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  • @tylerbrown8323
    @tylerbrown8323 5 років тому +9912

    "Weed is legal in Canada so you dont't have any reason to leave"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect eh

    • @acidburn7777
      @acidburn7777 5 років тому +45

      @@GurtonBuster07 welp...lets see here, well not quite Sept, our first snowfall in T.O (major snowfall) was on Nov 15th, 2018. and today is currently March 31st and as i look out my window (just a little west of T.O myself) I see a good 3-4 cm of snow on the ground...so yea Nov -Mar is our winter, it sucks.....but hey, Weed is legal :)

    • @johntrevena4280
      @johntrevena4280 5 років тому +33

      do u know HOW fkn Jealous us lot in the UK are?? I mean they cant sort the European Devorse out.. parliament argue amongst themselves like a abuse relationship and Canada has legal marijuana... I know ware id want to live!!#

    • @AGenericAccount
      @AGenericAccount 5 років тому +14

      @Tyler Durden just come to vancouver island ffs

    • @pinkusfloydus9373
      @pinkusfloydus9373 5 років тому +5

      Yeah but our pm is a twat so
      .. there's that.. also it gets offly cold here

    • @AGenericAccount
      @AGenericAccount 5 років тому +13

      @Tyler Durden man you crazy, that shit is WAY too hot. I like my summers below 35 thx

  • @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
    @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 5 років тому +3140

    "We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL that dude must of not been that baked because that was an epic save reply in the face of trouble.

    • @Darrell1981
      @Darrell1981 5 років тому +13

      Michael Johnson seen people do that after months of a binge. They be like........ Having a smoke....... Hour later and a gram plus no noticable difference. Other than a lighter mood.

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 5 років тому +37

      The high can give or take the clutch

    • @cheekitb
      @cheekitb 5 років тому +3

      EPIC indeed, sir

    • @TacticalBe
      @TacticalBe 5 років тому +10

      ...this is a skit though. Not real.

    • @codprocamp4690
      @codprocamp4690 5 років тому

      Or they're crack smokers

  • @Bl4zz3r
    @Bl4zz3r 5 років тому +1896

    "We really like slow songs at concerts" LOL

    • @HashInfo
      @HashInfo 5 років тому +2

      I'm hash Info on UA-cam I'm a Comedian from Winnipeg largest med grower in Canada by far the best!

    • @HashInfo
      @HashInfo 5 років тому +2

      @Dream Girls Daily what I cant hear you I'm right on the government weed 3+3=7! The good shit eh!

    • @isaiahconley8630
      @isaiahconley8630 5 років тому +2

      I died at that part

    • @HashInfo
      @HashInfo 5 років тому +1

      @@isaiahconley8630 me too

    • @Bl4zz3r
      @Bl4zz3r 5 років тому

      @Dream Girls Daily Lack of observation happens 😉

  • @millennialmalcolm484
    @millennialmalcolm484 5 років тому +1409

    “How many grams are in an ounce?”
    “This much”
    *Holds up bag*

    • @malcolmmorell7611
      @malcolmmorell7611 5 років тому +34

      Mager Flavor yes that was in the video, I saw that too. Pretty neat how videos work huh?

    • @malcolmmorell7611
      @malcolmmorell7611 5 років тому +12

      Mager Flavor oh snap!!! Comeback game strong! Did I really offend you so much you had to come back three days later and edit your reply twice? Because I was just fucking with you but I guess I’m flattered? It’s a joke buddy just breath

    • @oodoodoopoopoo
      @oodoodoopoopoo 4 роки тому +8

      Don't worry, I saw it too.

    • @hurt2k127
      @hurt2k127 4 роки тому +6

      Malcolm Morell his joke was way funnier + you’re a bitch hahaha

    • @malcolmmorell7611
      @malcolmmorell7611 4 роки тому +1

      hurt2k he didn’t have a home. He copied their joke from the video. Are you stupid sir ?

  • @jasoncarson1043
    @jasoncarson1043 5 років тому +870

    "We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time so we couldn't find me"
    Haven't we all been there

    • @juicyblunts
      @juicyblunts 5 років тому +3

      For me it was an elevator.

    • @MrJaxparadize
      @MrJaxparadize 4 роки тому +2

      I was looking for my friend just now, but we got hungry so now we’re eating at Wendy’s.

    • @rod4758
      @rod4758 4 роки тому +3

      No actually weed does not make me stupid just creative

    • @yeshuamcj546
      @yeshuamcj546 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @lejeffe1663
      @lejeffe1663 4 роки тому +1

      For that delirious amnesia feeling i recomend mushrooms. You will be looking for your self for the rest of your life. Dont forget to down it with some absinthe then spark that bluntttt!!!!

  • @johnanthony2333
    @johnanthony2333 5 років тому +1502

    This chick is hilarious.
    Officer: "What's 8x9?
    chick: "89" lol

    • @Yes-lb6bw
      @Yes-lb6bw 5 років тому +6

      Johnny Boyd foreal tho

    • @esraeloh8681
      @esraeloh8681 5 років тому +3

      Fuck me, I'm stoned & I was just not getting that simplicity

    • @dillonh321
      @dillonh321 5 років тому +1

      @@Chip-Chapley
      Lol

    • @FBharvest
      @FBharvest 5 років тому +8

      Its 72 dumb ass😂😂😂

    • @thomasmuller1850
      @thomasmuller1850 5 років тому +4

      @Sinjin Bin No, the real answer is: 99.999.999

  • @Mansour-O-Killuminati
    @Mansour-O-Killuminati 5 років тому +676

    Hahaha that papers part killed me

    • @snitchardcunningham7466
      @snitchardcunningham7466 5 років тому

      Thems be them zig zagz kutkorners lol

    • @JaybayJay
      @JaybayJay 5 років тому +2

      I like the grey ones.. It's not so much as a two paper, but it's larger than the little one pape pinners. And yeah, that part was hilarious..

    • @Bl4zz3r
      @Bl4zz3r 5 років тому +2

      @@JaybayJay Usin the blues for 20 odd years ;)

    • @HotelBedSheets
      @HotelBedSheets 5 років тому +2

      That was hilarious 😅

    • @marcelineingot9359
      @marcelineingot9359 5 років тому +1

      Yes, even though I expected it, was still funny

  • @locohobo1925
    @locohobo1925 4 роки тому +216

    As a proud Canadian, I am especially proud of how we are so adept at being able to laugh at ourselves. 😀

    • @davidpiacenza9033
      @davidpiacenza9033 3 роки тому +3

      with trudeu you need a sense of something.

    • @bradleyp3655
      @bradleyp3655 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidpiacenza9033 With any of the political parties you need a sense of humour. Because the are a big joke.

    • @locohobo1925
      @locohobo1925 3 роки тому +3

      Our government just looks after the stuff that needs doing; it’s really not a huge direct impact on too many people’s lives. Regardless of what party is in power, things play out pretty much the same. They promise they’ll make things better, they get elected, and then they do whatever… 🙂 If you’re upset at what people on welfare are doing with their free time, why? If Joe Pothead got a job, how would your life improve? If it’s just resentment, which it probably is, then you’re stressing yourself out… your stress affects nobody else. 🙂

    • @vicksurname7840
      @vicksurname7840 3 роки тому +2

      @@locohobo1925 Well said. Joe Pothead is doing just fine.

    • @roberttucker4196
      @roberttucker4196 3 роки тому +1

      Yes we have become a nation of B S and chuckles.

  • @lysergiccasserole1575
    @lysergiccasserole1575 5 років тому +66

    This is the funniest skit I've seen in years. The way she answers the multiplication question with absolute certainty is hilarious!

  • @paulyarek
    @paulyarek 5 років тому +18

    There is nothing better than the humor from an Eastern Canadian.

  • @BigShaneGillis
    @BigShaneGillis 5 років тому +476

    “You told me you drove in from Vermont?”
    “Yeah?”
    “This is the Canadian side”

    • @barrybmw6101
      @barrybmw6101 4 роки тому +11

      Actually the person in the car is correct. If you come in from Vermont you would stop at the Canadian border. If you’re leaving Quebec you don’t stop at the Canadian border, you stop at the US border. So they’ve got this very wrong in this skit. Am I missing something?

    • @paranoidrodent
      @paranoidrodent 4 роки тому +3

      @@barrybmw6101 Yes, but the implication in the skit is that they are so stoned and turned around that they go lost trying to go to Vermont and ended up at the Canadian checkpoint.

    • @barrybmw6101
      @barrybmw6101 4 роки тому

      Ah, that could be it. But also the people in the car would have to forget that they’re coming from Quebec because they said they were coming from Vermont and then somehow jumped from the Quebec road that leads to the US border and get across to the other road leading to the Canadian border crossing which I suppose in some crossings is possible and others is not possible. But it’s just a joke skit so I’ll go with it. Thanks for that explanation, I appreciate that!

    • @SPAMMAN123456789
      @SPAMMAN123456789 4 роки тому +4

      also even if they said it wrong, the sign also showed that going strait ahead was going to the USA and if you drove in 'from vermont' the sign wouldn't point strait. it would tell you to loop back around to go back to the US. but these are semantics and the joke was funny haha

    • @barrybmw6101
      @barrybmw6101 4 роки тому +4

      @@SPAMMAN123456789 Yes, and the sign also says "You are leaving Canada" which if you are leaving Canada you cannot also be at the Canadian customs about to enter Canada. I like the part about how she was so quick on the numbers when it was about pot/drugs.

  • @youngpro211
    @youngpro211 5 років тому +629

    Whats with the smoke ... Muffler 🥴😂lol

    • @tim9680
      @tim9680 5 років тому +15

      And the guy in the back said pot

    • @JMJ-Arthur
      @JMJ-Arthur 5 років тому +3

      Smoking cigarettes Kills... but smoking weed/pot is okay?! Gosh what has Canada become... America?!! Oops!!!

    • @laysonl.5786
      @laysonl.5786 5 років тому +10

      @@JMJ-Arthur weed is significantly healthier than cigerettes. but i could be wrong so

    • @JMJ-Arthur
      @JMJ-Arthur 5 років тому

      ​@@laysonl.5786 Weed is "The appetizer of drugs" it brings nothing good to anyone. People need to stop giving excuses for greed/hate/lust. God Bless!!!

    • @brandoncruikshank7180
      @brandoncruikshank7180 5 років тому +11

      @@JMJ-Arthur never have understood why people with low IQs like yourself are allowed access to the internet

  • @zombiewire6555
    @zombiewire6555 5 років тому +740

    Classic, just make me want to visit Canada.

    • @Oryn33321
      @Oryn33321 5 років тому +2

      zombie wire I guess they don’t arrest for being stoned and driving..

    • @robertosanchez4591
      @robertosanchez4591 5 років тому +12

      @@Oryn33321 greatest country In the world !

    • @Dwarfman133
      @Dwarfman133 5 років тому +6

      @@Oryn33321 its a massive fine

    • @drkie2
      @drkie2 5 років тому +6

      @@Dwarfman133 It's a massive fine as well as getting arrested, it's treated the same as drunk driving, it is just a more comprehensive test as there is no breathalyzer for cannabis. Same goes with being high on any narcotics here.

    • @laszlozoltan5021
      @laszlozoltan5021 5 років тому +8

      first thing you will notice when you cross the border from the states is it is a LOT cleaner which will result in a surprisingly pleasant feeling to begin with.
      I never liked seeing all these civilian cowards walking around with handguns like I did in kansas and such when I did long haul trucking into the states - big shots with no balls

  • @anthonypirozzi837
    @anthonypirozzi837 3 роки тому +16

    F'cking Hilarious!!!
    I almost spit my coffee when she handed him rolling papers...classic

    • @lp115lp
      @lp115lp Рік тому

      I kinda figured she'd hand him ZIGZAG ;-)

  • @tville9648
    @tville9648 5 років тому +347

    No wonder Canadians are always so nice & calm compared to us in the states. 😆 stay cool Canada, i love y'all from USA

    • @canadaeast8358
      @canadaeast8358 3 роки тому +20

      Us people a cool as fuck too . There’s nice people everywhere

    • @jakehebert2014
      @jakehebert2014 3 роки тому +8

      Awesome!! Even during covid and lockdown I can still hit up the ontario cannibus store

    • @whyyoutube8384
      @whyyoutube8384 3 роки тому +6

      I’m Canadian and not a lot of us are very nice ngl

    • @danfield6030
      @danfield6030 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks American !

    • @danfield6030
      @danfield6030 3 роки тому +1

      @@jakehebert2014 ..yes, but you still are unable to spell....lol

  • @jasonmendelsohn6316
    @jasonmendelsohn6316 5 років тому +170

    "Weed is legal in Canada so there is no need to leave." LMAO

    • @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679
      @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679 4 роки тому +1

      My 2019 POTUS promised to deliver 200 Grizzly Bears along the USA border
      starting about 60 miles east of the Pacific Ocean. Walking south out of British
      Columbia is safer within 50 miles of the Pacific Ocean.

  • @tonyreynolds5112
    @tonyreynolds5112 3 роки тому +41

    Hats off to y'all. From an old hippie still living in the 70s. ☮️

    • @qwadratix
      @qwadratix 2 роки тому +2

      The what now? I don't remember no 70s.

  • @stellarb67
    @stellarb67 5 років тому +189

    $4.20🤣😂 15% of a 40 dollar bill😂🤣

  • @barbiegivens3101
    @barbiegivens3101 4 роки тому +14

    This show is a total riot ! I haven't had this many laughs since the debut of RED GREEN %%%% !!!

  • @domemikgole7878
    @domemikgole7878 2 роки тому +4

    we have our heart at the right place. LAUGH IS GOOD. good job.

  • @heavyjoechipman3594
    @heavyjoechipman3594 5 років тому +297

    I loved this! Very funny. Canadians are awesome. Their sense of humor is beyond comparison to anywhere else. Especially here in doldrum America. God bless my Canadian brothers and sisters.☺🙏👍

    • @robertmorrison3399
      @robertmorrison3399 4 роки тому +12

      Come to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer.

    • @woodrowcall3269
      @woodrowcall3269 4 роки тому +8

      Go to Canada, I’ll buy you a beer for leaving doldrums America 🇺🇸!

    • @heavyjoechipman3594
      @heavyjoechipman3594 4 роки тому +9

      @@woodrowcall3269 I'm surely wanting to leave. I don't like it here anymore. I love America and my fellow Americans. But I despise the United States government with every fiber of my being. God bless you A!☺👍

    • @kenharty6016
      @kenharty6016 4 роки тому +5

      God bless you too lol

    • @davidhoogendyke2774
      @davidhoogendyke2774 3 роки тому +9

      Come on across...you'd be welcome!. But seriously, people make the country, not the other way 'round. Canada just sucks less.

  • @yoditsibhatu5672
    @yoditsibhatu5672 5 років тому +341

    Officer "How many ounce is a gram?
    Passenger "this much"...lol

  • @cryhavoc9748
    @cryhavoc9748 5 років тому +680

    So I could go to Canada, smoke pot till I'm crawling on my knees, and as long as I don't try to take any out..... we're cool? ?

    • @Mountain4
      @Mountain4 5 років тому +62

      Or in, yes

    • @cryhavoc9748
      @cryhavoc9748 5 років тому +36

      @@Mountain4 * When I retire, and am no longer subject to random drug testing at work, think a trip to Colorado is in order, then I can see what it's all about.

    • @supremerulah420
      @supremerulah420 5 років тому +13

      Yah, can't be bringing no bama weed into the country. 💨😤

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 5 років тому +7

      Just eat like a shit ton of edibles AT the border.. and then just drive really fuckin fast to the next closest city and hope the hell I don't die.

    • @BOLPutube
      @BOLPutube 5 років тому +19

      Cry Havoc Or you can just go to a state that legalized weed. More Americans have access to recreational marijuana than Canadians do lol

  • @nattakritaupparakul8839
    @nattakritaupparakul8839 10 місяців тому +2

    She was so proud of that "89"😂😂

  • @rockinrobinrockinrobin5613
    @rockinrobinrockinrobin5613 3 роки тому +3

    I love the two in the car. They play the parts excellent Dudes. 😜

  • @rezanoori1365
    @rezanoori1365 5 років тому +507

    We were both looking for me but I was in the car the whole time, so we couldn't find me :))))

    • @davidkerk5676
      @davidkerk5676 5 років тому +11

      Ive almost been that stoned. was watchin tv for a half hour. my buddy walks in and asks what am i doing, said watchin TV. but its off?!??. " no wonder this show sucks. was stuck watching the reflections.

    • @Darrell1981
      @Darrell1981 5 років тому +1

      David Kerkenes for me I weighed a ton, and the ground quaked at every step. Literally looked like a diver walking a lake floor weighed down. Until it kicked in the rest of the way. Had a sponge Bob laugh after someone turned on the x box. All I could do was crash cars on some outback game.

    • @keithmanfredi
      @keithmanfredi 5 років тому +1

      That line is so Cheech and Chong

    •  5 років тому +6

      been there . spent 3 hours looking for my pipe . tore the whole place up and it was in my hand the entire time.

    • @funkyalfonso
      @funkyalfonso 5 років тому

      @ Who hasn't been there?

  • @jeffbeck8522
    @jeffbeck8522 3 роки тому +23

    You guys rock this reminds me of some of the antics we pulled off in my younger days . My sides hurt from laughing so hard keep it up we need more laughter.

  • @manueldope2292
    @manueldope2292 5 років тому +50

    "Papers," *hands him rolling papers* 😂🤣😂
    -"Oh, Cannabis...."

  • @rusirius4370
    @rusirius4370 3 роки тому +5

    Cracking up at work watching this... gold mate gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgeherod4252
    @georgeherod4252 2 роки тому +4

    The flash answers of the fractions questions had me laughing so hard I thought I would choke.

  • @javierharth3647
    @javierharth3647 5 років тому +9

    Absolutely brilliant!
    Good on ya, Canada!!

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 5 років тому +82

    That shit was great!

  • @davidwilcox153
    @davidwilcox153 4 роки тому +6

    "What's with the smoke?" She says "muffler" but he says "ahh pot." Lol.

  • @krismikewill
    @krismikewill 2 роки тому +27

    This is almost as good as the pot sobriety check. Well done.

  • @hushmahmouth8857
    @hushmahmouth8857 5 років тому +14

    Brilliant! This was comic genius, yet again, and always a quality production. No wonder most of the planet loves Canada. I feel this show is a big part of that. Thank you, cast and crew, for the many years of promoting Canadians in such a genuine and loving way.

    • @AttilaTheHunky
      @AttilaTheHunky 3 роки тому

      Canada sucks for a long time now! Full of corruption ! I hate it it's cold and extremely boring!

    • @roberttucker4196
      @roberttucker4196 3 роки тому +1

      I think the reason the rest of the planet loves Canada is because our politicians keep giving them most of our tax dollars

  • @llathem2212
    @llathem2212 4 роки тому +14

    “This is like drug abuse.” Hysterical.

  • @sashi5827
    @sashi5827 5 років тому +106

    This is literally what cops think stoners are like 😂

    • @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679
      @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679 4 роки тому +2

      Funny. Perp's aren't limited to stoners but who's complaining?

    • @Biowolf120
      @Biowolf120 4 роки тому +17

      Me as a stoner thinks that a good amount of stoners are like them xD

    • @Orangetoastsss
      @Orangetoastsss 4 роки тому

      @@Biowolf120 you guys shouldn’t be smoking

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 4 роки тому +4

      Funny thing is, that is what Stoners are like but you are too stoned to know that that's what you're like LOL.

    • @Orangetoastsss
      @Orangetoastsss 4 роки тому

      @@personincognito3989 you sound so uneducated

  • @jonathonc7819
    @jonathonc7819 5 років тому +124

    "What's 15% of a 40 dollar bill?"
    My response: There's no such thing as a 40 dollar bill.😏
    "Are you high sir?"

    • @tivionte961
      @tivionte961 5 років тому +2

      That's the point

    • @netzly1305
      @netzly1305 5 років тому +1

      r/imverysmart

    • @frankdillingsly3580
      @frankdillingsly3580 5 років тому +10

      Orrrrr...could be that the bill is $40.00 and 15% gratuity

    • @hector5749
      @hector5749 4 роки тому +3

      @@tivionte961 A dinner bill duh. Not an actual bill.

  • @MrBitflipper
    @MrBitflipper 5 років тому +45

    Better response to "we drove in from Vermont":
    "You're in British Columbia"

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 5 років тому +8

      As a Vermont weed grower/smoker, our weed is so good you wouldn't know where you were half the time 😂

    • @Maplecook
      @Maplecook 4 роки тому

      @@Axolotl_Mischief As a dude who makes kickass birria tacos, chili, and pizza, I'd like to introduce myself, please...hahaha

    • @citibear57
      @citibear57 3 роки тому

      Ha! That was my exact thought at the moment she said that 😂

  • @THEVEETS
    @THEVEETS 3 роки тому +6

    That was so funny i dropped my joint laughing and burnt myself

  • @truspirit1925
    @truspirit1925 3 роки тому +7

    This should be a tv series these two are great.....

    • @iconicfury
      @iconicfury 3 роки тому +3

      Not sure if this was sarcasm, or if you are not from Canada, but this is a skit from a political satire show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes"
      Some of the greatest Canadian comedians are/have been on it.

    • @truspirit1925
      @truspirit1925 3 роки тому

      @@iconicfury cool...they are funny as hell.

  • @TheLogicalLowdown
    @TheLogicalLowdown 5 років тому +13

    The zig zags when he asked for papers 😂

  • @magicmirror6729
    @magicmirror6729 5 років тому +12

    I've met 2 legit canadians in my life. Outstanding people and outstanding country. I hope to visit one day.

  • @tomthumb5445
    @tomthumb5445 4 роки тому +3

    This is one of the best skits ever.

  • @manuelreyes2795
    @manuelreyes2795 5 років тому +6

    This is gonna keep me laughing for days.

  • @brentp1875
    @brentp1875 3 роки тому +5

    So glad i found you guys. So funny!

  • @tjraven
    @tjraven 4 роки тому +5

    This is the best 22 minutes skit I've seen in ages.

  • @sarahmeecham6654
    @sarahmeecham6654 3 роки тому +2

    She’s the best actress and the funniest! She’s actually the only funny actress in these videos so far. The expression on her face and the way she said “89” was masterful!

  • @FlameBlue9016
    @FlameBlue9016 3 роки тому +31

    I stumbled across this ! All I can say is I wish we had tv this funny in the states.
    Great job Canada! 🇨🇦

    • @sendit1158
      @sendit1158 Рік тому

      U ever seen Trailer Park Boys?
      Start with season 1 if you haven't seen it

    • @paulkurilecz4209
      @paulkurilecz4209 Рік тому

      Go back a few years and be thankful that the CBC insisted on more Canadian content for SCTV and we got the Mackenzie Brothers.

  • @joshuamouton3825
    @joshuamouton3825 3 роки тому +3

    Lol this video never gets old….😂😂😂😂

  • @peoplez129
    @peoplez129 3 роки тому +3

    "What's 8 times 9?"
    "89"
    Genius lol

  • @afrodude4782
    @afrodude4782 5 років тому +7

    Lost it when she pulled out the zig zags Lmfao!

  • @sheyshah2848
    @sheyshah2848 4 роки тому +22

    I love how the blonde woman actor wears a long haired blonde wig even though she has long blonde hair herself. That in itself is comedic genius.

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 Рік тому +1

    😂🤣😂 These never get old. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂🤣😂

  • @JoshuaGaffney8
    @JoshuaGaffney8 5 років тому +14

    This is amazing I’m from New Jersey and I’m dying. Been to Canada a few times before it was legal I’ll be back ASAP

  • @2Infinit2
    @2Infinit2 5 років тому +12

    Lol good one. I love these two

  • @TheOleHermit
    @TheOleHermit 3 роки тому +4

    ROFLMAO! I absolutely love these pot videos! Thanks, I needed this good belly laugh. Goes perfectly with my morning buzz.

  • @logandcd274
    @logandcd274 3 роки тому +2

    Watch these when I'm high. Always cracks me up 😭

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 3 роки тому +6

    This pretty young lady plays the best stoner ever. This is the 2nd video of her being stoned that I have seen. Her facial expressions are perfectly hilarious to me!

    • @mightypriapus57
      @mightypriapus57 2 роки тому

      She is actually the daughter of the guy who plays the custom's officer, in real life.

    • @lp115lp
      @lp115lp Рік тому

      Looks/acts just like a former coworker of mine! Just loved her but I couldn't take the drug culture. I left (partly) due to so many stoners.

  • @siriusgd4753
    @siriusgd4753 5 років тому +4

    That's great! I remember on a Cheech and Chong movie when the cop asks Cheech, "May I see you license sir?". And Cheech replies, "Isn't it on the back bumper?" I'm from Colorado and it's about time pot is being made legal. It's so much better than alcohol.

  • @nickauclair1477
    @nickauclair1477 3 роки тому +4

    I'm so glad I found your channel.

  • @michaelchevalier7463
    @michaelchevalier7463 3 роки тому +3

    I love these.... so hilarious! LMAO! 🤣🤪🤣😆

  • @trmwyldshade1482
    @trmwyldshade1482 4 роки тому +6

    0:20 "Papers?" HA ha ha ha!!!

  • @Ritercrazy
    @Ritercrazy 2 роки тому +1

    His asking for papers was perfect. The woman could not help herself.

  • @BlickyRickey
    @BlickyRickey 5 років тому +21

    What’s 15% Of A $40 Bill
    Too Much... 😂😂😂

  • @duce185
    @duce185 5 років тому +3

    He was impressed as hell with his lighter comeback lol its like he didn't expect it from himself

  • @panzergaming444
    @panzergaming444 5 років тому +207

    I Love Canabis.....................i mean Canada

    • @autismo4029
      @autismo4029 5 років тому +3

      ok

    • @saxonsoldier67
      @saxonsoldier67 5 років тому +8

      They need to totally change their flag from a maple leaf to the sacred leaf, man.

    • @TraceourSVK
      @TraceourSVK 5 років тому +3

      Canadis bru

    • @anonymousgoodcharlottefan3755
      @anonymousgoodcharlottefan3755 5 років тому

      U spelt it wrong btw sorry i had 2 say😂

    • @SuckOnBofaDeez
      @SuckOnBofaDeez 5 років тому +1

      I actually bought a sweater with a Pot Leaf replacing the maple leaf on the Canadian Flag and it says exactly this.

  • @Kitty-lq5jd
    @Kitty-lq5jd 3 роки тому +1

    THESE TWO ARE HILARIOUS

  • @yehyeh6962
    @yehyeh6962 3 роки тому

    BRILLIANT, love and laughs from Montana

  • @thatguyfromwisconsin1847
    @thatguyfromwisconsin1847 5 років тому +15

    I like how the only questions they knew where about weed😂👍

  • @darnellquesnel1832
    @darnellquesnel1832 5 років тому +55

    Vermonter here, this is accurate, 😂

  • @brianwright7580
    @brianwright7580 3 роки тому +3

    Holy Crap!!!! You guys are hilarious 🤣 , keep it up!!

  • @BEAZY_5150
    @BEAZY_5150 3 роки тому +1

    What's with the smoke?
    Friend: Uh, pot?
    MUFFLER!

  • @bobbybrainstorm
    @bobbybrainstorm 4 роки тому +68

    Even sober me doesn’t know what’s 15% of a $40 bill

    • @10shahbaz
      @10shahbaz 4 роки тому +4

      Duh! This is so easy.
      It is 60 $.

    • @zackhunter8364
      @zackhunter8364 4 роки тому +1

      @@10shahbaz no dude , its 60 cent

    • @10shahbaz
      @10shahbaz 4 роки тому

      @@zackhunter8364 Sorry you are right

    • @kadenxu5142
      @kadenxu5142 4 роки тому +5

      Well, 15% is 15/100, which simplys to 3/20. So 3/20ths of 40 dollars is 6 dollars. (I know you’re going to whoosh me, but I wrote this just in case they are genuinely confused.)

    • @JMANE187
      @JMANE187 4 роки тому +1

      kaden xu nah they were joking around but it’s all good I don’t know what 15% of 40 is off the top of my head but not sure if you solved it from the top of your head or not but I know I could of solved it if you gave me time lmao

  • @wickerman9569
    @wickerman9569 5 років тому +19

    Got to have something to do on those cold winter days. You go Canada!!

  • @michaelstrangefranke7002
    @michaelstrangefranke7002 5 років тому +21

    Weed is legal in Canada so you don't have to leave love your commercial 👍👍

    • @13th_hero
      @13th_hero 5 років тому +2

      This isn't real. If your caught at the border it's still illegal in the US. If you work for any of these companies in Canada that operate with cannabis or weed , you can't visit.

    • @sushidapushy9654
      @sushidapushy9654 4 роки тому +1

      @@13th_hero you can visit if you dont have weed on yourself

  • @tishwitch
    @tishwitch 3 роки тому +3

    We really love slow songs and concerts 😂

  • @Bell2323
    @Bell2323 Рік тому

    "Papers?" She hands him a pack of Zig-Zags. 😂

  • @brettclark7833
    @brettclark7833 Рік тому +1

    You two make my day I love this

  • @Bart-Did-it
    @Bart-Did-it 5 років тому +47

    “That’s like drug abuse”
    Niiiiice 😊 💨 .

    • @jonjon-gn9mc
      @jonjon-gn9mc 5 років тому

      @Dream Girls Daily so you're just going around picking on these specific comments just so you can comment that? K

  • @jeots962
    @jeots962 5 років тому +5

    That’s some funny stuff. Just made my day...haven’t laughed so hard in a long while....ahhh, which way is the Canadian border?

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 5 років тому +2

      straight north till you hit the border or a great lake

  • @sheilalunn5298
    @sheilalunn5298 3 роки тому +9

    I hope there are a lot more of these! I'm late to the 22 minute party. 😦
    Looking forward to binge-watching your content!😁👍

    • @22Minutes
      @22Minutes  3 роки тому +4

      Welcome aboard!

    • @R.Daneel
      @R.Daneel 3 роки тому +1

      @@22Minutes Hello, 2x4! Welcome!

    • @OGYouTubeEnjoyer
      @OGYouTubeEnjoyer Рік тому +1

      Well you're just in luck because "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" has 30 years of content.

  • @fracturedgamer420
    @fracturedgamer420 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for this I really needed that laugh.

  • @BlueCollarDude101
    @BlueCollarDude101 3 роки тому +1

    This is the best government add I've ever seen hahahaha

  • @lofasz6574
    @lofasz6574 5 років тому +61

    We were looking for me but I was in the car the whole time. That part is Hilarious because the same thing happened to me In 94, I was lost and couldn’t find me for over an hour. I really miss Gold Seal hash🥺

    • @cdawson198600
      @cdawson198600 5 років тому +4

      Jason Elliott some dabs will get you back to those days lol, we even have crystalline now which is pure THC.

    • @lofasz6574
      @lofasz6574 5 років тому

      crystalline is to hard to load into my Yocan Evolve, I prefer the shatter myself. What city r u in.

    • @cdawson198600
      @cdawson198600 5 років тому

      Jason Elliott I’m in MD, can’t get THC here without a medical license but plenty of CBD crystalline and dabs for me.

    • @m.infernal
      @m.infernal 5 років тому +4

      @SaTaNaMa I did that all the time before I ever smoked weed, and I also stopped at green lights.

    • @mikehagen3785
      @mikehagen3785 5 років тому +2

      @SaTaNaMa I've wasted a lot of time waiting for the stop sign to turn green....

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 5 років тому +408

    LOL! Wow. This was hilarious. Every joke was so on-point. I knew it was coming, but that papers bit killed me anyway.
    Very well done, 22 minutes. :D

    • @ZacharyDesforges
      @ZacharyDesforges 5 років тому

      **pulls out Uno reverse card**

    • @USA92
      @USA92 5 років тому +1

      If sheep could text.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 5 років тому

      Yeah I'm digging this show 🤘

    • @FondelMikeRotch
      @FondelMikeRotch 5 років тому

      Had a friend that produced his papers to a cop once lol true story! No lie!

  • @jeffschneider403
    @jeffschneider403 5 років тому +3

    I have seen three of these and I have dubbed them the Canadian Cheech and Chong. They are hilarious!

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 3 роки тому +2

      Chong is Canadian.

    • @jeffschneider403
      @jeffschneider403 3 роки тому +1

      @@D33Lux I had no idea. Thanks for filling me in.

  • @cody_janssen831
    @cody_janssen831 5 років тому +30

    1:01 I can’t answer these questions sober

    • @TarkusTheGoat
      @TarkusTheGoat 5 років тому +1

      Cody Janssen on god, took me like 3 minutes to answer 8x9

    • @paddymills
      @paddymills 5 років тому

      You don't know the 9 times tables finger trick? It takes 2 seconds put down the 8th finger .... 72 ..... 18 27 36 45 54 63 72 81

    • @iowkey_9339
      @iowkey_9339 5 років тому

      @@paddymills i always think of the 9 tables as the 10 table and just substract the number I used to multiply 9 with after the answer.
      5x9? 5x10 is 50 minus 5 is 45.
      7x9? 7x10 is 70 minus 7 is 63.

    • @ghostlyme
      @ghostlyme 5 років тому

      8×9 Yes
      The rest of the Math questions? No. I am terrible at Math

  • @SammyLeau
    @SammyLeau 2 роки тому

    I'm so glad I found these skits. Time to binge them and LMAO!

  • @francfrancis74
    @francfrancis74 5 років тому +14

    how many grams in an ounce? ... this much? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 this sketch is totally worthy!!

    • @JMJ-Arthur
      @JMJ-Arthur 5 років тому

      Smoking cigarettes Kills... but smoking weed/pot is okay?! Gosh what has Canada become... America?!! Oops!!!

  • @chads3308
    @chads3308 5 років тому +7

    I remember smoking the great "B.C. BUD" here in Washington, way before it was legal!👍

    • @alexbott4121
      @alexbott4121 5 років тому +1

      BC buds!!!!

    • @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679
      @toruko-ishibravo2zulu679 4 роки тому

      I remember when USA border towns began finding Cannabis hidden on rooftops
      inside classic Canadian Hockey bags.

  • @amelliamendel2227
    @amelliamendel2227 5 років тому +7

    I love they couldn't do math except conversions between grams and pounds

  • @cancerfour69er
    @cancerfour69er 5 років тому +1

    Thats Brilliant love from Scotland Xx

  • @static_Tricolor_camry
    @static_Tricolor_camry 4 роки тому +5

    lmao I'm done, when he said papers and she was giving him rolling papers.

  • @TheHermitHacker
    @TheHermitHacker 5 років тому +4

    OMG.... now THIS is hilarious!

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh 5 років тому +14

    I laughed so hard I had to wipe my cheek and I haven't been stoned for 34 years.

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 років тому +4

      At this point you should just smoke a joint for old times sake

    • @moali2531
      @moali2531 5 років тому

      Are you stoned now? 🤔

    • @tommypresley6598
      @tommypresley6598 5 років тому

      @@moali2531 😂😂

    • @moali2531
      @moali2531 5 років тому

      @@tommypresley6598 I mean after 34 years I'd be laughing my nuts off after a smoke 😂

  • @boblatrimouche3943
    @boblatrimouche3943 5 років тому +20

    I'm not a stoner but this clip was hilarious

  • @maxbroomi8241
    @maxbroomi8241 5 років тому

    From let me see you papers, to I'm going to have to confiscate that. Had me lmao.

  • @trucker60ohio65
    @trucker60ohio65 2 роки тому

    No reason to leave? That was the funniest line in the whole skit. You couldn’t PAY me enough to be in Canada now.

  • @McLKeith
    @McLKeith 4 роки тому +8

    You don't stop at the Canadian Border Services when leaving Canada. You go to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection