We can add on to that lore. People go for a monorail even tough it's filled with rats running around and sometimes gets weird people protesting or misinforming about rats
It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for UA-camrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.
"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"
Rats are so underrated. My favourite youtuber, Grimbeard, started doing a little segment in his videos where he rates ambient city rats in games. That's about all they usually get.
Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo
Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?
I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.
The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter
Veteranarian: Wow thanks for the job! I cant wait to start looking after the sick animals at your zoo and help them feel better! This guy: Yeah... About that 😬
I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals
I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!
I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe
Him: I hired a vet but i quickly fired them their first day on the job. Him now: My rats are contacting disases and that makes me broke because the health inspector keeps finning me. Whatever i'll do! Me: Idk hire a vet. Him: No, that's too expenssive. Me: 😑
Him: Makes the whole thing glass Me: But... They need somewhere to get some time away from people.... Bros anti-introvert. Also, rats aren't usually diseased.
You probably would of saved more money/avoided fines if you kept an engineer employed. Any money you could of saved by not having one is immediately eaten away by the fines. you could of had more employees and better food stalls before you matched what you were losing from simply not having an engineer
It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats
I dunno what is more funny: the way you talk about the rats with a serious voice or the fact that you talk like a corporate CEO. Honestly i think you could get a job at a corporation just by shoing them this video. You basically sold the biggest smallest theme park ride scam disguised in paperwork as a zoo. That alone was a CEO master move. People were going in there just to take a ride on the monorail and eat junk food and always wondered what the glass exhibit is going to show eventually. It became a local legend to imagine what the exhibit would be. But i think that people who went there for about 40 years started to catch on a little that it was a scam... XD GG
The guy "Walking around, occasionally telling people about rats" making as much as an engineer when I do that every day for free
please tell me more about rats
stop offering your labor for free and get the wages you deserve!
Are you an engineer?
ratsss are very tasssty
I sense the tism within you
You've heard of Six Flags now get ready for Seven Rats
I’d buy a ticket.
I audibly cackled
Aah you meant in a video game
Awww man
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@@apuppetandacookie8200same
Yeah it sucks
@@Minecraftforlife99 fr
Everyone in this town: "hey you wanna ride the monorail?" "sure, i wonder if theyll ever put anything in the cage in the middle"
We can add on to that lore. People go for a monorail even tough it's filled with rats running around and sometimes gets weird people protesting or misinforming about rats
@@comentaristax9804 Just sounds like new york. Or disney
"They don't see staff as people" damn this is a realistic simulator
1:52 honestly, getting fired the first day of your job for seemingly no reason is so extremely realistic
Only in America.
RAHHHH
@@SevenEllennah dude. Trial period is a thing all over. As someone who stole a stove on day 1, I get why
@@comentaristax9804Why didn't you just wait a few weeks?
@@Victoria3WorldConquerermy question is how do you steal a stove
It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for UA-camrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.
Seems like it's worked. I haven't ever seen this channel before but now I'm seeing this video pretty high on my recommended
@@senordinkussame
Holy shit I thought the voice sounded familiar, I didn't even realise
"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"
Nice only 46 years! What a speedrun this was!
Rat%
As a sewer rat myself, I love this video! Rats don’t get a lot of representation in media, and I’m glad you are giving us a chance to shine.
Rats are so underrated. My favourite youtuber, Grimbeard, started doing a little segment in his videos where he rates ambient city rats in games. That's about all they usually get.
I have had a ton of pet rats and they r cute, cudly, loving, smart, and cute! They are probably the best rodent to have as a pet!
This sounds like the kinda place Grunkle Stan would run.
"there's no risk of the rats jumping walls" unrealistic game...
Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo
The guy just went around making things up about rats and telling them to people all day, what a legend
Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?
Because you don't have a guy walking around educating people on them, duh!
You forgot the glass cage, that makes it okay.
Oh to be an ill-fated guest at Rat Town Zoo who gets stuck on a monorail for a year...
I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.
A PlanetZoo video literally just showed up in my recommended after this one with this EXACT concept.
I’d go to a zoo like this but with marsupials (my favorite mammal group)
Rodent exhibits are literally this though? Some Zoos have them but a lot don't since people aren't interested in rats, mostly.
I dare you to add rabbits
@@metal_pipe9764 rabbits are not rodents
Woah. This video is helping my balding head. Thank you dearest OnionButter.
Happy to help
The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter
Veteranarian: Wow thanks for the job! I cant wait to start looking after the sick animals at your zoo and help them feel better!
This guy: Yeah... About that 😬
"important note: in this game, guests don't see staff as people.". Video games really have hit an unprecedented level of realism.
Whilst I have watched every piece of hitman content you’ve put out and will always want more, this… this was good
Rest in Peace to all the rats that died. Professor Onion B. Utter could've never done it without them.
I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals
Most ethical zoo I’ve ever seen
11:31 ah yes, I love watering my rats 🚿
Seven Foot Frame, Rats along his back...
We don't talk about the Bruno Zoo.
7 foot *R A T S*
*R A T S* along his *R A T S*
When he sees your *R A T S*
It all fades to *R A T S*
Zoono
I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!
Lol, you could only have Jeff Bezos in that bubble and we'd still know what the point is
love the video watching this on bigscrean in vr
takes notes on how to become a rich greedy CEO
I would love a zoo of just rats, since rats backwards is 'Star!' So, it's like I'm going to zoo full of stars!
my hero is the guy making an engineers salary by walking around making up shit about rats
"Spared a lot of expense"- John onion
rat is short for ratthew
I'm so UA-cam pilled, whenever I hear "before I can..." I think the next sentence is going to be "I need a second to talk about today's sponsor."
That "potential terrorist" joke at the start is so clever. A direct reference to Osama Bin Laden (elephant)
No way you’re at 120k… I remember subscribing to you when you only had 5 hitman videos (and 5 in total pretty sure)
I guess Agent 47 needed an alternative way to finance his missions :D
I was playing a game and listening to this and tuned back in just to hear that people where stuck for a year 🤣
I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe
The protesters didn’t show up usually because they were contemplating if it was worth trying to shut down that has only rats.
This place is worse than Pyongyang central zoo. That's a feat!
More rat content please!
The customers just don't give a rat's ass.
You got my attention with the title, but I stayed for the editing 😂
The dream of every man
Him: I hired a vet but i quickly fired them their first day on the job.
Him now: My rats are contacting disases and that makes me broke because the health inspector keeps finning me. Whatever i'll do!
Me: Idk hire a vet.
Him: No, that's too expenssive.
Me: 😑
also stop with the rat hate, rats are fantastic and much cleaner than we give them credit for. pls respect the rats
preach
average new york zoo
I wish the rat zoo is real...
I love seeing you try out other games! :D
Rats, the Rats, we’re the Rats!
haven't seen this game in a while
refreshing! nice content
He made 20 cents an hour but he could have saved 20% or more on car insurance
Commenting for the algorithm, g. Hope your non-hitman content is successful.
Me too, cuz ima keep trying
No cats, 1 star.
boooo rat hater 👎
Could you make a hitman series (called Hitman for noobs) and go through all of the maps on all hitman games.
Him: Makes the whole thing glass
Me: But... They need somewhere to get some time away from people.... Bros anti-introvert.
Also, rats aren't usually diseased.
You probably would of saved more money/avoided fines if you kept an engineer employed. Any money you could of saved by not having one is immediately eaten away by the fines. you could of had more employees and better food stalls before you matched what you were losing from simply not having an engineer
Do more of this like it
Bros zoo made less than spongebob's salary 😭🙏
It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats
Cant wait for Cheru's version of this video lol /s
Quack
Edit: We need more emotes here please Onion!
man my goofy ass thought he was going to actually make a zoo
Pyongyang badger pit but sadder
The fines are less expensive than exotics vet bills. FR.
Turns out new yorkers have been living in a huge zoo this whole time
That's a new classification: "Technically humane" xD
i wish rars lived longer 2-5 years isnt enoygh
Union butter... Doing Planet Zoo content... OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
New mic? Feels like his voice is a little different
rats are so good andd cute they makr great pets
Love myself a 7-rat zoo
Video is going to be viral ❤
Mark my words
Intersting video idea... I don't hope anybody does this irl 😅
I have a problem with the thumbnail. Particularly the rat's teeth. Don't rats have notable incisors and not fangs?
yeah but this one is diseased
Hitman and Planet Zoo? This channel has excellent taste in games
Coming back after watching it last night just to leave a comment for engagement purposes, fun video :3
9:25 or yk, hire a vet? a "zoo" with only two rats and a bunch of food stands is just a mall
This is the first ever time I’ve unironically thought “you must be fun at parties”
This is what the bronx zoo should have been about
Need to make a anti protester/inspector sniper tower mod.
RATTOWN?
LIKE FROM RIMWORLD?
bro i loved that stream
Crazy idea, i love it😊😊😊
As a long time fan of Middleditch and Rat myself, I approve of an all Rat Zoo.
Why is the rat on the thumbnail have cat teeth?
Oh hey thats me!!
this was a fantastic video
Why did I think you were doing this irl😭
this is certified ❗️❗️❗️RAT ZONE❗️❗️❗️
Well of course! Rats are adorable!
So... This is just New York?
My guy finished Hitman in all posible ways already
We makin it out of europe witht this one.
I am 20 seconds into the video and I am SO here for this content lmao
I remember when he has like 5k subs
i miss my rats they died of old age but that was a while ago
Instant click.
rats are friendly creatures that have amazing personalitiesnand make fot good companions
I dunno what is more funny: the way you talk about the rats with a serious voice or the fact that you talk like a corporate CEO.
Honestly i think you could get a job at a corporation just by shoing them this video. You basically sold the biggest smallest theme park ride scam disguised in paperwork as a zoo. That alone was a CEO master move.
People were going in there just to take a ride on the monorail and eat junk food and always wondered what the glass exhibit is going to show eventually. It became a local legend to imagine what the exhibit would be. But i think that people who went there for about 40 years started to catch on a little that it was a scam...
XD
GG
The "rats" teeth in the thumbnail 😅