    @zagginox Рік тому +7

    “Hello number neighbor”
    “You just texted my dead wifes phone”
    “Let’s play 8 Ball!” 😂

  • @chriszablocki2460
    @chriszablocki2460 2 роки тому +1034

    I once got the police called on me for attempted kidnapping after asking a girl crying in a parking lot if she was OK. I'm pretty sure she got beat up. And the mother of the punk ass kid that hit her called the cops.
    I don't think anybody really knows what the fuck they're doing.

    • @Headlock123456789
      @Headlock123456789 2 роки тому +57

      That’s sad.

    • @chriszablocki2460
      @chriszablocki2460 2 роки тому +207

      @@Headlock123456789 it's not sad. It's backward. I get falsely accused of the serious crime that they probably committed. And the cops just have to go with it.

    • @rabidfox1179
      @rabidfox1179 2 роки тому +48

      @@chriszablocki2460 I hope you're doing better physically and mentally, and that this situation will eventually leave you. Stay strong and fight back friend❤

    • @chriszablocki2460
      @chriszablocki2460 2 роки тому +129

      @@rabidfox1179 I was over it moments after the police asked if I kidnapped someone, I said no, and they clearly saw that nobody was in my van. It's the precedent that stuck with me. I'm not really a victim. Correct thinking and reason is.

    • @ebola420
      @ebola420 2 роки тому +4

      @@rabidfox1179 you watch pngtubers

  • @jeltevl8868
    @jeltevl8868 2 роки тому +548

    If the demonic teletubby one was my number neighbour I would instantly ask them if they want to drink some coffee with me. That person seems like fun to talk to.

    • @Ophedia
      @Ophedia Рік тому +20

      The teletubby one sounds like something I would do

    • @mr.manchess5860
      @mr.manchess5860 Рік тому +31

      Cheeseburger coffee?

    • @Neagwejeagwe6975
      @Neagwejeagwe6975 Рік тому +8

      @@mr.manchess5860 exactly that coffee

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Рік тому +9

      Yeah they think it'd scare me away but demonic horror is my exact brand of humour

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama 11 місяців тому

      would it be like a zoom meeting?

  • @kbugequines
    @kbugequines Рік тому +23

    1:09 I’m sorry I was so caught off guard by this 💀💀💀

  • @fuyuyoshiya
    @fuyuyoshiya 2 роки тому +28

    1:03 _"skull eemojee"_

  • @fiveoneecho
    @fiveoneecho 2 роки тому +1577

    The people who just can’t comprehend how someone “got their number” will never cease to confuse me. If you were to just randomly choose some numbers with the valid area codes, you’d end up getting some people…

    • @shalodey
      @shalodey 2 роки тому +107

      they're bound to be old people who don't understand technology

    • @LilyCelebiFlipnote
      @LilyCelebiFlipnote 2 роки тому +40

      ...people's dumbness never ceases to dumbfound me! (Yes, pun intended, lol)

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 2 роки тому +6

      Egocentricity.

    • @joschmo4497
      @joschmo4497 2 роки тому +18

      @@shalodey Yeah because these young tik tok kids definitely understand technology. Don't make this about young or old, most people are just daft.

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 2 роки тому

      Jo Schmo Yes, young TikTok kids DO understand technology. What the fuck are you talking about?

  • @giftinggeezer3149
    @giftinggeezer3149 2 роки тому +487

    Wish I could get my textdoor neighbor to message me, instead I’m stuck with bots sending me virus links with no context. There used to be messages calling you baby or sexy, but no even that’s been simplified. Straight to the point. Like where’s the foreplay anymore?! This country….

    • @bluefairy7653
      @bluefairy7653 2 роки тому +109

      I have to agree with you. The state of affairs as of now is deplorable. What is this, easy street? Porn bots not sending tasteful messages? I mean come on. It costs nothing to be kind.

    • @flamepelt3092
      @flamepelt3092 2 роки тому +34

      SO THATS WHAT THOSE ARE

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 2 роки тому +30

      I've had a handful of Chinese scammers on WhatsApp try and chat me up, it's fun to talk with them under the guise of a false identity.

    • @saturnwhale
      @saturnwhale 2 роки тому +21

      Exactly! I need to be flattered before I can be properly scammed.

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 2 роки тому +6

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 I had a LONG conversation with a Chinese scammer, annoyed the hell out of them

  • @ArmedGuard-ql8nz
    @ArmedGuard-ql8nz 2 роки тому +6

    Hello Texdoor neighbour!
    "You just texted my dead wifes phone"
    "..."
    "Let's play 8 ball!"

  • @BlindStarLily
    @BlindStarLily Рік тому +8

    My divorced parents who hate each other are number neighbors… I can only imagine how the two of them reacted to this trend.

  • @emilyofjane
    @emilyofjane 2 роки тому +931

    I never got a response from my number neighbors, but one person made a group chat of me and 20+ other similar numbers and just said "shut up" so that's something I guess

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 роки тому +152

      clearly the chad move in that case was to start talking with all the other numbers.

    • @TheGreatCragWyvern
      @TheGreatCragWyvern 2 роки тому +68

      I got a person with a group chat of 20 who said “wanna have some fun 😏

    • @dragicmagic9870
      @dragicmagic9870 2 роки тому +22

      Those are scams now you will get more scam calls because they know your number is real

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 роки тому +4

      What a chad lol

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 роки тому +79

      @@dragicmagic9870 I’m pretty sure a scammer wouldn’t say “shut up”

  • @lanceuppercut_
    @lanceuppercut_ 2 роки тому +488

    "fuck off you poor sad muppet" was the funniest one

  • @yeahimoliver
    @yeahimoliver 2 роки тому +18

    2:02
    that one got me.
    😩✋

  • @dazaioioi
    @dazaioioi Рік тому +20

    2:00
    "I give you a horrid stare, I back away and look ss if I'm on the brink of sobbing. I cover my eyes tp hide myself from your ugliness, and run away."

    • @dazaioioi
      @dazaioioi 10 місяців тому +9

      WHY DID I SAY THIS HELP😭

  • @sarahbums
    @sarahbums 2 роки тому +943

    i just found this channel today and it is perfectly filling the sorrowTV/soothouse shaped hole in my heart

    • @esmin2400
      @esmin2400 2 роки тому +33

      Hey! You’d probably also like KingAni, WildSpartanz and their friends. They make similar content to Matt and Sorrow+Soothouse

    • @galaxymilk100
      @galaxymilk100 2 роки тому +42

      I just found the soot house channel the other day so I've got a little over 100 videos to enjoy. I honestly didn't even realize that they didn't upload anymore

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 2 роки тому +53

      @@esmin2400 they also did my boy Slazo dirty back in the day tho

    • @clayel1
      @clayel1 2 роки тому +48

      this is exactly what i feel about this channel
      soothouse was fucking hilarious and its now gone ripp

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly my thoughts wtf 💀

  • @explodinghammeronthe17thof36
    @explodinghammeronthe17thof36 2 роки тому +662

    The "lets play 8 ball" at 3:20 was so unexpected and had me laughing for 10 seconds
    Edit: with 10 seconds I meant 5 seconds or like the average long laugh length

    • @linneastrom9272
      @linneastrom9272 2 роки тому +37

      not 9 seconds, not 11 seconds, 10 seconds

    • @Ethan-gw6mi
      @Ethan-gw6mi 2 роки тому +19

      Bro I’m still laughing

    • @alexepic3255
      @alexepic3255 2 роки тому +7

      I will always remember that response

    • @yyyyymmoT
      @yyyyymmoT 2 роки тому +19

      Who hasn't played 8 ball against a dead wife's phone

    • @hundro9810
      @hundro9810 2 роки тому +16

      **laughing suddenly stops**

  • @criticalshut4754
    @criticalshut4754 10 місяців тому +3

    I once texted my number neighbor.
    He replied back, telling me he was going to extract my teeth from my jaw with a claw hammer.

  • @elektro3000
    @elektro3000 Рік тому +4

    "I'm going to tear your penis" is, I think, the most unhinged greeting I have ever heard.

  • @cyber_dragon_123
    @cyber_dragon_123 2 роки тому +183

    "I need to put up a fence."
    "Reddit is ruining my life."

  • @user-fi5cb9dt6k
    @user-fi5cb9dt6k 2 роки тому +338

    I once accidentally texted my mom’s number neighbour telling her to come pick me up. (I forgot my phone so had to borrow my friend’s). The person answered by “I can’t, the house is flooded!”. I didn’t notice and got concerned af, until he told me it was the wrong number. That was pretty funny haha

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 2 роки тому +44

      whoa number neighbour disaster line

    • @anonymous-yk3sd
      @anonymous-yk3sd 2 роки тому +6

      @@lazypops3117 best reply ever

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 2 роки тому +3

      @@anonymous-yk3sd ;)
      one month later and I've completely forgotten what the joke was...

    • @SpaceKebab
      @SpaceKebab Рік тому +9

      @@lazypops3117 whoa number neighbour disaster line

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku Рік тому

      @@SpaceKebab Why did I laugh so hard at this

  • @AvrahamYairStern
    @AvrahamYairStern Рік тому +7

    As a Hebrew speaker, I really wasn't expecting Matt to speak Hebrew. Best moment ever

  • @darthyoda4934
    @darthyoda4934 2 роки тому +2

    This was the first video I watched of this hilarious channel

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 2 роки тому +278

    the "can u believe betty white died?" had me crying lmfao

    • @ABCEasyas--
      @ABCEasyas-- 2 роки тому +7

      Literally. It ruined the vibe of New Years Eve

  • @FannomacritaireSuomi
    @FannomacritaireSuomi 2 роки тому +1388

    I'm sad how so many people are so aggressive about these kinds of experiments. I love to chat with random people as long as they don't have any evil intentions.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 роки тому +211

      Some people think literally everyone is an axe murderer

    • @annabeth968
      @annabeth968 2 роки тому +6

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 ikr!

    • @GradMeat
      @GradMeat 2 роки тому +210

      To be honest I just dont want a random person texting me. However I would just insta block them instead of responding.

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +206

      Nine times out of ten, getting weird phone calls from strangers is a prelude to some kind of scam. Even if that doesn't turn out to be the case; not everyone is a social butterfly, and most of use deal with enough intrusive assholes in our daily lives that we don't need them calling us in our offtime.

    • @wolfpackflt670
      @wolfpackflt670 2 роки тому +53

      @@chesterstevens8870 or some BS phone marketers

  • @Tabbywillfindyou
    @Tabbywillfindyou 8 місяців тому +6

    I know how to speak Hebrew and I can confirm, at 2:29 , that person did in fact say that

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad 8 місяців тому +1

      he butchered the pronunciation though

    • @Tabbywillfindyou
      @Tabbywillfindyou 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Tzelofachad I know he butchered the pronunciation. I was talking about the text

  • @fatyoshi1456
    @fatyoshi1456 9 місяців тому +3

    "Here we have an emoji of a skull, i guess you could call it a SKULLAMOJI"
    History was made

  • @Kongonaut
    @Kongonaut 2 роки тому +574

    I do really like this trend. Actually I do text frequently with my number neighbour. I'd even go as far and call him one of my best friends.
    The fact that my brother is my number neighbour is also worth mentioning.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 роки тому +218

    As someone with a Philly area code, I can confirm it's also not a great idea to try this with your physical neighbors.....

    • @nanismeelasla
      @nanismeelasla 2 роки тому +6

      I'm also in Philly, and imho it depends on a lot of things but I think my neighbors are quite nice

    • @nanismeelasla
      @nanismeelasla 2 роки тому +5

      @DripTrollKing what

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 2 роки тому +3

      @@nanismeelasla noo

  • @interiorjay
    @interiorjay 2 роки тому +3

    I like how he legitimately pronounced the misspelling. "Hello, it's you are text door neighbor!"

  • @alvideos2145
    @alvideos2145 Рік тому +3

    I'm a total introvert, but I'm really curious what my number neighbor is like =D

  • @AjitaniShirasu
    @AjitaniShirasu 2 роки тому +189

    "How old r u it's not that difficult to understand" had me in shackles; it's so true too lmao

    • @mintmane
      @mintmane 2 роки тому +44

      In shackles?! I hope you get out soon!

    • @AjitaniShirasu
      @AjitaniShirasu 2 роки тому +12

      @@mintmane I hate you for that but also that's great lol

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 2 роки тому +16

      Let the shackles be released!

    • @AjitaniShirasu
      @AjitaniShirasu 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheAbsol7448 "Release the shackles!!!" Lmao

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheAbsol7448 i understood that reference

  • @spikypancake1661
    @spikypancake1661 2 роки тому +412

    Dude, the one where they came back a day later to say 'fuck you' has me DYING hahahahaa

  • @OmicronX-1999
    @OmicronX-1999 10 місяців тому +9

    Yeah, shockingly, most people don't appreciate being randomly contacted by randos.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 9 місяців тому +9

      Most people lack a sense of humor and common sense.

  • @81caspen
    @81caspen Рік тому +1

    Your Ron Swanson impression is freaking unCANNY!

  • @louisagreer1700
    @louisagreer1700 2 роки тому +2797

    I never sent a number neighbor text and was unaware of the trend. However, I received a text from someone. I was kind of freaked out that a random person texted me and didn't respond. They texted again saying something like, "So, I guess this doesn't work?" Lol sorry bud the concept of a random stranger having my phone number is not appealing

    • @faalentijn
      @faalentijn 2 роки тому +816

      Technically everyone has your phone number at all times since it is just a string of nine random digits.

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +486

      Just reply, say “I’m not interested in the trend, sorry.”
      They’ll usually be polite, leave, something friendly.
      If not, block them.
      If they still don’t stop put their numbrees on the web and accuse them.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus 2 роки тому +46

      @@faalentijn I was just about to say that haha

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 роки тому +439

      everyone has your number, they just dont know who it belongs to

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 2 роки тому +53

      @@michealshixam1731 But then its easier to guess your number

  • @KatieT97
    @KatieT97 2 роки тому +570

    I think the worst horror story I’ve heard of this trend was one woman who texted her number neighbor and he somehow was able to get her address (especially since because of area codes number neighbors also live close by) and started sending her pictures of weapons and saying he was coming to kill her

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 2 роки тому +183

      The Text-Door Neighbor is a nightmare thing.
      You do have to understand that contacting someone via similar number doesn't sound good either. Legitimately you can sound like a kidnapper or even a child predator. Imagine an adult calling a child. "I'm your neighbor."
      Scaring the other person away is generally in your own interest for safety.

    • @Christian-gr3gu
      @Christian-gr3gu 2 роки тому +23

      Holy Christ hope she's ok

    • @Christian-gr3gu
      @Christian-gr3gu 2 роки тому +157

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 dude wtf. There's a difference between calling someone with I'm your neighbor, and sending a text explaining what a number neighbor is and trying to be friendly

    • @TheCra5yCartoons
      @TheCra5yCartoons 2 роки тому +44

      Sounds like a story that people who don't agree with text-door made up

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 2 роки тому +50

      Okay guys, I get it I get it I was an uneducated fool, but hey incase any of u wanna start tracking people.. the replies to my comment are a great start!
      But HOW did he find her address? There is no way to do that unless you're REALLY advanced and knowledgeable in the tech world. Even then, those types of people probably already know what a number neighbour is, why tf would they get their shit scrambled over it? Also how do we know those guns are theirs? What was the conversation that led to it? Too many questions, it doesn't make sense.

  • @akii5202
    @akii5202 Рік тому +3

    BRO THE HEBREW ONE SENT ME AS A HEBREW SPEAKER 😭 2:26

  • @17flyingrats
    @17flyingrats 2 місяці тому +1

    I wonder how many times cops ever get calls about "Number Neighbors"

  • @kylar1042
    @kylar1042 2 роки тому +101

    3:20 Really changes the meaning of "from hell"

  • @JR-he6fn
    @JR-he6fn 2 роки тому +65

    This seems even more riskier than texting a crush

  • @Toppy_From_Scratch
    @Toppy_From_Scratch Рік тому +3

    did anyone think of the fact that someone in this comment section, may even be neighbors with matt himself?

  • @A-wild-Kittybee
    @A-wild-Kittybee 7 місяців тому +3

    So basically you can have a chill neighbour or a *INTENSE* neighbour there is *no* in between

    • @Vexxy197
      @Vexxy197 7 місяців тому

      There is one: “bitch”

  • @bananakinsmoothiewalker
    @bananakinsmoothiewalker 2 роки тому +627

    I’m going to sue Matt, because this made me laugh so hard that I almost choked on lasagne (or lasaganga) and died.
    For legal reasons, this is a joke, but still. 😂😂

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому +64

    3:28 that may be the worst spelling of "asphyxiation" I have ever seen in my life

  • @echovortex939
    @echovortex939 6 місяців тому +1

    This is top tier content bro keep it up

  • @chegadesuade
    @chegadesuade Рік тому

    That last conversation could've really turned into a friendship, it's good conversation for being so random

  • @localplaguenurse
    @localplaguenurse 2 роки тому +140

    My number neighbour sells puppies on Kijiji (It’s like a Canadian Craigslist). I know this because they accidentally put my number instead of theirs twice and I kept getting calls and texts about available lab puppies. At least once I got called while I was in the middle of class. They did this twice and my dad and I (he had a Kijiji) had to message them to change their number and they did. In the two years since I’ve only gotten one call about puppies but the caller made the typo, not my number neighbour. Still have their profile saved in case it happens again though.

    • @arandomperson7232
      @arandomperson7232 2 роки тому +8

      So...no puppies?

    • @CharlotteML1
      @CharlotteML1 2 роки тому +34

      My phone number is one digit different (think mixing up a 6 for a 0) from a bed shop, so I've occasionally had calls from people who wrote the number down wrong. The funny part is that they always ask 'are you sure?' when I tell them I'm not the bed shop! As if I'll suddenly go 'Oh you're right! I wondered why there were so many beds in my house!!"

    • @iulia5665
      @iulia5665 2 роки тому +7

      I had a stroke trying to read the website name

    • @localplaguenurse
      @localplaguenurse 2 роки тому +1

      @@arandomperson7232 I mean there WERE puppies, I just wasn't selling them

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 2 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure my number neighbor is an older woman named Kathy who keeps accidently giving out my number instead of hers.

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 2 роки тому +97

    Hearing Matt say skullemoji is my favourite thing

    • @crackasilly
      @crackasilly 2 роки тому +21

      Someone's gotta make a compilation of it 🙏🙏

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +26

      @@crackasilly I'd love to see that!!

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 2 роки тому +4

      @@Matt_Rose im on it

    • @crackasilly
      @crackasilly 2 роки тому +4

      Well now in attempt to compile as many videos as i can with any occurrence of "skull emoji" by watching several videos, my thoughts are now entirely in Matt's voice
      Even typing this sounds like matt is reading it in my head
      Matt get oit of my brain
      💀💀

    • @nonamelegend_vapor
      @nonamelegend_vapor 2 роки тому

      When did Matt saying “skullemoji” become a meme? I missed some comment sections, I guess

  • @reubenakimenko1425
    @reubenakimenko1425 Рік тому

    This video is an emotional rollercoaster

  • @Ijustexistokaynoquestionpls
    @Ijustexistokaynoquestionpls 8 місяців тому +2

    Waiting until somebody’s number neighbour is their friend from kindergarten

  • @Profileunused
    @Profileunused 2 роки тому +83

    4:17 I bet they're Canadian

  • @Absbor
    @Absbor 2 роки тому +101

    4:36 so wholesome!

  • @elenaxthatxbitch
    @elenaxthatxbitch Рік тому +3

    The worst part is their bound to live in the same town as you bc of your area code LMAOOO

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 Рік тому +2

    The internet is a wonderful place; you choose to harass a random person and then get pissy when they, rightfully, tell you to fuck off.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 10 місяців тому

      What are you, a snowflake? How is sending one message to a person harassment?

  • @castergilgamesh1778
    @castergilgamesh1778 2 роки тому +70

    2:59 his honesty is amazing

    • @wiliwilo
      @wiliwilo Рік тому

      It could've been a throwaway account that posted it

    • @spl420
      @spl420 7 місяців тому +1

      If I messaged someone and got this reply, I would share something from my collection no questions asked.

    • @acatlol2930
      @acatlol2930 20 днів тому

      ​@@spl420WHAT.

    • @spl420
      @spl420 20 днів тому

      @@acatlol2930 you know, send him some 6-digit combinations of great stuff

  • @Brent-jj6qi
    @Brent-jj6qi 2 роки тому +89

    0:52 if he instantly offers drugs that’s not from hell, that’s a god tier one

  • @anonymoushumanhi
    @anonymoushumanhi Рік тому

    This video’s got me contemplating whether I should try this but I’m so socially anxious

  • @Toxic_tictac17
    @Toxic_tictac17 Рік тому +2

    It’s the “let’s play 8 ball!” For me 😂

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 2 роки тому +137

    I feel honoured to see this video come out

    • @nikmrn
      @nikmrn 2 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku ????

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 2 роки тому +1

      @@nikmrn "dear hor" it cut off lol

    • @V1_Ultrakrill
      @V1_Ultrakrill 2 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku I once made content then deleted it all
      You're welcome

    • @witherking6651
      @witherking6651 2 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp!

    • @V1_Ultrakrill
      @V1_Ultrakrill 2 роки тому

      They deleted their comment

  • @hk372
    @hk372 2 роки тому +70

    I'm way too scared to try this but the temptation is there

    • @michealshixam1731
      @michealshixam1731 2 роки тому +11

      Do it, and keep me informed.
      I’ll do the same.

    • @phoebesekine4783
      @phoebesekine4783 2 роки тому +21

      @@michealshixam1731 I did it! Tried it twice (one digit up, one down) for good measure. The first one responded and they didn’t want to interact but were pretty nice about it. I was relieved bc I was kinda scared I’d alert a creep to my existence lol. 2nd one is pending.

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 2 роки тому +1

      @@phoebesekine4783 Did you try them recently?

    • @thatcrystal
      @thatcrystal 2 роки тому +1

      @@phoebesekine4783 any news?

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 2 роки тому +6

      @@phoebesekine4783 we can only assume the second one was a creep and it didn't turn out well... RIP :(

  • @shadowfluff2255
    @shadowfluff2255 Рік тому +1

    I would never have the courage to do this. I will wait until someone texts me.

  • @Biffting93
    @Biffting93 8 місяців тому +3

    I’ve never been contacted by my textdoor neighbours. I’m starting to wonder if they’re too scared to, my number does end in 666 😅