after visiting a well known watering hole in the west end of Glasgow we jumped a fast black home. After complaining to each other about the price of the beer in said pub the wee taxi driver piped up "Ye'd be as well drapping yer trousers as soon as ye went in the door." Oh the taxi banter, LOL.
@tamkukushka Scots is an offical language. You aren't Scottish, therefore I am afraid you don't really know about the subject. In fact, it is even in our census as a question (do you speak Scots?). It is our heritage, and I would thank you to not bash it about.
@tamkukushka When, in my many comments on this page, did I imply that people in Glasgow spoke Old Scots? Oh, and to your listings of the languages of UDHR above, apparently those countries aren't good enough to have a UDHR (aye right...). Old German? German is an old language, slightly changed with slang and modern words. English? That's more valid. Plus, it's intresting to see that you are not trying to defend your claim about people in Glasgow not speaking like this...
@tamkukushka I said that the Glaswegian accent was true Scots? Wow, I must have been out of it... I cannot believe you don't understand my exaggerated sentence. I was commenting on the arseholeness (I know that's not a word) of these government types. There, satisfied? My argument is over the place? You don't have English as a first language then. I know that I don't... :)
@tamkukushka Okay. Learn the art of using something called 'irony'. You can obviously recognise it, but cannot understand it. Yes, the Scots UDHR is written up in the original Scots, and not that fucked-up dialect that people speak in Glasgow. Mar sin leibh an dràsda.
Funny how I was born in Glasgow, but I can't understand any of them even though I've been a Glasgow bus driver for 21 years. It must be because I was raised to understand normal people.
@AlistairIsCool You don't know Scots. Your comment is invalid. Why, then, did the Declaration Of Human Rights have to be written up in Scots if it isn't another language then? Hmm...
@tamkukushka Wow, you live in Glasgow and have never heard anybody speak like that? Someone needs to get out more... The Scots written in UDHR was Old Scots. Surely, having liven in Scotland for 26 years, you would know this? Hmm...
Aye. Like my Great Granny McGregor. The McGregor look has carried through at least 4 generations and while I only knew my Mother, I understand every word.
Mair fun at a Glesga stabbin than an Edinburgh wedding
Or one ae they tacky rock shops or saunas puntin haund relief
Good to see a couple of the "journalists" from glasgow live.
Far too old for that.
More fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. I haven't heard that in years.
Barry white, shite 😂😂
I'm glad Hemphill wore brown contacts when he played Victor. His real eyes are kinda creepy...
Agree. I've just watched the video and noticed that his eyes are almost white.
I always thought those brown contacts were intense. Victors eyes are like almost yellow
Murder policeman, what a bargain.
@1:58 "oh Gary its an utter dullyin" hahahahahaha fuckin brilliant!
I actually need a clip of these guys just saying: "We're only here for the banter." :-) xx
nae mare haun relief now! Thanks Police Scotland!
Top quote of the day (2:48)
"I wiz sitin ere all oan ma jack jones and thought ya wer pure givin me a ruber dingy"
head the balls
oh gary its an utter dullion lol
does the pope wear a mitre super lol
after visiting a well known watering hole in the west end of Glasgow we jumped a fast black home. After complaining to each other about the price of the beer in said pub the wee taxi driver piped up "Ye'd be as well drapping yer trousers as soon as ye went in the door." Oh the taxi banter, LOL.
hearditman that's the taxi patter for u my boy, oh the banter
I only watched this for the BANTER !!!!
GLASGOW IS THE BEST
Sitting here on my jack jones and thought you were giving me a pure rubber dingy. Fucking love it!
I managed to haggle him down to 85 lmao brilliant
I'm just here for the banter ☺️
No they are the two men that play jack and victor in still game, playing as two posh old men.
gesuse why we call it glesgay cosee they are gay
WHAT A BELTER
these guys are quality
barrie white! shite! love it and im fi edinburgh!
The glasgow Banta don the barows lol
I parked my car at the back of the Barras came back to find someone removing the wheels. In broad daylight!
Aye the Glesca thievin doon the Barras
@@DunedinMultimedia Oh, the Glesca tea leaves doon the Barrows. If it's not nailed down, they'll half-inch it.
Love Chewin The Fat. Great characters, love the Banter boys.
Aw My, fancy that. Em Embronian, but i love a bit o the Banter!!
lmao love this. Miss it so much now. It should be back on. Glesga banter :-D
The way you just spelled Glesgeh, doesn't look right! Lol.
Ahhk, i suppose there's no other way you can spell it in Scottish slang, eh? Lol.
They say glasgew is full of specky bams.
Edena! Scotia's midden seat?!
Midden seat
i thought you were giving is a pure dingy, waaaaaaaaahahahahah, i thought they only said that in Dundee hahaha pure class!
"A Joseph K Baxi 😂😂😂
oh the barra's...
hang the change!
we're paying for the banter :D
barry white! shite! xD
This is soooooo fkin funny us Irish and Scottish are so alike
Stewart Sanders we do come from the same race of people to be fair 😂 and I mean celts not white.
@@edwardwilson6775False. Scots and Irish are inherently different races.
yea bt the guys that play jack an victr are playing these gay guys, who are posh lol
Correct me if i'm wrong .... are these Woman Lesbians....
I thought I had a comment. Then the Husband came in the room and everythings to Shit now. Oh well I said Yes.
Decimation
Oooooh the banter
i'm from "glesgay" and it annoying when people called here that lol if u dont say glasgow you should say glesga
What the fuck are this guys talking about?
Barry White. Shite!
@tamkukushka Okay, you wish for me to apologise for the fact that I was not brought up around the English language? Not cool man, not cool...
Brilliant
deboogersnot@ you are right
OH THE BARROWS
glesgay????? GLESGAE DA YE MIND
Glesgay cause they're bent like an arab's dagger.
@@fikonfraktare😂😂😂
A dae mair or less the same wi Edinburgh.
What a belter!
@tamkukushka Scots is an offical language. You aren't Scottish, therefore I am afraid you don't really know about the subject. In fact, it is even in our census as a question (do you speak Scots?). It is our heritage, and I would thank you to not bash it about.
Oh the banter 🤤
jst luv the banter lol
nothing wrong with the sync!!!
moan the weegies
I ACTUALLY love this :L (L)
hahahaahaha.
@tamkukushka When, in my many comments on this page, did I imply that people in Glasgow spoke Old Scots? Oh, and to your listings of the languages of UDHR above, apparently those countries aren't good enough to have a UDHR (aye right...). Old German? German is an old language, slightly changed with slang and modern words. English? That's more valid. Plus, it's intresting to see that you are not trying to defend your claim about people in Glasgow not speaking like this...
Lol😂😂😂
@tamkukushka I said that the Glaswegian accent was true Scots? Wow, I must have been out of it...
I cannot believe you don't understand my exaggerated sentence. I was commenting on the arseholeness (I know that's not a word) of these government types. There, satisfied? My argument is over the place? You don't have English as a first language then. I know that I don't... :)
@tamkukushka Okay. Learn the art of using something called 'irony'. You can obviously recognise it, but cannot understand it. Yes, the Scots UDHR is written up in the original Scots, and not that fucked-up dialect that people speak in Glasgow. Mar sin leibh an dràsda.
saunas punntin hawn relife haha
Funny how I was born in Glasgow, but I can't understand any of them even though I've been a Glasgow bus driver for 21 years. It must be because I was raised to understand normal people.
@xlaleclx Scots used to be a seperate language from English (I still consider it as just that, and so do many other people).
He's talking about the guys in this video, not Jack and Victor.
Jealous about us burugh
Might be better if the sound and picture were in sync!!
Just had to go back to this hahaha
@SXI1972 finally someone spells it right.
Farts rubies that boy
@naedanger123 I meant the language.
what rong the voices are rong
fmfx fix the lip sinc will ya
@xlaleclx no its Scottish
I think these two run The Comedy Unit where anything said in Glaswegian is "funny"!
nice one sherlock.
vid's out of sync
@AlistairIsCool Scots is a language it is an offical languge
@xlaleclx Scots.
Correct
@AlistairIsCool You don't know Scots. Your comment is invalid. Why, then, did the Declaration Of Human Rights have to be written up in Scots if it isn't another language then? Hmm...
@tamkukushka Wow, you live in Glasgow and have never heard anybody speak like that? Someone needs to get out more...
The Scots written in UDHR was Old Scots. Surely, having liven in Scotland for 26 years, you would know this? Hmm...
ya rake in yer buckets fir sumthin 2 eat
ya find a dead rat and ya fink its a treat
in yer glasgay slums!
Is this even English?
Charmanderaznable naw Scottish
Sean ME not a language
The Big Man He means language. Scottish isn't a launguage
Gary and James talk like my gran and my great aunt
Aye. Like my Great Granny McGregor. The McGregor look has carried through at least 4 generations and while I only knew my Mother, I understand every word.