Who would win? Several powerful giant who sold their souls to the Devil for power, a sentient train, the devil and his right-hand man, several odd people after the Devil is wrecked, and a crazy baker who was probably able to tear apart the fabric of the universe? Or an eight-year-old who goes, "Hee-hee, my fingie goes pew-pew! :)"
I think it's kinda funny how some bosses don't even get their knockout animations (or they're messed up) because they die before they can go through their phases properly.
1:25 “YOU FOOL! I WILL TAP INTO THE NUTRIENTS IN THE SOIL TO TAKE MY ATTACKS UP A NOTCH! WATCH AND LE-“ *Proceeds to instantly perish from the 50 gallons of weed killer Cuphead dumped into the nearby soil*
This is honestly really interesting because most of these bosses were definitely not coded with the player doing large amounts of damage in a second, so most of the phases load improperly or are skipped altogether because of their HP draining so fast that it’s already the next phase by the time they finish their phase transition.
King dice: uh boss I guess the cups you scammed were Jeff Bezos cuase they have bought every weapon and killing every boss while we speak Devil:were cooked Edit: 19 LIKES!!!!! THIS IS THE HIGHEST I'VE GOTTEN THANK YOU ALL
Allow me to rewrite this King Dice: "Uhh boss I'm pretty sure those cups you sent to find the debtors were pretty rich, or were Jeff Bezos because they have every weapon from Pork Rinds shop and they're beating every debtor as we speak" The Devil: "We're cooked"
King Dice: Boss? Remember those cups? Devil: Yeah? king Dice: They... found the Guy. Devil: Which guy? King Dice: what was his name... some angry full armored guy who carry all the weapons with him and would shoot every one of them if he could. Devil: u mean doomguy? Kingdice: Yeah! That's the one. Devil: Let's get the fxxk out of here.
Sally stage play: goes into 2nd phase Cuphead: what did you just do? Sally stage play: goes into 3rd phase Cuphead: alright you have crossed the line there
11:09 Mortimer Freeze died because his bones broke from falling after gaining weight😂 Glumstone at 11:29: Bro, do you mind??🤨 I even didn't fight with my second phase yet!!!😠😤
“So cuphead, you have to fight a million super powered gigantic beings with powers who sold their soul to the devil, a bunch of extra random gigantic beings, including a chef who is probably the most powerful being on the planet, a magical dice with a bunch of casino henchmen, and the literal devil himself, multiple times mind you.” Cuphead: “Hold my beer.”
You forgot Hilda berg, Djimmi the great, wally warbles, cala Maria, dr.kahl, phear lap, Mr chimes and Esther Winchester but besides that the video was great😂
The slot machine: shoots a few coins
Cuphead: You have about 3 seconds to live
Underrated comment
@@Chill-Noob1 I agree
Also cuphead when the devil:you have 19 seconds to live.
@@Rainbow_flynn24 30*
Mr. Dice; Boss…the cups have a minigun.
Devil: There’s nothing we can do.
Devil: but … pray😢
@@HorrorBiscuit13to god?
@@grimreaper4655to himself
@@HorrorBiscuit13Kid the devil wont be praying because nobody but King Dice can help him. He us literally Gods Enemy.
@@DylanYTEditzit’s a joke silly
You beat Saltbaker so fast he cloned himself from the sheer shock
And froze.
And the devil
So did bonbon
😭
Cuphead really caused an singularity just by going ham on saltbaker
Goopy got killed so hard that he didn't even got the chance to die
Lol
Goopy: AAAAAAHHHH
Same with werner werman he was still a can
And baroness von bon bon dies so fast that we see her full defeated sprite
He died twice
The power of all of the weapons combined is so great, some of these bosses didn't even get a chance to go to there other stages
Phantom express?
@@Present_vr734 bro said some
Yeah like werner werman
And goopy and Cagney
All the weapons combined shooting 10x for second
Goopy really got confused after dying so fast
"Wait, I'm supposed to be dead? But I feel fine!"
"Goopy is dead, he just doesn't know it" ass moment
The bird
Mr dice: uhh boss remember thise kids that got those souls
Devil:yeah..?
Mr dice:they have a mini gun*
Edit:1 Holy thanks for the likes
More like rainbow radioactive piss
Best way to describe it
The divil be like : WHAT
@@Emily-ks5dpking dice be like *gets destroyed by the mini gun*
@@Emily-ks5dp who Tf Is divil
Bro that ending shot though lol. Chef salt baker dyi g while his clone is doing a little jig in the back
Who would win? Several powerful giant who sold their souls to the Devil for power, a sentient train, the devil and his right-hand man, several odd people after the Devil is wrecked, and a crazy baker who was probably able to tear apart the fabric of the universe? Or an eight-year-old who goes, "Hee-hee, my fingie goes pew-pew! :)"
You underestimate the power of 8 year olds in games
Lol
Hehehaw
actually in the show they are 12 🤓☝️
in the game tho idk google said they are kidults 😂
I think it's kinda funny how some bosses don't even get their knockout animations (or they're messed up) because they die before they can go through their phases properly.
1:09 bro didn’t even know he was dead yet
🎅🎅🎅🦀🤑
Imagine the spread shot but instead of the red bullet it shot the charged shot.
im pretty sure you wouldnt even be able to see all the frames the boss has standing still
@@CoalPrice xD
Ever fight would last 2 seconds 😂
Mmmmm
Ewsguu
@@bananaman4613only because u had to charge it
Grim got killed so bad his other 2 heads popped out of nowhere
You forgot Jimmy the great
This is the plane boss. Plane have only two weapons.
They excluded every plane boss. They didn’t forget anything
You forgot how to spell!
nah guys his name is def Jimmy
So are all plane bosses. They're excluded for a good reason: the boss fights don't change that much
I wonder if that could be a possibility. Drink every potion, shoot every weapon from all fingers. Wizard mode!
I CAST MINIGUN
This should be what the blessed amulet allows you to do
It’s now the Devine amulet with this
the divine relic if it were a good amulet:
Divine relic is broken wym
Literally not even that good and it works best in airplane stages but even then it's kinda mid like@@fintiniganlucille5547
*charm
1:25
“YOU FOOL! I WILL TAP INTO THE NUTRIENTS IN THE SOIL TO TAKE MY ATTACKS UP A NOTCH! WATCH AND LE-“
*Proceeds to instantly perish from the 50 gallons of weed killer Cuphead dumped into the nearby soil*
Why isn’t this comment more popular??? Seriously, it’s honestly pretty funny
9:37 Bro literally said "Nah id leave"
Bro couldn't decide what to buy, so he said "give me everything and mash it together."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK" he said calmly
Cuphead: THIS IS A STICK UP!
Does he know what Devine relic is?
"SHUDDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" he said with a pocket filled with coins
The bosses you fight: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!!
POV: You use the power of friendship.
And gambling beforehand.
This is what Pokémon Anime Watchers expect the power of friendship to be.
Bro was so powerful that Ribby and croaks didn’t have the second phase
This is honestly really interesting because most of these bosses were definitely not coded with the player doing large amounts of damage in a second, so most of the phases load improperly or are skipped altogether because of their HP draining so fast that it’s already the next phase by the time they finish their phase transition.
King Dice: Boss! Remember those cups?
Devil: Yeah, what is it?
King Dice: Well, they got a minigun.
Devil: *Napoelon Song*
there’s nothing we can do…
King dice: uh boss I guess the cups you scammed were Jeff Bezos cuase they have bought every weapon and killing every boss while we speak
Devil:were cooked
Edit: 19 LIKES!!!!! THIS IS THE HIGHEST I'VE GOTTEN THANK YOU ALL
Allow me to rewrite this
King Dice: "Uhh boss I'm pretty sure those cups you sent to find the debtors were pretty rich, or were Jeff Bezos because they have every weapon from Pork Rinds shop and they're beating every debtor as we speak"
The Devil: "We're cooked"
Congrats ～(つˆДˆ)つ｡☆
No way this dude edited his comment just to thank people for the likes.
@@MitchellTheMitch thanks for the comment
@@MedievalDerpThank you
Cagney: BEHOLD MY VINES! (LAST PHASE) cuphead: No 1:15
11:45
Salt Baker left:😁
Salt baker right: *tweakin*
Cuphead, how powerful do you want to be?
Cuphead: YES
“Ehhh… hey boss?”
“Eugh… what is it, Dice?”
“The boys, they, uhh… got a minigun o’ sorts…?”
“What”
WE FORGETTING EVERY PLANE BOSS KNOWN TO MAN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
There aren't many weapons for planes
Oh man i sure love all the 27 weapons i can change into with plane mode
I mean The Howling Aces are technically a plane boss
A plane boss is a boss with the character you control on a plane and controlling it to be up or down or left or right
9:59 Knockout! 🤣
Whats funny?
Double knockout
King Dice: Boss? Remember those cups?
Devil: Yeah?
king Dice: They... found the Guy.
Devil: Which guy?
King Dice: what was his name... some angry full armored guy who carry all the weapons with him and would shoot every one of them if he could.
Devil: u mean doomguy?
Kingdice: Yeah! That's the one.
Devil: Let's get the fxxk out of here.
4:31 ayo whats happening up there💀💀💀
Having the best time of her life
@@Charlieleftlegsnah🤨🤨
the devil didn't even get a chance to enter his 2nd phase 😭🙏
4:51 bro was just getting use to his surrounding, why did you do that 😭😭😭😭
This is one of the best videos I've seen on this topic!
9:34 If the Devil had Simple Mode...
I was HOPING someone would’ve made this!
11:51 Well that symphony was a grand knockout, thats for sure
Bro died because he put his arms into the ground 1:25 💀💀💀
"The ground is lava"
Bro was so mad he decided to end it himself
I was looking forward to how quickly Mangosteen would go down, it took 3 seconds! 🤣
Sally stage play: goes into 2nd phase
Cuphead: what did you just do?
Sally stage play: goes into 3rd phase
Cuphead: alright you have crossed the line there
Cuphead: So the devil said that I lost the deal. So you know what I replied with?
*Knockout!*
Все боссы:☠️
Солонкин:сломал игру
Чел ты единственный русский?!
Ну ещё я.
Но я не понял как он это сделал?@@Tele-Felix
Holy crap he killed saltbaker before his 3rd phase during his 2nd phase while his glitched 1st phase is still on screen
2:45 fire ball really didn’t wanna die in a mouth
After my 2000+ deaths and 300+ hours, it’s almost cathartic to watch the bosses getting destroyed so quickly
Chef saltbaker got so shot so much he got duplicated
What weapon should I use
"Yeah"
I love how certain bosses just break if you kill them too quickly
Baroness von Bon Bon got defeated so quickly that there were 2 of her. One stationary and one sulking.
Wait, if you kill the Phantom Express, doesn’t that mean that the Blind Specter, the Conductor, and the Lolipop Ghouls are permanently dead?
I...uh...
Listen here you little-
Cuphead: The Producer of Suffering.
11:09 Mortimer Freeze died because his bones broke from falling after gaining weight😂
Glumstone at 11:29: Bro, do you mind??🤨 I even didn't fight with my second phase yet!!!😠😤
Cuphead: I mean...I beat the devil...what did you expect?
I love he’s not really trying to aviod any attacks
This is what the Divine Relic SHOULD’VE been.
King dice on his diddy timing. You can’t swallow the screen like that😭
1:24 bro looks like he stuck his hands in the ground not to attack, but to sacrifice himself 😭
The 9th king dice boss waiting for cuphead and mugman to come:
Sad this doesn’t work with airplane levels
Also the 6th king dice boss just chilling but doesn't have to wait since the weapon switch doesn't work on airplane bosses:
This guy makes it look so easy
“So cuphead, you have to fight a million super powered gigantic beings with powers who sold their soul to the devil, a bunch of extra random gigantic beings, including a chef who is probably the most powerful being on the planet, a magical dice with a bunch of casino henchmen, and the literal devil himself, multiple times mind you.”
Cuphead: “Hold my beer.”
have fun and enjoy the game nah so you can speed run it
You forgot Hilda berg, Djimmi the great, wally warbles, cala Maria, dr.kahl, phear lap, Mr chimes and Esther Winchester but besides that the video was great😂
Thats because their plane levels, plane levels dont have the stuff walking cuphead has
I think the plane cuphead has 2 weapons, so they skipped the plane boss
“bro you need to watch people play cuphead its a good game”
*the crap you’d find covering the cuphead game:*
Cala Maria?
Jimmy The Great?
Woodpecker?
YOOOO they made twist up good!!
Cuphead speedrun with an nearly insta kill cheat. Wow great video.
Cuphead be feeling that unlimited power. 😂
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds. HAHAHAHAhoho!"
11:53 POV: you shoot so much that the world freezes at your wake
Dream if he did a cuphead speedrun
cuphead has a 100 supers
Edit: saltbaker has a good ending 😂😂
He hits hard(literally)
Can you do cuphead+dlc all bosses (including chess bosses) with the Pawns?
Well do you think you have to do with the kings gauntlet is parry, and weapons don’t affect them so it would be useless
@@Whatudoingoo Remember the video Cuphead+dlc all bosses with the knight? He fights the knight and the chess bosses like: knight and rook.
11:48 Saltbaker got upset from himself screaming.
3:47 good thing we dont need Popeye to take care of Bluto, and Cuphead doesnt even each Spinach
Hey awesome gaming just beat clipjoint calamity on regular today
I well did
Well I did
1:07 bro got killed so hard he forgot to die 💀
they did this probaly by ABSOLUTELY SPAMMING the shoot button with divine relic and a mod for the health bars
GOOPY STOP TAKING THE PILLS THEY’RE KILLING YOU!
…. He’s already dead…
God lord the keyboard of that boy
Soundline: 🎆🧠💭🤔🐙🙏😂🔩🎉🎁🥳🥂
Chef saltbaker is relatable
Chef salt baker laughing at his double dying💀
That is a mod
Mod GetRektNoobs or BossRekter
2:57
Poor man came into work depressed and proceeded to get turned into smoke with a death beam
Speedrunners 🤨😳
A greatvspeedrun
I like how the doc boses were the only ones that made it to there final form
That looks easy with all those powers
Peashooter 🔵
Spreadshot 🔴
Chaser 🟢
Lobber 🟣
Charge 🟠
Roundabout 🌐
Crackshot 🎆
Converge 🟡
Twist-Up 🧼
Whetstone 🟤
1:21 cool Unintended knockout animation
Accurate depiction of Nightmare Cuphead
Goopy was the best, bro didn't realize he already lost 😭
9:06 i love how he tried to hide the fact je landed on strrt over and beat the plane fight on 6
Bro they really forgot on how long it took Coryxkenshin to beat these bosses 💀
Bro really turn into a machine gun.
Where did you got this mod?
He beat Saltbaker so hard another one had to show up to take the rest of the beating.