A Psychopath Serves Coffee in Espresso Tycoon
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
- The Glass of Butter is our specialty at 2 The Moon Coffee, it will stop your heart
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Welcome to RTBucks, what's your order - it must contain a full stick of butter and nothing else
Thank you, good sir.
Chomp
one massive stick of butter in a small mug please
Does the Grimace Shake also contain a stick of butter?
Fried butter
You know, for a game about making a café, you’d think they’d include é in their fonts
Devs hate the French confirmed?
Why did they add crossont then?
@@jeiku5314so that people playing it can pronounce it wrong to make the French mad
@@biastrafig It's also the Spanish word for coffee
@@grumpysphinx4911 maybe they hate the Spanish too
"I feel like i'm about to file my insurance" if your coffe place has this vibe it will attract all the office job people, well done you have reached the target audience.
A sneaky cafe disguised as your day job
It's actually a joint café and life insurance office. You'll need it!
coffÉ*
@@Violet_Knightlooking at the menu... yes.
call it the Coffee Repository Offices (CRO)
Three times in a row, RT said he was "just going to make .. a normal drink", and got completely derailed...
Edit: I ratio'd rumble tumble gaming the drift king himself
**makes mayonnaise in a cup with ice**
@@uselessguy1seems pretty standard to me 😋
chat was yelling "Thats not coffee! You haven't made coffee a single time!" during that
He's getting the ADHD hero of the year award, as soon as we remember to schedule the ceremony
@@johnalogue9832We do that when we clean our room, finish our homework and then we can start on that.
As a former barista, watching this on stream and having RT say, “WE’RE MAKING A NICE ONE” only to make a proper monstrosity multiple times really made the experience much better
Have you as a barista ever thought "fuck it" and made something horrendous with what you got? Surely the urge is there
@@HazeEmry I was raised in a very "don't waste food" family so I think I'd take psychic damage if I made something so bad I had to toss it so no. All of the "fuck it" situations came from dealing with the interesting customers
@@shmooters5599 oh same here. I'd just try really hard to finish whatever I made lol. I've eaten so many leftovers that are supposed to be thrown away both at work and at home it's a wonder I'm not severely overweight 😅😅😅
Godot would literally die if he drank from this coffee shop and he would be proud of it
It’s true I was there I was the coffee cup
This shouldn’t make me want to draw Godot dying by coffee monstrosity as much as it does
Oh, Godot didn't show up yet?
Guess we should wait for him.
the poison was actually just a stick of butter
Godot is going to break out prison just to order the Butter then throw it at someone
This episode is just RT saying "No no, we have to make a *real normal* cup of coffee" for 15 minutes.
Jesus not even 30 seconds in and he's already angered the French
That's not hard
That's why we love rt
Good
Just as it should be
Deserved.
"let's make a normal coffee"
*Makes atrocity*
"Wait no, let's make a normal coffee"
*Makes another atrocity*
*RT: pays $6 an hour, for 12-hour workdays*
*Also RT: "I've been paying them!"*
*Um... should we inquire as to Cloé's working conditions?*
Oh no, he was payin 52 dollars for a 12 hour shifts. Thats 4 and a third dollars an hour. Likely before taxes.
ℂ𝕃𝕆é
@@leandru7 This. This is the winning comment that broke my will and got me giggling!
this entire video can be summed up as "dan trying to make a normal drink to save the cafe and IMMEDIATELY getting derailed"
You missed a great opportunity to name your first drink, I can't believe it's just butter
Dude, this was EXACTLY my thought. The disappointment was palpable here lol.
Or Butter believe it
@@MoxxieTheRatThe thing in the top right underneath shrekoffe said you butter believe it. It appeared a few seconds or so before the end of the video
never eat anything this man serves you
GOOD POINT
NUH UH
Eat everything or you're a coward.
@@sugoistalin7809 Die a hero or survive a coward
HONEY YOURE GONNA LOVE IT HERE
12:50 probably my favorite moment of the stream, imagine your boss telling you "sorry you've been severely underpaid for two years, i didn't see that slider"
The name makes so much sense. The first drink they offer, Literally Just Butter, literally takes your cholesterol to the moon
The beverage equivalent of Heart Attack Grill, but if it was run by 5 year olds trying to make magic potions out of ditch water and random leaves
RT is the letsplayer equivalent of those ads that purposefully do everything wrong so you buy the game. I genuinely want to get this game just to cleanse my soul of what I just watched.
Amazing video, love ya RT.
The "oh no, I've been paying them $58 a day for 12 hours of work" moment was an accurate representation of the hospitality business.
You've heard of "I can't believe its not butter" now introducing our drink "I can't believe It's Just Butter"
RT: creates exceedingly inedible drinks designed to make his patrons violently ill
Also RT: why does no one like my cafe? Why am I getting all these mean awards?
These customers are so relatable. If I went to a cafe and was served the best coffee in the world, but there were a few too many napkins, I would also dock several points off of my rating. My enjoyment of coffee hinges on the ratio of napkins to furniture in the room.
Take a shot every time Daniel says "let's make a proper one"
Just don’t make it a shot of any drinks RT has made in this game.
of butter?
Literally just rt manifesting his adhd, every time he tries to make “a real one” he ends up making man made horrors beyond our comprehension
As a former barista who's still hates coffee this game just looks awesome.
Is being a barista harder than it looks? Because it doesn’t look easy but it doesn’t seem hard enough to require qualifications but you need to get qualified to be allowed to become a barista. It seems like something you could just learn on the job but legally you need training. Even becoming a chef doesn’t require formal qualifications but being a barista does.
@@rachelcookie321 where are you that becoming a barista requires formal qualifications?
@@rachelcookie321
You really just need to know what good coffee smells like. Failing that so long as you can follow a recipe you'll do well. the only difficulty there is is getting all the weird drinks out fast.
@@biastrafig Only the most hipster-ass locations. The kind of place that would serve you mayo coffee and act like they did you a favor.
@@biastrafig New Zealand. Do you not need a barista licence in other places? I know my cousin needed one in Australia.
I like how RT forced the "coffé" rather than using "café" 😂
I work in a cafe. Don't even make the espresso drinks myself. This is physically painful to watch. But I'm watching it anyway.
how did it go
@@grenien4109 rough
what order that you've been asked to create was the closest to one of RT's creations?
@@louisagreer1700 man I hope you can recover
@@uselessguy1 Do you mean a real coffee order? At some point he was adding espresso and water to a cup before it went downhill. If he stopped there, it would be an Americano, a perfectly normal order.
You know, at first I was relieved because I thought there was bacon and guacamole in the thumbnail, but saw that those were not an option. Then I watched RT create all the drinks. The relief is gone.
bacon and guacamole would improve the experience
RT: “Okay let’s make something actually good”
RT, time and time again: *3 layers of butter*
imagine being a voice actor and having to put on your resume that you voiced dogs panting for a coffee shop management simulator. that'd be... something
No voice actor lol that's ai
I think it's bold of you to assume they got an actual voice actor and it isn't just the voice of the programmer
@@Sereous313 Dude it's the game dev making panting noises not ai
2:38 terrible missed opportunity to name it “I Can’t Believe It’s Just Butter!”
I love how RT does the art on top of the drinks, only to throw the XXL cream on top of it
"Okay, we have to make a real one now."
Makes a monstrosity.
"Okay, we have to make a real one now."
And it repeats...
*I have a feeling this was originally going to be sponsored,*
*but then the game devs found out what RT did to their creation.*
Didn't stop them from sponsoring Let's game it out though
@@AaronCorr It wasn't sponsored 😉
@@dreamwaygames You're right, I mixed it up with devs giving him keys all the tine
I feel Sojiro would somehow disown Johnny Anime if he found out about the coffee they serve.
Sojiro watching Johnny Anime just literally serving a customer only butter in a cup:
“We have to make something nice” proceeds to make crimes against nature
Well this is probably the first time I’ve ever wanted to buy a game like this cause I want to see what happens if you actually make a good coffee shop
"Literally Just Butter costs way too much here!"
The *here* implies that there are other shops in town selling that and the very thought is hysterical to me.
"Napkins are the best for style points"
I can feel him watching, even now.
“Most boring menu in town”
Now that can’t POSSIBLY be true.
Remember the pizza backing stream? Now we need a, stream where he makes these drinks. (Hopefully without dying)
Hopefully is an understatement, if he dies I'll sue god
@@PureheartFisher mood
Pizza backing??
@@arrontheprotogen9276 Baking. Spelling is hard
Do you think if enough of us comment and like this he’ll do it? /hopeful
Yay! I wonder what horrors beyond comprehension RT will create with coffee!
When I saw the toffee in the thumbnail I genuinely thought RT had managed to burn something to the consistency of lava
I legitimately thought it was meat😭
As a person who really loves their coffee, this was kind of appalling to see your different coffee concoctions, but so funny to watch (I am a big fan of this channel). Also, as a former barista who was essentially in charge of making the cafe's syrups, we had one recipe that was made with butter (eventually butter extract as we "refined" the recipe). It was gross in my opinion, but people surprisingly loved it and came back for it. So, your butter "coffees" are good to go! 😁
Now for the million-dollar question...
...but were there any recipes with mayo in it? 🤨
Ok but that Jiminy Cricket impression was actually really good
At first I thought Dan was struggling because he didn't quite understand the mechanics of the game, or it was just difficult to really manage a coffee shop with 200 napkins sitting on a single table.
However, after having seen that the most popular coffees were the ones with mayo, fish oil, and literally just cups of water... I'm pretty sure his shop was opened in Innsmouth, and he just got screwed by lovecraftian circumstance
RT managed to make stranger concoctions in a cafe sim than any potion brewing game could ever offer
RT's impression of the bug from puss in boots is alarmingly good
RT's Jimmy Cricket impression is incredible
LGIO: "Don't call me the Drift King, that's somebody else."
RT: "Let's add a nice MMMMMM."
I'm completely floored by the accuracy of RT's Jimminy Cricket impression
You should put this video in the horror game playlist due to how horrific these concoctions are.
Look, RT, I’m here after Josh “Not the drift king” destroyed this game and produced a meal in a drink, don’t disappoint.
Edit: 1:46 and RT did not disappoint.
RT and Josh are the two faces of chaos. The best way to explain it is that, if they were serial killers, Josh would never get caught because of his ingenious machinations that cause untold harm and leave behind no trace, while RT would just gun down the entire police force of Ireland in a frenzied panic, meaning there'd be no one left to catch him.
Literally just watched the car video lol
Finally someone is talking about this!
RT also wanted to put MMMMMM on his coffee as his first instinct, really makes ya think
his drinks were just as bad, if not worse, especially the mayo one
*cup full of butter and whipped cream* just like maman used to make
Also would love to see him try Coffe Talk.
"We need to make a regular coffee"
*Is completely unable to make a regular coffee.*
Every single video of this game contains 3 things:
- spamming napkin holders
- mass ordering packages
- sneaking mayo into at least half the menu
started a new job at a cafe/bakery today … this is providing some marvellous inspiration…
Maybe I should go to a specialty coffee store to help watch my calories. Ooo this place looks nice oh SWEET JESUS.
As a barista, I love how RT’s trademark madness will be able to accurately represent the hell that working in a coffee shop actually is
This reminds me of my childhood, where i made "potions" by mixing together shampoo.
I'm not religious, but I think we can all agree that mayonnaise in coffee is a sin.
I am religious and I completely agree, It is a sin.
I like to think that the customers has lost taste in normal coffees and just want something new, only to completely lost their taste buds
First Josh references RT, and now RT is playing Express Tycoon which was Josh’s last video….
Collab with Let’s Game It Out confirmed??
I love how my two favorite psychopaths, LGIO and RT, have quite different flavors of insanity. But i think RT is more sane because of his chat complaining to him.
I've already saw let's game it out playing this game, and I think nobody could top him, but knowing RT, I'm not so sure anymore
Very realistic with a coffee shop that doesn't sell coffee. That's seemingly every place nearby where I live.
The butter "drink" should've been called 'i can't believe its just butter'
As someone who works at a cafe I just wanted to see one normal drink but I don’t know what I expected
Hi RT! We're glad you're enjoying the Coffee Editor... that much 😁 Well, who doesn't like butter? 😆
Where I live, we previously had a café / restaurant called "Chairs", and their concept was that they had all kinds of different chairs throughout the establishment. It was kinda cool.
I just came home from working 10 hours (I’m a barista) and this- this video just made feel again. I’ve never been more inspired! I’m getting the butter out tomorrow!
Perfect timing of Dan to upload this video when I was about to get a cup of coffee to finish some work at 4 am
I'm so glad to finally have a coffee shop sells my favourite drink:
BUTTER
Dan really missed the opportunity to call his butter drink, “I Can’t Believe It’s Just Butter!”
Just butter is actually RT's secret family recipe passed down through generations of Drift Kings
2 the Moon Coffé getting 2-star reviews
That's a star more than I'd expect from the coffee death sauce place
I am in disbelief that he shelved Shrek Coffee for "Solid Water"
People genuinely order drinks like what u make at the bucks, the most interesting combinations ever
Honey you're going to love it here. They serve a coffee with your 500000000 kcal drink.
Coffee with extra hot water AND low pay? Now this truly is a Starbucks
Got overstimulated at work and what better way to destimulate than watch RT make high calorie drinks
The empty cup is a masterpiece of art for you can experience the empty feeling of having no more coffee without the joy of drinking the coffee it's art! Lol
Not even 5 minutes in and you have created the most vile beverages known to man. Thanks RT “Drift King” Game, very cool
As a Starbucks employee, I can confirm.
Lol I'm guessing the penalty with having all those napkins is in response to the Let's Game it Out video, where he used that as an exploit.
watching this happen in real time was like getting teeth pulled. i loved every second of it
RT: Incapable of restraining himself to make a basic, normal menu item
Also RT: Why am I getting these mean rewards?
Let's game it out: Just don't call me Drift King, that's somebody else
RT: MMMMMMMMMMM
Collab when?
As someone who’s profession is graphic design, I can tell you that colours getting copyrighted is not a rare thing, you can’t just copyright an entire colour like “green” but you can copyright a very specific shade of green such as Starbucks and off the top of my head many football clubs
So yeah, that’s fun
Sky copyrighting the word “sky” is absolute bullshit tho
*That first one you created is actually a typical American drink!*
I thought that was meat in the thumbnail. Even still, I was not disappointed by the sheer horrors on offer at 2 The Moon Coffé.
I used to be a barista, and this horrifies me…especially the thought of having mayonnaise as an option in coffee.
I am LOVING the rt content lately lol
Almost a year later, I still enjoy the cycle of Dan saying "we have to make an actual drink," Dan audibly failing a will save, then proceeding to make another cup of gastric distress topped with a basket of berries.
Anytime I see rt being a psychopath in the service industry: I click.
(Yes this is oddly specific but it’s weirder how often these videos happen)
Played this game before! Glad that RT is enjoying it like I did.
Honestly, considering some of the "exotic foods" I've heard of, coffee with mayo in it doesn't even surprise me.
If only he found out the glitch that’ll allow chairs and decor to be clipped together
I remember playing a flash game like this, but instead of coffee, it was “milk”
This just confirms it more that we need a RTGame and Letsgameitout collab, the chaos would be impeccable.
Welcome to 2 The Moon Coffé, the only coffee place where you are served a mug entirely filled with butter that you have to scrape out and eat with your bare hands