I laughed 5 minutes straight at the private pressing the Brown Round and Drill suddenly sounding like a TyRex. The "I'm in Danger" was icing on the cake!
My grandpa would have loved you. He was a Master Sergeant and served in WW2. Thank you for yor service and for your awesome channel! Always makes me smile and laugh. 💜🇺🇸
@@rdsnpr39 I get exactly what you’re saying. My MTI was a 5’2” Hispanic lady, and as we said back in basic “her presence was 7’4”. She knew how to make you feel tiny.
I can just imagine a new recruit in basic training, thinking “I have the prettiest drill sergeant ever” then she just yells at him to get into formation, and the recruit shits himself in fear.
My DS at basic in Fort leonardwood caught me doing impressions while we were buffing the pondo room and brought me in Senior’s office to do a few. Senior brought in 4 or 5 of the cadre and I had to put on the scariest talent show of my life
@@holdencross5904 Yeah. Before I joined my Dad told me to either never volunteer or always volunteer, don't switch. After a while you get bored so you volunteer just for a change in scenery.
We need a “haunted house” filled with drill sergeants and drill instructors, then tell enlisted men’s girlfriends to tell their boyfriends that that place is absolutely terrifying and they would like it if they went with them though the haunted house 😂.
When that girl showed off her commanders voice, he was clearly like well I'll be damned, that's the best command voice I've ever heard! It's beautiful!!
Your face when she skipped to 4. Priceless. I also had to stop doing this when yelling at my kids because I didn't want them to go to Kindergarten and start skipping numbers counting backwards.
Girl: boys, you have to start making noise in bed Me: [wakes up] weigh hey 'nd up she rises,weigh hey 'nd up she rises, weigh hey'nd up she rises- EARLY IN THE MORNIN'!
He's right though. In the middle of my basic, our DS asked for volunteers with no information given. Me and a few others volunteered. Turns out it was for going home at after basic to help with recruitment for two weeks. Everyone else went straight to their unit.
Why do I watch AngryCops while my husband naps?? I was doing pretty good at not laughing too much until that Fishin' in the Dark parody. Goddamn it hurts to hold cackles in.
Pretty sure 2:55 was the exact moment Rich ripped his pants and it wasn’t in the back. I don’t think a .308 could match the muzzle velocity of what was going on in his armory.
We had 3 people on day negative 4 that decided to start doing impersonations in the bay while the next group coming in was doing their inventory. 2 of them were sitting on the bunks, and the other was standing between them with his back towards the wall. The wall lockers were pulled away from the walls, so you could easily walk the perimeter of the bay. During the impersonations, the two on the beds were laughing. Some of us had seen the DS walk in, but he gave us the "shush" signal, so we didn't call him being on the floor. He spotted them, went around to the back side of the guy doing the impersonating, and just stood there. The two on the beds stopped laughing and turned ghost white. They didn't say a word, and stared at the guy with fear of death in their eyes hoping he would notice..... Nope... Instead, he finishes his skit, then proceeds to say, "God, that DS is such a douche bag..." DS: "OH HELL NO! You did not just call my battle buddy a douche bag!" Impersonator: "AT EASE" DS *whispering to him*: "Too late for that guy" Thus was the beginning of the "douche bag squad". No job was left unassigned, because D-bag 1, 2, or 3 always had "extra duties"
my unsupervised childhood activity, that should have killed me? I dunno. building bombs, a mortar, a 40mm howitzer firing napaldm and thermite grenades, building a torpedo, making a flamethrower, making nitro glycerine at home...... just pick one I guess xD
Is it inappropriate to sing "My Girl's a Vegetable" while going at it like rabbits? Personally I don't think so, granted if not that it's either "Napalm Sticks to Kids" or "Down by the River" that shall be sung, and she better be repeating what I say otherwise there's no point in Cadence.
Oh, I loved Basic Training. I grew up hearing all about how hard it would be and it was, but....it was still a blast. And he's actually serious. Volunteer for everything. You avoid P@#*%ing your DS off that way, you do extra work and get stronger, and eventually he looks at you and says, "No, you know what...you volunteer all the time. *looks at someone else* YOU! Get your @$$ over here, PRI'T!!". ;-)
“ Now reality can be whatever I want” is way to accurate to how DS and SDS feel😂
Big FACTS. 😂😂😂
That is the funniest shit ever...haha
whats an sds?
@@yeet286 Senior Drill Sergeant
@@rdsnpr39 thanks
I love Hy's look of pure joy when she goes "10, 9, 4, 2, 1"
DI: “10 9 8 7 3 2 1 ZEEEEEERO!”
Recruits “FREEZE OR DIE!”
Good times
Ah, brings a happy tear to my eye 🥲
Someone give her a application
The look of *”MY PEOPLE!”*
The female doing DS phrases killed me 🤣🤣🤣👍
Agreed
I had one female drill sergeant. Nope did not kill me.
I think AC got a chub from that girl.
his face during that segment is amazing
female drill sergeants are so much meaner than the males.
I laughed 5 minutes straight at the private pressing the Brown Round and Drill suddenly sounding like a TyRex. The "I'm in Danger" was icing on the cake!
My grandpa would have loved you. He was a Master Sergeant and served in WW2. Thank you for yor service and for your awesome channel! Always makes me smile and laugh. 💜🇺🇸
me doing push ups: 55, 56, 57, 58, 59,100
Sergeant: WTF WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO COUNT
My microwave: 🙄
This is amazing XD
3:05 she dose have a Drill Sargent voice.
Just the look of pleasure on Angys face was awsome
She's everything you could want in a woman.
As a DS, she lacks the authority behind it. Its more than just yelling. Gotta have a presence too. Not bad though. 👍
Now i curse my genetics for failing to provide that sort of voice
@@rdsnpr39 I get exactly what you’re saying. My MTI was a 5’2” Hispanic lady, and as we said back in basic “her presence was 7’4”. She knew how to make you feel tiny.
"Volunteer for everything" - immediate pause and belly laugh achieved.
"Don't thank me, Thank your recruiter..." 10/10 pushups
That chick at 2:48 deadass needs to enlist and go on the trail. I wanna see her put the fear of God into some people.
I can just imagine a new recruit in basic training, thinking “I have the prettiest drill sergeant ever” then she just yells at him to get into formation, and the recruit shits himself in fear.
@@miss_rosie25 _this.....this is pure fax_
@@miss_rosie25 With a boner so he gets double confused.
She just sound like a dud man, why thefuck would ya want that
@@frenchie5997 Because she's got the pipes for the job? Duh.
5:13 “Volunteer for everything.” Take that advice. It’s the best way to get noticed and appreciated! 😏😏😏
it's the only way...
This is the way
This is the way and nothing but the way
@fenrar36 So true! Everything said here!
2:15
The way the DS laughs demonically made me want to run and crack up laughing at the same time lol
The cavalry one was hilarious
You can't even begin to imagine the depths of depravity those Horse Soldiers get up to in those Bradleys and Strykers.
2:46 I love the sincere doubt on AC's face until she finally starts yelling and his face morphs into sheer satisfaction
Every single marine impersonation is spot on, that's my career in a nutshell and I love it LMAO
"i'm in the cavelry!" 🤣🤣🤣 christ that was funny
YAY!!!
I was a scout and man that's pretty damn accurate
My DS at basic in Fort leonardwood caught me doing impressions while we were buffing the pondo room and brought me in Senior’s office to do a few. Senior brought in 4 or 5 of the cadre and I had to put on the scariest talent show of my life
2:06 Here we can see the Drillasaurus Rex, the apex predator, picking up the scent of potential prey in its natural habitat.
Finally, a drill sergeant actually demonstrating a proper low crawl!
Dang! That woman really had a drill sergeant voice!
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I LITERALLY almost pissed myself!! Keep it up brother
Drill sergeant voice girl shocked me. Was expecting cringe, but she’s good!
“Men you need to start making noise in bed.”
*Rocksteady!!!!
Whoo rocksteady
@@joshuausguitarboi6948 it's a cadence
@@cristobalalvarez5491 And you must be in the Coast Guard
“Volunteer for everything” 😂😂😂
Ikr so evil
5:14 it’s so ominous I love it
After a while you get so bored you do volunteer for everything.
@@nexusdrop7863 know from experience?
@@holdencross5904 Yeah. Before I joined my Dad told me to either never volunteer or always volunteer, don't switch.
After a while you get bored so you volunteer just for a change in scenery.
Kenosha Kyle is a modern day roof Korean. He is a legend among my people.
I agree.
"Yes, volunteer for everything." *Insert evil grin*
We need a “haunted house” filled with drill sergeants and drill instructors, then tell enlisted men’s girlfriends to tell their boyfriends that that place is absolutely terrifying and they would like it if they went with them though the haunted house 😂.
We're trying to reduce the amount of PTSD in the military, not increase it, buddy.
@@Antykill_ It's fine. The Military is PTSD Guarantee
That would be pretty funny.
Hmm, PTSD without a tour? Sign me up!
That is Evil I love it
"volunteer for everything" got me good XD
When that girl showed off her commanders voice, he was clearly like well I'll be damned, that's the best command voice I've ever heard! It's beautiful!!
3:32 just made me bust out laughing... I've got 3 of 'em blessings in the house 😂
Oof
The first one, of the Marines....lmfao
Your face when she skipped to 4. Priceless.
I also had to stop doing this when yelling at my kids because I didn't want them to go to Kindergarten and start skipping numbers counting backwards.
Also, if you have the energy to cry while low crawling...you're not working hard enough.
bro finally subscribing, the infantry in me lost it when you started singing cadence from the bed. I'm definitely doing that at some point. Too good.
If I am downloading TikTok, he's the only reason why I'm downloading it.
don't
this compilation exists so you don't have to download it
@@giampaolomannucci8281 Hell you are right
Girl: boys, you have to start making noise in bed
Me: [wakes up] weigh hey 'nd up she rises,weigh hey 'nd up she rises, weigh hey'nd up she rises- EARLY IN THE MORNIN'!
Does farting and snoring count?
@@kd5nrh she meant that u need make noise when u are doing sex
@@michakoczy3261 but women get offended if I fart or snore during sex.
Damn good song.... Drunken Sailor
Earlay EARLAY you gotta say it earlay
Tht part when he touched the hat and laughed “ I’m in danger “ got me good there
2:23
If he were a drill
Holy Heimdall, son of nine mothers, I'd have had nightmares
"Volunteer for everything" Oh you, you, you... you MONSTER! XD
shit I was gonna listen to his advice-
He's right though. In the middle of my basic, our DS asked for volunteers with no information given. Me and a few others volunteered. Turns out it was for going home at after basic to help with recruitment for two weeks. Everyone else went straight to their unit.
I spit my coffee up when I saw him in the playground on the horse saying "I'm in the Calvary!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Guy in the background:
Is... is that?... a swol guy on a zebra?
I swear you’re like the Army’s Ryan Reynolds lol
Loved the anime "ever since coronavirus" skit
"Now reality can be whatever I want it to be"...Dude... I'm friggin' through! LMAO 😆😆😆
The I'm in the calvary one. Man I died laughing.😂😂
3:04 “so uh, have you ever been interested in joining the military?” -every branch accept the Air Force and space force
Angry Cops is nuts and I love him
Why do I watch AngryCops while my husband naps?? I was doing pretty good at not laughing too much until that Fishin' in the Dark parody. Goddamn it hurts to hold cackles in.
The T Rex yell did me in.
2:48 She understood the assignment.
6:06 ......had to take a bite of food...now i gottah clean it up 🤣
"Volunteer for everything" why do you hate us DS😂
Thank you for putting this together you are doing the Lord's work.
I'm sorry..but 4:30 just had me rollin!..fing hilarious 😂
0:24 Tryin' to make himself look like Seargent Slaughter 😂
OK the CAV one....had me rollin
Lol "2:13 I'm in danger" love it
"Babe you've been singing cadences ever since you got in bed, please stop!!"
"C130 ROLLING DOWN THE STRIP..."
100 MILLION OOPSIES ON A 1 WAY TRIP.
2:54 why do I have an awkward stiffy
You have an authority kink
Imagine just getting out of Basic and seeing your DS on your FYP. 😂
Only a select few of you will be able to appreciate these videos haha
Pretty sure 2:55 was the exact moment Rich ripped his pants and it wasn’t in the back. I don’t think a .308 could match the muzzle velocity of what was going on in his armory.
Dang
It’s funny how he’s the funniest guy, but follows the tiktok humor.
I promised myself I wouldn't get pissed until the Shark Attack being removed GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
We had 3 people on day negative 4 that decided to start doing impersonations in the bay while the next group coming in was doing their inventory. 2 of them were sitting on the bunks, and the other was standing between them with his back towards the wall. The wall lockers were pulled away from the walls, so you could easily walk the perimeter of the bay.
During the impersonations, the two on the beds were laughing. Some of us had seen the DS walk in, but he gave us the "shush" signal, so we didn't call him being on the floor. He spotted them, went around to the back side of the guy doing the impersonating, and just stood there.
The two on the beds stopped laughing and turned ghost white. They didn't say a word, and stared at the guy with fear of death in their eyes hoping he would notice.....
Nope... Instead, he finishes his skit, then proceeds to say, "God, that DS is such a douche bag..."
DS: "OH HELL NO! You did not just call my battle buddy a douche bag!"
Impersonator: "AT EASE"
DS *whispering to him*: "Too late for that guy"
Thus was the beginning of the "douche bag squad". No job was left unassigned, because D-bag 1, 2, or 3 always had "extra duties"
Best part "I wonder what this does"
DS Ninjas:... ... ok we're fucked!
The girl did a rather nice voice impression, too.
Oh my God I haven't laughed like that in a long time - thanks AC
That Kaiju roar got me. It is like he was speaking to my soul.
that chick with the DS voice is great
This is solid gold!!!!!
When he said don’t thank me thank your recruiter. I’ve never been sent back to basic so fast (even though it’s only been a couple of months)
5:38 Accurate depiction of a Marine DI
1:00 had me laghing so loud i woke my parents up holy shit
3:00 That look on his face reminds me of buzz light-year for some reason
The last one had a battle buddy smirk at one DS. Had him low crawl in the mud, best BCT ever.
there are few things scarier than your average drill sergeant, a female drill sergeant
6:06 Heehee, I’m in the Cavalry. 😂
The girl with the "Drill Sergeant's Voice" is a winner! Recruit that b***h ASAP and send her straight to DI school! Heeeeell yeah!
The random humor of a drill sergeant🤣
The way he said pushups at 1:53 kills me
The Trex shout is the most real thing ever
2:48 instilled the fear of God into me. Well done
my unsupervised childhood activity, that should have killed me? I dunno. building bombs, a mortar, a 40mm howitzer firing napaldm and thermite grenades, building a torpedo, making a flamethrower, making nitro glycerine at home...... just pick one I guess xD
Holy fuck I had a drill Sargent named Skeen
E 3-47 Fort Benning
Volunteer for everything is the biggest F you advice ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does it make anyone else angry/irritated when someone thanks you for volunteering to serve?
5:38 😂☠️ best one
Is it inappropriate to sing "My Girl's a Vegetable" while going at it like rabbits? Personally I don't think so, granted if not that it's either "Napalm Sticks to Kids" or "Down by the River" that shall be sung, and she better be repeating what I say otherwise there's no point in Cadence.
Killing baby seals
@@sketchyAnalogies yes
What about yella bird, that’s a good one
@@dickrichard5579 That's a fun one, pretty much any Cadence that is talking about death and/or violence so almost all of them work.
The fister man would work real well
rock steady 😂 that part got me
4:25 Sounds like my neighbor asking to use my shovel . Still hasnt given it back . :)
the first man that makes sense, "and is not a failing teacher at work and marriage that name is richard!"
5:12 i was laughing my ass off and was yelling "NO, NO, THATS THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD DO"
He said: "I hide"🤣🤣🤣🤣
My uncle BMSN Pulcino was in the Navy and he was a great Janitor.
Angry’s samurai voice is perty on point
Oh, I loved Basic Training. I grew up hearing all about how hard it would be and it was, but....it was still a blast. And he's actually serious. Volunteer for everything. You avoid P@#*%ing your DS off that way, you do extra work and get stronger, and eventually he looks at you and says, "No, you know what...you volunteer all the time. *looks at someone else* YOU! Get your @$$ over here, PRI'T!!". ;-)
5:11 he woke up and chose violence... no mercy
The Battle of Fallujah one didn't age so well. considering How fast Afghanistan collapsed. THANKS AGAIN JOE!
Fallujah is not in Afghanistan, it's in Iraq
@@oxide9679 I know that. I am saying compare the 2.
2:06 "I'm in danger", he says calmly
the Ninja one was honestly my favorite.
“I hope my dogs didn’t shit all over the place, honey get ready.. oh FU-“
The best one. Out of all of Em