This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire

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    Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim with a Twist! Grow your drugs trade through legitimate fronts by managing both sides of the business. Acquire new "businesses", meet new clientele, Develop more potent narcotics, make lots of money and leave a city in ruin!
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    This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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  • @playingofgames
    @playingofgames 11 місяців тому +1606

    "your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂

    • @almicc
      @almicc 11 місяців тому +51

      They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo 11 місяців тому +42

      Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 11 місяців тому +29

      @@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 10 місяців тому +3

      Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!

  • @BadFish-
    @BadFish- 11 місяців тому +4109

    You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times

    • @user-gp4bf6he4v
      @user-gp4bf6he4v 11 місяців тому +10

      yes

    • @tulipfalcon
      @tulipfalcon 11 місяців тому +34

      Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater 11 місяців тому +5

      Fr😂

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith 11 місяців тому +19

      He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos

    • @BadFish-
      @BadFish- 11 місяців тому +12

      @@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 11 місяців тому +611

    The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ 11 місяців тому +1480

    Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 11 місяців тому +4

      It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 місяців тому +2948

    Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art

    • @theshiftybloke4672
      @theshiftybloke4672 11 місяців тому +31

      The perfect video to see you react on

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 11 місяців тому +19

      I swear that I see all of your comments.

    • @lordjakob7052
      @lordjakob7052 11 місяців тому +8

      HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 11 місяців тому +14

      Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch

  • @redlionyt3019
    @redlionyt3019 11 місяців тому +1125

    Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire

    • @unfunnysenrirenposter
      @unfunnysenrirenposter 11 місяців тому +12

      @@austyndavid6528 cry about it

    • @itsyaboybigjoe6884
      @itsyaboybigjoe6884 11 місяців тому

      @@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 11 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
      how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
      it's much more relaxing lol

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura 11 місяців тому +6

      i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 11 місяців тому

      @@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 11 місяців тому +402

    This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 11 місяців тому +15

      Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 10 місяців тому +10

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.

  • @moss9493
    @moss9493 11 місяців тому +247

    I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!

    • @kimberlynichole5572
      @kimberlynichole5572 10 місяців тому +16

      I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 10 місяців тому +13

      There's a lot of good game music floating around his videos
      Stardew Valley, RDR2, death road to Canada, and runescape just to name a few. Pretty nostalgic

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 місяці тому

      i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music

    • @thatagguy
      @thatagguy 2 місяці тому

      Its red dead redemption music

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 11 місяців тому +333

    I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion 11 місяців тому +527

    It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet 11 місяців тому +77

    “I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil 11 місяців тому +16

      To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.

  • @Kei-ye8if
    @Kei-ye8if 3 місяці тому +11

    The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
    And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius

  • @neilaalt
    @neilaalt 11 місяців тому +143

    It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady 11 місяців тому +78

    I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
    And it always works! 👍

  • @mr.patriotjol
    @mr.patriotjol 11 місяців тому +125

    If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies

  • @flynn6201
    @flynn6201 11 місяців тому +5

    Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel

  • @rossiroo5426
    @rossiroo5426 11 місяців тому +39

    I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 місяців тому +2

      That was a wild sentence

  • @kukukul
    @kukukul 11 місяців тому +80

    Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game

    • @fattyman224
      @fattyman224 11 місяців тому +1

      What’s the game?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 11 місяців тому +12

      @@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger 4 місяці тому

      O m g finally I found the name

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger 4 місяці тому +1

      Wait can you only get it on computer?

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 11 місяців тому +127

    I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 11 місяців тому +23

    Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
    In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".

    • @EJtheShooter
      @EJtheShooter 10 місяців тому +1

      A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj 7 місяців тому +7

    It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”

  • @xxXXRAPXXxx
    @xxXXRAPXXxx 11 місяців тому +17

    After seeing this video im really disappointed in my local shops. Like they NEVER ask if i would like to buy some drugs when i came to buy bread and there was none left to buy so i had to return home empty handed.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 11 місяців тому +52

    As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.

  • @herpderp9108
    @herpderp9108 11 місяців тому +23

    Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!

    • @Death2all546
      @Death2all546 11 місяців тому +14

      Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
      It worked for Gus Fring.

    • @herpderp9108
      @herpderp9108 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan 11 місяців тому +4

    I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings

  • @MadMax248
    @MadMax248 11 місяців тому +40

    Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.

  • @dualdestry2856
    @dualdestry2856 11 місяців тому +23

    I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!

  • @secretidentity6183
    @secretidentity6183 10 місяців тому +3

    Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks

  • @messybark
    @messybark 11 місяців тому +23

    Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.

  • @warren_713
    @warren_713 11 місяців тому +6

    The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco 11 місяців тому +7

    1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
    2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.

  • @Error_fu
    @Error_fu 11 місяців тому +3

    I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 11 місяців тому +15

    *Legit business*
    Kevin: What do i do?!
    *Illegal AF business*
    Kevin: This is so easy.

  • @hfjireh
    @hfjireh 11 місяців тому +62

    idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh

  • @KeepItSample1
    @KeepItSample1 11 місяців тому +20

    You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.

  • @l2naab
    @l2naab 11 місяців тому +47

    Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin

  • @sugarsand7367
    @sugarsand7367 11 місяців тому +13

    Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.

  • @ElliP29723
    @ElliP29723 10 місяців тому +4

    Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
    In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 11 місяців тому +13

    Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)

  • @user-bl7lg6on7d
    @user-bl7lg6on7d 11 місяців тому +3

    Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂

  • @CloudChalk
    @CloudChalk 11 місяців тому +9

    "Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @umutcolak3447
    @umutcolak3447 11 місяців тому +13

    I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute

  • @gremlinfan1360
    @gremlinfan1360 11 місяців тому +9

    I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 11 місяців тому +9

    I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 11 місяців тому +3

    This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.

  • @qzwx4205
    @qzwx4205 11 місяців тому +3

    kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
    yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...

  • @bilepunch
    @bilepunch 11 місяців тому +9

    Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko 11 місяців тому +3

    every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis 11 місяців тому +11

    I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...

  • @absolutelygunshi
    @absolutelygunshi 11 місяців тому +3

    Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers

  • @razatk629
    @razatk629 11 місяців тому +9

    I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.

    • @mageytodd659
      @mageytodd659 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one

    • @razatk629
      @razatk629 11 місяців тому +2

      @@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.

  • @aethyreal_gates3546
    @aethyreal_gates3546 11 місяців тому +10

    I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice

  • @neverminditssomeone
    @neverminditssomeone 11 місяців тому +4

    I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec

  • @carysk4083
    @carysk4083 11 місяців тому +11

    Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!

  • @michae1296
    @michae1296 11 місяців тому +5

    More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.

  • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
    @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 11 місяців тому +5

    Kevin is on prescribed ADHD meds / dextroamphetamine 😢 how’s the comedown. Stay hydrated and eat well!

    • @mkzrocketz6430
      @mkzrocketz6430 11 місяців тому +1

      Yea… it’s crazy they prescribe those to kids. And then they wonder why they’re “depressed”. When really their dopamine and serotonin receptors are fried.

  • @finlegh
    @finlegh 11 місяців тому +5

    Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭

  • @Saiko2323
    @Saiko2323 11 місяців тому +19

    I have never been so excited for a UA-cam notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind

  • @thegivingtree6551
    @thegivingtree6551 11 місяців тому +2

    3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it

  • @JR-zp3nw
    @JR-zp3nw 11 місяців тому +4

    This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!

  • @UnknownFox
    @UnknownFox 11 місяців тому +5

    Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣

  • @zestylemon22blog
    @zestylemon22blog 11 місяців тому +6

    that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old

  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster 11 місяців тому +3

    wait that looks like such a good management game

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 11 місяців тому +3

    "I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 місяці тому

      Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that

    • @limendime3720
      @limendime3720 17 днів тому

      ​@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol

  • @Gineminasourus_Rat
    @Gineminasourus_Rat 8 місяців тому +3

    It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.

  • @bre1836
    @bre1836 11 місяців тому +4

    That takeshi’s castle reference was elite

  • @nikkiibbitson331
    @nikkiibbitson331 11 місяців тому

    Thank you. You help me sleep in the morning. Your NOT boring it's just a relaxing voice that's helps me sleep after a night shift (10 hours) so thank you.

  • @PayParkGoHome
    @PayParkGoHome 11 місяців тому +22

    Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.

  • @DirtyLesion
    @DirtyLesion 11 місяців тому +1

    I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x

  • @kaylynlane2244
    @kaylynlane2244 11 місяців тому +5

    Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤

  • @wawaweewa8749
    @wawaweewa8749 11 місяців тому +8

    I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air

  • @ashanddoodles13
    @ashanddoodles13 11 місяців тому +1

    I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭

  • @claytonmurray537
    @claytonmurray537 11 місяців тому +2

    Everything ends with fire, business as usual

  • @alexsan1991x
    @alexsan1991x 11 місяців тому +3

    Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.

  • @domyazbek2323
    @domyazbek2323 11 місяців тому +3

    Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish UA-camr.

  • @scarefrow1
    @scarefrow1 11 місяців тому +2

    Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here

  • @emmahealy4863
    @emmahealy4863 11 місяців тому +1

    Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
    That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -

  • @Lakelurker
    @Lakelurker 11 місяців тому +3

    I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.

  • @amyclarke900
    @amyclarke900 11 місяців тому +10

    Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤

  • @oisinkelly7111
    @oisinkelly7111 11 місяців тому +5

    You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro

  • @mrt8880
    @mrt8880 11 місяців тому +1

    Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series

  • @ancel2236
    @ancel2236 8 місяців тому +1

    Watching Kevin always feels like a more entertaining mobile game add. Like yeah it’s funny, but also I wonder what the game would be like if I, a PRO GAMER, played it properly and didn’t make all these obvious mistakes on account of how pro I am

  • @esmeraldaalvarez3647
    @esmeraldaalvarez3647 11 місяців тому +1

    On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.

  • @lucascaton9428
    @lucascaton9428 9 місяців тому +1

    That takeshi’s castle reference made my memory go back a decade

  • @ryannnnnns
    @ryannnnnns 11 місяців тому +3

    CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 11 місяців тому +15

    Gus Fring is the first person who comes to mind for everyone when you hear about this game. 😂

    • @tomriddler1926
      @tomriddler1926 11 місяців тому +7

      I mean chicken restaurant and drug empire is a pretty unique combo

    • @giorgospeppas9464
      @giorgospeppas9464 11 місяців тому +1

      You comment on half of the UA-cam channels I subscribe, that's wild 😂

    • @SlamDunkPyro
      @SlamDunkPyro 11 місяців тому

      @@giorgospeppas9464the universe is giving you a sign

  • @koturkey9989
    @koturkey9989 11 місяців тому +6

    That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.

  • @mojaslatt
    @mojaslatt 11 місяців тому +6

    The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂

  • @The_Drako_Master
    @The_Drako_Master 11 місяців тому

    All of your latest videos have been bangers. Keep up the good work!

  • @wisteria003
    @wisteria003 11 місяців тому

    this is one of your best videos Kevin!

  • @trinitysmith778
    @trinitysmith778 11 місяців тому +1

    “Cluck you up” Loving this so far 😭

  • @ilovecats667
    @ilovecats667 8 місяців тому

    We need a part 2 NOW Kevin

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 11 місяців тому +3

    Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 11 місяців тому +1

    The subtle runescape music in the background is giving me flashbacks.

  • @adammackrory655
    @adammackrory655 10 місяців тому

    The tranquil stardew music over the mayhem, murder and chaos was the best touch hahaha

  • @skinnyjesus16
    @skinnyjesus16 11 місяців тому

    this video was awesome! thanks kevin

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 11 місяців тому +9

    Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.

  • @channel45853
    @channel45853 11 місяців тому

    Yo, please keep playing this, this is fun to watch, good video too 👍👍👍

  • @SimBits
    @SimBits 11 місяців тому +3

    Aaaa I had this game on my wishlist the last few weeks, I'm so glad to see you playing it before I finally buy it!😊

    • @ItzKraz
      @ItzKraz 11 місяців тому

      What’s it called

    • @shadowkid3203
      @shadowkid3203 2 місяці тому

      @@ItzKraz yes i would like to know too

  • @davidkomai
    @davidkomai 11 місяців тому +1

    I find it hilarious the UA-cam ad that played for this game was for Zaxbys chicken.