Це відео не доступне.
Перепрошуємо.
Pot at the Canadian border | 22 Minutes
Вставка
- Опубліковано 7 бер 2019
- Bringing pot over the border is risky business. This Hour Has 22 Minutes, new on Tuesdays. Stream full episodes here: gem.cbc.ca/med...
22 Minutes on TikTok: / thishourhas22minutes
22 Minutes on Facebook: / 22minutes
22 Minutes on Twitter: / 22_minutes
22 Minutes on Instagram: / thishourhas22minutes
Subscribe to CBC Comedy: / cbccomedy
CBC Comedy is your destination for funny Canadian web series, stand-up comedy, sketches and clips from television shows from the CBC, Canada's public broadcaster. Check out www.cbc.ca/comedy for more original comedy.
Follow CBC Comedy:
On Twitter: / cbccomedy
On Facebook: / cbccomedy
On Instagram: / cbccomedy
#pot #22minutes #comedy
TRANSCRIPT:
Even thought cannabis is legal in Canada, if
you're carrying pot when you enter the country,
you must declare it at the border, otherwise
you may face arrest and possibly criminal prosecution.
[car honks]
Where are you coming from?
Vermont.
What?
We don't have any pot to declare like at all so
like, no point even lookin'.
Papers.
Passports.
Reason for visiting the states.
I was visiting my friend.
And who are you?
I'm the friend.
We were both looking for me but I was in the
car the whole time so we couldn't find me.
What's with the smoke?
Uh.
[same time] Pot. Muffler.
Did you buy any cigarettes?
No, smoking is gross.
Then why do you have so many lighters?
Uh cuz we really like slow songs at concerts?
I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions,
ok?
What's eight times nine?
Eighty-nine.
What's fifteen percent of a forty dollar bill?
Too much?
How many grams are in an eighth?
Three and a half.
How many grams are in a quarter ounce?
Seven.
And how much is an ounce?
This much?
I'm gonna have to confiscate that.
Oh man.
That's like drug abuse.
Dude, how did you even know we were high!
You told me you drove in from Vermont.
Yeah...
This is the Canadian side.
[both start laughing]
[voiceover] Weed is legal in Canada, so you
really don't have any good reason to leave.
A message from the Canada Border Services
Agency.
"Weed is legal in Canada so you dont't have any reason to leave"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect eh
@@GurtonBuster07 welp...lets see here, well not quite Sept, our first snowfall in T.O (major snowfall) was on Nov 15th, 2018. and today is currently March 31st and as i look out my window (just a little west of T.O myself) I see a good 3-4 cm of snow on the ground...so yea Nov -Mar is our winter, it sucks.....but hey, Weed is legal :)
do u know HOW fkn Jealous us lot in the UK are?? I mean they cant sort the European Devorse out.. parliament argue amongst themselves like a abuse relationship and Canada has legal marijuana... I know ware id want to live!!#
@Tyler Durden just come to vancouver island ffs
Yeah but our pm is a twat so
.. there's that.. also it gets offly cold here
@Tyler Durden man you crazy, that shit is WAY too hot. I like my summers below 35 thx
"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL that dude must of not been that baked because that was an epic save reply in the face of trouble.
Michael Johnson seen people do that after months of a binge. They be like........ Having a smoke....... Hour later and a gram plus no noticable difference. Other than a lighter mood.
The high can give or take the clutch
EPIC indeed, sir
...this is a skit though. Not real.
Or they're crack smokers
“How many grams are in an ounce?”
“This much”
*Holds up bag*
Mager Flavor yes that was in the video, I saw that too. Pretty neat how videos work huh?
Mager Flavor oh snap!!! Comeback game strong! Did I really offend you so much you had to come back three days later and edit your reply twice? Because I was just fucking with you but I guess I’m flattered? It’s a joke buddy just breath
Don't worry, I saw it too.
Malcolm Morell his joke was way funnier + you’re a bitch hahaha
hurt2k he didn’t have a home. He copied their joke from the video. Are you stupid sir ?
"We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time so we couldn't find me"
Haven't we all been there
For me it was an elevator.
I was looking for my friend just now, but we got hungry so now we’re eating at Wendy’s.
No actually weed does not make me stupid just creative
Lol
For that delirious amnesia feeling i recomend mushrooms. You will be looking for your self for the rest of your life. Dont forget to down it with some absinthe then spark that bluntttt!!!!
"We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL
I'm hash Info on UA-cam I'm a Comedian from Winnipeg largest med grower in Canada by far the best!
@Dream Girls Daily what I cant hear you I'm right on the government weed 3+3=7! The good shit eh!
I died at that part
@@isaiahconley8630 me too
@Dream Girls Daily Lack of observation happens 😉
Hahaha that papers part killed me
Thems be them zig zagz kutkorners lol
I like the grey ones.. It's not so much as a two paper, but it's larger than the little one pape pinners. And yeah, that part was hilarious..
@@JaybayJay Usin the blues for 20 odd years ;)
That was hilarious 😅
Yes, even though I expected it, was still funny
As a proud Canadian, I am especially proud of how we are so adept at being able to laugh at ourselves. 😀
with trudeu you need a sense of something.
@@davidpiacenza9033 With any of the political parties you need a sense of humour. Because the are a big joke.
Our government just looks after the stuff that needs doing; it’s really not a huge direct impact on too many people’s lives. Regardless of what party is in power, things play out pretty much the same. They promise they’ll make things better, they get elected, and then they do whatever… 🙂 If you’re upset at what people on welfare are doing with their free time, why? If Joe Pothead got a job, how would your life improve? If it’s just resentment, which it probably is, then you’re stressing yourself out… your stress affects nobody else. 🙂
@@locohobo1925 Well said. Joe Pothead is doing just fine.
Yes we have become a nation of B S and chuckles.
No wonder Canadians are always so nice & calm compared to us in the states. 😆 stay cool Canada, i love y'all from USA
Us people a cool as fuck too . There’s nice people everywhere
Awesome!! Even during covid and lockdown I can still hit up the ontario cannibus store
I’m Canadian and not a lot of us are very nice ngl
Thanks American !
@@jakehebert2014 ..yes, but you still are unable to spell....lol
This chick is hilarious.
Officer: "What's 8x9?
chick: "89" lol
Johnny Boyd foreal tho
Fuck me, I'm stoned & I was just not getting that simplicity
@@Chip-Chapley
Lol
Its 72 dumb ass😂😂😂
@Sinjin Bin No, the real answer is: 99.999.999
This is the funniest skit I've seen in years. The way she answers the multiplication question with absolute certainty is hilarious!
I loved this! Very funny. Canadians are awesome. Their sense of humor is beyond comparison to anywhere else. Especially here in doldrum America. God bless my Canadian brothers and sisters.☺🙏👍
Come to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer.
Go to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer for leaving doldrums America 🇺🇸!
@@woodrowcall3269 I'm surely wanting to leave. I don't like it here anymore. I love America and my fellow Americans. But I despise the United States government with every fiber of my being. God bless you A!☺👍
God bless you too lol
Come on across...you'd be welcome!. But seriously, people make the country, not the other way 'round. Canada just sucks less.
Whats with the smoke ... Muffler 🥴😂lol
And the guy in the back said pot
Smoking cigarettes Kills... but smoking weed/pot is okay?! Gosh what has Canada become... America?!! Oops!!!
@@JMJ-Arthur weed is significantly healthier than cigerettes. but i could be wrong so
@@laysonl.5786 Weed is "The appetizer of drugs" it brings nothing good to anyone. People need to stop giving excuses for greed/hate/lust. God Bless!!!
@@JMJ-Arthur never have understood why people with low IQs like yourself are allowed access to the internet
“You told me you drove in from Vermont?”
“Yeah?”
“This is the Canadian side”
Actually the person in the car is correct. If you come in from Vermont you would stop at the Canadian border. If you’re leaving Quebec you don’t stop at the Canadian border, you stop at the US border. So they’ve got this very wrong in this skit. Am I missing something?
@@barrybmw6101 Yes, but the implication in the skit is that they are so stoned and turned around that they go lost trying to go to Vermont and ended up at the Canadian checkpoint.
Ah, that could be it. But also the people in the car would have to forget that they’re coming from Quebec because they said they were coming from Vermont and then somehow jumped from the Quebec road that leads to the US border and get across to the other road leading to the Canadian border crossing which I suppose in some crossings is possible and others is not possible. But it’s just a joke skit so I’ll go with it. Thanks for that explanation, I appreciate that!
also even if they said it wrong, the sign also showed that going strait ahead was going to the USA and if you drove in 'from vermont' the sign wouldn't point strait. it would tell you to loop back around to go back to the US. but these are semantics and the joke was funny haha
@@SPAMMAN123456789 Yes, and the sign also says "You are leaving Canada" which if you are leaving Canada you cannot also be at the Canadian customs about to enter Canada. I like the part about how she was so quick on the numbers when it was about pot/drugs.
Hats off to y'all. From an old hippie still living in the 70s. ☮️
The what now? I don't remember no 70s.
F'cking Hilarious!!!
I almost spit my coffee when she handed him rolling papers...classic
I kinda figured she'd hand him ZIGZAG ;-)
Classic, just make me want to visit Canada.
zombie wire I guess they don’t arrest for being stoned and driving..
@@Oryn33321 greatest country In the world !
@@Oryn33321 its a massive fine
@@Dwarfman133 It's a massive fine as well as getting arrested, it's treated the same as drunk driving, it is just a more comprehensive test as there is no breathalyzer for cannabis. Same goes with being high on any narcotics here.
first thing you will notice when you cross the border from the states is it is a LOT cleaner which will result in a surprisingly pleasant feeling to begin with.
I never liked seeing all these civilian cowards walking around with handguns like I did in kansas and such when I did long haul trucking into the states - big shots with no balls
There is nothing better than the humor from an Eastern Canadian.
$4.20🤣😂 15% of a 40 dollar bill😂🤣
There isn’t a 40$ bill😂 trick question.
Its $6 bucks
Haha $4.20
Whats half of a 40 dollar bill.too much..lmao
I hope you're not an accountant.
This show is a total riot ! I haven't had this many laughs since the debut of RED GREEN %%%% !!!
So I could go to Canada, smoke pot till I'm crawling on my knees, and as long as I don't try to take any out..... we're cool? ?
Or in, yes
@@Mountain4 * When I retire, and am no longer subject to random drug testing at work, think a trip to Colorado is in order, then I can see what it's all about.
Yah, can't be bringing no bama weed into the country. 💨😤
Just eat like a shit ton of edibles AT the border.. and then just drive really fuckin fast to the next closest city and hope the hell I don't die.
Cry Havoc Or you can just go to a state that legalized weed. More Americans have access to recreational marijuana than Canadians do lol
LOL! Wow. This was hilarious. Every joke was so on-point. I knew it was coming, but that papers bit killed me anyway.
Very well done, 22 minutes. :D
**pulls out Uno reverse card**
If sheep could text.
Yeah I'm digging this show 🤘
Had a friend that produced his papers to a cop once lol true story! No lie!
Cracking up at work watching this... gold mate gold 🤣🤣🤣
Glad you enjoyed it
"Papers," *hands him rolling papers* 😂🤣😂
-"Oh, Cannabis...."
"Our homegrown native plant"
Officer "How many ounce is a gram?
Passenger "this much"...lol
*ounce.
@@ItalianoDio- gracie
*grazie
Yodit Sibhatu how many grams in an ounce** know your weights
@@EverDiamondBro hold my beer, and let me google it. Oooops i cant find it
We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time, so we couldn't find me :))))
Ive almost been that stoned. was watchin tv for a half hour. my buddy walks in and asks what am i doing, said watchin TV. but its off?!??. " no wonder this show sucks. was stuck watching the reflections.
David Kerkenes for me I weighed a ton, and the ground quaked at every step. Literally looked like a diver walking a lake floor weighed down. Until it kicked in the rest of the way. Had a sponge Bob laugh after someone turned on the x box. All I could do was crash cars on some outback game.
That line is so Cheech and Chong
@fountleroy tinkertoy Who hasn't been there?
Please, nobody like this post. He's at 420, the golden number.
This is almost as good as the pot sobriety check. Well done.
How high are you?
Hi, how are you?
You guys rock this reminds me of some of the antics we pulled off in my younger days . My sides hurt from laughing so hard keep it up we need more laughter.
"Weed is legal in Canada so there is no need to leave." LMAO
My 2019 POTUS promised to deliver 200 Grizzly Bears along the USA border
starting about 60 miles east of the Pacific Ocean. Walking south out of British
Columbia is safer within 50 miles of the Pacific Ocean.
Brilliant! This was comic genius, yet again, and always a quality production. No wonder most of the planet loves Canada. I feel this show is a big part of that. Thank you, cast and crew, for the many years of promoting Canadians in such a genuine and loving way.
Canada sucks for a long time now! Full of corruption ! I hate it it's cold and extremely boring!
I think the reason the rest of the planet loves Canada is because our politicians keep giving them most of our tax dollars
This had aged perfectly!
Still laughing 4 years later. 😂
Thank you 22!
we have our heart at the right place. LAUGH IS GOOD. good job.
The flash answers of the fractions questions had me laughing so hard I thought I would choke.
Absolutely brilliant!
Good on ya, Canada!!
0:20 "Papers?" HA ha ha ha!!!
This is the best government add I've ever seen hahahaha
I stumbled across this ! All I can say is I wish we had tv this funny in the states.
Great job Canada! 🇨🇦
U ever seen Trailer Park Boys?
Start with season 1 if you haven't seen it
Go back a few years and be thankful that the CBC insisted on more Canadian content for SCTV and we got the Mackenzie Brothers.
"What's 15% of a 40 dollar bill?"
My response: There's no such thing as a 40 dollar bill.😏
"Are you high sir?"
That's the point
r/imverysmart
Orrrrr...could be that the bill is $40.00 and 15% gratuity
@@tivionte961 A dinner bill duh. Not an actual bill.
That was so funny i dropped my joint laughing and burnt myself
“This is like drug abuse.” Hysterical.
This is literally what cops think stoners are like 😂
Funny. Perp's aren't limited to stoners but who's complaining?
Me as a stoner thinks that a good amount of stoners are like them xD
@@Biowolf120 you guys shouldn’t be smoking
Funny thing is, that is what Stoners are like but you are too stoned to know that that's what you're like LOL.
@@personincognito3989 you sound so uneducated
Better response to "we drove in from Vermont":
"You're in British Columbia"
As a Vermont weed grower/smoker, our weed is so good you wouldn't know where you were half the time 😂
@@Axolotl_Mischief As a dude who makes kickass birria tacos, chili, and pizza, I'd like to introduce myself, please...hahaha
Ha! That was my exact thought at the moment she said that 😂
"What's with the smoke?" She says "muffler" but he says "ahh pot." Lol.
We really love slow songs and concerts 😂
Lol this video never gets old….😂😂😂😂
Best commercial I ever saw that has the support by any government.
I've met 2 legit canadians in my life. Outstanding people and outstanding country. I hope to visit one day.
Come on up!
@@beverleyderby1536 see what I mean 😄😇
How many illegitimate ones?
@@R.Daneel AhhhhHaaaa!
I love how the blonde woman actor wears a long haired blonde wig even though she has long blonde hair herself. That in itself is comedic genius.
who is she?
@@ilmammourtada4538 Kelly Cuoco I think.
@@sheyshah2848 she can't be her
This should be a tv series these two are great.....
Not sure if this was sarcasm, or if you are not from Canada, but this is a skit from a political satire show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes"
Some of the greatest Canadian comedians are/have been on it.
@@iconicfury cool...they are funny as hell.
The zig zags when he asked for papers 😂
This is amazing I’m from New Jersey and I’m dying. Been to Canada a few times before it was legal I’ll be back ASAP
I'm from Vermont and I lmfao 🤣
"What's 8 times 9?"
"89"
Genius lol
This is the best 22 minutes skit I've seen in ages.
That shit was great!
This is gonna keep me laughing for days.
That's GOLD !!!
So glad i found you guys. So funny!
I have seen three of these and I have dubbed them the Canadian Cheech and Chong. They are hilarious!
Chong is Canadian.
@@D33Lux I had no idea. Thanks for filling me in.
This is one of the best skits ever.
I'm so glad I found your channel.
Welcome!
This pretty young lady plays the best stoner ever. This is the 2nd video of her being stoned that I have seen. Her facial expressions are perfectly hilarious to me!
She is actually the daughter of the guy who plays the custom's officer, in real life.
Looks/acts just like a former coworker of mine! Just loved her but I couldn't take the drug culture. I left (partly) due to so many stoners.
Lost it when she pulled out the zig zags Lmfao!
Even sober me doesn’t know what’s 15% of a $40 bill
Duh! This is so easy.
It is 60 $.
@@10shahbaz no dude , its 60 cent
@@zackhunter8364 Sorry you are right
Well, 15% is 15/100, which simplys to 3/20. So 3/20ths of 40 dollars is 6 dollars. (I know you’re going to whoosh me, but I wrote this just in case they are genuinely confused.)
kaden xu nah they were joking around but it’s all good I don’t know what 15% of 40 is off the top of my head but not sure if you solved it from the top of your head or not but I know I could of solved it if you gave me time lmao
He was impressed as hell with his lighter comeback lol its like he didn't expect it from himself
I like that there's no story, just a fun skit.
Lol good one. I love these two
I love these.... so hilarious! LMAO! 🤣🤪🤣😆
Watch these when I'm high. Always cracks me up 😭
I love the two in the car. They play the parts excellent Dudes. 😜
I Love Canabis.....................i mean Canada
ok
They need to totally change their flag from a maple leaf to the sacred leaf, man.
Canadis bru
U spelt it wrong btw sorry i had 2 say😂
I actually bought a sweater with a Pot Leaf replacing the maple leaf on the Canadian Flag and it says exactly this.
We were looking for me but I was in the car the whole time. That part is Hilarious because the same thing happened to me In 94, I was lost and couldn’t find me for over an hour. I really miss Gold Seal hash🥺
Jason Elliott some dabs will get you back to those days lol, we even have crystalline now which is pure THC.
crystalline is to hard to load into my Yocan Evolve, I prefer the shatter myself. What city r u in.
Jason Elliott I’m in MD, can’t get THC here without a medical license but plenty of CBD crystalline and dabs for me.
@SaTaNaMa I did that all the time before I ever smoked weed, and I also stopped at green lights.
@SaTaNaMa I've wasted a lot of time waiting for the stop sign to turn green....
She was so proud of that "89"😂😂
I feel like we're missing 20 minutes of this video.
I love Canada!
Got to have something to do on those cold winter days. You go Canada!!
She’s the best actress and the funniest! She’s actually the only funny actress in these videos so far. The expression on her face and the way she said “89” was masterful!
Thank you for this I really needed that laugh.
That's great! I remember on a Cheech and Chong movie when the cop asks Cheech, "May I see you license sir?". And Cheech replies, "Isn't it on the back bumper?" I'm from Colorado and it's about time pot is being made legal. It's so much better than alcohol.
1:01 I can’t answer these questions sober
Cody Janssen on god, took me like 3 minutes to answer 8x9
You don't know the 9 times tables finger trick? It takes 2 seconds put down the 8th finger .... 72 ..... 18 27 36 45 54 63 72 81
@@paddymills i always think of the 9 tables as the 10 table and just substract the number I used to multiply 9 with after the answer.
5x9? 5x10 is 50 minus 5 is 45.
7x9? 7x10 is 70 minus 7 is 63.
8×9 Yes
The rest of the Math questions? No. I am terrible at Math
lmao I'm done, when he said papers and she was giving him rolling papers.
This is awesome 😂😂😂
I'm not a stoner but this clip was hilarious
Lame
That's 0k, for now, but a little effort won't kill ya now, will it?
You don't stop at the Canadian Border Services when leaving Canada. You go to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection
That was great!!!
I gotta say, this was a funny one.
I like how the only questions they knew where about weed😂👍
This video makes me wanna go to Canada
The only TV program on CBC worth watching .
What's with the smoke?
Friend: Uh, pot?
MUFFLER!
“That’s like drug abuse”
Niiiiice 😊 💨 .
@Dream Girls Daily so you're just going around picking on these specific comments just so you can comment that? K
ROFLMAO! I absolutely love these pot videos! Thanks, I needed this good belly laugh. Goes perfectly with my morning buzz.
Glad to hear it!
😂🤣😂 These never get old. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂🤣😂
Holy Crap!!!! You guys are hilarious 🤣 , keep it up!!
Glad you enjoyed!
how many grams in an ounce? ... this much? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 this sketch is totally worthy!!
Smoking cigarettes Kills... but smoking weed/pot is okay?! Gosh what has Canada become... America?!! Oops!!!
What’s 15% Of A $40 Bill
Too Much... 😂😂😂
6 dollars.
I couldn’t answer those questions sober.
Keep doing them please... Love the actors ..
This is why I love Canada and Canadians
Greg Garone rather redundant comment.
Caleb Dempsey just like your comment
Greg Garone awww, you don’t know what redundant means :)
K
Weed is legal in Canada so you don't have to leave love your commercial 👍👍
This isn't real. If your caught at the border it's still illegal in the US. If you work for any of these companies in Canada that operate with cannabis or weed , you can't visit.
@@13th_hero you can visit if you dont have weed on yourself
You two make my day I love this
THESE TWO ARE HILARIOUS