The Acolyte Breaks Star Wars AGAIN
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
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I always thought Osha was named after the people that make sure were being safe at work.
Occupational Safety & Health Administration. And Mae is Fannie Mae.
Insert unfunny joke about Osha being named after the sound Leslye Headland's wife makes when she has to fake a You Know What.
I feel a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions....
A few hours before:
Leslie Headland - *This is our weapon, Disney! It can destroy a whole franchise as I blast a woke show through it. I think I will use it in this show called Star Wars.*
Cancelled mine two weeks ago!
I never subbed to Disney + in the first place I saw what they were about when I suffered thru the last jedi!
Lmao. Funny I tried to make a subscription with Disney again but they won’t let me. I get a code again and again.!!!?? Wtf!? 😂😂 I want to watch the Spider-Man films but I cant!?
@@jay0192 just find an app to watch them all.
Long live the Star Wars Holiday Special. The REAL STAR WARS!
It's on UA-cam. Has 4 million views.. lol. Way more then this shit hole of a program
Okay except the wookie getting turned on, it isn't super fuckin awful, just bad lol.
The dialogue of the Holiday Special was more intelligible than the trash the Acolyte had
That’s including the Wookiees
The Holiday Special... where else could you see Maude Findlay pour drinks into the hole in the top of Harvey Korman's head in a Mos Isley cantina. That plays like Shakespeare compared to the travesty known as the Acolyte.
@@mpalfadel2008damn bro
The Ki Adi Mundi thing.
The galaxy brains at Disney didn't understand the BBY date goes UP the further backward in time you go.
That's why he looks like he's in his 40s, they didn't think the date was 40 years before he was born, they thought it was 40 years after he was born.
I'm immortal, apparently.
That's cool and all but what about the droid attack on the Wookies?😅
@@Ultriac301it *is* a system we cannot afford to lose.
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
@@NurseAmamiyawhat about the Wookiees attack on the droids
Two magic words: "Not cannon."
“Ghostbusters 2016”
The Feloni SIMPS will claim Lucas once said he approved of it.......
Best reviewer comment ever for this: “This show sucks”. Beautifully simple and perfect.
Never underestimate Disney´s capability for incompetence...
It isn’t incompetence, it’s malice. Like Kennedy knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s always hated George Lucas
@@jakekgfn she’s a sad person, imagine living your life focused on a personal vendetta, that’s got to be a sad existance
Next Yoda will be gay.
Lol.. I can't wait. He did like riding Lukes back
Only a matter of time with these freaks
Nah. They are going to make him a non binary, pansexual, transsexual with rickets.
@@Dark_SniderREHEHEHE!
don't give the any ideas.
They said that they had to kill off the Wookie Jedi off screen because of the tight budget! How tight can it be on 22 million dollars per episode? 🤣
When the show runner and her wife are taking 50% off the top, money gets tight.
The Star Wars franchise was basically a license to print money, yet Disney has done the impossible and killed the golden goose. You could take a dork outa line at a fan fest, with zero knowledge of how to make a film, and they would turn out something better.
Lucas film put out a cd rom in 1999 that said he's 60 when he meets Anakin.
"Ki-Adi-Mundi's age was never specified in the movies, but the Star Wars: Episode I Insider's Guide - a computer program released on CD-ROM by Lucasfilm back in 1999 - contained a character profile revealing he was 60 years old when he first met Anakin Skywalker."
And this is after they reshot the entire show. Imagine how bad the original story was given how crappy this is.
Nah, it was probably better! The Headlamp blockhead, and Filoni the hack, woke it up more! To satisfy their overlords
So they want to justify her murdering Jedi by saying she would be killed if she didn't!
She is sacrificing others to save herself!.
That still makes her a terrible person.
I'm gonna call my dude Redbull he has wings & Weed he be forgetting shit
'The Acolyte' bites the dust...
And in the next episode there is a dance number with maracas.
Doctor Who beat them too it. Oh, wait, that's Disney too now so you could be right...
Performed in its entirety, by C3P-O 😂😂😂
@@chriswihulu You got it!
It be like Jar Jar showing up in the old republic era.
I can't tell you enough how much I appreciate you taking one for the team. Talk about self sacrifice, watching The Acolyte has to be like stabbing yourself in the eye with an ice pick.
“I would pray they don’t alter it any further but I’ve lost all faith at this point”. Awesome line. It is profound but I can’t help but think it sounds like a 90’s grunge lyric 😂 still love it though, not to sell it short
I've said it for weeks now this was a $180 mil troll on those who would care. Now it's apparent that Leslie Hedland and company are banging characters together like kids playing with action figures.
Hahahahhahahaha your askimg if the Acolyte can get worst? Thats funny.
They will never acknowledge their lack of Ki-Adi-Mundi basic knowledge or that there could flaws of any nature in their woke masterpiece...
The Skelton Crew is going to be about the remaining number of Star Wars fans.
I’m going to call the Wookie Fartknocka because it amuses me.
My favorite name is Sol. They gave the South Korean actor a character name that is homonym for the capital city of his home country, Seoul.
Yeah... they should have named him KIM... short for KIM-CHI WAN(WON)
I just don’t understand why they forced him in, it’s all so unnecessary.
To get people like you talking. They don’t care if it makes sense., only that the word is being spread.
@@Bingo_the_Pug um no, it's because there Fucking Stoopid Writers. Don't make excuses
@@Bingo_the_Pug "Buzz" doesn't mean viewership. People aren't even pirating it.
@@Theranthrope They knew it was going to be controversial, Disney is run by idiots but they’re still smart enough to know how to get people to hate-watch their content. Just wait till Snow White comes out.
@@Theranthropetrue!! I stopped pirating it lol after episode 2
The simple explanation here is that no one involved in the production knew that B.B.Y. behaves like our B.C. when measuring years, which really shows how much they care about this IP.
Ki-Adi-Mundi is a pre-force ghost.
Granted I'm not watching the show, I'm still convinced Smileo Ryn is one of the moms, the horn-headed one likely. The people making this show will want a female Sith just because they're gyno-obsessed.
Ever notice how small the arm is during the Force Push at the end of this episode? Could be a woman
You really think they'll have a woman play the villain in Leslye Headland's Starr Warz? 😂 Maybe, but she'll be made a sympathetic figure in the end.
@@TJ347 Leslye Headland has stated she wrote this from the perspective that the Jedi are the bad guys; my guess is they killed the lesbian cultists and so Smilo Ren will be framed as the good guy killing the evil Jedi, and it will be a woman because no way would they make a guy powerful enough to Force push a dozen Jedi so easily.
If I'm wrong I'll admit to it.
Only thing that’s mystery about this show is the mystery of what it’s even about
Pussy Galore. Love that 007 reference.
Ki-Adi-Mundi is much stranger than people are saying its not that he was an adult 40 years befor he was born but a jedi master as well.
Wowza. The super poor man’s Ezra Miller is the “master”? That clown? Wow.
Temu Ezra Miller lol
It was impossible for The Acolyte to kill/destroy Star Wars. Rise Of Palpitine finished it off back in late 2019. It had the potential to fix at least SOME of what TLJ did, but instead incinerated it to a pile of ash.
Star Wars was destroyed the moment *The Mouse Factory* bought it in 2012, put KK & her flying monkeys in charge, and for good measure, announced JJAbrams (aka: "The Destroyer of Franchises") as the "director" of the first movie. Only I & a precious, perspicacious few had the foresight to see, even back then, where it would all eventually lead & damned if I wasn't proven right.
@@MrPGC137 From what I've heard, he actually wanted to make TFA more original, but KK and many other higher ups wanted to play it safe due to the prequel trilogy.
@@rhedosaurus2251 I doubt it. JJ doesn't have an original bone in his body & he sure as hell doesn't have an imagination. His only "talent" (if so it can be called) is to take established franchises he doesn't understand, and totally fudge them up.
A good writer could’ve picked up where The Force Awakens left off, the series was still salvageable at that point, but The Last Jedi was a literal dead end. The glass shattered & no amount of glue could put it back together. The character assassination of Luke was unforgivable & there’s no coming back from that.
@@Bingo_the_Pug The Farce Awakens was nothing more than a hackneyed rehash of "A New Hope" by a no-talent amateur.
No longer is it a slippery slope fallacy, it's the slippery slope principle. Expect every new episode to get worse and worse. The team behind TA show they care about nothing but stroking their egos. Apathy is the only way to deal with this evil.
speaking of names, the squid guy jedi name is sol. the actor is born in seoul south korea.
maybe he is not ka adi mundi but grandpa adi mundi
The credits listed as him.
@@caselleknoxiv589but maybe he is named after his grandpa. I’m grasping at straws here but it’s the only logical answer
Mundi is fucking 60 in the Phantom Menace. Disney explain that?
He used the DeLorean Time Machine
Also master Plo koon was also spotted 😢
A lot of people missed him for some reason.
They are stating it's another character named lithia Paan
At this point I don't think they care about breaking canon. They're at the point we're they'll pick and choose what they want from the series. 🤦♂️
Justice for Adi
They get canon wrong but call it "canon breaking" to pretend they intended it all along...
George Orwell must be whirling in his grave......
The Acolyte Juneteenth Holiday Special will get at least half a million views.
Most of the Dragonball characters are named after vegetables and it's quite popular
I like how people pointing to a lack of proof of age for him.... I've a companion card for him from Top Trumps that clearly states his age at 70 during order 66.
It's funny how Disney couldn't be bothered to simply make a new character (hell, they could have made it Ki Adi's father). But they rather just shoehorn him into this shitshow to milk the controversy.
Lol star wars accounts shilling for it be hurting with numbers. It's literally so bad it's killing accounts saying positive things about it 😂🤣
They are here too right now. Lol. Losers they is.
Yup. They be doing that on this channel too
Disney has taken an IP with spaceships and turned it into a TV show that people do a lot of walking in.
the sith is actually palpatine, send there by plagueis to gather information about the secret technique to create life through the force. :)
I finally convinced my brother-in-law to end his D+ subscription. Oops ;)
This show is like if someone put a wig on sauron
"What about the Disney attack on the canon?" - Ki Adi Mundi, probably
A Pup Named Scooby Doo was a great series the plots were often actually amazing!
Not to mention it has one of the bet theme songs ever produced in the franchise's history.
they should do more lore breaking and canon confusion the farther away they go from og starwars the better...
Like when Obi-Wan told Yoda that he was his father's Uncle? That could do it.
Funny how the Jedi master that Mike Nelson of Rifftrax called “Penishead” could have spawned such a debate regarding his age and his place in canon just by being in a shitty Star Wars series.
At this point, a film where it was nothing but 2 straight hours of Yoda making stew in his little mud hut on Dagobah, Palpatine staring out into the vastness of space on his throne, or General Grievous doing nothing but cleaning and polishing his collection of lightsabers, would all be more fun and engaging than the entirely of the Acolyte, along with the rest of the trash Disney has shat out in the past ten years.
They also put Plo Koon just standing in the background of one of the scenes with Sol.
Who named the character OSHA? If you’ve ever worked construction or an industrial job that word makes you look over your shoulder.
Will not be shocked if Lando appears in the next episode and WOKEiepedia rewrites Lando date of birth 😂
...THE ACOLYTE is "The Greatest STAR WARS Parody" since STEALING SOLO!!!
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I dread to even think what dragons be there beyond Episode 4, waiting for us.
It doesn't surprise me that Disney didn't think to check if Ki-Adi Mundi was alive or not at the time of the show. To quote Kathleen Kennedy: We don't have a bunch of comic books or 800 page novels to draw from" despite the 40 odd years of Star Wars before October 31, 2012.
You watch it so I don't have to ❤. Keep being savage, it's the most enjoyment we the fans can get out of Disney Star Wars
Bob : kick KK out the building, will ya? it's overdue.
5:32
Don’t forget a medical officer named Dr. Squatch.
What is up with the Jedi's costumes? They all look like they were bought from a Party City costume department.
Osha Mae is a soap brand? What is this? The Usual Suspect? Will there be a scene where the Korean jedi master look around his bathroom, found a soap with Osha Mae as the brand, and then realized he was being duped all these times? And the sith master then take off the mask to reveal the face of the protagonist? LMFAO
Didn’t realize until seeing this poster that Smilo Ren has to be spike face or Ezra, since they’re not pictured. It’s spike mom.
I am impressed you could talk about this episode for over ten minutes.
Ki-Adi-Mundi's existence in the Acolyte
Isn't this the entire point of Pablo Hidalgo's job to prevent issues like this for these people?
But then again the creators of Andor had to do their own research. So Pablo is pretty much useless since he isn't even doing his job.
Pablo is good at washing his employer's balls.
$180+ million for 8 episodes... including complete rewrites and reshoots. This is the BEST they could do.
Star Wars - Mop head edition
forget just mindu they had plo-koon too! tell the assistant just cuz they are different alien beings doesnt mean they are centuries old like yoda!
The way they try and create excuses in every way and shape possible xD
Pray they don't bring Yoda into the mix.
His birth date is legends! There is no established birth date in canon so there is no breaking canon here!
I'd sooner watch those awful Ewok movies again over 'The Aco Bud Lyte'. ;)
Tru dat
They’re taking the Darth JarJar theory and using it as a trope where YES he WAS PRETENDING to be a bumbling fool the whole time and is actually the one pulling the strings.
That and/or one of the sith witch coven merged their powers into one entity (power of one […] power of many) and that’s why she could force push 8 Jedi like nothing.
Luke Skywalker will cameo next week along with Indiana Jones, because Les Headcase remembers Harrison Ford was in Star Wars right?
Yeah I think they spent 40 bucks on the show then I took the rest of the money and spent on the drugs that they obviously when they wrote the show
Star Wars ha been broken ever since The Lost Jeweye 7 years ago. Breaking one it's pieces even further apart is mere detail.
Did I hear a reference to A Pup Named Scooby Doo at the 5 minute mark?
You no longer hold the title of "World Class Bullshitters," for Disney has supplanted you...
#FireKathleenKennedy
Wait until ya'll find out Smilo Ren is actually a young Kreia!😂
I think Smilo Ren is the green Jedi who is played by Lesley Fivehead's wife.
At this point, they are just breaking the dry old bones of the corpse of Star Wars. Disney has pivoted from the undertakers of Star Wars to the n3crophiliac of Star Wars.
I am depressed and stunned how such an amazing concept and galaxy is so so badly told. It's in one word disgusting.
it's written by people that have probably never seen the original 3 movies or read the expanded universe and it shows, the writers lack any understanding of the SW universe. Disney is just making this up as they go along and it shows by how much they get wrong in this series and the others they have done.
Imagine creating a movie with inaccurate details, then instead of accepting fault, let's go and rewrite history books to match the detail in the movie
Schizophrenia, that is how you describe this show, A visual representation of Schizophrenia.
You know what's sad? I can't even get enjoyment out of watching people trash the show, it's that bad.
Why didn’t they just show Yoda instead of?
OBVIOUSLY the Jedi were lying about everything! It all makes sense! Look, Wookipedia (which was just edited) confirms that it all makes sense!
If there hasn't any apathy Dswwould be getting killed
Gone are the days of Luke and Anakin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Disney's Star Wars is the crappiest piece of crap, that ever crapped!!😖🤣😆😆
The Acoshyte