Best Zoo Ever
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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Planet Zoo is a fun but buggy game. Build a fun park and stress out. I prefer Planet Coaster because animals don’t seem to eat the visitors but the carts do. Jurrasic World evolution even had animals eat people.
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I most likely wont make the next video. I'll probably invite back Chef Kilian No relation.
To answer a question on the subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/ I currently have no alive crabs.
did you boil all of them
poop
Ok Boomer
Yes, more Chef killian please
Kilian Experience what happened to *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
I was waiting for the ending where the park guests would give your terrible zoo a 5 star rating, but instead we got lizard people.
10/10. Best card in the game.
the old lizard people bait and switch
@@waffles6280 a classic
I also thought that would happen but at least he warned those who weren’t aware of the lizard people
I was thinking the same, what a plot twist
Exactly 666 likes. It must be the lizard people.
It’s like you only upload once in the lifecycle of an actual red panda, and then you have to wait to reincarnate again.
A week
shut up do you want him to not upload for 12 to 14 years
Perhaps Kilian isn't actually the panda, but the hat and book possessing the panda. Every video is just a different red panda looking for a nice hat and a good read-- Kilian then discards the useless panda shell once he's done draining its lifeforce and making silly videos.
BurgerFred1 this guy possesses
BurgerFred1 - That sounds exactly like the sort of rumour a lizard would want to spread...
2:45 "Maybe worse" Shows Denmark like a true Swede.
Här, Danmark, utskitet ur hav och kalk. Där, Sverige, hugger ur granit!
Han talar sanning!
@@isakpalsson9012 Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium, tvingar vi Dansken på knä.
@@HiyuMarten I det mindste ved vi, hvordan man ikke fucker sin egen valuta over.
Ikke sjovt.
Grinte ikke.
"Guess which one leads to pandas?"
"They all lead to spiders."
You're perfect and you know it.
It’s like how in the lord of the Rings he says I won’t show you the battle scene to remind you we‘re not friends
666 I cant like
@@michaeltadros3898 above that
We recently got Red Pandas at my local zoo. They are cute and all
Just thought you should know :3
That sounds nice
What wisdom have they shared with you?
angels95 6 only that of the cosmos my guy
:0 My zoo got red pandas too! Only temporarily though I think...
DozenthTurmoil
Red pandas are not “cute”
They are fearless warriors who are both smart enough to watch rick and morty and charismatic enough to seduce a rock.
Choose your words wisely next time
"We'll have tigers"
*Shows lions*
"We'll have 6 turtle habitats"
*Shows tortoise*
It's not his fault! He has a disability. _Swedish Syndrome._
He was lion about the tigers
@@TheSkypetube Please, don't.
Lions are just hairy tigers
Killian: We need a name that makes you go "Eugh." Like...Tik Tok Zoo Challenge
Me: Eugh.
You: Fahrenheit
Me, an intellectual: Hamburger degrees
Just because, this is how I shall refer to it now and see how many confusing/disgusted looks I get.
His was celcuis...
Real intellectuals use Kelvin in everyday life. And by real intellectuals I mean everyone who isn't a European Commie.
@@owlblocksdavid4955 no they don't unlike dumb americans everybody use celcius and metric system not that dumb feet thing
1 degree Celsius = 2.44 hamburger degrees, and yes I shall use this for the rest of my life.
"Glory to Terra!"
FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
"Its what we do best, we die standing"
"Only in death does duty end"
FOR THE THRONEWORLD!!!
Death to the cold bloods!
just imagine a swedish red panda in his apartment screaming at imaginary lizards
It's a break from the manatees.
Watching a Kilian Experience video is like someone telling you that a bomb will go off in ten minutes, and then getting hit by a train.
That's the Kilian Experience.
This is the most accurate description ever
This is the most accurate description ever
Kilian : "Zoo 76"
Todd : *_"It just works"_*
Lol, Kilian is such a madman that he plays this game in the fictional red panda language 😂
Has a flamethrower, screaming "Glory to Terra". Hummm...
*AHHHHHHHHHHH* BURN IN HOLY FIRE! FOR THE EMPEROR!
"Children of the Emperor! Death to his foes! For the Emperor!"--wait, what?
NO MERCY NOR REMOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Killian: speaking of mobile games Rai- skill share
Me sweating: don’t do that to me
“Your family is the zoo attraction”. I died at that part, haven’t laughed that much in a while
LesserSphinx woah it’s another kermit
@@blakdayy an equal, we're one of the same brother
LesserSphinx 🐸
That was epic lol
Prediction: Next video will be called "worst zoo ever" and he creates the perfect zoo and also resistance
Nah, next video will likely be a video game review of Gex the gecko and the importance of portraying lizards as cool role model protagonist action heroes because it sets an example to society to know that lizards are our superiors.
Nah, it was just Chef Killian No Relation doing a video while Killian was fighting the lizards
"This used to be a ghost town. Now 50 people live here."
I was so worried that Raid: Shadow Legends spread their sponsorship disease on you!
Thank god they didn't!
Raid Shadow Leg Ends
it's a totally free rpg pvp dvd for people with adhd
This vaccine against pointless youtuber ads was brought to you by Audible. Get one free audio book if you sign up with the code RedPanda69. Please, they have my family.
Bruh its not a disease they are helping content creators continue doing their job
@@joemama-hf1xk Also you don't get jack shit by following sponsor links and have never done so. It's literally just the same new player program as if you downloaded the app on your own, if you complain about this they will either ignore you, block you or close threads.
@@joemama-hf1xk it's defo scam. d'angelo Wallace will probs make a video on it soon
This is the fifth time I’ve seen this video, and I always forget about the lizards. Gets me every time.
“Like how I expect my subscribers to know literally every pop culture reference in history.”
The realest line of the video
The man has returned, but the real question is: will it have red pandas?
All of them
No
I mean it's a zoo, so
"What's the food like in the park? Let me guess, Hawaiian pizza!"
"What? No. Why would it be the same food as the perfect park?"
Agreeing with a red panda about pizza toppings was strange at first, but then I remembered they are superior beings and it all made sense.
Hawaiian pizza is unironically amazing
You’re both wrong
connects back to the new chef killian video so that was foreshadowing
I hope TikTok Zoo Challenge survived the Russians
Kilian: If you don’t know literally every animal ever you can’t come here.
*calls a tortoise a turtle*
Tortoises are sub-order of turtles and it is acceptable to call a tortoise a turtle. Maybe you shouldn't be allowed at this zoo.
Then I am humbled and bow down to your superior intelligence and wisdom. It is greatly appreciated that that somebody with such a keen mind would waste the time required in order to contradict my harmless joke and bless me with the knowledge required never to make such a stupid mistake again.
@@reggiecockburn8379 Technically, reptiles are fish.
This is because taxonomic terms are technically cladistic, in that they refer to a creature and all descendants. Fish were ancestors to reptiles, so technically reptiles are fish. However, no one actually describes animals this way because it's stupid and confusing...but it's still technically true.
I love how he said “More on Hawaiian pizza in an upcoming video,” and then actually makes a video about it.
This is why I appreciate this channel so much. Any sadistic park owner would put unnecessary stairs inbetween their attractions.
But only a mad genious would even consider HEATING THEM TO 50°.
4:50 I've never laughed so hard. Killian sounding so happy being evil was perfect
You can practically see the Dr. Evil pinky raise
I will gladly answer you: five members of the Mungotinae sub-family, also more commonly known as the 'social mongoose' or 'eusocial mongoose' are: all species commonly categoriesed as meerkat's(3 recognised sub species: s.s. Suricatta, s. s. Mojoriae and s. s. Iona. Though these, as subspecies don't count towards the total of five beyond the meerkat), the members of the helogale genus (common and Ethiopian dwarf mongooses, both of which are their own species counting towards the total of 5), the Gambian mongooses(genus: mungos) and the banded mongooses(genus: mongos).
... I took biology as one of my four main subjects in my Abitur(highest of the ranks of highschool graduation in Germany...(in Germany highschools and middleschools(they are one and the same[they are simply collectively called 'weiterführende Schulen' which translates to 'continued schools' or 'advanced schools' they are attended after graduating fron 'Grundschule'(Basic school/ elementary school) after 4-6 years]) are decided into groups, depending on what kind of high/middleschool you attend you can earn different ranks of graduation))
0:48 Oh hello Dune soundtrack, I missed you.
Long live the fighters!
The rewatchability in this one is astounding. Bravo, Killian
GLORY TO TERRA!!!!!!! FOR THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!
This is a great fallout 76 update!
He's got clever humor, he is unlike any other youtuber.
Zoo 76:
Animals clip and sometimes pass trough their pents.
Park keepers sometimes spawn in way to large quantities or not at all
You might fall trough the floor.
Exibit signs are not rendering aswell as random parts of the park
...
I felt genuinely threatened by the ending
thank you Killian
at the end was just like AHH AHH BILL CIPHER MODE AH AHHHHHH
There are two kinds of animal lovers. The admirers and the enthusiasts.
"just like I expect my viewers to know every pop culture reference in history"
I really thought I was a pop culture buff but kilian really puts me to shame lmao
FINALLLY! The Red Faced Panada is finally getting the attention it utterly deserves, that beautiful faced angel.
8:42 GLORY TO TERRA! FOR THE EMPEROR!
4:42 i love that kilian can't pronounce any english word correctly but nails "jalapenos"
Kllian are you sure you didn’t build Edinburgh zoo. With that hill it’s a understatement
Whos Lillian?
@@TimTime10 Lillian mama
Wait no fuck I messed up the joke
TimTime10 fricking autocorrect
Fricking gay robots fricking
Divine Wisdom? Huh
Red Panda: "You have climbed to the summit, Mortal. As per the Divine Laws, I shall answer any question you may ask. I know the meaning of life, stuff you cannot comprehend, the knowledge of destroying entire universes, I can even tell you-"
Human: "Does the girl I have a crush on like me back"?
Do not ask what happened to that Human.
Lets say, that he's now on a celestial object.
Kilian asked me to be on guard duty there.
So he cannot get back to Earth and answer the same stupid question.
I cant believe I got a notification for this video while watching his Jurassic world video
Grongo
"One guy lost his arm making that adorable panda. And that was the day before his 7th birthday"
The realisation in that joke hit me like a truck
Kilian: “Zoo 76”
*BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS HAS INITIATED NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST*
Poseidonc12 hey it’s accurate
Wait... was that their plan all along? Create such a garbage fire of a game that a nuclear holocaust ensues? Then we would all be living the fallout series. It would be the most realistic game ever... they're geniuses!
@@owlblocksdavid4955
Yes, but due to Bethesda's notorious lack of QA their launcher didn't work, their ICBM crashed and now Austin Tx is a radioactive crater.
Pete Hines has tweeted that further updates to FO76 have been delayed but not to worry as the atom shop was unaffected by the blast as this is being maintained by their Maryland studio.
Kilian is the only person that can make me wait through the sponsorship without getting bored halfay through.
Flamethrowers only attract those cold-blooded creatures.
Sounds like what a COLD BLOOD would say! What are you trying to hide, ya commie?
"122 Hamburger Degrees" I swear this man is a fucking genius.
I love this channel everything he does is wonderful
Only on the third time watching do I realize that the video is literally filled with clues about the ending. Every time he says “hum-hum” in an unusual attempt at a throat-clear noise, actually.
Damn Killian I got scared when you started saying “Rrrrraid shadow legends” xD Älskar dina videos haha, lycka till i framtiden!
You being sponsored by Skillshare is not just surprising, it's downright killing surprising. I have now died and met The Great Red Panda Ancestor, that's how surprising it is.
I also have experience with red pandas giving me divine wisdom, like drinking bleach to clean my teeth!
The divine red panda is correct! I mean bleach is mostly water and we're mostly water so therefore we are bleach.
"If it's under the sink, take a drink!" - Divine Red Panda
What about injecting bleach to cure mysterious illnesses unbeknownst to 2019 Man
for some reason, I find killian's sense of humor refreshing, even tho it is just the culmination of youtube-nonsense-comedy
Congrats on the sponsorship, I never thought you'd get one
the worst park possible, you make a very nice looking park with big exhibits, but they’re all empty.
just tell guests that they’re hiding, sleeping, or have camouflage.
you rip people off, nobody can sue, and people come back to try and see them a different time.
That must have been a weird experience for the neighbors when he recorded the end part
I love how accurate this is it’s not gonna make you suffer it’s just so annoying but to a point we’re you can’t even really complain
Was wondering when you would play this
Took ya long enough
He's played this game before? In the themepark video (which is probably why he mentioned lizards again)
The biggest attraction of a massive French zoo I went too was two tortoises because they where "having adult fun"
1 view
"Wow I'm the first person to see this video!"
96 comments
"oh."
Is this the man the myth the legend himself professional skater HELIXSNAKE?
@@SirPawsies yas
you havent made a vid in months.. but then again you could have been watching killian on repeat for the past 5 months so ill let it slide
Don't worry, they're all from you
@@dugaid7454 I have a full time job and UA-cam is sort of not showing my videos to subscribers so I've kinda given up on it
I always thought Kilian was a racoon. Now I've learned he's actually a Master Shifu. I feel enlightened already
0:25 *hear bgm* "Ahh a fellow member of the thieves guild."
-I love animals.
-Name three of their albums.
-Eek Ook, Growl Rawr, Fox Noises.
-Aight, we cool.
Me: The perfect so does not exist
Zootboxes: allow us to introduce our self.
zootboxes
And guess what there is a 0.000000001% chance that you might see a animal !
@@jetpackpenguin1803 and a 99.999999998% chance you'll see the snakes.
And a 100% the lizards will see you!?!?
"park worker we came from all this way away to see this one animal you need to make it so we can see them" as someone who used to work in a zoo i have heard this at least 200 times
Kilian I'm concerned about your current situation, do you require dunecrawler support from the techpriests of mars to aid you in your fight against xenos?
Let's not mess about, drop a couple of Legio Titanica from orbit, preferably Imperator models.
@@raifthemad You're right, we are talking about the defense of Holy Terra after all.
Nobody has said it, but Kilian must be some sort of torture artist with how he knows how to creatively cause so much human suffering.
I never know whether Killian says "zoo" or "sue"
Assume a bit of both. In Killian's case, it usually is.
I never know what I'm gonna get out of a Killian video, but I am never dissatisfied
That zoo is legitimately EVIL!
5/5 would visit again.
So many things to digest here, but the thing that's giving me most pause for thought is the concept of Ostriches being mediocre. I wasn't quite prepared for that truth bomb.
"everyone know lizards are scared of chyan taco's!" killian -2019
:)
What is chyan? Im pretty sure he was saying “cayenne,” as in cayenne peppers lol
@@MerkhVision i for the life of me thought that was how it was spelled. :\
this is like the 20th time killian has been attacked by either aliens, robots, lizards, cannibals (probably), maybe even a few mormons, and like 30 'karens'.
0:23 "My homie" Persona 5
I just want to say that I'm very glad this channel exists
"the world is run by lizard people"
scalies: :>
this zoo has everything young stalker! red pandas, lions, MUTANTS, giraffes, zebras, PHYSICS DENYING ANOMOLIES, cheeki breeki, elephants, cobras, filthy anarchists, you name it we got it!
2:38
A Zoo 76
HOOOOOOOOO good shit hahaha
Kilian:Today's sponsor is Ra-
Skillshare:We will sponsor you if you don't say that name,everyone is tired from it.
I am now referring to all American forms of measurement as 'hamburger' units.
19.520
Avarage hamburger cooking degree is 160 degrees multiplied by 122 equals 19.520 degrees so the staircase is hotter than the surface of sun which is 4500-5000 degrees. Good job kilian, I must say it must be pretty hard to forge a staircase that has the tempeture of twice as much as suns chromosphere.
A true 5 star zoo runs at 15 fps.
I long played MW remastered today and Kilian makes a MW reference. Thank you Kilian
When you said resistance base I think you meant a federation outpost.
Edit: When you said Skillshare I think you meant Raid Shadow Legends.
To this day, I have no earthly clue how I ran into your channel, but, am I glad I still did.
Ah, the superior red panda. Also known as the "lesser panda".
Heresy!
Taeyoung Park :(
You want to die?
Snail and cockroach section where there are actually NO cockroaches?!?!
Kilian ... you are a MONSTER!!
The Mongotinae joke made me question my existence.
The worst part about the end is I wasn’t actually paying attention
Me too to be honest.
Those lizards they have controlled you but not me Viva la revolution
HOW DARE YOU!
Comrade, do not drink the water.
The Lizards are poisoning it. And it will make you worship them.
It's already taking effect.
Remember, do NOT drink the water.
Glory to the resistance.
*chugs pint of water* sorry I didn’t catch that can you say it again
*chugs three more bottles*
Sorry I still can’t hear you, I think it’s some sort of reptile hissing or something
Tacos and bathroom a song of misery. Love ya
Kilian: uploads
Me: life and responsibilities who?
I went to a local zoo once, one I visited before, and it was just the most depressing place I've seen ever.
Zoo? More like my wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 my marriage is dysfunctional🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jambo ok boomer
@@WickedMitch Ok Z.
4:30
Almost felt like Kilian was doing an ad for Expo 2020.
Lol
49 cents in exact change?! You Monster!
56 cents seems like the optimal amount to charge to cause the most human suffering. It requires an obnoxious amount of coins to pay in exact change and, more importantly you get even more useless coins back if you don't have exact change. Pay with a one dollar bill and you get a quarter a dime a nickel and 4 pennies back hahahaha.
Hello sir.
I am the local Red panda security guard C.E.O D.E.O. ™ And i hereby arrest you, for saying that our glorious leader is a monster.
Please, put your hands in the air.
Filthy lizard.
1 star: i don't know many pop culture refrences
When "Zoo" and "Sue" sound like the same word