Love Ricky's comedy. As an aside, there's a limit to how big a land animal can get because of a thing called *_"surface area to volume ratio."_* Without going into the details, animals like King Kong are a physical impossibility in Earth's gravitational field and the amount of oxygen in the air.
That's amazing! Thank you for sharing that information. Is there someplace where I can find more about this? (Of course, the source would need to explain it to me like I'm a 10 year old😷)
@@MF-xp9tq I can explain it in simple(ish) terms. The hardest part is realizing that a solid object's (think of a ball) surface area increases as the square of it's diameter and its volume increases as the cube of its diameter. So if you double its width the surface area goes up by 2² = 4 and the volume (weight) goes up by 8 (2 X 2 X 2 = 8). Volume (weight) is what pulls a falling thing down (gravity) and surface area is what slows it down by wind resistance (that's how parachutes work... big surface area). So if you've got 8 times the weight but only 4 times the surface area you'll fall faster. That's why a mouse can fall from any distance and survive but an elephant can't even lift all of its legs off the ground at the same time. It's amazing horses can jump so high! The same principle is at work with a land animal. Its legs have to hold the weight and a big animal has a LOT of weight but there's a practical limit to how wide their legs can be and still be useful. That's also why whales can get so big... they're floating so they don't need to support their weight. Make sense?
@@MF-xp9tq You might be interested to know that during the era of the dinosaurs, the earth's atmosphere actually had more oxygen, which allowed for the giants among reptiles, insects, etc. :)
@@MrSkinnyWhale the question should be, do they need us? More importantly, until we fully understand the relationship between biodiversity and ecosystem functioning, we exterminate any species at our potential peril.
Don't worry, zoologist have invented thousands, probably tens of thousands of new species in that time. I hope you understand that the concept of "species" is a human invention, right? Putting all the variety of organisms in tiny little boxes according to completely arbitrary principles (which are different for different "scientists") to publish papers. If they'd use the same principles they use for other kinds of organisms, humans would be like 50 different species at least, but it would not be politically correct.
I don't know how many people Pol Pot killed with his own hands (probably fewer than 100,000), but under his Khmer Rouge regime, between 1.5 and 2 million people were murdered. That was a quarter of Cambodia's population at the time. Way worse than what Ricky thought.
The problem with a panda, or anyone really* banging for 20 mins, is sometimes misses panda only has 30 seconds to spare. So, 30 seconds a day, keeps misses panda wanting more.... but abusing her gaping panda hole for 20 mins just one time might turn her off for life.
A useless bit of info about bats... There are around 1,250 species of bats out of around 5,000 species of mammals, which means around 25% of mammals can fly.
F LOGIC. Number of species doesn't amount to population. There is 1 species of humans alive, and there are 7.9 billion people as of November 2021 demographics. So, the correct statement is - 1,400 species of bats, 6,495 valid species of mammals. 21.5% species of mammals Are Capable of Flight. Do not feel attacked. I just made a minor correction. edit: I realized that you were right, you just didn't use accurate numbers, srry lol
I understand why you commented this but it's quite misleading. not 25% of mammals can fly. 25% of SPECIES of mammals can fly. I reckon there's quite a lot more mammals numbers-wise that can't fly
"Ejaculates after 30s" Me: Ha! I don't think the panda would be empty. ( does quick math ) 40x in 20 mins! Actualy no that male panda might just be shooting air by the end and pass out.
Also? The world is not FLAT and we landed on the Moon...SIX TIMES!!! APOLLO 11 Apollo 12 Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16 and Apollo 17. It is documented history.
Because convergent evolution just isn't a thing and species that look the same physically must be the same genetically and we're just playing with names, not redefining how we understand biology.
Pandas are stupid animals that should be left to their own devices ie not worth saving they do nothing atall or is it people that are stupid saving some useless animal because its cute
You're right we only worry about the survival of animals we think are cute. Nobody would care if cockroaches or snakes become extinct but people get all emotional if there's a yhreat to pandas or bushbabies
@@michaelharrison3602 absolutely false, do you think we find bees cute ? yeah this might be the reason for some of them. but certainly not the majority
If there was ever an animal that disproved a creator it's the pander. Won't reproduce. Chooses a food that only gives it minimal properties of that the panda needs to survive but then chooses to live miles from its food source!! What kind of batsh1t crazy creator would make such a thing !!
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died for you. ()
@@mantabsekali920 Jesus is the one true God that created heaven and earth and all of humanity. He is the one who came to Earth as a man 2000 years ago. He's the only man to never sinned he's the only man that deserves to live in heaven. He's also the one that wrote the Ten Commandments that almost everyone has broken. How many lies have you told in your life?
@@mantabsekali920 My friend, the proof is outside of your window. You have never seen or heard of random unguided chance creating anything in the entire history of humanity. God made this Earth. The proof is outside your window.
Hard to believe this is almost 20 years ago
Not that hard.
@@solvapydoom8077 If that’s it, can you leave now, please? I’ve got stuff to do. I’ve got laughter to give.
I thought we were watching this live.
@@raypizanis9939 Sarcasm, lowest form of wit
@@1873cb oh sure it is mate
Robert Smith line cracks me up every time.
Brilliant.
I love the chubby bat, chubby is such a cute word 😂
Love Ricky's comedy.
As an aside, there's a limit to how big a land animal can get because of a thing called *_"surface area to volume ratio."_* Without going into the details, animals like King Kong are a physical impossibility in Earth's gravitational field and the amount of oxygen in the air.
That's amazing! Thank you for sharing that information. Is there someplace where I can find more about this? (Of course, the source would need to explain it to me like I'm a 10 year old😷)
@@MF-xp9tq I can explain it in simple(ish) terms.
The hardest part is realizing that a solid object's (think of a ball) surface area increases as the square of it's diameter and its volume increases as the cube of its diameter. So if you double its width the surface area goes up by 2² = 4 and the volume (weight) goes up by 8 (2 X 2 X 2 = 8).
Volume (weight) is what pulls a falling thing down (gravity) and surface area is what slows it down by wind resistance (that's how parachutes work... big surface area).
So if you've got 8 times the weight but only 4 times the surface area you'll fall faster. That's why a mouse can fall from any distance and survive but an elephant can't even lift all of its legs off the ground at the same time. It's amazing horses can jump so high!
The same principle is at work with a land animal. Its legs have to hold the weight and a big animal has a LOT of weight but there's a practical limit to how wide their legs can be and still be useful.
That's also why whales can get so big... they're floating so they don't need to support their weight.
Make sense?
@@MF-xp9tq You might be interested to know that during the era of the dinosaurs, the earth's atmosphere actually had more oxygen, which allowed for the giants among reptiles, insects, etc. :)
@@MF-xp9tq ua-cam.com/video/E1KkQrFEl2I/v-deo.html
@@MF-xp9tq here
There's 350'000 species of beetles and 50'000 species of spider. That's already nearly half way to a million.
Do we need em?
@@MrSkinnyWhale the gippos, do we need them?
@@MrSkinnyWhale the question should be, do they need us? More importantly, until we fully understand the relationship between biodiversity and ecosystem functioning, we exterminate any species at our potential peril.
Glad you uploaded this very very old clip, I remember this years ago, it is still funny now lol
Ricky I have to say you are the cleverest funniest comidian of all time. I think you are brilliant.
Thank you. You are my favourite fan.
Frankie Boyle & Bill Burr are better, but yes Jimmy is amazing
Poor Harambe
THIS is why Ricky Gervais is so brilliant. I have been an atheist since, well, since I became conscious.
It's been 10 years and he's still fucking everything and everyone
19 years..
At this time 20 years later, the human species has worked hard to swipe thousands and thousands other species from the surface of earth.
Don't worry, zoologist have invented thousands, probably tens of thousands of new species in that time.
I hope you understand that the concept of "species" is a human invention, right? Putting all the variety of organisms in tiny little boxes according to completely arbitrary principles (which are different for different "scientists") to publish papers.
If they'd use the same principles they use for other kinds of organisms, humans would be like 50 different species at least, but it would not be politically correct.
I don't know how many people Pol Pot killed with his own hands (probably fewer than 100,000), but under his Khmer Rouge regime, between 1.5 and 2 million people were murdered. That was a quarter of Cambodia's population at the time. Way worse than what Ricky thought.
1-2 million is a conservative estimate, it could be up to 4 million
@@Daveador876 Highest estimate is 3 million. But most likely is 2 million to 2.4 million. The figure includes foreigners and babies and children.
wait , they already have a song about bats ,,
"Chubby bat ,do do do do , skinny bat do do do do do , slightly fat bat do do do do do.."
A lecture with laughs!
Master of comedy
I'm actually having a lot of fun
Turns out the pandas were just shy and didn't want to bang with humans around. They started makin babies soon as covid hit
legend
Shared. I love him
One of the best
I honestly share the same sentiments about pandas. We should let them die. They've given up on themselves. Why are we forcing them to continue? 🤔
Cause we need them.
@@alexwang7983 for what
@@local_therapist8637cause then we wouldn’t get more cartoons about them
Very slightly longer eared bat
8 of 10 jokes are NOT funny but now and then he´s clever. He was MUCH funnier at the Emmy awards!
The problem with a panda, or anyone really* banging for 20 mins, is sometimes misses panda only has 30 seconds to spare. So, 30 seconds a day, keeps misses panda wanting more.... but abusing her gaping panda hole for 20 mins just one time might turn her off for life.
That's cute
A useless bit of info about bats...
There are around 1,250 species of bats out of around 5,000 species of mammals, which means around 25% of mammals can fly.
F LOGIC. Number of species doesn't amount to population. There is 1 species of humans alive, and there are 7.9 billion people as of November 2021 demographics.
So, the correct statement is - 1,400 species of bats, 6,495 valid species of mammals.
21.5% species of mammals Are Capable of Flight.
Do not feel attacked. I just made a minor correction.
edit: I realized that you were right, you just didn't use accurate numbers, srry lol
@@animezia I'm a pedantic moron that regularly comments on others. I don't feel attacked. I feel educated.
I understand why you commented this but it's quite misleading. not 25% of mammals can fly. 25% of SPECIES of mammals can fly. I reckon there's quite a lot more mammals numbers-wise that can't fly
@@andrat2782 you're correct, I should have said "species of mammals", otherwise it would be around 0.7%.
"Ejaculates after 30s"
Me: Ha! I don't think the panda would be empty. ( does quick math ) 40x in 20 mins! Actualy no that male panda might just be shooting air by the end and pass out.
"Slightly chubby bat"
You mean a pregnant bat?
The Panda has been saved since this routine
I wonder what a panda tastes like with chips
@@michaelharrison3602 Probably very similar to how it tastes on its own, sans the taste of potato starch.
@@michaelharrison3602 like bear meat, but fattier
Chubby bat 🦇😅😂😆
And I like it
And we where going to be happy
Or 1027 for the lower figure but about 1 quarter of the population!!!
Humans need to discover themselves.
It seems like if pandas won’t procreate it’s a clear signal that they have finished their run
Mad at me
Training the deamonds
And I was guna help him
There keeping my deposit
Ricky's granny sound like a wise woman
Ricky's granny's quotes sound more like something Karl Pilkington would say
And u are ok with it
U spend time with them stay with them
So don't complain
U said u hate me
Ybs
Also? The world is not FLAT and we landed on the Moon...SIX TIMES!!! APOLLO 11 Apollo 12 Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16 and Apollo 17. It is documented history.
I can treat you
£250 for a YBF video.
Nowadays people want 250 million views for videos like that.
That's u
I never heard u call me she
The devil is torturing me
Don't trip
It’s more liking billions of species that we know of as there’s 17,000 different species of spider in the uk alone
He said specifically tarantulas
@@JaqenHghar. that is too many tarantulas
Lots of papers written.
No there isn't. The actual total is just around 700.
U told me he was going to help me
But ur not on house arrest
And im not a phycologist
Luckily, soon there won't be so many to keep track of 😀
I don't get paid
And I'm not in love with u no more
Because I'm one of the boys
And they kicked me out an hour before
Shes
I could solve the World's problems ... if I cared. :)
And he doesn't want my help b
U lied to me
Two groups are called different species when they cannot cross breed (or have sexual intercourse to produce offsprings that can also have offspring).
Donkeys and horses, lions and tigers. The ability to cross breed is not used as a reliable indicator of speciation anymore
U married the wrong girl remember
Because convergent evolution just isn't a thing and species that look the same physically must be the same genetically and we're just playing with names, not redefining how we understand biology.
Convergent evolution is absolutely a thing
😐
Dude...everything is slowly turning into crabs. Convergent evolution is totally a thing
You just conveged into a donkey. Please shut up if you have zero knowledge on a topic. That's how misinformation spreads
I'm not helping u
So I'm single
Not u the other you
Last comment
I did like him lots, but at the end of the day, he is just a bulky blatherer without any specials.
Admit it Gervais, you stole that panda bit from Jim Jeffries!
Was Jeffries even around 20 years ago?
I'm not urs
What's the point of uploading 20 year old clips that have already been uploaded dozens of times?
What’s the point of having 200000 Subscribers and not making videos ?
Whats the point of anything?
So people like you comment, which makes it more likely others will watch and they make money off it
Pandas are stupid animals that should be left to their own devices ie not worth saving they do nothing atall or is it people that are stupid saving some useless animal because its cute
You're right we only worry about the survival of animals we think are cute. Nobody would care if cockroaches or snakes become extinct but people get all
emotional if there's a yhreat to pandas or bushbabies
@@michaelharrison3602 absolutely false, do you think we find bees cute ?
yeah this might be the reason for some of them. but certainly not the majority
People will spend money on whatever they want even if it’s useless
If there was ever an animal that disproved a creator it's the pander.
Won't reproduce.
Chooses a food that only gives it minimal properties of that the panda needs to survive but then chooses to live miles from its food source!! What kind of batsh1t crazy creator would make such a thing !!
That's doesn't disprove a creator, but it disproves intelligent design.
3rd last comment?
2nd to last comment.
He should stick to making funny TV programs
Like what? That shite afterlife
Amazing how not funny he is
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died for you.
()
What is jesus ?
@@mantabsekali920 Jesus is the one true God that created heaven and earth and all of humanity.
He is the one who came to Earth as a man 2000 years ago.
He's the only man to never sinned he's the only man that deserves to live in heaven. He's also the one that wrote the Ten Commandments that almost everyone has broken.
How many lies have you told in your life?
@@brianhale3678 proof ?
@@mantabsekali920
My friend, the proof is outside of your window. You have never seen or heard of random unguided chance creating anything in the entire history of humanity. God made this Earth. The proof is outside your window.
@@brianhale3678 it's not proof until god demonstrate the process