We can add on to that lore. People go for a monorail even tough it's filled with rats running around and sometimes gets weird people protesting or misinforming about rats
It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for UA-camrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.
yeah, and it even did a little better than the hitman vids surrounding it! I'm sure it's disheartening when a UA-camr tries something new and it doesn't go well
"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"
Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo
Rats are so underrated. My favourite youtuber, Grimbeard, started doing a little segment in his videos where he rates ambient city rats in games. That's about all they usually get.
The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter
I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.
Veteranarian: Wow thanks for the job! I cant wait to start looking after the sick animals at your zoo and help them feel better! This guy: Yeah... About that 😬
I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals
Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?
I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!
I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe
I don't remember which city it was, but they hired a sign language interpreter for press conferences who literally just made random hand gestures. He wasn't found out until a shooting happened and the event made the national news. Nice to see he found new work as an educator in a rat zoo afterward!
It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats
I dunno what is more funny: the way you talk about the rats with a serious voice or the fact that you talk like a corporate CEO. Honestly i think you could get a job at a corporation just by shoing them this video. You basically sold the biggest smallest theme park ride scam disguised in paperwork as a zoo. That alone was a CEO master move. People were going in there just to take a ride on the monorail and eat junk food and always wondered what the glass exhibit is going to show eventually. It became a local legend to imagine what the exhibit would be. But i think that people who went there for about 40 years started to catch on a little that it was a scam... XD GG
2:04 "Guest don't see staff as people: they see them as inconveniences that should be out of their sight at all times." Man, Planet Zoo's realism is sometimes disturbing.
Him: Makes the whole thing glass Me: But... They need somewhere to get some time away from people.... Bros anti-introvert. Also, rats aren't usually diseased.
You probably would of saved more money/avoided fines if you kept an engineer employed. Any money you could of saved by not having one is immediately eaten away by the fines. you could of had more employees and better food stalls before you matched what you were losing from simply not having an engineer
rats aside i think the devs should see this to realize how much the complexity in this game took away from the chaos and joy the first zoo tycoon games brought 😅but, the goofiness of someones first attempts has its appeal too
The guy "Walking around, occasionally telling people about rats" making as much as an engineer when I do that every day for free
please tell me more about rats
stop offering your labor for free and get the wages you deserve!
Are you an engineer?
ratsss are very tasssty
I sense the tism within you
Everyone in this town: "hey you wanna ride the monorail?" "sure, i wonder if theyll ever put anything in the cage in the middle"
We can add on to that lore. People go for a monorail even tough it's filled with rats running around and sometimes gets weird people protesting or misinforming about rats
@@comentaristax9804 Just sounds like new york. Or disney
You've heard of Six Flags now get ready for Seven Rats
I’d buy a ticket.
I audibly cackled
"They don't see staff as people" damn this is a realistic simulator
Aah you meant in a video game
Awww man
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@@apuppetandacookie8200same
Yeah it sucks
@@Minecraftforlife99 fr
It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for UA-camrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.
Seems like it's worked. I haven't ever seen this channel before but now I'm seeing this video pretty high on my recommended
@@senordinkussame
Holy shit I thought the voice sounded familiar, I didn't even realise
yeah, and it even did a little better than the hitman vids surrounding it! I'm sure it's disheartening when a UA-camr tries something new and it doesn't go well
1:52 honestly, getting fired the first day of your job for seemingly no reason is so extremely realistic
Only in America.
RAHHHH
@@SevenEllennah dude. Trial period is a thing all over. As someone who stole a stove on day 1, I get why
@@comentaristax9804Why didn't you just wait a few weeks?
@@Victoria3WorldConquerermy question is how do you steal a stove
"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"
Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo
The guy just went around making things up about rats and telling them to people all day, what a legend
This sounds like the kinda place Grunkle Stan would run.
Nice only 46 years! What a speedrun this was!
Rat%
"there's no risk of the rats jumping walls" unrealistic game...
As a sewer rat myself, I love this video! Rats don’t get a lot of representation in media, and I’m glad you are giving us a chance to shine.
Rats are so underrated. My favourite youtuber, Grimbeard, started doing a little segment in his videos where he rates ambient city rats in games. That's about all they usually get.
I have had a ton of pet rats and they r cute, cudly, loving, smart, and cute! They are probably the best rodent to have as a pet!
Oh to be an ill-fated guest at Rat Town Zoo who gets stuck on a monorail for a year...
The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter
I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.
A PlanetZoo video literally just showed up in my recommended after this one with this EXACT concept.
I’d go to a zoo like this but with marsupials (my favorite mammal group)
Rodent exhibits are literally this though? Some Zoos have them but a lot don't since people aren't interested in rats, mostly.
I dare you to add rabbits
@@metal_pipe9764 rabbits are not rodents
"important note: in this game, guests don't see staff as people.". Video games really have hit an unprecedented level of realism.
Woah. This video is helping my balding head. Thank you dearest OnionButter.
Happy to help
Veteranarian: Wow thanks for the job! I cant wait to start looking after the sick animals at your zoo and help them feel better!
This guy: Yeah... About that 😬
Whilst I have watched every piece of hitman content you’ve put out and will always want more, this… this was good
Rest in Peace to all the rats that died. Professor Onion B. Utter could've never done it without them.
I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals
Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?
Because you don't have a guy walking around educating people on them, duh!
You forgot the glass cage, that makes it okay.
Most ethical zoo I’ve ever seen
Seven Foot Frame, Rats along his back...
We don't talk about the Bruno Zoo.
7 foot *R A T S*
*R A T S* along his *R A T S*
When he sees your *R A T S*
It all fades to *R A T S*
Zoono
I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!
I would love a zoo of just rats, since rats backwards is 'Star!' So, it's like I'm going to zoo full of stars!
11:31 ah yes, I love watering my rats 🚿
"Spared a lot of expense"- John onion
That "potential terrorist" joke at the start is so clever. A direct reference to Osama Bin Laden (elephant)
Lol, you could only have Jeff Bezos in that bubble and we'd still know what the point is
The protesters didn’t show up usually because they were contemplating if it was worth trying to shut down that has only rats.
I'm so UA-cam pilled, whenever I hear "before I can..." I think the next sentence is going to be "I need a second to talk about today's sponsor."
love the video watching this on bigscrean in vr
I guess Agent 47 needed an alternative way to finance his missions :D
The customers just don't give a rat's ass.
I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe
You got my attention with the title, but I stayed for the editing 😂
I love seeing you try out other games! :D
No cats, 1 star.
boooo rat hater 👎
I was playing a game and listening to this and tuned back in just to hear that people where stuck for a year 🤣
This is what the bronx zoo should have been about
That's a new classification: "Technically humane" xD
This place is worse than Pyongyang central zoo. That's a feat!
haven't seen this game in a while
refreshing! nice content
The dream of every man
Turns out new yorkers have been living in a huge zoo this whole time
Hitman and Planet Zoo? This channel has excellent taste in games
my hero is the guy making an engineers salary by walking around making up shit about rats
It was cool to see you branch out and give us great Three Houses footage.
I don't remember which city it was, but they hired a sign language interpreter for press conferences who literally just made random hand gestures. He wasn't found out until a shooting happened and the event made the national news. Nice to see he found new work as an educator in a rat zoo afterward!
Union butter... Doing Planet Zoo content... OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
He made 20 cents an hour but he could have saved 20% or more on car insurance
As a long time fan of Middleditch and Rat myself, I approve of an all Rat Zoo.
"As it turns out, all he did was wander around and occasionally tell people about rats"
9:25 or yk, hire a vet? a "zoo" with only two rats and a bunch of food stands is just a mall
This is the first ever time I’ve unironically thought “you must be fun at parties”
actual logic: No! You must obey me!
The Seven Diseased Rats:
rat is short for ratthew
"Guests don't seem to care how many rats i have. They also dont care of its diseased or not." Life advice.
The fines are less expensive than exotics vet bills. FR.
Rats, the Rats, we’re the Rats!
It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats
I wish the rat zoo is real...
I dunno what is more funny: the way you talk about the rats with a serious voice or the fact that you talk like a corporate CEO.
Honestly i think you could get a job at a corporation just by shoing them this video. You basically sold the biggest smallest theme park ride scam disguised in paperwork as a zoo. That alone was a CEO master move.
People were going in there just to take a ride on the monorail and eat junk food and always wondered what the glass exhibit is going to show eventually. It became a local legend to imagine what the exhibit would be. But i think that people who went there for about 40 years started to catch on a little that it was a scam...
XD
GG
2:04 "Guest don't see staff as people: they see them as inconveniences that should be out of their sight at all times."
Man, Planet Zoo's realism is sometimes disturbing.
No way you’re at 120k… I remember subscribing to you when you only had 5 hitman videos (and 5 in total pretty sure)
Agent 47 really trying new business ventures.
So... This is just New York?
Cant wait for Cheru's version of this video lol /s
Quack
Edit: We need more emotes here please Onion!
this is certified ❗️❗️❗️RAT ZONE❗️❗️❗️
Average clan pestilens scheme
There is a really good way to force the protestors - call a ROSGuard and OMON.
Coming back after watching it last night just to leave a comment for engagement purposes, fun video :3
I am 20 seconds into the video and I am SO here for this content lmao
My guy finished Hitman in all posible ways already
New mic? Sounds really good
man my goofy ass thought he was going to actually make a zoo
Crazy idea, i love it😊😊😊
The Vinny Vinesauce Zoo
RATTOWN?
LIKE FROM RIMWORLD?
bro i loved that stream
Him: Makes the whole thing glass
Me: But... They need somewhere to get some time away from people.... Bros anti-introvert.
Also, rats aren't usually diseased.
More rat content please!
2:51 🤣 that is so evil
Wow! What a great video, cant wait to do this in real life!!
New Yorker here. This is 100% accurate to the Bronx zoo
You probably would of saved more money/avoided fines if you kept an engineer employed. Any money you could of saved by not having one is immediately eaten away by the fines. you could of had more employees and better food stalls before you matched what you were losing from simply not having an engineer
average new york zoo
Five Pebbles Rain World if he captured the Scugs instead of kicking them out:
This is an idea that could very well translate to real life if done correctly 💀😂
rats aside i think the devs should see this to realize how much the complexity in this game took away from the chaos and joy the first zoo tycoon games brought 😅but, the goofiness of someones first attempts has its appeal too
Imagine being stuck in that little monorail for a year
We makin it out of europe witht this one.
this was a fantastic video
Ah yes, the Rule of Two strikes back
Justice for the engineer.
Missouri moment
5:13 I thought you said the inspector saw they did have water, and what has the caretaker been doing if they get no water?
Good to see some non-hitman content!
This is feeling like a dougdoug video so yes good job 👏
Well of course! Rats are adorable!