Splitting the last piece - Etiquette
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- The boys all want the last piece of brownie - but resort to splitting the last piece, as that is the appropriate etiquette.
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i love those little inaudible murmurs that sound almost like the sims
Haha they reminded me of Milton in Office Space and the bday cake scene!
Soon soon!
You always have something to say, haven't you? 😂
@@handsomekim4895 only when there's something worth saying!
I was thinking how to call those sounds and 'inaudible murmurs' is just perfect. Thank you
Ben unknowingly saved the entire room from an explosion
most underrated comment here!!
Did you see the college humor skit that this is similar to as well?
You mean the explosion of a nuclear fission.
Everyone knows the danger of splitting the Adam.
@@NukeMarine idk if you misspelled atom or if its a joke i dont get about adam
Those cutting skills though
first
Ikr so smooth
Cutting 100 /skyrim style/
Cake hole surgery right there...
The level of 'awkward casual' was stellar!
Nobody had tweezers on them?
As a mathematician, I know that without Ben, the brownie is never fully consumed.
As a physicist I know that they blow up half of earth before that.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Well played.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I can't remember the name of the comedian off the top of my head at the moment, but he made this observation back in the 90s. I can remember his voice, and his shtick was manic depressive ("Only one person is out to get me, but everyone else knows who it is").
IMO, though, if you're not hungry enough for the entire last slice, you ain't hungry enough to eat half of it.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague hey viva la dirt league,why is he video "selling your best gear accidentally -markup" private?
Can the physical matter be divided infinitely though?
Adam: *cuts brownie in half when there's three people*
Rowan: "Ah-oh, looks like paycut is on the way"
Wow Ben. Outrageous.
I would have bin ben but the whole large piece rofl, I'm not about to play that game haha I dont need that kinda negativity in my life!!! 😂😂
OUTRAGEOUS!
UN-BELIEVABLE
I would have been Ben, but at the beginning. Not sorry.
OUT..RAGEOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
"A little num num for my tum tum" got me laughing too hard for some reason!😂😂
when he said that its a bit adorable and cute but why is it funny to you? (no offence just curious)
@@urfuneral he is reaction channel everything fake nothing original
It made me laugh because i didn't expect it and it was just goofy enough. That and it was one of the few mutterings actually intelligible
Caught me off guard 😆
1:28 enjoy
In my family everyone is so damn polite that 1 piece left basically means that it's gone and it stays there for at least a day until it dissapears without anyone noticing.
true
I'm Dutch, our culture goes as follows: We just count out every piece that anybody could have eaten in the 5 hours before, then the one with the least claimed pieces gets it. Regardless of his appetite. We make sure he eats it.
@@Changgg88 in my family I just take the last piece no matter what
In mine, it stays there all until molding up and we throw it away. If I took it before that, I was scolded. 🙄
We will leave it for a couple days until I eat it and then my wife yells at me saying she was saving it.
Ben walking in to one crumb and getting excited for the "last piece" is too good
I'm laughing and at the same time having extreme anxiety about them using a double edged razor in their bare fingers.
Safety first
For sure that's why there's a band-aid on Rowan's finger 😅
"No humans have been harmed during the production."
Lmaoooo anxiety for that? As a person with severe anxiety I can NOT relate.
Doesnt sound like your anxiety is... actually... severe? I donkno@@REX-yf6zu
Consider Ben had to stand behind the scene watching all of them eat that cake till the last piece without him participating.
Outrageous!! 🤣
Who do you think ate the rest to leave just that piece?
@@Nialligimino Lol true, maybe Ben. Possibly.
Nah, they probably baked just that piece right? Right?! 😅
Ben: "It's literally IMPOSSIBLE to infinitely spilt a brownie"
Reality can be whatever I want ♾
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Rowan, Adam, Alan to Ben: *"You could not live in your own failure, what did that lead you? Back to us"*
@@VivaLaDirtLeague We bout to split an Atom
Ah, no, it will only take a hundred slices before you get down to the planck length, below which you cannot cut.
@@VivaLaDirtLeague OUTRAGEOUS.
Me silently screaming: Just cut it in thirds!
Yesssss!!!! Rowan got the short end of the stick, whilst Adam got the lion's share
thirds? phht, don't be ridiculous
It's a brownie, who in their right mind would settle for less then a half slice.
Me, toooooo!
For real
I love how Rowan got the smallest amount of the Brownie without any realization 😂
no, Ben does.
That reminds me of a joke
Infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. First one orders half a beer. The second one says: "Can I have half the first one had?" And it so on. An hour passes, and the bartender asks: "Ok. Can you guys drink all from one mug?" And the matematicians all agree. Then the bartender serves them one mug of beer.
It's the painfully accurate barely intelligible murmuring that does it for me.
So that's why there were no subtitles when I watched on mute
My dad doesn't hear well, so I warned him before watching that he wasn't supposed to understand anything they said :-D
@@kirstymca lol
i love that they're all mumbling what sounds to be barely words at time while doing all this.
Perfect !
favourite had to be Alan "little num num for my tum tum"
Assuming they were able to perfectly cut the remaining cake in two pieces every time, this means that:
Adam ate approx.: 57.13% of the cake.
Alan ate approx.: 28.52% of the cake.
Rowan ate approx.: 14.26% of the cake.
Ben (I'm sorry, David!) ate approx.: 0.098% of the cake.
good math!
The cake is a lie. That is a brownie ;)
@@MichelleUpNorth I see what you did there. 😏
@@MichelleUpNorth someone here plays too much portal xD
who asked?
This feels like something that started out simple and ended up being taken to a logical extreme.
I love how this is titled etiquette and Alem is Smacking his lips while he uses a razor to cut a brownie XD
Dang. Did I just witness Rowan having the most etiquette by being the very last to slice himself a piece?
Ikr. I was expecting him to smack Adam's hand and swipe the brownie. Manager's... privileges... boi.
Different Rowan. Not PlayTech Rowan.
I think playtech Rowan is only in Bored. This is probably another settings with other characters.
he's not wearing a black shirt, that's why
Imagine Rowan being so ethical at workplace
I think Ben would cry. He would finally get paid. XD
@@bringmethatcoffee5235 and finally get out of the spoon dropping cabinet!
@@katherinereece Oops, I meant Adam. XD
*Adam would finally get paid. But yeah. Ben would get out of the spoon cabinet as well. XD
Maybe Rowan is only an asshole when he puts on his black shirt?
Ben single handedly saved them from cutting the brownie for the rest of their lives. Good job Ben!
he prevented a nuclear desaster when theyd have to split the only atom left
"I'm still hungry, let's make another take"
You know they’re truly good at comedy when they can take something so simple and make it into a whole skit.
"I love these middle-aged men skits. They hit home so hard."
- me, a 30 year old man
Me at 27 can also relate
These aren’t just middle-aged skit. These are skits for men of *ALL* ages.
me 2 (28)
Middle age happens when you are 45-50 unless you are not in physical shape. Then it hits you in your early 30s, i myself am in better shape at 33 then when i was 25. Do yoga, weightlifting and running/swimming, you will feel like a superhero, look at mike o`hearn, he is 52 and stronger than 99 percent of fit 20-30 year old gym goers.
I can pretty much relate to every one of their "Middle aged" skits. I'm 36! 😁👍
Adam got so much of it😂😂😂
More than the others got in total...
I genuinely said out loud "Why are u halving it again you've already had a piece"
They should've just cut the first piece into 3 and called it a day lol
Finally Adam wins
@@liteknight
I know right?
So Adam and Alan just happen to carry scalpels and razor blades around, Rowan better be careful when he hands out those paycuts
"Accidentally selling best gear" became "Accidentally publishing new video" 🤣
What was wrong with it?
I saw it when it was private so i came here
It's very different in England. Commonly if there is one piece left, you look to your mates and ask if they want it. Depending on how well they know you they will scoff it or politely decline even tho they actually want it, then silently judge you as you eat it
I am fairly certain that is etiquette in the 'Merica as well 😂
I pretty much sure, that it is common throughout europe. Though! I like to say - Gentleman should not be ashame to take last piece. TWO last pieces is another story. Splitting evenly is also an option, do not forget about that.
In France, one of us just eat the piece then we all french kisses to share the tast.
It's a win win situation I guess...
i don't know what are you guys talking about but in india we kick each others butt's for the last pieces.
pov: EA deciding how much content to put in the actual game
True 😂
Or rather what content to leave for free
how much of planned content to slip to the base game
Raven *
Each cut represents each year of Fifa
Reminds me of a maths joke I once heard:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint, the second for a half, the third for a quarter. The barman says "Stop right there.." and pours two pints. "You mathematicians should really know your limits!"
Didn't pass Calc 1 until I understood that joke.
They say if it weren't for Ben, they would have still continued on till this very day.
very true xDD😂
I was wondering how it would end.
@@bicskeibalint they would cause a nuclear explosion by splitting the atom
@@bicskeibalint it could end with a piece 1 by 16386th of half the Planck length getting split in 256ths
They would be splitting atoms and invented free power 😅
Adam taking a half of the whole thing and then having the audacity to instruct Rowan to only take an eighth... One of the times I thought he GENUINELY deserved a pay cut.
The amount of Brownie each person got
Adam: 0.5 + 0.0625 + 0.0078125 + 0.0009765625 = **0.5712890625 = 585/1024 brownie chunks**
Alan: 0.25 + 0.03125 + 0.00390625 = **0.28515625 = 73/256 brownie chunks**
Rowan: 0.125 + 0.015625 + 0.001953125 = **0.142578125 = 73/512 brownie chunks**
Ben: **0.0009765625 = 1/1024 brownie chunks**
Yes, I am this bored in my life right now. But VLV provides
rubbing it in his gums like the last line of coke he's ever going to take 😂
I don't understand that. Why rub it on your teeth/gum? Those can't taste. Why not rub it all over the tongue??
@@ingirl69 Drugs like cocaine can be absorbed in some amount through the inner cheek/gums. I highly doubt it would taste good, and may be bad for your stomach, hence why you don't rub it on your tongue/consume it. They were doing a joke about that so that's why he rubbed the brownie on his gums instead of his tongue.
@@vijayanand6650 ah....... i see. I forgot people do drugs not for the taste XD
I was looking for someone else to catch that 😂
Was looking for someone else to notice that lol
Seeing how small it was after Rowan first split it and then looking down and seeing how much of the video was left while knowing that they weren't going to go down the collegehumor route of special effects splitting it on a molecular level made this a wild ride
collegehumor would do that
@@vijayanand6650 they did do that, hence why he said it
@@gabbage2611 oh
Scrolling for the first person to say: “why didn’t they just third it?”
Ironically enough, you were the first person I saw that said it.
ikr???
@@guardianoftime2 I mean, I get that that is the joke buuuuuuuuuuuuut...
YESS!!
thank you, I was about to comment the same thing.
Accidently selling your best gear markup
Collegehumour did this exact sketch already 3 years ago, except it ends with getting a microscope out
I was looking for this comment, couldnt remember where the hell it was from. It was with a cookie. Thanks.
Noticed this too.
Whereas my friend would be like... Yeah no one wants it anyways. *eats it *
I just ask loudly (and menacingly) if anybody has a claim on it. Nobody challenged me yet.
I licked it, it's all MINE, MINE.
Ah well, of course I know him, he's me!
Exactly. Otherwise, they'd have grabbed it already.
@@johnwong5317 ya lick it, ya keep it.
That went on for a lot longer than expected
Yall just made this video as an excuse to have brownies at work. And I appreciate that.
I was fully invested to watch them keep doing this until they had to get out a microscope 😂
Good thing Ben showed up or they may have started snorting the crumbs.
I’ve seen this scenario before. If Ben didn’t come in and eat the last piece it would’ve ended with them splitting the last atom of the cake followed by a massive explosion.
They would actually be able to split a string from string theory and discover what is there to split of that.
When he broke out the razor blade and then when Adam rubbed it on his gums I lost it.
The outro got me
What are you doing here my guy?
Wow my dud, didn't expect to s u here, love ur content.
Porry kong spotted
Hello buddy!
Keep on those good plays and content, nice to see ya
What did they say at the end before they started laughing?
Expected it to be cut to an Atom and then Ben comes in and spilts it again: BOOOOOM
this isn't collegehumor
Can we just appreciate that Rowan did not take the rest of the cake after 2nd cut and left half of it for others
So that's the guys from the math problem in real life I guess.
Lol true
Rowan, Alan and Adam us eating a piece of 26cm x 30cm brownie every cut is 1/2 of the brownie after 52637474836372647 cut calculate the volume of the brownie
Imagine bringing medical tools and razors in a cake party!
They came prepared!
Let's take a moment to thank Ben for stopping them from continuing until they got to nuclear fission.
This series looks like they had some downtime during Adams engagement party and just decided to film something to pass the time
I love the start of the Etiquette series! I'm a fan of most of your content, and would love to see more Etiquette videos!
Ben takes the last bit of brownie
Rowan: *I N S O L E N C E*
* *I N S O L E N C E*
@@vijayanand6650 *Insolence*
And his eyes start to squint.
For people who are wondering, BEN ate 0.09765625% of the cake. (I did the maths, I have a problem)
BEN is SO insensitive. A true DARK soul irl...
That would requite the VLDL guys to be exact in their division of the cake. Which I daresay, they were not.
*Watches Shanky's head explode ;-)
Let's assume every cut is a 50/50
Adam ate 57.1289%
Allan ate 28.5156%
Rowan ate 14.2578%
and Ben only got 0.0977%
yeah sorry, I'm not good at parties. Can't help it.
I too am fun at parties but used awful fractions cos I am a sadist
Adam: 0.5 + 0.0625 + 0.0078125 + 0.0009765625 = **0.5712890625 = 585/1024 brownie chunks**
Alan: 0.25 + 0.03125 + 0.00390625 = **0.28515625 = 73/256 brownie chunks**
Rowan: 0.125 + 0.015625 + 0.001953125 = **0.142578125 = 73/512 brownie chunks**
Ben: **0.0009765625 = 1/1024 brownie chunks**
@@darko-man8549 I had no idea there was such a math-loving party in the YT comments. I'm also not sure why I'm surprised.
@@syrsly273 I’m not even much of a mathematician, I’m a biologist, I just HAD to do the maths in this one 😂
@@darko-man8549 the denominators were not the same *triggered*
@@pgplaysvidya Yeah I did that just to be an ass >:)
I had to play this 10times for some reason... subtlety of the whispering.. damn.
I love these Wildcards episodes! It's lovely to see the guys in the 'real' world with the same great writing! A lil num num for my tum tum : new fave line!
When no-one wants to put the plate away so they make sure not to finish it
You finish it, you wash it.
What we don't see is Hamish in the other room, waiting to have a piece of the brownie.
And he was sitting around baloons and whatnot bc it was his party - and it was his cake. XD
He can’t afford cake after buying a nice golden skull which name shall not be utter here.
In germany we have a word for that last piece on the plate: "Anstandsrest". Literal translation would be "decency leftover".
sehr gut
In Belgium we call this "schaamstukje" (="shame-piece") because no one dares to take it.
@@Doodje01 It's often the same way in Canada. At least it is for my family and everyone I've known. There is a bit of a fight over who gets the last bit...in that we all say someone else should have it.
@@Doodje01 also in Italy, the infamous "resti della vergogna"
Super😂 Dann traut sich keiner das letzte Stück zu nehmen aus Angst wie ein Arsch dazustehen...
LMAO just rewatched this to see if I can understand what they're mumbling. Allen's lines are cracking me up. "Num num for tum tum." Lmfao
These are the people that leave that tiny bit of cereal in the bottom of the bag.
You are LITTERALLY keeping me alive, you are feeding me in your basement and bringing me water, while having me watch your GREAT videos, please keep up the feeding me
Is this a cry for help? Rowan found you and trapped you, didn't he?!
"A little num num for my tum tum"
-Alan 2021
Poor Rowan got the smallest pieces everytime
The barely audible obscure mumbling was awesome and what everyone actually does in these situations.
Mumbling through an entire episode must have been one of the hardest things you've ever had to do. I bet that took 15 takes.
If it's someone's treat, like if someone buys a pizza and shares it, it's etiquette to leave the last piece to that someone
I literally thought they will start snorting it at the end 😂😂😂
You know they are just reliving one of their coke nights.
Without realizing it, you gentlemen have perfectly demonstrated how the US Department of Veterans Affairs calculates benefit percentages for disabled veterans.
And Ben is the final bunch of 10-percenters finishing it up all the way to 100.
VLDL literally has the best content on UA-cam, its OUTRAGEOUS!
This is the most intense unofficial game of Jenga.
Legend has they are still there, splitting the very molecules that make that cake
When they start splitting atoms, we're in trouble.
@@Dev_Six oh no
Breaking news, atomic explosion detected in New Zealand.
They split the atom by mistake 😂
Then they split the last molecule that built up the piece and then split it to quarters then split the piece smaller than the nucleus and the endoplasmic reticulum and then will split the sub sub sub atomic level parts and will then discover how the split an electron into a ratio where the split pieces are sub sub sub sub sub atomic sized compared to the election if the current electron was bigger than the star destroyer base and will then split that into a scale that is 1by1000000000000000000000000000th of 1by 100th of 1by 8th of planck length
@@prasannapalla4189 you went too far. You can't split a particle. The energy needed just makes two particles.
that moment at a party that no one wants to take the last piece to look selfish.
Yes, that is the joke. Well done on finding it, it was very easy to overlook.
@@fastllama13 i know that cost me 5 brain cells to figure that one out :)
Man I wish I would attend those parties, most of my parties the foods gone in the first 20 minutes and you are SOOL.
I would just take whole and problem solved. I always hate when 1 piece is left, cuz then even when I'm full I need to eat it, so others stop looking at each other. lol
This is the most polite line cutting I've ever seen. "who wants to take the last bump? Lets split it!" xD
This literally happened to me and a friend the other day. We began eating a cake simultaneously from both ends and eventually there was a ridge between us. Then we began eating the ridge from both ends until there was an islet between us. Passers-by looked at us like we were freaks.
When you said ridge I thought you mentioned in your friendship. Got a little sad😢
Ah yes standart day in life: 3 men awkwardly standing infront of each other and cutting crums of a brownie
You have a weird life 😬
Having surgical knifes and blades in their pockets
I just take it and tell myself everyone is happy because I relieved the awkward tension
The only murmur I could catch was, “Num, Num for my Tum Tum.”
I don’t know wether to laugh or cry
I first read “spitting the last piece” xD
Me: What? But that's the title. "piece" is correct, it's not "peace". Oh, there's an "L" missing.
@@StormflameMW pliece read carefully :P
Same
If you spit it, it's yours.
@ if you lick it its yours
I love how the last one Adam gets he starts to rub it all over his gums 😂
My mum: WTF is the point of leaving that you greedy little sh*t!
I knew where this was going to go, but it went WAY further and IT GOT FUNNIER EACH SECOND
I remember when college humour did this almost exact same skit a few years back, this version has more of a drug party vibe though
And legends said that they're still cutting it to halves to this day
Did anyone else saw the band aid in Rowan's left hand ? Pretty sure he accidentally cut himself with the razor during shooting.
Wow great observation.....
"Num-num for my Tum-tum."
You missed the opportunity for an atomic explosion joke due to splitting the atom. Outrageous!
I would walk in and be "Is there some reason you people just left and empty tray with crumbs on the table?" picked up the tray, swept the bits into the trash and said "You Mommy don't work here."
They should say to Ben what he says all the time: OUTRAGEOUS!
Squad trying to get health items to each members be like:
I now blame Adam for all of the world’s problems since he didn’t just cut it into thirds at the start.
If you’re reading this, Adam, not only are you receiving a massive pay cut, but you are no longer allowed to leave to go home.
i love the 3 friends shorts, keep them coming
The inifinite mumbling really sold this. Could have been going on for minutes to come!
“Num num for my tum tum” Love it!
It's like that College Humour sketch
Not the first sketch that is basically College Humour's, that life after 30 sketch
Yup, it's an exact copy of that sketch.