"I feel like i'm about to file my insurance" if your coffe place has this vibe it will attract all the office job people, well done you have reached the target audience.
Three times in a row, RT said he was "just going to make .. a normal drink", and got completely derailed... Edit: I ratio'd rumble tumble gaming the drift king himself
12:50 probably my favorite moment of the stream, imagine your boss telling you "sorry you've been severely underpaid for two years, i didn't see that slider"
As a former barista, watching this on stream and having RT say, “WE’RE MAKING A NICE ONE” only to make a proper monstrosity multiple times really made the experience much better
@@HazeEmry I was raised in a very "don't waste food" family so I think I'd take psychic damage if I made something so bad I had to toss it so no. All of the "fuck it" situations came from dealing with the interesting customers
@@shmooters5599 oh same here. I'd just try really hard to finish whatever I made lol. I've eaten so many leftovers that are supposed to be thrown away both at work and at home it's a wonder I'm not severely overweight 😅😅😅
RT is the letsplayer equivalent of those ads that purposefully do everything wrong so you buy the game. I genuinely want to get this game just to cleanse my soul of what I just watched. Amazing video, love ya RT.
These customers are so relatable. If I went to a cafe and was served the best coffee in the world, but there were a few too many napkins, I would also dock several points off of my rating. My enjoyment of coffee hinges on the ratio of napkins to furniture in the room.
RT: creates exceedingly inedible drinks designed to make his patrons violently ill Also RT: why does no one like my cafe? Why am I getting all these mean awards?
Where I live, we previously had a café / restaurant called "Chairs", and their concept was that they had all kinds of different chairs throughout the establishment. It was kinda cool.
@@yes-lfs Do you mean a real coffee order? At some point he was adding espresso and water to a cup before it went downhill. If he stopped there, it would be an Americano, a perfectly normal order.
Is being a barista harder than it looks? Because it doesn’t look easy but it doesn’t seem hard enough to require qualifications but you need to get qualified to be allowed to become a barista. It seems like something you could just learn on the job but legally you need training. Even becoming a chef doesn’t require formal qualifications but being a barista does.
@@rachelcookie321 You really just need to know what good coffee smells like. Failing that so long as you can follow a recipe you'll do well. the only difficulty there is is getting all the weird drinks out fast.
You know, at first I was relieved because I thought there was bacon and guacamole in the thumbnail, but saw that those were not an option. Then I watched RT create all the drinks. The relief is gone.
imagine being a voice actor and having to put on your resume that you voiced dogs panting for a coffee shop management simulator. that'd be... something
"Literally Just Butter costs way too much here!" The *here* implies that there are other shops in town selling that and the very thought is hysterical to me.
Almost a year later, I still enjoy the cycle of Dan saying "we have to make an actual drink," Dan audibly failing a will save, then proceeding to make another cup of gastric distress topped with a basket of berries.
As a person who really loves their coffee, this was kind of appalling to see your different coffee concoctions, but so funny to watch (I am a big fan of this channel). Also, as a former barista who was essentially in charge of making the cafe's syrups, we had one recipe that was made with butter (eventually butter extract as we "refined" the recipe). It was gross in my opinion, but people surprisingly loved it and came back for it. So, your butter "coffees" are good to go! 😁
At first I thought Dan was struggling because he didn't quite understand the mechanics of the game, or it was just difficult to really manage a coffee shop with 200 napkins sitting on a single table. However, after having seen that the most popular coffees were the ones with mayo, fish oil, and literally just cups of water... I'm pretty sure his shop was opened in Innsmouth, and he just got screwed by lovecraftian circumstance
"Where are you?" "I'm at the Butter aisle. I can't find any coffee." "Then get out of the butter aisle." "It's more butter." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MORE BUTTER."
Welcome to 2 The Moon Coffé, the only coffee place where you are served a mug entirely filled with butter that you have to scrape out and eat with your bare hands
Look, RT, I’m here after Josh “Not the drift king” destroyed this game and produced a meal in a drink, don’t disappoint. Edit: 1:46 and RT did not disappoint.
RT and Josh are the two faces of chaos. The best way to explain it is that, if they were serial killers, Josh would never get caught because of his ingenious machinations that cause untold harm and leave behind no trace, while RT would just gun down the entire police force of Ireland in a frenzied panic, meaning there'd be no one left to catch him.
I love how my two favorite psychopaths, LGIO and RT, have quite different flavors of insanity. But i think RT is more sane because of his chat complaining to him.
I just came home from working 10 hours (I’m a barista) and this- this video just made feel again. I’ve never been more inspired! I’m getting the butter out tomorrow!
The empty cup is a masterpiece of art for you can experience the empty feeling of having no more coffee without the joy of drinking the coffee it's art! Lol
I think this is genuinely the funniest thing youve ever made. I was eating a cookie and I had to stop because i was in danger of choking, please play more of this game
As someone who’s profession is graphic design, I can tell you that colours getting copyrighted is not a rare thing, you can’t just copyright an entire colour like “green” but you can copyright a very specific shade of green such as Starbucks and off the top of my head many football clubs So yeah, that’s fun Sky copyrighting the word “sky” is absolute bullshit tho
Welcome to RTBucks, what's your order - it must contain a full stick of butter and nothing else
Thank you, good sir.
Chomp
one massive stick of butter in a small mug please
Does the Grimace Shake also contain a stick of butter?
Fried butter
You know, for a game about making a café, you’d think they’d include é in their fonts
Devs hate the French confirmed?
Why did they add crossont then?
@@jeiku5314so that people playing it can pronounce it wrong to make the French mad
@@biastrafig It's also the Spanish word for coffee
@@grumpysphinx4911 maybe they hate the Spanish too
"I feel like i'm about to file my insurance" if your coffe place has this vibe it will attract all the office job people, well done you have reached the target audience.
A sneaky cafe disguised as your day job
It's actually a joint café and life insurance office. You'll need it!
coffÉ*
@@Violet_Knightlooking at the menu... yes.
call it the Coffee Repository Offices (CRO)
This episode is just RT saying "No no, we have to make a *real normal* cup of coffee" for 15 minutes.
Three times in a row, RT said he was "just going to make .. a normal drink", and got completely derailed...
Edit: I ratio'd rumble tumble gaming the drift king himself
**makes mayonnaise in a cup with ice**
@@yes-lfsseems pretty standard to me 😋
chat was yelling "Thats not coffee! You haven't made coffee a single time!" during that
He's getting the ADHD hero of the year award, as soon as we remember to schedule the ceremony
@@johnalogue9832We do that when we clean our room, finish our homework and then we can start on that.
12:50 probably my favorite moment of the stream, imagine your boss telling you "sorry you've been severely underpaid for two years, i didn't see that slider"
As a former barista, watching this on stream and having RT say, “WE’RE MAKING A NICE ONE” only to make a proper monstrosity multiple times really made the experience much better
Have you as a barista ever thought "fuck it" and made something horrendous with what you got? Surely the urge is there
@@HazeEmry I was raised in a very "don't waste food" family so I think I'd take psychic damage if I made something so bad I had to toss it so no. All of the "fuck it" situations came from dealing with the interesting customers
@@shmooters5599 oh same here. I'd just try really hard to finish whatever I made lol. I've eaten so many leftovers that are supposed to be thrown away both at work and at home it's a wonder I'm not severely overweight 😅😅😅
Godot would literally die if he drank from this coffee shop and he would be proud of it
It’s true I was there I was the coffee cup
This shouldn’t make me want to draw Godot dying by coffee monstrosity as much as it does
Oh, Godot didn't show up yet?
Guess we should wait for him.
the poison was actually just a stick of butter
Godot is going to break out prison just to order the Butter then throw it at someone
The name makes so much sense. The first drink they offer, Literally Just Butter, literally takes your cholesterol to the moon
this entire video can be summed up as "dan trying to make a normal drink to save the cafe and IMMEDIATELY getting derailed"
The "oh no, I've been paying them $58 a day for 12 hours of work" moment was an accurate representation of the hospitality business.
Actually it's not accurate cause rt felt bad about it and (presumably) increased their wage
Our overlords clearly would never
You missed a great opportunity to name your first drink, I can't believe it's just butter
Dude, this was EXACTLY my thought. The disappointment was palpable here lol.
Or Butter believe it
@@MoxxieTheRatThe thing in the top right underneath shrekoffe said you butter believe it. It appeared a few seconds or so before the end of the video
You've heard of "I can't believe its not butter" now introducing our drink "I can't believe It's Just Butter"
RT is the letsplayer equivalent of those ads that purposefully do everything wrong so you buy the game. I genuinely want to get this game just to cleanse my soul of what I just watched.
Amazing video, love ya RT.
"let's make a normal coffee"
*Makes atrocity*
"Wait no, let's make a normal coffee"
*Makes another atrocity*
The beverage equivalent of Heart Attack Grill, but if it was run by 5 year olds trying to make magic potions out of ditch water and random leaves
*RT: pays $6 an hour, for 12-hour workdays*
*Also RT: "I've been paying them!"*
*Um... should we inquire as to Cloé's working conditions?*
Oh no, he was payin 52 dollars for a 12 hour shifts. Thats 4 and a third dollars an hour. Likely before taxes.
ℂ𝕃𝕆é
@@leandru7 This. This is the winning comment that broke my will and got me giggling!
proceeds to spend a dump truck amount of money on advertisement, he's truly a good business man
never eat anything this man serves you
GOOD POINT
NUH UH
Eat everything or you're a coward.
@@sugoistalin7809 Die a hero or survive a coward
HONEY YOURE GONNA LOVE IT HERE
Jesus not even 30 seconds in and he's already angered the French
That's not hard
That's why we love rt
Good
Just as it should be
Deserved.
These customers are so relatable. If I went to a cafe and was served the best coffee in the world, but there were a few too many napkins, I would also dock several points off of my rating. My enjoyment of coffee hinges on the ratio of napkins to furniture in the room.
RT: creates exceedingly inedible drinks designed to make his patrons violently ill
Also RT: why does no one like my cafe? Why am I getting all these mean awards?
Literally just rt manifesting his adhd, every time he tries to make “a real one” he ends up making man made horrors beyond our comprehension
Take a shot every time Daniel says "let's make a proper one"
Just don’t make it a shot of any drinks RT has made in this game.
of butter?
Where I live, we previously had a café / restaurant called "Chairs", and their concept was that they had all kinds of different chairs throughout the establishment. It was kinda cool.
Actually a neat idea
I work in a cafe. Don't even make the espresso drinks myself. This is physically painful to watch. But I'm watching it anyway.
how did it go
@@grenien4109 rough
what order that you've been asked to create was the closest to one of RT's creations?
@@louisagreer1700 man I hope you can recover
@@yes-lfs Do you mean a real coffee order? At some point he was adding espresso and water to a cup before it went downhill. If he stopped there, it would be an Americano, a perfectly normal order.
As a former barista who's still hates coffee this game just looks awesome.
Is being a barista harder than it looks? Because it doesn’t look easy but it doesn’t seem hard enough to require qualifications but you need to get qualified to be allowed to become a barista. It seems like something you could just learn on the job but legally you need training. Even becoming a chef doesn’t require formal qualifications but being a barista does.
@@rachelcookie321 where are you that becoming a barista requires formal qualifications?
@@rachelcookie321
You really just need to know what good coffee smells like. Failing that so long as you can follow a recipe you'll do well. the only difficulty there is is getting all the weird drinks out fast.
@@biastrafig Only the most hipster-ass locations. The kind of place that would serve you mayo coffee and act like they did you a favor.
@@biastrafig New Zealand. Do you not need a barista licence in other places? I know my cousin needed one in Australia.
You know, at first I was relieved because I thought there was bacon and guacamole in the thumbnail, but saw that those were not an option. Then I watched RT create all the drinks. The relief is gone.
bacon and guacamole would improve the experience
I like how RT forced the "coffé" rather than using "café" 😂
I love how RT does the art on top of the drinks, only to throw the XXL cream on top of it
2:38 terrible missed opportunity to name it “I Can’t Believe It’s Just Butter!”
"Okay, we have to make a real one now."
Makes a monstrosity.
"Okay, we have to make a real one now."
And it repeats...
imagine being a voice actor and having to put on your resume that you voiced dogs panting for a coffee shop management simulator. that'd be... something
No voice actor lol that's ai
I think it's bold of you to assume they got an actual voice actor and it isn't just the voice of the programmer
@@Sereous313 Dude it's the game dev making panting noises not ai
"Literally Just Butter costs way too much here!"
The *here* implies that there are other shops in town selling that and the very thought is hysterical to me.
“We have to make something nice” proceeds to make crimes against nature
RT: “Okay let’s make something actually good”
RT, time and time again: *3 layers of butter*
Almost a year later, I still enjoy the cycle of Dan saying "we have to make an actual drink," Dan audibly failing a will save, then proceeding to make another cup of gastric distress topped with a basket of berries.
*I have a feeling this was originally going to be sponsored,*
*but then the game devs found out what RT did to their creation.*
Didn't stop them from sponsoring Let's game it out though
@@AaronCorr It wasn't sponsored 😉
@@dreamwaygames You're right, I mixed it up with devs giving him keys all the tine
Yay! I wonder what horrors beyond comprehension RT will create with coffee!
Well this is probably the first time I’ve ever wanted to buy a game like this cause I want to see what happens if you actually make a good coffee shop
I feel Sojiro would somehow disown Johnny Anime if he found out about the coffee they serve.
Sojiro watching Johnny Anime just literally serving a customer only butter in a cup:
As a person who really loves their coffee, this was kind of appalling to see your different coffee concoctions, but so funny to watch (I am a big fan of this channel). Also, as a former barista who was essentially in charge of making the cafe's syrups, we had one recipe that was made with butter (eventually butter extract as we "refined" the recipe). It was gross in my opinion, but people surprisingly loved it and came back for it. So, your butter "coffees" are good to go! 😁
Now for the million-dollar question...
...but were there any recipes with mayo in it? 🤨
At first I thought Dan was struggling because he didn't quite understand the mechanics of the game, or it was just difficult to really manage a coffee shop with 200 napkins sitting on a single table.
However, after having seen that the most popular coffees were the ones with mayo, fish oil, and literally just cups of water... I'm pretty sure his shop was opened in Innsmouth, and he just got screwed by lovecraftian circumstance
"Napkins are the best for style points"
I can feel him watching, even now.
Wut?
Every single video of this game contains 3 things:
- spamming napkin holders
- mass ordering packages
- sneaking mayo into at least half the menu
When I saw the toffee in the thumbnail I genuinely thought RT had managed to burn something to the consistency of lava
I legitimately thought it was meat😭
LGIO: "Don't call me the Drift King, that's somebody else."
RT: "Let's add a nice MMMMMM."
“Most boring menu in town”
Now that can’t POSSIBLY be true.
Remember the pizza backing stream? Now we need a, stream where he makes these drinks. (Hopefully without dying)
Hopefully is an understatement, if he dies I'll sue god
@@PureheartFisher mood
Pizza backing??
@@arrontheprotogen9276 Baking. Spelling is hard
Do you think if enough of us comment and like this he’ll do it? /hopeful
I'm completely floored by the accuracy of RT's Jimminy Cricket impression
RT managed to make stranger concoctions in a cafe sim than any potion brewing game could ever offer
You should put this video in the horror game playlist due to how horrific these concoctions are.
*cup full of butter and whipped cream* just like maman used to make
Also would love to see him try Coffe Talk.
As a barista, I love how RT’s trademark madness will be able to accurately represent the hell that working in a coffee shop actually is
Ok but that Jiminy Cricket impression was actually really good
"Where are you?"
"I'm at the Butter aisle. I can't find any coffee."
"Then get out of the butter aisle."
"It's more butter."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MORE BUTTER."
started a new job at a cafe/bakery today … this is providing some marvellous inspiration…
Welcome to 2 The Moon Coffé, the only coffee place where you are served a mug entirely filled with butter that you have to scrape out and eat with your bare hands
Honey you're going to love it here. They serve a coffee with your 500000000 kcal drink.
Look, RT, I’m here after Josh “Not the drift king” destroyed this game and produced a meal in a drink, don’t disappoint.
Edit: 1:46 and RT did not disappoint.
RT and Josh are the two faces of chaos. The best way to explain it is that, if they were serial killers, Josh would never get caught because of his ingenious machinations that cause untold harm and leave behind no trace, while RT would just gun down the entire police force of Ireland in a frenzied panic, meaning there'd be no one left to catch him.
Literally just watched the car video lol
Finally someone is talking about this!
RT also wanted to put MMMMMM on his coffee as his first instinct, really makes ya think
his drinks were just as bad, if not worse, especially the mayo one
I love how my two favorite psychopaths, LGIO and RT, have quite different flavors of insanity. But i think RT is more sane because of his chat complaining to him.
Perfect timing of Dan to upload this video when I was about to get a cup of coffee to finish some work at 4 am
I've already saw let's game it out playing this game, and I think nobody could top him, but knowing RT, I'm not so sure anymore
RT: Incapable of restraining himself to make a basic, normal menu item
Also RT: Why am I getting these mean rewards?
I like to think that the customers has lost taste in normal coffees and just want something new, only to completely lost their taste buds
"We need to make a regular coffee"
*Is completely unable to make a regular coffee.*
Maybe I should go to a specialty coffee store to help watch my calories. Ooo this place looks nice oh SWEET JESUS.
Dan really missed the opportunity to call his butter drink, “I Can’t Believe It’s Just Butter!”
People genuinely order drinks like what u make at the bucks, the most interesting combinations ever
I just came home from working 10 hours (I’m a barista) and this- this video just made feel again. I’ve never been more inspired! I’m getting the butter out tomorrow!
RT's Jimmy Cricket impression is incredible
I used to be a barista, and this horrifies me…especially the thought of having mayonnaise as an option in coffee.
This reminds me of my childhood, where i made "potions" by mixing together shampoo.
The butter "drink" should've been called 'i can't believe its just butter'
RT's impression of the bug from puss in boots is alarmingly good
Just butter is actually RT's secret family recipe passed down through generations of Drift Kings
Black coffee? Never heard of it, now drink your spicy butter!
2 the Moon Coffé getting 2-star reviews
That's a star more than I'd expect from the coffee death sauce place
14:02 me after i don't take my schizophrenia pills and i realise the dog is actually an IRS agent:
Very realistic with a coffee shop that doesn't sell coffee. That's seemingly every place nearby where I live.
Not even 5 minutes in and you have created the most vile beverages known to man. Thanks RT “Drift King” Game, very cool
Hi RT! We're glad you're enjoying the Coffee Editor... that much 😁 Well, who doesn't like butter? 😆
Hear me out: Hot cup of butter and like 5 croissants to dip them in over time while you relax.
Honestly, considering some of the "exotic foods" I've heard of, coffee with mayo in it doesn't even surprise me.
Got overstimulated at work and what better way to destimulate than watch RT make high calorie drinks
I'm not religious, but I think we can all agree that mayonnaise in coffee is a sin.
I am religious and I completely agree, It is a sin.
The empty cup is a masterpiece of art for you can experience the empty feeling of having no more coffee without the joy of drinking the coffee it's art! Lol
2:29 I literally thought the caffeine level was just OMG lmao
Rt: “I’m going to make a real nice coffee now”
Rt 0.00000000000000001 second later: “this game lets me make horrifying monstrosities”
I love how the children in this game (like the last customer shown) are just the adult model scaled down on a size slider lmao
I am LOVING the rt content lately lol
If only he found out the glitch that’ll allow chairs and decor to be clipped together
Its very representative of this channel how RT's like: ok now we make a REAL coffee for the 6th time and then just doesn't
First Josh references RT, and now RT is playing Express Tycoon which was Josh’s last video….
Collab with Let’s Game It Out confirmed??
Played this game before! Glad that RT is enjoying it like I did.
I think this is genuinely the funniest thing youve ever made. I was eating a cookie and I had to stop because i was in danger of choking, please play more of this game
Coffee with extra hot water AND low pay? Now this truly is a Starbucks
I love the ones where Dan clearly gets fed up and chooses violence for the rest of the stream. The aggressive chair variety was great!
I thought that was meat in the thumbnail. Even still, I was not disappointed by the sheer horrors on offer at 2 The Moon Coffé.
This just confirms it more that we need a RTGame and Letsgameitout collab, the chaos would be impeccable.
As someone who’s profession is graphic design, I can tell you that colours getting copyrighted is not a rare thing, you can’t just copyright an entire colour like “green” but you can copyright a very specific shade of green such as Starbucks and off the top of my head many football clubs
So yeah, that’s fun
Sky copyrighting the word “sky” is absolute bullshit tho