I eat the last one when everyone is watching so that they'll start talking about it, which distracts them from the fact that I ate all the rest before that one.
Eh not really. It seems like they wrote the sketch around the social faux pas of "Eating the last anything" and exaggerated to an extreme. The cliche was just very fitting.
There is no exact 'phrase' for it. It's always been a joke to link the word 'cookie(s)' and 'crumble' together. What you're thinking of is Bruce Almighty.
Because you would leave a cookie behind that has been touched, and the next person can't know if the person who took the first half washed their hands or even bit it instead of breaking, or whatever. I wouldn't take half a cookie. It could also just belong to someone, which is why it's only half, and the person forgot it there.
Clones have been a huge issue in the Ninja butt warriors community. Fans have been pleading to have them removed from the games since a clone with a genetic fluke won in 1995 with their third butt, but to no avail.
I learnt how to bypass this situation, just ask anyone in the vacinity if they want the object, it would be rude to say yes so they will say no, then you weren't rude since you asked
Who cares about rudeness. It wouldn't work with me. I would say yes and then your method is flawed. I would just take it and if anyone's angry, give them a new whole cookie. Problem solved
It's not rude. Food is made to be eaten. That's it's purpose. By not eating the last cookie you're insulting the food, the cook, and starving people through the world and history.
lordelliott42 if I went up to a starving child in Africa or any chef in the world and said “I didn’t eat the last cookie” none of them would care. It’s considered rude to eat the last of something at a party Incase someone else hasn’t had it yet.
Just watched this for the first time and realized LoadingReadyRun has a 30 seconds version of this sketch (crapsot 175 - the cookie) from 3 years prior and I think it’s neat how different comedy troupes converge on similar ideas.
I never realized this was a thing, in fact I always seen it as rude not to take the whole thing you know because some people don't wash their hands so would you even want to eat a half cookie?
By the second split of the cookie i would think anyone would assume someone didn't finish their cookie and just left it on the plate. Now thats rude and disgusting
From a strict "what is polite" point of view, if you're going to take the last cookie, you should inform the others in the area that you are going to do so and offer it to them. If they all refuse, then it's yours. This silliness is intensely rude, not to mention wasteful- after all, if no one takes the last one then it's wasted.
If other people are around you don't take the last one you ask once if anyone wants the last one if no one is listening you eat it, if someone looks like they want it but doesn't say you offer it to them, if they still say no you eat it or split it depending on how you're feeling. If no one is around stuff that whole fucking cookie in your mouth and run.
You start to see the formula for these sketches after watching like 3 videos. After you see Grant split the cookie the second time, it's obvious that more people will come along and split the cookie again and again until something bad will happen.
I take the last one without second thought. I mean, obviously because I want to spare others the horrible feeling of having taken the last! Not at all because I'm greedy for cookies and would probably murder for food. Haha. What were you even thinking. Who'd do that? It's all for the good of others, of course!
Elijah Lee I'm studying interactive design and the font was used a lot in children sites and stuff. So it's not professional to use it. It's seen as childish
I'm the guy who just takes the last cookie anyway. And then waves it in front of everyone else shouting at the top of my lungs "YOU WANTED A COOKIE? WELL TOO BAD MOTHERF******!"
No. The force created by a single atom being split is equivalent to jumping a single grain of sand a few inches. ( Credit to the guy in the comments who described this for someone else - I'm not a science buff myself ) Just know an atom bomb contains roughly a septillion atoms that are forced into a violent reaction with one another. A single atom in the face of that is nothing. You would barely feel a breeze against you if at all.
Omg... For god sake... XD if I were Katie, the cookies is gone... No, I'm not being rude..... And the plate is also will be sent straight away to pantry.
When there’s two cookies left, I hover around until somebody takes one and I lunge to get the last one because I just NEED to be the last one to get it.
So I have heard this statement ”a person who can take the last piece is a courageous person” So I always take the last piece while people are hesitating
I like how Katie was in this and she wasn't the butt of the joke and they seemed to appreciate her existence in the skit
Nah, new writer, she'll learn.
What surprises me most is that she wasn't doing drugs here.
its cause it was written by rheka. If it had been written by katie, she would've filled it with self degrading humour.
PrincessTogepi Sorry, I'm new here.
Harmony Is The Best There Is No Arguing well now we know what Katie's moms channel is...
They always blame the last guy who ate the last cookie.
But they don't blame the first guy who ate more cookies.
You're right...they don't. I know from experience. >:)
Nameless well that's politics 101 my friend.
I do both :D
I eat the last one when everyone is watching so that they'll start talking about it, which distracts them from the fact that I ate all the rest before that one.
Best comment ever
I feel like they started with "this cookie's about to crumble" then wrote the sketch backwards from there
Eh not really. It seems like they wrote the sketch around the social faux pas of "Eating the last anything" and exaggerated to an extreme. The cliche was just very fitting.
TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName Thank you Mister Literal. We can't have UA-cam commenters getting away with jokes!
There is no exact 'phrase' for it. It's always been a joke to link the word 'cookie(s)' and 'crumble' together. What you're thinking of is Bruce Almighty.
well done sir
Chris Etteh
thats exactly what I thought
"Guys, anyone want that last cookie?"
"No" "Nope" "Nuh-uh"
"Great, I'll take it then"
_How to avoid world-ending nuclear catastrophy_
“It would be rude”?
When it comes to free food, I throw out the rules of society
If it's free it's free real estate
same.
*maniacal laugh*
SAME
Damn bro you are a psychopath
"This cookie's about to crumble." I think I know what line this sketch was made for
i feel like taking half is more rude than taking a whole cookie.
How so?
Because you would leave a cookie behind that has been touched, and the next person can't know if the person who took the first half washed their hands or even bit it instead of breaking, or whatever. I wouldn't take half a cookie. It could also just belong to someone, which is why it's only half, and the person forgot it there.
DAE h
This was the most interesting conversation I read over eating a fucking cookie 😂
Sometime si even take the whole box.
You know what's more rude them taking the last cookie?
Not bringing enough for everyone, even though the sign says "for everyone"
Deathnotefan97 your aware it's just that everyone already ate some
Cloudy Tug that's even worse, people already getting some, then calling the person who hasn't had any yet "rude" for taking the last one
Yeah, I wonder who ate all the previous cookies..
Deathnotefan97 no people ate the cookies probably all of them then they don’t want to take the last one so everyone left some for another person
I thought in the end someone was gonna bring in a whole box of cookies.
"I did some research on that guy and he used to be a baby"
Well I would hope so. I would be worried if he was just a clone.
Damn I used to be a baby too! I should clone myself.
Clones have been a huge issue in the Ninja butt warriors community. Fans have been pleading to have them removed from the games since a clone with a genetic fluke won in 1995 with their third butt, but to no avail.
I learnt how to bypass this situation, just ask anyone in the vacinity if they want the object, it would be rude to say yes so they will say no, then you weren't rude since you asked
+Timo Do you think that girl is pretty?
or you could ask them if they want the cookie instead of the object
Who cares about rudeness. It wouldn't work with me. I would say yes and then your method is flawed. I would just take it and if anyone's angry, give them a new whole cookie. Problem solved
Thats honestly the only way.
Stating that this works with many objects
Not only will I eat the last cookie, but I will also (pauses for dramatic affect) eat the first one.
OH MAH GAWD
News flash! I already ate... ALL the cookies.
Shannon Wiggins same
I'd eat them
Cookies are delish, who in their right minds that's able to wouldn't?
And every cookie inbetween
When the newbie starts off with good skits.
E drop LOL
Yeppp
“Good” is pushing it
Who was the newbie
@@bappinator3470 reika
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."
I would eat the whole cookie, whats wrong with these people
same
rude
RUDE
*RUDE*
What kind of sick monster are you?
I bet you eat and shit from different holes as well.
There goes the special effects budget
in such a bad skit ass well
*badass skit as well
But-get
Q
It’s just the animated border wall all over again
The production value on this sketch is insane!
It cost 3 million dollars :(
CollegeHumor i call bullshit
CollegeHumor and you’ll make 2
especially that 10 year-old-but-still-sold-exactly-the-same logitech joystick that everybody seems to have
CollegeHumor *one handred million dollaaaars
Ok but I hate it when people only take half of a cookie or donut like I don't want it after you've palmed it that much.
I'm pretty sure causing a nuclear apocalypse is ALOT more rude then denying people cookies
BUT THAT'S JUST MEEEEEEEEE
Liam Haig have you no manners!!!
ARE YOU MAD?EATING THE LAST COOKIE IS RUDER THAN ANYTHING
Sound like something a rude person may say
you are SO rude.
And then there is me, eating the whole plate and leaving no crumb untouched.
The other, easier solution is to just be rude.
Ambrose Hillman no that's rude!!!!
It's not rude. Food is made to be eaten. That's it's purpose. By not eating the last cookie you're insulting the food, the cook, and starving people through the world and history.
lordelliott42 if I went up to a starving child in Africa or any chef in the world and said “I didn’t eat the last cookie” none of them would care. It’s considered rude to eat the last of something at a party Incase someone else hasn’t had it yet.
Ambrose Hillman nobody will remember it, it’s just a cookie.
I no longer feel like a dick for eating the last cookie now I know it's prevented the apocalypse.
Gray Fullbuster WTF lol :,)
That's why I decide to be rude.... so as to prevent a nuclear fallout.
Brotherly Love Eagles Highlights The world needs more thoughtful heroes like you! Thank you good Samaritan.
Brotherly Love Eagles Highlights but I want a nuclear fallout D: XD
You don't need to spend that much on production; we love you the way you are.
Just watched this for the first time and realized LoadingReadyRun has a 30 seconds version of this sketch (crapsot 175 - the cookie) from 3 years prior and I think it’s neat how different comedy troupes converge on similar ideas.
_Ok, someone need to make Ninja Butts a real thing_
Lol your everywhere
FroyoHead Animation have you watched keijo!!!!!!!!
FroyoHead Animation There's a thing called Keijo!!!!!!!!
Miles Smith but keijo isn't ninja butt it's just swimsuit butts
FroyoHead Animation seems epic
did he cut an atom in half?
Yes. Do we call that nuke Mother of all Cookies?
Potato Ninja typ you can DI that
now thats a lot of zeros!!
No, the Large Hadron Collider was booked for the day. :(
septillion is actually 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I never realized this was a thing, in fact I always seen it as rude not to take the whole thing you know because some people don't wash their hands so would you even want to eat a half cookie?
BlazinKushFTW yeah and splitting the cookie smaller than half (or a quarter for large cookies) is basically leaving behind crumbs
By the second split of the cookie i would think anyone would assume someone didn't finish their cookie and just left it on the plate. Now thats rude and disgusting
From a strict "what is polite" point of view, if you're going to take the last cookie, you should inform the others in the area that you are going to do so and offer it to them. If they all refuse, then it's yours. This silliness is intensely rude, not to mention wasteful- after all, if no one takes the last one then it's wasted.
If other people are around you don't take the last one you ask once if anyone wants the last one if no one is listening you eat it, if someone looks like they want it but doesn't say you offer it to them, if they still say no you eat it or split it depending on how you're feeling. If no one is around stuff that whole fucking cookie in your mouth and run.
+Calum Beattie Wait, so it's like a game of chicken? Whoever can last the longest without asking for it gets it?
I like to imagine this entire sketch was built around the "This cookie's bout to crumble!" dialogue
I love the background conversations they have
You know you watch a ridiculous amount of CH when you predict how the sketch will go
You start to see the formula for these sketches after watching like 3 videos. After you see Grant split the cookie the second time, it's obvious that more people will come along and split the cookie again and again until something bad will happen.
This is why my fridge is full of left overs
Best comment on the page
Dwll can I come live with u😂😂😂
"This Cookie is about to Crumble"
congrats on 100 likes :)
the best line
Thank You Very Much XD
Tyler Jones sounds like somebody took the last cookie before you got a piece
I was there
0:36
You know what's more rude than taking the whole cookie?
Dropping them on the floor.
Reka, you monster!!!
As a real sciencertist, I can confirm that this is how we split atoms
You can't even spell scientist correctly, you fraudulent hack.
Dude, it was a joke.
@@gnomewarlord6221 thank you
@@misanthropicisolation4013 Dude that was a joke... and if you meant it as a joke, you ruined the first joke.
@@misanthropicisolation4013 It was a joke. That was the entire fucking purpose of the misspelling.
And *THAT'S* how the cookie crumbles.
leave.
They made the entire video so they can use this pun!
It's a meme, Mario get out
I just watched the ones about puns so this is extra funny haha.
That's from a movie
My heart broke when she dropped that cookie piece
Eian Guevarra my heart split into tiny pieces...like that cookie😯😯
I don't care if I'm rude... I'll Cookie Monster the shit out of that cookie.
@Krystle Holder too soon.
This is why I’m the type of person who just takes the last one.
*everytime they pick a part of the cookie up it gets bigger than the pieces in the plate*
CH is like fine wine. It just gets better with every year. Love you guys.
What's funny is that they are talking about butt warriors when there is an anime in which they fight with their butts
Lorenzo Kenway I know right
uh...WAT?
+Veroxeon
It's called "Keijo". I haven't seen it, but it's sorta like a shounen anime but with girls who wrestle using their tits and asses.
when the plot too strong
Z
just eat the goddam cookie
NotFunny *godamn
Best Channel EVER *goddamn
Andy B God damn
NotFunny NO ITS RUDE
NotFunny no it's rude
See, if this were me I’d just be like “ Oh, a cookie. Nom!”
Rude.
Ok, the conversation legitimately sounds like a conversation I'd have with my friends
wow , I guess thats how the cookie crumbles
bun dum che
*the drums*
Literally don't care if I took the last one
we talkin' Keijo?
TheRealSpellstar I was thinking Keijo too.
TheRealSpellstar
I love Keijo! (The manga that is, which takes itself way more seriously than the anime)
TheRealSpellstar you're missing at least six exclamation points.
TheRealSpellstar that anime is butt of quality for anime. So bad
Yes!
This cookie’s about to crumble 😂
Talking about that anime Keijo!!!?
I always try not to take the last one if I wasn't the one that bought it.
I Always Feel Bad
Golden Rapokemon people like you bring forth the apocalypse
Coolmon 2000 Haha :)
Golden Rapokemon saaaame
I take the last one without second thought. I mean, obviously because I want to spare others the horrible feeling of having taken the last! Not at all because I'm greedy for cookies and would probably murder for food. Haha. What were you even thinking. Who'd do that? It's all for the good of others, of course!
HaichaoTeaLover What a great sacrifice. We thank you
Rekha's sketches are really good.. like REALLY good.
That was actually better IMO
of course we Germans have a word for this: the "Anstandsstück"
the piece of decency
Love how Zach was the closest to the blast, yet is the only survivor.
"This cookie is about to crumble!"
I can't help but feel like Ally is trying to tell us something in the outro... but i can't quite put my finger on it...
whoops, guess there's no problem after all.
Universerama naw she's fine
Universerama Rekha is beautiful
butt warriors? what a half assed joke 🌚
What a shitty attitude!
how can something so bad feel so good...
How did this comment lose 2 likes in a second???
Reminds me of keijo...
HEY OUR WRITERS WORK REALLY HAR--oh. Nice.
If I were the first person to get there I would have taken the whole cookie and said that it was already gone when I got there
This has got to be my favorite sketch in the last year or so
Rekha is doin great with all the sketches she's writing, still really feels like college humour
What's rude is using comic sans on the sign
The real problems.
Elijah Lee I'm studying interactive design and the font was used a lot in children sites and stuff. So it's not professional to use it. It's seen as childish
I'm the guy who just takes the last cookie anyway.
And then waves it in front of everyone else shouting at the top of my lungs "YOU WANTED A COOKIE? WELL TOO BAD MOTHERF******!"
Wait if u split an atom wouldn't it cause a nuclear reaction instantly
No. The force created by a single atom being split is equivalent to jumping a single grain of sand a few inches. ( Credit to the guy in the comments who described this for someone else - I'm not a science buff myself )
Just know an atom bomb contains roughly a septillion atoms that are forced into a violent reaction with one another. A single atom in the face of that is nothing. You would barely feel a breeze against you if at all.
There is no way a single atom splitting would make a grain of sand jump. At most ionizing a couple atoms.
Gavin B. Yes it would but only a smol one that would hardly neutralize (vaporize) a few atoms
Also this whole concept is brilliant, I 10/10 approve
I love the way all their vids are so relatable but they make them so funny.
**runs in from a mile away**
"GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG!
Were you talking about butts?"
Who else always tries to eat the last cookie?
krneel128 me
Me
If you cant take the last cookie WHO WILL!!!!
Me 😏👌
I wil
I feel like they made this just so Raka could say- "this cookies about to crumble," 😂
*makes sure I'm alone, takes the last cookie, runs for my life*
I always take the last cookie, and when someone tells me that It's rude, I stare at them without blinking and keep chewing.
Wait, HOW tall is grant?
lookix154 Kattie is taller than Grant but shorter than Zack...but Zack is shorter than Grant.
6'7
Maybe Pat knew?
HE DIDN'T KILL PAT!
Cubester64 of course not, pats not dead
i wasn't notified...just bored
I work overnight when everyone goes home and I still feel bad about taking the last cookie...
i feel like its worse to leave the last piece of the last cookie because then its just a sample of something delicious
Where can I find this Butt Ninja show??
Search for " Keijo "
Pornhub?
It's rude to take the last last cookie? Than I'm the rudest person the planet XD
Omg... For god sake... XD if I were Katie, the cookies is gone... No, I'm not being rude..... And the plate is also will be sent straight away to pantry.
This is by far my favorite skit
When there’s two cookies left, I hover around until somebody takes one and I lunge to get the last one because I just NEED to be the last one to get it.
it's trending guys we did it
*”I W O N ‘ T . B E . RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!”*
*_causes total obliteration of surrounding ecosystem_*
at least he wasn't rude
which itself is pretty rude smh
Hey we all must make sacrifices
Can’t be offended if you’re dead
The best part was near the end of the video
I feel weird when they don't finish it
did anyone else get extremely anxious while watching this?
I'll save you time
🍪butt ninjas
"Butt warriors?"
You mean Keijo?
I shit you not I seen this go down with donuts noone wanted to eat thr last one for 2 days so I threw it out
Ha wow
Shaun Somma you should've ate it when they weren't looking d:
Zac rocked the tucked-in tee, and he never tucked again after that.
Two words I never thought would be in a sentence together: Cookie Nuke
Look up Indigo Misfit..Your welcome :)
I love indigo
he a legend no doubt
I would so watch Ninja Butt Warriors!
hows tall is grant?
Phạm Quốc Minh Đăng my height.
So I have heard this statement ”a person who can take the last piece is a courageous person”
So I always take the last piece while people are hesitating
LOOOOOOOL they just keep getting better and better man, this won't stop!!! HAHAHA
When will they sell ninja butt warriors T shirts
They took this a bit far…
funny
Taking the last cookie has the same energy as taking the first napkin.
Not me . I be like, "you gunna eat that?"
And, then snatch it, in the midst of the hem and haw.