Nobody even questions why there is a talking fox on his hind legs!! It’s only questioned why he wears a mask, ONLY ONCE!!! This film so surreally amazing to watch!!
Why did a generic platypus need a fedora? Maybe swiper goes home to a family that doesn’t know where he goes? Maybe swiper steals for his family. I say we create a go fund me for swiper
I'll never forgive them for turning my guy diego from a proportionally accurate male dora with a pET JAGUAR AND CAN TALK TO ANIMALS into generic city boy #458
Yeah I’m actually kind of disappointed they didn’t add Dora’s twin siblings and Diego’s older sister.... they definitely could’ve done more imo. It would’ve been like some cute tearful sign-off for the older young adults and the kids who watch the current show. But there was definitely effort. I did enjoy it but they could’ve made it better tbh
I know right? In the original series Diego was the one who did most of the jungle adventuring in the first place. Dora only went through grassy fields at most so none of this makes any sense. (Yes I am upset about the lore of Dora the Explorer)
Just think. At least one person on the staff for this movie must've seen the CollegeHumor parody of a live-action Dora movie, and thought it was a good idea to make the movie anyway.
Yep, my first thought exactly. Which explains why she played by an actor who looked like in all of its parodies. Shame it didn't have drunkard highschool Dora from RobotChicken
I'm shocked at the lack of memes about a freaking live action Dora movie featuring Danny Trejo. Also, they made him through CGI and yet they couldn't give him boots.
She's not on drugs, the exploration and teaching, kids... (shes a kid too so why does she teach) is just Diego's and Dora's imagination. All their adventures on the TV show is just their imagination
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold 2024: Barney : Age Of Extinction 2030: Caillou : The Quest For Hair 2035: Paw Patrol : Dogs Get Fired 2041: Bob The Builder: A Failed Repair Man 2046: Peppa Pig : Live Action 2050: Arthur : Live Action 2055: Handy Manny : Tools Say Racist Things 2077: Cyberpunk gets delayed again
Me in 2030: Dad I'm scared... Please pick me up from this horrible movie. I'm scared My dad: What movie is it? Me: A Peppa pig movie My dad: Oh god no. Sorry I can't. Me: why? My dad: I'm scared too.
This one time I said "My favorite anime character is Izuku." Someone asked "why?" and I said "he's kinda relatable" and he said "is it because he's a crybaby" at the same time
@@mamaluigi1438 Real animals can't talk either, yet here we are. If you're trying to make a realistic CGI movie with animals talking - why not stretch it a little further with slight facial expressions? Doesn't have to be drastic, just enough that we can tell what's going on like with Aslan in Narnia. Otherwise, you're just making a fancy nature documentary with a couple songs here and there.
If the movie was simply a parody of Dora it would've been great if they focused on that more instead. There are some legit funny scenes imo but only if you grew up watching dora would you laugh at them. It's so surreal that it's hilarious. Also, Danny Trejo as Boots. Never has anything seemed so wrong yet felt so right.
Facts!!! It seems they teetered with gearing this toward an older audience or not... the mating stuff was kind of odd but I liked that humor because that’s her character. Dora is straight forward because she’s in an educational program lmaooo Regardless though they could’ve gone further with the script especially since I was kind of disappointed I didn’t see Dora’s twin siblings nor Diego’s older siblings. They didn’t even mention his parents were old adventurers too.... so it was a good movie but they imo they could’ve made it great for young adults who used to watch the show (like myself - nostalgia) and the current young viewers. It seems like it could be a cult classic nonetheless give or take because it isn’t horrible tbf.
Honestly, as someone who watched Dora quite a lot as a four-year-old (and had a Dora playset), I actually enjoyed this movie? idk. It was _super_ weird, but kind of fun too... I do wish they had kept up the joke of Dora repeating words for the audience as that actually was one of the funnier jokes in the movie. For some reason, they just drop it completely towards the middle.
Same, it was weird but it was kinda nice in my opinion. It's not the best movie but they did try to please the audience, I think. Either way I did enjoy it
Funny story, the school in the movie is actually my high school in Australia, it was so fucking weird seeing yellow american buses during the holidays For the record people started talking about it like once and never again
@Franz Liszt bruh you do realize how most of Latin Americans are literally mixed races (mestizos) since the Spanish went there and pillaged shit right?
Franz Liszt Like Eddy and Cara already said above me, Latino/Latina just means you're from Latin America. You can be white, black, native, mixed, ... As long as you're from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country in the Americas, you're Latino.
The movie straight up claims that Boots can only talk in Dora's imagination and I had never felt so betrayed!!!! How dare this movie shit on our childhood like that!!
steve is a agoraphobic psychotic sending clues to himself via his hallucinated delusions. the backyardigans is just gaspar noé's _climax_ except the LSD turns them into talking animals. and its set in a... back yard
It would just be Mexican Tomb Raider where Dora has to get the idol of Burritotalhaque before the cartel does all the while Diego is snorting cocaine and brooding and boots gouges peoples eyes. But it's funny because at the end ICE deports her when she realizes she forgot her passport.
I'm just getting tired of all the remakes even the good ones, it's obvious disney and hollywood are running out of ideas and this is there answer to I guess "Stay in business" but I think me and others are getting tired of it.
They are definitely not doing it out of lack of ideas they are simply doing it because it’s an easy sure fire way to make the same amount or even more money than if they were to make an original there are tons of good writers out there who dream of having there stories bought by Disney but Disney is a business obsessed with money so they would rather just do the most efficient method of achieving their own goals
Right?? The only recent Disney sequel that I found was worth my while was The Return of Mary Poppins. There was so much talent, creativity and work that went into it that it honestly is exactly what sequels should be like instead of nowadays’ money traps!
There are 7.53 billion people on earth. 3.2 billion of those people have internet and you guys are saying that 2 people or more can’t have the same idea
i saw the movie and surprisingly it wasn’t actually bad. I caught myself laughing multiple times and found clever how they added some jokes teenagers use now or things like that. It was kind of a kids movie but more teenage like (in my opinion).
I saw this movie with a huge group of 20+ other high schoolers from marching band, and it was an awesome viewing experience. Not one of us walked out of that theatre complimenting the movie, but we all loved just how bizarre and childish it all was. Seeing this movie with friends is the best way to watch it.
I never really saw a Dora cartoon as a kid but I had the time of my life with this movie. Isabela Merceds performance, her wide-eyedness and, yes, weirdness, really made the movie.
Sesame street: Cookiz In The Hood Just imagine elmo and cookie monster wearing bandanas and trotting glocks while my boy bird (the rival gang leader) reloading his AK47 after murdering burt and ernie
The original Dora, Nicholas Cage, already discovered the lost city of gold AND stole the declaration of independence so, step up your discovery game Dora
I saw it with my niece and we both liked it. It definitely is for kids but at moments thought they took into account an older audience might be watching. It was fun and not bad as people make it out to be
@@JessicaFlores-qd7jq you not serious this is to be about a 4 year old not a woman of 20s looking to date guy etc other things in the moive that is not related to dora....the only thing i saw in that s boobs and ass basic sexualzing charactor/4 year old girl that many children watch and know
The idea of Dora having imagined all her childhood adventures and then having to adjust to the real world is actually pretty fun. Imagine it as a teen movie focused on this really weird kids character in a realistic high school. That would be great! (But for some reason swiper talks and acts like a person, and the boots talks kinda ruining the whole idea of her building this world in her head)
@@anonymoustopsecret5995 honestly yes. I'm on the same page with everyone that it's nothing great, but it's just the right amount of self-aware that it's entertaining. It's worth watching just to see the "WTF" moments that pop up occasionally.
I had an emotional connection to Dora, and used to watch it growing up and honestly the self awareness in this movie sort of ruined Dora for me. I hated this because it treats one of my favourite childhood characters as a weirdo, and treats the original show like it’s just a silly baby show when it helped kids learn basic Spanish and actually taught them some morals for once.
I watched Dora with my girlfriend and we were dying of laughter for all the right and wrong reasons during the entirety of the film but yeah everything you said was pure facts my man.
@@pepearown4968 I swear to god. I don't even like fart jokes and I couldn't help it. And the part where he broke down crying because he almost died killed me
She talks to a rock. Honestly I wonder what it would look like with just a fixed side camera of her high as fuck in live action just speaking to a stone.
Watch it! The whole movie is a drug trip. All the way from the fucking intro xD. I was laughing my ass off the whole time and so was everyone else on the theater
@@sumbuddy4088 Are you suggesting that the cinematic masterpiece that was Scooby Doo (2002) is anything but a treasure to mankind? May Shaggy be merciful upon you...
I watched this movie with all my cousins yesterday. We are all in college, already adults, and oh god we laughed so hard with this one. I swear it felt like a trip, I wasn't expecting to enjoy it that much.
@@SmormuAfterNotSurviving okay but whoever posted that video cut out the best part of that scene. When the one guy turns into a cartoon he rips his clothes off and runs into the forest naked.
making a euphoria vid now i promise
Ok
Thank god euphoria is so f@&$ing good
Ooh hell yeah
FUCK yeah
The anime one?
Swiper is honestly the most compelling villain in cinematic history. Thanos, the Joker, any famous villain character got nothing on him
"Swiper, no swiping!"
the funny thing is people only know wat tht movie is because the director went crazy
Nobody even questions why there is a talking fox on his hind legs!! It’s only questioned why he wears a mask, ONLY ONCE!!! This film so surreally amazing to watch!!
Darth Vader is nothing to Swiper
@@AtariiWave facts
Karsten: "why does a generic fox need to be anonymous?"
Swiper: "nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask"
👏👏 amazing. Hats off to you my friend
Omg I’m dead 💀💀
@@rero1519 you dont fear death. You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe. 🤣
Why did a generic platypus need a fedora? Maybe swiper goes home to a family that doesn’t know where he goes? Maybe swiper steals for his family. I say we create a go fund me for swiper
If I took that mask off, would you die?
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold
2034: Club penguin and the cow.
...belly
Ayyy
2027: Ni Hao Kai Lan and the secret of shangri la
Club Penguin and the Quest to Tip the Iceberg
2050 : the backyardians and the front yard
I'll never forgive them for turning my guy diego from a proportionally accurate male dora with a pET JAGUAR AND CAN TALK TO ANIMALS into generic city boy #458
Yeah I’m actually kind of disappointed they didn’t add Dora’s twin siblings and Diego’s older sister.... they definitely could’ve done more imo. It would’ve been like some cute tearful sign-off for the older young adults and the kids who watch the current show.
But there was definitely effort. I did enjoy it but they could’ve made it better tbh
I know right? In the original series Diego was the one who did most of the jungle adventuring in the first place. Dora only went through grassy fields at most so none of this makes any sense. (Yes I am upset about the lore of Dora the Explorer)
Alicia probably went to college.
LOL! 😂😂😂
When the Dora the Explorer parody starring April Winter has a better depiction of Diego…..
Just think. At least one person on the staff for this movie must've seen the CollegeHumor parody of a live-action Dora movie, and thought it was a good idea to make the movie anyway.
Yep, my first thought exactly. Which explains why she played by an actor who looked like in all of its parodies.
Shame it didn't have drunkard highschool Dora from RobotChicken
What does college humor even think about the movie I'm really curious
I legit thought the ads were a CollegeHumor campaign. I didn't realize this movie really existed until now 🤣
College Humour thought of a Dora movie as a joke.
*_He was inspired_*
Fun fact: Dora the explorer in Spanish teaches the kids how to talk English.
That's why she is represented as a litina woman.
Same here in Brazil
and in russian
As someone who lived with the Spanish dub, Yep, I confirm.
Interesting. It makes less since in other languages but interesting.
and in norwegian!
"They get high and sing about shitting"
I kinda wanna watch this movie now.
That one line sold me
What the F...
the likes for this comment is spot on.
@Aakash Sreeraj Nair
I kinda want to as well just to see if Kursten is telling the truth... Because that sounds to weird to be real...
Ikr
2019: Dora the movie
2038: Peppa - the Purge
Peppa...what are you doing in this comment section?
Spongebob : *the lost sponge under the sea*
2057- Fireman Sam - The Fire of London
Oh crap we need that to happen
Now this one made my day :D the one straight above you was bad but got 1.8K likes, thank you you made my day
I’m still upset with how they treated my man Diego’s hair. How could they..
iLikeMovies They made a joke about it in the movie lol. Dora tells him “You don’t even look like you” when they reunite
s ame oml
Yeah
What happened to Diego's sister
Unknown .-. 🎶"Alicia's on the mission we are going for a ride!"🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, basically the producers are saying that Dora has been high for every single episode of our childhood?
I knew it.
Or she's using her imagination... but a kid taking drugs seems more logical
Nah you see this is a child who has schizophrenia
@@CuppaLiber-tea no, shes a schizophrenic taking drugs
Normal day in Mexico
I think they just made her fucking mental if you catch my drift..........
I'm shocked at the lack of memes about a freaking live action Dora movie featuring Danny Trejo.
Also, they made him through CGI and yet they couldn't give him boots.
Would have made it too cartoony I think.
Satan omg, father, it’s so funny i find u here 😍
They do put boots on him in the beginning. Dora's parents told her that she can't put clothes on wild animals though lmao
They did.
Not enough people watched it to make memes about it
"Calm down dora fandom"
Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.
Remember that crazy character from Drake and Josh?
Its mostly nostalgia.
thatguyonyoutube IT DOES EXIST
idk im in the wiggles fandom
bearisol Cool! I’m apart of the Barney fandom! :D
Wait wait. So they imply that the cartoon Dora the explorer that we use to watch is just a drug trip from normal Dora?
hUh
OMG 💀💀💀
She'll grow out of it.
She's not on drugs, the exploration and teaching, kids... (shes a kid too so why does she teach) is just Diego's and Dora's imagination. All their adventures on the TV show is just their imagination
@@JTZombiE bUt wHaT iF tHeY wErE iN a CoMa aLL aLoNg
Getting high and singing about shitting is the most High School thing I can think of.
This movie is a sleeper classic. Just you wait.
It’s the new Lara Croft Tomb Raider in that it is undoubtedly bad but something about it makes it amazing to watch
I was your 700th like, you better like this comment
@@MadderLive I do like the insistance that this was a commendable achievement. Thank you, SaggyShiz where ever you are.
@@theboxcaradventurer1874 While I'm shitting myself because I start my Junior Year of High School, you enjoy your 1k likes.
"High School isn't that bad" .... its worse 😫😁
"instead of boots sounding like this.... He's voiced by Danny Trejo."
I lost it.
D E V I N M I jumped when I heard his voice in the Theater lol
that is the single greatest casting choice of all time. Boots will take no shit from Swiper
Markus Nävergård I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS LMAOO
Then why ain't he wielding machete and going ape-s*** (pun-intended)?
Bruh they should’ve just had Danny play Dora lol
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold
2024: Barney : Age Of Extinction
2030: Caillou : The Quest For Hair
2035: Paw Patrol : Dogs Get Fired
2041: Bob The Builder: A Failed Repair Man
2046: Peppa Pig : Live Action
2050: Arthur : Live Action
2055: Handy Manny : Tools Say Racist Things
2077: Cyberpunk gets delayed again
Lol that just made my day
I seriously thought of a Bob The Builder la movie yesterday! 😂
Barney
*A g e O f E x s t I n c t I o n*
paw patrol has me dead omg
Caillou: The Quest for hair had me dead 😂😂
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold
2030: peppa pig and the city of muddy puddles (live action remake)
Oh my God just imagine if that actually existed the Peppa pig part
Me in 2030: Dad I'm scared... Please pick me up from this horrible movie. I'm scared
My dad: What movie is it?
Me: A Peppa pig movie
My dad: Oh god no. Sorry I can't.
Me: why?
My dad: I'm scared too.
jane animates pEPpa, WhAt ArE yOu dOiNg iN tHe mOvIe TheAtERrR?
Impaled I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING
@@zenzen7832 OH NO GRAB THE GUN KIDS
Karsten: Nobody in the theater was laughing
The theater i went to: I beg to differ my friend
it was great idk why everyone hates it
@@strawberrymilk5923 lmao how old are u?
it's_ julie! Does it matter tho?
it's_ julie! i’m 19 lmao
Same my theater was like dying of laughter
_“Probably should skip this one”_
Me: *On my way to the cinema* oh-
Oof
F
@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ hol' up
I don’t understand. Explain to me please ....
ME
When I walked out of it, I said to my brother "I hated Diego, he sucked." And then my brother said "He kinda reminded me of me"
😭😭
Lmaooo
This one time I said "My favorite anime character is Izuku." Someone asked "why?" and I said "he's kinda relatable" and he said "is it because he's a crybaby" at the same time
LMFAO 😭
why did you hate Diego
2019:Dora and the lost city of gold
2029:Little einsteins and the disappearance of rocket
I think i would see that little einsteins movie
TheSkeletor
Lmao
Oh god
Oh god
i think i’m gonna see that
Is nobody gonna talk about Dora bringing a knife to school?
Well atleast she doesnt bring a gun
I always bring a knife to school tho
Nancy :3 she played Tetris in the morning
She is not British so no problem
I'd be more concerned if a Latina did not have a knife on them.
The fact that Boots and Swiper are capable of showing more emotion than the "live action" Lion King is just sad.
@Mike Noir Still not an excuse lol
@@Aimee0206 It is an excuse because real animals can't show as much emotion. They don't have those kind of facial expressions.
@@mamaluigi1438 Real animals can't talk either, yet here we are. If you're trying to make a realistic CGI movie with animals talking - why not stretch it a little further with slight facial expressions? Doesn't have to be drastic, just enough that we can tell what's going on like with Aslan in Narnia. Otherwise, you're just making a fancy nature documentary with a couple songs here and there.
@@mamaluigi1438 so what about the lion in Narnia from y e a r s ago?
@@darkrai7094 The emotion shown on Aslan's face was exactly what Lion King 2019 needed.
If the movie was simply a parody of Dora it would've been great if they focused on that more instead. There are some legit funny scenes imo but only if you grew up watching dora would you laugh at them. It's so surreal that it's hilarious.
Also, Danny Trejo as Boots. Never has anything seemed so wrong yet felt so right.
Facts!!! It seems they teetered with gearing this toward an older audience or not... the mating stuff was kind of odd but I liked that humor because that’s her character. Dora is straight forward because she’s in an educational program lmaooo
Regardless though they could’ve gone further with the script especially since I was kind of disappointed I didn’t see Dora’s twin siblings nor Diego’s older siblings. They didn’t even mention his parents were old adventurers too.... so it was a good movie but they imo they could’ve made it great for young adults who used to watch the show (like myself - nostalgia) and the current young viewers. It seems like it could be a cult classic nonetheless give or take because it isn’t horrible tbf.
But seriously
*"Oh look everybody, Dora brought a knife."*
Classic. Classic. 😂
am the 1,000 Liker!
@Lady Eva *oh my god why does she have a kni-*
Lady Eva (Runs around the pool or whatever it was like a maniac)
Say Dora
As a Chicano, this is basically our black panther
THIS 👏😂
Or our Indiana Jones and/or Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 😂
Congrats
You got the coolest person ever, my dude.
😂😂😂
Cesar Dothe hilarious and original!
“Made Dora look insane in a few scenes”
*Dude, Dora IS insane.*
Lol yeah Dora is nuts
- LightSwitch - NO SHE WANTS ME
*Explain*
In this she looks insane *all* the time
@@dradel2050 I think she was made to be insane
Honestly, as someone who watched Dora quite a lot as a four-year-old (and had a Dora playset), I actually enjoyed this movie? idk. It was _super_ weird, but kind of fun too... I do wish they had kept up the joke of Dora repeating words for the audience as that actually was one of the funnier jokes in the movie. For some reason, they just drop it completely towards the middle.
I wish it had wlw rep :(
Ye it was for me a weird chaotic soup that tried to poke fun at everything
@@galaxychill9578 Dora is not the place to go to for good wlw rep lol
@@demonyckscreations9990 Dora fucks a female monke
The movie
Same, it was weird but it was kinda nice in my opinion. It's not the best movie but they did try to please the audience, I think.
Either way I did enjoy it
Fun Fact: If you say “Swiper no swiping” Swiper will actually stop swiping.
Sniper no Sniping
@@tauhid9983 *misses shot*
but you have to say 3 times for it to work such is a cheat code.
Karen Chlamydia you can edit comments
Well I should've said that before he stole my credit card info
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold.
2029: Cool math games and the lost city of bikini bottom.
it's coming
Were in the endgame
2030 : the dab movie
Asian Boi o agree
3009:Steve and the lost city of oofs
Boots looks like a cursed image
and more expressive than the lion king
And *HE DOESN'T HAVE BOOTS*
**bonfire intensifies**
👂👁👃👁👂
👅
Same with Swiper tbh
Funny story, the school in the movie is actually my high school in Australia, it was so fucking weird seeing yellow american buses during the holidays
For the record people started talking about it like once and never again
Y’all don’t have school buses in Australia?
Oh wow that’s really cool actually
@@fruity3693 they probably do, but they’re for sure yellow.
@@MD_Films buses in Aus are usually orange or green. At least where I live
@@baaddooshgaming609 ah, nice
Can’t wait for the live action movie of Caillou: The Quest for Chemoterapy
😂😂
I’m fucking dying
U vicious
jesus
Oh God no
“We need Latino representation in films”
Latino representation in films:
Edit: It is a *joke* not a political argument. Please stop.
Yes why is no one talking about how she isn’t Latino?!
Jujubeens How is she not Latino? She's half Peruvian.
@Franz Liszt bruh you do realize how most of Latin Americans are literally mixed races (mestizos) since the Spanish went there and pillaged shit right?
Franz Liszt but Peru is in Latin America = Latina?
Franz Liszt Like Eddy and Cara already said above me, Latino/Latina just means you're from Latin America. You can be white, black, native, mixed, ... As long as you're from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country in the Americas, you're Latino.
Breaking bad and the Dora film should not have any overlapping actors
4 2 0 t h L i k e .
But chaos demands such
Yeah bitch, magnets!
@@uma-3921 wHy ArE mY maGneTs FalLiNg Of My fRiTch ??!!
I was half expecting walter white to walk up and start cookin the crystal
2019:Dora the lost city
2024: frozen is melted
Actually, "Frozen is melted" will probably happen in 2019 too.
The movie straight up claims that Boots can only talk in Dora's imagination and I had never felt so betrayed!!!! How dare this movie shit on our childhood like that!!
Boots doesn’t talk, i get that. BUT then how the heck is Swiper still real AND can talk?!?
And it's never even questioned WHY he can talk!! This whole film is just plain madness and I love it!!
It's the fucking Amazon, everyone and everything that lives there is crazy. What the hell do you expect?
And played by Machete!?!?!
2019: Dora and the Lost City of Gold
2027: Bob the Builder Builds Again
mac jeffy 😂😂😭
Thomas : the last engine
Im dying rn 😂
Bob the Builder Builds the Wall
yes please
Dora: "Swiper no swiping!"
WW2 Soldiers: "Sniper no sniping!"
Any new WW2 movies?
@@DakotaofRaptors Nope, but there is a WWI film called 1917
Swiper somehow looks better than Movie Sonic.
Sniper: “Awww, man!” *throws kar98k away*
Funniest UA-cam comment of all time.
Cant wait for the blues clues movie and the backyardigans movie
steve is a agoraphobic psychotic sending clues to himself via his hallucinated delusions. the backyardigans is just gaspar noé's _climax_ except the LSD turns them into talking animals. and its set in a... back yard
@@the9file you explained a bit to well
The Peppa Pig movie.
I can’t wait for the Max and Ruby live action
the team umizoomi movie
Dora doesn't even ask the audience where to go next
0/10 man
MapleMilk honestly right?
Im pretty sure if they did that it would just get annoying
@@gos2501 its for kids
Karsten not only watched the movie for us, he actaully went inside a movie by himself as an adult watching Dora. Bravo.
I did that too, lots of adults were there, only one kid.
Estevan Aurzada because kids who watched dora are aldults
2019: Dora and the Lost City of Gold
3000: Thomas The Tank Engine - The Cold War
Yes
Featuring “Thomas The Tank”
I was angry because DIEGO IS FROM THE JUNGLE NOT DORA HOW DID THEY
Smh they better work on researching their Dora lore next time
Dora's twin siblings aren't even there. Her older sister isn't mentioned either
I dont remember but i think he was born in the jungle in the movie, the opening is them playing with eachother as kids.
@@drserr6581 omg yes, those twins
I'M SO THANKFUL THAT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THOSE FLAWS! Also yeah she had twin siblings and that was never mentioned...
How is it that Swiper can talk and walk like a human, but Boots can’t? I know that he talked, but it was only once
Swiper looks like my dad's mum.
AliciQ Jem Shard
Cool
Wait- *wOt?*
Because swiper minecraft and boots fortnite
WilGum Zeep What?
They need to do a redesign of boots, it doesn't look like boots
#paramount
#sonicmovie
Dora back then: *wheres the map?”
Dora now: *wheres my knife?!*
Dora in the future: *WHERES THE CONDOM?!*
Brutha your joke made me cringe for an hour nonstop ._.
So cringe
yo dad gae you said brutha tf
Assassin King r/comedycemetery
yo dad gae lmao u still liked it and u comment under it, ily no homo
2019: dora and the lost city of gold
2060: peppa and the pUrgE of half the worlds POpuLaTioN to save REsoUrcEs
thats just avengers: infinity war
@@myiashanton5412 yh but infinity war didnt have peppa pig
@@myiashanton5412 peppa would of slayed some bitches
@@MALIK-nd2vw tea!
@@myiashanton5412 Yes?
Clifford the big red dog: all grown up
Caillou: snatching souls for Mommy and daddy
Arthur: the coke project.
Team Umizoomi: The Satanic Math Quest
Dragon tales: The Dragon Slayer
I Saw dora with my friends and as soon AS we Got home we Were looking for a trap remix of The poop hole song and yeah we found itss
Bubble Guppies: All about overthrowing the government
Wow Wow Wubzy: slaughtering friends and family
R rated Dora movie would be a lot more successful.
It would just be Mexican Tomb Raider where Dora has to get the idol of Burritotalhaque before the cartel does all the while Diego is snorting cocaine and brooding and boots gouges peoples eyes. But it's funny because at the end ICE deports her when she realizes she forgot her passport.
Dora la Conquistadora
Or an x rated dora movie
@@Brown-streak_studios Bruh...
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The movie currently has an 82% on rotten tomatoes. WHAT’S GOING ON???
It's because the movie is actually really good, it just doesn't get the fair critisism because it has the name "Dora" in the title
Because it's actually not even that bad. I love how Dora is literally the same oblivious and overly generous kid now trapped in a teen's body.
as someone who watched the movie. i can say it deserves a 70%. it’s not that bad
Yeah, the movie was decent enough to watch, few cringy moments but nothing too bad or out of the ordinary
I don’t actually mind the movie. It’s not Avengers Endgame or anything, but it was a lot better than the Lion King live action movie
I'm just getting tired of all the remakes even the good ones, it's obvious disney and hollywood are running out of ideas and this is there answer to I guess "Stay in business" but I think me and others are getting tired of it.
I guess don't watch the remakes and sequels then, there's tons of new stuff.
They are definitely not doing it out of lack of ideas they are simply doing it because it’s an easy sure fire way to make the same amount or even more money than if they were to make an original there are tons of good writers out there who dream of having there stories bought by Disney but Disney is a business obsessed with money so they would rather just do the most efficient method of achieving their own goals
because we don’t pay enough attention to actual food movies in the theatre. we keep sucking up these dumb fucking remakes.
Riot Breaker they should take a kid friendly page from tiktok povs books
Right?? The only recent Disney sequel that I found was worth my while was The Return of Mary Poppins. There was so much talent, creativity and work that went into it that it honestly is exactly what sequels should be like instead of nowadays’ money traps!
I don’t know which is more awkward
answering Dora or sitting there quietly while she stares at you.
Stolen bruh
Oof stolen
@TeddyCakes Fr being stolen doesnt matter if they enjoy it knowing someone else will
There are 7.53 billion people on earth. 3.2 billion of those people have internet and you guys are saying that 2 people or more can’t have the same idea
@@kween4331 yooo dead ass bro
I swear, if they make a movie out of The Backyardians LMAO 💀
Tsuyu Asui they would start off the movie with “Hi, I’m Pablo” LOL
Or Wonderpets
@@zenzen7832 😆😂😂😂😂
I might actually watch that😂
serendipity ! “My names Tyrone!”
Idk dude. You kinda made me want to see it. Lol
LifeguardOutofWater DO IT! It’s really good
Hell, same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheChiptuner I want to bet that you have low standards
Christopher Columbus have you seen it
Milo have you seen it
i saw the movie and surprisingly it wasn’t actually bad. I caught myself laughing multiple times and found clever how they added some jokes teenagers use now or things like that. It was kind of a kids movie but more teenage like (in my opinion).
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold.
2047: The Backyardigans: Search for a new backyard
more like Backyard Down
@@deathserpent9747 you right
@@xpeachy7546 get it ? Cause its supposed to be a backyard version of watership down
@@deathserpent9747 mmmm... at least you tried.
@@bl3nd3rman97 it was supposed to be more depressing than funny
I saw this movie with a huge group of 20+ other high schoolers from marching band, and it was an awesome viewing experience. Not one of us walked out of that theatre complimenting the movie, but we all loved just how bizarre and childish it all was. Seeing this movie with friends is the best way to watch it.
what if I have No friends
I will note that for any parties I hold
I went to see it with my girlfriend friend and her older sister xD
Rattle Boons wow cool you’re one of the popular band kids, can’t relate, my band members don’t even know I exist
Marching band says enough
Dora better not look at the audience and ask if we can see something right behind her
Sub to Me guess what
sHe DId
@@gkupos you watched it too?
She does
Young me was NOT having that, I was literally like FIND IT YOURSELF then watched phineas and ferb
2019: dora and the lost city of gold
2034: peppa pig: the last bacon
2019:dora and the lost city of gold
2030:caillou and the quest of finding hair
lmao
it's me a mistake
Okay but can we seriously get live action Caillou
@@Pompazour I wish there will be in the future
who would play caillou???
@@isabelleturner5870 a random bald kid
When Boots was talking, he said “These are _super_ confusing times.”
It’s JJOLO as soon as I heard him talking I legit lost all my brain cells xd
Wait if backpack and map came out in the so called “high scene”. Does that mean she is always high?
LostGalaxyGamer in a way, she kinda created an illusion not to be lonely?
@@mochi5512 nah bro, she's just high as fuck.
WAIT
As a kid they are probably just some imaginary friends or something.
WAIT WTF WOAH
I never really saw a Dora cartoon as a kid but I had the time of my life with this movie. Isabela Merceds performance, her wide-eyedness and, yes, weirdness, really made the movie.
Btw, I am the other one of the two people on earth named Karsten haha
Boots getting voice acted by Danny Trejo is on the same level of Ryan Reynolds voicing pikachu. Both amazing choices
Diego looks like a young Obama.
👁👄👁
👁 👄 👁
I can see it. It’s the jaw/face shape.
atrapforfools you ruined it now 🤦🏻♀️
Don’t touch My butter ?
Writer: "Dora but it's Tomb Raider"
Executives: "... I LiKe iT"
Also Executives: " *Stonks* "
"If Tomb RaIDer GoT it GuD tHaN sO cAn DDDora"
Sesame street: Cookiz In The Hood
Just imagine elmo and cookie monster wearing bandanas and trotting glocks while my boy bird (the rival gang leader) reloading his AK47 after murdering burt and ernie
You didn't see the SNL Grouch skit, did you?
Live-Action Sonic: Who are you?
Live-Action Swiper:
I'm you but done right.
Bitch it be lookin like his brother from another mother.
@@Vick_or_somethin Indeed.
@@Vick_or_somethin To be honest they atleast stuck to Swipers design... Sonic in the other hand... The other hand got amputated.
The original Dora, Nicholas Cage, already discovered the lost city of gold AND stole the declaration of independence so, step up your discovery game Dora
Insert le funny joke about the Tomb Raider movie spinoffs
I can summarise this movie in 8 words.
*“What in the world did I just witness?”*
Or why did i pay to see this!?
I saw it with my niece and we both liked it. It definitely is for kids but at moments thought they took into account an older audience might be watching. It was fun and not bad as people make it out to be
Honestly I just watched it and it wasn't as bad as I thought, though that's still not very good
@@JessicaFlores-qd7jq you not serious this is to be about a 4 year old not a woman of 20s looking to date guy etc other things in the moive that is not related to dora....the only thing i saw in that s boobs and ass basic sexualzing charactor/4 year old girl that many children watch and know
*_Why did I count the amount of words?_*
"They get high and sing about shitting"
Well, I don't know bro, that sounds like a regular Tuesday to me...
That 2D scene was amazing not gonna lie
Jayron Buno IT WAS
I want to see that part...
@@sebastiansantos1471 ua-cam.com/video/BcMV20OjU0A/v-deo.html
Jayron Buno IT WAS
Oh my God, your pfp..
2019: Dora and the lost city of gold.
2219: Pewdiepie and the city of dead memes.
Lol
what about the dead city of memes
Better Title:
Pewdiepie and the internet’s graveyard.
OMG CYTUS 2!!! NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You just made my day thank you 😂
The idea of Dora having imagined all her childhood adventures and then having to adjust to the real world is actually pretty fun. Imagine it as a teen movie focused on this really weird kids character in a realistic high school. That would be great!
(But for some reason swiper talks and acts like a person, and the boots talks kinda ruining the whole idea of her building this world in her head)
You forgot to mention my favorite line:
"Can you say SEVERE NEUROTOXINS?"
yes, I actually saw this movie.
Did you like it?
I laughed so hard🤷🏾♀️
I actually said it out loud. 😬
@@anonymoustopsecret5995 honestly yes. I'm on the same page with everyone that it's nothing great, but it's just the right amount of self-aware that it's entertaining. It's worth watching just to see the "WTF" moments that pop up occasionally.
@@coasterfreak91210 Okay.
They brought a CollegeHumor sketch to life.
Omg i remember that
President Trump was in a Simpson's parody...we actually live in a fucking parody timeline...
CollegeHumor's sketch would have been a better and more hilarious movie I don't know why they didn't made it interactive
Gaurav G. Yeah but she doesn’t get tied up
I knew that trailer I saw a couple years ago wasn't just a fever dream.
This is truly Dora's Bizzare Adventure.
The directors probably saw that and made this
was that a jojoke
“You were expecting Boots, but it was me, Di(eg)o!”
Only Justin Y. can say that
AYYAYYAYYAYYYYYYYYYYY
I had an emotional connection to Dora, and used to watch it growing up and honestly the self awareness in this movie sort of ruined Dora for me. I hated this because it treats one of my favourite childhood characters as a weirdo, and treats the original show like it’s just a silly baby show when it helped kids learn basic Spanish and actually taught them some morals for once.
As soon as I saw the trailer, I realized it was selling itself entirely off of morbid curiosity.
Title: I saw the Dora movie so you don’t have to
What a trooper, hats off to you
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I saw it too. I had fun watching it more than the cat king movie
i saw it, needed acid to enjoy it
VeziusTheThird was it bad?
I watched Dora with my girlfriend and we were dying of laughter for all the right and wrong reasons during the entirety of the film but yeah everything you said was pure facts my man.
Tell me you didn’t laugh at the quicksand scene.
@@pepearown4968 I swear to god. I don't even like fart jokes and I couldn't help it. And the part where he broke down crying because he almost died killed me
When I watched it, the only people there were us and a group of teens. We all laughed the entire time
2019: Dora the Movie
2025: Sid The Science Kid Unleashed
2030: The Uh Oh Stinky Movie
2019: „Dora: the Movie“
2025: „Spongebob - Hunt down Osama bin laden“
2029: „Rocko‘s modern life - Rampage
2047:"Telletubbies - baby solar eclipse equilibrium "
2034: peppa pig endgame
2050: spiderman and elsa: far from frozen earth
2045: Barney and Elmo wedding. (Anime edition)
THIS COMMENT AND THE REPLIES ARE ALL GOLD LMFAOO
The way you portrayed it, the film sounds like it’s rated X
SomeGuyStudios I know I was thinking the same thing. Dora on drugs and a monkey talking about puberty? Sounds like some Seth McFarlane shit
@@stupididiot6993 And that talk being told by DANNY TREJO
Alex Whybrow yeah Danny Trejo. Isn’t that poetic?
edit: omg thanks for the gold
For xplorer?
I think the “get high and sing about shitting quote” is misleading the people. Those are two separate scenes.
2019 : Dora movie
2021 : Hanny Manny : Manny's Deportation
i almost want to watch this just to see the drug trip.
almost.
wATCH IT
WATCH IT
She talks to a rock. Honestly I wonder what it would look like with just a fixed side camera of her high as fuck in live action just speaking to a stone.
Watch it! The whole movie is a drug trip. All the way from the fucking intro xD. I was laughing my ass off the whole time and so was everyone else on the theater
Yesg
I think boots would be an adult monkey after 12 years, he's been thru puberty
"FACE EATING TIME !!!"
I think I missed the point of the video because now I want to see it
Me too honestly
I did ever since I watched the trailer
i just watched it and honestly as a 20 year old i love it lmao
He doesn't really justify it, the movie had pretty good comedic timing and somehow was able to walk a fine line between Goofy and serious
Same, I don't know why but I want to watch it.
2:07 im sorry is there actually a scene in a kids movie of Dora staring at a knife like that, what
Yes there is
I mean she used to live in the jungle
He remembered it so we don't have to!
Wait wrong guy
24 frames of nick?
Nuclear Effect NostalgiaCritic I think
What you're saying about the movie sounds like a surreal self-parody
Kinda like y'know
The Scooby-Doo live action movie??
John Thems never speak of the live action scooby doo ever again
@@sumbuddy4088 Are you suggesting that the cinematic masterpiece that was Scooby Doo (2002) is anything but a treasure to mankind? May Shaggy be merciful upon you...
Is that Chihiro i see?
Yep it is
Do you mean there's three?
Honestly I enjoyed all of the live action scooby doo movies 😂
There's a song about a poophole??? Sounds like my kinda film.
Uhm, could you repeat that, my lord?
i was ur 420th like
I watched this movie with all my cousins yesterday. We are all in college, already adults, and oh god we laughed so hard with this one. I swear it felt like a trip, I wasn't expecting to enjoy it that much.
Fun fact: Dora the Explorer in French,
Teaches people how to speak English.
In Kazakhstan and Russia it also teaches how to speak English
Also in swedish
also in belgium
In Portuguese too. I remember that this thing tried to teach English and Spanish (but in Brazil Spanish is not so important near English).
Also in dutch too
there was a blackout in the theater so we couldn't see the rest of the movie and i am so disappointed i didn't get to hear danny trejo as boots
Wait, they didn't give you a refund or free tickets or anything? Damn, that's a ripoff
That's god warning you
^^
Sorry man but you did the opposite effect
I have to see the drug trip
ua-cam.com/video/BcMV20OjU0A/v-deo.html
You're welcome.
Julek Ambrozik oh my god...
@@SmormuAfterNotSurviving okay but whoever posted that video cut out the best part of that scene. When the one guy turns into a cartoon he rips his clothes off and runs into the forest naked.
@@aliceinldnland I found the version with that scene ua-cam.com/video/yvD1cKfXmLQ/v-deo.html
Julek Ambrozik The fact that she acts like she’s seen Map and Backpack before implies to me she was high throughout her entire childhood
High school from the perspective of a middle schooler, a bunch of people who hate middle schoolers